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Update-202
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"matlab-vatlab baad me samjhata hoon, chal pahle khisak udhar...mujhe bhi baithne de..."
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"are khisak na..."
"nahi...tum jao us side..."
"chal...tu ja..."
"main kyun jaun...main pahle aayi isliye ye jagah meri hai..."
"yaha kya 'pahle aao ,pahle pao' contest chal raha hai aur ye tu mujhe itni der se ghoor kyun rahi hai...kya kar legi bol..."
"nonsense..."
"billi...meow..."
"Arman over ho raha hai..."
"meow..meow..."
"Arman, this is too much..."
"meow...meow..meow...this is three much..."
Humare beech ka ye world war finally khatm hua aur Esha side wali chair par jaakar baith gayi....
"pahle hee chali jati,itna drama karne ki kya jaroorat thi....meow.."
"Arman, main bol rahi hoon...ye cat ki aawaz mat nikalo...nahi to "
"chal shant ho ja...nahi karta ab...aur ye bata ki tune mujhse jhooth kyun bola ki tu aaj college nahi aayegi ,lekin phhir tapak padi"
"har baat tumhe batana jaroori hai kya..."
"har baat nahi lekih ye baat batana jaroori hai..."
"wo mujhe ek form bharna tha, jiski last date aaj hee hai...."
"form...kaun sa form..."
"ab ye main nahi batane wali tumko...ok.."
"ok..."
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Golden jubilee ka function najdeek tha aur Chhatrapal hum sabki taiyari dekhkar khush bhi tha .isliye wo humari taraf se thoda befikar ho gaya tha...isiliye ab Chhatru kabhi-kabhi late aata tha ya phhir kabhi-kabhi aata hee nahi tha....Chhatrapal ki gairmauzudagi me bhi hum pelam-pel practice kiya karte the aur ab to lunch tak ke sare periods hum auditorium me practice karte hue bitate the....
"Arman..."Esha achanak se cheekhi aur uske is tarah cheekhne se main thoda bhaybheet hua ki ab ye meow kya karne wali hai...
"cheekhti kyun hai re...saamne dekh sab idhar hee dekh rahe hai..."
"main bhool gayi thi,lekin ab mujhe yaad aa gaya hai..."
"kya yaad aa gaya hai..."
"yahi ki tumhare birthday ke din main parking me aadhe ghante tak khadi rahi, taki tumhe birthday wish kar saku...lekin tum nahi aaye...why "
"hmm.....?............. Mujhe to tune bataya hee nahi tha ki tu parking me mera intezaar karegi...warna main daru chhodkar aata..."bahana marte hue maine kaha...
"lekin maine to tumhe messege kiya tha..."Esha boli...ab uski surat thoda achambhit typeki ho chali thi...
"messege...main messege nahi padhta , mere paas time nahi rahta ,bahut busy person hoon...."
"matlab tumne sach me mera messege nahi padha,kitne bure ho tum...."
"ek minute...abhi dikhata hoon, "bolte hue maine apna dus hazar ka mobile jeb se nikala aur chair par tankar thoda peechhe ho gaya ,taki Esha meri karamat na jaan paye .iske baad maine Esha wale messege ko 'unread' kar diya aur pahle wali position me wapas aaya..."Esha , ye dekho tumhara messege maine abhi tak nahi padha hai..."
"par tumne to reply bhi kiya tha shayad..."
"ek baat bata...tu aaj shaam ko kya kar rahi hai..."
"kuchh nahi, kyun..."thoda romantic hote hue Esha puchhi...
"to phhir seedhe doctor ke paas jaakar apna ilaaz karwa...bahut zaroorat hai tujhe...Meow..."
"Arman baat ko khatm karne ka tumhara tarika bilkul galat hai...tumhe dusaro ki feelings, emotions ka zara sa bhi khayal nahi rahta....insaan bano ,haiwan nahi..."
Main thodi der chup raha taki Esha ko kuchh jawab de saku ....thodi der baad main bola...
"ek baat bata, dusaro ki emotions, feelings ka khayal karke kya main unka achaar dalunga aur burayi sabme hoti hai,lekin iska matlab ye to nahi ki sab bure hai...aur waise bhi mujhme sirf ek hee burayi hai..daru peena aur ek baat batau ,ye mujhe bahut pasand hai....ab chal stage par, humari baari aa gayi "
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Esha chup chap uthi aur mere bagal me chalte hue aage badhne lagi...
"tumne puchha tha na ki ,wo form kaun sa hai,jiske liye main yaha aayi thi..."
"haan..."
"tumhe thoda ajeeb lagega par wo ek scholarship form tha, jiske jariye meri sari fees return ho jati hai...kyunki main CS ki branch opener thi..."
"sunkar wakayi me ajeeb laga...to bhar diya form..."
"nahi...wo Principal office ke bahar rahne wale peon se meri kaha-suni ho gayi aate waqt....haisiyat ek chaprasi ki hai aur akad aise raha tha ,jaise ki wo khud principal ho....maine bhi achchhi tarah se uski izzat ko sabke saamne neelam kiya...lekin phhir bhi wo do kaudi ka peon nahi sudhra aur jab maine use form submit karne ke liye kaha to mujhse maafi mangne ke liye kahne laga..fool kahi ka..."
"ek baat bolu...Izzat sabko chahiye hoti hai, phhir chahe wo laal kile ke bahar har roj jhadu marne wala ek sarkari naukar ho ya phhir usi laal kile par jhanda fahrahane wala humara prime Minister ho...phhir chahe wo is college ka peon ho ya Principal, izzat sabko chahiye hoti hai....agli baar jab jao to thode muskura kar baat karna...kaam ho jayega...."
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Jab lunch hua to humari anchoring ki class bhang hui aur sab apni-apni manzil ki taraf badhne lage.koyi class ki taraf gaya to koyi canteen ki taraf...lekin main ,Esha ke sath hee chal raha tha....
"Arman ,parso mera birthday hai..tum aaoge..."
"Parso birthday...matlab party matlab Esha ka ghar...Gautam ,Gautam ka baap , Gautam ki bahan...Esha, Esha ki maa, Esha ka baap, meri khoon ke pyase city me rahne wale ladke, Gautam ke baap ke gunde...aur main akela... "
"kya hua..."
" mera wo dost hai na Arun...kal maine gusse me uske dono hath-pair tod diye, matlab fracture kar diye .isliye wo hospital me admit hai aur har roj college ke baad main seedhe usi ke paas jata hoon...isliye main tumhari birthday party me nahi aa paunga..."
"ok, no problem"mere is professional tarike se bole gaye jhooth par Arun ke liye shok prakat karte hue Esha boli aur main ek baar phhir public ko yeda banane me kamyab hua
Waise Esha ka mujhe birthday party ke liye invite karna ,wo bhi tab jab mere saare dushman waha mauzood ho...ye mujhe doglapan laga lekin phhir socha hatao yar...kaun sa fala kashmir mudda hai jo wo itne khatarnak shadyantra banayegi...bhavnao me bah gayi hogi, meri Esha...abhi filhal to anchoring me concentrate karte hai...
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Chapter-53:KAPD
Update-203
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Un dino main kayi uljhano me phhansa hua tha jisme se ek Vipin bhaiya ki shadi thi...bole to dil aur dimag laakh koshisho ke bawjood us ladki ko bhabhi maan hee nahi raha tha, jisne bachpan se meri zindagi ko kitaabon aur percentage ki taraju me taul kar rakh diya tha...yadi main college me bhi pahle ki tarah bright student hota to baat alag hoti ,lekin sach to ye tha ki pichhale char saalo me maine khud ko is kadar barbaad kiya tha ki ek baar barbaad ladka bhi kisi mamle me mujhse sharif dikhe....
yadi pahle ki tarah aaj bhi mere marks Pandey ji ki bitiya se adhik hote to Vipin bhaiya ki shadi ke baad main kam se kam apna seena taan kar to chalta lekin haqiqat aur mere sixth sense mujhe kuchh aur hee bhavishya dikha rahe the...mere sixth sense ke anusar, jab bade bhaiya ki shadi Pandey ji ki beti se ho jayegi to gharwale uska example de-de kar meri lenge matlab ghor taana....upar se Pandey ji ki beti khud bhi taana maregi...kyunki uske liye mere andar jo virodhi bhaav hai ,waisa hee same to same haav-bhaav uske andar bhi mere liye hoga...kyunki meri tarah uski bhi life aaj tak percentage ke taaraju me chadh chuki thi aur mera aisa manna tha ki usase nafrat karne ka jo junoon mere andar hai ,waisa junoon uske andar bhi hoga...bole to ye ek tarah se Mahabharat ki shuruat hone wali thi...
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"lao ,Arman bhai...main peg bana deta hoon ,ab to mere dono hath kaam karne lage hai..."Zameen par baithe hue Rajshri Pandey ne 'Signature' ki botal ko pakadte hue kaha....
"botal neeche rakh be...tune chhu kaise di daru ki botal...apavitra kar diya na is pavitra chiz ko chhukar...ab ja ganga jal lekar aa..."
"kyun meri le rahe ho Arman bhai...ab to maine Naveen bhai ke bike ke 2500 bhi de diye..."
"dar-asal baat wo nahi hai chhote..."
"phhir kya baat hai..."
"actually baat ye hai ki Napoleon uncle said that ' if you want a thing done well, do it yourself' .matlab 'yadi aap chahte hai ki koyi kaam achchhe se ho to use khud se kijiye,bajaay iske ki wo kaam dusare kare...isliye peg main hee banaunga, taki jordar asar kare..."
"abey tu ye gyaan chodna band kar aur glass bhar mera..."apne khali glass ko khali dekhkar apni puri bhadas mujhpar khali karte hue Arun ne kaha aur uske do minute baad hee teeno glass rum se labalab ho gaye....
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"ye BC, Pandey... Arman ke birthday party ke din sale ne gand hee fad ke rakh di thi...chutiye ne jaakar bike seedhe S.P. Ke gate me thok di, wo shukra manao ki meri shakl dekh kar S.P. ne jaane diya,warna aatankvadi ghosit karke tum logo ke gand me goliya bhar deta....chalo be papa bolo tum dono mujhe isi baat pe..."
"tu chup kar be lawde..."Arun ke khali glass ko bharte hue maine usase kaha aur Jab Arun ki glass full ho gayi to Pandey ji ke bhi glass ki tanhayi ko door karte hue maine usase puchha...
"kyun be, tere hath me plaster laga tha ye baat tere gharwalo ko maloom hai kya...."
"ab kya batau Arman bhai...Hospital ka bill itna jyada tha ki papa ji ko call karna pada aur to aur do din ghar rahkar bhi aaya hoon....kya batau Arman bhai..ghar me papa ne itna khayal rakha ki shuru me to maine soch hee liya tha ki aaj ke baad daru ko hath tak nahi lagaunga...lekin phhir jab control nahi hua to ye tay kiya ki daru peene ke baad gadi nahi chalaunga..."
"kyun be bahut papa ji ke kaseede bun raha hai...mammi ne pakka khoob dhunayi ki hogi..."ek cigarette jala kar uska dhua Pandey ke muh me fekte hue Arun bola.
Arun ki is khichayi par hum dono apna gala fadkar hanse...waise to isme jyada koyi hasne wali baat nahi thi lekin phhir bhi hum dono hanse, gala fadkar hanse....
Pandey ji ki hum log chahe kitni bhi le li, chahe to hum me se koyi use sabke saamne jhapad bhi maar de, wo bura nahi manta tha lekin Arun ke is chhote se mazak ne jaise Rajshri Pandey ke dil me gahra vaar kiya aur wo hath me rum ki glass liye gusse se Arun ki taraf dekhne laga....
"aankh dikhata hai madarjaat...bol na ,kya mammi ne bahut mara..."Arun ne phhir kaha...
