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Update-193
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city se maine Naveen aur Sulabh ko bhi pakda aur jordar party karne ke irade se bar ki taraf badhe lekin hume kya pata tha ki bar ki taraf jaane wala rasta hume bar nahi balki jail pahuchane wala tha......
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Bar jaate waqt maine man hee man me ek budget bana liya tha ki itne rupaye se aage kharch nahi karna hai...lekin bar me daru aur ladkiyo ke beech mera sara budget gadbada gaya....humne pel ke daru ki botale khali ki aur cigarette se apna kaleja jalaya. Hum log nashe me itne tunn ho gaye the ki ek dusare tak ko nahi pahchan rahe the.....
"tu kaun hai be lawde aur mere peechhe-peechhe dum hilate kyun aa raha hai....bhikhari hai kya..."bar se nikalte waqt jab maine peechhe Arun ko aate hue dekha to usase bola...
"main....main hoon Samrat Arunoday...lekin mere rajya ke log prem se mujhe Arun kahte hai..."
"tu mujhe jaana pahchana kyun lag raha hai be...pakka tune mera lund muh me liya hoga ek-do baar...hat saamne se..."Arun ke peechhe se aate hue Saurabh ne Arun ko dhakka dekar neeche zameen par gira diya aur mere paas aakar aasman ki taraf dekhne laga....phhir apna sar khujate hue bola"sala ,meri helicopter kaha gaya, kuchh der pahle to yahi park kiya tha...pata nahi kaha gaya, kal hee to khareeda tha..."
mere ,Arun aur Saurabh ke baad Pandey ji bar se bahar nikle aur hum teeno ko dekhte hee chillaye...
"doodh mangoge to kheer denge...
kashmir mangoge to cheer denge...
maa tujhe salaam.....sainiko kaid kar lo in deshdrohiyo ko....
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"abey chup be pandey,..."uske sar par ek mukka marte hue Sulabh ne kaha..."ye kya chutiyapa laga rakha hai be tum charo ne...ek khud ko Samrat kahta hai, dusare ka helicopter nahi mil raha aur tu Pakistan se jung lad raha hai...BC ,yadi mujhe maloom hota ki tum charo itna bada lafda karoge to main aata hee nahi....Naveen , ye jo bike lekar aaye hai use tu chala aur apni bike ki chabhi mujhe de...inke bharose raha to aaj swarg ke darshan ho jayenge..."
Sulabh aur Naveen hume bike par bithakar room ki taraf chal pade...aadhi raat hone ke karan puri sadake sunsan thi,bas beech-beech me koyi bike ya car humare paas se gujar rahi thi...Naveen ke room ki taraf jaate waqt meri bagal se ek car gujari to maine Naveen ko bike tez karne ke liye kaha....
"kya hua be..."
"abey speed badha...us car wale ko main jaanta hoon..."
"thik hai phhir...lekin zara sambhal kar baat karna..."
"apne baap ko mat sikha ki kaise baat karni hai...bas jab ishara karu to bike ki speed aur tez kar dena..."
Naveen ne bike ki speed badhayi aur hume overtake karke aage badh chuki car ke thik bagal me bike chalane laga....Car ke sabhi window band thi isliye maine hath se ishara karke car ki window kholne ke liye kaha....
pahle to car wale ne meri baat bahut der tak taal di lekin phhir usne car ki window khol hee di aur mere taraf sawaliya nigaah se dekhane laga.....
"kya uncle...ekdum maze me ya koyi pareshani hai..."
"i'm fine..who are you..."
"wo sab hatao aur ye batao ki car aapki hai..."
"haan..."
Iske baad main jo bolne wala tha use sochkar hee main hasne laga aur phhir haste hue bola"Car dekhkar maza nahi aaya chacha jaan, bahut sasti lag rahi hai....mujhe to yahi car free me mil rahi thi,lekin maine itani chhoti car lene se mana kar diya, aap chodu ban gaye..... "
"abey ye kya bak raha hai...sathiya gaya hai kya..."Naveen ne turant bike ki speed badha di aue car wale ko bahut peechhe chhod diya......
"Arman, ab main tere sath kabhi bhi ,kahi bhi nahi jaunga...free-fokat me lafde karne ka tujhe bada shauk hai...kash ki main tere sath first year me na baitha hota, lekin meri hee mati mari gayi thi...."
"beta tera level hee nahi hai mere sath rahne ka...main khud aaj ke baad tere sath nahi aaunga...aaj ke baad kya, abhi, isi waqt main tujhse dosti todta hoon, bike rok...."
"chal be,..."
"rok bike,warna main kood jaunga..."
"chup chap baitha rah, warna mere hatho peetega tu Arman..."
"tu bike rokta hai ya main kood jaun...."
"abey kudna mat...."Naveen chillakar bola"main bike rokta hoon, lekin tu please yar, kudna mat..."
"ab aaya na line par..."
Naveen ne sadak ke kinare bike roki aur mujhse ek ke baad ek sawal karne laga, jaise ki 'maine bike kyun rukwayi'...'mera aage kya karne ka plan hai' wagerah-wagerah....lekin maine use kuchh nahi kaha aur uske har sawal ke baad use shant rahne ka ishara karta tha....
ye silsila tab tak chalta raha,jab tak ki Sulabh bhi humare paas nahi aa gaya....
"kya hua Naveen, tune bike kyun rok di..."Sulabh ne Naveen se puchha...lekin Naveen kuchh kahta ,uske pahle hee maine Saurabh, Arun ko pakadkar bike se utarne ke liye kaha....
"kya hua...kuchh batata kyun nahi..."abki baar Sulabh ne gala phhadkar Naveen se puchha...
"pata nahi, Arman ne kaha ki bike rok...isliye maine rok diya..."
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"aa jao be..."Naveen ki par baithkar maine Arun,Saurabh aur pandey ji ko peechhe baithne ke liye kaha...
"ye...ye kya kar raha hai..."
Bike ke saamne Naveen turant khada ho gaya aur mujhe rokne ki koshish karne laga.....
"General, aap aagya de, main abhi isko maut ke ghat utar dunga..."Pandey ji ne kaha....Pandey ji ke dimag me jung ka junoon abhi tak sawar tha...
Maine kuchh kahne ki apeksha kuchh karne ka plan kiya aur bike start karke jabardast speed ke sath Naveen ke side se nikal liya.....
Jb Bike chalate waqt mujhe neend aane lagi to maine hostel ki taraf jaane wale highway ke kinare bike khadi ki aur pandey ji ko bike chalane ke liye kaha.....Pandey ji ke sar par to abhi jung ka junoon sawar tha, wo bhala na kyun karte...Pandey ji bike ki kamaan apne hath me li aur tez-tarrar speed se hostel ki taraf bike ko udane lage.....
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"aap dekhna Arman bhai, main kaise hostel ke andar entry marta hoon...bole to ekdum hero ke maafiq..."kahte hue Arman ne bike lejakar seedhe gate par thok di...
hum peechhe baithe teeno to idhar-idhar gire,lekin Pandey ji hawa me uddkar seedhe gate ke dusari taraf ja pahuche.....
"ye sala pandey hume kaha le aaya hai...iski maa ka..."Saurabh zameen par neeche pade-pade karahne laga"ye to hostel nahi lagta, BC pandey...kaha thok diya be..."
"mujhse to utha tak nahi jaa raha...pata nahi kaha gira hoon..."
Bike ki gate se takkar ke baad Rajshri Pandey kaha gaya ,pata nahi...lekin hum teeno jaha gire the,wahi se ek-dusare ka bas naam le rahe the.....na to kisi me uthne ka taqat tha aur na hee kisi me itni samajh ki koyi jeb se mobile nikalkar kisi ko madad ke liye bulaye....
"abey kahi,hum log mar to nahi gaye..."
"nahi be...ek jyotishi ne mujhse kaha tha ki main 50 saal ke pahle nahi marunga..."maine kaha...
lekin uske baad jo harqat hui ,usne mera kaan faad diya...hua ye tha ki achanak hee jiske gate pe pandey ji ne bike thoka tha,us ghar ke andar se eka-ek visil ki aawaz aane lage...pahle kisi ek ne visil bajayi,phhir do phhir teen....wo sab visil bajakar beech-beech me chilla bhi rahe the....
"ye MC itna bhauk kyun rahe hai be Arman..."
"ek minute..."maine apni gardan us ghar ke taraf ki ,jiske andar se visil ki tez aawaze aa rahi thi...aur phhir us ghar ke bahar ka board padha...."Superintendent of police...S.L.Dangi...."
wo board padhte hee mera gala aise sukha, jaise mujhe kisi ne hafto pahle bina pani ke registan me bheja hoon...meri charo taraf se fatne lagi aur main khada na hone ki haalat me na hone ke bawzood ,apna pura dam lagaya aur jaise-taise khada hua....
"bhago BC, Us MC pandey ne bike hostel ke gate me nahi balki Dangi ke ghar me thoki hai...gand me jitna jor hai, bhago...warna ye fale gand me goli daal denge...."
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Update-194
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"bhago BC, Us MC pandey ne bike hostel ke gate me nahi balki Dangi ke ghar me thoki hai...gand me jitna jor hai, bhago...warna ye fale gand me goli daal denge...."
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Mujhme khade hone ki bilkul bhi taaqat nahi thi ,wo to S.P. ka dar tha, jiski vajah se main ladkhadate hue jaise-taise karke khada hua...lekin tabhi gate se teen guard jo kuchh der pahle visil baja rahe the, wo teeno lambi nali wali bandook lekar bahar aaye....
Pahle to wo teeno gate ke bahar aakar idhar idhar torch marne lage aur jab main unhe khada dikhayi diya to wo teeno mujhpar lapke....ek ne mere dono hatho ko kaskar pakda to dusare ne apne hath me rakhi lambi nali wali bandook se seedhe mere ghutano me mara....
"madarchod...."ladkhada kar girte hue maine apni mushkile aur badha li...
kyunki iske baad wo teeno mujhpar baras pade aur galiya bakne lage....iske baad un teeno me se do ne mujhe chhoda aur mere sath aur kaun-kaun hai ,ye janne ke liye idhar-udhar phhir se torch marne lage....
"tere sath aur kaun-kaun hai....jaldi bata,warna goli naar dunga..."
"are main koyi attankwadi thode hee hoon,jo on the spot pel doge....hands up...mera matlab tum log mujhse hands up karne ko kaho aur main surrender karta hoon...."
"tu aise nahi manega..."bolte hue wo policewala mere kamar ke upar chadh gaya aur mere dono hath ko peechhe ki taraf karke marodne laga.....
"BC ,dard ho raha hai chhod..."
"BC,gali deta hai..."mere hath ko aur jor se marod kar wo bola....
tab tak Arun aur Saurabh ko baki dono hawaldaro ne dhoondh liya aur un dono ko pakad kar gate ke paas bitha diya.....
"idhar hee baith ,zara sa bhi hila to gand me goli maar dunga...."Arun aur Saurabh ko gate ke paas baithate hue un police walo ne kaha....
Lekin lagta hai mera khas dost Arun , ab bhi Raja Arunoday ke character me tha, usne bina kuchh soche -samjhe ,bina aage-peechhe ki parwah kiye...aav na dekha taav aur hawaldar ko ek tamaacha jad diya...
Arun ke is tamaache se kuchh der tak to khud tamaacha khane wala hawaldar bhi shocked raha...lekin uske baad jo reaction un teeno police walo ka hua, wo batane layak nahi hai.....hum teeno ko pel-pel ke wo police wale humari jaan hee le lete, yadi gate ke dusari taraf se kisi ne unhe aawaz dekar rukne ke liye na kaha hota to......
