Update-193
Quote:
city se maine Naveen aur Sulabh ko bhi pakda aur jordar party karne ke irade se bar ki taraf badhe lekin hume kya pata tha ki bar ki taraf jaane wala rasta hume bar nahi balki jail pahuchane wala tha......
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Bar jaate waqt maine man hee man me ek budget bana liya tha ki itne rupaye se aage kharch nahi karna hai...lekin bar me daru aur ladkiyo ke beech mera sara budget gadbada gaya....humne pel ke daru ki botale khali ki aur cigarette se apna kaleja jalaya. Hum log nashe me itne tunn ho gaye the ki ek dusare tak ko nahi pahchan rahe the.....
"tu kaun hai be lawde aur mere peechhe-peechhe dum hilate kyun aa raha hai....bhikhari hai kya..."bar se nikalte waqt jab maine peechhe Arun ko aate hue dekha to usase bola...
"main....main hoon Samrat Arunoday...lekin mere rajya ke log prem se mujhe Arun kahte hai..."
"tu mujhe jaana pahchana kyun lag raha hai be...pakka tune mera lund muh me liya hoga ek-do baar...hat saamne se..."Arun ke peechhe se aate hue Saurabh ne Arun ko dhakka dekar neeche zameen par gira diya aur mere paas aakar aasman ki taraf dekhne laga....phhir apna sar khujate hue bola"sala ,meri helicopter kaha gaya, kuchh der pahle to yahi park kiya tha...pata nahi kaha gaya, kal hee to khareeda tha..."
mere ,Arun aur Saurabh ke baad Pandey ji bar se bahar nikle aur hum teeno ko dekhte hee chillaye...
"doodh mangoge to kheer denge...
kashmir mangoge to cheer denge...
maa tujhe salaam.....sainiko kaid kar lo in deshdrohiyo ko....
"
"abey chup be pandey,..."uske sar par ek mukka marte hue Sulabh ne kaha..."ye kya chutiyapa laga rakha hai be tum charo ne...ek khud ko Samrat kahta hai, dusare ka helicopter nahi mil raha aur tu Pakistan se jung lad raha hai...BC ,yadi mujhe maloom hota ki tum charo itna bada lafda karoge to main aata hee nahi....Naveen , ye jo bike lekar aaye hai use tu chala aur apni bike ki chabhi mujhe de...inke bharose raha to aaj swarg ke darshan ho jayenge..."
Sulabh aur Naveen hume bike par bithakar room ki taraf chal pade...aadhi raat hone ke karan puri sadake sunsan thi,bas beech-beech me koyi bike ya car humare paas se gujar rahi thi...Naveen ke room ki taraf jaate waqt meri bagal se ek car gujari to maine Naveen ko bike tez karne ke liye kaha....
"kya hua be..."
"abey speed badha...us car wale ko main jaanta hoon..."
"thik hai phhir...lekin zara sambhal kar baat karna..."
"apne baap ko mat sikha ki kaise baat karni hai...bas jab ishara karu to bike ki speed aur tez kar dena..."
Naveen ne bike ki speed badhayi aur hume overtake karke aage badh chuki car ke thik bagal me bike chalane laga....Car ke sabhi window band thi isliye maine hath se ishara karke car ki window kholne ke liye kaha....
pahle to car wale ne meri baat bahut der tak taal di lekin phhir usne car ki window khol hee di aur mere taraf sawaliya nigaah se dekhane laga.....
"kya uncle...ekdum maze me ya koyi pareshani hai..."
"i'm fine..who are you..."
"wo sab hatao aur ye batao ki car aapki hai..."
"haan..."
Iske baad main jo bolne wala tha use sochkar hee main hasne laga aur phhir haste hue bola"Car dekhkar maza nahi aaya chacha jaan, bahut sasti lag rahi hai....mujhe to yahi car free me mil rahi thi,lekin maine itani chhoti car lene se mana kar diya, aap chodu ban gaye..... "
"abey ye kya bak raha hai...sathiya gaya hai kya..."Naveen ne turant bike ki speed badha di aue car wale ko bahut peechhe chhod diya......
"Arman, ab main tere sath kabhi bhi ,kahi bhi nahi jaunga...free-fokat me lafde karne ka tujhe bada shauk hai...kash ki main tere sath first year me na baitha hota, lekin meri hee mati mari gayi thi...."
"beta tera level hee nahi hai mere sath rahne ka...main khud aaj ke baad tere sath nahi aaunga...aaj ke baad kya, abhi, isi waqt main tujhse dosti todta hoon, bike rok...."
"chal be,..."
