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Update-200(Sachin)



Govind-Haan toh Kahaan hai AP?

Rakesh-Tera Baap hai woh Baap kuttey ki mout marega tujhe woh..

Govind - Woh toh Baad ki Baat Hai and unfortunately woh dekhne k liye tu jinda nahi rahega..

Uske Baad wahaan ek goli chali.. Rakesh gaya humlog Gaadi Mein they or udhar he Jaa rahe they lekin ab koi faayda nahi tha wohlog Jaa chuke honge..

Main-Roukk le Gaadi they'll be long gone..

Chang - Yep..

Main-But jaaenge Kahaan ek kaam karo mujhe waapis ghar drop karo and tumlog inke farmhouse par najar rakho wahaan toh aana he paddega unko kyunki unke Saare documents wagairaah uss farmhouse Mein he hain toh wahaan toh jaaenge he wohlog.. Roorkee se bahaar abhi Jaa nahi shaktey wohlog toh dekh lenge kabtak bhaagenge.
Mujhe unke through unke boss takk pohanchana tha warna inn dono ko toh main literally kabhi bhi thok shakta tha..

Chang ne mujhe ghar drop kiya and woh log nikale wahaan se, ghar jaatey he main turant sogaya bc painkillers kam karne padenge bahot nind aarahi hai bhenchod nind nahi behonshi he lagaalo fuck, lekin painkiller bandh kiye toh dard Gand maardega bc. Ab meri aankh khulli subah mere mobile k bajjne se jo Principal kaa tha maine uthaya..

Prin-Hey Ankit how are you??

Main-I am ok sir bus thodi tabiyat kharaab hai.

Prin-Oh good to hear tum theek ho. Listen aaj college Mein PTM hai and Tumhaara aana bahot jaruri hai kyunki kaafi parents ki request hai ki tumse millein woh, toh tumhe aana he hoga Ankit..

Main-OK sir aajaaunga main..

Prin-Great.. 8 am it starts..

Main-I'll be a little late but I'll be there..

Prin-Sure..

Call disconnected..

Bc chala Jaata hun college Yahaan raha toh fir behonh ho jaaunga itana aalash theek nahi hai issliye main utha kapdey change karne laga. Mere sareer Mein bahot chot lagi thi but dikhne laayak nahi thi sirr Mein danda laga tha woh bhi baal set karne k Baad dikhne waala nahi tha issliye maine kapdey change kiye then painkillers liye and Gaadi leke nikala college k liye parking Mein aaya toh bc kaafi bheed thi aaj parents wagairaah kaafi aae they. Ab wahaan pohanchtey-2 mera sir Dard karne laga tha bc and chakkar bhi aarahe they painkillers ki wajah se obviously, issliye maine Akshay ko call kiya woh lawda college jarur aaya hoga, ussne phone uthaya..

Main-Kahaan hai lawde??

Akshay-College sir..

Main-Ek kaam kar main woh meeting Mein Jaa raha hun Jahaan bc pura din lagega ab tujhe karna ye hai ki harr 1 - 1.5 ghantey Mein wahaan andar mere pass aana or bolna ki mujhe bahaar koi bula raha hai tab main bolunga 2 minutes Mein aaya Iss bich tujhe ek toh kadak chaaye and 1 cigarette leke parking Mein pohanchana hai.. Karlega??

Akshay-Aapka hukmum sarr aankhon par sir.. Dont worry..

Main-Bhullne kaa nahi..

Call disconnected.. Ab main andar hall Mein gaya toh bc wahaan bahot Saare parents aaye they chud gaya pura din aaj kaa toh ab maine apna Naam dhunda and wahaan chair par Jaake baitha toh bc mere se milne bahot Saare parents aaye they. Mere aatey he silsila suru hua jo bc bahut boring tha kaisa hai mera beta, meri beti padhne Mein kaisi hai, mera beta ye hai meri beti woh bhenchod pakka diya then finally Akshay aaya mere pass same line boli ussne ki mujhe bahaar bulaaya hai uske Baad maine usko bola 2 minutes Mein aaya then woh gaya or 2 minutes baad main sabko excuse me bolke 100 ki speed se parking Mein gaya Jahaan Akshay Chaaye liye khadda tha hum dono meri Gaadi Mein baithe cigarette jalaai chaaye ki chuski Lee toh bhenchod bhayanak kadak chaaye thi dimag khull gaya ek baar toh Waah.. Finally kuch toh raahat milli..

Main-Gajab aisa ek do baar or kardey nihaal he kardega...

Akshay-Sure sir..

Main waapis andar gaya and fir meeting continue ki then ghantey bharr k baad Akshay fir aaya and main fir gaya.. Kand karke waapis aaya fresh mood k sath and then continue kiya. Third time fir aisa he hua Akshay mujhe bulaake gaya and main parking Mein gaya usase chaaye Lee he thi ki wahaan 4 bandey aaye ab mujhe laga honge koi gandu lekin woh maadarchod mujhe he ghurrne lage wahaan khaddey hoke..

Main-Yess???

Aadmi1-Remember me?? I am Sachin...

Main-Kon Sachin?? Oh neha kaa fiance... Hi usko lene aaya hai??

Sachin-Nahi tujhe kuch sikhane aaya hun..

Main - Kya?? A Akshay Jaake Neha mam ko bulaake laa toh..

Sachin-Uske piche chuppne se bachega nahi..

Akshay gaya wahaan se iska ilaaj bhi karna padega but Pehle Neha ko situation samjhaake , ye naa ho bc mujhe he ulta padd jaae ye sab..

Sachin-Tujhe kya laga tha Sachin toh chutiya hai.

Main-Nahi not at all kabhi nahi laga but aaj sure hogaya ki tu chutiya hai..

Tab Wahan Akshay k sath Neha aai..

Neha-Sachin what the hell are you doing here?? I told you it's over..

Main-Wait what?? Breakup hochuka tumhara?? What the hell..

Neha-Yeah because he is a lying scumbag who doesn't know how to treat women..

Sachin-Or you are a lying whore who sleeps with everyone behind my back..

Main-No no no no.. Stop that.. Ye Yahaan kabse tera wait kar rahi thi faithfully jabki tu abroad Mein najaane kitani ladkiyon k sath so chuka hoga and Tu isse whore bol raha hai?? Aise thodi chalega..

Sachin-Yeah she is a whore.. And ab tujhe bataunga main kya hota hai if you touch my women..

Neha-Just leave ok.. Just leave.. Or I'll call the police..

Main-Don't worry about the police Neha ye tumhe kabhi disturb nahi karega..

Ye sun ab ummein se ek bandey ne apne hathon Mein pehney knuckle dusters bhenchod ab thoda serious hona padega kyunki ye ek punch lag gaya toh haddi tutt jaaegi..

Main-Akshay meri chaaye pakkad toh.

Akshay - Hell no sir itane time Baad moukka milla hai main toh hath saaf karunga.. Mam ko dedo..

Itane Mein woh knuckle dusters waala banda aage aaya mujhe punch maarna caaha main bacha and uss cup Mein se chaaye maari uske munh k Uppar woh chilaatey hue gaya piche bikes k Uppar se niche girra or girrtey he Akshay jhapta uske Uppar ye dekh dusara banda aage aaya lekin usse aage aane he naa diya maine Pehle he di kick uske pait Mein woh wahin jukh gaya or jukhtey he maine maari laat uski taang k Uppar woh niche girra and girrtey he maara maine uske munh k Uppar bhayanak punch saale kaa thobda futt gaya ye dekh k 3rd banda toh literally Bhaag gaya wahaan se dikha he nahi bc tab Sachin darrta darrta aage aaya ussne mujhe punch maarna caaha jisse maine left hand se pakkada or right hand se diya uske munh k Uppar ek bahot he bhayanak punch woh bhenchod apne ghutano par girra tab maari maine laat uske munh k Uppar ek dum sahi jagah par saale ki naak tutt gayi hogi woh niche girr padda or girrtey he maine di uski ribs k Uppar ek or bhayanak laat saale ki ribs gayi woh chilaaya main keval ek he foot use kar raha tha dusari par pressure nahi daal raha tha agar daal deta toh uske stitches again tutt jaatey and khoon khoon hojaata bc.. Ab woh niche girra baawlon ki tarah pair maarne laga and finally ek Gaadi kaa sahara leke uthne laga ab woh apne hath bonut par rakh k uth raha tha Jahaan mujhe dikhi solid opportunity or maine Bhaag k maari usske ussi hath k bichon bich ek jordaar laat woh bhenchod kaa munh laga Gaadi k Uppar and woh Gand faad chilaatey hue niche girra Matlab uska hath tutt chukka tha ab woh second banda utha or bhaagne laga lekin bich Mein main tha..

Main-Aise kaise bhosdk leke Jaa inko..

Ye sun ussne Sachin ko uthaya Akshay ne bhi first bandey ko laal bana diya tha usko chhoda ussne..

Main-Sun be aajke Baad Neha k aas pass bhi aaya naa toh itana maardunga bc ki doctor bhi samjh naa Paaega Kahaan se jodde tereko..

Ye sun woh banda un dono ko leke 100 ki speed se bhaaga wahaan se.. Ye bhi jaruri tha bhenchod isko bahot din se chull machi thi maadarchod.. Ab mitt jaaegi..

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Update-201(He is Smart)



Neha-Ankit kya jarurat thi ye sab karne ki..

Main-I hate when people disrespect my friends.. Also he doesn't deserve you so sahi kiya tumne isko chhodke..

Neha-Thanks for the confidence..

Ye bolke ussne mujhe hug kiya..

Main-No problem.. Chalo tum aata hun main..

Ye sun woh mujhse alag hui or wahan se bahaar nikal gayi..

Akshay-J Baat sir..

Main-Nahi be keval friend hai woh.. Sochna bhi matt kuch.. Laa cigarette de..

Akshay-Lo.. Chaaye laaun?

Main-Naa..

Maine Sutta piya wahaan and waapis aaya abki baar maine sabko jaldi jaldi niptaaya bus Haan naa Mein nikaala sabko.. And finally dopehar 3 baje takk main free hogaya tha.. Chaaye or cigarettes ne mere sirr Dard ko durr rakha jo achhi Baat thi.. And finally main free hoke parking ki side aaraha tha ki wahaan mujhe Mukesh or Vikash dikh gaye unke sath Mukesh kaa bapu bhi tha jisase main mill chuka hun Pehle, inspector hai woh, still uniform Mein tha woh..

Main-Arrey aao aao Kahaan gayab they?? Acha papa bhi aaye hain..

Inspector - Namaste Ankit ji..

Main-Namaste inspector sahab kaise hain aap??

Insp-Bus same busy.. Sorry actually main ptm Mein aane waala tha but late hogaya main..

Main-Koi dikkat nahi hai main yahan hun Baaki jiss teacher se millna hain woh bhi mill he jaayenge..

Insp-Mujhe toh bus aapse he millna hai.. Neha bitiya se main mill he leta hun harr ek do din Mein..

Main-I see i see.. Chinta matt kijiye yelog bahot he acha kar rahe hain dono he bahot acha..Ab toh cigarette bandh he kardi hongi??

Mukesh-Ji sir.. Jaisa aapka hukkam tha..

Insp-Arrey ab toh yelog pure rules waale hogaye hain time se sona time se Khaana khelna kuddana.. And all..

Main-Wahi toh main bola tha inko ki padhaai toh koi bhi karlega lekin Pehle khudko sambhaalo woh jaruri hai..

Insp-Wahi main kabse sikhaana caah raha tha inko lekin ye nahi sudhare but aapne sudhaar diya..

Main-Ji ji bataaya toh tha maine mere favourite log hain ye Yahaan par toh inke liye kuch bhi.. Aap Kahaan busy chal rahe hain Aajkal??

Insp-Bus yahi chal raha hai log Marr rahe hain daily kon Maar raha hai kyun Maar raha hai koi idea nahi hai bus drugs related hai ye maalum hai..

Main-I see i see.. Well keep doing what you are doing sir. Always a pleasure..

Insp-Same sir same.. Thanks for taking the time..

Main-Ji.. Anytime..

Mukesh-Paa humlog sir k sath chale jaayenge ghar aapko duty par jaaana hoga..

Main-Yeah ofcourse aao aao..

Main un dono k sath nikala college se unko ghar drop kiya and ghar aaya kuch derr ki nind lee shyam ko utha Chang and Ami still woh farmhouse par najar rakhe hue they.. Maine unke pass call kiya...

Chang-Nothing till now boss. Bus Ek budhiya nokaraani hai 70+ age hogi ye maid hai unki iski details nikaali toh sab clean hai.. Then ek newspaper waala aata hai jo bahaar se he paper faink deta hai then ek dudh waala aata hai and uske Baad kachre waala in teeno kaa picha kiya maine toh yelog normal job kartey hain apni ghar ghar jaatey hain sab clean tha boss..

Main-Don't worry aayenge jarur aana he padega dusara option he naa hai.

Chang-Yeah I know.. Aayenge toh dharr lenge..

Main-Yess. Ek minute cut kar toh Minister Manoj kaa call aaraha hai.

Call disconnected..
Manoj kaa call aaraha tha toh maine uthaya..

Manoj-Ankit news on karo jaldi.. Bahot he urgent hai..

Main-OK..

Main bahaar hall Mein aaya tv on kiya jo already news par he tha or headline dekhte he mere munh se nikala "Oh Maadarchod"..

Kyunki Saamne meri news chal rahi thi.. Saamne screen par news waale ek video clip chala rahe they jisme Govind Bose mere baare Mein bol raha tha..

Anchor-Ji nahi ye koi majaak yaa fir koi fake news nahi hai ye video clip abhi 15 minute Pehle he social media par viral hui hai isme jo shaks aapko dikh raha hai woh koi or nahi mashoor criminal Govind Bose hai jinki mout kaafi saal Pehle hogayi thi lekin ab ye saaf hai ki woh jinda hain.. Or isase bhi shocking news aapko abhi milne waali hai ji Haan aaplog khud he dekhiye ye clip..

Video chali jissme Govind baitha tha akela..

Govind-Hello Uttarakhand bhull toh nahi gaye honge mujhe??Kyunki bhullne waale toh kaam he nahi kiye they maine.. Hahahaahh.. So jaisa ki tumlog dekh rahe ho main jinda hun mujhe kabhi kuch hua he nahi tha ye sab fake tha. So tum soch rahe hoge Kahaan Bhaag gaya tha main kya kar raha tha main toh iska Jawaab dedun, Main yahin tha Roorkee Mein Yahaan se kabhi gaya he nahi tha main kya kar raha tha?? Jo kaam adhura reh gaya tha usko pura kar raha tha or kar bhi liya.. Pichle 6 saal se tumlogon ne jo bhi drug related news suni hai woh mujhse related thi woh mere through he hua tha Uttarakhand kaa drug game mere under chal raha tha or chal he raha hai or koi kuch nahi kar paaya koi bhi nahi.. Aaj Uttarakhand kaa harr drug addict mere drugs leta hai i ended the competition a while ago now its me and only me. Lekin ye reason nahi hai mere tumsab k Saamne aane kaa woh reason toh mujhse bhi important hai bahot important actually inn sab k bich mujhe kuch aisa mill gaya jisse India kaa almost harr ek criminal dhund raha hai ji Haan.AP kaa Naam toh sabne suna he hoga bhalla kissne nahi suna hoga AP the great some people call him, North India kaa sabse bada cehra ji Haan. Usse obviously tadipaar kardiya gaya uske state se uski family ne he kiya obviously toh ab uske piche kuch nahi bacha naa Naam naa paisa naa family ki power so woh chipp gaya obviously kyunki harr criminal maarna caaahta hai usko obviously main bhi yahi caaahta hun ye nahi ki ussne mera kuch bigaad liya yaa kuch bigaad lega woh . Toh sab soch rahe hain woh Kahaan hai?? Main batata hun woh Roorkee Mein he hai sahi suna apni Roorkee Mein ye hai uski current Photo..