"un dono ko chhodkar khade ho jao ,lagta hai Sahab aa rahe hai..."mere upar itni der se jo hathi ka vajan liye hue baitha tha, wo aawaz sunte hee mere upar se hat gaya aur S.P. ko salaam karne ki position me aa gaya.....
Dangi ji hatho me ek revolver liye hue gate se bahar aaye aur hum teeno ko dekhkar sawaliya nazaro se apne guards ki taraf dekha....
"wo...wo sahab, ye teeno ne gadi se gate ko takkar maar di thi aur jab hum inhe uthane aaye to hum par hamla kar diya aur galiya bhi bakne lage....."
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Ab to meri haalat aise hone lagi,jaise hafte pahle nahi balki mahino pahle kisi ne bina pani ke registan me ghused diya ho...dar itna laga ki puchho mat aur andar se sirf ek hee aawaz aa rahi thi ki "bas ek baar in sabse chhutkara mile ,uske baad to daru ka naam tak nahi lunga...."
"in teeno ko thane lejakar band kar do, GEC college ke ladke lagte hai..."
Itna bolkar S.P. andar khisak liya aur 5 minute ke andar police jeep ne hume lejakar jail ke andar patak diya.....
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Mere birthday ke din meri aisi durgati hogi maine socha tak nahi tha...hume salaankhon ke peechhe fek diya gaya wo bhi bina kisi kambal aur rajayi ke....thand to itni thi ki yadi duniya ki sabse hot laundiya bhi humare saamne nangi khadi ho jaye to thand ke mare lund tak khada na ho....waisi thand me main aur mere dost puri raat police station me band rahe....
kuchh sharab ke nashe ka asar tha to kuchh hume padi maar ka asar tha, jiske karan meri palake bhari hokar ghante-do ghante me band ho gayi....warna aisi thand me to main hafto tak nahi so pata.....
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Bachpan me main ek jadoo har roj dekha karta tha...main jab bahut chhota tha tab main aksar raat ko t.v. dekhate hue ya to sofe par so jata tha ya phhir apne bhai ke sath khelte hue neeche zameen par hee so jata tha, lekin jab dusare din subah meri aankh khulti to main bistar me pada hota....us waqt main ise ek magic maanta tha lekin jaise-jaise bada hua to sab kuchh samajhne laga.darasal wo koyi magic nahi tha wo to mere mammi-papa the jo mujhe uthakar bistar par sula dete the...
Aur aaj jab meri aankh thand me marte hue band ho rahi thi to main bachpan ka wo jadoo phhir se dekhne ki chaahat me tha. Main chahta tha ki agli subah jab meri aankh khule to main yaha jail me na hokar apne bistar par rahu aur uthate hee apna sar khuja kar apni maa se is baare me puchhu ki"main idhar kaise aaya...."
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dusare din wo magic to nahi hua, jo bachpan me aksar hota tha,lekin pata nahi raat ko kisi ne mere upar kambal daal di thi...dusare din jab meri aankh khuli to samay ka koyi aata-pata nahi tha, bas itna maloom tha ki suraj nikal chuka hai....
Main uthkar baith gaya aur Arun, Saurabh ki taraf dekha....phhir jail ki saalankhon ki taraf dekha aur yaad karne laga ki kal raat actual me hua kya tha...
kal raat ki ghatna yaad karte hee mere hath-pair phhool gaye, sar chakrane laga...kuchh samajh me hee nahi aa raha tha ki kya karu, kisase kya bolu...jisase hum sab waha se nikal sake....
main,Arun aur Saurabh waise the to ek hee jagah, lekin hosh me aane ke bahut der baad tak lagbhag ghante bhar baad tak hum teeno me se koyi kuchh nahi bola...hum teeno sirf ek-dusare ka muh taak rahe the...
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"tum me se koyi ek bahar aao...sahab ko baat karni hai..."salaankho ke dusari taraf se hawaldar ne gate khola aur humse bola....
"Arman tu jaa aur jaate hee pair pakad lena...."Saurabh ne apna kambal samet kar mujhse kaha...
Saurabh ke bolte hee main kambal se bahar nikla aur hawaldar ke peechhe-peechhe jaane laga....Hawaldar mujhe seedhe police station ke bahar le gaya aur jab maine aas-paas dekha to samajh gaya ki ye humare college ke paas wala police station hai....
bahar dhoop ki chhav me do kursiya rakhi hui thi ,jisme se ek par Dangi ji baith kar chay ki chuskiya le rahe the aur dusari kursi shayad mere liye thi....hawaldar ke peechhe chalte hue main Dangi ke paas pahucha aur sar jhuka kar khada ho gaya...Dangi ne hawaldar ko waha se jaane ke liye kaha aur mujhe apne saamne wali chair par baithne ka ishara kiya....
"kal raat maine inhe kambal dene ke liye kaha tha...inhone kambal diya tha kya..."
"h..."
"kya..."
"h..ha..haan...diya tha.."
"kis college me padhte ho..."
"GEC...GEC me..."
"kal raat kya hua tha..."
Maine pahli baar S.P. Ki taraf dekha aur bola"Sir, 2 minute dijiye...yaad karke batata hoon..."
 
UPDATE 94 -CONTINUE

Jawab me Dangi ji chay ki sirf chuskiya lete rahe...waise to mujhe pura yaad tha ki kal raat kya hua tha...lekin S.P. ke samne main aise hee kuchh bhi bolne ka matlab tha ki khud ke gale me fansi ka fanda fasana....isliye maine unse do minute ka samay manga ,ye sochane ke liye ki mujhe kya bolna chahiye.
do minute ka bolkar main pure 5 minute tak chup baitha raha.tab tak Dangi ji ki chay bhi khatm ho chuki thi aur wo ab meri taraf hee dekhe jaa rahe the.....
"Jai maa kali, jai bhadra kali...har-har mahadev...."andar hee andar bhagwano ke naam ka uchcharan karte hue maine bolna shuru kiya"kal mera birthday tha, isliye hum log party manane ek hotel gaye the..."
"birthday tha...oh, Happy birthday..."
"thank you sir..."S.P. ne jab mujhe birthday wish kiya to mere dil ki ghabrahat aur jeebh ki ladkhadahat thodi kam hui, bole to apun thoda relax feel karne laga kyunki S.P. apun ko ek achchha insaan laga...maine aage kaha"to jab hum log party karke aa rahe the to gadi mera dost Pandey chala raha tha aur uski aankh lag gayi,jiske karan bike seedhe aapke bunglow ke gate se takra gayi..."
ye bolne ke turant baad mujhe Rajshri Pandey ka khayal aaya, kyunki wo bike aur gate ke beech hui takkar ke baad se mujhe nahi dikha tha....
"sale ka kahi upar ka ticket to nahi kat gaya...."maine socha aur innocent si shakl banate hue dangi ji puchha ki mera chautha sathi kaha hai...
"wo behosh ho gaya tha ,abhi filhaal thik hai..."
"wo hai kaha...."
"hospital me...kal raat hee maine use hospital me admit karwa diya tha..."
"bahut bhalamanush police adhikshak hai yar...khamkha main ise gali deta rahta tha..."Jab mujhe pata chala ki Dangi ne Pandey ji ko hospital me admit kara diya hai to maine socha aur S.L. Dangi ke liye izzat mere dil me apne aap aa gayi....
Dangi ji ne chay khatm karne ke baad ek hawaldar ko apne paas bulaya..
"in teeno ka name, permanent address,mobile number lekar inhe jaane do aur koyi case file mat karna...."apni jagah par khade hote hue unhone kaha"aur haan, inki bike bhi chhod dena, student hai...zurmana shayad na bhar paye..."
S.P. ke muh se aise alfaaz sunkar mera dil kiya ki abhich khushi se naachu lekin mera naach dekhkar kahi S.P. Ka mood satak gaya to problem ho sakti hai...isliye main chup-chap khada aur bas chup-chap khada hee raha,lekin maine decide kar liya ki bina kisi musibat ke chhutane ke karan aaj raat jordar daru piyenge....
S.P. sir ne iske baad mujhse kuchh nahi kaha aur waha se jaane lage...unhe jaata dekh mujhe khayaal aaya ki thanks to kahna hee chahiye,kyunki yadi koyi dusara police wala hota to 20-25 hazar ghuste aur ghar me khabar bhi pahuch jati...lekin aisa kuchh bhi nahi hua tha,isliye main Dangi ji ka shukriya ada karne ke liye unke peechhe dauda.....
"thank you ,sir...warna mujhe laga tha ki aaj to gaye kaam se..."
Jawab me S.P. ne sirf ek feeki si muskan di aur aage badh gaye...
"is meharbani ki koyi khas vajah ,sir..."
"Vajah..."usi feeki muskan ke sath S.P. peechhe palte aur hontho ko chabate hue bole"tumhe pata nahi hoga, par tumhare jitna bada mera bhi ek ladka tha.Pichhale saal uske birthday par wo mere paas aaya aur mujhe bola ki 'dad, mujhe aaj raat birthday celebrate karne ke liye kuchh paise chahiye'...use jitne rupaye chahiye the,maine use diya jabki mujhe maloom tha ki wo mere diye hue rupayo ko sirf sharab me uda dega....wo apne birthday ki raat mujhe 'i love you,dad' bolkar gaya aur phhir kabhi wapas nahi aaya...."bolte hue Dangi ji achanak rook gaye....unke rukne ke karan main samajh gaya ki aage kya hua hoga...lekin main unse kya bolu ,ye meri samajh ke bahar tha...kyunki aisi situation ki maine kabhi kalpana tak nahi ki thi aur na hee mere paas aisi situation ke liye koyi readymade dialogue the...isliye mere paas siway chup rahne ke koyi dusara rasta nahi tha....
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"mera beta ,wapas nahi aaya kyunki usne bahut sharab pee rakhi thi aur wapas aate waqt uski bike kisi bhari vahaan se takrayi thi...wo takkar itni bhayanak thi ki jab tak main waha pahucha,mera beta mar chuka tha..."S.P. bolte-bolte phhir chup ho gaye aur rumaal nikalkar apne aankho me rakh liya...
aur main pahle ki tarah ab bhi bejubaan sa wahi ,unke paas khada tha...unhone aage kaha...
"mere bete ke sath-sath bike par do aur ladke the aur wo dono bhi nahi bache... report ke baad pata chala ki sharab sirf mere bete ne pee rakhi thi,baki dono vyarth me hee apni jaan ganwa baithe...ab shayad tum samajh gaye hoge ki meri is meharbani ki kya vajah thi...main chahta to kal raat hee tum sabko chhod sakta tha lekin maine tumhe andar kiya jiska karan ye tha ki tum log bilkul bhi hosh me nahi the aur main nahi chahta tha ki koyi aur durghatna tumhare sath ho....beta, zindagi mili hai mauz-masti karne ke liye na ki narak banane ke liye....chalta hoon..."
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S.P. to waha se chala gaye lekin unke shabd mere kaan me bahut der tak gunjate rahe aur main bina kisi hosh-hawaas ke waha tab tak khada raha ,jab tak ki Arun aur Saurabh ne mujhe aawaz nahi di....
"ye to kamaal ho gaya be..S.P. ne teeno ko aise hee chhod diya...ya to main kisi dusare desh me aa gaya hoon ,jaha daru peekar gadi chalana aur policewale ko gali dena aparadh nahi mana jata ya phhir is desh ka kanoon badal gaya hai,jiski bhanak mujhe nahi lagi hai...."
"desh bhi wahi aur kanoon bhi wahi hai..." aage chalte hue maine kaha...
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Police station se bahar nikalne ke baad hume pata chala ki hum teeno ke kapde jagah-jagah se fat chuke hai aur body me idhar-udhar thodi bahut chote bhi hai....Arun Naveen ki khatara ho chuki bike ko sadak par rengate hue mere sath chal raha tha aur Saurabh humari kal ki footi kismat par soch vichar karte hue thoda peechhe chal raha tha....
