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Hindi Sex Kahani - Life of an Engineer

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Daksh college aagya tha kyuki badle ke sath sath promise bhi to puri karni thi

Vo aur pooja body ke final stage par kaam kar rahe the lekin humesha ki tarah Daksh es baar koe flirting ya bakchodi nahi kar raha tha

Vo bilkul serious hoke apna kaam kar raha tha aur pooja Daksh ko baar baar notice kar rahi thi sayad kosis kar rahi ho Daksh ke ander kya chal raha hai ye janane ki

Pooja- Daksh tumne ek baar sab check kar liya na
Conversation start karne ke liye boli
Daksh- hmm
Sab kar liya
Aur Daksh ne conversation khatam kar di

Pooja- aur jo main change karne ko bola tha?
Daksh- ha

Pooja- tum theek ho?
Daksh- ha

Pooja- lag to nahi rahe
Daksh- to na sahi

Daksh pooja ke sare sawalo ke jawab ha na me hi de raha tha

Pooja- kuch problem hai to tum mujhse share kar sakte ho
Ye pooja chali Nidhi ki rah par
Daksh- kuch problem nahi hai

Daksh pooja ki taraf dekh bhi nahi raha tha
Vo to bas apne kaam me laga hua tha

Pooja ne kafi kosis ki lekin Daksh ne koe baat ka jawab nahi diya
Fir haar ke pooja bhi chhup hogaye aur apna kaam karne lagi

Tabhi Arjun ka phone aagya aur Daksh kaam karte karte
Daksh- ha bol
Arjun- bc es baar bhi gayab hogya na tu
Lavde jab jana hi nahi hota to bolta kyu hai?

Daksh- jaruri kaam aagya tha
Arjun- ha bc aur hum to sab khali bathe hai na

Daksh- baad me call karta hu
Busy hu abhi
Arjun- kisko chhodne me?

Daksh- tune muh band nahi kiya to sabse pehle tera hi number lagega
Arjun- gand mara behanchod
Aur Arjun gusse me phone kaat deta hai
Lekin jaise Daksh ko Lund fark padta hai

Pooja- Daksh tum kaha gaye the?
Daksh- hell

Pooja- kya matlab?
Daksh- tumne agar bolna band nahi kiya to tujhe bhi dikha dunga
Fir pooja vapas shant hogaye ye soch ke ki Daksh ka mood sahi nahi hai

Pure din dono kaam karte rahe fir raat hogaye

Pooja- Daksh chale?
Bahut time hogya
Baki kal kar lenge
Daksh- tum jao
Main kar lunga

Pooja- are tumne subah se kuch khaya bhi nahi hai
Daksh- pet sirf khane se bhare se jaruri nahi hai

Pooja- rest bhi to jaruri hai
Aise to tabeyat kharab ho jayegi
Daksh- meri nahi hogi
Tum jao
Main subah yahi milunga tumhe

Pooja ne ek do baar aur kosis ki fir vaha se chali gaye

Daksh raat ko bhi kaam karta raha aur jab agle din subah pooja aaye tab tak usne almost sab kuch finish kar liya tha

Pooja ko pata nahi kyu lag raha tha ki Daksh ne kuch khaya nahi hoga es liye uske liye breakfast bhi leke aaye thi

Pooja- are tumne to sab finish kar diya
Daksh- jab to 100 nahi hojata kisi chhij ko finish nahi bolna chahiye

Pooja- vo bhi ho jayega
Tum pehle breakfast kar lo
Aur usse khane ko deti hai

Daksh ek do bite leta hai aur fir busy ho jata hai

Pooja- tum mujhe ignore kar rahe ho kya?
Daksh- nahi

Pooja- fir pehle jaise kyu behave nahi kar rahe
Daksh- vo pehle wala kuch jada rashte se bhatakta tha
Esliye maine piche chhod diya usse

Pooja- kya matlab?
Daksh- kuch nahi

Pooja- to dara kyu rahe ho
Daksh- dar kyu rahi ho

Pooja- do teen din me kitna change aagya tum me
Daksh- not good for anyone

Pooja- fir kyu change ho rahe ho?
Daksh- you really wanna sleep with me?

Pooja- wait what no
Daksh- then just don't get so much attached

Pooja- I just want to have a conversation
But it's okay
Let's work

Aur dono vapas kaam karne lag jate hai
Jada kuch bacha nahi tha to jaldi hi sab khatam bhi ho jata hai

Pooja- we just have to assemble it now
Daksh- let's do it

Aur dono mil ke jaldi jaldi sab kuch assemble karne lagte hai

Aaj ka bhi din Daksh ne esse me laga diya aur raat tak sab kuch ready bhi hogya

Daksh ke pass college ki best facilities thi esliye usse kuch jada time nahi Laga aur sab ban ke tayar hogya

Pooja- chala ke kab dekhni hai?
Daksh- first we have to check everything

Pooja- don't tell me ki tum aaj bhi yahi rukne wale ho
Daksh- nahi tum jao
Mujhe bhi aaj kaam hai kuch

Pooja - okay
Good night
Daksh- bye

Fir pooja hostel aur Daksh college ke bahar chala jata hai

Vo ek phone call ka intezaar kar raha tha lekin abhi tak aaya nahi tha

Usse ke intezaar me lake par maal fukne laga
Lekin bahut time hone par bhi nahi aaya to Daksh ne Rocky ko hi call kar diya

Daksh- abhi tak ek budha nahi mara gaya kya tere se?
Rocky- bhai aapne hi to kaha tha aasan maut nahi deni
Esliye ulta latka rakha hai

Daksh- fir theek hai
Do teen cut aur maar de sareer me
Dheere dheere khoon bhi nikalta rahega
Rocky- pehle hi maar diya tha

Daksh- body ghar fek ke mujhe call karna
Rocky- jee bhai

Aur Daksh phone kaat ke vahi bath jata hai

Kiran- ab kisko maar rahe ho?
Daksh ko pata chal gaya tha ki kiran aagaye hai esliye hi usne jaldi phone kaat diya tha

Daksh- abhi to teri marne ki soch raha hu
Kiran- yehi sochte rahna bas

Daksh- to tune khajana hi etna chhupa rakha hai
Koe kare to kare kya
Kiran- respect dusro ki

Daksh- aji Lund mera
Kiran- vo to tumhra hi hai

Daksh- tumhre ander bhi ja sakta hai dobara
Kiran- tumse kuch baat karni thi

Daksh- badle me sex karna padega
Kiran- Daksh please

Daksh- please bol ya pairo me pad
Bina sex ke kuch na sununga na tere liye kuch karunga
Ye maan le kuch degi to badle me kuch milega

Kiran- mujhe meri maa se ek last time baat karni hai
Daksh- condition tujhe pata hi hai
Lekin agar mohini se baat karni hai to uske samne hi chudna padega aur uske sath bhi

Kiran- Daksh
Bahut pyaar aur request wale lahje me boli
Daksh- jab manjur ho tab aajana
Ab raat kharab mat kar meri

Kiran- humare bich jo hua uske badle ye bhi nahi kar sakte mere liye?
Daksh- nahi
Chalo chalo niklo ab yaha se

Aur Daksh kiran ko vaha se bhaga deta hai
Uske jane ke baad
Vaise bc kiran aur mohini ko ek sath chhodne me maza to bahut aayega
Agar kiran apni marzi se ha karde to bc maja doguna hojayega

Dusri taraf

Bahubali- ma'am kab karna hai?
Raichand- bilkul time kharab nahi karna

Bahubali- Daksh ka area hai ma'am vo
Raichand- esliye sab kuch etni jaldi hona chahiye ki usse koe mokka nahi mile

Bahubali- aur agar unhe pehle hi sab pata Hua to?
Raichand- mohini batati thi usse ab mohini yaha hai nahi
Esliye nahi pata chalega

Bahubali- aur agar nakamyab hue to?
Raichand- asliyat to dikh jayegi na
aankhon dekhi chhij ko kaise undekha karoge

Bahubali- Daksh kuch bhi kar sakta hai
Raichand- beta mera hi hai
Kaminapan mujhse hi paya hai usne

Bahubali- saanvi?
Raichand- usko door rakhna hai
Vo sab kuch bigad sakti hai
Esliye uske liye alag game banana padega

Bahubali- kya?
Raichand- banane to de pehle
Mohini kaha hai?

Bahubali- farmhouse par
Raichand- ab kon hai vaha

Bahubali- apne bande lagaye hai
Najar rakhe hue hai
Raichand- sale kuttiya
Mujhe double cross kar rahi thi
Dhayan rakhna uska
Bahut badi bitch hai vo

Bahubali- jee ma'am
Raichand- ab jao
Aur mujhe sone do
Bada din aane wala hai....
 
Update-191

Daksh pure campus me apni electric car doda raha tha
Bhai ka promise aakhir kar pura ho hi gaya tha

Aur eske sare dost Daksh ki khushi me apni khushi dekhte hue khush ho rahe the

Lekin Daksh ke chehre par khushi nahi dikh rahi thi vo bas satisfaction thi apne papa ka Sapna pura karne ki

Aaj to college wale bhi bc Daksh ko apna damaad maan rahe the kyuki fayda to Daksh ke naam se hi hona tha unka

Daksh ne sabko baari baari se test drive karvaye aur fir vapas lab me hi khadi kar di

Arjun- Daksh es baar party humare taraf se
Aur bc tujhe jaan se maar dunga agar gayab hua to
Ruhi- eske matki food denge

Pawan- nahi eske dealer ko utha lenge bc
Fir rota hua aaega vapas
Karan- main to bolta eske hathiyaar ko hathkadi laga dete hai
Jab na moot payega aur chod paega to sab akal thikane aajaegi

Hritik - sab dialogue maar rahe hai to mujhe bhi marna jaruri hai Kya?
Ruhi- tum humesha aise hi bore karte rahna

Pawan- abhi bhi moka hai ruhi
Ruhi- tu bhi chhup raha
Daksh bol to

Daksh bas halka sa muskura raha tha sab ki bakchodi sun ke
Aisa lagne lag gaya tha ki ab Daksh jaan bujh ke khush nahi hota taki baad me dukh aane par jada feel na ho

Pooja- congratulations Daksh
Daksh- thanks to you too

Ruhi- bhai humne bhi tarif ki hai?
Daksh- main badsurat logo se baat nahi karta

Ruhi- lekin main karti hu
Bata kab?
Arjun- hahahhaha
Dekh raha hai Ladki sikh gaye hai

Daksh- jab tum bolo
Karan- are ye chutiya bana raha hai
Dekh lena kahi gayab ho jayega

Hritik- es gandu ko sidha leke chalte hai aur flat par band denge
Pawan- ha
Saraab bhi pooja ke hath se pee lega

Pooja haste hue
Mujhe kyu ghasit rahe ho?
Arjun- tumhe to idea hi nahi hai kaha kaha gaseeta ja chuka hai tumhe

Pooja- matlab?
Daksh- aaj pata chal jayega

Pooja- aaj kya hai?
Karan- time waste nahi karte aur sidha flat chalte hai
Aaj to barish hogi saraab ki

Pawan- class tera baap lene jayega?
Bc esko to attendance mil jati hai
Humare lode lag jayenge
Hritik- esko akela chhoda to ye gayab ho jayega

Daksh- main park me so raha hu
Tum class ke baad aajana
Arjun- loda
Ek percent ka yakeen nahi hai tujh pe

Daksh- to fir mat karo
Aur short kara lo attendance
Ruhi- pooja tumhri attendance kaisi hai?