Ye bolke ussne meri current photo show ki camera par..

Govind-Ab Kahaan hai Roorkee Mein kaise hai ye dhundana dusaron kaa kaam hai but remember akela hai woh or uski jindagi kitani kimati hai ye sabko pata hai so thank me latter..

And video over hogayi..

Anchor-Toh suna aaplogon ne 2-2 shocking news milli hain Iss video clip se.. AP humari Roorkee Mein kyun?? Kaise?? Or Kahaan hai?? Waise Roorkee Mein rehna koi illegal nahi hai lekin fir bhi AP ko sab jaante he hain woh bina koi reason kahin bhi nahi Jaata toh unke Yahaan aane ki kya wajah hogi?? Or sabse bada issue Govind bose jinda hai or kissi ko kuch bhi nahi pata police, cbi, ncb and state government inn sab k pass kya koi Jawaab hoga?? Drugs ko kaise rokkenge ab State Government..

Manoj-Suna?? AP..

Maine Dhyaan diya toh phone still on he tha..

Main-Yeah..

Manoj-Ye sab kyun kiya ussne?? Itana risk kyun liya ussne..

Main-Risk toh lena he tha bahot he jyaada bada game khel gaya woh mere piche ab bahot log padd jaayenge jisase main usase durr hojaaunga or woh sab end karke nikal jaaega aisa plan hai uska.

Manoj-Lekin ye kaam woh bina apni identity dikhaae bhi toh kar shakta tha toh kyun Saamne aaya woh??

Main-Iske bhi kaafi reasons hain first toh usse public k Saamne toh aana he tha kyunki ab woh Andrew's k liye kaam karne waala hai or uske liye isko public k andar apna khouff bharna hai log bhull chuke they isko lekin ab sab sochenge ye kaise hogaya or ye itana aage pohanch gaya isase iski image ban jaaegi issne apni biwi k jinda hone kaa jikarr nahi kiya kyunki agar dobara past jaisi situation aai toh iski biwi ko kon dhundega?? Koi nahi.. Then agar ye bina identity dikhaae mere Yahaan aane ki khabar failaata toh kon vishwas karta?? Koi bhi nahi aisi news rojj aati hain mere baare Mein Kabhi main Delhi Mein hota hun kabhi Mumbai kabhi Pune kabhi Chennai etcetra.. toh iski Baat kon maanta?? Lekin ab sab maanenge.. Toh isse public k Saamne aana toh tha he sath sath meri aisi taisi bhi kardi issne..

Mera phone baar baar beep beep kar raha tha kyunki ek sath kaafi calls aarahe they Neha kaa Principal kaa Mukesh and Vikash kaa bhi.. Yaani inko bhi pata lag gaya tha..

Manoj-Toh issne ye kyun chupaya ki tumne iska empire khatam kardiya??

Main-Kyunki ye aisa karta toh public mere sath jaati sabko pata hai ye drugs kaa business karta hai toh maine jo kiya woh acha he kiya kisske Kehne par kiya?? Obviously Tumhaare Kehne par kiya isase Tumhaari party ko or public support millta bahot jyaada or aisa karne par mere dushman jo ab mere piche aaenge ye news sunke woh samjh jaate ki mere piche nahi Jaa shaktey kyunki State government mere sath hai.. Toh isme Usska koi faayda nahi tha issliye ussne keval ye kaha main Yahaan hun then ye news obviously Andrew's talk bhi gayi hai toh agar ye bolta ki maine uska empire khatam kardiya toh Andrew's leta he nahi isko kyunki aisa toh Namit bhatt tha he jisko maine end kardiya Andrew's ko Namit jaisa nahi Namit se laakh gunna better banda caahiye jo ye banke dikha raha hai but hai nahi.. He is smart very very very smart.. Sab plan karke kiya hai ussne..

Manoj-Then ab kya kiya jaae??

Main-sabse Pehle toh college waalon ko calm karna padega unko new story deni padegi..

Manoj- Woh toh hojaaega Actually college mein 70% shares apne ex health minister K hain Yaad hai bataaya tha unke baare Mein??

Main-Haan Haan jo Tumhaare sath tha jab tumlogon ne Govind kaa parda faash kiya tha..

Manoj-Haan party k liye ussne apni post Chhod di thi mera bahot acha dost hai toh main principal ko bula lunga or kya kehna hai tum kehna apni Baat maanani he padegi unko..

Main-Ek kaam karo aap Principal ko call karo usko or ek Neha karke madam hai un dono ko bulaao aapki haweli par abhi then mere area k ek inspector hain Rakesh Naam hai unka unko bhi bulaao. Main aaraha hun..

Manoj-Ok ok..

Call disconnected.. Mera phone baje Jaa raha tha lekin Pehle maine Chang ko call kiya..

Chang-Ji boss..

Main-Gand Marr gayi hai..

Chang - Kya hua??

Maine bataaya usko sab..

Chang - Nice dude nice.. Ye bhenchod kuch jyaada he shyaana nahi hai..

Main-Yep..

Chang-Ab??

Main-Ab nothing main Manoj k Yahaan rahunga wahaan lawda koi kuch karlega mera and tumlog ko koi dhund paaega nahi so wahin raho.. Main karta hun ilaaj iska..

Chang - OK boss..

Call disconnected..

Bhenchod bahot bada game khel gaya tha Govind bahi jyaada bada.. Koi naa maja toh ab aaega.. Lets play beta Govind..

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Update-202(Unfolded)


Ab maine Pehle toh sab saboot mitaae ghar se then guns, drugs and paison waale bags uthaae or Gaadi ki dicki Mein daale and ghar lock karke nikala wahaan se..

Gaadi maine Manoj ki haweli k side Mein park ki andar nahi lee kyunki itana samaan tha isme bc koi game khel bhi gaya toh Gand Marr jaaegi Manoj ki maine Gaadi park ki and andar aaya guards jaananey lage they mujhe toh main seedha andar aaya or andar pata chala ki Manoj Uppar tha or Principal wagairaah aachuke they.. Main Uppar aaya uss room kaa gate khulla he tha andar Neha Principal and then Mukesh kaa bapu woh inspector Rakesh tha..

Principal-Neta ji kuch toh bataiye kya Baat hogayi??

Manoj-Sabko pata he hoga abhi news Mein Kya aaya??

Princi-Ji ji.. Lekin sir believe us isme humari koi galati nahi thi unke Saare documents real they literally real or knowledge itani thi ki koi shakk ki gunjaaish nahi thi..

Manoj-Arrey woh issue nahi hai..

Main-Good evening guys..

Ab mujhe wahaan dekh woh sablog apni apni jagah se khaddey hogaye or munh faade mujhe ghurrne lage..

Main-Chill guys chill..

Manoj-ji baith jaaiye, baitho..

Main andar aaya wohlog shock Mein he apni apni jagah par baithe..

Main-I know tumlog shocked ho or i know maine tum sabko bahot juth bole hain but students ki bhalai k liye ye karna jaruri tha.. Actually hua kya tha ki main Manoj sir k sath hun drugs k against iss ladaai Mein or jab Humein pata chala ki drugs sabse jyaada youth ko kharaab kar raha hain or aapka college Roorkee k sabse bade colleges Mein se ek hai and sabse jyaada drug related issues aapke college Mein Hain toh Humne shuruwat aapke college se he ki isiliye mujhe fake documents banwaane paddey and as a teacher join hona padda kyunki dusara koi option nahi tha..

Manoj-Ji bilkul.. Issue bahot badh gaya tha kaafi log mille hue they isme even kuch staff waale bhi toh Humne kissi ko kuch bhi nahi bataaya..

Main-Ji.. Sabse Pehle toh aapki madam Kamini ji..

Principal-What??

Main-Yes.. Isliye Toh maine ye sab chupaaya tha..

Neha-..k.llllelekin entrance exam kaa kya?? Even interview kaa kya?? Sabmein itana acha perform kiya tha tumne..

Main-Yeah woh kuch din Mein padh liya tha sab maine actually i am pretty smart.

Neha-No way.. No way .

Main-Yeah.. Listen ab issue ye hogaya ki ye sab public ko bata nahi shaktey humlog or uske bina mere Uppar fraud kaa case lag shakta hai kyunki maine fraud karke he college join kiya ab Yahaan aaplog help karenge meri actually ab aapko public Mein ye news failaani hai ki main keval ek guest teacher tha or meri documents thi he nahi kyunki main bus students ko test karne k liye aaya tha Personality Buildup k liye you know or isiliye laaya gaya tha mujhe college Mein. Koi sawaal kar nahi shakta kyunki aage exams Mein Mere students kaa result Pehle se bahot Uppar hone waala hai so meri qualification par koi question bachega he nahi..

Manoj-Ji bus itana karna hai principal sir aapko..

Princi - Ji ofcourse ofcourse aapne college k liye itana sab kiya toh hum jarur help karenge aapki don't worry at all hum dekhlenge ye..

Manoj-Bahot ache..

Main-Yeah thanks for the help sir..

Prin-Arrey mention not you helped us so much hum itana toh kar he shaktey hain...

Main-Thanks again.. And sorry for the inconvenience..

Manoj-OK Principal sir thanks for coming on such short notice.. You can carry on with your work now..Also keep these things between us only..

Prin-Sure sir..

Ye bol Neha and Principal khaddey hue, Neha still Confused thi but uske cehre par smile thi woh mujhe same smile deke Principal k sath bahaar gayi..

Manoj-Haan AP ye inspector sahaab bhi aagaye hain..

Main-Kaise ho Rakesh bhai.

Rakesh-Mujhe laga he tha sir there is something special about you but ye nahi pata tha itana special hai..

Main-Yeah.. So I know aap kabse Iss case k Uppar lage ho and jyaada details milli nahi hain aapko because details waala koi jinda he nahi raha but mere pass aisa kuch hai jisase jyaada nahi but itani information toh mill he jaaegi aapko ki ye case ban jaayega jiss teacher ki abhi Baat kar raha tha main Kamini usko arrest karo thoda shakti se Baat karoge toh he Sab uggal degi kiss kiss k sath connection tha kab tha kyun tha niche waale sabka Naam ye bata degi or Uppar Keval Govind or uski wife he hain unka maine bata diya tumhe woh bahot hai.. Infact bahot jyaada hai.

Rakesh-OK sir abhi lag jaata hun Iss par..

Main - Awesome..

Manoj-Bilkul Rakesh tumhaare long awaited promotion k bich mein keval ye case he hai iski file bana do bus pura Uttarakhand hill jaayega..

Rakesh-Don't worry sir.. Dont worry at all..

Main-Also kissi ko bolke Govind or uski wife k puraane case ki file bhijwa dena jaldi se mere pass..

Rakesh-Ji sir..

Ye bol woh utha salute maara and nikala wahaan se..

Manoj-AP ab tum yahin rahoge main bahaar rakhne kaa risk nahi le shakta tumhe not at all..

Main-Yeah yeah..

Manoj-Kaise dhundoge lekin unko??

Main-Don't worry dhund lunga.. Inke boss kaa clue inke past mein Hai inka past kholdunga main..

8 baj gaye they raat k Manoj ko ek baar bahaar Jaana tha press conference k liye woh gaya press conference Mein ussne keval yahi bola "Uttarakhand Mein rehna kissi k liye illegal nahi hai AP jabtak caahe Yahaan reh shakta hai jabtak woh kanoon ko follow kare" ab Yahaan se shyaane log toh samjh gaye ki main government k sath kaam kar raha hun or Baaki logon ko laga main bus Yahaan chuppne aaya hun then Govind k Uppar ussne bola ki "Uttarakhand police jald he usko pakkad legi and blah blah blah.. "

Uske Baad usko apne Baaki leaders k sath ek meeting karni thi jisme gaya woh..

Raat 12 baje takk Manoj waapis aagaya or tabtak Police station se Govind k past ki file bhi aagayi thi Pehle toh hum dono ne dinner kiya and uske Baad Govind and pallavi ki file leke main or Manoj baithey Manoj se help caahiye thi mujhe kyunki Govind kaa end hua jab past Mein tab woh ek main chehra tha uss case ka..

Main-So main padhunga isko kahin kuch galat ho toh bataana aap..

Manoj-Yeah sure..

Main-So aaj se 13 saal Pehle Govind or uski wife Pallavi medical experts they aapki government k liye Tab aap Home Minister they Uttarakhand k and Health Minister they Anil Tijori Aap dono k under kaam kartey they yelog..

Manoj-Ji Waise Mostly mere under he they yelog kyunki Home k sath sath health ministry bhi main he dekh raha tha Anil jo ki mera bahot puraaana dost hai woh bus Naam k liye Minister tha kyunki public support tha uske pass toh woh keval Naam kaa minister banke he khuss tha issliye home or health ministry dono he main sambhaal raha tha or ye dono mere under they. Ye dono bahot intelligent they apne field Mein like bahot jyaada lekin jaisa maine bataaya tha laalachi they dono he.. Nakli dawaaiyaan expired dawaaiyaan ye sab bechana Suru kardiya inhone government k naak k niche se. And 2 saal takk karte he rahe as kissi ko shakk nahi hua 2 saal Baad pura empire khadda kardiya tha inhone uss time . Bahot jyaada bada.. Puri black market inhone he banaa di Roorkee se Delhi pohanchney lagi inki dawaaiyaan.. Lekin again laalachi they pakkadey gaye.. Humari sarkar k under they yelog toh almost sarkar girr gayi thi humari jab ye pakkadey gaye bahot hate milla..Tab Humne Anil se Baat ki unhe samjhaya ki party ko keval woh he bacha shaktey hain warna sarkar girr jaegi issliye unhone resignation dediya ye kehke ki unhone Dhyaan diya hota toh ye sab nahi hota..And fir Govind or Pallavi k khilaaf bani chargesheet bahot saare cases lage fraud se leke mass murder takk then ye gayab hogaye police dhundati rahi but mille nahi sehar se bahaar Jaa nahi shaktey they yelog kyunki strictness itani thi ek patta takk nahi hill raha tha humare orders k bina, lekin kuch din Baad Govind ne Apne health minister Anil ko call kiya or kaha ki unhone jitana bhi kamaaya hai inn sab se uska 90% woh humari party ko dedenge bus unhe India se nikalwa do.. Ab Anil party kaa loyal worker hai even mujhse bhi Pehle se toh woh seedha mere pass aaya ussne mujhe sab bataaya toh hum dono ne plan banaya unko wahin pakkadwaane ka Anil ne unki Baat maanli or unse milne ko bola unhone address diya and Humne police force bheji lekin unka bungalow Ekdum high end tha jaise he police pohanchi unhone khud ko lock kaliya and pure ghar ko aag laga lee ab unka ghar city se kaafi durr hai toh fire department ki gaadiyaan aai tabtak sab jall chuka tha jisme unki death hogayi thi i mean fake death..

