Saanvi- why you're playing this loud music?
Daksh saanvi aur Khushi car se kahi ja rahe the aur daksh ne bahut loud music chala rakha tha
Daksh- ab esme bhi logo ko problem hone lag gaye?
Kya jamana aagya hai
Saanvi- thoda slow bhi kar sakte ho?
Daksh- ha lekin karna nahi hai
Juice pioge?
Daksh ek juice wale ke samne ruka
Saanvi- nahi
Daksh- Didi aap?
Khushi Jo bichari khud etni confused bathi thi kya hi bolti
Daksh- bhaiya do juice dena
Ek karele Ka
Juice wala- sahab karela to nahi hai
Daksh- to fir gazar ka de do
Saanvi- aap pagal hogaye ho
Juice wale ne daksh ki taraf ek baar dekha fir ek packet usse de diya
Daksh- rakha karo yaar karela
Chalo chhodo kaha milega?
Juice wala- aage se right jana sahab waha aapke matlab ki chhij mil jayegi
Daksh- sukriya
Aur daksh vapas car aage badha deta hai aur music abhi bhi chal raha tha
Saanvi fir se kuch bolne wali thi lekin daksh ne ishare me usse chhup rahne ko bol diya
Fir abhi jo packet diya tha usse kholne laga
Usme kuch chhote chhote mobiles the jo starting me nahi chalte the saap wala game hota hai vaise
Daksh ne ek saanvi ko diya aur ek Khushi ko aur dono ko isharo me padhne ko bola
Daksh- vaise ab humara bahut naam ho jayega
Aur in the end Khushi mil hi jayegi
Hai na Didi?
Khushi- hmm
Daksh- kya kismat paye hai maine
Bhagwan aisi kismat kisi ko na de
Daksh bolta ja raha tha aur Khushi saanvi message pad rahe the
Unke chehre Jo pehle confused the ab serious hogaye the
Daksh ya vo dono kuch bolte usse pehle hi daksh ke number par private call aagaye
Daksh- hello
**** Maine kaha tha akele aana
Daksh- tumne jagah bhi to nahi bataye
Jab bataoge to akele pahuch jaunga
***** Lagta hai dosto ki parvaah nahi hai tumhe
Daksh- nahi Hoti to abhi gaad nahi deta tujhe jameen ke das foot under
****£ Uske liye to pehle milna padega
Daksh- jagah bata
Daksh humesha akele aata hai
***** Behano ko safe jagah drop kar de
Ye tere aur mere bich ka hai
Daksh- fir to mujhe uthana Chahiye tha dosto ko kyu uthaya
**** Tu akela aaja aur unhe sahi salamat jaha se uthaya hai vahi chhod dunga
Daksh- jagah bata
**** Jab akela ho jayega to main apne aap call karunga
Aur phone kat jata hai
Tab tak daksh bhi apni manjil par pahuch chuka tha
Teeno car se bahar aaye aur building ke ander chale gaye
Ye koe banjar jagah thi aur building bhi aisi lag rahi thi jaise pichle bahut salo se yaha koe raha nahi ho
Daksh ne ek paper nikal ke saanvi ko diya fir bina kuch bole vaha se nikal gaya
Es baar saanvi ne bhi koe sawal Jawab nahi kiya kyuki usse pata chal gaya tha ki koe unko sun raha hai
Daksh jaise hi car me pahucha call aagaye
Daksh- bol ab
***** Vo jagah jo dil ke bahut kareeb hone ke bavjud jal gaye thi
Daksh- matlab?
***** 24 ghante hai tere pass
Nahi aaya to tujhe pata hi hai kaise kaam hota hai humare dandhe me
Aur phone kat gaya
Daksh ne car modi aur road par doda di
Uska dimag es time puri tarah un lines par hi tha lekin kuch samjh me nahi aa raha tha
Baar Baar sochne ke baad bhi dead end hi mil raha tha daksh ko
Fir daksh un sab jagah ke bare me sochne laga jo usne jalaye thi lekin sali list bahut lambi thi
24 ghanto ke hisab se distance calculate kiya tab bhi bahut jagah thi aur es halaat me daksh jada door nikal bhi nahi sakta tha
Daksh ne sayad ek word dhang se suna nahi ya fir uske mind se nikal gaya varna usse yaad aane me bilkul waqt nahi lagta
Car to apni speed me dodi ja rahi thi lekin daksh Ka dimag bilkul kaam nahi kar raha tha esliye joint jala liya
Aur fir sochne laga lekin aaj to gand marni hi thi
Body me firse pain suri hogya tha
Daksh abhi abhi theek hua tha etna sab vo ek sath kaise hi handle kar pata aur usne vahi kahi car thook di aur behosh hogya
Kismat achi thi ki air bags the aur usse chhot nahi aae
Bahut der tak daksh sota raha aur jab usse vapas hosh aaya to bahut waqt gujar gaya tha aur BC car ki bhi maa chud gaye thi
Fatafat usne call karke dusri car mangave aur fir se city ka chakkar marne laga
Fir dusre number se Mayank ko call kar diya aur apna phone piche fek kar loud music chala diya
Mayank- hello
Daksh- city me kon kon si jagah jalaye hai humne?
Mayank- bahut sare hai Bhai
Daksh- ye mujhe bhi pata hai
Dimag laga koe khash
Mayank- agar khash hoti to jalate kyu?
Hua kya?