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Chapter-51:Reversal-2
Update-195
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Police station se bahar nikalne ke baad hume pata chala ki hum teeno ke kapde jagah-jagah se fat chuke hai aur body me idhar-udhar thodi bahut chote bhi hai....Arun Naveen ki khatara ho chuki bike ko sadak par rengate hue mere sath chal raha tha aur Saurabh humari kal ki footi kismat par soch vichar karte hue thoda peechhe chal raha tha....
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humari kismat kal raat to footi hee lekin sath me humara ek aur chiz bhi toot-foot kar bikhar chuka tha aur wo chiz tha humara jeb....kahne ka matlab ki kal raat jitna udaya uska to koyi hisaab nahi tha lekin Naveen ki bike ka Pandey ji ne jo hashra kiya tha use dekh kar to gala sookh raha tha aur pant geeli ho rahi thi....
"le Arman ,ab tu Naveen ki bike ludhka...main thak gaya "
"hao lawda...jaise main glucose ki dus-barah botal chadha kar aaya hoon...chup chap bike le chal..."bolkar main apni calculation karne laga ki Naveen ki bike kitne me ban jayegi...
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Highway par main ,Arun aage chal rahe the aur Saurabh humse peechhe chalte hue kuchh soch raha tha...ki tabhi uske muh se kuchh shabd sunayi diye.
" Gulabi aankhe jo teri dekhi, deewana ye dil ho gaya...
sambhalo mujhko o mere yaro.... "
"oye Arman, ye lawda kahi satak to nahi gaya...thane se hee iske chal chalan mujhe kuchh thik nahi lag rahe..."Arun ne apni speed thodi badhayi aur mere paas aakar bola...
"kuchh nahi hua, gulabi dress pahan kar ek laundi scooty se gujari hai ,use hee dekh kar gala fad raha hai..."
"chal thik hai lekin Aaj ke baad tune yadi daru ka naam bhi liya to tujhe chakhna bana gapp kar jaunga , sala S.P. badhiya launda tha,isliye aisich hee chhod diya warna koyi dusara hota to lollipop thama deta..."
"abey ,S.P. Fan hai mera...isliye chhod diya,warna tere jaise jhatu ke to seedhe mu me lund deta....chal papa bol..."
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iske baad hum jab tak hostel nahi pahuch gaye tab tak Arun chup hee raha...lekin hostel ke bahar Naveen ki thuki hui bike ko khada karne ke baad usne jordar angdayi li aur bola..."chal moot kar aate hai..."
"main bhi yahich bolne wala tha ,chal...."maine kaha..
"ruko be, mera bhi mood hai..."
iske baad hum teeno hostel se thodi door jhadiyo ke taraf gaye aur pant kholkar khade ho gaye aur waha idhar-udhar pade pattharo par favvara markar hostel ke andar aaye....
Jis waqt hum teeno hostel pahuche us waqt taqriban 12 baj chuke the ,isliye decide kiya ki ab seedhe lunch ke baad ki class attend karenge.aaj ki anchoring ki practice to chhot chuki thi aur main man hee man yahi vinati kar raha tha ki Chhatrapal naraz na ho...iske sath mere man me aur bhi kayi baate chal rahi thi, jaise ki Pandey ji ko hospital se utha kar lana hai, Naveen ki bike chud chuki hai..use iski information bhi deni hai, Naveen gussa na kare, iska bhi plan sochana hai...aur to aur turant 10-12 hazar ka intezaam karna,jisase ki Naveen ki bike ko thik karwaya ja sake....
"abey tum dono aise kyun pade ho, college nahi jana kya..."bathroom se naha-dhokar main apne room me aaya aur apne dono priya mitro ko bistar par audha leta dekh main bhunbhunaya....
"himmat nahi hai ,tu ja college..."
"itne me hee gand fat gayi, falo tum desh ki sewa kya karoge..."
"nahi karni desh ki sewa aur ab tu kat le idhar se..."
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Arun aur Saurabh to hostel me jaate hee so gaye aur main seedhe Canteen ja pahucha...Canteen me har din ki tarah aaj bhi mast bheed thi...mast bheed matlab ,har din ke tarah aaj bhi waha ekdum karri maal thi ,jo maje le-le kar...le-le kar apna pet bhar rahi thi....mere jeb me paise to the nahi ,isliye free me khane ki setting karne main seedhe counter wale ke paas gaya aur use manaya ,badi mushkil se jab canteen wala maan gaya to maine seedhe hee 4 samose ka order diya aur ek khali table par aakar chup-chap baith gaya....
kal ke hue kand se mera dimag hil chuka tha aur dimag ke hilne ke karan ek chiz jo maine gaur ki wo ye ki aaj maine canteen me baithi kisi bhi ladki ko dekhkar man hee man me...'randi..chudail..lawdi...chuda le...' jaise shabdo ka prayog nahi kiya...jabki baki din main college ki kisi ladki ko bas dekh loon mere man ka speaker bas shuru hee ho jata tha,lekin aaj wo speaker silent tha....ye sala mujhe ho kya gaya hai...mere muh se gali kyun nahi nikal rahi..
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"Armaaaan....aaj tum auditorium me kyun nahi aaye..."mujh par cheekhte-chillate hue ek ladki ,jis jagah main baitha tha, waha par khadi hokar boli....
"kaun hai be tu...mera matlab kaun hai aap..."
"dimag hil gaya hai kya..."wo ladki jo khadi thi wo mere samne wali chair par virajmaan hote hue boli
"ek minute..."bolte hue maine apne sar par ek mukka mara aur us ladki ki taraf dekh kar bola"Esha ,hi..."
"yaad aa gaya ki main kaun hoon..."
"bhoola hee kab tha jo yaad karne ki jaroorat ho...wo to is samay mere dimag me dher sare emotions aur feelings chal rahe hai, isliye juban thodi fisal gayi...."
"tum itne laparvaah kaise ho...aaj tumhari vajah se Chhatrapal sir ne mujhe bahut daant sunayi..."
"Esha...dil pe mat lena lekin abhi filhaal tum yaha se patli gali pakad lo..matlab ki yaha se chali jao...kyunki mera 1400 gm ke dimag me already 1400 kilo ka load hai..."
"main kahi nahi ja rahi aur na tum kahi ja rahe ho...mujhe tumse bahut jaroori baat karni hai... "
Esha ke aisa bolte hee main thoda excited ho gaya aur sochane laga ki kahi Esha mujhe i love you to nahi bolne wali .
"meri ,Divya se ladayi ho gayi aaj..."
"oh great...."itna sunte hee main beech me bola..
"kya "
"mera matlab tha too bad, wo to aise hee juban fisal gayi...tum aage bolo "
"phhir usne kaha ki wo mujhse kabhi baat nahi karegi..."
"mindblowing news hai ye to..."
"aaayyyeee "
"mera matlab ki mind-disturb karne wali news hai ye...wo to meri juban fisal gayi...waise mujhe bahut dukh hua ye sunkar...kya batau ekdum se rona aa raha hai, wo to main hee janta hoon ki maine kaise apne moti jaise aansuo ko rok kar rakha hai...tum aage bolo"(abey i love you ,Arman bol...billi )
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Iske baad Esha ne jo pakana shuru kiya ,usase mujhe jordar neend aane lage , maine kayi baar jamhayi bhi mari aur ek-do baar to khuli aankh se jhapki bhi maar li....
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"lekin tum ye sab mujhe kyun bata rahi ho... "
"mere class ki baki ladkiya mujhe arrogant samajhti hai aur wo sab Divya ki taraf hai..."emotional hote hue Divya ne meri taraf dekha aur mujhse puchha"kya main arrogant hoon... "
"haan..."
"kya "
"mera matlab naa tha,wo to juban fisal gayi..."Esha se peechha chhudane ke liye main khada hua aur waha se chalne ka socha...lekin phhir socha ki aise hee khali-peeli jaane me maja nahi aayega ,isliye koyi dialogue maar kar jaana chahiye....Goggle mere aankh me pahle se hee laga hua tha ,isliye maine sirf dialogue ke according apne face ke expresion ko change kiya aur bola...
"itna udas hone ki jaroorat nahi hai kyunki toofano se hamesha ped nahi girte, kabhi-kabhi toofan ped ki jade mazboot bhi kar dete hai...ab chalta hoon "
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"itna udas hone ki jaroorat nahi hai kyunki toofano se hamesha ped nahi girte, kabhi-kabhi toofan ped ki jade mazboot bhi kar dete hai...ab chalta hoon "
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Canteen se nikal kar main seedhe apni class ki taraf badha aur meri mulaqat Aradhna se hui...uske sath uski kuchh friends bhi thi . Kayde ke mutabiq Mujhe Aradhna ko ignore maarkar seedhe class ki taraf badhna chahiye tha aur Aradhna ko chup-chap nikal lena chahiye tha. Main to kayde me hee raha lekin Aradhna ko pata nahi kya khujali thi, jo thik mere samne hilti-dulti muskurati hui kadi ho gayi....
"good afternoon siiiiiirrrr....hiii"
(ye aisi sexy-sexy aawaz nikal kar saabit kya karna chahti hai )
Mujhe dekhkar Aradhna muskura to rahi hee thi,sath me uski saheliya bhi apna bina brush kiya hua daant mujhe dikha rahi thi...
''abey inko hua kya hai, kahi meri zib to nahi khuli hai '' man hee man me aisa sochkar maine neeche dekha ,zib band thi...
"hi sir..."Mere chup rahne ke karan Aradhna ek baar phhir boli....
"bye mam...."bolte hue main turant waha se aage badh gaya ,kyunki mujhe Aradhna ki shakl dekhkar hee maloom chal gaya tha ki wo bahut pakane wali thi....
is samay mere andar kayi sare soch vichar chal rahe the aur jaise hee main gate ke paas pahcha, mera mobile bhi baj utha...Maine mobile nikala, call bade bhaiya ki thi,lekin maine call disconnect karke mobile ko silent me kiya aur class ke andar entry mari.....
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"kaise utar gaya nasha..."mere baithate hee Sulabh ne mujhse puchha...
"mat puchh bhai, sari raat police station me gujaar kar aa rahe hai, Naveen ki bike ka rape ho chuka hai aur main is waqt bahut sari uljhan me fansa hua hai...aur to aur mujhe Albert Einstein ko lekar Aradhna ko chodane ki jo kasam khayi thi use bhi pura karna hai ,sath me chhatrapal ki lines bhi yaad karni hai....lekin sabse badi dikkat abhi ye hai ki sala 10-12 hazar ka jugaad kaha se karu....tere paas ho to udhaari de na..."
"bill gates ki aulaad samajh kar rakha hai kya...jo tune idhar manga aur maine tujhe udhar de diya...."
"chal koyi baat nahi,shaam tak kuchh na kuchh to soch hee lunga, abhi to ye bata ki CS branch me koyi tere jaan-pahchan wala ladka hai kya, jo bharosemand ho..."
"nahi hai..."bina ek pal ganwaye Sulabh ne jawaab diya...
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Sulabh apna ek hath desk par rakhkar apna thobda us hath par tikaye hue tha aur jab usne ek second soche bina hee na me jawab de diya to mera pura khoon jal gaya aur maine uska wo hath,jo desk par rakh tha use pakad kar hila diya jiske baad Sulabh ke sar aur desk ka ek pyari aawaz ke sath adbhut milan hua.
"ab bol ,hai koyi pahchan ka..."
"ek minute ruk..sochane de.."apne sar ko sahlate hue Sulabh ne kaha..."ek launda hai , naam hai Avadhesh Gilhare...CS ka banda hai aur ekdum bharosemand hai...waise kaam kya hai..."
"top secret, tu aaj shaam ko meri meeting fix kar de,..."