"rok bike,warna main kood jaunga..."
"chup chap baitha rah, warna mere hatho peetega tu Arman..."
"tu bike rokta hai ya main kood jaun...."
"abey kudna mat...."Naveen chillakar bola"main bike rokta hoon, lekin tu please yar, kudna mat..."
"ab aaya na line par..."
Naveen ne sadak ke kinare bike roki aur mujhse ek ke baad ek sawal karne laga, jaise ki 'maine bike kyun rukwayi'...'mera aage kya karne ka plan hai' wagerah-wagerah....lekin maine use kuchh nahi kaha aur uske har sawal ke baad use shant rahne ka ishara karta tha....
ye silsila tab tak chalta raha,jab tak ki Sulabh bhi humare paas nahi aa gaya....
"kya hua Naveen, tune bike kyun rok di..."Sulabh ne Naveen se puchha...lekin Naveen kuchh kahta ,uske pahle hee maine Saurabh, Arun ko pakadkar bike se utarne ke liye kaha....
"kya hua...kuchh batata kyun nahi..."abki baar Sulabh ne gala phhadkar Naveen se puchha...
"pata nahi, Arman ne kaha ki bike rok...isliye maine rok diya..."
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"aa jao be..."Naveen ki par baithkar maine Arun,Saurabh aur pandey ji ko peechhe baithne ke liye kaha...
"ye...ye kya kar raha hai..."
Bike ke saamne Naveen turant khada ho gaya aur mujhe rokne ki koshish karne laga.....
"General, aap aagya de, main abhi isko maut ke ghat utar dunga..."Pandey ji ne kaha....Pandey ji ke dimag me jung ka junoon abhi tak sawar tha...
Maine kuchh kahne ki apeksha kuchh karne ka plan kiya aur bike start karke jabardast speed ke sath Naveen ke side se nikal liya.....
Jb Bike chalate waqt mujhe neend aane lagi to maine hostel ki taraf jaane wale highway ke kinare bike khadi ki aur pandey ji ko bike chalane ke liye kaha.....Pandey ji ke sar par to abhi jung ka junoon sawar tha, wo bhala na kyun karte...Pandey ji bike ki kamaan apne hath me li aur tez-tarrar speed se hostel ki taraf bike ko udane lage.....
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"aap dekhna Arman bhai, main kaise hostel ke andar entry marta hoon...bole to ekdum hero ke maafiq..."kahte hue Arman ne bike lejakar seedhe gate par thok di...
hum peechhe baithe teeno to idhar-idhar gire,lekin Pandey ji hawa me uddkar seedhe gate ke dusari taraf ja pahuche.....
"ye sala pandey hume kaha le aaya hai...iski maa ka..."Saurabh zameen par neeche pade-pade karahne laga"ye to hostel nahi lagta, BC pandey...kaha thok diya be..."
"mujhse to utha tak nahi jaa raha...pata nahi kaha gira hoon..."
Bike ki gate se takkar ke baad Rajshri Pandey kaha gaya ,pata nahi...lekin hum teeno jaha gire the,wahi se ek-dusare ka bas naam le rahe the.....na to kisi me uthne ka taqat tha aur na hee kisi me itni samajh ki koyi jeb se mobile nikalkar kisi ko madad ke liye bulaye....
"abey kahi,hum log mar to nahi gaye..."
"nahi be...ek jyotishi ne mujhse kaha tha ki main 50 saal ke pahle nahi marunga..."maine kaha...
lekin uske baad jo harqat hui ,usne mera kaan faad diya...hua ye tha ki achanak hee jiske gate pe pandey ji ne bike thoka tha,us ghar ke andar se eka-ek visil ki aawaz aane lage...pahle kisi ek ne visil bajayi,phhir do phhir teen....wo sab visil bajakar beech-beech me chilla bhi rahe the....
"ye MC itna bhauk kyun rahe hai be Arman..."
"ek minute..."maine apni gardan us ghar ke taraf ki ,jiske andar se visil ki tez aawaze aa rahi thi...aur phhir us ghar ke bahar ka board padha...."Superintendent of police...S.L.Dangi...."
wo board padhte hee mera gala aise sukha, jaise mujhe kisi ne hafto pahle bina pani ke registan me bheja hoon...meri charo taraf se fatne lagi aur main khada na hone ki haalat me na hone ke bawzood ,apna pura dam lagaya aur jaise-taise khada hua....
"bhago BC, Us MC pandey ne bike hostel ke gate me nahi balki Dangi ke ghar me thoki hai...gand me jitna jor hai, bhago...warna ye fale gand me goli daal denge...."