Main-Lekin real Mein woh wahaan they he nahi.

Manoj-Haan.. Jo mujhe abhi pata chala jab tumne bataaya unke baare Mein..

Main-Shyaane toh hain wohlog but itaaa. T. T. T. Ek second ek second.. Ek second.. Oh my fucking God main he chutiya hun I got it now I fucking got it..

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Update-203(The Game Is On)


Main-Fuck ye sab mere saamne he tha kabse..

Manoj-Kya hua??

Main-Ye Anil Tijori ex health minister and aapke best friend inke PA kaa kya Naam hai??

Manoj-Arvind Srivastav..

Main-Fuck ye nahi.. Inka right hand koi??

Manoj-Yeah 2 khass bandey hain inke saalon se iske sath hain wohlog Akshay Sethi and Dharamraj Kakkar..

Main-Kya bola?? Dharamraj Kakkar..

Manoj-Yeah.. Lekin kya hua??

Main-Dharamraj Kakkar yaani DK.. Or aaj aapne mhjhe phone par kaha tha ki Mere college Mein 70% shares Anil k hain??

Manoj - Yeah..

Main-And ussi college se ye youth drug game suru hua tha.. Its simple Manoj ji Govind kaa Baap koi or nahi Tumhaara best friend Anil Tijori hai..

Manoj-What?? No way.. Not a fucking chance AP not a fucking chance..

Main-Yeah it all makes sense now.. Imagine karo tum Govind jitane smart ho or tumhe pata hai pure state ki police Tumhaare Piche hai tab tum kya ek neta ko call karoge?? Woh bhi uss Neta ko jisko abhi abhi uski post se hata diya gaya tha.. No way.. Or chalo Maan lo ussne call kiya bhi toh kya woh itana chutiya hai woh Uss aadmi ki baat maanega jo aapki party kaa sabse loyal supporter tha?? Naa hell no.. Or chalo Maan lee ussne Anil ki baat toh kya woh Anil ko apne ghar kaa address dega Jahaan woh chuppa hua hai ?? Really?? Ye toh possible hai he nahi.. Main batata hun hua kya tha Govind or Uski wife jo kar rahe they woh Anil k sath millke he kar rahe they Anil kaa Naam nahi uchalla kyunki Anil toh Health minister keval Naam k liye tha usse ghanta kuch pata tha. Logon ki najaron Mein woh ek dehati tha jo keval Naam kaa minister tha asli minister toh tum he they issliye Anil kaa Naam aaya he nahi kabhi.. Ab jab Govind kaa sach saamne aaya toh woh gayab hogaya then ussne Anil k sath millke Plan banaaya khudko or apni patni ko dead dikhaane kaa then woh phone waali story bani kyunki koi naasamjh bhi aise phone karke sab nahi karega or na he apne hideout kaa address dega.. Toh ye sab already planned tha real Mein Govind or uski wife wahaan they he nahi kyunki woh plan he unka tha..Then ye sab suru hua uss college Mein jissme Anil k shares they kya coincidence hai nice.. Fucking hell sab saamne tha apne..

Manoj really Mein heartbroken tha uska chehra rone jaisa hogaya tha Anil uska Khaas tha usse vishwaash nahi horaha tha lekin samjh gaya tha who ki maine jo kaha woh sach tha..

Manoj-I. I. I. I.. Can't.. Belive it.. No... Please.. Noo... No.. No..

Main-It is what it is Manoj ji it is what it is..

Manoj-Oh my god.. He was.. He was.. Like a brother to me.. I.. Ii..

Main-Now is the Time Manoj ji kya choose karoge aap?? Bahot bada decision lena hai aapko Anil yaa fir aapki janta.. Kyunki mera kya hai main baksh dunga Anil ko..

Manoj-Bash doge?? Baksh doge?? Uss ghatiya Insaan ki wajah se saikdon jindagiyaan barbaad hogayi ussne meri dosti kaa naajaayaj faayda uthaya.. Uss janta ko dhoka diya jissne usse sab diya iske pass 2 time Khaana khaane k paise nahi hua kartey they jo hai sab logon kaa diya hai or badle Mein Kya diya ussne logon ko?? Zehar?? Or tum keh rahe ho AP bakshdoge?? Mera saga bhai bhi usski jagah hota toh bhi main tumhe nahi roukkta..

Main-OH main bus puch raha tha time pass k liye taaki thoda dramatic lage, ussko nahi bakshunga main hell no..

Manoj k aankhon Mein aanshu aachuke they ussne rumaal se apna munh saaf kiya..

Main-It's ok Manoj ji its ok..

Manoj-Ye sab meri galati hai maine he usko itani chutt di thi. Its all my fucking fault..

Main-Naa naa aise Matt socho movies type, galati tumhari nahi thi ki woh ghatiya Insaan tha galati Tumhaari nahi thi ki ussne paison k liye apna jameer bech diya galati Tumhaari nahi thi ki woh lalach Mein itana andha hogaya tha.. Galati uski thi suru se he.. And ab uski galati sudhaarni hai humein..First of all woh Kahaan millega??

Manoj-Most probably Roorkee k bahaar.. Pata kw shakta hun main..

Main-Naa naa aise toh shakk hojaaega..Ab usko ek second k liye hold par rakho ab nipta detey hain Govind and Uski wife ko kyunki unki koi jarurat mujhe hai nahi unke through mujhe unke boss takk pohanchana tha jo hochuka already..

Manoj-Lekin woh milenge Kahaan..

Main - Woh most probably Filhaal Anil ji k he kissi ghar bungalow yaa farmhouse Mein he honge.. Toh ab tumhe Anil k Roorkee Mein situated properties ki list deni hai and hum dhundn lenge.. Pata hai uske ghar wagairaah Roorkee Mein??

Manoj-Obviously Haan barson se jaanta hun usko lekin AP Roorkee k andar uske Almost 20 properties hain Kahaan Kahaan dhundoge..

Main-What the fuck.

Manoj-Yeah harr area Mein Ek ghar yaa farmhouse hai..

Main-Alag he level ki ameeri hai ye toh..

Manoj-Iske pitaji kaa paisa hai mostly..

Main-Ab kya kiya jaae kya kiya jaae hmm..

Mera mind kaafi time Baad swiftly kaam kar raha tha aaj. Bhenchod bahot din se toh main painkillers k nashe Mein tha toh mujhe aadhe time ghanta nahi pata hota tha ki kya karna hai.. Lekin aaj jab Gand Marrne waali hogayi tab Jaake kaam karne laga hai bhenchod mere dimag kaa bhi alag he swag hai jab Gand marrne waali hoti hai tab he sab karta hai..

Main-Ek second mill gaya mill gaya idea.. Rukko.. Tum ek kaam karo ye page and pen lo or iske Uppar saaare addresses likho Anil k Roorkee k andar..

Manoj-OK..

Maine Chang ko call kiya jo Ami ne uthaaya..

Ami-Boss soye nahi??

Main-Nahi I cracked the case. Chang Kahaan hai??

Ami-Soraha hai.. Humlog turns lerahe hain abhi woh so raha hai main najar rakh rahi hun baadmein main soungi..

Main-Toh jaga usko jaldi..

Ami-Sure.. Oye.. Oye.. Chang uth Boss ka call hai.. Baat kar..

Chang-Wassup boss..

Main-5 minute Mein waapis call karunga main munh wagairaah dhole fresh hoke baat kar jaldi..

Call disconnected..

Manoj address likh raha tha ek k Baad ek kuch usse mobile Mein dekhne paddey.. Ussne kaafi saare addresses likh liye they tab aaya Chang kaa call..

Chang - Yes good morning boss I am ready bolo..

Main-Govind kaa Baap mill gaya hai..

Chang-Really?? What the fuck.. Kaise..

Maine usko bataaya kya hua..

Chang-Holy fuck you are right sab apne saamne he toh tha..

Main - Yeah ab mujhe 100% pata hai wohlog Anil k he kissi ghar yaa farmhouse Mein Hain kyunki dusari kissi jagah Jaane kaa risk wohlog nahi lenge..

Chang - Lekin tumne bola uski toh kaafi properties hain Roorkee Mein harr ek ki chaan been karni padegi jisme obviously shakk hojaaega unko and also time bhi nahi hai utana..

Main-True. But harr ek ki chaan been nahi karni Humein..

Chang-Matlab??

Main-Yahaan ab tumlog kaam aaoge.. Suno Govind k ye waale safe house Mein Jahaan tumlog najar rakhe hue ho Yahaan par obviously unki Saari information mojjud hai jisse unhe lene aana he padega.

Chang-Aa he toh nahi rahe hain boss kabse Hum dono baawle horahe hain idhar..

Main-Yahin toh chukk gaya beta Chang tu.. Woh Aa Bhi rahe hain or Jaa bhi rahe hain..

Chang-Matlab..

Main-Sun tune bola Wahaan ek Dudh waala or kachre waala bhi aata hai..

Chang-Haan but wohlog clean hain boss humne unka picha takk kiya ghar ghar Jaake apni job he kartey hain woh.. Kaafi saalon se woh bhi..

Main-Yes.. Lekin unki real job pata hai kya hai uss farmhouse se information pohanchana dusari jagah par Jahaan Govind chuppa hua hai..

Chang - Wait what??

Main-Rukk samjhaata hun Woh kachre waala or dudh waala dono he Normal bandey hain lekin Filhaal woh Govind k liye kaam kar rahe hain wohlog daily ghar ghar Jaake apna kaam kartey hain lekin Govind k ghar se wohlog samaan leke Jaa rahe hain obviously kachre Mein Kya kya nikaal rahe hain woh toh nahi dekha hoga tune.. Or bc ek budhiya daily Kitana kachra karegi jo rojj kachre waala aata hai.. Same woh milkman.. Woh log wahaan se files, pendrives, Drug sample notes sab utha rahe hain and then out of normal kuch nahi kar rahe wohlog same ghar ghar Jaa rahe hain apna kaam kartey hue lekin in sab gharon Mein se ek ghar aisa hai Jahaan Govind hai or wohlog Yahaan kaa samaan Govind takk pohancha rahe hain..

Chang-Holy fuck..

Main-Exactly..

Chang - Boss wohlog almost 60 gharon Mein jaate hain maine khud picha kiya tha.. Usme se konsa..

Main-Yess yess batata hun.. Sun main tere pass address bhej raha hun bahot saare unko Dhyaan se dekh or Yaad kar kya woh kachre waala and dudh waala in locations Mein se kahin jaate hain dudh deney yaa fir kachra ikatha karne. Waise toh Yahaan 20+ address hain lekin tu buss ussi area k dekhna Jahaan woh Dudh waala and Kachre waala kaam kartey hain obviously puri Roorkee Mein toh nahi jaayenge wohlog..

Chang-Nahi boss medium saa area he hai ye..

Main-Gajab then lagjaa kaam par Dhyaan se soch..

Chang - On it boss..

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Manoj ne saare addresses likh diye unki photo maine Chang k pass bhejdi.. Ab sab khull raha tha woh kachre waala and dudh waala daily aate thoda bahot important samaan uthaatey then apni job continue kartey ghar ghar jaatey jisase kissi ko shakk naa ho and iss bich ek ghar aata aisa jo Anil Tijori kaa hai or wahaan Govind and Uski wife chippe hue hain wahaan woh kachre waala and dudh waala jaatey but dudh and kachre k alaawa wohlog Govind k farmhouse se uthaaya samaan bhi wahaan deke aatey and obviously shakk nahi hoga kissi ko kyunki job hai unki ye saalon se kartey aaye hain wohlog.. Ab mujhe pata tha Anil k inn address Mein se ek toh millega he Humein..

Subah k 3 baje they and Main or Manoj besabri se Chang k call kaa intejar kar rahe they time nahi tha bc kyunki ek baar Govind and Uski wife ko Tapkaaya Anil k ghar Mein toh Anil shyaana hojaaega or uske Baad jald se jald usse nahi thoka toh bhenchod woh gayab hojaaega socho jiss gandu k ek city Mein 20 + ghar hain toh Baaki kitane honge Gand fatt jaaegi dhundatey dhundatey itane ghar banaaney k piche obviously yahi makshad tha uska ki ek din aisa din aaega jag gayab hona hoga or koi nahi dhund paaega.

Ab kareeb 15 minutes Baad Chang kaa call aaya..

Main-Please bol mill gaya address tujhe please..

Chang-Mill gaya nahi gaye boss. Actually inmein se 2 addresses hain jinpar woh kachre waala and dudh waala jaatey hain Govind k farmhouse par Jaane k Baad and ek third address hai Jahaan keval dudh waala Jaata Hai kachre waala nahi and ek 4th address hai Jahaan Kachre waala Jaata Hai dudh waala nahi..

Main - Holy shit.. 100% Pehle waale 2 address Mein se ek hai ek kaam kar 1 address par Ami ko Chhod and dusare par tu Jaa dekh kya situation hai abhi toh kya he hoga subah takk wait karo then dekho..

Chang-On it boss..

Call disconnected..

Main-Lo Manoj ji saare teer Ekdum sahi lage hain bus ab wait karna hai..

Main or Manoj wahaan sofas par he baithey they ab bus waiting game khelna tha wahan baithey - 2 meri aankh lag gayi jo khulli ek Phone call k sath Subah k 6:00 baje they, Chang kaa call tha maine uthaaya.

Chang-Boss ek photo bheji hai dekho toh kaisa lag raha hun main..

Main-Bitch main Soraha tha literally or tu ab call kar raha hai ye puchne k liye..

Chang - Dekho toh ek baar..

Maine photo dekhi or photo dekh k meri aankhein Chamak gayi.. Kyunki photo Mein 3 bandey mojjud they 1 Govind 1 Pallavi and ek 3rd unknown aadmi wohlog kissi ghar yaa farmhouse k lawn Mein they or shayad morning walk kar rahe they...

Main-You fucking bitch you are a God at this..

Chang-I know.. So dono miya biwi yahin hain guards jyaada nahi hain obviously guards kaa risk nahi liya inhone.. Or gajab baat aas pass again kuch nahi hai Iss farmhouse k alaawa ek school hai thoda aage chalke jiski aaj chutti hai..

Main-Oh hell yeah let's do it then.. Ami ko bula main guns leke pohanch raha hun.. Location bhejdey..

Chang - OK boss..

Call disconnected..

Manoj jo mere saamne sofa par baitha Soraha tha awaaj se woh bhi uth chuka tha..

Manoj-Kya hua??

Main-Dono Miya biwi mill gaye.. Ye dekho morning walk par hain..

Ye bol maine usko photo dikhaai..

Manoj-Dono nahi teeno.. Ye third banda He Anil Tijori hai..