"meeting fix karne par mujhe kya milega "
"lund milega ,chahiye... bol to abhi de du..."
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Jaisa shaq mujhe canteen me ho raha tha ,us shaq ka keeda class me bhi mere andar paida hua....maine class ki ladkiyo ko dekha aur socha ki abhich main inhe maha bhayankar galiya dunga...ek-do ko gali di bhi..lekin phhir mujhe khud bura laga ki main kyun inhe faltu me galiya de raha hoon...bechari kitni achchhi hai.dusare branch ki ladkiyo ki tarah ye kam se kam bhaav to nahi khati wo baat alag hai ki inhe koyi bhaav nahi deta.....
.college ke dusari ladkiyo ki tarah ye kisi ladke ka jeb bhi nahi marti...kitni susheel, sanskari, mehanati, balwan ,pahalwan ladkiya hai.hum mechanical walo ko to garv hona chahiye ki humare class me itni shaktishali naariya hai.
Apne class ki naari shakti ka dil hee dil me prashansa karte hue main unhi naariyo ki taraf hohtho me muskan liye dekh bhi raha tha ki ek naari ki nazar mujh par padi aur mujhe muskurata hua dekh, usne bahut dheere se kuchh kaha aur yadi maine us naari ki lip reading sahi ki thi to uske anusaar wo naari mujhe "kuttam,kameena, besharam..." kah rahi thi
"abey tere ko gali de rahi hai kya..."
"haan..."
"kyun ?"
"kyunki , the quality and quantity of the 'GR'(giving respect) is not proportional to the 'TR'.the value of TR is directly depends upon the human factor.which is denoted by 'H'. "
"bas bhai rahne de...sab samajh gaya..."
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College ke baad maine Naveen ko kal ki ghatna ke baare me sab kuchh bata diya.Pahle-pahal to Naveen ki gand hee fat gayi aur pelam pel gusse ke sath mujhse bhidne ko taiyaar ho raha tha lekin jab maine use aashavashan diya ki main uski bike ek hafte ke andar pahle ke maafiq chaka chak karwa dunga to wo kuchh thanda hua aur mujhe dher sari warning dekar chalta bana....
kal ki birthday party me maine kya paya ye to maloom nahi lekin Naveen ab mere sath kabhi bhi kisi party me nahi jayega, ye us waqt mujhe yakeen ho chuka tha,phhir chahe wo welcome ya farewell party hee kyun na ho...kyunki wo maha-famous kahawat hai na ki 'doodh ka jala chhaj bhi fook fook kar peeta hai '
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Dusare din college jane se kuchh der pahle hostel ke public bathroom me main aur Saurabh naha rahe the ki mujhe kuchh jaroori kaam yaad aaya, maine Saurabh ko aawaz di...
"kya hua..."
"abey ,wo Naveen ke bike wale case ka maine settlement kar diya hai,tum logo ko ab kuchh nahi karna...bas dhayi-dhayi hazar dene hai..."
"bose dk saabun fek upar se, kab se lekar baitha hai..."
"ye le..."maine saabun upar se uski taraf fek di aur bola"beta ,lund-wand me saabun mat laga lena...warna gaand laal kar dunga..."
"ye bata paise kab dena hai, mere account me to abhi filhaal chavvani tak nahi hai..."
"to beta, uncle ji ko phone karo aur bolo ki kitaabe kharidani hai...."
"dekhta hoon ,shayad baat ban jaye..."
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Iske baad hum dono chup-chap shower chalu karke nahate rahe aur jab mujhe saabun ki jaroorat hui to main chillaya aur Saurabh ne saabun meri taraf feka.....
"abey ek baat bata, ye saabun me jo tere baal hai ,wo sar ke hee hai na ya jhaat ke baal hai..."
"gand mara tu, main to chala ab..."
"abey rook...ek baat bata ye kallu ki bahan tujhe kaisi lagti hai..."
"thik hee hai, chodega kya usko..."
"soch raha hoon set kar loon...aur mast bajau..."
"phhir mere ko bhi chodane ke liye dena na...."
"abey prasad hai kya,jo sabme batunga...."
"jab tu Aradhna ke peechhe padega to Esha ko chhod dega...."
"chutiya hai kya...Esha se main dil se pyar karunga aur Aradhna ke sath lund se pyar karunga...waisi uske doodh mast hai, ek baar dabane ko mil jaaye to sala pura doodh hee nikal loon...waise wo mujhe line bahut deti hai, jab dekho sir-sir karte hue sar khane aa jati hai..."
Maine apni baat khatm ki aur Saurabh ke comments ka intezaar karne laga ki wo ab kuchh bolega, ab kuchh bolega...lekin jab wo kuchh nahi bola to mera matha thanka aur maine bathroom ki nal me pair rakhkar upar se uski taraf dekha....
"bose dk ,mutth mar raha hai tu, lawde kitna ashleel launda hai be tu...tharki sale..."
"chup rah be bhosadchod, last stage hai.....aahhhhh...yaaahhh maja aa gaya, la be saabun fek idhar kal ke badle aaj hee naha leta hoon...kaun lawda har roj thandi me nahaye..."
"laad mera ,saabun dega...ab aise hee naha..."
"bhar le apna saabun aur jitna tu ladkiyo ke boobs ke baare me sochta hai na ,utna yadi books ke baare me sochta to har saal annual function par 15 hazar pata..."
"baat to teri sahi hai balak ,lekin i love boobs more than books "
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Ekdum badhiya se taiyar hokar hum log college pahuche.Arun , Saurabh to class me chale gaye aur main bag rakhkar auditorium ki taraf badha...
ab jab meri partner Esha thi aur aaj kal usase meri badhiya banti bhi thi to isme ab koyi shaq nahi ki main sabse pahle usi ke paas jaunga, ek do baar Chhatru ka diya hua mannual padhunga...Esha se do chaar majak karunga aur phhir ek ghante tak stage me kabhi wo bolegi aur kabhi main bolunga...kabhi wo mujhse chhedkhani karegi(as a part of our funtion) aur kabhi main uski lunga (dil se ).... kal humare beech kya tha aur kal humare beech kya hoga,un sabki parvaah kiye bina main ekdum bindaas hokar Esha ke sath pura ek ghanta beetata tha...is ummid me ki kal jab wo peechhe mud kar apne beete dino ko yaad karegi to kahi na kahi, kisi na kisi vajah se yaad to jaroor karegi aur jab wo mujhe yaad karegi to ye jaroor sochegi ki......maloom nahi kya sochegi , lekin kuchh jaroor sochegi itna maloom hai
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"good morning, baithiye..."mere Esha ke paas jate hee Esha ne bade aadar ke sath kaha...
"ye itna respect kyun de rahi hai, kahi ye mujhe man hee man apna husband to nahi maan rahi "man hee man me imagination thokte hue maine Esha se kaha"kya baat hai, aaj itna respect de rahi hai..."
"respect to aaj Chhatrapal sir denge...wo bhi bade respect se..."
"ye sun...ye chhatru patru ka dar kisi aur ko dikhaya kar..."aage wali seat par dono pair rakh kar maine kaha"ek andar ki baat batata hoon, ye jo chavvani chhap chhatru hai na, ye college ke baad mujhse hee anchoring ke tips leta hai aur yaha aakar sabko batata hai...aur to aur ye mera bahut bada fan bhi hai ,yadi yakin na ho to uska mobile dekhna kabhi...meri photo laga kar rakha hua hai. "
"sach..."Esha haste hue boli...
"main kabhi jhooth bhi bolta hoon kya , ab jab baat shuru ho hee gayi hai to andar ki ek aur baat batata hoon...yaha Chhatrapal ko sab sir kahte hai ,lekin bahar chhatrapal mujhe sir kahta hai...tujhe yakin na ho to mere class walo se puchh lena..."
Isi ke sath maine jo fekayi chalu ki ,wo badhte samay ke sath badhti hee gayi aur Esha haste hee ja rahi thi...
"are itna hee nahi ,last year ke annual function ke time to is chhatru ne mujhe raat ke 2 baje call kiya aur bola ki 'Arman sir, mujhe ek speech taiyar karni hai..aap thodi madad kar do na' .lekin maine saaf mana kar diya aur isne dusare din bhi raat ke 2 baje call kiya aur bola ki 'Arman sir...aapse jyada hoshiyaar,talented aur smart banda to pure college me kya,pure india me nahi hai...main to kahta hoon ki pure universe me nahi hai...please meri help kijiye...' uske baad janti hai ,kya hua..."
"kya hua.."ek pal ke liye apni hansi rok kar Esha boli aur phhir hasne lagi...
"uske baad maine socha ki iski help kar hee deni chahiye,bechara kitna pareshan hai aur uske baad maine aisi speech taiyar ki..ki log aaj tak uski tareef karti hai...lekin kisi ko maloom nahi ki us speech me kewal aawaz chhatrapal ki thi, kalam,syahi,pratibha meri thi..."bolte hue main ruka aur Esha ko haste hue dekhne laga....
"i love you, Esha..."josh hee josh me hosh khote hue maine kaha
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"i love you, Esha..."josh hee josh me hosh khote hue maine kaha
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Mere i love you bolne ke sath hee do jabarjast dhamake hue...pahla ye ki ek ore jaha mera chapad-chapad karta hua muh band hua ,wahi Esha ka hasta khilkhilata hua chehra aise laal hua ,jaise use kisi ne ek jhapad raseed diya ho...in gori ladkiyo ki yahi problem hai ,zara si feeling diya nahi ki chehra laal kar leti hai...
Esha ka laal chehra dekhkar khayal aaya ki yaha se bhaag loon ,lekin phhir maine socha ki usase kya hoga kyunki kal to milna hee padega...
iske baad mere saamne do raste aur aaye ,pahla ye ki main Esha ko ye bol du ki 'ye to aise hee mazak-mazak me ,josh-josh me bol gaya...mere sabhi shabd kalpanik hai aur in shabdo ka haqiqat aur vastavikta se koyi lena-dena nahi hai ' lekin ye koyi gali nahi thi ,jo aise hee muh se nikal jaye...maine Esha ko i love you bola tha aur yadi usne apna zara sa bhi brain use kiya aur flashback me jakar uske prati meri harkato ko usne remind kiya to phhir wo jaan jati ki mere dil me kahi na kahi ,kisi na kisi kone uske liye waisa kuchh hai, jaisa kuchh maine abhi kaha hai...
dusara rasta mere paas jo tha wo ye ki main turant Esha se haste hue kahu ki' just joking re...dil pe mat le'
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mere paas do raaste the aur maine dusare raaste ko apnane ka socha lekin phhir 5 second baad maine socha ki kyun na dono hee raasto ko combine kar diya jaye...kyunki bahana bhi maro to kuchh level ka bahana maro...ye aad jhat bahana marne se kya fayda.....isliye maine kaha...
"shakal aisi kyun bana rakhi hai , gharwalo ne auto kiraye ke paise nahi diye kya aur abhi jo maine last line boli ,wo to aisich dhokhe se nikal gaya...serious mat ho..."
Jawab me Esha silent hokar apna laal chehra naa me hilate rahi aur honth ko daant se chabane lagi....Esha ka rang-roop ,haal-chal dekhkar mujhe aisa laga jaise ki baat bani nahi...isliye maine apne dusare plan ko bhi activate kiya aur bola...
"just joking re...actually main Aradhna ko 'i love you' bolna chahta tha..tu to janti hee hogi use, first year me padhti hai...usich se apun fatat le pyar karta hai aur do din se lagataar use i love you bolne ki practice kar rela hoon...aur abhi kuchh der pahle achanak mere muh se wo line nikal gayi,jiski practice main pichhale do din se kar raha hoon....tujhe yakin nahi hoga ,par Aradhna ko i love you bolne ke chakkar me main hostel ke aadhe ladko ko i love you bol chuka hoon...matlab ki mujhse jo bhi thodi der baat karta hai ,mere muh se uske liye i love you ,nikal jata hai..."