"Arman bhai...Arun bhai ko samjha lo aur bolo ki meri mari hui maa ke baare me kuchh na kahe..."
"mari hui maa..."main aur Arun ek sath chauke...kyunki hume aaj se pahle maloom nahi tha ki Rajshri Pandey ki maa nahi hai....
Rajshri Pandey ki maa nahi hai ,uske muh se ye sunkar main chup raha aur Arun ne Pandey ji ko sorry kaha...
"sorry yar, maloom nahi tha...warna bolta kya ye sab... Aur teri bhi galti ,jo aaj tak bataya nahi...waise ye sab hua kaise..."
"ye sab hua kaise..."hath me rum se bhari glass ko neeche rakhte hue Rajshri Pandey bola"meri maa ko log pagal kahte the,Arman bhai...kahte the ki wo half-mind thi...lekin Arman bhai..ek baat batau ,mujhe kabhi aisa nahi laga,pata nahi log kis buniyaad par meri maa ko pagal kahte the.Jo log meri maa ki dimagi halaat ka mazaak udate the ya to unki buniyaad jhoothi thi ya phhir main sab kuch dekhkar bhi na dekhne ka natak karta tha...jaise meri maa kabhi-kabhi khane me shakkar ki jagah namak mila deti thi to kabhi namak ki jagah shakkar...kabhi-kabhi wo har ghante me mujhse puchhati ki maine khana kha liya hai ya nahi...kabhi-kabhi wo sunday ke din bhi humare liye tiffin banakar rakh deti thi...aisi kayi aadate meri maa ki thi,jiski vajah se log unhe pagal kahte the. Us waqt main 12th me tha ,jab ye hadsa hua...tab har din ki tarah us din bhi main school se ghar pahucha aur har din ki tarah maine apni maa ko aawaz di, lekin wo kahi nahi dikhi...ghar ka darwaja bhi khula hua tha ,isliye wo kahi door bhi nahi gayi hogi, aisa maine andaza lagaya..
Maa aas-paas ke ghar me kisi ke yaha gayi hogi ,maine aisa socha aur khud khana lene rasoyi me pahuch gaya ,lekin us din maa ne khana bhi nahi banaya tha, jabki har din mere aane se pahle hee khana ban jaya karta tha....Arman bhai ,us din maloom chala ki bhookh aur kismat ki maar badi jor se lagti hai.
jab tak mujhe sahna tha, maine bhookh ko saha...lekin jab bhookh ke mare pet dard dene laga to pani peene ke liye utha, is beech maa par mujhe gussa bhi bahut aa raha tha ki ,na jaane kaha chali gayi...
ghar me paani bhi nahi tha,isliye maine balti uthayi aur kue ki taraf badha aur jaise hee kue me balti daalkar rassi neeche ki tabhi meri nazar kue ke paani me tairate hue meri maa ki..............."
itna bolne ke baad Rajshri pandey waha se uthkar chal diya aur hum dono kabhi darwaje ki taraf dekhte to kabhi khali glass ki taraf.....hum dono bahut der tak waise hee baithe rahe,jis haal me Rajshri pandey hume chhod kar gaya tha...is beech sharab ke pure nashe ke parkhachche udd chuke the...
"Pandey ne pura maja kharab kar diya be aalund, hazar rupaye nikal..ek botal aur lekar aata hoon..."
"Chodu samjha hai kya...aadha tu mila aur aadha main milata hoon..."
"abey abhi dena...mere paas dus hazar ka note hai...change kaha se laun..."
"dus hazar ka note "
"abey matlab...dus hazar ka check hai...kal bank jaunga to le lena...aur ye Saurabh kaha marwa raha hai..."
"Saurabh ko hata tu bhagkar daru la..."
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Arun se hazaar ka note lekar maine warden ki bike li aur chal pada world cup lene....highway tak to main normal bike chala raha tha, lekin jaise hee highway par pahucha na jaane mujh par kaun sa junoon sawar ho gaya...mere hath accelerator par jo neeche hue ,wo phhir kabhi upar nahi hua aur bike ki speed pahle 60 pahuchi ,phhir 80....
"aaj to BC century marenge...
"man me sochate hue maine phhir se accelerator par jor diya....
Abhi 80 KM/H ki speed ko main paar hee kar raha tha ki saamne scorpio dikha ,jiski direction wahi thi jo meri thi aur saamne se ek truck aa raha tha....maine socha ki scorpio aur truck ke beech parabolic curve banate hue nikal jaunga...isliye maine accelerator aur pel diya aur jhat se scorpio ko cross karke uske aage aa gaya ,lekin meri hawa tab nikli jab saamne se ek ladki scooty par thi jo meri tarah hee parabolic curve banane ka jugaad jama rahi thi...is tarah usne truck ko cross kiya aur maine scorpio ko...lekin iske baad hum dono ek dusare ke saamne aa gaye...jis tarah meri hawa nikli, waisi hawa ladki ki bhi nikli aur usne aankh band karke aur accelerator de diya....
"BC ,thokegi kya..."us ladki par chillate hue maine achanak break mara aur uske baad jo durgati hui ,wo mujhe hee maloom hai...agla break marne ke karan main jhatka khakar door sadak par gira aur warden ki bike peechhe pata nahi kaha gote lagati rahi....meri speed bahut jyada thi ,isliye main sirf road par nahi gira balki 360 degree ke kayi round bhi maine road par lagaye aur jab main ruka tab mujhe pata chala ki main pela gaya hoon...
Ek to main pahle se hee dara hua tha upar se waha jama hui bheed ne mujhe aur dara diya...main jaise taise karke utha to dekha ki kahi koyi nishan nahi...isliye maine hekadi marte hue khud se kaha"lawda ,mard aadmi hoon...ye chhote-mote zakhm to asar hee nahi karte..."
"abey pagal hai kya, achchha hua truck rok diya warna sale chadh gaya hota tujhpar...."jis truck ke chakkar me main wo parabolic curve bana raha tha ,us truck ka driver utar kar mujhpar cheekha aur maine dekha ki uski to mujhse bhi jyada fati padi thi....
Jaha par main girte hue ,gote lagate hue ruka tha...waha se truck sirf ek meter ki doori par tha yani ki yadi truck wale ne truck na roka hota to mera kaam tamaam ho gaya hota...
"koyi baat nahi, main thik hoon...lekin badi tazzub ki baat hai ki sala kayi mamuli sa bhi kharoch nahi hai..."waha jama hue logo se maine kaha aur bike uthane chal pada....
bike ki taraf chalte hue mujhe itna ahsaas to zaroor hua ki main thoda langda kar chal raha hoon aur mera baya hath bahut jyada dard de raha hai.....
"achchha hua , jo sahi-salamat hoon...warna anchoring nahi kar pata,jo ki ek hafte ke baad hee hai..."bike ki taraf badhte hue main badbadaya aur neeche apne jacket ki taraf pahli baar nigaah dali....
"ye BC blooding kaha se ho rahi hai...us ladki ki maa ka..."jacket ko laal rang me sana hua dekh main jor se chillaya.....
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Wo din mere college life ka ek kala din tha ya phhir use laal din bhi kah sakta hoon kyunki us din main upar se lekar neeche tak khoon se laal ho gaya tha...jiska pata mujhe hostel ki taraf badhte hue maloom hua aur kala din isliye kyunki us samay mere liye jo sabse important kaam the wo aise adhure hue jaise ki exam me likhte-likhte pen ki nib toot jana aur dusara koyi option na hona....
un dino mere career se bhi important,mere future se bhi mahatvapurna aise do kaam the, jo mere dwara bike se parabolic curve banate hue pure nahi hue...pahla kaam ye tha ki kaise bhi karke Vipin bhaiya ka taaka Pandey ji ki bitiya se bhidne se rokna tha lekin us accident ki vazah se main ghar nahi ja paya...
dusara kaam jo bigda wo pahle wale se bhi zaroori tha aur wo tha meri anchoring miss hona....Na jaane kitne Arman saja rakh the us din ke liye ,jab main Esha ke sath Golden jubilee ke function ka subharanbh karunga aur pura mahotsav taaliya ki aawaz se gunjane lagega...lekin wo arman dhara ka dhara rah gaya...bole to KAPD-Khade Armano par dhokha....
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Apni luti-piti surat aur warden ki thuki-thukayi bike lekar main hostel ki taraf badha aur raste me ek clinic par rok diya...Clinic me apna traetment kara kar main wapas hostel ki taraf badha....
"BC ,jitne paise aate nahi ,usase jyada to kharch ho jate hai...aajkal hath se paisa aise nikal raha hai, jaise lund se mutth.... ghor kalyug hai re bawa...khair ,shukra hai ki mere shakl ko kuchh nahi hua "
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Update-204
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"BC ,jitne paise aate nahi ,usase jyada to kharch ho jate hai...aajkal hath se paisa aise nikal raha hai, jaise lund se mutth....ghor kalyug hai re bawa...khair ,shukra hai ki mere shakl ko kuchh nahi hua "
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"माया मरी न मन मरा, मर-मर गए शरीर ।
आशा तृष्णा न मरी, कह गए दास कबीर ॥" dusare din subah apne bistar par lete hue maine kaha....
Arun abhi kuchh der pahle hee uthkar college jaane ki taiyari kar raha tha ki maine Kabir ka ek doha kaha...
"ye kya tha be..."
"arthat kabir das ji kahate hain ki manusya ka man aur usme ghusi huyi maya ka naash nahi hota aur uski aasha ,ichchhaye bhi nasta nahi hoti.keval dikhne vala shareer hee marta hai.isi karan wah dukh roopi samudra me sada gote khaya karta hai...."Kabir ji ke us dohe ka bhavarth Arun ko samjhate hue maine kaha....
"mujhe lagta hai kal raat ke accident ka seedha asar tere dimag par hua hai, kahi tu satak to nahi gaya..."
"hey murkh manav,main satka nahi hoon, mujhe aatma-gyan ki prapti kal raat hui hai. Ye tum sab jis maans,madira ka sevan karte ho na ,wo sab paap ke mukhya dwaar hai.isliye hey balak ab bhi waqt hai apne aapki un durgano se raksha karo ,warna tumhara kaal nikat hai..."
"oye sun be lodu...jyada baat karega na to tera dusara haath bhi tod dunga...phhir tujhe double aatm-gyan ki prapti ho jayegi..."apna bag kandhe par latkate hue Arun bola"sala jab dekho tab pakata rahta hai..."
Arun aur Saurabh ke college jaane ke baad main room me pada-pada bahut der tak to sochta raha ki ab aisa kya karu,jisase time paas ho...kyunki main na to bahut door tak chal sakta tha aur na hee uthkar baith sakta tha...mujhe to ab kayi din bistar par ek hee position me guzarne the.
"ek kaam karta hoon, movies dekhta hoon...lekin sala sab to dekh chuka hoon...phhir ek kaam karta hoon, bf dekhta hoon...lekin isase to lund khada ho jayega aur mujhe energy store karni hai ,isliye no bf, no movie...."
"ok baby, phhir sabse pahle ghar call karke sunday ko na aane ka koyi solid bahana chipkata hoon Vipin bhaiya ko..."badbadate hue maine apna mobile nikala aur Bade bhaiya ka number dial kiya...
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"haan Arman bol ,kab aa raha hai..."call uthate hee bade bhaiya ne jhat se puchha...
"wo bhaiya,main aa nahi paunga...sorry...wo kya hai na ki is sunday ko placement ke liye ek company aa rahi hai...isliye main nahi aa paunga. Ghar me bhi bata dena..."
"ok...no problem..."
"kyun hoon main itna hoshiyaar...kaha se aate hai aise bahane mere andar...
,"sochate hue maine khud se kaha"ye to kamaal ho gaya...mujhe to jyada mehnat bhi nahi karni padi..."