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city se maine Naveen aur Sulabh ko bhi pakda aur jordar party karne ke irade se bar ki taraf badhe lekin hume kya pata tha ki bar ki taraf jaane wala rasta hume bar nahi balki jail pahuchane wala tha......
.
Bar jaate waqt maine man hee man me ek budget bana liya tha ki itne rupaye se aage kharch nahi karna hai...lekin bar me daru aur ladkiyo ke beech mera sara budget gadbada gaya....humne pel ke daru ki botale khali ki aur cigarette se apna kaleja jalaya. Hum log nashe me itne tunn ho gaye the ki ek dusare tak ko nahi pahchan rahe the.....
"tu kaun hai be lawde aur mere peechhe-peechhe dum hilate kyun aa raha hai....bhikhari hai kya..."bar se nikalte waqt jab maine peechhe Arun ko aate hue dekha to usase bola...
"main....main hoon Samrat Arunoday...lekin mere rajya ke log prem se mujhe Arun kahte hai..."
"tu mujhe jaana pahchana kyun lag raha hai be...pakka tune mera lund muh me liya hoga ek-do baar...hat saamne se..."Arun ke peechhe se aate hue Saurabh ne Arun ko dhakka dekar neeche zameen par gira diya aur mere paas aakar aasman ki taraf dekhne laga....phhir apna sar khujate hue bola"sala ,meri helicopter kaha gaya, kuchh der pahle to yahi park kiya tha...pata nahi kaha gaya, kal hee to khareeda tha..."
mere ,Arun aur Saurabh ke baad Pandey ji bar se bahar nikle aur hum teeno ko dekhte hee chillaye...
"doodh mangoge to kheer denge...
kashmir mangoge to cheer denge...
maa tujhe salaam.....sainiko kaid kar lo in deshdrohiyo ko....
"
"abey chup be pandey,..."uske sar par ek mukka marte hue Sulabh ne kaha..."ye kya chutiyapa laga rakha hai be tum charo ne...ek khud ko Samrat kahta hai, dusare ka helicopter nahi mil raha aur tu Pakistan se jung lad raha hai...BC ,yadi mujhe maloom hota ki tum charo itna bada lafda karoge to main aata hee nahi....Naveen , ye jo bike lekar aaye hai use tu chala aur apni bike ki chabhi mujhe de...inke bharose raha to aaj swarg ke darshan ho jayenge..."
Sulabh aur Naveen hume bike par bithakar room ki taraf chal pade...aadhi raat hone ke karan puri sadake sunsan thi,bas beech-beech me koyi bike ya car humare paas se gujar rahi thi...Naveen ke room ki taraf jaate waqt meri bagal se ek car gujari to maine Naveen ko bike tez karne ke liye kaha....
"kya hua be..."
"abey speed badha...us car wale ko main jaanta hoon..."
"thik hai phhir...lekin zara sambhal kar baat karna..."
"apne baap ko mat sikha ki kaise baat karni hai...bas jab ishara karu to bike ki speed aur tez kar dena..."
Naveen ne bike ki speed badhayi aur hume overtake karke aage badh chuki car ke thik bagal me bike chalane laga....Car ke sabhi window band thi isliye maine hath se ishara karke car ki window kholne ke liye kaha....
pahle to car wale ne meri baat bahut der tak taal di lekin phhir usne car ki window khol hee di aur mere taraf sawaliya nigaah se dekhane laga.....
"kya uncle...ekdum maze me ya koyi pareshani hai..."
"i'm fine..who are you..."
"wo sab hatao aur ye batao ki car aapki hai..."
"haan..."
Iske baad main jo bolne wala tha use sochkar hee main hasne laga aur phhir haste hue bola"Car dekhkar maza nahi aaya chacha jaan, bahut sasti lag rahi hai....mujhe to yahi car free me mil rahi thi,lekin maine itani chhoti car lene se mana kar diya, aap chodu ban gaye..... "
"abey ye kya bak raha hai...sathiya gaya hai kya..."Naveen ne turant bike ki speed badha di aue car wale ko bahut peechhe chhod diya......
"Arman, ab main tere sath kabhi bhi ,kahi bhi nahi jaunga...free-fokat me lafde karne ka tujhe bada shauk hai...kash ki main tere sath first year me na baitha hota, lekin meri hee mati mari gayi thi...."
"beta tera level hee nahi hai mere sath rahne ka...main khud aaj ke baad tere sath nahi aaunga...aaj ke baad kya, abhi, isi waqt main tujhse dosti todta hoon, bike rok...."
"chal be,..."