Pooja- full
Ruhi- great
To main aur pooja Daksh ke sath park me bathe hai
Tum attendance leke aajao

Hritik- do second me chutiya bana dega tujhe ye
Ruhi- are maine bola main ruk rahi hu tum nahi
Kaan saaf kara lo baby

Arjun- are ruhi rok legi
Aur agar gayab bhi hua to eske car utha lenge
Daksh- nahi hunga gayab yaar

Pawan- beta agar attendance ka sawal nahi hota na to tujhe kabhi akela nahi chhodte aise mokke par
Daksh- daru Arjun layega

Arjun- main kyu bc?
Daksh- kyuki tune bola
Party teri taraf se

Arjun- main kab bola?
Karan- kuch jada excited hogya tha bhai tu

Arjun- mujhe kuch yaad nahi hai
Meri to jaban toot gaye hai esliye apne aap fisal jati hai
Daksh- ab to tu layega
Chal ruhi
Vitamin c lete hai

Fir ruhi Daksh aur pooja park chale gaye aur baki sab beman se college

Daksh leta hua tha park me ruhi ki god me(galat mat sochna) aur pooja unke samne bathi thi

Ruhi- Daksh pichle kuch dino se badla badla lag raha hai?
Kuch hua hai Kya?
Daksh- ruhi yaar kisi ki dila de

Ruhi haste hue Daksh ke pet pe mukka marti hai
Ruhi- kutte
Tu nahi badlega
Har waqt yehi laga rahta hai

Daksh- gyan mat de
Dilvani hai to dilva de
Ruhi- etni aag uth rahi hai to jameen me khada khod de

Daksh- fir tu usme hi gir ke mar jayegi
Etna hi hai tera
Ruhi- pooja es kutte se door rahna
Ye bahut jaldi chadi utarta hai

Daksh- pooja es se puch lena
Ye experience hai
Ruhi- ha bahut experience hai
Kiran ke sath to pata hi hai mujhe kya kiya tune

Daksh- bas to fir chhup hi rah
Mera kaminapan dekha hi nahi hai tune
Ruhii- gotte na food du main
Agar mujhe dikhaya to

Daksh- tu dikhati bahut buri hai nahi to dikha bhi deta
Ruhi- jin ladkiyo ke sath tu sota hai unse to achi hi dikhati hu

Daksh- vaham bahut galat chhij hai
Logo ko kisi Kiki bhi chhij ka ho sakta hai
Ruhi- ja na be
Kahi aur sadaa

Daksh- jau?
Ruhi kuch bolti usse pehle hi Daksh ka phone bajane laga
Naam dekh ke vo vaha se uth gaya aur thodi door jake baat karne laga

Do minutes tak Daksh ne phone par baat ki fir kaat ke saanvi ko call kar diya

Saanvi- jee bhaiya
Daksh- kaha hai?

Saanvi- kuch kaam se bahar aaye thi
Batao
Daksh- mera bhi ek kaam kar dena

Saanvi- mujhe kya milega?
Daksh- auto market jake ***** **** ***** ye le aana

Saanvi- are maine ha kab ki?
Daksh- are maine request kab ki?
Order tha vo

Saanvi- hu
Daksh- aur Jaldi se aajana

Saanvi- time lag jayega
Daksh- good

Saanvi- kya?
Daksh- mera matlab tha aaram se aajana koe jaldi nahi hai

Saanvi- huh bye
Fir Daksh phone kaat ke vapas unke pass jake let gaya

Lekin es baar vo shant tha
Aur kuch soch raha tha

Pooja- Daksh you good?
Daksh- ha ha

Ruhi- esme dore aate hai
Ye aise hi react karta hai to darna mat
Daksh- ruhi tum jao na flat
Main baki sab ko leke aajaunga

Ruhi- Etna bhi trust nahi hai tujh pe
Daksh- trust mat kar
Vaise hi aajaunga
Teri kasam

Ruhi- meri kasam kyu kha raha hai?
Abhi nahi marna mujhe
Daksh- abe jana yaar
Main aajaunga sab ko leke

Ruhi- pehle ye bata hua kya hai?
Daksh- kuch bhi nahi hua

Ruhi- to fir hum nahi ja rahe
Aur tujhe bhi nahi jane denge
Daksh- kiss my ass

Ruhi- you too
Fir Daksh aankh band karke let gaya aur intezaar karne laga

Tension ya stress to uske chehre par kabhi rahti hi nahi thi
Kyuki har chhij ka bc plan bana ke batha tha
Aur jo abhi hona tha uska bhi plan Daksh ke pass bahut ache se tha

Daksh ko bahut pehle se pata tha ki aisa hone wala hai aur Daksh se college ke bahar hi rok sakta tha lekin ye sala fir hota

Kitni hi baar rokta esliye Daksh ne socha maa chudai dunia
Es baar to hum college me hi chudenge
Oh sorry matlab college me hi chhodenge

Daksh bas saanvi ko door rakhna chahta tha esliye hi usse aur time lagane ko bol diya
Vo yaha hogi to emotions havi ho jayenge uspar aur sab kuch chud jayega

Lekin Daksh saanvi ke bare me sure nahi tha ki vo nahi hi aaegi
Daksh was like 50-50 saanvi aae to tandaav hoga aur nahi aaye to bhi hona to tandav hi tha

Kuch aawaz feel karke
Daksh- ruhi canteen se samose la de
Bhukh lag rahi hai
Ruhi- sath chal

Daksh-Are mere Lund me dard ho raha hai
Ab jab tak vo bill me nahi gusega mujhse chala nahi jayega
Ruhi- to paida rah aise hi

Pooja bechari bas sun rahi thi enki. Bakwas
Kuch bol to sakti nahi thi

Pawan- we are back motherfucker
Sab vaha aate hue chhilaye
Ruhi- acha hua ye kab se bhagne ki talash me hai

Daksh- Arjun side me ho
You're blocking the view
Arjun- bc aankh to band hai teri
Aur konse view?

Daksh- jaruri nahi aankho se hi dekha jaye
Lekin aaj tumhri aankhon ke sath sath gand jaruri fategi

Aur fir jaise hi Daksh khada hua uske charo taraf bande hi bande the aur sab ne guns taan rakhi thi Daksh par

Bc college campus me sabki saase atak gaye ye dekh ke specially Daksh ke dosto ki

Daksh ko to pata hi tha ye hone wala tha to vo to chill hi tha

Daksh- let the kids go
Aadmi- they have to witness your death mate
Aur ek bahut tagda punch mara Daksh ke face par
Daksh vahi muh se khoon fekta hua jameen par ja geera.....
 
Update-192

Daksh khoon fekta hua jameen par geera aur uske sare dost uski taraf bhagne lage

Lekin Daksh ne ishare se unko vahi rok diya
Tab tak vaha bhid ikkata ho chuki thi aur us bhid me khushi bhi sameel thi

Daksh muh se khoon puchta hua vapas khada hua

Daksh- marne aaye ho to goli kyu nahi chala rahe?
Aadmi- aasan maut nahi deni tujhe

Aur Daksh ko ek aur mukka padta hai pet me jisse Daksh thoda aur piche ho jata hai

Daksh- aasan maut nahi deni ya malik ke aur koe plan hai?
Aadmi- bahut garmi hai tere me?
Aaj sab nikal denge

Daksh- hahahaha beta itihash padh ke aana chahiye tha tume mera
Ruhi- kon ho tum?
Aur kyu maar rahe ho esse?
Ruhi dardbhari aawaz me boli jaise usse dekha nahi ja raha Daksh ke sath aisa hota

Daksh- ruhi chhup
Kya chahte ho?
Aadmi ek laat marta hai udta hua aur Daksh vapas jameen par geer jata hai
Aadmi- chahte hai ki log tera asli chehra dekhe
Enhe bhi to pata hona chahiye es masoom chehre ke piche ke havaan ke bare me

Daksh vapas uthate hue
Acha to ye plan hai?
Mujhe to pata nahi tha ( sarcastically)
Aadmi- abhi pata chal jayega
Maro sale ko lekin zinda rakhna hai

Aur vaha jitne log the sab Daksh ko buri tarah maarne lage
Khushi ne to aashuo se samundar bhar diya tha

Vahi baki sab kuch Karna chahte hue bhi kuch nahi kar paa rahe the

Aadmi- ruko
Aur uske sare log ruk gaye

Daksh bich me pada hua tha aur halaat es time to kharab hi lag rahi thi

Aadmi- Daksh nahi dikhayega apna asli roop?
Bina lade hi mar jayega?
Daksh- main to sirf ek student hu
Main kya asli roop dikhaunga
Kutto wale smile maarte hue Daksh vapas khada hogya

Ye log Daksh ke monsters roop ko sab ke samne lana chahte the taki sab ko pata chal jaye ki Daksh kon hai aur uski asli pehachan kya hai

Lekin Daksh to thahra Daksh
Ye kamine hai to fir Daksh ke liye to koe word hi nahi bana
Vo Abhi tak ek aam bache ki tarah peet hi raha tha

Aadmi- bahut himmat hai tujhme
Firse khada hogya
Daksh- sayad tere logo ne kuttiya ka dood piya hai maa ke dood ki jagah

Es time tak us aadmi ka gussa out of control hogya tha aur yehi Daksh chahta tha

Usse to victim card khelna tha yaha raichand ke khilaf
Agar aaj ka game Daksh ke planning ke hissab se gaya to raichand bahut buri tarah se doob sakti thi

Lekin sochne wali baat ye hai ki kya aisa hoga?
Kya Daksh apne aapko rok payega?
Aur agar rok payega to kab tak?