Ye sun laga mujhe jhatka..

Main-What the fuck.. Oh my god ek teer or itane nishaane.. I love it I fucking love it.. Beta Anil ab???

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Update-204(Karma Is A Bitch."RIP Govind")


Main-Ye third banda Anil hai??

Manoj-Haan..

Main-Yaani mere teeno shikaar ek he jagah mojjud hain.. Awesome awesome..

Manoj-Lekin Dhyaan rahe AP Anil ko kam Matt samjhna tum..

Main-Main mere alawa sabko kam he samjhta hun Manoj babu..

Manoj-Or.. W. W. Oh mera Matlab.. Mat..

Main-Kya??? Anil jinda caahiye?? Dekho Manoj bhai simple c baat hai ye emotional bakchodi keval ek baar k liye achi lagti hai ab tum emotional hoke usko jinda Chhod doge jail hojaaegi usko and then wahaan se fir kuch naa kuch suru karega woh.. Trust Me ye sab parakh chuka hun main baadmein dhoka he milta hai nothing else.. Mera kya hai Chhod dunga jinda lekin jo banda itana girr chuka hai woh sudhar nahi shakta not a single chance.. But Haan Tumhaare liye itana kar shakta hun usko aashaan mout dunga main.. Ab tumhe bus itana karna hai ki main unko niptaadunga uske Baad media ko bolna ki Aapke dawaara banaai gayi special team ne ye sab kiya and unki safety k liye unke naam ujaagar nahi kar shaktey..

Manoj-OK.. But Dhyaan se AP..

Main-Don't worry. Mera rojj kaa hai..

Ye bolke main wahaan se bahaar aaya Jahaan Gaadi park ki thi maine Gaadi Mein baitha and Chang ne jo location bheji thi uske liye nikala.. 15 minutes ki drive k Baad wahaan pohancha main toh jaisa Chang ne bola sunshaan area tha woh aas pass Mein farmhouse they jo sab bandh they bus ek school tha side mein jiske andar ghuss k Chang Anil k farmhouse par najar rakhe hue tha maine Gaadi school k pass Roukki Chang or Ami niche aaye..

Main-Haanji sir ready??

Chang-Yes sir..

Main-Btw ye Anil bhi yahin hai..

Ami-Oh hell yeah..

Chang-Matlab we'll end it for good now..

Main-Yes..

Chang - So situation ye hai kaafi bada farmhouse hai or bandey kam he hain 7 count kiye hain maine guards Roof kaa pata nahi as dikh nahi raha roof, 4 floors hain ab itane bade ghar Mein 7 guards bahot badi baat hai issliye ek ek kadam Dhyaan se rakhna hai.. Good news ye hai ki Iss farmhouse kaa koi back door yaa window nahi hai so ek baar hum andar gaye toh koi Bhaag nahi shakta..

Main-Awesome.. Lets get geared up then..

Chang-Meri silenced pistols hain mere pass mujhe bus ammo caahiye..

Ami-Same..

Mere pass bhi dono pistols thi jinse Govind k bandey maare they.. Maine dono Mein new magazine daali 9-9 bullets yaani total 18. Hum teeno k pass same weapons thi or ye humari last pistols thi iske Baad 2 smg he bachi thi humare pass.. Lekin aage jarurat bhi nahi paddne waali thi so it's all good..

Humne masks lagaae and guns leke aage badhe.. Gate par bahaar ki taraf 2 guards they subah kaa time tha mast mousam tha bandey maarne k liye humlog aage badhe and deewar se cover leke seedha gate k saamne nikale or gun taan di dono guards k Uppar.. Unki gand fatt gayi bc ek toh ubaashi leraha tha uski ubaashi attak gayi..

Main-Gate khulwa maadarchod..

Guard1-Okkk.. Manaamaarna nahi..

Main-Gate khulwa..

Ye sun ussne gate knock kiya 3-4 baar then udhar se awaaj aai..

"kya hua??"

Guard1-Gate khol Bhai jorr se lagi hai..

"Saale Mutt mutt k Marr jaayega tu"

Ye boltey hue gate khulla and jaise he gate khula or saamne waale guard ne Humein dekha uska hath gaya uski gun ki taraf lekin usase Pehle meri goli or uski khopdi woh piche girra Jaake or idhar Chang or Ami ne bahaar waale dono guards ko thok diya..

And humlog andar lawn Mein enter hue toh lawn pura khaali tha humlog aage badhe main gate ki taraf toh bc ek banda side se nikal k aaya jisse maine maardiya but marrtey hue apni pistol se goli chalaa di ussne jisase puri sound hui and halchal turant hui andar.. Tab maine gate ko maari laat jo khulla tha and jaise he open hua saamne se hui firing humlog side Mein they toh safe they..

Main-Bahaar dekho bahaar koi nahi hona caahiye andar waalon ko dekhlenge.

Chang-On it..

Chang lawn Mein chakkar kaatne laga kahin bc koi piche se aake thok naa dey andar waalon ko toh dekh he lenge.. Chang waapis aagaya..

Chang - Bahaar koi nahi hai but piche ek khidki hai kaanch ki listen main wahaan se firing karunga andar yelog distract honge tab tumdono andar enter hona..

Main-Awesome.. Jaldi lekin.. Or bandey bulaaliye toh Gand Marr jaaegi..

Chang piche gaya ussne apni gun se silencer hataaya taaki Humein pata chale jab goli chalaae woh or waisa he hua piche se goliyaan chali or humare Uppar horahi firing turant rukk gayi andar bhagdad mach gayi tab main or Ami ghusse andar Chang ne piche se ek bandey ko toh thok diya tha ab maine Right side lee or Ami ne Left.. Right Mein 3 bandey Bhaag k chuppne jaarahe they 2 ko toh maine pith Mein goli maari and third banda chipp gaya sofa k piche main bhaaga sofe ki taraf and sofe ko he laat maari woh utha or uthtey he uski khopdi kholdi maine.. Niche kaa hall clear tha..

"Chalo nikalo andar enter hogaye hain woh.. Jaldi kar saale utha isko.. Maadarchod peene kon diya isko..

Ye awaaj aai Uppar se Chang andar aagaya tha toh humlog aaye seedhiyo par toh sab clear tha 4 floor they iske toh humlog bhaage Uppar saare floor par najar maartey hue Uppar se sound aarahi thi kuch logon k bhaagne ki.. Then finally 4th floor par milla ek banda jo seedhiyon par aim kiye khadda tha or humlog seedhe bhaagte hue Uppar gaye toh bc ussne goli he naa chalaai first time tha maybe lekin hum Kahaan hichkichaane waale they teeno ne goli maari gandu ko.. Tab hum pohanchey Uppar toh Uppar terrace k gate k Uppar 5 bandey mojjud they Anil Govind Pallavi and 2 or aadmi..2 aadmi k pass gun thi jo unhone humpar taan di samne Humne bhi guns taani unke Uppar..

Main-Beta ji sochana bhi Matt itana jaldi goli maarunga ki samjh naa aaega Jaan kab nikali..

Anil-Behenchod kaise??

Main-Tere jaise landurre 36 ghumtey hain be gandu.. Itana shyaana hai nahi tu. Or tu saale gandu tujhe kya laga tha udaa dega mujhe?? Bomb se..?? Ab bolo naa maadarchod..

Anil-OK jeet gaya tu jeet gaya A guns niche karo guns niche kar DK..

Un dono ne guns niche ki..

Anil-Chal hum surrender kardenge.. Lekin..

Main-Lekin??

Tab terrace se aai bahot loud awaaj jo main samjh gaya ki helicopter ki hai..

Anil-Gand Marra..

Ye sun Un 2 aadmiyon ne maara Govind or Uski wife ko dhakka wohlog humari taraf aake girre or Anil and uske dono sathi terrace par enter hogaye and gate bandh karliya...

Main bhaaga gate ki taraf toh gate lock tha bahaar se and itana easily tuttane waala tha nahi.. Or kuch soch paata tabtak Helicopter take off kar chuka tha.. Ami or Chang ne Govind or Pallavi ki khopdi par gun taan rakhi thi wohlog still shocked they ki unhe Yahaan Chhod gaye literally Pallavi toh behosh hone waali thi.. Ye sab dekh k mujhe hansi aagayi... This is fucking great..

Main-Hahaha.. Karma is a bitch ain't it?? It is indeed a bitch.. Kuch din Pehle tumne same yahi kiya kissi k sath.. And look at you now..

Govind - Karma indeed is a bitch..

Main-You know what Govind keval smart hona he sabkuch nahi hai Tumhaari company bhi smart honi caahiye that is the key.. Ab mujhe dekho i am smart way smarter then you lekin agar mere pass ye dono nahi hotey toh possibly main Marr chuka hota and I can trust my life in their hands Infact i do that every day but ye main Tumhaare baare Mein Nahi keh shakta kaise sochliya tha tumne ek laalachi neta tumhare sath loyal hoga..

Govind-I mean humare pass koi dusara option tha he nahi uss time..

Main-Well well how the tables have turned now.. Oh madam aise sad face matt banao mujpar kaam nahi karta ye sab I got 0 sympathy for you guys ZERO.. Z... E... R... O... samjh rahi ho?? I don't give a fuck..

Govind-Yeah yeah yeah pata hai pata hai.. Just shoot us already..

Main-Hmm let me think.. Sure I will kill you...

Maine ye bola tha ki Govind kaa phone baja jo uski shirt ki jeb Mein tha maine nikaala toh uspe DK likha tha yaani Anil kaa he phone tha maine uthaya and speaker par kiya..

Anil-Hhahahahahah..

Helicopter ki sound Mein Mujhe bus uski hahahahaa he sunai di..

Anil-Kya hua AP?? Shock laga naa?? Tujhe kya lagta hai ek tu he hai jo smart plans bana shakta hai.. Sun Rakh le un dono ko tu waise bhi ab mere koi kaam k they nahi wohlog saala dheele padd gaye they..

Govind-I did everything for you every fucking thing..

Anil-Rona nahi Beta nothing personal kissi ki balli toh chadhaani he thi or tum dono waise bhi kya he kar letey ye AP naa sambhala tumse..

Main-Sun sun sun itana khuss Kaahe horaha hai ek baar bacha hai Bhagwaan nahi ban gaya tu aaj nahi toh kal, kal nahi toh parson fir dhund lunga jaayega Kahaan...

Anil-Oh AP ab main Bhagwaan he bann gaya hun or baat karun Kahaan jaaunga ki?? Toh sun tere haryana Mein jaaunga teri city k andar jaaunga or wahaan kaa bhagwan ban jaaunga main.. Puch Govind se kyun or kaise..

Main-Let me guess Andrew's kaa chamcha ban gaya hai tu or ussne tujhe North India sonp diya..

Anil-Hahaha.. Shyaana toh hai tu.. Sahi samjha..Toh ab main Bhagwaan ban gaya hun dum hai toh aaja Haryana Mein or roukk le mujhe.. Wahaan Jaake tere he logon Mein zehar failaaunga Yahaan toh kuch bhi nahi tha wahaan dekhna kya kya karunga main.. Ukhaad lena kya Ukhaad shakta hai..

Main-Tujhe pata haina tere sirr par toh keval Hath hai Andrew's kaa tujhse Pehle toh right hand tha wahaan Andrew's kaa ab Kahaan hai pata hai woh?? Uppar.. I killed him I fucking killed him because that's what I do.. And remember Anil count your days. Kyunki Bhagwaan Keval ek he ho shakta hai and that is me..

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Main-Bhagwaan banana hai bolo..

Chang-Bana denge firr..

Main-I know Govind tum dono jall rahe ho andar se bata do kya situation hai..

Govind-Bata dunga but promise karr hum dono ko jinda nahi chhodega tu..

Main-Oh hell yeah.. Promise.. Jinda bc?? Halwa hai kya?? Jinda... tumhe?? Bhenchod are you insane saalo tumhe toh 2 baar maarun mera buss chale toh..

Govind-Andrew's ne isko test k liye bheja hai haryana agar ye kamyaab hua toh Andrew's isko chaabi dedega North India ki..

Main-Yaani Filhaal Andrew's kaa support nahi hai iske pass..

Govind-Nahi lekin agar mill gaya support toh isse haraana impossible hoga..

Main-A tumlog konse planet se ho bc pata haina Andrew's k ek Khaas ko already tapka chuka main uski puri gang k sath so I don't give a fuck dusara kon hai woh bhi jaaega..

Govind-I know tu usse baadmein bhi maardega but easy nahi hoga and time Kitana lag jaayega woh bhi soch or jab Namit ko maara tune toh tere sath teri team thi toh ab or jyaada time lagega tujhe or itane time Mein soch Anil kitane logon ki jindagi barbaad kardega..

Main-Hmmm.. Shyaana toh hai tu.. I give you that.. But don't worry isse Pehle he tapka dunga main overconfident log jaldi marrtey hain mujhe chhodke..

Govind - Finish us then..

MAIN-GLADLY......

Maine Pistol uthai Govind k mathe par aim ki toh uski aankhon Mein Kuch nahi tha naa mera darr naa marrne kaa darr or naa he koi pachtaava ki ussne Kitane ghatiya kaam kiye hain nothing at all.. Issliye Pehle maine uski wife ki khopdi Mein goli maari usske khoon k chinntey Govind k munh par lage.. Ab woh chownka ab uski aankhon Mein darr k sath sath aanshu bhi they..

Main-I know how to make people suffer..

Ye bolke maine dusari goli maari uski khopdi k bichon bich and uski laash girri niche... And that was the end for Govind at last he paid the price..

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Update-205(Nice Plan)


Ab situation ye thi ki mere saamne Govind or Pallavi ki laash paddi thi jisase main obviously khuss nahi tha kyunki jo mujhe caahiye tha inka Boss yaani anil woh Bhaag gaya tha or Bhaag bhi kahan gaya tha Haryana mere liye ab wahaan jaana almost impossible hoga kyunki abki baar bhai bilkul bhi daya nahi karne waale toh wahaan Gand Marr jaaegi specially meri city k andar no way.. Toh ye bahot badi dikkat hogayi thi aise he munh uthaake Haryana nahi Jaa shakta tha main alteast abhi toh nahi..No way.. Lekin Filhaal k liye humlog uss farmhouse ki search karne lage toh as expected wahaan Humein kuch bags drugs k mille and 2 bag paison k ab Humne paise uthaae kyunki yahan ye koi kaam nahi aane waale they toh Humne uthaae and wahaan se nikale or waapis Gaadi k pass aae.. Govind smart tha 100% woh aaj bhi bachke nikal Jaata agar Anil dhoka nahi deta toh usko Kyunki plan aaj bhi tha uske pass lekin again Karma strikes and it is what it is.. Humlog Gaadi Mein aae and nikale Manoj ki haweli ki side usko call karke inform kardiya tha maine ki kya hua and Anil haryana Bhaag gaya and humlog seedha pohanchey uski haweli... Hum teeno he andar aae toh Manoj Humein wahi mill gaya..

Manoj-You guys okk??

Main-Yeah we are fine..

Manoj-Anil is In haryana i guess..

Main-Yes..