Daksh- vo gandu paheliya khel raha hai
Mayank- kya bola bata
Daksh- vo jagah jo dil ke bahut kareeb hoke bhi jal gaye
Mayank- tujhe ye sochne me etna waqt lag gaya?
Daksh- main abhi bhi nahi soch paya hu
Mayank- tune sabse pehle kya jalaya tha?
Daksh mind- DIL KE BAHUT KAREEB
daksh- fuck fuck fuck
Aur daksh vahi se gadi mood deta hai
Time bahut kam tha aur distance bahut jada esliye full speed me gadi doda di
Daksh ka ghar jo daksh ke dil ke bahut kareeb tha lekin un sab yaadon ko khatam karne ke chakkar me daksh ne usse jala diya tha
Aaj fir kismat ne usse vahi pahucha diya jaha vo kabhi nahi jana chahta tha....
Share market aur raichand group ki value etne buri tarah giri ki investors ke gand se aashu nikalne lag gaye
Har jagah bhagdad machi hue thi aur charo taraf log kis tarah apne paise bachaye ye hi soch rahe the
Raichand mansion ke bahar bhi bahut bhid thi lekin vaha kisi ko ander nahi jane diya ja raha tha
Raichand ka to pura empire hi uske hatho se nikal chuka tha aur etne salo me jitna bura kaam karke Jo naam kamaya tha sab ja chuka tha
Aur vo kuch nahi kar sakti thi esliye shanti se sirf daru piye ja rahi thi
Nasha sir chhad raha tha lekin dukh etna tha ki raichand ruk nahi rahi thi
To hua aisa ki jo cube tha daksh ke pass usme sari information thi ki daksh ke papa ne kis ko kitne shares de rakhe hai aur unke original documents kaha hai
Daksh Khushi aur saanvi ke pass ab majority ho gaye thi aur saanvi ke pass to raichand ke diye hue bhi shares the
Esliye ab ye sab raichand group ke sath kuch bhi kar sakte hai
Daksh ne apna naam side rakhne ke liye Apne shares saanvi aur Khushi ko de diye aur en dono ne media me jake raichand ki gand faad di
Usse company to chhini hi sath me usse expose bhi kar diya fake documents banane ke liye
Jaise hi ye news market me aae har taraf gadar mach gaya
Shares girne se employees sadko pe aagaye ki kahi unke job na chali jaye aur arrest raichand ke liye protest suru kar diya
Daksh ka etna bada sapna aaj pura hogya tha aur daksh ki kismat dekho vo esse witness karne ke liye vaha mojud nahi tha
Daksh to apne Ghar ke bahar khada tha aur ander jane ki kosis kar raha tha
Usse vo sab chhije dikh rahi thi jisse vo kabhi dekhna nahi chahta tha lekin KARMA to vapas aaega hi
Kitna usse bhagoge
Na chahte hue bhi daksh ander ghusa vohi Uske hasne ki aawaz Shekhar ki uske piche bhagne ki aawaz usse sunae dene lagi
Ek second laga daksh Ka sara dukh hara hone me aur aankhon ke samne andhera chane me kyuki pani to aa hi gaya tha
Kuch der me usne apne aap ko sambhala aur tez kadmo ke sath ander chala gaya
Lekin vaha koe nahi tha sivay MOHINI ke
Mohini ko dekh ke aur vo bhi khud ke ghar me daksh out of control hogya
Vo kuch bolne wala tha ki mohini ne usse chhup kara diya
Mohini- Tumne aane me deri kar di daksh
Ab eski saja to tumhe milegi hi tumhre ek dost ki jaan se
Vaise mera bahut bada dil hai tumhe choose karne deti hu tum kiske bagar rah sakte ho aur I promise vohi marega
Daksh- tune bahut galti kar di
Mohini- ohh dear nahi main yehi to karna chahti thi
Tumhre samne tumhe harana chahti thi
Daksh- main eski baat nahi kar raha
Mohini ne aankh chada ke daksh ki taraf dekha jaise matlab puchne ki kosis kar rahi hu
Daksh ek jhatke me aage aaya aur mohini Ka sar bahut tez diwar par de mara
Daksh- mere Ghar me kadam rakhne ki
Main tujhe sayad jane deta lekin teri himmat kaise hue mere ghar me gusne ki
Aur daksh ne mohini ko ghuma ke vaha se fek diya
Vo sidha soffe pe giri
Mohini- sab kuch live chal raha hai
Tune kuch bhi kiya to vaha tere dost nahi bachenge
Daksh- Acha hai live hi chalne de
Aur dekhne de sab ko ki koe daksh ki personal life me interfer karta hai to daksh uski kya halaat banata hai aur vo bhi kisi bhi kimat par
Daksh muda aur gate band kar diya
Ab jaise hi mohini ne daksh Ka chehra dekha usse pehle jo jo hua tha sab bahut ache se Yaad aane laga
Aur uski gand joro se fatne lagi
Mohini ke dimag me ab yehi chal raha hoga ki main madarchhod hu jo yaha aae
Mohini- tumhre dost mar jayenge daksh
Mujhe jane de
Main aakhiri baar kah rahi hu mujhe jane de
Daksh ne uske baalo se pakad ke mohini ko upar uthaya aur
Daksh- Tu mere liye bhi ek payda thi aur uske liye bhi ek payda hi hai
Tujhe kya laga main chutiya hu jo Kiran ki nudes bina matlab ke tujhe bejhunga?