"teri aawaz itni dheemi kyun aa rahi hai..."jab main man hee man khud ki tareef kiye ja raha tha to bade bhaiya ne mujhe toka...
"wo main class me hoon..."
"class me...kya tere teachers chalti class ke beech me students ko call karne ki permission de dete hai kya...sach bata kaha hai..."
"are bhaiya class me hee hoon...wo teacher 5 minute ke liye kahi bahar gaya hai...aapko yakin na ho to teacher ke aane ke baad unse baat kara dunga..."
"rahne de..rahne de.iski koyi jaroorat nahi..."
"ok, bye..."bolte hue maine mobile side me rakha aur phhir sochane laga ki ab kya kiya jaye....ki tabhi mere mobile ki ghanti baji. Screen par nazar dali to maloom chala ki call Esha ki thi...
"zaroor mere call recieve karte hee ye mujhe par toot padegi ki main kaha hoon, kya kar raha hoon...practice me kyun nahi aaya...main itna laparvaah kyun hoon....blah...blah"
pahle to socha ki call ka koyi responce hee na doon,lekin phhir kal doctor ki kahi hui instruction yaad aayi ki ab main 10-15 din ke liye book ho chuka hoon ,to maine Esha ko ye batane ke liye ki main anchoring se quit kar raha hoon, maine call utha hee liya...
"hello ,janu..kaisi hoon..chalo ek kissie do..."
"what...dimag to sahi hai tumhara Arman...main Esha bol rahi hoon..."
"Esha...oh sorry...sorry. Mujhe laga Aradhna bol rahi hai. Wo kya hai na ki aajkal har aawaz me sirf Aradhna ki aawaz sunayi deti hai....warna yadi mujhe maloom hota ki tum line par ho..."
"ab baki baate rahne do aur jaldi se anchoring ke liye pahucho..."
"chal hat, aaj mera mood nahi hai...aaj main aur Aradhna long drive par jaane wale hai...us chhatru ko bol dena ki i'm not interested..koyi dusara banda dhoond le "
"hello...kahna kya chahte ho..."
"Chhatrapal udhar hai kya..."
"haan..."
"to phhir uske paas ja aur bol ki Mr. President line par hai..."
Iske baad thodi der tak khatar-patar ki aawaz aati rahi aur phhir Esha ki aawaz sunayi di...
"sir, Arman aapse baat karna chahta hai..."
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Jitna dukh mujhe kal ye jaan kar hua tha ki main ab golden jubilee ke function me anchoring nahi kar paunga, utne hee power ka heart-attack Chhatrapal ko bhi laga ,jab maine apni kal raat ki saari aap-beeti Chhatru ko sunayi...shuru me to wo halka sa mujhpar bhadka bhi ki maine uske plan ka pura structure hee barbaad kar diya lekin phhir jab maine use mere body ke bigde hue structure ke baare me vistaar se bataya to usne mera haal-chaal puchhkar...get well soon bolkar ek teacher ki formality nibhayi aur phone rakh diya.....
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Shaam tak mere accident ki baat pure hostel me fail chuki thi aur mujhse milne bahut log aaye bhi the...BC launde mere room me aakar mujhe aise daya-drishti se dekhte jaise ki main aids ka mariz hoon aur do-char din me bas marne hee wala hoon... Jitne depression me main pahle nahi tha, usase jyada depression me main tab chala gaya ,jab college ke launde mujhse milne aaye aur tarah-tarah ke dukh prakat karte lage...Waise to sab the engineer ,lekin mujhse milte waqt behaviour aise karte jaise lawdo ne MBBS kiya ho...sab ek se ek medicine ka naam batate aur kabhi-kabhi to koyi kahta ki college ke peechhe ek paudha paya jata hai,use peeskar ghaav me lagane se ghaav thik ho jata hai....
abhi bhi mere saamne aise hee ladko ka ek group baitha hua tha,jo tarah-tarah ke salaah mujhe diye jaa rahe the...
"Arman...doodh me haldi daal kar garam karna aur garam-garam hee pee jana...isase ghav jaldi bharta hai aur dard bhi kam hota hai..."ek ne kaha...
"ok..."(lawde ke baal,..tere papa ji haldi aur doodh lakar denge..bhag MC yaha se..)
"dekh Arman ,ek baar mere sath bhi aisa accident hua tha...lekin maine sarpgandha ki pattiyo ko peeskar lagaya to do din me yun chutki bajate hue thik ho gaya .try it..."chutki bajate hue dusare ne kaha...
"ok thanks..."(abey ghonchu...ab main sarpgandha ka ped lene jaun...MC yadi itna hee gand me guda hai to jaakar le aana...)
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Iske baad ek aur ladke ne kuchh bolne ke liye apna muh khola hee tha ki main cheekha...
"bhag jao kutto..warna ek-ek ki gand tod dunga...bade aaye doctor ki aaulad bankar... bose dk .chutiye saale..."
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Waise to mujhe apna ilaaz kaise karwana chahiye,iske bahut saare ideas mil chuke the..lekin phhir bhi maine sabke ideas ko apne room ki khidki se neeche fekte hue ,wahi kiya...jo ki mujhe Clinic wale doctor ne kaha tha aur dus din ke bed rest ke baad main halka langda kar chalne ke kabil ho gaya tha...jis din golden jubilee ka function tha, us din pura hostel khali tha...halaanki main bore na hoon ,mera akele dam na ghute,isliye mere dosto ne kayi saari movies laakar mere laptop me daal di thi...lekin maine us din ek bhi movie nahi dekhi aur college campus me ho rahe golden jubilee ke programme ka audio sunte raha aur khud ko us pal ke bahut kosta raha ki kyun main us din hostel se nikla...ghutan to bahut hui us din lekin siway bistar par pade rahne ke siwa main kar bhi kya sakta tha....
Mere accident wale din ke thik gyarahve din main is kabil hua ki main college ja saku aur utsukta to itni thi ki puchho mat...phhir wahi canteen, phhir wahi boring lecture,
phhir kisi ko neecha dikhana...phhir kisi par apne dialogue chipkana.
Phhir se kisi class me bakchodi karna aur phhir role me class se bahar jaana...
phhir se ladkiyo ko dekhna aur unhe dekhkar man hee man me muth marna
Bole to apun full excited tha...pichhale dus din tak college na aane ke karan aisa laga jaise college gaye sadiya beet gayi thi.Waise to dost hostel me bhi milte the.Arun aur Saurabh to room me hee rahte the...lekin College ki canteen aur college ki building ki to baat hee kuchh aur thi...Pattharo ki wo imarat ka mahatva mujhe pahli baar samajh aaya aur zindagi me pahli baar mujhe mere mobile ke siwa kisi dusari nirjeev chiz se itna laagav ho paya....
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Pahle jaha hume hostel se apni class tak pahuchne me mushkil se 5 minute bhi nahi lagte the,wahi ab meri dheemi chaal aur baar-baar ladkhadane ki vajah se 10 minute to college ke gate tak pahuchne me lag gaye the aur jaisi meri speed thi,us hisaab se to mujhe abhi class tak pahuch me aur bhi dus minute lagne wale the...
"ek kaam karo beta, tum log niklo main thodi der baad aata hoon..."Achanak hee ruk-kar maine kaha...
"kyun be, kya hua..."
"beta saamne dekho ,tumhari bhabhi Esha aa rahi hai aur yadi tum jaise badtameez log mere aas-paas bhi rahe to ,wo seedhe nikal jayegi...lekin yadi main akela raha to mujhse baat to zaroor karegi...ab chalo ,kat lo idhar se..warna kaat ke rakh dunga"
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"beta saamne dekho ,tumhari bhabhi Esha aa rahi hai aur yadi tum jaise badtameez log mere aas-paas bhi rahe to ,wo seedhe nikal jayegi...lekin yadi main akela raha to mujhse baat to zaroor karegi...ab chalo ,kat lo idhar se..warna kaat ke rakh dunga"
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Jaisa ki mere sixth sense ne andaaza lagaya tha ,aage ka karyakram thik usi tarah hua.yani ki mere dost mujhe chhodkar chale gaye aur main wahi khada hokar Esha ke paas aane ka intezaar kar raha tha...Esha aayi aur mujhe dekhkar usne apne aankho me pressure badhaya...yani ki usne apni aankhe chhoti ki aur mujhe aise ghoorne lage ,jaise jungle me ek shikari apne shikar ko dekhta hai,kami thi to bas Esha ke jhapatta marne ki...jo ki usne bina jyada samay ganwaye hee kiya.
"Arman...yakin nahi ho raha, matlab mujhe kuchh samajh nahi aa raha ki kya kahu...matlab main tumhe tumhari laparvaahi ke karan do-char baate sunau ya phhir tumhare sath jo hua, pichhale dino tum jis bhi halaat me the ,uske liye dukh prakat karu...main bahut confuse hoon aur aaj itne dino baad achanak tumhe dekhkar...main bata nahi sakti ki main kaisa feel kar rahi hoon...matlab main bahut kuchh kahna chahti hoon,lekin kuchh sujh hee nahi raha..."haste-muskurate...khisiyate-gurrate ,andar hee andar apna sar peetate hue Esha boli aur uska ye reaction mujhe itna achchha laga ki dil kiya ki abhich 100 meter ki race usain bolt se laga loon lekin phhir yaad aaya ki main to thik tarah se chalne ke bhi kabil nahi hoon,race kya khak lagaunga...isliye no show-bazi ,only dialogue-bazi....
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"apni aankho par pressure dalna band karo, warna aaj dard dengi aur kal chashma lag jayega...uske baad sab tumhe battery, chashmish kahkar bulayenge..."
"yakin nahi hota, tum ab bhi mazaak kar rahe ho...hey bhagwan. Maine to socha tha ki tumhara chehra ujada-ujada sa hoga...lekin nahi ,yaha to nadi hee ulti disha me bah rahi hai..."
"mujhe nahi maloom ki tumhe ye pata hai ki nahi. Par mere baare me ek kahawat badi mashahoor hai ki jab main paida hua to main rone ke bajay hans raha tha aur jaanti ho uske baad kya hua..."
"one minute, let me guess...hmm...uske baad nurses darkar bhag gayi hogi ,right...."
"exactly...kya baat hai, mere sath rah-rah kar tera bhi sixth sense kaam karne laga...huh.."Esha ke halka sa dhakka dete hue maine kaha....
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Maine bhale hee golden jubilee ke function ko miss kar diya tha,lekin anchoring ke practice ke waqt auditorium me mere aur Esha ke beech aksar chhoti-moti anban ho jati thi,jiske baad ek-dusare ko dhakka dena humare liye common si baat ho gayi thi...(yaha normal bhi main likh sakta tha, lekin maine common likha kyunki aksar wo bhi aisa karti thi...be technical, beedu log )
"how dare you to push me...wait, bolte hue Esha ne mujhe jor se dhakka diya aur main jaakar deewar se ja takraya...
"aaram se reply kar yar...dekh nahi rahi apahij hoon...thodi-bahut to insaniyat dikha,,,"
"oh, sorry...i didn't know that you are a handicapped now, warna main aisa karti kya..."mere shoulder par ,jaha usne dhakka diya tha, use sahlate hue Esha boli...
"ya to tu full english me bol ya full hindi me vartalaap kar..."
" mujhe apni mother tongue se pyar hai...isliye main dono language bolungi...tumhe isase kya"
"aksar matrabhasha se pyar wahi jatate hai, jine english dhang se nahi aati...khair ,wo sab chhod aur ye bata ki Aradhna ko kahi dekha kya..."
"Aradhna...hmm ,nahi...aur tum ye mujhse Aradhna ke baare me aksar kyun puchhate rahte ho.kya main uski friend hoon ? Ya wo meri friend hai ? "
"jali... "Aradhna ke liye Esha ka explosion reaction dekhkar maine khud se kaha....