"to ye baat hai, ek pal ke liye to meri saans hee ruk gayi thi..."bolte hue Esha aise lambi-lambi saanse bharne lagi, jaise main cigarette ke kash lete waqt bharta hoon....
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"haan ,yahi baat hai...
"(achchha hua maan gayi...) ,iske baad maine socha ki jab teer kamaan se nikal hee chuka hai to kyun na thoda-bahut zakhm bhi de diya jaye..
"waise tujhe kya laga tha ki maine tujhe i love you,kaha hai...chal hat, tujhme aisa hai hee kya, jo main tujhe i love you ,kahunga...tujhe anchoring me jhel raha hoon,wahi bahut hai...waise i love you Esha...dil se..."bolte hue maine jeebh fisalne ki acting ki aur phhir kaha"dekha tune, main phhir se tujhe i love you kah diya...jabki main tujhe i love you nahi kahna chahta ,lekin phhir bhi i love kah de raha hai...i really love you, i really like you from my inside and outside of the heart....maa kasam , i love you..."
Jeebh fisalne ka bahana karke mujhse jitani baar ho saka maine utni baar Esha ko i love you ,kaha...aur use maloom tak nahi chala ki meri jeebh nahi fisal rahi,wo to main apne dil ki bhadaash nikal raha hoon...jo char saal se andar dabi hui thi...fala kitna jordar acting karta hoon main ,mujhe to oscar milna chahiye .
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Main apni chalaki aur hoshiyari par andar hee andar khud ko shabaashi de hee raha tha ki Esha waha se uthi aur saamne ki row par baithe hue baki students ke paas pahuch gayi...waha jakar Esha ne Aradhna ke kaan me kuchh kaha ,jiske baad Aradhna peechhe palti aur mujhe dekhte hue usne aankh mari...
"BC, ise kya hua... "Aradhna ka wo aankh marna mujhe aise laga ,jaise kisi ne mere hath me bijali ke taar thama diye ho....
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"Aradhna se tuhe kya kaha...jo wo aisi amaanviya , asanvaindhanik harkat kar rahi hai..."Esha jab mere paas wapas aayi to maine jhatke se puchha...
"tumhe to mujhe thanks kahna chahiye...maine tumhara kaam kar diya..."
"kaisa kaam, kaunsa kaam, kis tarah ka kaam..."
"maine Aradhna se jaakar kaha ki ,tum usase bahut pyar karte ho...lekin kahne me sharma rahe ho..."
"lag gaye L..."saamne khali stage ki taraf dekhte hue main badbadaya...
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Kuchh der pahle jaha main apni hoshiyari par gumaan kar raha tha wahi ab mere aankho ke saamne andhera chha raha tha...
"pahli baar kisi ne pyar se thoka hai...beta Arman ,tu to chuda ab..."dil hee dil me Esha ko koste hue maine usase kaha"main zaroor sapna dekh raha hoon...hai na..."
"no, its true..she accepted your proposal..."
"really...meri to khushi ka thikana hee nahi hai,.. "(gand maraye proposal...)
"kamaal karte ho Arman, maine tumhara itna bada kaam kiya aur tumne mujhe ek thanks tak nahi kaha..."
"thank you, thank you very much...main itna jyada khush hoon ki tumhe bata nahi sakta, dil kar raha hai ki jakar Chhatrapal ko ek thappad maar du ya phhir apne hostel ki chhat se khushi ke mare neeche kood ho jaun... , i love you Esha, really love you...Albert Einstein aur Newton baba ki kasam ,i love you... "
"phhir se tumhari jubaan fisal gayi, ispar lagaam lagao...warna dusari ladkiyo ko kaha to kahi sandal na pad jaye...meri baat alag hai ,main ek mature ladki hoon "
"khaakh mera mature hai...zehar pila ke bolti hai ki mujhe thanks kaho... "Esha ki taraf dekhkar main badbadaya...
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"khaakh mera mature hai...zehar pila ke bolti hai ki mujhe thanks kaho..."Esha ki taraf dekhkar main badbadaya...
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Shuru me to mujhe ye laga ki Esha ne mujhe ye kis musibat me fek diya hai ,lekin Anchoring ki practice karne ke dauran jab maine Aradhna ko dekha to mera 1400 gm ka dimag kuchh ghooma aur meri x-ray type nazar Aradhna ke seene se hoti hue uske taango ke beech me se jab guzari to mera ang-ang fadakne laga....
Practice ke baad maine Esha ko dil se shukriya kaha aur Aradhna mujhe pakde ,usase pahle hee lagbhag bhagte hue waha se apni class ki taraf ho liya....Pata nahi mere andar achanak se itani khushi kyun ghar kar gayi thi ki kuchh der tak tez chalne ke baad main daudane laga aur Mechanical ,4th year ki class ke gate ke paas drift maarkar fisalte hue direct class ke andar aa gaya....Dusari class shuru ho chuki thi aur IIT,Roorkee se humare phd holder , shree J.K. Agrawal ji Robotics ki class le rahe the...bole to mechanical department ke hod ki class chal rahi thi...
"May i come in, Sir..."Class ke andar aakar maine puchha ,kyunki daudate hue drift marne ke karan main 2 foot class ke andar dakhil ho chuka tha....
"abhi kyun permission mangi, apni seat par baithkar ,'may i come in, sir' bolte..."
"sorry sir..."do kadam peechhe hatkar maine kaha"may i come in sir.."
"aa jao..."
"thank you sir.."bolte hue main andar aaya aur jakar sabse peechhe wali seat par baith gaya....
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waise to class kisi bhi teacher ki ho, main baat karta hee tha,lekin hod sir ko main thoda respect deta tha ,isliye unki class me main chup rahta tha ,lekin iska matlab ye nahi ki main baat nahi karta tha...hod sir ki class me hum log written format me discussion karte the....
"itna khush kyun hai be gandul, kisi ne chusa diya kya..."Arun apni copy par ye likhkar saamne hod sir ki taraf dekhne laga...
"maine ek maal pata li hai..."maine reply kiya...
"kya baat karta hai,..chodu mat bana, sach bata..."
"are lawda sach me tere bhai ne laundiya set kar li...badi dudharu ladki hai..."
"kaun hai..? "
"Aradhna...apne kaliye ki door ki bahan..."
"oye BC,...main bhi chodunga..."
"pahle main to chod loon... "
"ok, ab saamne dekh, nahi to hod chodega..."
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Iske baad Robotics ki puri class me humare beech kuchh aisi hee chhoti-moti..idhar-udhar ki baate written format me hui aur jab shree J.K. Agrawal ji class se gaye to Arun bola....
"kyun be, saat semester tak to Esha ka bada sachcha aashiq bana firta tha, ab kaha gayi teri aashiqi..."
"Ye Aradhna to L wali hai...dabao, dalo aur dhakke maro...bas"
"lekin mujhe aisa kyun lag raha hai , tune ladki badal li hai to kahi tujhe Aradhna se pyar na ho jaye...maine bahut se laundo ko dekha hai, jo pahle to sirf choot ke liye ladki patate hai lekin phhir choot marte-marte chutiya bankar usi ladke ke aage-peechhe ghoomate hai..."
"abey bakchod hote hai ,wo launde..."
"dekh ke beedu, kahi Aradhna se pyar na ho jaye..."
"you can change the girl...not love. Tension naa le, kuchh nahi hoga..."bolte hue maine samne wale ladke ko mazak hee mazak me ek jhapad mara aur phhir khud ki tareef karte hue bola"fala ,kya dialogue mara hai.. 'you can change the girl..not love' ...taali baja be"
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Next class Chhatrapal ki thi aur Chhatrapal ekdum correct time par class me pahucha...class me aate hee usne 'business Ethics, Economy, Environment' jaise boring topic par apna boring bhasad shuru kar diya aur idhar humari baat-chit bhi jaari thi...
"NSUI ka form bharega, President ke liye..."Arun ki jagah abhi-abhi shift hue Sulabh ne puchha...
"bakwas kaamo ke liye, i have no time...dusara dukaan dhundo babuji..."
"sach bol be, jaise phhir kisi dusare ko main dhundu..."
"bola na...bakwas kaamo ke liye mere paas time nahi hai aur waise bhi i hate khangress.."
"i hate khangress , sach me...phhir first year me kyun lada tha..."
"us samay apne ko jaroorat thi..isiliye , ab nahi hai isliye nahi lad raha..."
"kitna selfish hai be tu ..."
"chup kar be, ek pappu kam hai kya ,jo main dusara banu aur English me ek sentence hai 'No argument ,please'..."
"lad lena be...mast daru ki party milegi..."
"jo meri pahli baat na mane uske liye english me ek dusara sentence bhi hai' go to hell '..."
"gand mara..."
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Lunch hua aur meri puri mandali har din ki tarah canteen ke liye ravana hui...mere dosto ko Aradhna aur meri setting ki jaankari ho chuki thi aur wo sab halke-fulke jokes, comments mujhpar pele pade the, jaise ki main Aradhna ka dhoodh dabaunga to wo kya bolegi, jab main uski choot me ungali karunga to wo kaise kasmasayegi, react kaise karegi wagerah-wagerah......is beech Saurabh mere bagal me khada tha aur use pata nahi kyun, par meri parvaah ho rahi thi ki Aradhna meri zindagi me ek toofan lekar aayegi, shayad usne us toofan ko bahut pahle bhaanp liya tha, jiski bhanak tak mujhe us waqt nahi thi...
"Aradhna ,kuchh sahi nahi lag rahi be..."Mujhe ,mere dosto se thoda aage lejakar Saurabh ne mere kaan me kaha...
"kyun ,kya hua..."
"mana ki har kutte ka din aata hai aur use ladki chodane ko mil jati hai...lekin tera din abhi nahi aaya hai..."
"tu mere sath MBA-MBA khel raha hai kya..jo baat ko yun ghuma firakar bol raha hai, seedhe-seedhe bol na..."
"seedhe-seedhe main ye bolna chahta hoon ki , jo ladki badi aasani se razi ho jati hai ,wo kabhi aasani se peechha nahi chhodati..."
"tu faltu me tension le raha hai, mere paas back up plan hai..."
"aur kya hai wo tera back up plan..."
"tu lawda ,pahle thoda door chal..aane-jane wale log faltu me mujhe gay samajh rahe hai..."Saurabh ko dhakka dete hue maine kaha"aur abhi filhaal mere paas koyi back up plan nahi hai lekin baad me bana lunga..."
"soch le koyi bhi insaan ,do naav me pair rakhega to doobega hee..."
"beta main ,jack sparrow hoon aur according to jack sparrow zindagi sirf ek samjhauta hai...jisase abhi haal-filhaal me kaam bane ,wo samjhauta karo, baki kal ki kal dekh lenge..."
"soch le...mera personally experience hai, zindagi jhand ho jati hai ,aisi ladkiyo ke karan..."
"zindagi kabhi har sire se khushahaal nahi rahegi mere dost aur jitani jaldi ho sake hume iski aadat daal leni chahiye..."
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Canteen me pahuchkar finally Saurabh ka muh band hua aur maine chain ki saans li kyunki mere aadha dozen dialogues jo maine future ke liye bacha rakhe the, wo Saurabh ko samjhane me waste ho chuke the...
Canteen me apna pet bharte hue mujhe Aradhna apne saheliyo ke sath dikhi aur Auditorium me jo maine socha tha , use karne ke liye maine apne dosto ko bye kahkar seedhe Aradhna ke paas pahucha...
"chal uth.."
"kya hua sir..."sharmate hue Aradhna boli...