Manoj-Kab jaaoge??

Main-Kabhi nahi.. Abhi k liye toh nahi let him do what he want to do.. Abhi Yahaan woh kabhi waapis nahi aane waala..

Manoj-OK ok.. You guys need rest.. Come with me..

Manoj ne Humein apne rooms dikhaae maine Manoj ko woh address bhi bata diya Jahaan Govind or Pallavi chuppe they Jahaan se woh kachre waala and dudh waala Aa Jaa rahe they wahaan bahot kuch milne waala tha paison ka ek bag maine Manoj ko dena caaha but ussne mana kardiya toh dono bags Humne he rakhe . Ab bc bahot thakk gaye they humlog bahot jyaada.. Filhaal MAIN Ami or chang ek he room Mein they..

Chang-What's the plan boss??

Main-Dekh Haryana toh Jaa nahi shaktey not right now or Yahaan bhi nahi reh shaktey ab..

Chang-Yes..

Main-Then Filhaal rest lo uske Baad decide karenge next stop Kahaan kaa hoga..

Ami-Cool..

Uske Baad woh dono apne apne rooms Mein gaye and main kuch sochne laga ki what now?? Ab kya?? Kya kiya jaae then maine thodi research ki and mast so gaya bc bahot thakk gaya tha main.. Fucking hell.. Subah 8 baje kaa soya main dophar 3 baje utha Saari nind udd gayi thi bhenchod.. Main utha or nahaane laga toh nahaatey-2 he mere dimag Mein aaya ek PLAN, Haryana Jaane kaa plan gajab gajab awesome awesome... Main jaldi se bahaar aaya kapde change kiye and Chang k room Mein gaya.. Woh or Ami dono wahin baithe they..

Main-Guys we are going to haryana..

Chang-Wait what??

Ami-Boss aaj he aapne bola tha haryana nahi jaayenge humlog..

Main-And Abhi keh raha hun jaaenge..

Chang-OK I am ready...Kab chalna hai..

Main-Tu aaj he Jaa raha hai infact abhi Jaa raha hai..

Chang-OK kick kya hai..

Main-Kick ye hai Tu Gaadi le Jaa usme drugs hain woh sath rakh then jo kuch paise hain woh bhi lejaa..

Chang-Kuch?? Kuch paise boss.. Almost 14 crore Rupees hain boss 5 crore toh Pehle they he and almost 9 crore aaj leke aaye hain...

Main-Haan jo bhi hai sab lejaa Then jo weapons hain woh sab raaste Mein faink dena kahin keval drugs and paison k bag leke Jaa tujhe pata hai silently kaise enter karna hai haryana Mein wahaan Jaake Mla Rajnish or Jatin se mill woh Rehne kaa jugaad karwaa denge.. Uske Baad sab settle hojaae tab Kal shyaam takk humlog pohanch jaayenge..

Chang-OK boss.. But plan kya hai??

Main-Yahi plan hai..

Chang-What the fuck.. Nice plan..

Main-Thanks Jaa ab nikal.. Bag utha ye paison waale.. Drugs and weapons waala bag Gaadi mein he hai..

Chang-Cool.. Bye guys..

Ami-Bye..

Main-Bhosdk pakkada Matt Jaana warna itane charges lagenge ki 5-10 baar ummar kaid hojaaegi..

Chang - Thanks for the confidence boss.. Appreciate it..

Ye bol Chang ne bags uthaae and nikala wahaan se main or Ami niche aaye toh hall Mein Koi nahi tha naukar se bolke chaaye banwaai Humne and chaaye peeke Humlog ne Manoj ki he ek Gaadi Lee munh par rumaal baandha and ghar ki taraf nikale sabse mill letey hain bc ab Jaane se Pehle kyunki dobara toh aane waala nahi Yahaan ab main.. Ghar aaye humlog and seedha Uncle k ghar Mein gaye.. Uncle and Aunty hall mein baithe chaaye pee rahe they..

Main-Namaste Aunty namaste uncle..

Aunty - Aao Ankit beta aao yaa AP he bulaaein??

Main-Hehe he.. Naa Ankit he theek hai..

Uncle- Kehna padega beta teri aunty k Baad tum Pehle bandey ho jissne mujhe bewkuf banaya hai..

Aunty-Aap toh chup he raho..Baitho beta..

Main-Uncle bewkuf banaya lekin Jaan Bhi bachaai aapki...

Uncle-Uss raat kuch toh hua tha haina?? Mujhe halka fulka Yaad hai lekin mujhe lagta hai mera sapna tha woh.. Mujhe humessa lagta hai maine kuch toh dekha tha uss raat..

Main-Yeah aapko kidnap karliya tha unlogon ne tab hum dono gaye they and leke aae..

Aunty-Kya??

Main-Ji..Tab maine nahi bataaya kyunki aap tension letey and police wagairaah k pass jaate and also meri identify disclose hojaati..

Aunty-Hey Bhagwaan..

Ab kuch derr unke pass baithe hum dono..

Main-OK Aunty ab kal chala jaaunga Yahaan se main but don't worry milne jarur aaunga aapse..

Aunty-Haan bhull Matt Jaana samjha warna munh fod dungi..

Main-Ji bilkul..

Uncle-Bhullega kaise kaan na marrod dun iska.. AP hoga kahin or hoga Yahaan Ankit he hai..

Main-Haha.. Jee jee.. Bilkul..

Wahaan se nikala main And Mukesh k pass call kiya..

Mukesh - Kaise AP sir..

Main-Kahaan hai??

Mukesh - Ghar..

Main-Chal mujhe tere Park k saamne waali coffee shop Mein mill Vikash ko le aana.

Mukesh-Ok boss.

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Main or Ami coffee shop Mein pohanchey Jahaan Mukesh or Vikash mojjud they..

Mukesh-Sir sir sir..

Vikash-Bade sir..

Main-Chup be..

Vikash-Bahot badi film nikale aap toh sir..

Main-I know.. Suno ab hogayi hai situation jaisa tumhe pata he hai toh mujhe Yahaan se nikalna padega ab issliye bye bolne k liye bulaaya hai..

Vikash-What??

Ab whaaan thoda emotional chutiyaapa hua and unko waapis aane kaa bahana dediya maine..

Main-Ab bhaago be tumlog Neha madam bhi milne aane waali hai yahin..

Vikash-J baat sir..

Main - Chup bc..

Vikash-We'll miss you so so so much sir..

Main-Same beta same..

Mukesh-Aap nahi aae toh humlog dhund lenge dekhlena..

Main-Sure..

Woh dono gaye wahan se and maine Ami ko bhi alag chair par bheja Or net 5 minute Baad Neha wahaan aagayi..Yahin saamne he ghar tha uska..

Neha-Hii Ankit..its awkward you know to call you Ankit now..

Main-Mera real name Ankit he hai AP toh bus log boldetey hain..

Neha-So hi.. Kaise ho?

Main-Theek thaak kind of..

Neha-Great to hear..

Main-So listen ab tumhe toh pata he hai Yahaan nahi reh shakta main its too dangerous for me so mujhe Jaana padega Yahaan se.. So bye bolne k liye bulaaya maine tumhe since you were my best friend tumhe bataaye bina nahi Jaa shakta tha main..

Ye sun Neha kaa cehra uttar gaya main samjh gaya woh kya caah rahi thi but ab ye relationship waali bakchodi k liye mere pass time nahi tha or ye baat woh bhi samjh gayi thi issliye ussne jikkar bhi nahi kiya and almost 1 ghante takk mujhe Dhyaan se rehne k liye bolti rahi and finally ussko bye bola maine ussne mujhe hug kiya ek smile di uski aankhon Mein almost aansu aane ko hogaye they lekin ab Jaana toh tha he main nikala wahan se Ami bhi bahaar aai woh akeli baithey-2 bore hogayi thi..

Ami-What the fuck boss itana time..

Main-My bad..

Ab uske Baad main Akshay se milne gaya uske ghar usko manana sabse hard tha woh jidd kar raha tha ki woh mere sath chalega Jahaan main Jaa raha hun wahin Yahaan uska hai he kon bahot he musqill se samjhaya maine usko ki wahin rahe.. Vikash or Mukesh ki jimmedaari usko sonpi maine ki koi dikkat naa de unhe.. Uske Baad dinner ussi k sath kiya Humne and then Main or Ami waapis aaye Manoj k ghar late night Chang ka message aaya tha woh pohanch chuka tha or sab set tha kal Main or Ami nikal jaayenge..

Main haryana nahi Jaata agar Anil chup chaap nikal gaya hota bina mujhe woh sab kahe jo ussne phone par kaha lekin mujhe challenge karke galati kardi ussne and ab bhugatana toh padega.. Khair Humdono waapis Manoj k ghar aae and Manoj ko samjhaya sab ki hum jaarahe hain uske Baad main apne room Mein aaya bags already packed they train next day subah 8 baje ki thi nind aane waali nahi thi kyunki pura din so raha tha main..Lekin fir bhi late night thodi bahot nind le Lee Maine subah Ami ne jagaya mujhe 6 baje they subah k, 8 baje train thi main uthke fresh hua then nahaaya kapde change kiye and apna bag uthake niche aaya.. Manoj niche he tha breakfast k liye wait kar raha tha humaara..

Main-Manoj Bhai don't worry ab Anil tumhara nahi mera headache hai main sambhaal lunga..

Manoj-I trust you with that AP.. Dhyaan rahe kabhi bhi koi bhi dikkat ho main keval ek phone call durr hun..

Main-I know.. Also listen Tumhe CM hona caahiye Iss state kaa you really deserve it kyunki main jabse Yahaan aaya hun maine ek minister K baare Mein bhi nahi suna hai kabhi or tum Yahaan baawle horahe ho.

Manoj-Party power Mein rehni caahiye AP uske Baad sewa kartey rahenge..

Humne breakfast kiya Manoj kaa driver drop karke aane waala tha Humein station par toh uske sath nikale Main or Ami.. Time se station pohanchey tickets Manoj ne already book karwa di thi train on time thi Humne apna dibba dhunda and aake baithe humaara compartment Ekdum khaali tha toh Humne rumal nahi baandha munh par and aaram se baith gaye. Kuch ghanto k Baad main firse apni city Mein hounga.. Pura safar hum dono ne baaton Mein he nikaal diya and finally humaara station aaya Humne munh par rumaal baandhe train slow hone lagi thi Humdono darwaaze Mein aae..Pata nahi kya hai Iss jagah ki hawa Mein Yahaan aakar mujhe ek ajeeb saa sakunn milta hai mann kar raha tha bhenchod abhi kudd jaaun wait naa horaha tha train k rukkne kaa but kudd Jaata toh Gand chill jaati issliye woh idea drop kiya maine and finally train rukki or hum dono uttare train se..

Main-Oh it feels good to be back..

Ami-So we are back again.. Abeer wont be happy when he finds out we are back..

Main-Abki baar kand nahi karne hain jo kaam karne aae hain keval woh he karna hai unnoticed.. Ekdum shadows Mein chipptey hue. Kissi ko kaano kaan khabar nahi hone denge apne aane ki..

"I Don't Think So, Hands Up AP"

Main-What the Fuck.. Khabar toh aane se Pehle he hogayi bhenchod...

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Update-206(Saved Again)


Ami-Lagta hai kaano kaan khabar hogayi hai boss..

Ab situation ye thi ki mere saamne Filhaal Abeer Anjali and puri team or uske alaawa like almost 100+ police officers mojjud they hath Mein bandukkein liye and even tazers bhi they aage waalon k pass toh bhaagne ki toh sochne waala bhi nahi tha main..

Abeer-Hands in the air AP..

Main-Haan be.. Hath Uppar he hain bc don't taze Mein bitch..

Abeer-You too Ami..

Main-Ussne kya kiya?? Woh kabhi bhi aa Jaa shakti hai..

Abeer-Yes sure lekin uske bag ki checking hone k Baad Jaane denge usko agar clean hai toh but unfortunately tujhe jail Jaana hoga.. Anjali hathkadi pehnaao isko..

Anjali Aage badhi or hathkadi lagaane lagi mujhe.. Bhenchod ye toh game suru hone se Pehle he game khel gaye.. Maadarchod..

Deepak ne Ami k bag ki checking lee jisme obviously kuch bhi nahi tha..

Abeer-Ami you are free to go bahaar chhodke aao isko..

Main-Bye Ami enjoy.. I'll miss you..

Ami-Yeah nice plan boss nice plan..

Main-Fuck you..

Bhenchod pura station ghurr raha tha mujhe pura station kya bhenchod saikdon toh police waale he mojjud they wahaan par maadarchod.. Gand Marr gayi aane se pehle he..

Abeer-Bola tha naa AP waapis Matt aana..

Ye bolke Abeer ne mera hath pakkada or mujhe leke bahaar ki taraf chal paddey woh log..

Bahaar bhi bc gaadiyaan chuppa rakhi thi unhone piche ki side toh mujhe pure bheed k bich Mein se hathkadiyon Mein leke gaye wohlog thankfully mask tha munh par bhenchod warna puri film ban jaati.. Finally humlog gaadiyon k pass aae Abeer ne mujhe Range Rover ki back seat par baithaaya or mere sath Anjali or Abeer baithey back seat par Mangal drive kar raha tha and Jiya aage baithi thi.. Baaki sab dusari gaadiyon Mein baithey and Anjali ne Bluetooth par order diya and gaadiyaan chal paddi..

Abeer-So what's the occasion now AP? Satisfaction nahi milla tha saikdon logon ko maarke jo or logon ko maarne aagaya..

Main-Apun kanoon jaanta hai main chup he rahunga fuck you guys..

Anjali-As you wish..

Main-By the way kaise ho tumlog?? i mean maine jyaada toh nahi maara naa?? Recover hogaye hoge?? Dard toh bahot hua hoga bc..

Anjali-Yeah fuck you bitch..

Main-My bad..

Abeer-Waise tu bada besharam hai bc Bhaag Bhaag k credit le leta hai tune nahi maara tu hota toh tera munh fod k jail Mein daal chuka hota main..you are weak and pathetic you can't touch me in a fight..

Main-Fuck you bitch..

Mangal-By the way what are you even doing here??

Main-Gaadi chala bhosdk tujhe kya panchayat hai..

Mangal - Fuck you bitch..

Abeer - Matt bata Humein toh bus tujhe seedha jail Mein daalna hai Baaki CBI waale dekhlenge..

Main-CBI waalon ki toh main Maa chod dunga tu dekhta Jaa.. Tujhe toh pata hona caahiye badla main leke rehta hun or mera badla bahot bura hota hai..

Abeer-Yeah I know woh vakeel woh do police waale abhi takk coma Mein Hain unki Saari family barbaad kardi tune..

Main-That was the whole Point..

Anjali-Waise kya lagta hai Abeer kitane saal takk andar rakhenge isko??

Abeer-Jabtak CBI waalon ki investigation chalti hai tabtak.. Kam se kam 3-4 saal toh lagenge he.. Ye Pehla shaks hoga jo bina crime prove hue he jail kaatega..

Mangal-True..

Main - You guys suck.. Fuck you guys..