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Yadi ladkiya aasani se pat jaaye to koyi baat nahi, lekin yadi jab ladkiyo ka door-door tak set karne ka chance na ho to iske baad unhe patane ke do raste hee bachte hai...pahla hai jealous feel karana aur dusara hai jabarjasti-jealous feel karana....
Esha...Aradhna ko lekar kabhi jealousy nahi hoti thi ,isliye maine dusara raasta chuna ,yani ki jabarjasti Esha ke saamne Aradhna ka naam lena...wo bhi tab jab humari conversation apne charam seema me ho.....kitna minded banda hoon main
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"itna bhadak kyun reli hai....aur suna kya haal chal hai.,,apni to band baj chuki hai..."
"sab badhiya hai...waise ye accident hua kaise..."
"yadi maine ise sach bataya to meri bezzati hogi..."sochate hue maine kaha"actually ,us din main bike par stunt kar raha tha...pahle maine agla chakka uthaya aur phhir pichhala...lekin ye karnama main hazaro baar kar chuka hoon,isliye maine bike ke dono chakke uthane ki koshish ki...aur tabhi boom...bike hawa me 200 km per hour ki speed se ek truck se takra gayi...."
"really...aisa karne ki koyi khas vajah.."
"vajah to koyi khaas nahi thi lekin napoleon mama ne kaha hai ki agar aap koyi mahan kaam nahi kar sakte to chhote kaamo ko mahan tarike se karo...aur us din maine wahi kiya, jiska mahan nateeza tumhare saamne hai...kitna mahaan hoon main "
"ok, bye...class ke liye der ho rahi hai..."bolte hue Esha waha se chalti bani aur main apne raaste ho liya...
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10 minute ke lagbhag maine Esha se baat ki aur 10 minute mujhe lagbhag class tak jaane me lage....yani ki class ka ek tihayi samay maine class ke bahar guzara tha and according to our professor's rule...main ab first class attend karu,iske liye main eligible nahi tha...lekin phhir maine ek bahana dhoondh kar try karna chaha aur class ke gate par khade hokar ekdum mari hui aawaz me andar aane ki permission mangi...first class Chhatrapal ki thi aur hum dono ke beech jo cold war chal raha tha uske hisaab se maine permission mangate hue hee ye andaza laga mara tha ki ye meri khichayi to zaroor karega...lekin us chhatrapal ko kya maloom ki main in dus dino me bistar par pade-pade 500 se bhi adhik dialogue invent kar chuka hoon....
"kaha chhipe the sir ji itne din tak..jo aaj aapne apne darshan diye..."
"kuchh nahi Sir, wo chhota sa accident ho gaya tha ,waise bhi Suraj ,chaand aur ARMAN ko koyi jyada der tak chhipa nahi sakta..."
"itna late kaise hue...aadha ghanta beet chuka hai..."
"abhi zakhm thik tarah se bhare nahi ,isliye hostel se yaha tak aane me 20 minute lag gaya..."
"kyun tumhare dost sath nahi the..."
"kaun dost......ye, inki baat kar rahe ho aap..."Arun aur Saurabh ki taraf ungali dikhate hue main bola"inse meri ladayi ho gayi hai...wo bhi isliye kyunki ye mujhe kah rahe the ki main anchoring me na jaaun ,lekin main gaya..."
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Mere itna bolte hee Chhatru ne Arun, Saurabh ki taraf dekha aur wo dono meri taraf aise dekhne lage...jaise bistar par ek ladki nangi padi unko chodne ke liye invite kar rahi ho aur maine ain waqt par unke lund kaat diye ho....filhaal to us waqt wo dono chup hee rahe aur main saamne wali bench par baitha taaki Chhatrapal ko shaq na ho ki main use chodu bana raha hoon....
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dus din ke bed rest ke dauran yun to mujhe bahut nuksaan jhelna pada tha, lekin ek fayda bhi mujhe hua aur wo tha mere aur Aradhna ke beech phone sex....
Hum dono ke beech is phone sex ki shuruat haal-chal puchhane se hui thi...lekin phhir baad me hum dono ek-dusare se khulne lage aur mazaak-mazaak me baat kissing tak pahuchi aur phhir baad me chudayi tak....bas taalash thi to sahi waqt aur sahi jagah ki....Aradhna ko soch-soch kar main na jaane kitni baar hee apna lund khali kar chuka tha isliye main pure ufaan me tha ki kab main thik ho jaun aur uska game bajau...filhaal to abhi lunch ka time tha isliye main apni sharif mandali ke sath canteen ki taraf badha ,is aas me ki waha Esha to zaroor milegi aur yadi Esha na mili to Aradhna to phhir milegi hee milegi
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Chapter-54: Slobbery
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Us samay mere paas do raaste the lekin manzil ek bhi nahi...na jaane kaise raaste the,jo kahi tak nahi gaye...balki mujhe aur bhi peechhe dhakel diya...pahla raasta Aradhna ke roop me tha, jaha main ek hawasi ki tarah jaana chahta tha aur dusara raasta Esha ke roop me tha ,jaha main humraah, humsafar,humnuma,helium,hydrogen....whatever you can call ki tarah jana chahta tha...par galti mujhse tab hui jab maine kisi ek ko chunne ke bajaay dono ko chuna...Mere dost hamesha mujhe rokte the, wo kahte the ki naari,narak ka dwar hoti hai...lekin mera jawaab hota ki yadi naari narak me jaane se milne wali ho to phhir swarg me bhajiya talne kaun jayega....mere dost hamesha kahte ki do kashti me pair rakhkar kabhi samundar paar nahi kiya ja sakta aur tab mera jawaab hota ki yadi mujhe ek hee kashti me pair rakhkar samundar paar karna hota to phhir main do kashti laata hee kyun....
Mujhe samjhane ke mere dosto ke kamjor tark aur mujhe aisa karne se rokne ke unke kamjor vitark ne mujhe in dono raasto me laat maar kar bheja...jabki mere dosto ko mere ye dono kadam hee pasand nahi the....upar se mujhme confidence itna jyada tha ki main us samay yahi socha karta tha ki duniya ki koyi bhi situation..kaisi bhi condition ho, main use jhel sakta hoon aur apne 1400 gm ke brain ka istemaal karke use apne anuroop badal bhi sakta hoon...yahi vajah thi ki mera sixth sense bhi mujhe us waqt dhokha de raha tha,jab main apni barbaadi ki raah par khushi se aise badh raha tha jaise wo barbaadi na hokar kamyabi ho....
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Canteen me hum sab pahuche aur har roz ki tarah jise jo pet me bharna tha ,usne order de diya...order to maine bhi diya tha,lekin meri nigaah apne lunch ke sath-sath waha canteen me baithi hui ladkiyo par bhi thi...
"na Esha na Aradhna...pata nahi ye dono kaha chali gayi...Esha ka to phhir bhi samajh aata hai, lekin ye Aradhna kaha marwa rahi hai..."sochate hue maine sur aur taal ko mix karke ek dhun ke sath kaha"Aradhna tu aaja...apne ek-ek kilo ke dono doodh dikha ja...
chut teri bahut pyari, apni gand tu Arun ko chata ja..."
"Aradhnaaaaaaaa....."mere dwara Arun apni tareef sunkar khisiyate hue jor se cheekha....jiske baad pure canteen me Aradhna ka naam gunj utha....
"bakchod hai kya be, aise kyun uska naam chilla raha hai...."maine fauran Arun ka muh band kiya aur use aankhe dikhayi...jiske baad Saurabh ne bhi Aradhna ka naam liya aur canteen me ek baar phhir Aradhna ka naam gunjane laga....
"chillao beta chillao...khud ka to khada hota nahi ,isiliye dusare ki tarakki dekhi nahi jaati..."
"roj raat ko main teri tarakki dekhta hoon...jab tu ek hath se mobile pakad kar us Aradhna lawdi se baat karte hue bathroom me mutth marte rahta hai...kya kamaal ki tarakki ki hai..."
"ha to maine kam se kam itna to kiya hai, tune kya ukhaad liya jo aise bol raha hai...."
"udhar dekh, teri maal aa gayi...ja chipak jaa usase..."aankho se ek taraf ishara karte hue abki baar Sulabh ne kaha....
"sala ,kya jamana aa gaya hai...kaise-kaise log mujhe chamkane lage hai....tum logo ko line par laana hee hoga..."Sulabh ko bolte hue maine us taraf dekha,jis taraf Sulabh ne aankho se ishara kiya tha....
"ye to Esha hai... ,tum sab yaha se niklo aur mera bill bhi bhar dena,,,mere paas dus hazar ka note hai..."kahte hue maine apne dono pair ko bade aaram se bahar nikala aur aise role me chalne laga ,jaise mujhe kuchh hua hee na ho....halaanki is tarah se normal chalne par mujhe gand-faad dard bhi ho raha tha lekin wo sab dard Esha ko dekhkar hee jaha se aaya tha ,wahi ghus bhi ja raha tha....
"pahle to sirf suna tha, aaj to yakin ho gaya ki wakayi pyar me taqaat hoti hai...how boring "
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"meow..."Esha jis table par baithi,usi ke paas khade hokar maine kaha.
"kitni baar kaha hai tumse..."gusse se Esha ne us jagah mujhe mara,jaha mujhe sabse adhik aur sabse gahra zakhm tha....
dil to kiya ki abhich Esha ko is dard ke equal dard doon lekin phhir socha ki rahne do, by mistake ho gaya hai....isliye is baar jaane do.lekin jo dard utha tha use to mujhe sahna hee tha ,wo bhi bina halak se ek aawaz nikale...isliye maine dard ka andar hee andar gala ghotate hue apni ek aankh band ki aur body ko tight kiya....
"kya hua,..ek aankh band kyun kar li bille..."
"raat bhar padhayi karke aaya hoon,isliye neend aa rahi hai...."Sambhalkar ek chair par baithte hue maine usase puchha"Divya se abhi tak baat-chit chalu nahi hui kya...jo ab bhi kisi billi ki tarah akele idhar se udhar fudakti rahti hai..."
"uska naam mat lo, wo to ek no. Ki kameeni hai...mera bas chale to uske saare baal noch loon..."
"kaha ke baal nochegi "bolte hue meri jubaan slip ho gayi lekin Esha kuch samjhe uske pahle hee ek taraf ishara karte hue main hadbadahat me bola"udhar dekh use janti hai kya..."
"nahi..."
"aur use..."dusari taraf ishara karte maine phhir kaha...
"nahi..."
"tab to us moti ko yakinan jaanti hogi..."
"bilkul nahi jaanti... "
"ok,no problem....haan to tu kya bol rahi thi...ki tera dil karta hai ki.........."
"mera dil karta hai ki main uske sar ke saare baal noch loon...wo ek no. Ki kameeni hai...ab dekho na Arman, hum dono ke beech ladayi hai use ye baat apne ghar me batane ki kya jaroorat thi...lekin nahi, usne sab kuchh apne gharwalo ko bata diya..yaha tak ke Gautam ko bhi..."
"Gautam...."uska naam jab beech me Esha ne liya to mera dil kiya ki mujhe jitni galiya aati hai ,sab use de dalu...lekin main ek sharif student tha, isliye maine aise kuchh bhi na karke bade shant dhang se Esha se puchha..."Gautam...kaha hai mera bhai aajkal..."(Gautam sale ,teri *** ki chut, teri *** ka bhosda...mar ja MC,jaha kahi bhi ho...)
"ok Arman,ab main chalti hoon...warna yadi Divya ne tumhe mere sath dekh liya to ghar me phhir se bata degi...."itna bolkar Esha waha se chalte bani...
"phhir se KAPD...."