"tujhse pyar karne ka mood ho raha hai, ab chal..."
Mere itna kahte hee Aradhna jhat se khadi hui aur apne saheliyo ko wo direct class me milegi bolkar mere sath bahar aayi....
"tu bhi apun pe flat thi kya, jo auditorium me turant peechhe palatkar aankh maar di..."Canteen ke bahar Aradhna ko rok-kar maine kaha...
"maine thik kiya na..."
Shuru me socha ki Aradhna se bolu ki'kya ghanta thik gaya, gand fat ke hath me aa gayi thi meri ,us waqt' ....lekin phhir socha ki wo ladki hai aur sath me meri item bhi ,isliye maine usi baat ko thoda ghuma-firakar kaha...
"kya khaakh thik hai, sharam naam ki koyi chiz hai ki nahi tere andar...aise bhi koyi aankh marta hai kya, janti hai tera kya impression pada mujhpar...mujhe dekh ,main kitna sharif hoon, maine khud tujhse apne be-panah pyar ka izahaar na karke Esha ke dwara apne pyar ka izahaar kiya aur ek tu hai ,jo seedhe aav na dekha taav aur aankh lapka di...ye to kisi bhi tarah ,kisi bhi angle se acceptable nahi hai, mana ki tu bhi mujhe love karti hai lekin aisa bhi kya hai jo seedhe palatkar aankh hee maar de.tujhe pata nahi mujhe heart attack hee aa gaya tha, yadi main mar jata to ...kaun jimmedari leta uski, ye aaj kal ki ladkiyo ka to chaal-chalan hee mujhe samajh nahi aata , jab dekho muh fade baithi rahti hai ki , Arman bas ek ishara kar de...mana ki main bahut handsome hoon lekin aisa bhi kya hai ki bas mauka mila nahi ki mujhpar toot padi...mujhe dekh kitne sharifi se rahta hoon,bakayada tum ladkiyo ki bharpoor izzat karta hoon, tu aisa nahi kar sakti kya...yadi nahi kar sakti to abhi bol de, baad ka lafda nahi mangta apun ko..."
"sorry..."bolte hue Aradhna lagbhag rone ko ho gayi...
"teri to...ab ye kya hai,...kuchh bola nahi ki rona chalu, aise karegi to kaise chalega...ladki hai na tu ...to Rani Lakshami bai bankar yun rone ke bajay mujhe seedhe ek thappad bhi to maar sakti hai na...aise rote rahegi ye sochkar ki main tujhe shant karaunga to ye teri galat fahmi hai. Main bilkul bhi us type ka ladka nahi hoon, jis type ka tu samajh rahi hai...meri girl friend bani hai matlab kuchh rules, kuchh regulation, kuchh niyam, kuchh kayde-kanoon se rahna seekh...shaam tak tere paas meri girlfriend banne ke jo 'terms and conditions' hai wo main pahucha dunga, use achchhe se padh lena aur waisa hee karna...warna main apne liye koyi dusara boyfriend dhoond lena...ab rona band kar aur haste hue mujhse chipak kar chal, ek dost se milwana hai...tujhe..."
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Aradhna ko chup karakar maine college ki seedhiya chadhi aur seedhe CS branch ki class ki taraf pahucha...jaha kallu mujhe bahar hee mil gaya...
"abey oye kaliye ,idhar aa...kisi se milwana hai tujhe "
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"abey oye kaliye ,idhar aa...kisi se milwana hai tujhe "
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Jaha Computer Science ki class lagti thi, waha jakar maine Aradhna ke door ke bhai kallu ko aawaz di...dar-asal yahi wo scene tha, jo maine anchoring ki practice karte waqt socha tha aur sath me ye kallu ko mera jawab tha ,jab usne kaha tha ki main kabhi ladki nahi pata sakta....Aradhna ko lekar kanghi chor ki taraf jate hue main khush itna ho raha tha jaise ki NASA me meri job lag gayi ho aur thode hee der baad ek space mission ke liye nikalna ho.
"Aradhna ,ab thodi si smile la apne chehre par ,main tujhe apne sabse khas dost se milwane ja raha hoon, ya phhir kahu ki yahi wo ladka hai jisne mujhe kuchh din pahle kaha tha ki main tujhe set karu ,warna main to kisi ladki ki taraf dekhta tak nahi..."
Apni aadat ke anusar kallu ne to pahle meri taraf aane se mana kar diya lekin baad me jab usne Aradhna ko mere sath dekha to ,jaha khada tha ,waha se jhatka khakar do kadam peechhe hat gaya aur apni aankhe chhoti karke mujhe dekhne laga.....
"janti hai, ye hai to mera best friend lekin ek number ka chor hai, logo ke kanghi ,tel,saabun, towel, underwear etc. etc. Jaisi chhoti-chhoti chize ye palak jhapakte paar kar deta hai. Aur ek baar to had tab ho gayi jab hostel me ek ladka apni underwear lekar nahane gaya, tab humare ye kallu mahashay apne plan ke mutabiq bathroom me jaa pahuche aur us ladke ki underwear utha li...uske baad iski jo dhulayi hui, uska nishaan abhi tak iske chehare par hai..."
"ye mera bhai hai..."
"kya..."chaukane ka naatak karte hue main Aradhna se thodi der hat gaya aur Aradhna ko aise dekhne laga ,jaise ki wo bilkul nude khadi ho aur apne choot me ungali kar rahi ho...
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"tera bhai..lekin tum dono to ek hee brand ki paidaish nahi lagte ,matlab ki tu kaha Apple mobile aur wo fala china mobile...."
"hum dono ek hee gaanv se hai, is tarah wo mera bhai hee hua na..."
"laga tha, mujhe tum dono ko dekhkar hee laga tha ki tum dono yakinan gaanv se hoge...khair koyi baat nahi, ab yaha tak aa hee gaye hai to chal , mil le apne bhaiya se...warna wo mujhe hostel me marega..."
"no sir, mujhe bahut dar lag raha hai, kahi wo mere ghar me call na kar de..."pareshani wali expression apne face par late hue Aradhna boli...
"Mere sath rahne ka yahi to fayda hai ki koyi khabar ghar tak nahi pahuchegi...tu mujhse chipak kar chal,baki main dekh lunga..."
"lekin sir, wo..."
"are tu tension kaiku leti hai ,hostel me main uska pair pakad kar maafi maang lunga ki ,wo tere ghar call na kare...ab chipak"
"nahi sir..."
"chipak nahi to main khud tere ghar call karunga..."
Ab Aradhna buri tarah phhans chuki thi uske liye ek taraf mere roop me kua tha to dusari taraf kanghi chor ke roop me khai thi...Lekin maine use kue me kudane ke liye kaha ,yani ki usne us waqt meri baat mani aur mujhse sat kar khadi ho gayi.
Humare kallu bhai sahab ki halat is waqt dekhte hee banti thi, bechare ki halat aisi thi ,jaise kisi ne unki lulli kaat li ho aur nangi ladki saamne rakh kar bola gaya ho ki"dam hai to chod ke dikha..."
Mujhe aur Aradhna ko sath dekhkar kalicharan ka para tezi se upar chadha aur usne aate hee Aradhna ko kheenchkar mujhse alag kiya....
"Priye, tum saamne wali seedhi se neeche nikal jao...main baad me milunga..."
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Aradhna ke waha se jaane tak main chup raha aur jaise hee wo neeche gayi maine ghumakar ek jhapad kalicharan ke gaal me de mara....Kallu kanghi chor ,is waqt khunnas me tha ,isliye jawabi hamla usne bhi mujhpar karna chaha lekin maine tab tak uske gaal par ek aur tamacha jad diya...jisase wo abki baar puri tarah hil gaya....
"rook MC, abhi batata hoon tujhe..."bolte hue kallu apni class ki taraf bhaga
"rook BC,...gali kisko deta hai"kallu ke peechhe jate hue maine ek laat use mari aur wo apni class ki gate se takra kar andar gir gaya aur mujhe ulta seedha bakne laga....
Computer science ki class me is waqt bahut se ladke aur ladkiya ,jo tiffin late the,wo lunch kar rahe the aur mere yun jordar entry se unka khana ruk gaya...
ab jab kallu apne class me tha aur class me ladkiya bhi thi to wo mujhe ab gaaliya nahi de raha tha, bas tarah-tarah ki dhamki de raha tha ki "wo mujhe dekh lega...apne gaanv se gunde bulwakar meri haddi-haddi tudwa dega,..wagerah-wagerah..."
"tujhe pata hai ,main gaal aur sar ko jyada target kyun karta hoon..."neeche gire hue kallu ko ek jhapad maarkar main bola"taki log dekh sake tune maar khayi hai.beta aaukat me aaja ,warna faad ke rakh dunga aur ek baat bata be tune mujhe samajh kya rakha hai ,jo mere saamne apni akad dikhate rahta hai. Ab dikha apni akad...aur kya bola tune ki tu meri ek-ek haddi tudwa dega...abey baklol , apne class me to tu mera kuchh ukhad nahi paya, phhir bahar kya kar lega..."
bolte hue main achanak ruk gaya ,kyunki mujhe yaad aaya ki jis class me main hoon wo class Esha ki hai aur tab se main kallu ke seene par baithkar lambi-lambi diye jaa raha hoon...main turant khada hua aur puri class ki taraf dekha...
"achchha hua, Esha nahi hai...warna khamakha izzat down ho jati, waise bhi pahle se itani down hai..."class ki ladkiyo ki taraf dekh kar maine socha aur goggle jeb se nikalkar lagate hue kaliye se bola"sudhar ja, warna yaha to kam dhoya hai warna hostel me itna dhounga ki kale se gora ho jayega...goodbye.."isi ke sath maine kallu ko ek flying kiss di aur waha se jaane laga...lekin tabhi mujhe yaad aaya ki Divya bhi class room me hai aur Esha ko wo aajkal pareshan bhi kar rahi hai...isliye main turant peechhe palta aur khade ho chuke kallu ko wapas girakar kaha"kuchh to respect kar be meri, jab tak yaha se na jaun khada mat ho...meri izzat karna seekh ja, warna Gautam ke maafiq tujhe bhi coma me bhej dunga..."
CS ki class se bahar nikalte waqt maine Divya ki taraf to nahi dekha lekin itna zaroor jaan gaya tha ki meri last line sunkar uski andar hee andar jali hogi...
Ab mera irada chup-chap ek achchhe bachche ki tarah waha se nikal jaane ka tha lekin gate par Esha mujhe khadi hui dikhayi di aur uske haav-bhaav dekhkar mujhe andaaza ho gaya ki usne meri aakhiri line sun li hai...lekin abhi apun full role me tha aur goggle bhi lagaye hue tha ,isliye Seedhe Esha ke saamne jakar seena taankar khada ho gaya...
"madam ji, rasta dengi kya...main galti se dusari class me aa gaya hoon..."
"why not..."bolte hue Esha saamne se hat gayi...
"dekho to kitna pyar karti hai mujhe, meri koyi baat nahi talti, love you too ,babes..."Esha ko dekhkar maine khud se kaha aur CS ki class se bahar aaya...
Esha ki class se main kuchh kadam hee door aaya tha ki mujhe achanak kuchh yaad aaya aur wapas palat kar daudate hue maine thik waisa hee drift maarkar CS , fourth year ki class me ghusa, jaisa drift maine aaj hod ki class me mara tha...
Kallu zameen se uthkar apni jagah chup-chap baitha hua tha aur Esha bhi ek jagah akele baithi hui thi...kallu ko is waqt uske class ke ladko ne gher rakha tha aur mujhe bura-bhala kahkar kallu ko dilasa de rahe the....maine CS class ke gate ko ek hath se pakda aur kallu ko awaaz di...