En logo ke boss ne apni shirt nikal ke fek di aur khud Daksh ki taraf badhne laga

Usne aadhe khade Daksh ko pura uthaya aur apne sar se bahut tez Daksh ke sar pe mara
Ye bc 7 foot lamba banda jab aise marega to samne wale ke sar ke sath sath gand fatni tay hai bas samne wala Daksh na ho

Fir vapas Daksh ko uthaya aur ek ke baad ek ek ke baad ek gussa Daksh ke pet pe maarta chala gaya

Daksh ke sareer ne pichle ek saal me jitna khoon banaya tha vo abhi tak nikal chuka tha

Aadmi- aaj tere sareer ki ek ek haddiya tod dunga
Aur uske muh par punch mara aur Daksh geer pada

Ab Jake Daksh ko halka dard feel hua
Abhi tak to ganjhe ki vajah se usse gugudiya ho rahi thi

Daksh ne pade pade hi muh se khoon feka aur dono hath jameen par rakh ke khade hone laga

Aadmi- aaja teri style me ladte hai
Ek taraf tu aur dusri taraf hai
Dekh lete hai kisme kitna hai dum
Daksh- lekin bhai sahab mujhe to ladna aata hi nahi?
Daksh usse trigger karne ke liye bakchodiya kar raha tha

Ye sunte hi us aadmi ne Daksh ko ek aur kick mari aur Daksh firse geer pada

Daksh apne man me
Bc aaj ke din pata nahi kitna girna padega
Agar kisi Ladki ke ander Etna girta to do char aur chhote Chhote Daksh nikal aate bc

Es baar Daksh nahi utha
Kya soch ke?
Lund nahi pata mujhe

Vo pada pada kuch soch raha tha
Vo time calculate kar raha tha ki kitni aur der lagegi police aane me?
Kyuki college campus me Etna bada kand ho raha hai to administration ko es bare me abhi tak knowledge to ho hi gaye hogi

Aadmi- uth Daksh
Abhi khatam nahi hua hai
Vo aadmi ek chaku nikalte hue bola
Chaku matlab knife Daksh ka favourite hathiyaar sala aaj kisi aur ke hatho me tha

Us aadmi ne firse mahnat karke Daksh ko uthaya aur es Daksh ne bhi pura maja liya kyuki Daksh ne apne taraf se koe effort nahi lagaya khada hone me
Vo to esse latak gaya jaise mar hi gaya ho

Aadmi- nikal gaye garmi?
Hogya khatma etne bade don ka?
Daksh sun sab kuch raha tha bas react nahi kar raha tha
Vaise bhi uske plan ke hissab se jitna usne pitna tha peet hi chuka tha aur ab to bas jaldi se police aajaye aur fir Daksh apna game chale

Aadmi- bol na?
Esse lega badla tu?
Pata nahi es time Daksh ko Kya hua
Vo jo abhi tak masti me le raha tha ek dam se serious hogya aur usne us aadmi ke muh par thuk diya

Daksh- aiseaise
Daksh ne ye sabke samne kiya aur aadmi ne Daksh ke pet me agle hi second pura chaku ghusa diya

Ye sab etne jaldi hua ki Indian tv series ki tarah sab ke chehre ek dam se ruk gaye aur fir agle second khushi bhai chhilate hue Daksh ki taraf bhagi

Ye thi khushi ki sabse badi galti kyuki Daksh ka plan yaha se chudna suru hogya tha

Ruhi aur kiran ko to bakiyo ne rok liya lekin khushi ke sath koe nahi tha

Vo Daksh ki taraf bhagi lekin pahuchne se pehle hi aadmi ne usse pakad liya aur galti se uska hath khushi ki galat jagah pad gaya

Ye more than enough tha Daksh ko trigger karne ke liye

Daksh- hath hata
Es baar Daksh bahut serious tha aur dimag ki jagah dil se sochne lag gaya
Ye pehle baar Daksh ne kiya tha aur vo chudne wala tha

Jab Daksh ne aisa bola tab jake us aadmi ne realize kiya ki uska hath kaha hai

Lekin kutta to vo bhi bahut bada tha
Usne Daksh ko dikhane ke liye jaise hi vahi hatho ki moment ki

Usse pata bhi nahi chala ki kab Daksh ke pet se chaku nikal ke uske sareer ko bedhne laga

Kuch hi seconds me vo aadmi jamin par mara pada tha aur uske sareer pe sakdo jhakam hogaye the

Daksh hyper ho chuka tha aur khoon me to vo naha hi chuka tha

Vo bahut gusse me khada hua aur apni t shirt vahi faad ke fek di

Aur chaku hath me liye un logo ki taraf badhne laga

Vaha jitni dhasat pehle thi ab usse kae guna jada hogaye thi

Daksh aage badha aur ek ke baad ek ek ke baad ek sab ko kaat dala

College campus ke ander ab etne tukde pade the lasho ke ki bc ginana muskil hojaye

Aur un sab ke bich me khada tha khoon me nahaya hua Daksh

Uske dost khushi kiran sab Daksh ko aisa dekh ke bahut buri tarah dar chuke the aur sabse jada buri halaat to unki thi jo lasho ko dekh rahe the

Kyuki Daksh ne ek hath ke chaku se logo ko kaat diya tha

Aur ab jake sab ke kano me police siren ki aawaz sunae di

Lekin usse pehle saanvi vaha bhagti hue pahuch chuki thi

Vo party me aaj kuch jada hi late hogaye thi
Aur saanvi ye to ye sab bahut baar dekha hai aur ye kachra saaf bhi kiya hai to vo situation kitni critical hai ye seconds me samjh gaye

Saanvi- bhai
Bhai
Daksh ko hilate hue boli
Saanvi- aap jao yaha se
I will handle everything

Saanvi- bhaiiiiiiii
Saanvi tension me Daksh ko buri tarah hilaya aur ab jake vo normal hua
Saanvi- police aagaye hai
Aap jao yaha se

Daksh- I will handle them
Saanvi- no this time you can't
Please go
Situation samjho

Tab tak Arjun bhi aagaya tha aur uske piche piche uske dost bhi

Saanvi Arjun se
Please enhe le jao kahi
Jo jagah sirf aap log jante hue
Baki main dekh lungi
Daksh- I have to accept who I am love

Saanvi- but not now
Arjun- Daksh chal
Please bhai

Tabhi kisi ne Daksh ka hath pakda aur usse khichte hue vaha se le jane lagi

Vo khushi hi thi aur Daksh usse kuch bol nahi paya aur chhup chhap uske piche chalne laga

Saanvi- you people also go with him
Karan- Arjun tum log jao
I will stay with her

Sab jante the ki karan ke baap ka bhi bada naam hai esliye usse aur saanvi ko chhod ke sab Daksh ke piche piche chale gaye

Ab un lasho ke bich me saanvi khadi thi....
 
Update-193

Daksh aur baki sab ek safe house pahuch chuke the
Aur vaha pahuchte hi Daksh ne ek joint jala liya aur fir nahane chala gaya

Vo naha ke vapas aaya tab tak saanvi bhi vaha pahuch chuke thi

Bahar sab vaise hi khade the jaise Daksh nahane gaya tab khade the aur Daksh ko ghur rahe the

Daksh- why the fuck you're staring at me?
Ruhi- Daksh tum kon ho?

Daksh- main ek devil
Hasta hua
Arjun- Daksh this ain't joke
Tune college campus me etne logo ko mara hai
Teri samjh me aa raha hai kitni badi problem me hai tu?

Daksh- nahi?
Saanvi- maine police ko vaha se bejh diya
Kisi ne nahi bataya ki aapne kiya hai

Daksh- vo to pata chal hi jayega
Main kal firse har news ki headline me hunga
Saanvi- we have to make plans
Ye public me hua hai

Daksh- calm down
Kyu stress le rahe ho?
Hritik- Daksh tujhe mazak lag raha hai?

Daksh- are cm mera
Judge mera
Advocates mere
Bc kon kya hi ukhad lega
Pawan- news channels wale gand faad denge

Daksh khushi ki taraf dekh ke
Ye rahi news channels wali
Eske alava koe mere against nahi bolne wala
Khushi- Daksh trp ke liye vo log kuch bhi kar sakte hai

Daksh- trp ka kya hi karenge agar zinda hi nahi bache to
Karan- tu kon hai bc?
Tu sach me vo don hai Kya?

Daksh- aapne bilkul sahi pahchana
Main hi hu vo

Sab sale ye soch ke pareshan the ki bc Daksh etna chill kyu hai

Saanvi- bhai agar news bahar aaye to log emotional hojayenge
Aur chhije bigad sakti hai
Daksh- kon bigadega?
Saanvi tum bhi stress le rahi ho?
Very disappointed

Khushi- what's your plan?
Daksh- plans disclose nahi kiye jate
Kya pata kon kya kar de

Arjun- sale hum par bhi trust nahi hai tujhe?
Daksh- bilkul bhi nahi hai
Aur khas taur par tujh par
Daksh bakchodi me bola

Tab tak Mayank ka phone aa chuka tha aur Daksh ne speaker par daal diya

Mayank- oh bhosdike
Dimag kya maa chudane gaya tha tera?
Ya jada hero banane ka shok chada hai?
Bc chutiya ho liya bilkul Daksh tu
Thodi bhi nahi sochi tune?
Daksh- abe bc sab kyu gand maarne pe tule ho
Main dekh lunga

Mayank- vo to maine dekh hi liya kaise dekha tune
Raichand hai na?
Daksh- aur kon hoga

Mayank- kya karna hai?
Daksh- shant rah bas
Main kar lunga baki

Mayank- Daksh agar main tera chutiyapa sahi samjh gaya hu to please mere bhai vo mat karna
Daksh- samne aana hi tha bhai

Mayank- let me handle this
Daksh- tu na jo kar raha hai vo kar
Maine eska bhi plan kar rakha tha aur eske opposite ka bhi
To gand mat mara

Mayank- agar witness mil gaye to?
Daksh- uda dena
Main koe social worker hu kya bc jo etna sochunga

Mayank- tujhe pata tha na ye hona hai?
Daksh- aisa kuch nahi hai jo mujhe nahi pata?

Mayank- to bhosdike tune hone hi kyu diya?
College se pehle hi nahi maar deta unhe?
Daksh- ahhhh

Mayank- kya Hua?
Ab jake bc Daksh ko realize hua ki usko bhi chaku laga tha aur khoon bah raha tha

Mayank- kya Hua Daksh?
Daksh- baad me call karta hu

Khushi ne khoon dekhte hi vaha par apne dupata laga diya aur saanvi ander bhag gaye

Vo ander se ek sarab ki bottle leke aaye aur Daksh ke jhakam par gira diya

Daksh- tu ye sab kaha se sikhi?
Saanvi ne vaha thodi aag laga ke
In your words "street"
Aur fir vaha par first aid kar di

Daksh- kisi ne jhakmo par dupata laga aur vo bhi meri behan ne
Khushi- you torchered maa paa

Daksh- aapke paa nahi rahe aur maa ki vajah se ye sab Hua hai
saanvi hello karo apni Didi se

Daksh ne maje lene ko bola kyuki saanvi to pehle hi trigger thi khushi ke upar

Vo Daksh ke pet me ghusa marte hue vaha se chali gaye

Daksh- abe hua kya hai?
Sale kab se ghure ja rahe ho
Ruhi- we are waiting for an explanation

Daksh- main hi d company ka boss
Main hi hu vo don jiske liye main jail gaya tha
Happy now?