Esha ke jaane ke baad main peechhe muda ,ye sochkar ki dosto ke sath thodi si gand-masti ho jaye,lekin fale wo bhi waha se nadaarad the...main Esha ke sath itna magan tha ki mere dost mere peechhe se kab nikal gaye,mujhe iska ahsaas tak nahi hua....
lekin iska kuchh khas farak mujhpar nahi pada ,kyunki thodi hee der baad ek-ek kilo ke batle apne seene me rakhne wali Aradhna ne canteen me apni saheliyo ke sath entry mari aur Aradhna ko dekhte hee mera pant tight ho gaya.....
"hellooooo siiiirrrr...."mujhe dekhkar aankh marte hue Aradhna boli...
"helllooooo maaammm..."maine bhi barabar aankh marte hue jawab diya...
ab jab do opposite sex wale human being ke beech is tarah ka hi,hello ho to ummide kuchh jyada hee badh jati hai...lekin meri un ummidon ko chaknachur karte hue Aradhna ki saheliya ,Aradhna ke sath usi table par baith gayi,jaha main baitha tha...jabki mera andaaza tha ki Aradhna mere sath baithegi aur uski baki gang hum dono se kahi door jaakar apna aasan dekhengi...lekin aisa kuchh bhi nahi hua aur Aradhna ke sath-sath uski baki saheliyo ne bhi chair se apni gand tikayi...
Maine Aradhna ko isharo hee isharo me bahut kaha ki wo apni in fuljhadiyo ko door bhej de,lekin Aradhna ko to kuchh alag hee khujali thi....wo har baar bade pyar se mujhe nakaar deti aur mand-mand muskurati....shuru me to sab kuchh under control raha lekin jaise-jaise canteen me lagi badi si ghadi ke bade se kaante aage badhi mujhe Aradhna ki saheliyo ko bardasht karna mushkil ho gaya....faliyo ne mujhe itna bore kiya...itna pakaya ki unke sath baithne se achchha main Chhatrapal ki chutiya class ek din me do baar attend kar loon,wo bhi pure dil se.......
"sir aapke paas easy language me physics-2 ke notes hai kya....mujhe physics ke funde kuchh samajh nahi aa rahe..."Aradhna ke left side me baithi ek dubali-patli si ladki ne puchha....
"second sem. Ke notes aur mere paas ,mere paas to 8th sem ke bhi notes nahi hai.. Waise Physics ke rules ko chat kar ja bilkul,thik usi tarah jis tarah tu is chatni ko chaat rahi hai aur ek baat ka dhyan rakha 'aap physics ke khilaf nahi ja sakte' ,warna kurre ,kurkure ki tarah tod-marod dega..."
"sir, Ed bahut hard lagta hai...kya aapka wo subject clear hai..."abki baar Aradhna ke right side me baithi moti bhains ne mujhse puchha....
"nahi...aise hee 8th sem. Me pahuch gaya... "apni rolling eye se us moti bhains par kahar barsate hue maine Aradhna se kaha "oye Aradhna, tere us door ke bhai ne lunch me milne ke liye kaha tha,,,ja mil le usase..."
"kyun..."
"ab ye main kaise batau..."
"thik hai...tum teeno yahi raho, main abhi aati hoon..."bolkar Aradhna waha se uthi aur canteen ke bahar chal di....
Aradhna ke jaane ke thodi der baad main apni jagah se utha hee tha ki Us moti bhains ne mujhe wapas baithne ke liye kah diya...
"baithiye na sir..."
"dar-asal main bahut sharmila ladka hoon aur mujhe ladkiyo ke beech bahut sharam aati hai..."bolkar main waha se langdate hue bahar aaya ki tabhi Aradhna mujhe Canteen ke bahar khadi mil gayi...
"mujhe pata tha, ye aapka hee khurapati idea tha,mujhe meri saheliyo se door karne ka..."
"wo sab chhod aur pahle ye bata ki muh me legi kya...."
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Update-207
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"wo sab chhod aur pahle ye bata ki muh me legi kya...."
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Mera itna kahna hee tha ki Aradhna ne ghoor kar mujhe aise dekha jaise maine uske muh me lund dene ki baat kahi hoon...waise mera matlab to wahi tha
"lagta hai, tu pure vegetarian hai...isiliye itna ghoor rahi hai...chal chhod..."bolte hue main uske bagal me khada ho gaya...
"accident kaise hua tha aapka siirrr..."
"aise aawaz nikal kar puchhegi to phhir se ek naya accident ho jayega..."
"batao na..."
"hmm...ek minute ruk,mujhe remind karne de...haan ,yaad aa gaya...."Aradhna ke aur paas khisakte hue main bola"us samay main bike par tha aur meri bike speed 80 km/h ke uniform velocity se ja rahi thi aur accident hone ki probability zero thi...us waqt aage ek scorpio aur saamne ek truck tha aur dono ke beech parabolic curve banate hue maine bike ki speed ko resist kiya aur phhir dhoom-dhadaka...."
"sunne me to bahut maza aa raha hai..."
Mere dosto aur warden ke baad Aradhna is duniya ki aisi teesari shaks thi ,jise maine mere accident ke baare me sach bataya tha...kyunki mujhe inke saamne apni izzat ki koyi parvaah nahi thi....
"to ab kaisi hai tabiyat..."mera hath pakadte hue Aradhna ne puchha..
"ekdum chaka chak..."Aradhna ki is harqat ko dekhte hue maine kaha....
"to phhir room chale..."
"room...chal hat.."Aradhna ka hath chhodte hue maine kaha"abhi bhi meri raat bistar par bina karwat badle guzarti hai aur tu kah rahi hai ki main teri karwat badal-badal kar loon...ashleel kahi ki"
"ok...then , ab kya baat kare,..."
"aaja padhayi ki baat karte hai...ye bata tune Haweli padhi hai..."
"nahi, ye kya hai..."
"chal chhod ye bata Haweli-2 padhi hai..."
"nahi...ye hai kya.."
"ye bhi chhod aur ab ye bata Dead Never lie padhi hai..."
"nahi..."
"doob mar phhir "mayoos hote hue maine kaha , ki tabhi mujhe Avadhesh Gilhare Canteen ki taraf jata hua dikhayi diya, jise maine Esha aur Divya ke upar nigrani rakhne ke liye kaha tha....
"Avadhesh ruk to yar..."
"Arman..."mera naam lete hue wo meri taraf aakar bola"kaisa hai yar ab, Sulabh ne bataya tha tere accident ke baare me...."
"Aradhna tu yahi ruk, main isase baat karke aata hoon..."
"kaun si baat..."
"ssshhh ,kisi ko batana mat main ek undercover agent hoon aur ye mera assistant hai...aata hoon na ,do minute rook idhar hee..."bolte hue main Avadhesh ke sath ,jaha Aradhna khadi thi,waha se thodi door aaya....
"chal bata kya khabar laya hai..."
"kuchh bhi interesting news nahi hai yar, tu faltu me un dono faltu ladkiyo ke peechhe apni jaan de raha hai...matlab dono abhi tak ek-dusare se baat nahi karti..."
"matlab Line straight hai, kahi koyi ghumavdaar jaisa chiz nahi hai..."
"matlab..."humse thodi door me khadi Aradhna ko dekhkar Avadhesh ne puchha...
"matlab tu nahi samjhega...kuchh naya hoga to batana aur udhar dekhna band kar,meri maal hai wo..."
"abey main galat nazar se nahi dekh raha hoon use..."
"to phhir kya tu use upar se neeche tak aise aankhe gada-gada kar bahan ki nazar se dekh raha hai fale incest lover...."
"kya yar ,tu bhi.....kuchh bhi bol deta hai. Abey main use isliye aise dekh raha tha kyunki main kuchh confirm kar raha tha..."
"aur kya main puchh sakta hoon ki tu kya confirm kar raha tha..."
"yahi ki ye wahi ladki hai ya nahi,jiska raasta kuchh din pahle Yashwant ne roka tha...tujhe nahi maloom kya..."
"nahi..."Esha aur Divya ka pura matter bhoolkar maine puchha...
"bhai,bawal hone wala tha us din...wo apna detainer hai na Yashwant, us din college ke gate ke paas ise aur iski saheliyo ko rok liya tha..."
"phhir kya hua..."matter ke andar ghuste hue maine kaha...
"Yashwant aur uske dosto ko to janta hee hai, BC...dinbhar college ke gate ke bahar ladkiyo par comment thokte rahte hai...us din bhi kuchh yahi hua.College ke baad main city bus me baitha tha ki ye ladki ,jise tu apni maal kah raha hai, wo waha se guzari to Yashwant ne apni aadat ke mafiq kuchh ulta-seedha bol diya, lekin uske baad teri isi maal ne Yashwant ko kuchh bura-bhala kah diya...phhir to lawda ,sabki gand hee fat gayi...sabko lagne laga tha ki kuchh bawal hoga, lekin maloom nahi yashwant ko achanak kya hua,jo wo ekdum se thanda pad gaya...."
"aur kuchh bhi hai batane ko ya bas baat khatm..."Avadhesh ke rukne ke baad maine puchha....
"bas itna hee matter tha..."
"chal thik hai bye..."bolte hue main Aradhna ke paas pahucha..."Yash ke sath tera kya lafda hua tha..."
"kaun yash..."mere dwara ekdum achanak se aise bolne ke karan Aradhna chauk gayi...
"are yar,wahi...jisne tujhe kuchh din pahle gate ke bahar roka tha..."
"achchha...wo...wo ,are lafda kuchh nahi hai,bas wo mujhe dhamka raha tha ki wo ye kar dega, wo kar dega....lekin jab main kaha ki Arman is my boyfriend...jaisa ki tumne kaha tha ki yadi koyi pareshan kare to ye kah dena...maine kaha, uske baad to usne kuchh nahi kaha...siway kuchh apshabd tumhe kahne ke aalawa..."
"thank you very much...ab aap yaha se apni class ke liye prasthan kijiye...aapki claas shuru ho chuki hogi..."
"ok bye, shaam ko milte hai..."hawa me bye ka symbol banakar apne hath hilate hue Aradhna waha se chalti bani aur main jitna tez chal sakta tha, utni tezi se apne classroom ki taraf badha....
"oye Arun, Saurabh aur baki hostelers...tum logo ko kya aisa nahi lagta ki hum log kuchh jyada hee sharifi ki zindagi jee rahe hai....matlab no maar-dhad,no dhoom-dhadaka...."
"haan ,mujhe to aisa hee lagta hai..."ek ne kaha....
abhi recess ka time chal raha tha aur class ke sare ladke-ladkiya meri aadat se wakif the ,isliye main bindaas bol raha tha....
"to chalo, aaj life ko kuchh interesting banate hai...."
"abey seedhe-seedhe bol kisko thokna hai...aisi bakloli mat kar..."Apni jagah par baithe-baithe hee Arun bola...
"abey pahle class se niklo to sahi..."
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class me total 12 ladke hostel wale the .un sabko lekar main aage badha ki tabhi kisi ne peechhe se puchha...
"marne kisko ja rahe hai...kahi hum kam na pad jaye,tu kahe to saamne wali class se 10-12 ko aur sath le loon..."
"le le...apna kya jata hai...lekin beta khayal rakhiyo, kisi ko pelna nahi hai,bas hool dene ja rahe hai...."
"kaun hai wo BKL..."
"Yashwant...Varun ka shishya..."
"lekin wo to ab NSUI president ban chuka hai, BC kahi usne bhi ladke laakar khade kar diye to..."
"dayi chod denge uski bhi aur uske ladko ke bhi..."Arun ne kaha....
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College se nikalkar hum log paidal hee main gate ki taraf chalne lage ki mujhe kuchh yaad aaya....
"ruko be, aise paidal jaane se impression kharab hoga, jao apne class ke laundo ke bike ki chabhi udhaar maang kar lao aur jo Mech-8th Sem. Me jaa raha hai,wo mere bag se mera goggle bhi le aana..."
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Mere itna bolte hee kuchh ladke bhagkar gaye aur 5 minute me hee bike ki chabhiya aur mera goggle lekar aa gaye...maine apna goggle lagaya aur ek bike ki chabhi apne hath me li...