Humlog police headquarters pohanchey or bhenchod wahaan or jyaada police mojjud thi and bahot he bhaari media 20 minutes Mein puri city ko pata chal gaya tha bhenchod i mean chalna tha saikdon logon k bich Mein se hathkadiyon Mein leke aae hain mujhe. Gaadiyaan andar aake rukki Abeer and Anjali uttare..

Abeer-Aaiye sir..

Main-Mera mask utaar toh bc pictures toh achi aani caahiye...

Abeer ne mera rumaal hataaya And main uttara niche mere hathkadi lage hath Uppar uthaae or bahaar media ki taraf dono hathon ki middle finger dikhaadi.. Maadarchod ye chalaao ab..

Ab mujhe wohlog andar leke aane lage toh bc wahaan jisse dekho woh mujhe dekhte he shocked reh gaya police waale bhi bc sab rukk gaye they..Andar laaya gaya mujhe and ek cell Mein daalke meri hathkadi kholke gate bandh kardiya..

Main-Hello Oye jaanwar mereko lawyer caahiye.. Laa mera phone de mereko mere lawyer ko call karna hai..

Abeer-Tera lawyer?? Woh kon hai??

Main-Koi nahi lekin still lawyer koi toh hoga.. Kanoon jaanta hun main lawyer caahiye mujhe..

Abeer-Sure lekin abhi lawyer ki jarurat nahi hai tujhe lawyer tab caahiye Hoga jab hum question karenge tujhse.. Abhi toh tujhe detain he kiya hai arrest thodi kiya hai toh thodi derr baith..

Main-Gand Fodd dunga bhosdk shyaana bana toh abhi phone dey ek call kar shakta hun main warna media Mein aisi pant utaarunga teri ki Gand fatt jaaegi.. Jaanta haina fir tu..

Abeer-Jiya phone dey toh iska..

Jiya ne mujhe mera phone diya and maine phone milaaya..

Main-Kya madam news wagairaah nahi dekhte kya?? Noukari se pyaar nahi hai tumhe lagta hai... What the fuck do you mean?? Fuck you I dont have time.. You bitch..

Call disconnected..

Maine call history delete ki and phone waapis diya..

Abeer-Kya hua?? Koi nahi millaa..??

Main-Fuck you bitch..

Anjali-CBI ko inform kardiya hai maine wohlog paperwork bhej denge kal judge k saamne lejaake seedha jail..

Main-Haan bc future dekhlo tumlog Pehle.. Jail ghanta jaayega jail main..

Mangal-Jaayega nahi bhejda jaaega.

Main-Haan or bhosdk kitane din rakhloge jail Mein Mujhe?? Sala aisi toh koi jail bani he nahi hai..

Mangal- Chinta Matt kar tere liye special cell taiyar karwaaenge.. Bhagna toh durr ki baat hai tu chal he lena wahaan par..

Abeer-Or Bhaag gaya toh fir tu hoga bhagoda yaani actually criminal fir pure desh Mein Kahin nahi chupp shakta tu Kahaan jaaega?? Even out of country chain nahi millega..

Main-Tumlog apna kaam karo naa be.. Bore Matt karo..

Ye bolke main darwaje se piche Jaake baith gaya..

Anjali-Chaaye coffee kuch lega??

Main-Chaaye he dedo..

Ye bolke maine Anjali ko dekha toh uski shakal se he samjh gaya main sarcasm tha woh..

Main-Yaa Matt do.. Waise bhi chaaye Chhod rakhi hai maine..

Abeer-Waise karne kya aaya hai tu??

Main-Juth nahi bolunga kissi ko thokne aaya tha..

Abeer-Kisko??

Main - Bata dunga toh bc tumlog lawda maarne doge..

Abeer-Matlab mera guess sahi tha pait bharra nahi itane logon ko maarke jo fir maarne aaya hai..

Main-Abe Yahaan kaa koi nahi hai bahaar kaa hai..

Abeer-Kahaan Roorkee kaa koi?? Waise bc Tikka toh tu Roorkee Mein Bhi nahi haina.. Kitane log maare??

Main-0 main bus chippa hua tha..

Abeer-Chutiya Matt bana wahaan woh minister K sath millke kand kar raha tha tu sab pata hai mujhe..

Main-Toh bc meri marji or rahi baat chutiya banaane ki woh toh tu hai he..

Abeer-Kitane log maare??

Main-Bahot jyaada..

Abeer-I hope tune saboot nahi chhode honge kyunki unke saboot mill gaye ki tu violent crime Mein shaamil tha toh teri Gand faad denge CBI waale..

Main-Saboot?? Bhosdk saboot mere haryana waale kand k he nahi they kissi k pass.. CBI ne court Mein 1 saboot bhi diya ho toh bata gandu.. 1 saboot naa tha woh toh woh bhen ki lawdi judge unke sath thi warna bc 1 single saboot nahi tha unke pass tu khud bata ho toh.. Keval munhchodi ki unhone..

Abeer-Unke pass saboot nahi they toh defense toh tere pass bhi nahi tha..

Main-Aji lund mera unse heavy thi meri daleelein lekin woh maadarchod lawdi ne suni he nahi..

Abeer-Usase badla nahi liya tune??

Main-Usase badla nahi lena abhi bc usase badla leleta toh woh case Chhod deti fir koi or gandu judge oppoint hojaata and then fir case chalta or fir naye rules laagu hotey and fir main aaj bahaar bhi nahi nikal paata.. Ab dekh chutkiyon Mein nikal jaaunga..

Abeer-Kya??

Main-Woh dekh judge madam aareli hai..

Ye sun Abeer ne piche dekha toh piche woh lawdi judge khaddi thi jissne tadipaar kiya tha mujhe..

Judge-Acp Anjali Isko chhodana padega aapko..

Anjali-Wait what?? Why??

Main-Main samjhaata hun main actually haryana permission k sath aaya hun madam ki permission k sath..

Anjali-Aapne isko permission di aane ki??

Main-Ye bhenchod nahi dene waali thi woh toh main kanoon Jaan gaya actually hua kya Mere college Mein semester exams aarahe hain or mere case Mein Mujhe Yahaan aake mere exams dene ki chutt hai toh main madam mere exams dene aaya hun..

Abeer-What the hell?? What rubbish is this..

Main-Sach hai bhosdk.. Email karke permission maangi thi maine a judge papers dikha..

Judge-Mind your language AP..

Main-Listen to me i dont give a fuck.. Gand Maar chukki hai ab lund lele mera.. Khuss reh jo jinda hai tu tere vakeel wagairaah kaa haal dekh wahi karta tera main..

Judge-.. Y. E.. Ye. Permission Papers iske..

Ye bolke ussne papers diye Anjali ko jisse dekh un sabke munh khul gaye..

Main-Game?? Mere sath?? Chutiyo mere level Mein he nahi ho tumlog mere level par aao jab Tumhaare sath game khelunga main..Jail, lund jaaega jail mera..

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Update-207(Planning)



Anjali-Jiya open the cell..

Main-J baat..

Judge-But remember AP police team Tumhaare sath rahegi or tumhe Government guest house Mein rehna padega police team k sath jo 24x7 Tumhaare sath rahegi..

Main-Yep yep I know I know..

Judge - OK then...Anjali CBI and crime branch ki ek joint team iske sath rahegi jo aane he waali hogi usko sonp dena AP ko and unke alaawa kaafi saare local police officers but for extra security Tumhaari team k kuch members bhi iske sath reh shaktey hain.. If you want..

Anjali-Ji mam we will make sure of that..

Judge -OK thanks I am getting late for a court case..

Main-Kya late bc paise toh khaaye honge tune result already fixed hai toh bhenchod seedha result sunaane he Jaana..

Judge-Trust me AP mujhe tum apna dushman nahi banana caahoge kyunki ek naa ek din uss court house Mein tumhe fir aana hai..

Main-Dushman banana hota toh coma Mein hoti tu.. Kaaydey Mein rahegi toh faayde Mein rahegi.. Now get the fuck out of my face you dumb corrupt ass bitch..

Uss judge kaa munh khull gaya and tab mujhe laga kuch jyaada toh naa bol gaya maadarchod.. Arrey lawda jyaada.. Gand Marrae dalli.. Woh munh fulaae nikali wahaan se..

Main-Haan Tu bol bhosdk ab jail bhejega mujhe?? Lund lele..Or sun caahe 24x7 mere sath rehna fir bhi jisko thokne aaya hun usko thok k he jaaunga likh k lele roukk shakta hai toh roukk lena..

"Hi Anjali"

Ye awaaj sun main mudda toh piche ek maal ladki khaddi thi 27-28 Ki age hogi ye bc Ekdum bharra hua sareer tha uska Uppar se dudh jaisa gorra rang ufff..

Anjali-Hey Aditi. Tum Yahaan?? Oh Iski security ki duty tumhe milli hai??

Aditi-Yep..

Anjali - OH awesome this is great.. Mujhe laga pata nahi kon hoga lekin tum ho toh i dont worry AP ab dekhungi kaise kuch karta hai tu..

Main-Wait a second aahista se samjhao dobara jo sab bola ye samjh Mein aaye aisi bhaasha Mein..

Anjali-Ye Aditi talwar hai crime branch se, one of the best in crime branch she is smartest in crime branch or iski team one of the best hai toh yelog ache se khayaal rakhenge Tumhaara..

Main - Sure..

Anjali-Aditi you are free to take him with you..

Aditi-Thanks.. Aaiye sir..

Abeer-Remember AP I am always watching you..

Main-Yeah.. Yeah.. And you still can't stop me.. I run this shit Abeer I run this shit.. Laa mera permission letter dey be kal college Mein Bhi Jaana Hai iske bina roll number naa millega mujhe..Also mera phone and bag bhi do.. Thanks.. Cheers guys see you around..

Ye bolke Main Aditi k sath bahaar ki taraf aaya..

Aditi-Hathkadi lagaaun yaa waise he chal paddoge..

Main-Jaisi aapki aagya madam..

Aditi-Aise he theek hai lekin Dhyaan rahe shyanpatti ki toh hath or pair dono jagah se baandh dungi...

Main-Oh no no, shyanpatti or main.. Itana toh dimag he naa hai madam..

Aditi-Chill i know kon ho tum Haryana se he hun main bhi.. Sab pata hai mujhe..

Main-Well great then..

Woh mujhe leke bahaar aai Jahaan par 7 bandey toh civil dress Mein they, unhone bullet proof vests wagairaah sab pehni thi and uske alawa at least 50 officers police uniform Mein mojjud they.

Main-Ye sab Tumhaare sath hain??

Aditi - Nahi ye sab tumhare sath hain mere sath toh keval ye 7 hain this is my team from crime branch and Baaki sab local police officers hain.

Uski team Mein 2 Ladkiyaan and 5 jhant bharr k aadmi they..

Aditi-Ye hain Aman..

Main-Don't know don't want to know.. Itana time nahi hai Madam.. Padhna hai mujhe..

Ispar Aditi hansi.. And uske alaawa meri ye baat uski puri team ko he passand naa aai kyunki un sab ka munh chadh gaya..

Aditi-OK ok our bad.. Lets go..

Ye bolke woh mujhe parking Mein leke aai Jahaan ek black fortuner khaddi thi ussme middle seat par baithaaya mujhe and Baaki log bhi baithey uske alaawa baaki sab police waale bhi atleast 9-10 gaadiyon Mein baithey and humlog parking se nikale toh bahaar ab or jyaada bheed thi media k alaawa log bhi bahot aagaye they toh badi he musqill se humari Gaadi nikali wahaan se.

Wohlog mujhe leke city k bichon bich aae Jahaan ek farmhouse type kuch tha jo safe house tha shayad lekin bc lit jagah thi bada saa garden and uske bichon bich farmhouse single floor kaa but ek dikkat thi chaaron taraf puri badi badi deewar thi and uske Uppar wiring thi toh bhaagna hua tab Gand marregi..

Andar ek bada saa hall tha jisme TV and sofas wagairaah they uske chaaron taraf 5 rooms they..

Aditi-So AP tum koi bhi ek room le shaktey ho..

Main-Ek nahi do.. Meri caretaker bhi mere sath rahegi..

Aditi-What??

Main-Yeah letter Mein likha hai mereko caretaker ki jarurat padti hai..

Aditi ne woh letter dekha..

Aditi-OK then 2 rooms le shaktey ho tum we don't mind Baaki 3 rooms humare and remember AP bahaar total 46 police officers and bahot saare cctv cameras and 3 police dogs mojjud hain toh Humein bina bataaye tum walk karne k liye bhi nahi Jaa shaktey.. Uske alaawa tumhara phone bhi tapped hai toh Tumhaari Saari baatein sun rahe hain humare log.. Khaana 3 time aaega Subah breakfast 7:30 am Lunch 12:30 pm then Dinner 9:30pm Khaana kab hai woh Tumhaari marji..

Main-OK.. Understood.. Ye rooom lunga main..

Maine sabse bada room choose kiya jisme bc Ekdum mast bada saa bed mojjud tha..And andar aake maine Ami ko call kiya..

Ami- Yo hogaya??

Main-Yeah listen address bhej raha hun aaja jaldi se..

Ami-OK boss..

Call disconnected..

Mere room Mein joint bathroom tha ab i know mere room Mein camera tha jo dhundana tha mujhe 25 minutes lage mujhe cameras dhundaney Mein 3 cameras mille unko nikaala Maine and leke bahaar aaya Hall Mein Aditi apne team waalon ko kuch samjha rahi thi..

Main-Madam Ye kuch samaan reh gaya tha mere room Mein..

Ye bolke usko cameras diye maine jisse dekh uska munh khull gaya..

Aditi-. Y. Y. E. Ye actually jo last banda Tha Yahaan uske liye they. Nikaalna bhull gaye honge..

Main-Oh yeah yahi hua hoga..

Ye bolke main waapis apne room Mein aaya Tab Ami bhi aagayi..

Ami-Mera room konsa hai??

Main-Side waala.. Chang se milli..

Ami-Yep.. Station par he tha woh.. Sab set hai Woh dhund lega Anil ko.. Easily..

Main-Nice..

Ani-By the way boss kaise pata chala inhe humare aane kaa??

Main-Abeer k bandey follow kar rahe they Humein jaise he Govind ne announce kiya ki main Roorkee Mein hun idhar se Abeer ne apne bandey bheje najar rakhaney k liye and now we are here..

Ami-Nice..

Main-By the way shyaam ko books lene Jaana Hai Humein..

Ami-Books.??

Main-Yeah.. Books.. 6 exams hain atleast 4 Mein pass hona hai mujhe warna aage papers k liye bhi naa aane denge ki bhenchod padhna toh hai he nahi tujhe.

Ami-Cool..

Main-Ye Aditi ko bol dena shyaam ko Jaana Hai..

Ami-Cool..

Uske Baad main nahaaya kapde change kiye and painkillers leke rest lene laga.. Hmm.. Kaafi hard hone waala tha mere liye kuch bhi karna lekin still karunga toh main he.. Lund rakhenge mujhe baandh k..

Shyaam 5 baje main apne room se bahaar aaya toh Aditi and uski team tv dekh rahe they..

Aditi-Ready??