Aur ek bahut tez thappad pada mohini ke gaalo par aur usse din me hi taare dikhne lage
Abhi thodi der pehle jo etna attitude dikha rahi thi uski sari akad ja chuki thi
Ab yaha vo pehle wali hi mohini bachi thi jo sirf daksh ke khayal se kaap uthati thi aur yaha to daksh uske samne khada tha
Daksh- dikha mujhe kitni takaat hai tujhme
Dikhaaaaaaa
Daksh chhikhta hua fir se mohini ko baalo se pakad ke utha leta hai
Daksh- tujhe na main apne har aadmi se chudvaunga
Jab unka bhi man bhar jayenge to sehar ke har ek kutte se
Tab tak tu chudti rahegi jab tak teri aakhiri saas tere sareer se nikal na jaye
Aur en sab ki suruvaat hogi aaj yaha se
Aur daksh ne khich ke mohini ka upper faad diya fir ek chhata maarte hue usse niche bathaya aur apni pent khol ke apna Lund uske muh me daal diya
Teri beti bhi dekh rahi hogi na ye live?
Usse bhi dikhna Chahiye kitni badi rand...ye word bol diya to word ki bejjati ho jayegi
Aur daksh mohini Ka sar pakad ke bahut buri tarah uska muh chhodne laga
Mohini Ka to makeup aashu kajal sab chhud chuka tha aur sareer daksh ki maar se bilkul laal ho chuka tha
Daksh- Teri etni himmat hogaye mere Ghar me aake mujhe dhamki dene ki
Behan ki lodi teri jaisi 100 ko din me chhodta hu main
Ab daksh ne usse khada kiya ghaeeta hua dusre kone me leke Gaya aur doggy style me lake ek hi jhatke me pura Ka pura mohini ki gand me utar diya
Mohini dard ke maare chhilane lagi aur har chhikh par uski gand par daksh jor jor se thappad bharsane laga
Etna jada hawaan ban gaya tha daksh ki usse apne sareer se nikalte khoon bhi nahi dikh raha tha
Es waqt to bas mohini dikh rahi thi usse
Daksh ne gand kam mari aur gand par jada
Mohini es waqt tak bilkul nidhaal hogaye thi
Lekin abhi to daksh suru hua tha aur usse bhi pata chal chuka tha ki daksh aaj usko kisi layak nahi chhodega
Ab to us waqt ko kosne lagi jab vo dobara es khel me khud padi ye jante hue bhi daksh uska kya haal karega
Lekin kahte hai na badle ki aag insaan ko andha kar deti hai vohi hua sayad mohini ke sath
Daksh bahut der tak uski gand kutata raha fir ussi ko bhar diya aur mohini ko vapas side me fek diya
Tab jake mohini ko thodi saas aaye
Daksh- abhi khatam nahi hua hai ye
Abhi suru hua hai
Saas lene ki kosis bhi mat kar
Tujhe Yaha se asli halaat me bejhunga ki koe kothe wala bhi panaah nahi dega tujhe.....
Mohini- daksh mujhe jane do
Main Kiran ki kasam khati hu dobara tumhre raste me kabhi nahi aaungi
Mohini rote hue hath jod ke daksh se bolti hai
Daksh- dobara aane layak tujhe chhodunga tab to tu aaegi na
Aur BC tu kiski kasam kha rahi hai?
Jo apne pati ki nahi ho saki vo kisi aur ki kaise hogi?
Tune to apne pati ko hi maar dala
Mohini- vo ek galti ke karan hua tha
Main aadi ko marna nahi chahti thi
Daksh- Tu chahti thi ya nahi esse matlab nahi hai mujhe
Tune mara usse hai aur vo bhi mere aadmi ko?
Mohini- vo tumhe marne ka plan bana raha tha
Daksh- kyuki maine bola tha usse
Lekin kya chalaak lomdi hai tu
Halka sa shak hua aur maar dala
Mohini- usne mujhe kisi aur ke sath dekh liya tha esliye mujhe marna pada
Daksh- hai hi tu bajaru
Kapde pahane ki kosis mat kar
Tujhe nangi hi leke jaunga main yaha se
Mohini ke hatho me kapde dekh ke daksh bola
Mohini- please daksh
Daksh aage badha mohini ko baalo se khechte hue ghar ke bahar le aaya aur apne car ki pichli seat par fek diya
Aur khud aage aake bath gaya
Daksh- Bola tha na pure sehar se chudvaunga tujhe?
Main apne sabdo par rahta hu
Aur car aage badha di
Ek minute baad hi daksh ke mobile par call aagaye
***- Maja aagya Bhai
Kya movie dikhaye hai
Daksh- tere sath bhi aisa hi hoga
Bas fark etna hoga meri jagah khujli wale kutte honge
***- hahahaha pehle dond to le mujhe
Daksh- tere se acha to tera chhota Bhai tha
Sala samne se lada to tha tu to kayar hai jo bacho ko dhal bana ke batha hai
***- teri en baaton me nahi aane wala main
Puri research karke aaya hu tere bare me
Daksh- jitna pata kiya hai sab kam hai
Mere bare me koe nahi janta
Tujhe mere dosto ko marna hai to maar de
Lekin suruvat Kiran se karna
Aur agar mujhse milna hai to jagah bata
Main akela aaunga
Kayaro ki tarah dobara phone mat karna
Aur daksh ne apna phone off karke rakh diya
Mohini- main tumhe bata sakta hu vo kaha hai
Daksh- acha?