Vo sab bechare etne confused the ki unke kuch samjh me to aa nahi raha tha

Daksh- Pawan etna mat soch bhai
Chhote se dimag par etna jor nahi dalte
Le joint fuk
Lekin Pawan joint ko mana kar deta hai

Daksh- bc paap lagega sale
Joint ko mana kar raha hai
Pawan- chhup rah aur let us process this shit

Daksh- angrezi bc

Saanvi vapas aate hue
Roy kaha hai?
Daksh- jaha usse hona chahiye

Saanvi- you can't just forgive him
Daksh- aisa koe word bhi use kiya hai maine?
He is a valuable asset and that's it

Saanvi- bhulo mat uska hath maine hi kata tha
Daksh- main kyu yaad rakhu

Saanvi- aur mohini?
Daksh- tujhe to bilkul nahi bataunga
Tera dimag abhi center pe nahi hai

Saanvi- let's finish all this for better good
Daksh- dheere dheere
Usse me maja hai
Tu vapas college chali ja

Saanvi- main nahi ja rahi
Daksh- I'm not requesting you
Vapas college chali ja aur enko bhi leja
Vaha bahut kaam hai

Saanvi- main nahi ja rahi
Bol diya na maine
Daksh saanvi ko apne pass bula ke
Tumhe pata hai na vaha kuch important kaam hai?
You have to go and finish that shit and then come back

Saanvi- aap kuch kar doge mere piche se
Mujhe pura yakeen hai
Daksh- main edhar hi hu tumhri behan ke sath

Saanvi halka muskurate hue uske pet par fir marti hai aur uske galle lag jati hai

Daksh- bas bahut hogya
Guys fuck off now

Daksh sab ko samjha samjha kar matlab unki gand par laat maar maar ke unhe vaha se bhaga deta hai

Chalo raichand ki khushi me bhi sameel ho le

Bahubali- ma'am etne jaldi khush nahi hona chahiye
Daksh hai kab kya khel jaye kuch pata nahi
Raichand- ye to publicly hogya hai ab
Sale kuch log mare lekin maut jaya nahi gaye

Bahubali- baat to bahut sare log bejhne ki hue thi
Fir aapne etne kam kyu bejhe?
Raichand- mujhe pata tha marenge ye sab
Aur jab kaam kam lasho me hojaye to kam sahi
Baad ke liye bhi to bacha ke rakhna hota hai

Bahubali- ma'am aapki employee bhi thi vaha
Raichand- khushi
Sayad Daksh ka kuch chal raha hoga uske sath
Usse koe matlab nahi hai
Humara kaam hogya bas

Bahubali- ab aage kya?
Raichand- ab kya?
Ab news channels aur news papers ki front headings banao
Photos to mil hi jayegi
Bas to bharte raho
Ek minutes ke liye bhi logo ka dhayan kisi aur chhij par nahi Jana chahiye

Bahubali- jee ma'am
Aur apna channel?
Raichand- apne me bhi sabse sexy Ladki ko lagao
Sala news ke sath sath body bhi tadne bahut bhid aajayegi

Bahubali- okay ma'am
Lekin pichle baar bhi court me bahut aasani se bach gaya tha Daksh
Raichand- kyuki humne vakeel ka dhayan hi nahi gaya
Daksh ne uski family ko utha liya aur vo kuch nahi bola
Es baar koe galti nahi hogi
Koe galti nahi

Bahubali- main anchor select karke aaya
Raichand- jao

Fir bahubali chala jata hai aur raichand phone nikal ke kuch calls karti hai
Aur apni taraf ka plan strong banane ki puri kosis kar rahi thi.....
 
Update-194

Next day jaisa raichand ne socha tha vaisa bilkul nahi hua kyuki uska ek matar channel tha jo Daksh ke against news cover kar raha tha aur baki sab Daksh ke support me

Ab sala jab jaan par baat aaye tab kon sachae dikhayega
Daksh se vo log pehle hi dare bathe the aur Mayank ne aur kal raat ko call kar kar ke sab ki gand faad di thi

Raichand ne jab ye sab hote dekha to uski to bechari ki jhate hi jhal gaye

Raichand- maine sab ko etna proof diya lekin sale darpook logo ne ek bhi nahi dikhaya
Upar se uski tareefo ke pull aur bandhe ja rahe hai
Bahubali- ma'am maut se sab ko dar lagta hai
Aur ye log last time Daksh ke khilaf nahi bole to ab kyu bolenge?

Raichand- last time practical proof nahi tha lekin es baar hai
Bahubali- fir bhi nahi bolenge
Upar se badi muskil se channel vapas aaya tha kahi dobara na chala jaye

Raichand- chala jaye lekin news nahi rukni chahiye
Kuch logo par to effect dalegi hi
Bahubali- un kuch logo se hume koe fayda nahi hone wala
Upar se Daksh unhe maar na de es baat ka bhi dar hai

Raichand- mere pass khoon bahane ke liye bahut body hai
Bahubali- Daksh ke pass aapse jada aur loyal hai ma'am
Aur ye aap jante ho

Raichand- tu mere side hai ya uski side?
Jab dekho uski tarif karta rahta hai
Bahubali- ma'am jo chal raha hai vohi bata raha hu ma'am

Raichand- case file hua?
Bahubali- nahi

Raichand- kyu?
Ente bodies mili hai fir case kaise file nahi hua?
Bahubali- bodies kaha mili ma'am?
Ek bhi lash nahi mili
Esliye koe practical proof bhi nahi hai

Raichand- kaha gaye sab lashe?
Bahubali- leke to police hi gaye thi lekin report me no bodies found likha hai
Aur murder to hua hi nahi
Vaha to college ke ladko me chhoti moti ladae hue thi

Raichand- kya bakwas kar rahe ho?
Bahubali- jo police sab ko bata rahi hai vo bata raha hu ma'am

Raichand- etne students ne dekha vaha
Fir bhi?
Bahubali- kisi ne kuch nahi dekha ma'am?
Sab ka ek hi answer tha hume kuch nahi pata

Raichand ne gusse me apna daru ka glass diwar pe fek ke mara
Daru ki barbaadi bc

Raichand- ab Daksh ko marna hi padega
Aur koe rasta nahi hai
Hum usse kabhi jail me nahi daal payenge
Bahubali- marne wale sare bande to uske pass hi hai
Aur jo kuch humare pass bache hai unhe Daksh ki history pata chal gaye hai esliye vo Daksh ke aas pass bhi nahi jayenge

Raichand- lekin uske aaspass wala to maar sakta hai na
Bahubali- kya matlab?

Raichand- jo dikhta hai vo humesha sach ho ye jaruri nahi hai bahu
Bulao usse
Baat karni hai
Bahubali- aap sure ho?

Raichand- nahi
Lekin fir bhi bulao usse
Bahubali- theek hai ma'am

Daksh vapas college me pahuch gaya tha kyuki bakchodi to saanvi ne settle kar hi di thi

Daksh hod ke samne khada tha
Hod - tum apne aapko samjhte kya ho?
Gunde ho?
Kisi ko bhi maar dete ho
Kya Karna hai kaha karna hai ye jante bhi ho?
Daksh- sir aap kya bol rahe ho?
Mujhe kuch samjh me nahi aa raha
Kuch hua hai Kya college me?

Hod - Daksh dont play with me
Tumhra kachra kab tak saaf karunga main?
Daksh- lekin sir hua kya hai?
Mujhe to kuch pata hi nahi hai
Na college wale kuch baat kar rahe hai

Hod - logo ko tumne nahi maine chhup karaya hai
Daksh- lekin kis liye?
Aap sidha sidha kyu nahi bolte

Hod - Daksh bahut hua
Ab hum tumhre naam par engine ko publish nahi kar sakte
Daksh- mera engine hai
Koe hath to laga ke dikhaye sala sareer ke Chhote Chhote tukde karke fuel bana dunga

Hod - ek baar college tumhre against hogya to tum bach nahi paoge
Daksh- try karke dekh lo
Main college se nahi bach paunga ya college mujhse
Pyaar se aap apna kaam karo aur mujhe apna karne do
Nahi to engineering college hai ye samsaan bana dunga main

Daksh ye bol ke vaha se chala gaya

Daksh ko bhi bahut ache se pata tha college wale khali peeli ki dhamki de rahe hai vo uska kuch nahi bigad sakte

Vaha se Daksh flat chala gaya aur ek joint jala ke cube khol ke bath gaya

Vo randomly kuch bhi kar raha tha jaise abhi sirf time nikalne ke liye kar raha ho

Lekin jaise hi Daksh ne ek baar aur gumaya cube thoda sa niche hogya aur Daksh ki saase upar

Do second ka to pause hi hogya tha
Filmi scene ban gaya tha joint bilkul muh ke pass aur muh khula hua
Daksh bilkul statue bana hua tha

Daksh ne Jaldi se joint feka aur dhayan se usko dekhne laga
Vo ab pure concentration ke sath pattern samjhne ki kosis kar raha tha
Aur ek do pattern usse dikh bhi rahe the
Vo bas unhe try nahi kar raha tha kyuki koe bhi usse related nahi tha

Fir kuch soch ke Daksh ne ek pattern chala aur cube vapas apni normal shape me aagya

Daksh- madaarchooooddddd
Aur cube vapas table par fek diya

Khushi- har chhij gusse me theek nahi hote
Uske piche se aawaz aaye

Daksh- why you're following me?
Khushi- because you haven't told me shit

Daksh- aajkal mujhe kuch yaad nahi rahta
Kya nahi bataya maine?
Khushi- who am I?

Daksh- you're khushi chaudhary
Meri elder sister
Khush hojao bhai mil gaya aapko

Daksh ne ye bahut casually bol diya jaise usse kuch fark hi nahi padta ho
Actually me kya Daksh ko fark padta hai?

Khushi- aur esse tumhe koe fark nahi padta?
Daksh- padna chahiye kya?

Khushi- oh sorry main bhul gaye thi
You are the devil na?
Daksh- you're god dam right

Khushi- kal jab starting se kuch nahi kiya to baad me kyu mara sab ko?
Daksh- mood kar gaya tha
Vo kya hai na ki khoon dekh ke nasha hogya fir thook diya salo ko

Khushi- kab tak bhagoge apne feelings se?
Daksh- main kaha bhag raha hu?
Mujhe to sab feel ho raha hai
Ek dam mast tarike se
Dekhoge?
Daksh ne pent se chaku nikala aur apna hath kaat diya

Daksh- dekho
Mujhe dard ho raha hai
Ahhhhhhhhhh
Bahut tez dard ho raha hai

Khushi ek baar to dari fir dood ke Daksh ke kate par apna dupata band diya

Daksh- aapke dupate ka sirf ek hi kaam rah gaya hai
Khushi- tum Pagal ho

Daksh- ha mujhe pata hai
Khushi- meri maa ne mujhe bola tha tumhe dual personality disorder hai

Daksh- ek baat batao
Agar mujhe hua bhi to pata kaise chalega?
Main to mana hi karunga
Aur mujhe laga aunty samjhdar hai lekin sayad main galat tha
Khushi- sayad main galat thi

Daksh- vo to aap ho hi
Aapko to aaj news me hona chahiye tha
Ek matar channel mere khilaf news dikha raha hai aur vaha aap kaam karti ho
Khushi- I don't know ab job par rahungi bhi ya nahi

Daksh- Daksh chaudhary ki badi behan ho aap
Aapko logo ko job dene chahiye na ki khud job karni chahiye
Naam mat duba dena mera please
Khushi- tum kabhi serious hote ho life me?
Ya fir ye sab ek dhong hai?