Main-Yep..

Maine Ami ko bulaaya..

Ami-Let's move boss..

Aditi-Tum munh par kuch lagaalo better rahega kissi ne pehchaan liya toh issue hoga..

Main-Good Idea..

Maine rumaal baandha munh par and unke sath bahar aaya..

Fortuner Mein baithe humlog bc bahaar sachi Mein bahot jyaada police mojjud thi what the fuck.. Lekin Filhaal humare sath keval ek extra Gaadi or thi woh bhi normal car thi jisme civil dress waale officers he they keval..

Aditi-Kahaan milengi books Tumhaari??

Main-Matka chownk k just piche waali market Mein..

Aditi-Cool.. Remember AP no funny business we won't hesitate to hurt you if you do anything stupid..

Main-Pata hai mujhe bhaagunga nahi don't worry..

Aditi-Good..

Humlog market Mein pohanchey shyaam kaa time tha theek thaak bheed thi Gaadi rukki ek bookstore k saamne bahot bada bookstore hai ye Yahaan harr exam ki cheating slips se leke Mastram comics takk milti hain.. 10th Board Mein yahin ki parchiyon se Merrit Lee thi.. Ek uncle chalata hai ye shop humlog uttare Gaadi se Aditi or uski team bilkul mere sath thi main shop Mein enter hua..

Main-Uncle Btech civil 3rd sem k exam notes dedo toh.

Uncle-Beta subject dekhlo khud dhundaney padenge..

Main-Bc subject toh maalum he nahi mujhe kya they..

Ami-Nice boss nice..

Main-Ek second phone dekhleta hun main..

Maine phone Mein college website se details nikaali..

Main-OK first, Building Materials And Construction..

Uncle - Acha BMC Niche 3rd cabinet Mein 2nd row..

Main-OK 2nd Fluid Mechanics 1..

Uncle-FM-1 Acha same cabinet 4th row..

Main-3rd Engineering Mathematics - 3..

Uncle-M3 ye Uppar millegi beta first rack Mein sabse Uppar..

Main-4th Solid Mechanics..

Uncle-Ye bhi Uppar..

Main-5th Rock Mechanics and engineering..

Uncle-Ye bhi Uppar beta..

Main-6th Strength of Material..

Uncle - Ye niche 4th rack Mein beta..

Main-OK..

Maine Pehle toh niche waali dhundi 3no. Uppar ab actually koi floor nahi tha Uppar ek cardboard and lakadi type se ek compartment he bana rakha tha jisme ek lohe ki seedhi khaddi kar rakhi thi.. Ab main Uppar ki taraf Jaane laga toh Aditi mere piche aai.

Uncle-Arrey beta ek he banda chale Jaao Uppar.. Lakadi kaa hai Saara samaan itana wajan nahi seh paaega.. Ladka delivery dene gaya hai warna woh dedeta mujhse toh jaaya nahi Jaata beta..

Aditi-OK AP you can go main check karleti hun...

Aditi uss seedhi se uppar chaddhi ussne najar maari and waapis niche aai..

Aditi-Ok AP you can go..

Main - Uncle tutt gaya toh dekhlena fir..

Uncle-Aaram se Jaana beta uchal kudd matt karna..

Main-Uchall kudd Uppar kabaddi khelunga main..

Ab main darrta hua Uppar chadha toh Uppar 4 racks they bade bade.. Ab main Ekdum last Mein gaya..

Main-(Aaram se). Haan Beta good evening..

Wahaan corner mein Chang Jatin or Rajnish baithey they bc passeene - 2 horahe they woh buri tarah se.Rajnish or Jatin ne baithey-2 he mere pair chuwe kyunki khaddey hotey toh pairon ki awaaj sun jaati niche clear..

Rajnish-Hukkum bhai..

Main-Dekho main fans chuka hun ab toh bahot kam kuch kar paaunga jo karna hai tum teeno ko he karna hai samjh rahe ho..

Rajnish-Ji bhai aap tension he matt lo.. Hukkum karo aap..

Main-Kal 8-9 baje k bich main college Mein jaaunga mera roll number lene ab main jaaunga almost 50 police waale honge mere sath and then main waapis aaunga ab tumhe jo karna hai woh tab karna hai jab main bahaar wapis aaraha houn, kya karna hai suno mujhe bheed caahiye pure gudla ko saare supporters ko le aana tere samjha or unmein tere Bandon ko aage kardena, bheed Baaki police waalon ko dekhegi or tere Bandon kaa kaam hoga mere sath jo police waale hain unhe hatanaa..Samjhe mere aas pass koi police waala nahi hona caahiye...

Rajnish-OK bhai jo aapki aagya..

Main - (Chilaake) Arrey uncle Solid Mechanics ki Kahaan bataai thi..

Niche se uncle ki awaaj aai waapis..

Main-Or suno bheed mere khilaaf waali honi caahiye mere khilaaf naare lagwaana mere against posters leke aane caahiye mere haters ki bheed lagni caahiye woh... Or jo karna hai Ekdum se hona caahiye samjh Mein Nahi aae logon ko ki hua kya..

Rajnish-Ok bhai. Hojaaega easily..

Main-Dhyaan rahe mujhse durr kardena ek ek police waale ko.. Or jaise he main police waalon se durr hojaaun road jam kardena ek do Gaadi waadi tod dena dukaan wukaan ka samaan fainkdena 2 minutes agar road bandh hua toh pure area Mein traffic jam lag jaaega uske Baad bahaar se police backup aane Mein atleast 15-20 minutes lag jaaengi iss bich tumhaare bandey nikal Jaane caahiye bus yahi caahiye.. koi media waala ho yaa video record kar raha hai toh uski Pehle toh Gand todna then camera.. Or Haan koi Jaan se nahi marrna caahiye..

Rajnish-Hojaaega bhai.. Tension nahi lene kaa..

Main-Shabbas.. Or Baaki Chang jo kahe wahi karna..

Chang-Yelo teeno books and ye extra mobile..

Chang ne mujhe teeno books di and ek mobile diya.. Jo phone mere pass tha one plus 8 pro wahi same phone diya Chang ne with same color and all..

Main-Dhyaan rahe bacho Tumhaare Uppar hai sab.. Pura area jall uthna caahiye Logon ko bhi toh pata chale AP aaya hai.

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Update-208(Perfectly Executed)


Rajnish or Jatin ko sab samjhaake main niche aaya bill banwaaya and pay karke waapis Gaadi mein aaya and uske Baad maine aage ek barber shop par Jaake Gaadi rukkwaai baal and beard cut karwaai or waapis apne AP version Mein aaya bhenchod ab Jaake AP jaisa lagne laga hun.. Uske Baad humlog nikale waapis ghar k liye kal important day tha mujhe 15-20 minutes ki window caahiye thi jo according to plan mill jaani caahiye raat ko maine or Ami ne sath dinner kiya Khaana theek tha bc thankfully and uske Baad main mast so gaya subah time se utha main toh breakfast aachuka tha garam dudh and biscuits nice.. Khair jo bhi tha maine naasta kiya and nahaake ready hoke room se bahar aaya toh Ami ready thi Aditi or uski team bahaar sabko instructions derahe they ki public Mein Kya karna hai aaj wagairaah wagairaah..

Aditi-Ready AP..??

Main-Yes mam..

Aditi-Let's move then..

Ab Again Main or Ami Aditi k sath fortuner Mein he they and humlog nikale theek 8:30 Baje. 9 or gaadiyaan thi police waalon ki mere piche bhenchod International Terrorist k maafik kaafila bana diya tha..

Aditi-It'll be interesting right AP??

Main - Kya??

Aditi-I mean apne friends se itane time Baad millna woh bhi iss haalat Mein.. Awkward right??

Main-Mere friends koi hai he nahi college Mein.. So I'll be fine.

Aditi-Really?? What about girlfriends??

Main-Ek baat batao mereko suppose tum meri girlfriend thi past Mein ok or then mujhe achanak ek din arrest karliya gaya or itane charges lage jitne kissi Mafia boss yaa crime lord k Uppar bhi nahi lagtey lekin prove ek bhi nahi hua but still mujhe tadipar kardiya gaya toh kya uske Baad tum meri girlfriend bani rahogi??

Aditi-Hell No.

Main-Exactly Mujhe ek terrorist ki tarah show kiya gaya hai public k saamne.. Agar mere crimes prove hojaatey toh atleast logon ko pata toh chal Jaata ok ye kiya tha AP ne toh usko saja hui ab public ko toh ye bhi nahi pata maine kiya kya hai lekin itana bada kand hua hai toh unhe lagta hai kuch na kuch bahot galat kiya hai maine like terrorist level shit and unki najar Mein Ab wahi hun main toh girlfriend toh durr ki baat meri family he nahi hai mere pass..

Aditi-That's sad..

Main-Yep..

Ye sun 2 bandey hanse.. Maa chod dunga bhenchod..

So humlog college pohanchey and bc entry Lee ek sath Saari gaadiyon ne sirens on they harr Gaadi k toh bc log apne aap he side Hatt gaye gaadiyaan rukki parking k saamne.. Sab log i guess Bluetooth se connected they kyunki Aditi ne Order diya bt par ki area check karo and piche ki gaadiyon Mein sablog uttar gaye or meri Gaadi ko gherr kar kaddey hogaye.. Students bhenchod aise ghurr rahe they gaadiyon ko ki kya he hogaya bc then Aditi uttari and uske Baad main uttara ab mujhe wahan dekh students ki Gand fatt gayi sabke munh khulle k khulle reh gaye they..

Aditi-Let's go..

Ye bolke Aditi k sath main aage badha mujhe 4on taraf se police waalon ne gherr rakha tha or bc sabke hathon Mein unki guns thi sabke.. What the fuck.. Ab sabse Pehle pehchaan waala banda milla mujhe Shubam.. Shubam seedha meri taraf aaya toh Police waalon ne roukk diya..

Main-He is with me aane do..

Ye sun Shubam aage aaya or aage aake mujhse galle milla..

Shubam - Kaise ho bhai??

Main-Badhiya beta.. Tu bata..

Shubham-Bus kat rahi hai jindagee bhai..

Main-J baat.. Chal chaltey chaltey baat kar time nahi hai bc..

Humlog fir aage badhe..

Main-Kya chal raha hai college Mein?? Or bhosdk tu election se kyun piche Hatt gaya gandu..

Shubham-Aapke bina kya election bhai jeet kar bhi kya he kama leta Woh Digvijay apni mousi k naam se mere hotey hue apni chalaata.. Even woh Sudha Chaudhary k betey kaa call aaya mere pass bola durr hoja elections se ab main hogaya kya fayda tha waise bhi..

Main-Baat toh sahi hai.. Or kya situation hai??

Shubam-Wahi same bakwas padhai and bus politics Baaki kuch naa hai bhai, log Gand ghissne he college aatey hain bus..

Main-Aisa gandu president ho toh main bhi naa aaun..

Shub-True..

Main-Principal aachuka??

Shubham-Naa bhai..

Main-What the fuck.. Aaya nahi abtak??

Shubham-Naa..

Main-Uske bina toh kaam nahi hoga Aditi..

Aditi-Kabtak aaega??

Shubham-30 minutes takk aajaaega late nahi hota budhau..

Aditi-Cool wait karenge then..

Main-Canteen??

Aditi-Sure.. Tum khilla rahe ho toh kuch sure..

Main-OK.. Aao..

Ye bol hum Canteen ki side Mudd gaye ab andar Keval Aditi or uski team Jaane waali thi mere sath Baaki police waale canteen k bahaar he rukke ab jaise he main canteen Mein enter hua toh canteen Mein sannaata chaa gaya bhenchod jo Jahaan tha wahin rukk gaya.. Aadhe se jyaada toh apni apni jagah par khaddey hogaye they.. Or sabse awkward situation thi wahaan Ek table Par Sam Ravi Rohit Ashish Ajit Abhi Mouni Divya Arushi and finally Anaa bhi mojjud thi wahaan par wohlog kissi baat par hans rahe they lekin mujhe dekhte he unki hansi bichmein he rukk gayi sab chup bc sab k sab.. Anaa ne mujhe dekha uski aankhein meri aankhon se milli and kuch seconds kaa pause aagaya uske face expressions badalne lage and Ekdum se sad hogayi woh issliye maine apni najar hata Lee bc kya faayda.. Then Sam Ravi or Rohit se eye contact bana mera unke expressions nahi padh paaya bc main Sadness, Anger and sympathy sab tha unki aankhon Mein but sabse jyaada anger he tha jo main samjh gaya issliye turant Unn sab ki taraf aankh maarke main aage badha. Aage Laxman aaya bhaagta hua or mere pairon Mein lait gaya..

Main-Uth be bhosdk.. Beijatti karwaaega bhenchod.. Uth..

Maine uthaya usko toh mujhse galle milla woh..

Laxman-Kaise ho bhai??

Main-Bus daya hai teri.. Sun jaldi se tere hath ki coffee pila dey sabko..

Aditi-Naa we are good tum pee lo..

Main-Are you sure?? Kuch milaaunga nahi usme don't worry..

Aditi-Naa we are good..

Main-It's ok.. Aao andar..

Ye bolke main andar guffa Mein enter hua toh bhenchod andar 5 bandey mojjud they or wohlog koi or nahi Digvijay or uske sathi they, ab mujhe wahaan dekh unn sab ki ek baar ko toh Gand fatt gayi or woh sablog apni apni jagah khaddey hogaye then unhe Dhyaan aaya ki main ab kuch naa ukhaad shakta unka tab woh cool bananey lage..

Digvijay-Aaiye aaiye kaise ho Sir...

Main-Perfecto.. Tumlog Yahaan kya kar rahe ho??

Digv-Baithey hain coffee pee rahe hain..

Main-Nice nice.. Ab nikalo firr..

Digv-AP pata haina I am the mother fucking president of this college.. I can do whatever the fuck i want..

Main-Digvijay pata haina I am AP and I don't give a fuck tum kon ho..

Digv-You better give a fuck AP i run this place now...

Aditi-Chill out guys we all can be here.. Khaddey hain sab aaram se. Its ok we don't need any problem..

Digvi-Haan madam samjhao apne boyfriend ko..

Main-Bhosdk crime branch se hai woh, teri or teri mousi dono ki Gand faadke alag rakhegi fir rota rahiyo..

Laxman coffee laaya maine Pehle toh ek cigarette jalaai then coffee Lee hath Mein..

Digv-College Mein cigarette ?? What the hell allowed nahi hai ye sab..

Woh sachmein shocked tha usse naa pata tha bc Pehle Yahaan kaam he ye karte they humlog..

Main-Jaa toh complaint karke aa..

Ladka1-Humein complaint ki jarurat nahi padti.. Aisi Gand tod di jaaegi..

Ye sun maine usko ghurra toh woh najarein churaae ab mujhse.. Maine cigarette kaa dhuaan maara uske Uppar..

Main-Kaisi?? Bol be kaisi?? Bolega..

Digvijay - Mujhse baat kar..

Main-Hmm.. Tera ilaaj bhi kardun?? Kyunki mujhe 2 minute he lagenge..

Aditi-AP chill out..