Aur main chutiya hu jaise hai na?
Dondna hota to kab ka dond leta
Lekin tujhe teri beti ke samne nangi kaise karta?
Meri Jaan daksh chaudhry naam hai mera
Koe mere sehar me aake mere apno ko utha le aur mujhe pata na ho?
Aisa kabhi nahi ho sakta
Main to khel khel raha tha
Fir pata nahi kab koe mile
Mohini- tumhe nahi pata vo kaha hai
Kyuki vo es sehar me nahi hai
Daksh- tujhe bhi nahi pata vo kaha hai
Kyuki tu to janglo me thi na
Vaise maja to aata hai jungle me sex karne me
Mohini-tumhe sab pata tha to tumne mujhe pakda kyu nahi aur roka kyu nahi apne dosto ko pakde jane se?
Daksh- pehle to main tujhe maja karne ka time de raha tha fir un bhosdiwalo ne kuch jada hi golliya maar di thi
Aur dosto ko pakda jab main behosh tha varna kis ki himmat jo mere jage hote hue mere bhaiyo par hath maare
Mohini- hath to maara hi tha tumhre jage hue bhi Mayank par
Daksh- uski kimat tum sab bugtoge
Aur daksh ne car rok di aur mohini ko ghaseete hue ander leke gaya
Sayad daksh Ka farmhouse tha lekin es waqt vaha koe nahi tha
Daksh ne mohini ko vahi patak diya aur khud ek bottle leke bath gaya
Daksh- ek question puchunga sirf ek
Agar sahi sahi jawab nahi diya to tujhe bahut ache se pata hai main kya karunga tere sath
Mohini Jo pehle se hi bahut dari hue thi uske pass daksh ki baat manene ke alava aur koe chara nahi tha
Daksh-Poonam kaha hai?
Mohini- mujhe nahi pata
Daksh- last chance
Mohini- mujhe sach me nahi pata
Main last time usse jangal me hi mili thi
Uske baad vo kaha gaye mujhe koe idea nahi hai
Daksh- idea nikal nahi to kutte aane wale hai yaha
Mohini- vo gusse me thi aur bol rahi thi ki ab daksh se daksh ki language me baat hogi
Daksh- Acha
Matlab ab ghodo ki race me ghade bhi dodenge?
Aur?
Mohini- vo bol rahi thi tumhri koe kamjori hai uske pass
Bas aur kuch nahi pata mujhe
Daksh- ye to mere koe kaam ki chhij nahi hue
Mera fayda kara aur main tujh par sayad koe raham kar du
Mohini- main sach bol rahi hu
Mujhe etna hi pata hai
******
Jo kal suru hua tha aaj bhi vaisa Ka vaisa chal raha tha
Raichand Ghar ke ander aur bahar bahut jada bhid jo sab uske khilaf protest kar rahe the vahi saanvi raichand office me Khushi ke sath pahuch chuki thi
Saanvi ko to sab jante hi the aur saanvi ke gusse ko bhi
Esliye vaha bahut shanti thi
Saanvi raichand ke cabin ke bahar khadi thi aur ek employee ko ishare se bulati hai
"Good evening Ma'am "
Saanvi- ye name plate yaha se hata do aur get me a new name plate
" Aapke naam se"
Saanvi- daksh chaudhry ke naam se
Khushi chaudhry ke naam se
Aur saanvi chaudhry ke naam se
"Okay ma'am "
Khushi- saanvi tum kya kar rahi ho?
Saanvi- Didi jo humara tha vo le rahi hu
Aur raichand nahi chaudhry surname hai mera aaj se
Khushi- I don't wanna join this saanvi
Main boss nahi banana chahti
I want those kids to be happy
Saanvi-bahut mahnat ki hai Didi Bhai aur maine es din ke liye
Aur ab aap eska part ho and you don't have any options
Khushi- these people are scared
Unhe dar hai aur mujhe logo ko darana nahi hai
Saanvi-mujhe darana hai
Ye tabhi kaam karenge jab ye darenfe
Khushi- you don't need to be like daksh saanvi
Main vo daksh apne ghar me nahi dekhna chahti
You can be better
Saanvi- main aur Bhai ek hi hai Didi
Na vo badlenge aur na main
Aur yehi sach hai
Khushi-fir to mujhe tum dono ko peetna padega
Vaise bhi badi behan Ka farz hota hai chhoto ko sahi rasta dikhana
Saanvi muskurate hue aapse peetne ke liye to fir hum dono har roj aise hi harkate karenge
Fir dono behan vaha khadi khadi muskurane lagi....