Daksh- mujhe lagta hai dhong hai
Ye real to nahi ho sakta
Ek ke baad ek family member milte ja rahe hai mujhe
Khushi- ek ke baad ek ka matlab?

Daksh- matlab aap mil gaye
Khushi- ye to ek hi hua

Daksh- oh sorry
Sayad jada nashe me hu main
Khushi- aur kabhi sach bhi nahi batate

Daksh- aap bade ho
Thok peet ke puch lo
Khushi- dard to mujhe hi hoga usse

Daksh- aisi baatein readers ko pasand nahi aati
Khushi- to kya main unhe please karne aae hu?

Daksh- mujhe par kyu bhadak rahi ho?
Maine kya bigada hai aapka?
In fact aapne mera naam kharab kiya hai
Khushi- mujhe vapas jana hai

Daksh- jao
Maine konsa hath pakad ke rok rakha hai
Khushi- aur agar raichand ne mujhe kuch kar diya to?

Daksh- to mat jao?
Khushi- you don't want me to stay?

Daksh- udhar jada safety hai sayad
Vaise bhi yaha aap rah nahi paoge
Esliye Jana hi sahi hai

Daksh ne kisi tarah khushi ko bhagaya aur fir cube leke bath gaya.....
 
Update-195

7th semester ke exam start hogaye the aur jaisa exams ke time hota hai vaisa hi es baar bhi ho raha tha

Bas fark etna tha ki ab ye chud chud ke etne bade chudakad ban gaye the ki exams ka dar bhi lagna band hogya tha

Daksh to vaise hi gandu tha baki sab ka bhi yehi haal tha

Pawan balcony me batha batha maal fuk raha tha to Hritik aur ruhi apni hi ras leela me busy the

Karan bhi usse kaam me busy tha lekin phone par
Bas Arjun hi tha jo padh raha tha ja sahi bola jaye to padha raha tha kiran ko

Arjun aur kiran me vapas najdeekiya badne lag gaye thi
Vaise bhi Arjun to lattu tha hi kiran pe
Kiran ko bhi Arjun ki support se vapas sab kuch feel hone lag gaya tha

Aisa nahi tha ki Daksh ko bhul gaye ho vo
Sala Daksh ka tha bhi to bahut bada etni jaldi koe kaise bhul sakta hai
Lekin ab sayad actual me kon uski care karta hai ye kiran ko pata chal gaya tha

Vahi Daksh apne flat pe Nidhi ko chhod raha tha
Nidhi pata nahi kyu baar baar Daksh ke pass aa hi jati thi ye jante hue bhi Daksh uske liye kuch feel nahi karta
Pata nahi es Ladki ko kya hi chahiye tha

Daksh usko chodne ke baad joint jala ke vahi fukne lagta hai

Nidhi- preparation hogaye?
Daksh- tujhe jarurat hai mujhe nahi

Nidhi- mujhe jiski jarurat hai vo to mere ander hi tha abhi
Daksh- vapas daal du?

Nidhi- saas le lene de thodi si
Daksh eske aage kuch nahi bola

Nidhi- Daksh??
Daksh- jo puchna ho directly puch liya kar
Daksh bol ke mat ruka kar

Nidhi- kya hate etni powerful hai ki apni maa ko bhi nahi chhodti?
Daksh- hate se powerful kuch nahi hai es dunia me
Aur Maa hone me aur Maa banane me bahut fark hota hai

Nidhi- if your mom came and ask for forgiveness
Kya tum maaf kar doge?
Daksh- maafi magne ya maafi dene se bahut upar uth chuka hu main
Ab saja deni hai bas

Nidhi- tumne unka perspective kabhi jana hai?
Daksh- janane ki jarurat hi nahi hai
Ek aur kahani suna degi
Esse jada kuch nahi hone wala

Nidhi- I never saw someone like you and your mom
Daksh- hum dono hi unique hai sweetheart

Nidhi - lekin tum dono ke ladae me kitni aur lashe bhichegi?
Daksh- counting maine ek limit ke baad band kar di thi
Aur main kisi ko nahi bol raha involve ho
Agar vo involve ho rahe hai to ye unki galati
Meri nahi

Nidhi- main to involve nahi hu na
Daksh- meri mom ki najaro me to ho sayad

Nidhi- aaj pehle baar mom bola hai tumne
Daksh- kyuki vo hai

Nidhi- tumhre ladae ki vajah se tech fest me bhi nahi aa rahi vo
Daksh- khauf kahte hai usse
Unhe dar hai yaha unki izzat na uchal jaye

Nidhi- saanvi ka to kuch nahi bigada fir saanvi kyu involve ho rahi hai
Daksh- jis chhij ke bare me pata na ho uske bare me muh band rakhna chahiye
Gand fat sakti hai

Nidhi- har roj to fadte hi ho
Nidhi Daksh ka gussa dekhte hue boli
Daksh- tujhe pata hi nahi hai jab main sach me gand fadne pe aaunga to kya halaat karunga

Nidhi- theek hai baba
Gussa na karo
Main kal ke liye revise kar rahi hu
Tumhe bhi padna hai to aajao
Daksh- you carry on

Aur Nidhi study room me chali gaye

Abhi Daksh ke dimag ke kuch bahut hi ganda khayal aaya aur vo usse ignore bhi nahi kar sakta tha

Vo bottle utha ke terrace pe chala gaya aur Rocky ko call kar diya

Daksh- kaha hai?
Rocky- bhai kachra saaf kar raha hu?

Daksh- Buddha mar gaya?
Rocky- kab ka bhai

Daksh- to bataya kyu nahi?
Ek baar bolne pe samjh nahi aata tujhe?
Rocky- bhai aapne etna bada kand kar diya to mokka hi nahi mila

Daksh- abhi kaha hai?
Rocky- abhi bhi aapka failaya kachra hi saaf kar raha hu

Daksh- vo to tu jindagi bhar karegi
Specify kar kaha hai?
Rocky- bahar hi gang thi aap par attack karne wali
Mayank bhai ne address nikal ke diya to pehle unko saaf kiya
Fir police aur hospital walo ko paise pahuchaye
Ab media walo ko dene ja raha hu

Daksh- are bc mere pith piche etna sab hogya mujhe pata hi nahi
Rocky - bhai koe normal insaan hota to zindagi bhar ke liye ander chala jata

Daksh- baap mat ban
Ek bande ki photo bejh raha hu
History nikal
Rocky- kab tak chahiye bhai?

Daksh- kyu tujhe kothe pe jana hai?
Rocky- vaha ke logo ko khana dene jana hai bhai

Daksh- are behanchod
Kab tak karega?
Rocky- aap photo bejh do
Main ye khatam karke kal tak batata hu

Daksh- theek hai
Aur Daksh phone kaat ke ek aur number dial karta hai

Daksh- kuch nae taza?
***** badiya plan ban raha hai

Daksh- vo to har roj banta hai aur har roj fail bhi hota hai
***** aapko har baar jitna hai aur unhe sirf ek baar

Daksh- vo ek baar bhi nahi jeetenge
Main jeetne hi nahi dunga
***** muskil din aane wale hai

Daksh- main sab kaat chuka hu pehle hi
***** acha fir to ek naye dhokhe ke liye tayar hojao

Daksh- ye log bc meri history nahi padte kya?
Sala koe bhi kahi se bhi uth ke aa jata hai
**** aapki history kya hai?
Ek college student?

Daksh- ye baat bhi sahi hai
Chalo achi khabar sunao
**** achi khabar to maar degi aapko

Daksh- aapke rahte?
***** main to sirf apni jaan de sakta hu bas

Daksh- abhi bahut jeena hai
Papa ki seva ki hai Meri nahi karoge?
***** vahi to kar raha hu

Daksh- bas to marne ki baat chhod do
Humare sirf dusman marte hai
***** aisa hai Kya?

Daksh- kabhi kabhi apno ko main khud maar deta hu
***** aas pass jada najar rakho
Har apna dikhne wala apna nahi hota

Daksh- yehi to pata karna hai
Ek aur misaal bana dunga main
***** Mayank ke pass chale jao

Daksh- bahut kaam hai uske pass
Vaise bhi main gandagi failaunga tabhi to vo saaf karega
Nahi to sab boring boring lagega
**** dhayan rakhna bas apna

Daksh- aap bhi

Fir phone kat jata hai aur Daksh us haseen taaro se bhari raat ke niche bath ke saraab ka maja lene lagta hai

Lekin vo abhi bhi ye soch raha tha ki poonam ka rote hue uske pass phone kyu nahi aaya

Daksh ne to yehi expect kiya tha aur soch a tha uske aashuo me apni khushi dund lega
Lekin khushi to Daksh ne khud hi bhaga di bc

Bechara Daksh jeet kar bhi khushi nahi mana pa raha tha
Aisi kismat ka bhi koe kya hi kare

Ye sochte sochte subah hogaye aur fir exam dene chale gaye

Aise hi pura week unki gand maraye hoti rahi aur fir sab khatam hogya

Ye last semester break tha aur eske baad to kuch bacha hi nahi tha

Final semester me unko major project karna tha aur college jana nahi hota tha

Adhe bache to vaise hi break ke baad vapas nahi aate

Bas mahine me ek din ke liye bulaya jata tha unhe

Daksh ko to vaise bhi kahi jana nahi tha

Uska sara plan to yehi se hona tha

Humesha ki tarah es baar bhi jane se pehle enki ek party hoti thi aur vo es baar bhi hogi lekin fark sirf Etna hoga ki ye last time hogi

Eske baad to jo hona tha vo na hi ho to acha hai

Aage likhne ka man nahi hai
Sorry chhote update ke liye
 
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To last party me sab ka suhagat hai
Aaj sab mojud the included kiran
Pawan- ab ye semester bhi khatam hogya
Aisa lag raha hai nasha utarte utarte college khatam ho jayega aur hum bc Lund hilate rah jayenge
Karan- tu

Pawan- kya?
Karan- sirf tu Lund hilate rahega bhai
Hum nahi

Arjun- ab companies me bhi gand marani padegi
College me rahte rahte job mil jaye to jada acha hai
Daksh- kiran ko bol vo apni company me rakh legi
Daksh bakchodi karte hue bola

Hritik- abe esse to vaise bhi mil jayegi
Gand to humare jaise normal students ki fatati hai
Pawan- teri to ruhi ne pehle hi bahut chhodi kar di hai
Ab esse jada nahi fat sakti

Ruhi- teri bhi kar du?
Daksh- ruhi eske yehi shok hai
Ha kar dega mat bol esko

Pawan- behanchod tum dono ne project ka naam submit kara diya?
Daksh aur Arjun ek sath HA

Jaise hi unhone ha bola sab unki taraf gurne lage
Kyuki kisi ne bhi expect nahi kiya tha ki ye dono ko abhi kuch pata bhi hoga
Vo to ye soch ke khush ho rahe the ki gand maregi to dekh ke maja aayega

Karan- ye kaise hogya?
Arjun- gandu tu mere hi group me hai
Tune hi submit kiya hai

Karan- are bc main bhul hi gaya tha
Hritik - aur tune?