Main-Arrey abhi nahi mam baadmein.. Tension naa lo aapko dikkat nahi dunga..

Ladka2-Kya bola be. Kar ilaaj kar naa..

Ye bolke woh banda meri taraf badha toh Aditi ne uske munh k Uppar gun taan di jisase woh turant Jahaan se aaya tha wahaan chala gaya..

Aditi-Get the fuck back bitch and stay there..

Ab main aage kuch bolta usase Pehle Arushi andar aai or mujhse Galle milli..

Arushi-How are you??

Main-Hmmm let me think about this one well not that good I guess.. Tum batao how are you?? Aunty ji kaisi hain??

Arushi - Sab theek hain..

Main-Perfect..

Aditi-Aao AP principal aagaya hai..

Aditi ko bahaar se Bluetooth par information mill gayi thi principal k aane ki..

Main - Coffee toh pee lun..

Aditi-Sure thoda jaldi..

Arushi-What's happening AP?? kabtak ye sab??

Main-Forever i guess humessa k liye.. Thats the new me now Arushi..

Maine Coffee finish ki and bahaar nikala toh woh dono ladke humaare piche canteen Mein aaye or mere piche se chilaae..

Ladka1-AP you are nothing your time is over its our time now kabtak police waalon k piche chippega..

Ladka2-Yeah you fucking looser terrorist get the fuck out of our college..

Ye unhone puri canteen ko sunaane k liye kaha taaki students ko lage yelog kissi se nahi darrtey caahe woh koi bhi ho iske reply Mein main bus piche mudda or unko ek smile di jisase unki Gand or jall gayi..

Ladka2-Hans kya raha hai kaayar dum hai toh saamne aa...

Ye suntey hue main canteen se bahaar nikal gaya..

Aditi-It seems people do hate you very much..

Main-Yep.. Don't worry I'll take care of them..

Ab waapis humlog principal office ki taraf badhe saare police force k sath.. Principal k office k saamne pohanchey humlog and andar Keval main or Aditi he gaye principal ne jaise he mujhe dekha uska munh khull gaya..

Main - Good morning sir.. Here you go.. I need my roll number..

Maine usko apna permission letter diya ussne woh letter liya but mujhe he ghurrta raha..

Princ-You are back..

Main-I am..

Prin-Why??

Main-What do you mean why?? Because I can..

Prin-No one wants you here AP.. No one..

Main-Oh i see ye baat hai listen sir tumhe jo bolna hai bolo i dont mind just give me the roll number..

Princ-You betrayed your people you betrayed everyone even your family..

Main - So college kaisa laga Aditi..

Aditi-It's nice.. I like it.

Prin - Maine kaha tha ek time aaega jab Tumhaare pass kuch bhi nahi bachega.

Main-Canteen kaisi lagi??

Aditi-Woh bhi theek thi.. Bheed jyaada thi but..

Main-Haan woh issue rehta hai..

Principal samjh gaya ki i dont give a fuck issliye ussne mere roll number kaa print nikaala maine printer se roll number uthaya...

Principal-You don't deserve to be here.. You really don't..

Main-You too..

Ye bolke main bahaar aaya..

Aditi-Damn no one likes you what the hell..

Main-Yep.. Actually yy. Y. Y.

Main boltey boltey rukk gaya kyunki mere saamne Filhaal Nicki mam or Ritika mam khaddi thi.. Mujhe dekhte he wohlog ne break maardiye wahin k wahin.. Nicki mam se eye contact hua mera or kuch seconds mein he unki aankhon Mein aansu aagaye jo unhone turant saaf kiye and waapis Mudd gayi.. Sathmeim Riti mam bhi waapis Mudd gayi or wohlog turant he wahan se chale gaye.. Nice nice nice..

Ab humlog waapis lawn Mein aae or parking ki side Jaane lage sab clear tha sab cheej apni apni jagah par thi or jaise he humlog gaadiyon k pass pohanchey Ekdum se bheed enter hui college k gate se, gate par guards ko bhi samjh naa aaya ki kya hua itani derr Mein toh bhenchod log andar he ghuss gaye they.. Or Aditi Police waalon ko order de paati usase Pehle toh chillam chilli suru hogayi mere against naare lagne lag gaye aage waale police waalon ko bheed ne 3 seconds Mein gherr liya Yahaan se leke gate se bahaar takk main road k Uppar takk bheed he bheed thi bhenchod ab mere pass bache keval Aditi or uski team unki Gand fatt gayi thi.. Perfectly executed.. I Like it. I fucking like it..

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Bheed ne 30 seconds Mein Sab cover karliya tha 100% Iss plan ka layout Chang ne banaake diya hoga kyunki itana perfectly ussi kaa plan Jaa shakta hai.Maine Ami ko ishaara kiya toh woh Jaake fortuner Mein baith gayi..

Aditi-Cover AP.. Cover AP.. I am calling for backup..

Ye bolke Aditi Gaadi se apna phone nikaalne gayi uski team mere 4on taraf fail gayi but bheed itani thi ki un sabko gumm kardiya unhone and tab milla mujhe time mere pass koi bhi nahi tha.. I mean log toh bahot saare they but police yaa Aditi ki team nahi thi wahaan.. Ab mujhe backside Jaana tha uske liye best option tha main canteen Mein jaaun kyunki canteen Mein Ek back gate hai jo mujhe bahot he easily bahaar pohancha shakta hai woh lock rehta hai but chaabi Laxman k pass hai uski.. Ab main Bhaag shakta tha or apna kaam karke surrender kardunga or bolunga ki bhenchod kya karta log Gand maarne lage they meri wahaan par bc mushqil se Jaan bachaake bhaaga hun main.. Issliye main bhaagtey hue canteen Mein aaya toh canteen waalon ko koi Matlab nahi tha bahaar kya horaha hai Sam and Baaki sab k sab wahin baithey they unhone mujhe dekha maine unhe but mere pass time nahi tha main back gate ki side bhaaga..

Main-Laxman Gate khol ye..

Laxman-Aaya bhai..

Main-Abhi khol be.. Jaldi..

Laxman udhar aaya jeb se chaabi nikaali or gate khol he raha tha ki kissi ne uske hath pakkad liye maine dekha toh ye Digvijay k woh 2 bandey they jo abhi mujhe dhamka rahe they kuch seconds Pehle but farak ye tha ab woh 3 they.. Digvijay nahi tha wahaan woh piche ek table par baitha hans raha tha..

Ladka1-Ab bol beta Kahaan jaaega?? Fans gaya naa akela.

Main-Chup be lawde Jaana Hai mujhe durr hattjaa baadmein aana..

Ladka1-Haan pata hai Humein bahaar kya horaha hai tabhi toh moukka milla hai..

Main-Listen bahot jyaada Maar dunga main.. A Laxman gate khol..

Ladka2-Halwa hai kya..

Main-Trust me beta jyaada lag jaaegi I promise ek baar maarna suru kiya toh rukkunga nahi main.

Ladka2-Aaja dekhletey hain..

Ye bolke ussne Laxman se chaabi cheen Lee.. I hate this I fucking hate this orr delay hoga ab. Ab aise he nahi Maar shakta tha unko main Pehla waar unka hona caahiye cctv laga tha red batti on thi Matlab chaalu tha.. Ab I know wohlog piche nahi hattenge kyunki Saari canteen dekh rahi thi..

Main-Are you sure??

Ladka1-Haan..

Main-Dekhlo..

Ladka1-Kya Dekhlein be..

Ye bolke ussne maara mujhe dhakka and that was the game over for them.. Maine dhakke se ubharrtey he maara usske pait Mein punch,jo itana bhayanak laga ki woh apne ghutano par girra or jo coffee abhi kuch minutes Pehle pee thi ussne woh Saari ki Saari farsh par ulti aagayi.. Tab 2nd bandey ne nikaali hockey jo ussne apne piche chuppa rakhi thi woh maarni caahi ussne mujhe toh maine woh left hand se pakkadi and right hand se diya uski ribs k Uppar punch woh bc tedha hogaya tab maine cheeni uske hath se hockey and usko Maari laat woh piche table par girra Jaake logon ki coffee woffee durr Jaa girri.. Ab last banda rukk gaya isko nahi maarna abhi issliye main waapis 2nd bandey ki taraf mudda usse table se uthaaya and deewar k sahaare khadda karke di maine woh hockey Ekdum uske munh k Uppar saale k ek do daant toh jarrur gaye honge woh munh se khoon ugalta hua niche girra ab mujhe distracted dekh k woh third banda piche se aaya mujhe pata chal gaya tha uske aane kaa lekin maine usko roukka nahi Pehla waar uska hona caahiye issliye maine usko maarne diya ussne piche se laat maari mujhe jo mujhe lagi thoda aage ko hua main lekin then muddtey he di maine hockey uske pait mein woh bhi apne ghutano par girra or girrtey he maine maari hockey uske shoulder par woh bhi Uppar ki taraf se woh bhi full power k sath woh Gand faad chilaaya kyunki hath dislocate hogaya tha uska woh niche girr padda or chilaane laga hath pakkad k tab maari maine laat uski ribs k Uppar jo on point lagi or uske hath k sath sath uski ribs bhi gayi woh Parr kattey pakshi ki tarah chatpataane laga.. Then main waapis aaya first bandey k pass woh bechara table ka sahara leke jukh kar khadda tha uske munh se non stop vomiting horahi thi.. Main gaya uski taraf and maine maari woh hockey full power k sath uski right knee k Uppar ab 3 cheezein hui ek sath Pehli woh hockey tutti then uski knee tutti and then uski Gand fatti woh Gand faad chilaata hua niche girr padda tab maine uska hath pakkadke khincha usse and aage ek chair k pass leke aaya chair k niche uska hath fansaaya and diya Gand faad jhatka bus woh bechara Dard k maare behosh he hogaya kyunki uska hath or pair dono tod diye they maine... Ab main waapis 2nd bandey k pass gaya usko ek laat deke nikal lunga bc or main usko laat maarne he waala tha ki mujhe laga meri pith par koi chinti nee kaata and main hath piche lejaata usase Pehle laga mujhe bhayanak shock Ekdum se bhenchod main niche jameen par girr padda or pura vibrate hone laga, meri puri body Mein current doud raha tha or main niche padda padda chatpatta raha tha Tab main samjh gaya ye taser tha .. Bc Gand fatt gayi thi jiske 2 reasons they first current kaafi jyaada tha and second I hate electricity mujhe agar thoda bahot current bhi lagta hai toh he Gand fatt jaati hai lekin abtoh bhenchod 50000 Volts kaa current meri body Mein doud raha tha saala meri aankhein khulli thi but dikh kuch nahi raha tha meri puri body hill rahi thi but uspar mera koi jorr nahi chal raha tha.. Finally woh sab rukka or bhenchod maine ek lamba sans liya at least 1 minute toh mujhe process karne Mein lage ki hua kya abhi then main uthke baith gaya tab dekha maine saamne Abeer Anjali Jiya Deepak Ajay and Rajat khaddey they or Abeer k hath Mein taser tha.. Ye bhenchod itani jaldi kaise aagaye? Raaste toh jam hogaye they saare.. What the fuck.. Matlab yelog yahin they picha kar rahe they.. Inko pata tha main kuch toh karunga.. Bhenchod..

Ab taser se mujhe ek or bahot badi dikkat ye hai ki obviously current mind par sabse jyaada ashar karta hai or mere mind par koi cheej bahaar se ashar kare toh andar Jaake double lagta hai issliye bc main blank saa horaha tha jo maine abhi socha woh fir soch raha tha.. I know ye temporarily sabke sath hota hai tase hone k Baad but mere mind k sath khilwaad mujhe bilkul pasand nahi hai.. Saari canteen mujhe he ghurr rahi thi bhenchod issliye main utha..

Abeer-Good Morning AP. Fighting??

Main-Self defense with proof.. By the way idhar aao toh tumlog..

Abeer wagairaah mere pass aae..

Main-(Aaram se) Listen to me carefully you dumb fucking idiot agar aaj k Baad kabhi bhi kissi ne bhi mujhe tase kiya naa toh I promise you uske sareer ki ek ek haddi alag alag karke todunga.. And I am serious about that..

Abeer-Yeah you are just mad tera plan flop kardiya ye 3 ladko ne.. Kahan Jaane waala tha?? Kya karta Bhaag Jaata then kand karke surrender kardeta ki main Jaan bachaake bhaaga tha.. Aisa he karne waala tha na??

Main-Woh sab doesn't matter and i hope tumlog sun rahe ho next time beshak meri taang Mein goli maardena lekin agar mujhe tase kiya toh I am not kidding Abeer I'll fucking destroy you..

Ye bolke main wahin ek table par baitha..

Main-Laxman ek coffee..

Bhenchod meri khopdi Mein abhi bhi current doud raha tha maano ek baar ko toh rukk Jaata and then fir suru.. Dimag Mein gudgudi horahi thi bhenchod.. Can you believe that.. Maine apne hath dekhe jinmein still kampan horahi thi, issliye i hate electricity bhenchod.. Abeer wagairaah ne un londo k liye ambulance wagairaah bulaai..

Laxman ne coffee di mujhe maine coffee lee toh meri najar saamne waali table par paddi jispar sam wagairaah sab baithey they woh log bhi mujhe he ghurr rahe they or jaise he maine uss taraf dekha un sab ne najarein hata Lee apni keval Anaa ne eye contact banaake rakha mere sath.. Usase najar maine hataai bc usse dekh kar pata nahi kyun mujhe guilty feel hota hai.. Maine coffee ki sip Lee tab Jaake mera mind ek jagah Jaake rukka maine 2-3 sip or Lee coffee ki tab Jaake body stable hui meri or maine Baaki coffee wahin rakh di bus itani kaafi hai..

Tab wahan principal aagaya ye or gaali khaaega maadarchod..

Principal-What the hell is happening here.. Ofcourse tum ho mujhe pata tha tumhaare alaawa ye sab koi kar bhi nahi shakta.. I told you you don't deserve to be here AP let students study..

Ye sun main uske saamne khadda hua..

Main-Fuck you and fuck your dumb rules..

Ye sun bhenchod puri canteen Mein sanaata chaa gaya Principal toh blank hogaya bc usko kaato toh khoon nahi..

Main-Yeah ab dhamki doge ki you are suspended blah blah.. Toh listen mujhe koi suspend nahi kar shakta Iss college se uske liye tumhe high court se permission leke aani padegi jo mill jaaegi jisme saalon lag jaayenge.. Tabtak main he hun..

Abeer - Principal sir aaiye aaiye.. Isase durr hojaao ek baar sab..

Abeer Principal ko leke gaya wahan se pakkad k woh still shocked tha Gand maardi saale ki ab kya ijjat reh gayi usski college Mein bc lund mera.. Then main Digvijay k pass gaya jo ab najarein chura raha tha mujhse..

Main-I know tujhe nahi pata tune Kitana bada nuksaan kardiya mera but let me tell you something I'll ruin your life now.. You'll literally regret every decision you made against me.. And Haan time Pehle Bhi mera tha ab bhi mera hai and aage bhi mera he rahega.. You run this place?? I run this whole fucking state bitch..

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