"tu chala lega be,ya main chalau...kahi us din ki tarah thok mat dena"Arun ne mujhse kaha...
"tu baith peechhe, chalane ko to main aeroplane chala loon,phhir ye bike kya chiz hai...."
"Yashwant college ke main gate ke bahar abhi hai ,pahle ye to confirm kar le...nahi to faltu me waha jaakar chus lenge..."
"good..."
Maine turant apna mobile nikala aur Main gate ke bahar bane photocopy ke dukaan sambhalne wale ladke ko call kiya aur usase Yashwant ke baare me puchha....
"khushkhabri hai be...wo Yash wahi hai,chalo chodate hai BKL ko..."
"challllloooo....."bike par sawar hokar sab chillaye....
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Parking se college ke gate tak pahuchne me hume chand minutes hee lage.Jaisa ki photocopy wale ne bataya tha, waisich hee waha ka scene tha...yani ki Yashwant ek chay-samose ke dukaan par baitha cigarette pee raha tha aur uske sath 6-7 ladke the.....
"Arun,Shooting ki shuruat kar..."Us chay-samose ke dukaan ke paas pahuch kar maine kaha...
"Movie -Yashwant ki chudai, take number-1...action...."
"abey oye chuswant, idhar aa be BC..."Arun ke action bolne ke baad meri muh se pahli line yahi nikli....
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Update-208
Quote:
"Movie -Yashwant ki chudai, take number-1...action...."
"abey oye chuswant, idhar aa be BC..."Arun ke action bolne ke baad meri muh se pahli line yahi nikli....
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Yashwant waise to tha bada tagda aur jis hisaab se uski reputation college me thi uske anusar use mujhe bilkul nazar-andaz kar dena chahiye tha...lekin wo us waqt thoda confuse dikha aur thodi der tak charo taraf dekhne ke baad chay ka glass dukaan me rakhkar humari taraf badha.....
College me reputation banana bahut aasan hai lekin use barkarar rakhna utna hee mushqil.iske bahut saare example mere paas hai jaise ki Varun, Gautam...dono ki reputation shuruat me ekdum faadu thi lekin baad me jo hua ,wo sab jaante hai...wahi dusari taraf Sidar bhai ka jo darza college me unke rahte hue tha wo unke jaane ke baad bhi tha...Sidar bhai ,ab kaha honge ,ye koyi nahi jaanta lekin har saal hostel me aane wala har banda unke baare me zaroor jaanega aur aisa tab tak chalta rahega ,jab tak humara college chalta rahega....aur agar meri baat ki jaaye to, meri to baat hee alag hai
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Yashwant ke sath uske sath ke bhi ladke uske peechhe-peechhe humare paas aa pahuche . bahut der tak hum me se koyi kuchh nahi bola, sab apne-apne opposition ko maun vrat dharan kiye hue nihare jaa rahe the....
"abey oye, yaha ek-dusare ko propose karne aaye ho kya jo kab se ek-dusare ko dekhe jaa rahe ho...."sabka maun vrat todte hue main cheekha....
"haan bol ,kya hua....aur naam zara izzat se le..."Chuswant ne akad kar kaha...
"izzat layak kuchh kiya hota to main tere charan dhota lekin haqiqat ye nahi hai...to phhir tune ye kaise soch liya ki main tujhse achchhe se baat karunga be chuswant...chussu..chusail...chutiye..."
"ruk lawda..."apna mobile nikalkar Yashwant bola"yadi jigar hai to dus minute yahi ruk..."
"dekh be akhand chutiye...yaha matter ye nahi hai ki main yaha kab tak rukunga, balki matter ye hai ki tu yaha kab tak rukega...."kahte hue main bike se utra aur Yashwant ke kaan par jordar jhapad mara ,jisase uska mobile neeche gira aur Yashwant sanna gaya.....
"maro be ,lawdo in pappuo ko..."bolte hue maine yashwant ka baal pakda aur uska sar upar apni taraf karte hue kaha"abhi samjha raha hoon ,sudhar ja...warna agli baar marunga...kal se yadi kisi ne bhi complaint kiya ki tune kisi bhi ladki par comment kiya to phhir aisa fodunga ki yaha baithkar comment karna to door facebook me bhi comment karne layak nahi rahega....ab chal jaa.."
Yashwant ko chhodkar main peechhe muda ,lekin maloom nahi mera kya mood hua ,jo main ekdum se peechhe palta aur Yashwant ke dusare kaan ko bhi jhanna diya....
"sale abhi tak gaya nahi..."
Mere itna bolte hee Saurabh ek danda liye hue aaya aur ghuma kar Yashwant ke peeth me jad diya.....
"abey, marna nahi hai...samjhana hai..."
"laad mera samjhana hai...is BC ko to first year se taad raha tha main,..."bolte hue Saurabh ne ek baar phhir Yashwant ko pela.....
Jab se maine Yashwant ko pahla jhapad jada tha tab se wo bas khade hokar mujhe dekhe jaa raha tha...jab Saurabh ne usko dande se thoka tab bhi wo waisa hee khada raha...
"madarlund ghoorta kya hai be...marega kya, le maar....beta jitne tere paas ladke nahi honge na usase adhik to mere paas bike hai aur har bike me minimum teen ladke sawar rahte hai...maximum tu kitne bhi le le aur itna dukhi kyun ho raha hai.tere aatm-samman ko dhakka pahucha kya...abey dil pe mat le, tere guru ,Varun tak ko chod kar baitha hoon ..."
"chalo be..aaj time kharab hai..."itani der me pahli baar Yashwant kuchh bola aur apne dosto ke sath waha se jaane laga...lekin thodi door jakar wo bola"Arman, tera game main bajaunga...bas kuchh din ruk jaa.."
"MC...jyada bolega to shaheed kar dunga yahi..."Arun chillaya....
"Arman tu apne din ginne shuru kar de..."
"mere jaise hee ek mahan vyakti ne kaha tha ki 'don't count the days, make the days count'....din tum jaise chusad gina karte hai, hum jaise log to har din ko yaadgar banate hai aur ja, jitne Pappu ikattha kar sakta hai kar le ,mera vaada hai tujhse,jis din bhi tu aayega, puri tarah chud ke jayega....All the best , Chushwant"
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Yashwant aur uske dosto ke waha se jaane ke baad hum log wapas college ki taraf badhe....Lunch ke baad wali class aadha nikal chuki thi ,isliye parking me bike khadi karke sab idhar-udhar chal diye aur main bhi hostel jaane ke liye apne dosto se vida lekar hostel ki taraf chal diya.....
"Arman ruk..."peechhe se Arun ne mujhe aawaz lagayi to main ruka...
"kya hua ,lund chusega kya..."
"matter kya tha ,Yashwant ko marne ka..."
"kuchh khas nahi ,aise hee mood hua to thok diya..."
"beta bina bhook ke to insaan khana bhi nahi khata, phhir tujh jaise selfish aur fattu bina kisi matlab ke aise hee kisi ko nahi maar sakta, wo bhi ye jante hue ki saamne wala baad me teri le bhi sakta hai...isliye muh khol aur sach-sach bak ki matter kya tha..."
"matter...well matter is the Objects that take up space and have mass are called matter. Everything around you is made up of matter. Chocolate cake is made up of matter. You are made of matter. "
"ye le mukka, this punch is also made up of matter ,now tell me the real matter..."ek ghusa mere pet me jad kar Arun bola...
"kuchh nahi be...hoooh...wo Aradhna ko ulta -seedha bola tha usne....aahhh, bose dk, thoda dheere mara kar..."
"Aradhna, matlab laundiya...ye to hostel ke niyamo ke shakht khilaf hai...Sidar bhai ne kaha tha ki ladki ke lafde me koyi kisi ka sath nahi dega..."
"dekh Aalund(Arun ) ,main khud bhi Sidar ki izzat karta hoon lekin wo rule unke jamane ka tha aur ab dusara jamana hai....waise bhi tere siwa kisko maloom hai ki maine ye sab kisi ladki ke peechhe kiya hai..."aankh marte hue main bola...
"Arman,apne laundo se jhooth bolna buri baat hai..."
"nahi re Aalund, jhooth bolna buri baat nahi hai matlab achchhi tarah se jhooth na bolna buri baat hai...ab tu hee dekh, Hostel wale is waqt ye soch rahe hai ki maine sajjan purush wala kaam kiya hai ,Yashwant ko maarkar....kyunki Yashwant se college ki sari ladkiya pareshaan thi...infact ab to wo ladkiya mujhe apna bhagwan bana lengi....beta ,Arun...duniya me mahaan banne ke sirf do raste hai, pahla ya to mahano wala kaam karo ya phhir chhota-mota kaam karke use mahaan tarike se sabke saamne pesh karo...ab nikalta hoon, meri daru ki botal mera intezaar kar rahi hogi...."
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Us din pure hostel me sabse 100-100 lekar mahotsva ka aayojan kiya gaya tha...hostel me pel ke daru aayi thi, jise jo brand jitni bhi chahiye thi ,use de diya gaya aur sab ko dene ke baad hum bhi gala tar karne ke liye baithe.....
"Arman bhai,ek baat puchhu"Rajshri Pandey ne apni farmaish pesh ki...
"puchh...puchh, dharti se lekar aasmaan tak kuchh bhi puchh daal...sabka jawab dega re tera Faizal..."
"Aradhna ko aapne kaise set kiya..."
"Aradhna...."pahle to main joro se hansa ,phhir achanak serious ho gaya aur phhir kuhchh der tak sochane ke baad bola"it's a long story bro...sau saal lag jayenge ise bayaan karne me..."
"thik hai koyi baat nahi, ab main sone jata hoon...bahut chadh gayi hai mujhe..."bolkar Pandey ji ladkhadate hue uthe aur do kadam chalne ke baad dhadaam se gir pade...
"yaha gravity ki value jyada kaise hai, jo main apne aap gir gaya..."Zameen me lete-lete Pandey ji bole"Arman bhai, kuchh gyaan ki baate batao, jisase mujhe guilty feel na ho ki maine itni jyada kyun pee li..."
"gyaan ki baate...main batata hoon.."mere muh kholne pahle Arun bol pada"dekh, Cut..Iron, Iron..nahi, Iron cut Iron, diamond cut diamond. Agree..."
"agree..."
"thik isi tarah daru cut daru, isliye yadi daru ka nasha hatana hai to aur piyo...bole to khoob piyo, khoob jiiiiiiyoooooooo...."bolte hue Arun bhi ludhak gaya....
Rajshri Pandey aur Arun ke ludhakne ke baad maine Saurabh ko dekha, wo bhi kharrate bhar raha tha...
"i am the last man on this planet....sala zindagi barbaad kar di maine apni....lekin fikar not , kal se daru ko hath tak nahi lagaunga....abey utho na, mujhe baat karne ka man kar raha hai..."
Maine Arun,Saurabh aur Rajshri Pandey ko bahut uthane ki koshish ki lekin wo teeno uthe nahi...thak haar kar main deewar ki tek lekar wapas baitha aur direct botal ko muh se laga liya...
"Amitabh Bachchan kahta hai ki daru peene se liver kharab hota hai, lekin sala yaha to liver hee kharab nahi ho rahaaaaaaaa...jabki...jabki..jab....Esha i love you, yar..pat jaa na yaar..chhod de us Gautam ko,..sala bahut bada kamina hai, mujhse pyar kar phhir dekh ki pyar kis chiz ka naam hai.sala meri to kismat hee jhand hai, mujhe pyar bhi us ladki se hua, jo dusare ke pyar me jaan dene ki koshish kar chuki hai...i..love you, Esha...love you...llloovvvee you..lloovvee...."isi ke sath mera bhi banta dhar ho gaya.....