Aakhir kaar vo din aa hi gaya jab raichand ko police utha le gaye
Aakhir kar janta se koe kitne hi din bach sakta hai upar se sarkar bhi to daksh ke sath hi thi
Unhe to ek bahana Chahiye tha aur vo mil gaya tha
Murder,attempt to murder,dhokha dhadi,black money aur na jane kitne cases thok diye gaye the raichand par
Uska bachna ab lagbhag namumkin lag raha tha kyuki na to ab uske hatho me power bachi thi aur na uske sath Uske associates the
Raichand es bhid me akeli khadi thi aur kos rahi thi apne us waqt ko jab usne mokka rahte daksh ko maara nahi
Aaj vohi daksh uske girne Ka karan ban gaya tha
Dimag me kuch to tha raichand ke ki kaise en sab se bach saku lekin uske liye sabse jada important tha ya to daksh ko maara jaye ya fir usse manipulate kiya jaye
Aur dono hi kaam lagbhag na mumkin the
Ab vo sirf es baat par aas lagaye bathi thi ki dadu Ka Bhai daksh ko maar de aur uske bachne Ka rasta nikal aaye
Kaha ek alisan mahal me rahne wali raichand aaj jail ki kothri me padi thi
"Hello mom"
Door se ek awaz aae
Raichand es aawaz ko bahut ache se pahchanti thi
Akhir uske barbadi Ka karan Jo thi ye aawaz
Daksh- main do din bahar kya gaya aapke sath etna bura hogya?
Dukh hua
Raichand- nataak na hi karo to jada acha hoga
Vaise bhi tum to essi din ke liye jinda the na
Daksh- kaisi baat kar rahi ho mom
Main to aapse bahut pyaar karta hu
Main aisa kyu chahunga?
Raichand- Yaha kyu aaye ho?
Daksh- dekhne aaya hu business tycoon jail me kaise dikhti hai
Raichand- Dekh liya?
Ab niklo
Daksh- mom aap naraj lag rahe ho mujhse?
Raichand- daksh ye mom mom bol ke mom sabad ko kharab mat karo
Daksh- Acha tabhi Aapne mujhe kabhi beta nahi bola
Ab samjha
Vaise aap tension mat lijiye main aapko yaha se kahi bhi bahar nahi jane dunga
Raichand- Esse Acha to Tu mujhe maar deta
Daksh- daksh Kisi ko maarta nahi hai mom
Aapne jo kiya uski saja aapko jeete ji hi milegi
Aap apni bachi hue aimless Zindagi ko yahi bitaoge aur pachtava karoge ki us din agar sex nahi kiya hota to aaj aap barbaad nahi hue hoti
Raichand- main yaha se nikal jaungi
Aaj nahi to kal
Ye jail ki salakhe mujhe jada din nahi rok payegi
Daksh- I will make sure ki ye aapko humesha rok ke rakhe
Aur marogee tabhi jab main chahunga
Vaise ye kothri yaad hai aapko?
Ye vahi hai jaha dad band the
Aur ye vohi hai jaha unhone dum toda tha
Aapne pati ko mahsus karte rahna
Time pass ho jayega
Raichand- Tu kya sochta hai etne sare paap karke tu Khush rah sakega?
Daksh- mujhe Khushi Chahiye bhi Nahi lekin mere pass Khushi hai
Raichand- mujhe Yaha se nikal de aur main tujhe Poonam vapas kar dungi
Daksh- hahahaha
Nice try maa
Jo meri hai usse mujhe hi dene ki baat kar rahe ho?
Raichand- vohi teri maut ka karan banegi
Daksh- achi baat hai
Lekin aapne kab future dekhna suru kar diya?
Raichand- tujhe jindagi me Kabhi Khushi nahi milegi daksh
Tu Zindagi Bhar aise hi mar mar ke jiyega
Daksh- fir main Aapke bare me sochunga aur aapki halaat dekh ke Khush ho lunga
Aap meri chinta mat kijiye
Mera dil bahlane ke liye mohini bhi to hai mere pass
Raichand- vohi sari information deti thi na tujhe?
Daksh- apko lagta hai main uspar trust karunga?
Ohh mom aap mujhe jaan hi nahi paye
Kaka mere papa ke wafadar the aapke nahi
Raichand- vo Buddha
Usne dhokha diya mujhe
Daksh-bahubali bhi to meri hi side tha
Raichand- uska to mujhe pata tha
Aakhir tu usse manipulate to kar hi sakta tha
Daksh- Maine to sach hi bataye tha usse
Vo samjh gaya
Bas etna sab ho Jane ke baad bhi aap kuch sikhi nahi
Raichand- kyuki tu mera beta tha aur main tujhe maarna nahi chahti thi
Daksh- hayeeee
Etna pyaar dekh ke kahi mar hi na jau main
Raichand- Tumne humesha mujhe galat samjha
Kabhi ye sochne ki kosis nahi ki main jo kiya vo kyu kiya
Daksh- mere sath mind game?
Aapne Jo kiya vo apne liye kiya
Main vo sab bhul jata jo aapne mere sath kiya lekin dad
Vo sab kaise bhulu
Raichand- maine apne liye kiya to tumne bhi apne hi liye kiya hai
Shekhar ka naam leke khud ko innocent sabit karna chahte ho?