Daksh- hod mere tau ka ladka hai( Desi slang)
Apna kaam khud kar deta hai
Pawan- fir to gand bhi deni padti hogi?

Daksh- ha teri
Ruhi- Daksh tu kya karega college ke baad?

Daksh- depend karta hai
Ruhi- kis par?

Daksh- jinda rahunga ya nahi
Hritik- manusiyat mat faila bc

Daksh- sorry shaktiman
Ruhi- kiran tum kyu etni chhup ho?
Koe problem?

Kiran- nahi koe problem nahi hai
Daksh- kiran koe marne wala hai Kya?

Arjun- lavde kya bol raha hai?
Daksh- main to bas puch raha hu
Mujhe Laga koe marne wala hai

Ab Daksh kuch bole aur uska matlab na nikle aisa to ho nahi sakta
Aur ye kiran Arjun dono bahut ache se samjh gaye the lekin kisi ne aage kuch bola nahi

Pawan- Daksh apan dono Pablo Escobar ban jate hai
Main banaunga tu bechna
Daksh- idea bilkul bura nahi hai lekin Escobar ne apne hi cook ko thook diya tha

Pawan- behanchod
Hritik - joke aside
Daksh Kya socha hai?

Daksh- kuch nahi bhai
Pehle jo karna hai vo to kar lu fir baad me dekhte hai
Ruhi- aur Kya karna hai?

Arjun- apni maa ko barbaad
Daksh- Arjun goli maar dunga agar dobara usse meri maa bola to
Daksh bahut serious way me bola

Arjun- maar de to
Sach chhup to nahi jayega
Daksh- poke mat kar mujhe
Result tu janta hai

Ruhi- oh guys calm down
Har time marne maarne ki baat karte rahte ho
Be a man yaar
Pawan- pussy wali dick banane ko bol rahi hai

Ruhi- tu marega ek din mere hatho
Karan- main to shadi karke 15-20 bache paida karunga bc

Daksh- waw bc lekin main bina shadi ke hi karunga
Kiran ko dekh ke bola Arjun ki jhate sulgane ke liye

Pawan- mujhe aisa kyu lag raha hai ki aaj yaha ladae ho sakti hai?
Daksh- mujhe bhi bilkul aisa hi lag raha hai

Kiran- main ek startup ki soch rahi thi agar kisi ko aana hoto
Ruhi- kaisa startup

Daksh- condom banane ka
Ruhi- Daksh chhup rah na yaar

Kiran- AI se related hai
Daksh- artificial pussy ban jayegi?

Ruhi- ha tujhe aajkal artificial ki jarurat hi lag rahi hai
Daksh- I'm just asking

Arjun- Daksh bolne to de usse
Daksh- tu mujhe pichle kuch dino se sahi nahi lag raha hai

Arjun- maine kya kiya?
Daksh- vohi bol raha hu bhai
Kuch mat karna
Main dosti nahi dekhunga

Arjun- vo to tune kabhi dekhi hi nahi
Ruhi- guys please....

Lekin Daksh ruhi ko rok deta hai

Daksh- tujhe mere se kuch jada hi problem ho rahi hai aajkal
Arjun- galatfami ka main kya kar sakta hu

Daksh- nahi to bol na
Hua kya hai?
Mujhe Laga humne sab sort kar liya tha
Arjun- sab sorted hi hai

Daksh- nahi hai
Tu bol raichand ko call kyu kiya tha
Kiran- raichand ko?
Arjun tumne raichand ko call kiya tha

Pawan- bc ye kya ho raha hai?
Arjun- meri life main kisi ko bhi kuch bhi karu tujhe kyu batau?

Kiran- Arjun tumhe nahi call karna chahiye tha
Arjun- maine nahi kiya
Usne kiya tha

Daksh- baad me tune bhi kiya
Aur I'm sure ki 10 minutes tak wrong number par baat nahi hoti
Arjun- tu mera number trace kar raha hai?

Kiran- Arjun tum kyu bich me pad rahe ho?
Ye dono insaan nahi hai aur tum bich me sirf pisoge
Karan- aaram se baat kar lete hai bhai
Kyu maarne pe tule ho

Arjun- Daksh tu mujh par shak kar raha hai?
Daksh- main sirf ye puch raha hu tune call kyu kiya

Arjun- uska pehle aaya tha
Kitni baar bolu main
Daksh- vo to sab ko karegi mere se related jo jo hai lekin tune kyu kiya

Arjun- he wanted me to join raichand group esliye
Kiran- ohh please Arjun
Pagal wali baat na karo

Daksh- there will be no raichand group in future
Arjun- Daksh na main gunda hu aur na main teri ya eski(kiran) ki tarah bahut ameer hu
Mujhe meri family ko support karna hai

Daksh- tu raichand group me nahi jayega
Job chahiye na?
Tu naam le de kisi bhi company ka aur kisi bhi post ka
Main kara dunga
Lekin raichand nahi
Arjun- har jagah tera ahsaan lena jaruri hai?

Daksh- to tune ha kar di?
Kiran- Arjun try to understand
Please mat karo
Mere sath aajao
Please

Arjun- maine decide kar liya hai
Daksh- ok then
Ab jo hoga usse mujh par mat dalna

Arjun- aaj tak tujh par dala hai kya maine?
Mere liye tu dost nahi bhai hai
Aur tere liye main dost nahi ek payda hu tere plan me
Ruhi- yaar ab bas bhi karo
Kyu party kharab kar rahe ho

Daksh- what is all this about man?
I mean seriously?
Tu ek upper middle class family se belong karta hai aur fir ye sab?
Arjun- tu to sab ke bare me sab kuch janta hai to reason bhi pata hoga tujhe?

Daksh- nahi pata esliye hi puch raha hu
Dosto par jasusi nahi karaye maine
Arjun- fir tujhe ye kaise pata chal gaya ki maine raichand se baat ki hai ya nahi?

Daksh- maine kisi se nahi pucha aur na pata karne ko bola tere bare me
Mujhe raichand ke bare me sab pata hai aur esliye hi ye pata chala
Agar tujhe lagta hai main tera bhi use kar raha hu to ye bhi theek
Sayad main khud ko dikha hi nahi paya tum logo ko
Hritik- Daksh I think hume es topic ko yehi chhod dena chahiye

Daksh- nahi nahi
Aaj tum log puch lo jo puchna hai
Main yehi hu aur sab kuch sach sach bataunga
Pucho
Arjun- mujhe kuch nahi janana

Daksh- ab maine bola na main sab sach bataunga
To puch
Daksh ne gusse me bola

Yaha sirf kiran hi dari hue thi kyuki sabse achi tarah Daksh ko vohi janti thi
Baki sab to bas sad the ki ye sab ho raha hai

Daksh- puchhooooo
Arjun- bata fir
Sab kuch
Starting se end tak
Aur tune bola hai tu juth nahi bolega

Kiran- Arjun please leave it na
Daksh- nahi aaj esse puchne de aur mujhe batane de.....
 
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Arjun- tune kis kis ka use kiya hai yaha?
Daksh- kiran ka

Arjun- aur?
Daksh- aur kisi ka nahi kiya

Arjun- tu yaha aaya hi esliye tha na kyuki kiran yaha aa rahi hai?
Daksh- nahi
Main yaha aaya tha fir kiran ko yaha aane pe majbur kiya

Kiran- meri dad yaha aane ko mana kar rahe the
Vo bol rahe the apni hi city me padhne ko
Daksh- I just manipulated him

Arjun- fir tune kiran ka use kiya Roy tak pahuchne me?
Daksh- nahi
Roy tak main kabhi bhi pahuch sakta tha
Kabhi bhi usse maar sakta tha
Mujhe un dono ko kiran se door karna tha
You know taste of there own medicines

Kiran- tumne ye sab kiya kyuki tum mujhe apne maa papa se door karna chahte the?
Daksh- don't pretend jaise tumhe kuch pata hi na ho
Aur vaise bhi unse door hoke tu khush hai aur safe bhi

Kiran- you also don't pretend ki tum kisi ki care karte ho
Daksh- main nahi karta
Unhe mujhse mere parivar se door kiya aur maine unko tumse
Simple as that

Kiran- lekin meri kya galti thi?
Mujhe kyu involve kiya?
Daksh- teri galti yehi thi ki tu us family me paida hue

Kiran- aur jo humare bich me hua?
Vo sab?
Daksh- tune kiya
Maine kabhi force nahi kiya tujhe

Kiran- lekin tumne plan to kiya tha na ki vo sab ho
Daksh- kiran mere pass kabhi ladkiyo ki kami nahi rahi ki main tum par aisa plan banau
Jab maine shekhar ka naam leke tujhe mohini ke pass bejha tab main bas sach sunane ke liye kiya tha
Lekin jab vo tujhe marne lagi tab main tujhe bachane ke liye hi gaya tha
Vaha mera koe aur intention nahi tha
Aur tere samne maine jo mohini ke sath kiya uska maksad bhi sirf uski sachae dikhane ke liye kiya tha
Tumne ye sab galat tareeke se le liya

Kiran- main kaise maan lu tum sach bol rahe ho?
Daksh- maine kab kaha tum mano?
Mat mano

Kiran- tumhe human mentality ka sayad pata nahi hai ya fir tum nahi pata hone ka nataak kar rahe ho
Jab koe insaan toot jata hai to vo sath khade bande me hi sab kuch Dekh leta hai
Aur mujhe lagta hai tumhe ye baat pata thi
Daksh- tujhe sayad yaad nahi hoga lekin maine tujhe first time bhi roka tha aur second time bhi
Second time tum emotional bhi nahi thi

Kiran- tumhe kuch nahi pata main kaisi thi aur kab thi
Arjun- aur Roy empire vo tune pehle giraya fir dobara uthaya?
Kyu?

Daksh- tujhe Roy empire me interest hai ya fir maine tere sath kya galat kiya ye janene me?
Arjun- Roy se linked to main tha hi

Daksh- Roy tujhse baat karta tha
Tujhe mere bare me kuch bhi kahaniya sunata tha
Lekin Kya maine tere ko kabhi kuch bola?
Arjun from the very beginning mujhe sab pata tha aur maine tujh par trust kiya
Mujhe pata tha tu mere against kabhi nahi jayega
Arjun- aur main kabhi nahi gaya

Daksh- to fir ab kya hogya?
Arjun- abhi bhi main tere sath hi hu lekin ab mujhe sab janana hai ki vo kon hai jiske liye main ye sab kar raha hu

Daksh- raichand empire mere papa ka hai aur mujhe vo chahiye
Raichand aur Roy(dono) ne milkar unhe mara mujhe un teeno ki zindagi banjar banani hai
Arjun- sirf teen nahi hai Daksh
Bahut sare life involve hai

Daksh- main koe Saint nahi hu jo har kisi ke bhale ke liye sochu
Mujhe jo karna hai vo main karunga
Chahe kuch bhi ho jaye
Ruhi- chahe hum hi na rahe?