"kyun be kalicharan, kya bola tha maine ki jab tak main na jaun ,yahi lete rahna khada kyun ho gaya...chal saamne aakar wapas let ja..."
"ye kya dadagiri hai..."kaliye ke dosto me se ek ne mujhe dekhkar kaha...
"yadi usase itna hee lagaav hai to tu aakar saamne let...nahi to use saamne bhej..."
Meri baat sunkar Kaliye ke saare dost peechhe ho gaye aur phhir se kaliya maar na khaye ,is dar se wo apni jagah se utha aur saamne aakar zameen par let gaya....
"thoda to respect dena seekh be kanghi chor...kitna pyar se samjhaya tha ki jab tak main yaha se chala na jaun ,uthna mat...yahi baat main tujhpar hath uthakar bhi to samjha sakta tha na lekin maine tujhpar hath uthaya kya ? Nahi uthaya na...are pagle ,bhai hai tu mera...i love you ,re..."bolte hue main CS ke baki students ki taraf nazar ghumayi...
"tum utho waha se..."Esha ko na jaane kya josh chadha jo wo apni jagah se uthkar mere mamle me dakhil hui....usne kalicharan ko uthaya aur mujhe dekhkar boli"Arman, this is too bad...please don't do this..."
"ek ghante mere sath anchoring karke tu kya sochati hai ki tu mujhpar raaz karegi...are hum par to wo bhi raaz nahi kar paye ,jo 21 saal se paal rahe hai aur tu, sun be kaliye...yadi tune ek kadam bhi aage badhaya to ye desk dikh raha hai na ,seedhe uthakar ,sar me de marunga...chal wapas let..."
"Disgusting..."bolte hue Esha ,waha se apni jagah wapas chali gayi aur kaliya wapas zameen par let gaya...
"waise main wapas ek ladke se milne aaya tha, name hai Avadesh Gilhare...wo hai kya class me..."
"main hoon..."ek ladke ne apna hath khada kiya
"aaja pagle, tu to bhai hai mera...Sulabh ne bulaya hai"
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"tumhe lagta hai ki ,tum yun hee humare class me gunda-gardi karke chale jaoge aur hum kuchh nahi karenge...kal mere dad ,tumse baat karenge..."Itni der se Divya jo apne jazbaat daba kar baithi thi, wo finally khade hokar mujhe dhamkate hue boli....
"ok bahan...lekin khade hokar bolne ki kya zaroorat hai, main koyi teacher thode hee hoon,jo itna respect de rahi hai...mana ki tu mujhse darti hai,lekin aisa bhi kya hai...chal baith ja..."
"Arman, tu to ab gaya kaam se...third semester ki dhulayi bhool gaya lagta hai... "
Divya ki baat sunkar main chup raha ,jisase uski himmat aur badhi aur wo jabar-peli haste hue boli"dar gaya kya darpok...dam hai to ab bol.."
"dekho mallu aunty , aakhiri baar aapke pita-shree ne dhokhe se pakda tha yadi meri tarah mard hote to face to face fight karte , dam hai to bhej dena hostel,and for your kind information, apne jhatele baap se kahna ki 2000 aadmi lekar aaye, kyunki 500 to hum hostel me rahte hai aur hum sabki itni aaukat to hai hee ki apne-apne source lagakar 3-3 ladke extra kahi se bula sake..."bade hee shaleen dhang se main bola,tab tak Avadhesh bhi mere paas aa chuka tha...maine aage kaha"aur aakhiri line tune kya kahi ki main dar gaya...huh. to ek andar ki baat batau,main wakayi me ek minute pahle dar gaya tha lekin phhir khayal aaya ki darne me koyi burayi nahi hai .waise bhi Dark Knight Rises me bola gaya hai ki darna zaroori hai... , chal be Avadhesh, humare Japan jaane ki planning par kuchh soch-vichar karna hai "
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"duniya haseeno ka mela...mele me ye dil akela...baju hat be lawde.."main gaane ka sur le hee raha tha ki saamne college ka koyi launda aa gaya aur mujhe rukna pada.....
"tujhe faltu ke lafde me fasna achchha lagta hai kya..."Avadhes ne mujhe saamane aaye us ladke se door le jaate hue kaha...
"abey tu dar kaiku rela hai...apun hai na..."
"chal ok, ab ye bol ki tujhe mujhse kya kaam hai..."
"suna hai , Esha aur Divya ki ladaayi ho gayi hai...jitna pata hai, sab bol daal..."
"puri baat to apne ko nahi maloom ,lekin itna zaroor maloom hai ki, jhagde ki vajah tu tha..."
"main..." Divya aur Esha ke jhagde ki vajah main hoon sunkar main chaunka...
"aur nahi to kya, Divya ka kahna tha ki yadi Arman,Esha ka anchoring partner hai to phhir Esha ko Chhatrapal Sir se baat karke partner change karne ko kahna chahiye ,ya phhir anchoring chhod deni chahiye...lekin Esha ka kahna tha ki wo ,uski baat kyun mane...bas phhir kya,dono ek jaisi hee ghamandi thi, ad gayi apni baat par...nateeza ek majedar entertainment ke roop me sabke saamane aaya....tu us din class me rahta to bahut maza aata...."
"aur tujhe ye sab kaise pata chala..."
"meri girlfriend ne bataya..."
"sala...isne bhi maal pata kar rakhi hai, in ladkiyo ko bhala main kyun pasand nahi aata, ye fali mujhe propose kyun nahi karti..."sochate hue maine Avadhes se kaha"aur teri wo girlfriend,jisne tujhe itna sab kuchh bataya ,wo zaroor Divya ke side hogi..."
"correct bola, ye tujhe kisne bataya..."
"tujhe kya lagta hai, tere paas bas girl friend hai...maine har branch ke har class me ek maal pata rakhi hai, unhi me se ek ne bataya..."
"to ab main chalu..."
"chal nikal...thanks.."
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Avadhes ke jaane ke baad main kuchh der wahi khada raha aur Divya-Esha ke jhagde ka jo complex equation tha ,use solve karne laga...ye jhagda story me ek naya twist tha, kyunki Esha ne mere sath anchoring karne ke liye Divya se jhagda kiya tha, yani ki....yani ki... ,ho na ho, ye ladki mujhpar fida zaroor hai ,upar se jab mere sixth sense ne is par muhar laga di to main aur bhi khush hua...dil kiya ki third floor se hee neeche kood jaun ya phhir apna shirt fad dalu aur apna sar peechhe wali deewar par de maru....
"kal Esha se ye zaroor puchhunga ki uski ,Divya se ladayi kyun hui thi, phhir dekhta hoon ki wo kya vajah batati hai...yesss...yesss...kallu teri *** ki choot, teri *** ka bhosda..."
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College ke baad main hostel ke liye jab ravana hua to mere dimag se ye baat nikal chuki thi ki maine aaj kaliye ko college me uske class walo ke saamane choda hai aur waise bhi jab Esha ki taraf se possitive responce aayega to us chutiye ko kaun yaad karega...lekin mujhe kya pata tha ki wo sala kaliya hostel me ladko ko ikattha karke panchayat kar raha hai....iska pata to mujhe hostel jaane par hee laga,jab warden ne mere hostel me ghuste hee mujhe apne room me bulaya....
"tune kallu ko kyun mara..."jab main warden ke peechhe-peechhe uske uske room ki taraf ja raha tha to unhone puchha...
"wo kuchh jyada hee udd raha tha, baitha diya sale ko...chhoti-moti baat hai, aap tension mat lo..."
"tension kyun na loon, wo aaj lunch ke baad hee college se apna boriya-bistar lekar hostel aa gaya aur mujhse bola ki principal ke paas teri complaint karne ja raha hai..."
"uski to...hai kaha wo is waqt..."
"mere room me baitha ro raha hai..."
"abhi chodata hoon MC ko..."
Kallu ki harkat jaankar mere body ka temperature turant mere recrystallization temperature ko paar kar gaya aur main warden ke room ki taraf sarpat bhaga...
"kaha hai BC ,kaliya..."warden ke room me jaakar maine waha baithe laundo ki taraf dekha to mujhe kaliya wahi ladko ke beech baitha hua dikhayi diya...sab ke sab launde , PC me koyi movie dekh rahe the...main seedhe kallu ke paas gaya aur uske thobade me ek mukka mara...
"kyun be, Principal ke paas ja raha tha na ,ab ja..."
"dekho sir, ye mujhe phhir maar raha hai..."rote hue kaliye ne warden ko aawaz lagayi...jiske baad warden ne mujhe pakad kar peechhe kiya...
"apne dimag ka ilaaz karwa Arman...main yaha par hoon na ,kuchh to izzat kar meri..."
"aapki to main gaand faad izzat karta hoon Sir, lekin ye kaliya apne aap ko samajhta kya hai...ise samjhao ki jungle me rah raha hai to sher ki huqumat swikarni padegi nahi to jaan se jayega...."
"tu abhi yaha se bahar ja,.."
"main kyun jaun, ise bhejo bahar..."
"maine kaha na ki bahar ja...jata hai ya nahi..."
Ab warden se sambandh bigade usase achchha to yahi tha ki main waha se bahar hee chala jaun...isliye maine gusse se fafakati apni aankho se kaliye ko ek baar ghoor kar dekha aur waha se seedhe apne room ki taraf badha....
"kya hua be , Arman lund..aise gand jaisi shakl kyun bana rakhi hai..."mere room me pahuchate hee Arun ne comment pass kiya...
"teri gand ke neeche jo aaina tune daba rakha hai na ,use alag kar de...warna yadi aaina toota to tujhe tod dunga..."
"tabhi...tabhi main sochu ki sala mere pichhwade me chubh kya raha hai..."apne neeche se aaina hatakar side me rakhte hue Arun ne kaha"waise tune bataya nahi ki teri is gand jaisi shakl ka raaz kya hai..."
"wo MC kaliya...meri complaint principal se karne ja raha tha aaj...wo to warden ne rok liya ,warna shahid kar deta usko aaj..."
"aisa kya...chal phhir thok ke aate hai MC ko..."
"rahne de, warden rok lega..."
"warden ki *** ki choot...usko bhi marenge..."
"dheere bol be chutiye, kahi wo sun na le..."
"are sun lega to kya ukhad lega... chodate hai"
"kuchh khas nahi karega,bas tere ghar phone karega bas..."
"phhir to rahne de...tere raste alag aur mere raste alag...main to tujhe janta tak nahi...main to tujhe pahli baar dekh raha hoon...kaun ho bhaiya aap aur khana khaya ya phhir mera aand khane ka vichar hai..."
Arun ko main jawab deta usase pahle hee mere jeb me rakha mobile vibrate hone laga...maine mobile nikala aur screen par nazar dali..call bade bhaiya ki thi...
waise to maine screen par nazar dali thi lekin Arun ko jawab dene ki uttejana ke karan maine Vipin bhaiya ka naam dekh kar bhi jaise andekha kar gaya...
"kyun re phone kyun nahi karta tu..."mere call recieve karte hee Vipin bhaiya mujhpar toot pade...
Lekin main is waqt aaveg me tha ,isliye jaise main normally ladko se baat karta hoon,waise hee Vipin bhaiya se bhi baat ki ...main bola...
"nahi karunga call ,kya kar lega be..."
"kya kar lega be...? Tu Arman hee bol raha hai na..."
"teri to...bade bhaiya..."jhatka khate hue main jaise hosh me aaya aur phhir apni aawaz badal kar bola"nahi ,main Arman nahi...Arman ka dost bol raha hoon, aap kaun..."
"main Uska bada bhai bol raha hoon, Arman kaha hai..."
"idhar hee hai, ek minute rukiye...bulata hoon usko..."mobile kaan se door karke maine usi badli hui aawaz me apna hee name do-teen baar pukara aur sath me ye bhi kaha ki"kitni padhayi karega Arman...subah se to padh raha hai "
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"hello, bhaiya...ram ram, payi lagu..."mobile ko apne kaan se satate hue main bola..