Daksh- main innocent hi hu mom
Aur main innocent hi tha
Vo to waqt aur aapki maharbani ne aisa bana diya
Lekin aap bilkul fikar mat karna
Main sara blame aap par hi daal dunga
Raichand-mere pass paisa hai
Etna ki pure sehar ko khareed sakti hu
Daksh- mere pass power bhi hai etni ki pure sehar ko maar sakta hu
Aur paisa bhi aapse to jada hi hai
Raichand- es ghamand ke sath jada door nahi ja paoge
Daksh- yaha tak eske sath hi aaya hu aage bhi eske sath hi jaunga
Raichand- meri koe galti nahi thi
Mohini ko jimmedari thi tumhri dekh bhal ki
Usne kabhi mujhe bataya hi nahi ki tumhre sath kya ho raha hai
Daksh- aur Aapne kabhi puchne ki kosis nahi ki
Vaise bhi maa aap thi mohini Nahi
Vo to mera bistar garam karti hai aajkal
Raichand- mujhe tum logo Ka future secure karna tha
Shekhar to pure din raat nashe me rahta tha
Agar us waqt main kuch nahi karti to bhukhe mar jate sab
Daksh- aise jeene se acha to marna hi hota
Raichand- theek hai fir
Agar main galat to main saja bhugatne ke liye tayar hu
Lekin tum dhayan rakhna ki kahi baad me bahut der ho jaye
Daksh- Der to ho hi gaye hai mom aur aapko saja milni hi hai
Chahe aap tayar ho ya na ho
Raichand- mujhe dukh hai ki mera beta aur beti crime ki dunia me aaye
Main tum dono ko achi life dena chahti thi
Daksh- mujhe bhi dukh hai ki aap sirf jail me aaye main aapko aur takleef dena chahta tha par sayad yehi sahi hai
Raichand- tum already mujhe bahut kuch de chuke ho
Daksh- Kuch enough nahi lagta
Main milne aata rahunga mom
Raichand- ab tera maksad pura hogya ab kya karega?
Daksh- matlab aise direct socha nahi hai
Lekin sochenge
Sochenge
Bye mom
Enjoy your life......
Daksh Malik (dadu Ka bada Bhai) ke batae jagah par pahuch chuka tha
Vaha par bahut sare log the aur ek taraf daksh ke dost bande pade the
Malik- welcome daksh Bhai welcome
Bahut intezaar karaya lekin aakhir tum aaye to
Daksh- kya kare londo me interest hi nahi hai humara
Malik- mera bahut hai lekin sirf tum me
Daksh- kya karna hai ab
Malik- game khelenge
Daksh- Kaisa game?
Malik- main clue dunga aur tujhe dundna hai
Agar dund liya to badiya nahi to ek ek karke tumhre dost marte jayenge
Daksh- badiya game hai
Mujhe acha laga
Malik- lekin esme ek twist hai
Daksh- Hona bhi Chahiye nahi to game Ka maja bigad jayega
Malik- enme se ek ko choose karo
Kisi bhi ek ko
Daksh- tera game hai
Tu hi kar le
Malik- ye bhi theek hai
Maa ko pela hai to beti ko pel lena
Kiran ko khol do
Daksh- aage
Malik- ye teri help karegi
Matlab partner pehle task me
Daksh- bahut badiya
Malik- agar task pura nahi hua to ek dost ke sath partner bhi mari jayegi
Daksh- very good
Malik- bahut khush ho rahe ho?
Achi baat hai
Jada time nahi rahegi
Daksh- task kya hai ye bata
Maa banane ki kosis mat kar
Malik- tujhe apni maa ko hi bahar nikalna hai jail se
Daksh- vo to nahi ho sakta
Malik- option nahi hai tumhre pass
Daksh- galatfami hai tumhri
Malik- Nahi Nahi bilkul galatfami nhi hai
Tum hare to dost mar jayenge
Daksh- aur agar tune enhe nahi chhoda to tu mar jayega
Malik- aas pass bande nahi najar aa rahe?
Aur tu ghayal hai
Daksh- tujhe bahar foz nahi mahsus ho rahi?
Malik- mere sath game khel raha hai?
Beta pure area me kitne bande aa rahe hai kitne ja rahe hai sabki information hai Hume
Daksh- ek chhij ko chhod ke
Malik-hahaha aur vo kya hai?
Daksh- physics
Physics ki knowledge nahi hai tujhe
Aur main to thahra engineer
Tum jaise ko ek second me chutiya bana du
Malik- yaha nahi bana paoge
Aur teri baaton me main aane wala bhi nahi hu
Malik- vaise bata du waqt ka bahut paband hu main
Aur tera waqt gujarta ja raha hai
Daksh smile karta hai aur edar udhar gumte hue bolta hai
Daksh- tujhe pata hai main juth nahi bolta?
Aur pata nahi kaha se ek goli aae aur Malik se aakhiri Bhai ka seena cheer gaye
Vaha ek dam se hadkamp mach gaya
Har kisi ke hatho me gun aa gaye thi aur Malik ka gussa satve aasman par pahuch chuka tha
Aakhiri Bhai bhi to mar chuka tha uska
Malik- maar daalo eske sare dosto ko
Malik jor se chhilaya aur uske sabad khatam hone se pehle hi Uske upar bahut sare laser ke nisaan aa chuke the aur baki sab par bhi
Daksh- marna hai tereko
Dar nahi lagta?
Hai?
Behanchod mere area me aake mere bando ko utha lega aur tujhe kya lagta hai tu bach jayega madarchod
Malik- agar main mara to sab marenge
Daksh- nahi babu
Sirf tu hi marega aur tere se paltu kutte
Aur koe nahi marega
Daksh ab vahi ek soffe par bath gaya pair Passar ke
Daksh- Kiran sab ko khol do Yaar
Bahut time se bandhe lag rahe hai
Kiran sab ko khol deti hai
Unki sach me halaat kharab hi thi becharo ki
Daksh- bata ab Malik kya kiya jaye tere sath
Es time tak Malik samjh hi chuka tha ki uski gand fatne Ka waqt aagya hai esliye Jaan aur gand bachane ka ek hi rasta tha uske pass
Daksh ko kuch aisa dena jiske baad vo un sab ko jane de
Malik- I will tell you
Daksh- kya tell karega Tu
Malik- vo Kaha hai
Daksh- Acha
Aur main kaise maan lu ki Tu sach hi bol raha hai?