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Update-209
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Waise to mere sath bahut saari dikkate judi hui hai lekin jaise sapne mujhe aate hai ,unki to baat hee alag hai...Main zindagi me sabse jyada teen baar dara hoon aur teeno baar main neend me tha.yani ki mere paas aise teen darawane sapne hai ,jo meri ab tak faad kar rakh dete hai....adhiktar sapne me dekhe gaye incident hosh me aane ke baad yaad nahi rahte ,lekin jin teen sapno ki baat main kar raha hoon, unka har ek pal jehan me aise basa hai jaise wo aam sapna na hokar (a+ b )²=a²+ 2ab +b² ka formula ho....bole to full yaad hai...
mere top three horrible dream me third number aata hai 'A Dead dream' ka jiske baare me aap sab jaante hee hoge...dusara number aata hai ,us sapne ka jisme main raat ko achanak kisi jungle me hota hoon aur bas bhagta rahta hoon, phhir achanak mujhe ek mandir dikhta hai ,jaha kuchh log aadmiyo ki bali de rahe the....jab main bhag kar waha pahuchta hoon to wo log mujhe dekh lete hai aur mujhe pakad kar rassi se bandh dete hai....us waqt waha us mandir me kul chaar log the jinke chehre mujhe aaj tak yaad hai...un charo me se ek , ek aadmi ka gala halaal karta hai aur mujhe kahta hai ki "agli baari teri hai ,taiyar ho ja...."aur uske baad fatak se meri neend khul jati hai aur ye sab sapna tha ,iske liye main uparwale ka dil hee dil me shukriya ada karta hoon....three horrible dream ki is list me first number par jo sapna hai usme maine khud ko marte hue dekha hai aur main bata nahi sakta ki khud ko marte hue dekhna kaisa lagta hai...i think i should start a thread with title'My horrible dreams'
Well, main ye bakwas isliye kar raha hoon kyunki us raat jab main pelam-pel daru peekar...deewar ka sahara lekar soya tha to mujhe sapne me Atindra dikha....ye mere sath aisa pahli baar ho raha tha ki jab koyi dream jo main pahle dekh chuka hoon , wo dobara se mujhe dikhayi de raha tha...matlab ki jis sapne ko maine 5 saal pahle dekha tha, wo repeat ho raha tha....scene wahi tha, main neend se utha to shaam ho chuki thi aur hostel me shor macha hua tha, pahle ki tarah maine is baar bhi khud ko kosa ki main itni der tak kaise sota raha aur phhir jis taraf halla mach raha tha us taraf bhaga ,jaha bathroom me Atindra ki body latki hui thi...uske baad meri neend khuli aur scene ab bhi bilkul waisa hee tha ,jaise ki 5 saal pahle tha...mere hosh me aate hee mera ghutna deewar par jor se takraya tha.
Waise kahne ko to sab kuchh waisa hee tha aur meri fat bhi waisi hee rahi thi lekin isme ek baat jo nayi thi wo ye ki mujhe abki baar maloom tha ki ye ek sapna hai aur sirf ek sapna....jaisa ki mere is 'A Dead dream' ki ending 5 saal pahle hui thi , waisi ab bhi ho rahi thi ,yani ki jis hall me main khana kha raha tha waha se sabhi ladke achanak hee eka-ek gayab ho gaye aur mera wo marhoom dost zameen me bikhare hue anaaj ke dano ko apne hatho se bator raha tha.....
"Arman..."apni laal aankho se usne mujhe dekha....
"tang aa chuka hoon is MC se, BC jab dekho tab tapak padta hai...."mera ye bolna mere sapne me ye dusari nayi chiz thi, jo 5 saal pahle nahi hua tha....
"tu Atindra...main teri maa chod dunga ,yadi dobara mujhe kabhi dikha to...BC har chiz ki koyi limit hoti hai .beta abhi hostel ke laundo ko bulwakar teri rooh ka rape kar dunga....aur ye tu jo khana bator raha hai use kya apne gand me bharega, chal nikal ,lawda mujhe darane aaya hai...."haste hue maine sapne me kaha aur idhar dusari taraf neend me haste hue meri neend khuli.....
"ab kabhi nahi aayega BC sapne me, finally i won..."hath uthate maine khud ko shabashi di aur uth kar khada hua....
Abhi sirf 6 baje the ,isliye maine jacket taana aur ek cigarette jala kar hostel ke bahar aa gaya....Hostel ke bahar aakar main sadak par chalte hue girls hostel ki taraf badha....
waise to meri neend 9 baje ke pahle kabhi nahi khulti thi lekin aaj jab main subah 6 baje uthkar bahar aaya to mujhe mere college ke baare me kuchh alag hee chize maloom hui, jaise ki hostel ki kuchh ladkiya ,shorts pahankar subah-subah daudane jaati hai....kuchh ladkiya apne sport ki practice bhi karti hai ,jinme ladke bhi shamil rahte hai.....
"ab samjha sala ki aise chutiya log maal kaise pata lete hai...ye fale, subah-subah ladkiyo ke hath me apna lund thama dete hai jise ladkiya tham bhi leti hai....BC kal se main bhi subah 6 baje uthkar practice me jaunga...ek na ek to zaroor pategi..."
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Hostel ke bahar main taqriban aadha ghanta tak tahalta raha aur phhir wapas hostel aa gaya...hostel aakar maine Arun aur Saurabh ko bhi apna ye plan bataya ,lekin unhone saaf mana kar diya ki wo 6 baje nahi uthenge,,..
"beta ,yadi subah 6 baje Katrina Kaif apna chut bhi dikha rahi ho na tab bhi main nahi jaunga....9 baje uthna mera janmsiddh adhikar hai,jise koyi nahi chheen sakta "Arun toothpaste ungali se ghiste hue bola"aur lawde ,aaj college se aate time yaad dilana brush lena hai..."
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College me sab kuchh baki din ki tarah normal hee hua siway meri aur Aradhna ki baat-chit ke aalawa...matlab maine usase pahli baar chhutt kaha ki main uske sath sex karna chahta hoon aur usne bhi full josh ke sath haan kaha aur phhir time fix ho gaya....time lunch ke baad ka tha aur venue Avadhesh ka room tha, Avadhesh ek flat lekar college ke hee kuchh ladko ke sath rahta tha...Avadhesh ne mujhe lunch me hee apne flat ka address ,flat ki key ke sath diya aur kaha ki college khatm hone ke tak main apna kaam nipta loon aur ye baat main kisi ko na batau, khaskar ke uske flat partners ko......
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"tujhe Aids vagerah to nahi hai na..."Avadhesh aur uske dosto ke flat me pahuchkar maine Aradhna se puchha....
hum dono flat ke andar aaye aur maine darwaza lock kiya....
"tum ye sab kyun puchh rahe ho..."
"kyunki main condom nahi laya...."
"to tumhe dar hai ki yadi mere jariye tumhe aids hua to tum mar jaoge..."
"dar mujhe marne ka nahi hai janeman...dar mujhe aids hone ke baad ki life ka hai...."apna pant utarte hue maine kaha....
"mere kapde tum utaroge ya main khud utaru..."bistar par lete hue Aradhna boli...
"uski fikar tum bilkul mat karo ,wo to main utar hee lunga, lekin pahle ye bata ki muh me legi kya....bahut maza aayega.....mujhe aur shayad tujhe bhi..."
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Update-210
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"uski fikar tum bilkul mat karo ,wo to main utar hee lunga, lekin pahle ye bata ki muh me legi kya....bahut maza aayega.....mujhe aur shayad tujhe bhi..."
"maine pahle hee kaha hai siiirrr..."bistar par uthkar baithte hue Aradhna boli...
waise to main koyi dariyadil insaan nahi hoon lekin ye bolte hue Aradhna ne jaise apna muh banaya use dekhkar maine socha hatao yaar, agli baar kar lenge waise bhi abhi to aadha 8th semester baki hai.....
"okay..."bolkar main bhi uske barabar bistar me baitha aur Aradhna ko dekhne laga....
Waise to mere paas logic, tricks ka pitara hai .lekin Google maharaj ki kripa se main thoda bahut eye reading bhi kar leta hoon,jo ki adhiktar sahi nahi hoti ,lekin kabhi-kabhi sach hoti hai....Aradhna is waqt mujhe dekhkar kaanp rahi thi.Maine uski taraf dekha wo thoda sa ghabrayi hui thi , jaise ki ye uska first time ho....
"iske pahle kiya hai..."
"na...mm haan...ek baar..."
"great..."thoda ,peechhe hat kar maine puchha"kaha, kab ,kiske sath..."
"wo...gaanv me ek ladke ne jabarjasti ki thi khet me...."kanpte hue Aradhna boli...
"too bad, uske baad kya hua..."
"uske baad main sirf badnaam hui aur kuchh nahi hua...."
"aisa kya..."iske baad maine aage kuchh nahi puchha ,kyunki maine andaza laga liya tha ki jis ladke ne Aradhna ke sath jabarjasti chudayi machayi thi ,wo koyi bade baap ka launda hoga aur phhir ya to un logo ne Aradhna ke baap ko dhamki di hogi ya phhir paise....filhaal main yaha Aradhna ka dil bahlaane nahi aaya tha isliye main is topic me aur na ghuste hue ,Aradhna ki taraf ghusa....
"ok, let's start Arman, chod de isko ab..."maine khud se kaha aur Aradhna ke honth ki taraf apne honth slowly motion me badhaye...ki tabhi Aradhna ne apna chehra upar kiya....
Maine Aradhna ko dekha aur phhir wo soch kya rahi hai ye janne ke liye maine uski aankho me dekha....Aradhna is waqt kisi uljhan me nahi thi ki wo mujhe roke ya nahi ,balki wo to puri tarah taiyar thi aur na hee use kisi bhi tarah ki jhijhak thi...lekin ek ghabrahat uski aankho ko dhak kar baithi hui thi...aur mera ye samajh paana ki Aradhna kya soch rahi hai, bahut mushqil ho gaya,isliye maine thode der ke liye apne dimag ko aaram diya aur wapas Aradhna ke hontho ki taraf badha...is baar main safal hua aur kuchh der ki shanti ke baad Aradhna ke honth bhi harkat karne lage,phhir meri tarah ekdum se tez ho gaye....
Aradhna ke hontho ko apne hontho se masalte hue hee maine use bistar par neeche litaya aur main khud uske upar aa gaya...hum dono ki ye lip kissing ka programme beech-beech me rukta aur phhir thodi der tak ek-dusare ko dekhkar phhir shuru ho jata....
ab main Aradhna ke upar puri tarah se sama gaya aur apne hath se kabhi uski chhatiyo ko masalta to kabhi uski choot ko...main jab bhi Aradhna ki choot ko uske jeans ke upar se sahlata to wo thoda uchhal jati thi aur apne jaangho ko idhar-udhar karke apni choot ko chhipane ki koshish karti....lekin jab maine uske jeans ke hook ko khola to wo shant ho gayi. usne kiss ka reply dena bhi band kar diya aur phhir se apni ajeeb nazaro se mujhe dekhne lagi....
"what..."Aradhna ko is tarah dekhta hua paakar maine puchha...
"kuchh nahi..."
"mujhe maloom tha..."bolkar maine Aradhna ki jeans uske ghutno tak neeche khiska di aur uski panty ke andar hath daal kar uski choot sahlane laga....sath me wo world famous kaam bhi kiya jise log 'ungali karna ' kahte hai
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Aradhna ki jeans ghutno tak neeche khiska kar aur panty ke andar hath daalkar uski chut sahlate hue, uski chut me ungali karte hue maine apne dusare hath se uske top ko upar gardan tak chadha diya aur bra ke upar se hee uske boobs par muh ferne laga....