Daksh- ruhi mere liye tum log bahut important ho
Chahe tumhe aisa nahi lagta ho
Lekin ha tum raho ya na raho
Mujhe jo karna hai vo main karunga
Arjun- teri girlfriend ka kya scene hua tha?

Daksh- raichand ne plant ki thi mujhe distract karne ke liye
Kiran- ab hum dono me kya hai ye bata do mujhe bas?

Daksh- I don't know
Humare bich me kabhi kuch tha bhi?
I have no idea
Maine tumhe starting me use kiya fir uske badle jo mujhse bana maine tumhe lotaya
Kiran- aur Kya uski bharpaye hogaye?

Daksh- tumhe aur Kya chahiye?
Kiran- vo dost jo main humesha se chahti thi

Daksh- hum dost nahi rah sakte
Reason tujhe pata hai
Arjun- kyu nahi rah sakte?
Mujhe kuch problem nahi hai
Esse kuch problem nahi hai
To fir kyu?

Daksh- tu kyu bich me fudak raha hai?
Tera to koe role hi nahi tha
Aur agar bich raat mera khada hogya to fir kuch anhoni ho jayegi
Ruhi- Daksh yaar serious conversation me bakchodi mat kar

Daksh- pata hai what's the difference between you(kiran) and ruhi?
Ruhi vo dekh leti hai jo samne wala nahi dikha raha lekin sach hai aur act karti hai practically not emotionally
I know tum suffer jada hue ho lekin kabhi shanti me sochna what wrong I did to you
Ruhi- sala meri tareef vo bhi Daksh ke muh se
Ab main mar sakti hu

Kiran- mujhe nahi dekhna
Daksh- sare nashe ke maa behan kar di aaj bc

Karan- bhai ab jab sach bata hi raha hai to ye bhi Bata de humara scene kaise banaya tune?
Daksh- Rocky ne kiya
Maine nahi

Karan- Rocky kon hai?
Daksh- mera Banda hai

Karan- usne kya kiya?
Daksh- tere aur uske dono ke baap ko samne batha ke kuch gyan diya hoga ki vo maan gaye

Karan- vo dono hote to ek mar jata
Daksh- hathiyaar kisi aur ke hath me tha bhai
Unhe manana hi tha

Karan- badal gaye to?
Daksh- mera naam le dena
Tera kaam ho jayega

Hritik - main hi aisa hu kya jiske pass puchne ko kuch nahi hai?
Pawan- main bhi to hu bc
Hum dono to chutiya hi rah gaye

Daksh- Hritik tera district selection maine hi karaya tha aur Pawan tu chutiya hi hai bhai
Pawan- mera bhi kuch kara hi deta

Daksh- mood nahi tha
Ek din aake mere tatte sahla ke jana fir sochunga
Pawan- abhi sahla deta hu

Ruhi- jo news me dikha rahe the vo sab sach tha?
Daksh- ek ek word jo mere khilaf bole gaye the sab sach the aur ek ek word jo mere support me bole gaye the sab juth the

Ruhi- ab vo vapas samne aakar kuch kar denge to?
Daksh- mare hue log vapas nahi aate

Arjun- tune sab ko maar diya?
Daksh- dhokha bardast nahi mujhe

Hritik- baki sab to theek hai lekin mujhe sirf ek chhij ka doubt hai
Daksh- londe ko bhi doubt hogya

Hritik- tu ab kyu bata raha hai hume?
Pucha to bahut baar tha
Daksh- ab eske baad kya bc kahani khatam hone ke baad batata?
Aur mujhe laga ye sahi time hai

Hritik- ek to tu etne baar story writer kahani bolta hai mujhe to lagta hai hum real hai hi nahi
Koe imaginary dunia me jee rahe hai
Daksh- ye bhi sach hi hai
Yaha jo ho raha hai vo real life me nahi hota

Daksh- hogya ya aur kuch puchna hai?
Pawan- en sab ke baad kya?

Daksh- Pawan ne bhi puch hi liya
En sab ke baad kya hoga mujhe nahi pata
May be I will left everything, may be I will continue as it is
I don't know
Will see

Arjun- ab aage kya?
Daksh- vo mujhe pata hai
Tujhe jada dimag lagane ki jarurat nahi hai
Tum logo ko door rahna hai
Main har waqt tumhre sath nahi rah sakta

Ruhi- Daksh agar main mar gaye Teri vajah se to kasam se bhoot ban ke bahut daraungi
Daksh- tu abhi kya kam daravani lagti hai?

Arjun- mujhe kya karna hai?
Join karu ya nahi
Daksh- teri marji hai
Lekin fir main chhod sakta hu lekin agar saanvi ke hathe chhad gaya to fir bhagwan hi bachaye

Arjun- sale main uski company join karne ko bol raha hu uske mission nahi
Kiran- Arjun rahne do please
Ye dono bhai behan bilkul pagal hai
Saanvi jada hi
Tum intelligent ho kahi bhi mil jayegi yaar tumhe

Arjun- main dekhta hu
Daksh- main raat ka intezaam doond ke aata hu.....
 
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Daksh ki expectation ke khilaf koe bhi final year ka student ghar nahi gaya tha
Sab vahi college me gand mara rahe the

Daksh ne to yehi socha tha ki sab chale jayenge aur fir sukha katna padega pura mahina

Lekin Daksh ke liye to acha hi hua jo bhi hua
Ab usse chut ke liye yaha vaha nahi bhatakna padega

Actually koe ruka project ke liye to koe job dundne ke liye

Ab sala college ke 3.5 saal to bakchodi me gujar diye esliye ab to jagna hi tha

Agar college nikal gaya aur job nahi mili to gharwalo aur rishtedaro ke tane suno bc
Aur ab to sala paise bhi mil jate hai tab to mangane me bhi das baar sochna padega

Esliye sab ki gand fati hue thi aur apni gand ka pura jor laga rahe the

Daksh ke pass to kuch karne ko tha nahi esliye vo to college me bakchodi karte ghum raha tha to usse Nidhi mil gaye

Jo es waqt kamaal lag rahi thi
Suit pahna hua tha aur sayad kahi ja rahi thi

Daksh- red light area me ye kapde nahi chalte
Daksh usse dekh ke bola
Nidhi- hahaha very funny

Daksh- kaha ja rahi ho?
Nidhi- interview hai

Daksh- kaha?
Nidhi- l&t me

Daksh- to etna sajh dajhne ki kya jarurat thi
Nidhi- nangi chali jau?

Daksh- chali ja
Job to mil hi jayegi
Nidhi- main late ho rahi hu bye

Daksh- Ladki hai Ladki hone ka fayda utha lena
Nidhi- Ladki hu koe randi nahi

Daksh- *sex worker
Nidhi- ye word tumhe etna bura kyu lagta hai?

Daksh- kyuki vo bhi apna pet hi palti hai
Aur hume judge nahi Karna chahiye
Nidhi- acha sorry
Gyan raat ko de dena
Bye

Aur Nidhi chali jati hai

Daksh vaha se thodi aur aage jata hai to usse ruhi mil jati hai
Vo bhi aise hi tayar hoke kahi ke liye bhag rahi thi

Daksh- ab tu kaha ja rahi hai?
Ruhi- meeting hai

Daksh- ye sala konsi meeting hai jaha hume nahi bulaya jata?
Ruhi- Daksh yaar abhi nahi
Pehle hi bahut late hu

Daksh- aaja tujhe hawa me leke chalu?
Ruhi- no thanks
Aur Daksh ka matlab samjhte hue bhi usse ignore kar diya

Daksh- main do teen galiya expect kar raha tha
Ruhi- udhar rahi
Aake deti hu

Daksh- tere tak to theek hai lekin agar mujhe Pawan ya Karan me se koe aise dikh gaya to bc heart attack aajana hai mujhe
Ruhi- for you kind information Pawan pehle hi ja chuka hai

Daksh- bc ye etni job aa kaha se rahi hai?
Aur agar aa rahi hai to fir engineers ko etna badnaam kyu kar rakha hai?
Ruhi- mujhe nahi pata
Aur main ja rahi hu

Aur ruhi bhi nikal leti hai

Daksh vaha se aage jate hue sochne lagta hai bc lagta hai pagal hogaye sab ke sab
Sala Pawan kis job ke liye gaya hai be?
Profile kya hogi?
Joint roll karna?
Desh surakshit hatho me jata dikh raha hai mujhe

Thodi door baad Arjun shorts me kahi batha dikh jata hai

Daksh- yaha puri dunia job lene bhag rahi hai aur tu yaha gand mara raha hai?
Arjun- job to mil gaye

Daksh- kab mili kaha mili?
Arjun- raichand group me

Daksh- tu nahi manega?
Arjun- abe achi salary hai aur agar kuch Hua to yaha se sun ke vaha se nikal dunga
Baad me naam dekh kitna bada hoga gandu
Raichand group se aur vo bhi off campus job pane wala

Daksh- bhai jada bada naam bhi mat kar liyo kahi bich se sambhal na paye aur toot jaye
Arjun- uske liye tu hai na
Bc tutne dega bhai ko?

Daksh- mera Lund pakad ke nach le bc
Arjun- jab kabhi nobat aaye to vo bhi kar lunga

Daksh- baki sab kaha hai?
Arjun- interview dene gaye hai sab?

Daksh- koe mass recruit kar raha hai Kya?
Arjun- nahi

Daksh- to fir ye sab ek hi din kyu gaye?
Arjun- are enhone pehle se hi bahut companies me apply kar rakha tha
Aaj call aagaye hogi

Daksh- ek hi din?
Sab ko?
Arjun- bc etna shak nahi karte
Aur ab to har roj yehi hona hai

Daksh- Pawan aur Karan?
Arjun- Pawan gaya hai ril me aur Karan ke baap ne uska kuch jugad bithaya hai Google me

Daksh- Google me?
Bc iit me to nahi padh rahe na hum?
Arjun- bhai approach se kuch bhi ho sakta hai

Daksh- fir to main kisi ko bhi kahi bhi lagva dunga
Bata kaha job chahiye?
Arjun- mujhe mil gaye
Etna nahi bhula karte

Daksh- main to mind change karne ki kosis kar raha tha
Arjun- chal cigarettes fukne chalte hai

Daksh- chal vaise bhi mujhe ek ke baad ek jhatka hi lag raha hai

Daksh aur Arjun vaha se college ke bahar ki taraf nikal gaye
Abhi pahuche hi the ki Mayank ki call aagaye

Daksh Arjun ke samne hi call attend karne laga

Daksh- ha bol
Mayank- kya kar raha hai?

Daksh- kya Hua ye bol na
Mayank- kuch news aane hai

Daksh- kiske marne ki
Mayank- jaldi marne ki

Daksh- kiske?
Mayank- tere

Daksh- are waw
Ye subah samachar kaha se aaya hai?
Mayank- kaha se aa sakta hai?