"rok bike,warna main kood jaunga..."
"chup chap baitha rah, warna mere hatho peetega tu Arman..."
"tu bike rokta hai ya main kood jaun...."
"abey kudna mat...."Naveen chillakar bola"main bike rokta hoon, lekin tu please yar, kudna mat..."
"ab aaya na line par..."
Naveen ne sadak ke kinare bike roki aur mujhse ek ke baad ek sawal karne laga, jaise ki 'maine bike kyun rukwayi'...'mera aage kya karne ka plan hai' wagerah-wagerah....lekin maine use kuchh nahi kaha aur uske har sawal ke baad use shant rahne ka ishara karta tha....
ye silsila tab tak chalta raha,jab tak ki Sulabh bhi humare paas nahi aa gaya....
"kya hua Naveen, tune bike kyun rok di..."Sulabh ne Naveen se puchha...lekin Naveen kuchh kahta ,uske pahle hee maine Saurabh, Arun ko pakadkar bike se utarne ke liye kaha....
"kya hua...kuchh batata kyun nahi..."abki baar Sulabh ne gala phhadkar Naveen se puchha...
"pata nahi, Arman ne kaha ki bike rok...isliye maine rok diya..."
.
"aa jao be..."Naveen ki par baithkar maine Arun,Saurabh aur pandey ji ko peechhe baithne ke liye kaha...
"ye...ye kya kar raha hai..."
Bike ke saamne Naveen turant khada ho gaya aur mujhe rokne ki koshish karne laga.....
"General, aap aagya de, main abhi isko maut ke ghat utar dunga..."Pandey ji ne kaha....Pandey ji ke dimag me jung ka junoon abhi tak sawar tha...
Maine kuchh kahne ki apeksha kuchh karne ka plan kiya aur bike start karke jabardast speed ke sath Naveen ke side se nikal liya.....
Jb Bike chalate waqt mujhe neend aane lagi to maine hostel ki taraf jaane wale highway ke kinare bike khadi ki aur pandey ji ko bike chalane ke liye kaha.....Pandey ji ke sar par to abhi jung ka junoon sawar tha, wo bhala na kyun karte...Pandey ji bike ki kamaan apne hath me li aur tez-tarrar speed se hostel ki taraf bike ko udane lage.....
.
"aap dekhna Arman bhai, main kaise hostel ke andar entry marta hoon...bole to ekdum hero ke maafiq..."kahte hue Arman ne bike lejakar seedhe gate par thok di...
hum peechhe baithe teeno to idhar-idhar gire,lekin Pandey ji hawa me uddkar seedhe gate ke dusari taraf ja pahuche.....
"ye sala pandey hume kaha le aaya hai...iski maa ka..."Saurabh zameen par neeche pade-pade karahne laga"ye to hostel nahi lagta, BC pandey...kaha thok diya be..."
"mujhse to utha tak nahi jaa raha...pata nahi kaha gira hoon..."
Bike ki gate se takkar ke baad Rajshri Pandey kaha gaya ,pata nahi...lekin hum teeno jaha gire the,wahi se ek-dusare ka bas naam le rahe the.....na to kisi me uthne ka taqat tha aur na hee kisi me itni samajh ki koyi jeb se mobile nikalkar kisi ko madad ke liye bulaye....
"abey kahi,hum log mar to nahi gaye..."
"nahi be...ek jyotishi ne mujhse kaha tha ki main 50 saal ke pahle nahi marunga..."maine kaha...
lekin uske baad jo harqat hui ,usne mera kaan faad diya...hua ye tha ki achanak hee jiske gate pe pandey ji ne bike thoka tha,us ghar ke andar se eka-ek visil ki aawaz aane lage...pahle kisi ek ne visil bajayi,phhir do phhir teen....wo sab visil bajakar beech-beech me chilla bhi rahe the....
"ye MC itna bhauk kyun rahe hai be Arman..."
"ek minute..."maine apni gardan us ghar ke taraf ki ,jiske andar se visil ki tez aawaze aa rahi thi...aur phhir us ghar ke bahar ka board padha...."Superintendent of police...S.L.Dangi...."
wo board padhte hee mera gala aise sukha, jaise mujhe kisi ne hafto pahle bina pani ke registan me bheja hoon...meri charo taraf se fatne lagi aur main khada na hone ki haalat me na hone ke bawzood ,apna pura dam lagaya aur jaise-taise khada hua....
"bhago BC, Us MC pandey ne bike hostel ke gate me nahi balki Dangi ke ghar me thoki hai...gand me jitna jor hai, bhago...warna ye fale gand me goli daal denge...."
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