Aradhna ki choot se pahle sirf deepika mam ki choot me maine ungali ki thi aur us waqt mujhe achanak uski yaad aane lagi thi....Aradhna bhale hee ,deepika ki tarah hot maal na ho lekin Aradhna ki choot,deepika ki choot se kayi guna mast thi, ye maine ungali karte waqt hee jaan liya tha....
Aradhna ke upar se main ek baar phhir utha aur uski jeans jo ki ghutno me atki thi use pairo ke beech se pura nikala...yahi kaam maine uski panty ke sath bhi kiya, aur Aradhna ko peechhe palta kar uski bra bhi utar kar fek diya aur Aradhna ke upar abki baar nanga chadh gaya...ab hum dono hee bina kapde ke thi aur Aradhna ko smooching karte waqt mera lund kabhi uski chut se touch hota to kabhi uski jangho se...kuchh der tak aisa hee karte rahne ke baad Aradhna ne apne hath se apni choot ko failaya aur mujhe ishara kiya....
"thank you..."kahte hue maine apna lund Aradhna ki choot ke muhane ke paas tikaya .
Sach batau to us waqt main bahut khush tha, pata nahi kyun par main tha....mujhe Aradhna se pyar nahi tha lekin phhir bhi main khush tha...bahut khush tha...
"do you really love me Arman....sir.."jab main apna lund,Aradhna ki choot me pelne wala tha ,tabhi usne puchha...
"yeah, ofcourse, i love you..."bolte hue maine apna lund Aradhna ki choot me ghusa diya aur apni aankhe band kar li...uske baad meri speed badhte samay ke sath badhti gayi aur jab maine apni aankhe kholi to dekha ki Aradhna ki bhi aankhe band thi...wo apne dono hatho se mujhe kaskar pakde hue the aur main lagatar apna lund uske choot ke andar-bahar kare jaa raha tha......humare is pure khel ke dauran Aradhna ne apni aankhe band karke rakhi hui thi aur usne apni aankhe tabhi kholi, jab ye khel khatm hua...aur usne ek baar phhir mujhse puchha...
"Do you really love me,Arman....Sir.."
Mujhe is tarah ke dekhne ke uske andaaz ne jaise pahli baar mujhe ye ahsaas karaya ki maine abhi kuchh galat kiya, kuchh aisa jo ki mujhe nahi karna chahiye tha.lekin phhir bhi maine kiya.....yahi sawal jab Aradhna ne mujhse pahli baar puchha tha,tab bhi bahut der nahi hui thi...yadi main khud par control karta aur ruk jaata to shayad wo kuchh nahi hota, jo ki hone wala tha....
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"apni bra,panty pahan aur chal...5 baje ke pahle hume pahuchna hai..."
"lekin abhi to sirf 3 baje hai..."apni panty ko apne jaangho ke beech phhansa kar Aradhna boli...
"to kya pure 4:59 me hee is room ko chhodegi....chal jaldi, mujhe kuchh kaam hai..."
"ok..chillate kyun ho..."
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Avadhesh ke room se nikalkar maine Aradhna ko hostel ke paas chhoda aur college pahuchkar bike aur room ki keys unke maliko ko transfer karke ,hostel ki taraf badha....
Itne dino baad apni pyaas shant karke main jaise khush ke maare foola nahi sama raha tha...dil kar raha tha ki nachte hue hostel jaun, pure raaste bhar patakhe fodu...lekin filhaal maine aisa kuchh nahi kiya kyunki is waqt main college me tha, jaha meri bahut izzat thi....
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"Mujhko hilane de,do boond tapkane de...
apni choot me mujhe lauda ghusane de...
yo..
chud rahi hai na tu, chod raha hoon main....
chud rahi hai na tu...tu..tu..."Esha ko saamne dekhkar main ruka....
Esha ko saamne dekhkar ek pal me to mujhe jaise heart attack hee aa gaya ki ye maine kya kah diya ,lekin phhir yaad aaya ki main to gunguna raha tha, use kaha se sunayi dega...yesss...chal beta ,Arman...role me aaja...
"tummm...shayad meri die hard fan hogi, jo ki mera autograph lene ke liye kal se is raste par khadi hogi...pata nahi log mera ek autograph paane ke liye na jaane kya-kya karte hai...lao ,pen...copy do..."
"ho gayi nautanki...ab chale, Chhatrapal sir ne bulaya hai..."
"why ? I'm not interested..."
"look..."
"looking..."
"seedhe se chalte ho ya main jaakar Chhatrapal sir ko bol doon ki Arman ko farewell party ki anchoring karne me koyi interest nahi hai..."
"ek minute...pata nahi mere kaan kyun baj rahe hai...mujhe abhi anchoring word sunayi diya...wo kya hai na ki golden jubilee ke function me anchoring na kar paane ka sadma jo mujhe laga tha, uska asar abhi tak hai...khair tum bolo, kya bol rahi thi..."
"hey bhagwan....ab ise kaise samjhaun..."
"kyun khali-fokat me bhagwan ka gala daba rahi ho...ye lo mera number 7415****** . Aur jab bhi koyi problem ho,mujhe call kar lena...abhi main chalta hoon ,kyunki aadhe ghante baad meri America ke liye flight hai...."Esha ke dimag ka bharta banakar main aage badha ,lekin phhir socha ki ek punch aur maara jaye ,isliye main peechhe palatkar tez aawaz me bola"don't worry, main kal autograph de dunga....isliye ab yaha khadi mat raho,ghar jao,tumhare mammi-daddy pareshan ho rahe honge..."
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Esha ko puri tarah dharashayi karke gaana maine jaha chhoda tha ,use wahi se start kiya...
"chud rahi hai na tu, chod raha hoon main...."
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Update-211
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Esha ko puri tarah dharashayi karke gaana maine jaha chhoda tha ,use wahi se start kiya...
"chud rahi hai na tu, chod raha hoon main...."
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"le batana be ,tune kal Aradhna ko choda kya...."bhari utsukta ke sath Arun ne teesari bar puchha aur maine usi utsukta ke sath teesari baar bhi Arun ko taal diya.
"le batana be, gand mara kya....mujhe bhi dilana..."
"tu bose dk ,khana khane dega mujhe...."
"itna jhallata kyun hai, nahi batana to mat bata..."
"jab teen baar mana kar diya to samajh jana chahiye na ki main nahi batana chahta ,ab kya lawda main tere samne apne lund ki katha bachu...baklol..."
"tu gand mara aur tu..."dining table me door baithe ek ladke par baraste hue Arun chillaya"tu lawde roti pass karega ya sari gand me bharega...."
"to aakar le ja na, tevar kisko dikhata hai..."
"chup chap ,roti lekar idhar aa,warna jo haal tere room partner kaliye ka hai,wahi haal tera bhi karunga....."
Arun ke in alfaazo ne us ladke par jabarjast asar kiya aur us ladke ne thik waisa hee kiya jaisa ki Arun ne karne ko kaha tha.....
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"Arman bhai, main hostel chhod raha hoon...socha ki aapse milta chalu...."second year ka ek ladka mere saamne khade hokar bola....
"kyun be, tujhe kya hua...."
"bahut kuchh hua hai Arman bhai, ye sale seniors....jab bhi inka mood hota hai second year walo ko line me khada kar dete hai aur phhir jaanwaro ki tarah marte hai...galti humare batch se kisi ne bhi ki ho, maar sabko padti hai...kisi bhi senior ka mood kharab ho ,to maar padti hai, kisi MC ki MC girlfriend ne use kuchh kah diya to wo BKL aa jata hai apni *** chudane....yadi inko neend nahi aa rahi ho to tab bhi bhugatna hume hee padta hai aur ye sale tab tak hume thokte hai,jab tak inhe neend na aa jaye.BC ullu ki aaulad hai, do din se kutto ne sone nahi diya....ab raat bhar jaagkar ladka class jayega to class me neend aana lazimi hai aur yadi by chance class me jhapki marte hue kisi teacher ne dekh liya to phhir uski ram-kahani alag......abhi kal ki hee baat hai ,aaj midterm tha to main 1 baje tak padhkar so raha tha ki 2 baje wo chutiya mahant aakar mujhe marne laga aur jab maine usase puchha ki kyun maar raha hai to bolta hai ki aise hee maar raha hoon...BC ye kya tamasha hai, humlog bhi insaan hai ,koyi randi ki chut nahi jo koyi bhi aaye aur chod ke chala jaye.....mere baap ne bahut kaha tha ki math mat le, mat le...lekin nahi lawda humko hee ramanujan banne ka bada shauk tha ,aur aaj wo shauk,bade shaan se utar raha hai..."
Pahle to main uski baat sunkar bahut hansa lekin jab Arun ne ishara karke chup rahne ko kaha to main aise serious hua jaise ki mujhpar kisi ne gun taan ke rakhi ho aur bol raha ho ki"le beta ab haskar dikha...."
"tu kahna kya chahta hai....tu kahi ka turramkhan hai kya...sabko ye jhelna padta hai ,BC kya humne nahi jhela ye sab...beta humara time par to nanga karke chhat par le jate the aur line me khada karake ek-dusare ke lulli hath me pakadwa kar bolte the...lo beta train chalao...."usko baithakar Arun bade shaan se bola, jabki isme shaan wali koyi baat nahi thi....
"baat wo nahi hai ki usne mujhe mara....lekin usne mujhe neend se uthakar mara ,baat ye hai....saaman mera sab pack hai, bas aapko batane aaya tha...."
"na dil pe le ,na muh me le...lund me le aur jaakar apna saaman wapas rakh de..."
"fayda kya, aaj raat phhir koyi dusara aayega aur phhir marega..."
"to humlog mar gaye hai kya...ab se koyi bhi aaye to bol dena ki Mr.Arman se mil le..."
"tu kya kahi ka topchand hai jo tera naam le...mera naam lena be...bol dena ki'yadi tum logo ne mujhe chhua bhi to Arun tumlogo ki mother fucking kar dega...."
"Arman bolna be, jyada power hai is naam me....Is jhatue ko to koyi pahchanta bhi nahi..."
"yadi tune iska naam liya,to agle din se main tujhe marunga..."
"idhar sun be..."Arun ka hath marod kar maine kaha"A r u n= 4 letter aur A R M A N=5 letter...mere naam me jyada dam hai...tu ja apna saaman wapas wahi rakh de jaha se uthaya tha....baki main dekh lunga...."
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Us ladke ke jane ke baad Arun ne phhir se Aradhna ka topic chheda...
"yar Aradhna ki chut dilana, ek khamba dunga...."
" duniya chand par pahuch gayi aur tu abtak choot par atka hua hai....chal jaldi ,college ke liye late ho rahe hai..."
Humlog ekdum time par college pahuche the ya phhir kahe ki thoda pahle hee pahuch gaye the...teacher laapata tha isliye timepass karne ke liye idhar-udhar ki faltu baate kar rahe the...jaise ki'abey us ladki ki gand dekh choda-choda kar chutad ka chabutara bana diya hai...randi hai lawdi..maa-baap ne yaha b.tech karne bheja hai aur ye yaha c.tech kar rahi hai....."
Meri nazar ek dusari ladki ki gand par ja tiki aur mere muh se anmol vachan nikalne hee wale the ki darwaje par dastak hui aur kisi ne mera naam pukara.....main us samay full josh me tha isliye bina darwaje ki taraf dekhe main ye bol gaya ki'baad me aana time nahi hai' lekin phhir mujhe laga ki ye aawaz kisi ladki ki hai aur phhir mere sixth sense ne mujhe us aawaz ki pahchan Esha ke roop me karati,tab meri fati aur main dheere-dheere, slow motion me apna pyara sa mukhda darwaje ki taraf kiya aur khada hokar Arun par chillaya...
"bola na be tujhe ki baad me ye sab batana ,abhi mere paas time nahi hai...Esha tum ek min. ruko,main abhi aaya...."
(ye pakka aaj mujhe i love you bolegi, i know she loves me, lekin kahne me sharmati hai...how sweet )
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