Daksh- aur kuch?
Mayank- ha bahut kuch

Daksh- to bol na
Time kyu kharab kar raha hai?
Mayank- Roy nahi mil raha

Daksh- mohini ko dond raha hoga chutiya
Mayank- mohini ne kuch bataya hai tere bare me

Daksh- kya kahani sunae?
Mayank- jo hume aaj tak sunae nahi di thi

Daksh- acha
Aisa Kya suna diya?
Mayank- raichand teri maa nahi hai

Daksh- vaise bhi usne maa jaisa koe kaam kiya hi kaha hai?
Mayank- Daksh for real
Usne ye bola hai ki tu raichand ka beta nahi hai

Daksh- agar sach hua to kitna acha hoga na
Mayank- Daksh serious hoja

Daksh- main serious hi hu
Pata kar
Mayank- kon bata sakti hai?

Daksh- mohini se hi puch
Mayank- usne shirt rakhi hai

Daksh- maan le
Mayank- sun to le

Daksh- maan le
Bhagwan thodi hai jo shart tod nahi sakte
Abhi kaam niklva aur uski puri kahani sun
Mayank- agar sach hue to?

Daksh- sach hue to raichand kam haseena thodi hai
Mayank- bc soch samjh ke bola kar

Daksh- abhi ruka hu kyuki incest nahi banani
Tu pata kar
Fir main aata hu ek do din me meri jaan se milne
Bahut din hogaye
Mayank- tujhe dekh ke attack aajana hai usse

Daksh- lekin fir bhi marne nahi dunga main
Tu mujhe aaj bata sab kuch
Kya game khel rahi hai vo
Mayank- theek hai

Daksh- ab rakh de phone
Gharwali hi ban jate ho bc sab....
 
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Bahubali- usne sab khatam kar diya ma'am
Ek ek plan ki dhajiya uda di
Raichand- vohi to kaam hai Daksh ka
Hum plan banayega aur vo kharab karega

Bahubali- lekin kab tak?
Raichand- us din tak jab hum kamyab nahi ho jate
Hume to ek baar hi jeetna hai aur Daksh hume marega nahi

Bahubali- aapka matlab hai...
Raichand- abse sirf ek plan banega Daksh ko kaise mara jaye
Har plan ka motive ek hi hoga

Bahubali- aapka beta hai ma'am vo
Raichand- ha aur vo mujhe jeene nahi dega lekin mujhe abhi bahut jeena hai

Bahubali- agar usse pata chal gaya to?
Raichand- vo janta hai
Aisa kuch nahi jo Daksh nahi janta ho

Bahubali- ma'am aapka business pure dunia me hai
Aap yaha sab chhod ke kahi dusre desh kyu nahi chale jate?
Raichand- vaha kya Daksh se bach jayenge?
Daksh ab sirf ek naam nahi rah gaya bahu
He is much more
Aur vaise bhi aadhe shares saanvi ke pass hai aur jis din Daksh ko ye pata chal gaya ki uske shares bhi hai aur usko papers mil gaye to we are done

Bahubali- lekin aapne to sab apne naam kar liye the?
Raichand- fake papers se
Agar usse original mil gaye to mera sab ek jhatke me chala jayega
Saanvi aur Daksh mil ke majority bana lenge aur fir mujhe apne isharo pe nachaenge

Bahubali- saanvi ma'am se baat kariye
Aapki beti hai vo
Raichand- uske liye Daksh hi uska sab kuch hai
Na usse kabhi dhokha degi na mera kabhi sath
Maine apni hi kokh se do hathiyaar ko janam de diya jo mujhe hi khatam kar dena chahte hai

Bahubali- agar kisi tarah dono ko alag kar diya jaye to baat ban jayegi
Raichand- ye bhi namumkin hai
Saanvi ke liye Daksh uski soul hai aur Daksh ke liye saanvi uske heart beats

Alag kabhi bhi nahi ho sakte, kisi bhi tarah nahi ho sakte

Bahubali- aisa kuch kar de ki saanvi Daksh se nafarat karne lag jaye
Raichand- aisa kuch hai hi nahi
Saanvi ne Daksh ko uske flaws ke sath apna mana hai
Ab hum kuch nahi kar sakte
Tum Roy ko dundo
Abhi uska use khatam nahi hua hai

Dusri taraf

Roy aur mohini nange bistar par nanga nach kar rahe the

Mohini- ohh baby I missed you so much
Ahhh you feel so good inside me
Roy- I missed you too love
But ab hume koe alag nahi kar sakta

Mohini- ab hum sab ko alag karenge
Ahh faster baby
Roy aur jor laga laga ke mohini ko chhodne laga

Mohini- pehle kon babu?
Roy- Daksh aur raichand sabse baad me aayenge
Unhe to tamasha dekhna hai

Mohini- ahhh ha meri jaan
Tum sahi kah rah ho
Daksh ko tumhre hath ki kimmat chhukani padegi
Roy- usse har ek chhij ki kimat deni hai
Chhun chhun ke badla lena hai us se to

Mohini- lekin hum ye sab karenge kaise?
Roy- Daksh mujh par trust karta hai

Mohini- ahh jaan aisi galatfami me mat rahna
Daksh kisi par trust nahi karta
Roy mohini ko kiss karte hue
Jab tumhre body uske samne fekunga to to yakeen karega na

Mohini- kya matlab?
Roy- fake meri jaan
Jiski body tumse milti hogi lekin chehra puri tarah kharab ho chuka hoga

Mohini- lagta hai Daksh ko abhi tak pehchana hi nahi tumne
Roy- pehchan liya hu esliye hi bata raha hu

Mohini- Daksh mujhe marna nahi chahta
Meri body chahe fake hi kyu na ho usne dekh li to uske side me hi tumhe bhi leta dega
Roy- ab aur nahi
Bahut khel khel liya maa beto ne
Ab bas
Ek ek se badla lunga

Mohini- bahut tadpi hu main tumhre bina
Roy- main bhi Meri jaan
Unhone to bahut kosis ki hume alag karne ki lekin mohini aur Roy ko aaj tak koe alag kar paya hai Kya?

Mohini- nahi
Aur na hi koe kar payega
Lekin hume ye jagah chhodni padegi
Daksh ke aadmi mujhe aur tumhe pagal kutto ki tarah dund rahe honge
Roy- maine sab plan kar liya hai
Ab Daksh hum tak nahi hum Daksh tak pahuchenge
Main tumhe kuch nahi hone dunga meri jaan

Mohini - I love you aadi
Roy- I love you too love

Aur fir dono bahankar chudai me lag jate hai
Aisa lag raha tha jaise barso ki pyash hai aur etni jaldi khatam nahi hogi

Jaha ye dono busy the aur vaha humare Daksh ko abhi tak kuch nahi Mila tha

Vo bechara college ghum raha tha ki koe mil jaye lekin final year ko chhod ke to sab ghar ja chuke the

Final year me kiran hi thi aur vo usse degi nahi
Vaise Nidhi bhi thi lekin vo abhi tak aaye hi nahi thi interview deke

Daksh aur Arjun chai wale ke bath ke sutta maar rahe the tab tak Pawan aur Karan aa gaye

Daksh- aur loduo mil gaye naukari?
Karan- tere bhai ko naukari aur chaukri ke liye kabhi mahnat karni padi hai Kya?

Pawan- beta baap hai tera
Esliye uchal raha hai
Arjun- tera kyu muh utra hua hai

Pawan- kuch nahi
Uncle ek chai dena aur sutta bhi
Daksh- job ka kya Hua?

Pawan- bole call karenge
Arjun- matlab nahi hua

Pawan- matlab mujhe bhi pata hai chutiye
Daksh- hum pe kyu chhila raha hai bc?
Job hi to hai aaj nahi to kal mil jayegi

Pawan- MC marks dekh hai mere?
Karan- nahi aur dekhne bhi nahi hai
Kya pata attack aajaye bc

Pawan- ha aur yehi haal job dene walo ka hoga
Daksh- hojayega kahi na kahi
Stress mat le
Aur chai pee

Pawan- nahi hua to tu to karayega hi
Daksh- Arjun ko bol kiran se bol ke Kara dega

Arjun- bc har chhij me mere baad kiran hi kyu aati hai?
Karan- vaise Daksh sahi bol raha hai
Kiran se bol ke Kara de

Arjun- main kyu bolu?
Aur bc kiran eski dost nahi hai Kya?
Pawan- teri dost se jada hai na
Esliye bol raha hu

Arjun- Lund hai meri
Aur main nahi bolne wala usse
Pawan- sale dikha diya na apna asli roop
Koe baat nahi Daksh hai na mera bhai

Arjun - do feet door rah
Mujhe apne aas pass gandgi pasand nahi hai

Pawan- bc tu bhi?
Karan- are sab matlabi hai Pawan mere bhai

Pawan- sahi kah raha hai karan
Karan- ha lekin do feet door hoke hi baat kar
Hum berojgaro se baat nahi karte

Arjun- aur kal se humare sath nahi niche bathna
Gandu
Pawan- muh tod dunga bc sabka
Jada bole to

Daksh- naha ke aana pehle
Pawan- maa chudao
Aur Pawan vaha se chala gaya

Arjun- oye lodu
Paisa kon dega uncle ka
Pawan- jiski job lagi hai

Fir sab haste haste Pawan ke piche ho liye

Daksh Pawan ko pakad ke
Tu tension mat le
Apni taraf se sabko gand de de fir bhi kisi ko maja nahi aaya to I promise main kara dunga kahi
Pawan- bc TATA me chahiye

Daksh- hume tujhe sir pe kya bathaya tu to kaan me mutne lag gaya bc
Arjun- sakal dekhi hai apni TATA me kaam karenge ye

Pawan- bc mujhe tumse baat hi nahi karni
Main khud kar lunga
Daksh- Khud kar lena
Lekin apne dealer ka naam to bata de
Kahi tu mar gaya to kya karenge hum

Pawan- sath leke marunga bc
Karan- chal ro mat
Aaj daru meri taraf se

Pawan- vo to teri gand maar ke bhi lete bc
Etni aasani se nahi chhodenge
Daksh- aur kisi ka hua?

Arjun- Hritik to bacha hai
Pata nahi kaha hai vo
Pawan- ruhi ke pallu me ro raha hoga

Daksh- sale uske pass kisi ka pallu to hai
Khud ko dekh
Etni mahnat se Ladki patva ke di thi vaha bhi gand mara gaya
Pawan- Khud pati thi samjha
Pagal thi bilkul mere liye

Karan- bhai esko mirror gift kar dete hai
Nahi to ye galatfami me hi mar jayega ek din
Arjun- sahi bol raha hai

Aise hi ye log bakchodi karte rahe aur fir apne apne flat chale gaye....

[color=rgb(255,]sorry for delay and not replying to any comments
thoda busy tha aur tabeyat bhi theek nahi chal rahi pichle kuch weeks se[/color]
 
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