Malik- kyuki plan to uska hi tha
Main to bhavnao me bah kar aagya tere raste
Daksh- ye bhi theek hai
Malik- ye sab uska hi kara dhara hai
Daksh- sala jinko apna samjha vo hi mere apno ko pelne pe tulle hai
Lekin etna sab akele kaise?
Malik- akele nahi hai
Tumhri maa, mohini sab ek sath hai
Daksh- BC mataji etna pyaar kyu karti hai mujhse?
Picha hi nahi chhod rahi
Malik- unka jail jana bhi plan Ka hi ek hissa tha ki baad me tumhe hi unhe bahar nikalna pade
Daksh- plan to fail hogya
Malik- abhi chal raha hai
Abhi bahut door tak chalega
Ye jab tak chalta rahega jab tak tum zinda ho
Daksh- ye bhi Sahi hai
Aur daksh ek isara karta hai aur dhada dhad goliya chalne lagti hai aur Malik aur Uske bande vahi so jate hai
Daksh- BC kya Dekh rahe ho?
Tum logo ki vajah se main abhi tak theek se enjoy bhi nahi kar paya
Gandu log
Chalo ab
Daksh- college chale jata hu
Bahut waqt hogya
Saanvi- ab to engine bhi ban gaya
Badla bhi pura hogya
Ab kahi door chale jate hai na
Daksh- Kisi Ka to nahi hua hai abhi
Mayank- matlab
Daksh- tu ab ek kaam aur kar de mera
Mayank-pehle matlab bata
Daksh- matlab kuch nahi hai
Mujhe degree leni hai esliye ja raha hu
Vaise bhi BC koe mujhe 12th pass bole to acha lagega kya?
Khushi- daksh baat mat palto
Daksh- main nahi palat raha
Didi aap aur Mayank pure desh me orphanage,old age home and schools open karao jab tak main vapas nahi aajata
Sath me apne trust ko all over India me faila do
Ab se koe bacha bukha nahi sona Chahiye
Koe maa baap beghar nahi hone Chahiye
Aur kisi bhi bache ko siksha ka abhaav nahi hona chahiye
Es dunia ko ek dusra daksh ya dusri saanvi nahi milni chahiye
Mayank- Bhai tere dimag par galat asar pada hai
Sayad comma se aane ke baad Tu theek nahi ho paya hai theek se
Daksh- Mayank humne bahut paap kiye hai
Ab praschit Karne ka waqt aagya hai mere Bhai
Mayank- matlab marne ke baad hum swarg me jayenge
Saanvi- aap dono marne maarne ki baatein karna band karoge please?
Mayank- sorry
Daksh- swarg ya narak mile esse ab koe fark nahi padta mere Bhai
Bahut zindagiya barbaad hue hai humari vajah se
Ab humse jitna ho sake utna kisi ki jindagi aabaad karenge
Mayank- tujhe humesha se power Chahiye thi aur ab jab sab tere pass hai to tu usse chhod ke bhagna chahta hai?
Daksh- main kahi nahi ja raha
Ye power ye position ke sath jeeunga main aur mere sath tu
Daksh aur Mayank Ka naam humare baad me underworld me saan se liya jayega
Mayank- ek chhij bol confuse mat kar
Daksh- hum don the aur don hi rahenge lekin ab kaam Karne ka tareeka badlna padega
Mayank- lashe fir bhi bichegi daksh
Main maafi deke gunde nahi bane rah sakte
Main tere sath hu lekin path ek choose karna padega
Daksh- agar dharam ke liye adharam kiya jaye to vo adharam nahi hota
Lashe jarur bichegi, khoon khub bahega lekin unka jinki es dunia ko koe jarurat nahi hai
Mayank- usme to hum dono bhi aajenge
Daksh- sabse bade hum to sabse last me hum hi jayenge
Galat rasta choose kiya tha to peace kaise mil sakta hai
Mayank- Tu aajkal kya dekh raha hai?
Mujhe dar lag raha hai
Mahool halka karne ke liye bolta hai
Daksh- aane wala kal
Khushi- mujhe kuch nahi sunana
Chahe kuch bhi ho jaye mujhe tum CHHARO sahi salamat chahiye
Mayank- Didi bahut bade papi hai un Charo me se teen
Khushi- I don't care
Daksh- Mayank jitna bol raha hu utna kar
Mayank- tera naukar nahi hu samjha
Pehle ye bata ab kon bach gaya
Mujhe jaha tak Yaad hai sab se badla le liya humne
Daksh- abhi daksh bacha hai
Mayank- gand mara
Main ja raha hu
Aur Mayank vaha se bahar chala gaya vaise bhi Uske kuch samjh me nahi aa raha tha
Saanvi kuch bolne wali thi lekin daksh ne rok diya
Saanvi- apna samaan pack karlo
Aaj kal logo ko padna likhne Ka bilkul man nahi karta
Chalo jaldi se samaan pack karo
Hum aaj hi chalenge
Tumhre vaise bhi kafi classes miss hogaye hogi
Aur daksh ne jabardasti saanvi ko vaha se bahar bejh diya
Daksh khud ek beer leke bath gaya
Khushi bahut pyaar se daksh ke shoulders par hath rakh ke
Khushi- kya baat hai Bhai?