"kya kar raha tha..."
"aaaaahhh , "jamhayi marne ki acting karte hue main bola"padhayi kar raha tha ek hafte baad class test hai na ,isliye...aap sunao, sab badhiya..."
"pahle to ye bata ki tera mobile kiske hath me tha aur tu ghar me call kyun nahi karta...."
"mobile mera.... Arun ke hath me tha aur kal hee to ghar me call kiya tha...mammi-papa dono se ek ghante tak baat ki thi..."
"lekin mammi ne to kaha ki Arman call hee nahi kar..."
"are kaha lage ho bhaiya,aap bhi in baato me...mammi to aise hee bas bol deti hai ki Arman call nahi karta..."
"main teen din se ghar me hoon aur mujhe hee padha raha hai..."
"ab to fase beta Arman..."man me sochate hue maine kaha...ab maine yaha se U-turn lete hue topic hee badala aur bola"Vijaywada se wapas kab aaye....chhutti mili hai kya..."
"waisa hee samajh..."
"are wah, isi khushi me do-teen hazaar rupaye mere account me dalwa do..."
"chup kar be..."
iske baad jo baat mujhe pata chali wo ye ki Vipin bhaiya ki shadi tay hone wali hai aur next week Vipin bhaiya ladki dekhne jaa rahe hai...yaha tak to phhir bhi sab thik tha, lekin mamla tab bigda jab mujhe pata chala ki jis ladki ko Vipin bhaiya dekhne jaa rahe hai wo koyi aur nahi ,balki Pandey ji ki ladki hai ,jisne bachpan se mera beda garg kar rakha hai....bachpan se lekar ab tak uske karan mujhe gharwale ghaseetate rahe ki padh beta padh...Pandey ji ki beti ke falana subject me falana number hai, Pandey ji ki beti ne award jeeta, Pandey ji ki beti ne ye kiya, Pandey ji ki beti ne wo kiya....wagerah-wagerah...matlab ki jis Pandey ji aur unki beti ne mujhe aaj tak itna pareshaan kiya ,unhe ab zindagi bhar jhelna padega....maine kuchh der tak Vipin bhaiya se koyi baat nahi ki aur age analysis karne laga...Vipin bhaiya 26 saal ke aur wo Pandey ji ki laundiya 22 saal ki...Arman beta, ab usko laundiya nahi bhabhi bolne ki aadat daal lo....
"kya hua...chup kyun hai..."
"cancel kar do bhaiya...aap jaise smart ,intelligent ,handsome...ladke ke saamane Pandey ji ki ladki kahi nahi tikati....aur yadi aap mana karne me sharma rahe ho to mujhe kaho,main call karke mana kar deta hoon..."
"chup kar aur sunday ko seedhe ghar pahuch jaana...."
"ab nahi maan rahe to aapki marzi, mera kya...lekin phhir baad me mat kahna ki maine aagah nahi kiya tha waise bhaiya,kuchh rupaye udhari doge kya, agale mahine ki ek taarikh ko byaaj ke sath wapas kar dunga "
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"ab nahi maan rahe to aapki marzi, mera kya...lekin phhir baad me mat kahna ki maine aagah nahi kiya tha waise bhaiya,kuchh rupaye udhari doge kya, agale mahine ki ek taarikh ko byaaj ke sath wapas kar dunga "
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"ek baat bata Arman, tu Gandhi ko manta hai ya shahid bhagat singh ko...."usi raat, daru ki botal ke dhakkan ko daant se kholte hue Arun ne puchha....
"namaskar bade bhaiyo..."Pandey ji apne ne sar par patti ke shagun ke sath humare room me pravesh kiya...
Rajshri Pandey ,us raat driving kar raha tha ,isliye hume jaha chhoti-moti kharoche aayi thi,wahi Pandey ji ka haal ye tha ki wo ab bhi langda-langda kar chalta tha...Pandey ji ke baaye hath me plaster bhi lag chuka tha, yaani ki Pandey ko kayi hafte tak apne sirf ek hath se kaam chalana tha....
"MC, chhu mat daru ki botal...jis hath se gand dhota hai ,usi hath se itani pavitra chiz ko chhune ka dus-sahas kar raha hai tu ....hath hata apna..."Rajshri Pandey ne jab botal ki taraf hath badhaya to Arun bol pada....dar-asal ,Arun cheekha...
"main tera sawal nahi samjha...ek baar phhir se dohra to..."maine kaha...
"abey maine tujhse puchha ki tu Gandhi ko manta hai ya shahid Bhagat Singh ko...."
Arun ki is line se hee main samajh gaya ki wo pakke me Bhagat Singh ka anusaran karne wala manav hai, kyunki usne Bhagat Singh ka naam pade aadar se liya tha aur wahi Mahatma Gandhi ke liye usne sirf 'Gandhi' word use kiya tha... Kyun hoon main itna smart
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Arun Bhagat Singh ko manta hai ,ye mujhe abhi pata chala tha lekin Saurabh Gandhi ji ka anuyayi tha,ye mujhe bahut pahle se maloom tha aur is samay kisi ek ka paksha lena matlab ek lambi bahas ko aamantran dena tha...yakinan ant me jeet to meri hoti ,lekin ab sala kaun apni energy khapaye...ye sochkar maine Arun se thoda samay manga aur phhir thode samay ke baad bola....
"main....main....dono ko manta hoon..."
"aisa thode hee hota hai...ya to aastik bano ya naastik...ye kaun si baat hui ki tu aastik bhi hai aur naastik bhi..."Saurabh ne ungali ki aur jis bahas ko main dabana chahta tha, us bahas ka opening ribbon katate hue Saurabh ne mujhse puchha...
maine phhir thoda samay manga aur apne 1400 gm ke dimag ko duso dishao me daudane laga aur jab mere hath Saurabh ke us sawal ka ek logical jawab aaya to main bola...
"hey, murkh manav...main Gandhi ji aur Bhagat Singh dono ko manta hoon...ise main ek-ek example se samjhata hoon....maan lo ki main apne takle Principal ke cabin me hoon aur usne mujhe kisi baat par ek thappad maar diya, tab main Gandhi ji ke siddhanto ka palaan karte hue apna dusara gaal aage kar dunga.....
lekin ab situation me thoda changes lao aur ye maan lo ki mere saamne Gautam khada hai aur usne mujhe ek thappad mara hai ,tab main Bhagat Singh ke anusar uski maa -bahan ek kar dunga...."
"waaaahhhh....kya example thoka hai..."mera hath pakadte hue Rajshri Pandey bola...
"hath hata be madarjaat...jis hath se gand dhota hai ,usi hath se mujhe chhu raha hai..."
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agle din main auditorium me akele baitha hua tha ,kyunki Esha ne subah-subah mere mobile par messege bhej diya tha ki wo aaj nahi aane wali...main Esha ko phone karke na aane ka reason jaroor puchhta lekin mere mobile me balance nahi tha ,isliye main Esha ko phone nahi kar paya
Ab jabki mujhe maloom tha ki Esha aaj college nahi aane wali hai to maine socha ki kyun na aaj Aradhna ke sath baithkar mere future plan par kaam kiya jaye...isliye main aage baitha ,lekin baki sabse door aur jab Aradhna auditorium me ghusi to maine use ishare se apne paas bulaya....
"Good morning Arman..."
"Arman BC do din me hee Arman sir se Arman par aa gayi..."Aradhna ko dekhte hue maine socha aur phhir bola"good morning mam..."
"too funny, na..."
"baithiye, khadi kyun hai..."
"ok..."apna pichhwada seat se tikakar Aradhna ne meri taraf dekhte hue kaha"achchha suno Arman, tumhare hostel me jo mera door ka bhai rahta hai na...use kahna ki aaj sham ko college ke baad mujhse mil le. Mere ghar se kal mere papa aaye the ,isliye uska bhi kuchh samaan hai..."
"abey ye to had hee ho gayi, main kuchh bol nahi raha hoon iska matlab ye thodi hee hua ki tu mere kaan me Arman-Arman chillayegi...mana ki mujhe tujhse bahut jyada pyar hai lekin Pyar apni jagah aur izzat apni jagah...."
"sorry, Arman bhaiya..."
"bhaiya...teri to...bhaiya kisko bola... bhaiya hoga tera papa, teri mammi, teri bahan....tera bhai..."
"dil pe kyun le rahe ho sir...waise i feel so erotic..."
"BC, ise kya ho gaya hai....zaroor kisi ne iski choot me ungali ki hai kal raat, jo aise ashleel shabdo ka prayog kar rahi hai..."Aradhna ka aisa rang-roop dekhkar mera rang-roop ud gaya , waise to kayde se mujhe usi waqt Aradhna ka doodh daba dena chahiye tha, lekin main ek sharif ladka tha,isliye maine waisa nahi kiya....main bola
"kitni abhadra harkate kar rahi hai tu Aradhna...main ek ladka hokar bhi aisa nahi kahta aur tu...tu....kuchh to sharam kar.."
"mazak kar rahi thi ,aapne to seriously hee le liya...waise aapki thodi madad chahiye..."
"aisa bhi koyi mazak karta hai kya, main sach me erotic feel karne laga tha...chal bol kya help chahiye..."
"mujhe sabke saamne khade hokar bolne me hesitation hoti hai...maine Chhatrapal sir ke bataye hue saare tips use kiye lekin dar aur hesitation jaane ka naam hee nahi le raha..."
"murkh hai chhatru...waise uski tips kya thi "
"unhone kaha ki stage par jaane ke baad aisa feel karo jaise yaha tumhare saamne koyi nahi hai...maine try kiya lekin kuchh khas kaam nahi bana..."
"chutiya hai fala...kuchh bhi bolte rahta hai...tu ek kaam kar, agli baar jab bhi stage par jaaye to ye sochna ki tere saamne bhoot-pret baithe hai .yadi tune ek baar un bhoot-pret ke saamne bol diya to phhir kabhi bhi, kahi bhi dar nahi lagega..."bolte hue main peechhe muda to ye dekhkar dang rah gaya ki Esha thik usi jagah par baithi hai, jaha aksar wo baitha karti thi....
Pahle-pahal to mujhe laga ki ye Esha ka mere man dwara banaya gaya sirf ek pratibimb hai...kyunki maine filmo me aksar dekha hai ki pyar karne walo ko aksar aise apne premi/premikao ke pratibimb dikhayi dete hai....
"ye Esha ho hee nahi sakti, usne to mujhe messege karke kaha tha ki wo aaj nahi aayegi...ye jaroor Esha ke liye mera pyar hai "
Lekin jab Esha ke us pratibimb ne meri taraf gusse se dekha to mera matha tanka aur maine Aradhna ko shaam ko milne ka kahkar ,Esha ke pratibimb ki taraf badha....
Waha pahuchkar maine apni ek ungali dheere-dheere Esha ki taraf badhayi aur uske hath ko touch kiya, jiske baad Esha mujhe ghoor kar dekhne lagi...
"ek aur baar confirm kar leta hoon....."bolte hue maine Esha ke hath ko chhua, lekin Esha gayab nahi hui, jaisa ki filmo me hota hai...
"ek aakhiri baar..."bolte hue maine Esha ke gaal par chitkoti kaat di, kyunki mujhe yakin tha ki ye pakka Esha na hokar Esha ki chhaya-prati hai...lekin jab Esha ne mera hath pakad kar saamne wali chair par de mara to jaise mera bhram toota aur main apna hath sahlate hue bola...
"tu asli hai..."
"kya matlab..."
"matlab-vatlab baad me samjhata hoon, chal pahle khisak udhar...mujhe bhi baithne de..."
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