Daksh muskurate hue Kuch bhi to nahi Didi
Khushi- tune mujhe Didi mana nahi hai sayad abhi tak esliye sach chhupa raha hai
Daksh- emotional atayachar?
Ye bhi theek hai Didi
Khushi- kya hua?
Aisi baatein kyu kar raha hai
Daksh- Didi aisa lag raha hai jaise ab jinda rahne ke sare makshad hi khatam hogaye
Maine vo sab paa liya aur kar diya Jo main humesha se Karna aur pana chahta tha
Ab aage sab dundla dundla dikh raha hai
Khushi- dhundla to dikh raha hai na Bhai?
Aankhen band thodi hue hai
Aaj dhundla hai to kal saaf bhi ho jayega
Vaise bhi hum sab hai to tumhre sath
Daksh bas muskura diya lekin bola Kuch nahi
Khushi- aur dekho achi baat aaj tum whiskey ki jagah beer pee rahe ho
Daksh- whiskey pee leta hu Didi
Aap bol rahe ho to
Khushi- nahi
Main bas tumhre man ki peeda samjhne ki kosis kar rahi ho
Daksh- Didi badle ki aag me main sab kuch chhod diya tha
Mere zine ka ek hi lakshay tha aur vo tha mom ko unke karmo Ka fal dena
Ab jab main vo kar chuka hu to I don't know why main Khush nahi hu
Aisa kuch khali khali lag raha hai jeevan me ab
Khushi- kyuki betu tum aage Ka soch hi nahi rahe ho
Tumne puri zindagi khoon kharabe me beeta di
Agar kuch socha to vo bhi usse direction me
Ab kuch to waqt lagega na normal hone me
Daksh- mujhe nahi lagta kuch bhi normal hoga Didi
Abhi to sabse jada peeda dene wali situation aane wali hai
Khushi- har situation hume kuch na kuch to sikhati hi hai na
Ye bhi sikhaegi
Aur agar tumhe etna hi dukh hai to nikal do maa ko jail se aur kar do unhe maaf
Daksh- mujhe dukh nahi hai Didi
Lekin main khush bhi nahi hu
Aur unhe saja to bhugatni hi padegi
Maafi daksh se kabhi kisi ki di hi nahi
Khushi- fir second thought kyu aa rahe hai?
Daksh- second thought maa ke liye aage ke liye aa rahe hai
Kya karna kaise Karna hai kuch nahi pata
Main to marne ke liye lada tha mujhe kya pata tha Zindagi jeene ke saja de degi
Khushi- tumhe jeena padega bhai
Humare liye, Apne liye hum sab ke liye
Aur rahi baat aage ki to main hu na
Main sab theek kar dungi
Bas tum udash na raha karo
Bilkul ache nahi lagte
Daksh- Didi etna handsome ladka aapko Acha nahi lagta hai?
Khushi-behano ke liye unke Bhai hi sabse handsome hote hai
Chahe vo kaise bhi ho
Aur tum to mere Kohinoor ho
Daksh- I love you Didi
Khushi- I love you so much Bhai...
Daksh akhir kaar vapas aa hi gaya tha college saanvi ke sath
Daksh ke aate hi sab bakchod ek baar aur sath bath gaye
Aur mahfil batha di gaye thi
Pawan- beta tere chakkar me mar hi gaye the hum
Daksh- kash mar jate
BC sara paap dulh jata mera to
Hritik- etni jaldi thodi sath chhodenge
Daksh- 6 mahine hai bas
Uske baad kon Kaha
Kisko kisi Ka matlab nahi rahna fir
Karan- baat to sahi kah raha hai lekin fir bhi main bol hi deta hu
Sale etna hi bharosa hai hum par?
Arjun - ek se badh Kar ek chutiya mile hai BC Zindagi me
Daksh- Pawan joint de
Pawan joint dete hue
Vaise tu hai to jallad hi
Daksh uski baat to samjh hi gaya tha ki kis way me bol raha hai esliye kuch nahi bola
Daksh- are us ladki ka kya naam tha?
Karan- konsi?
Mujhe sab ke bare me pata hai
Daksh- are jo naye aaye thi
Pooja ya Jyoti jaisa kuch naam tha na uska
Ruhi door se aate hue pooja
Daksh- thanks meri jaan
Main us se mil ke aata hu
Bahut miss kar rahi hogi mujhe
Ruhi- Raat ke do baj rahe hai
Kaha mil ke aayega?
Daksh- Kaha rahti hai vo?
Pawan- pyaar to tujhe hua hai na
Hume kya pata?
Daksh- dost to tum sab ho na
Pata karo
Aaj daksh chaudhry pyaar ka izhaar karega
Ruhi- esko chhad gaye aaj
Karan- main karta hu pata
Lekin ander tujhe akele jana padega
Daksh- main Kisi ke baap se nahi darta
Tu pata kar BC
Karan gumata hai do teen calls aur pata chal jata hai kis hostel me rahti hai pooja
Daksh- chalo
Arjun- nasha Jada hogya hai
Kal chalte hai Bhai?
Daksh- mujhe aaj hi jana hai
Tu chal raha hai ya nahi?
Hritik- chal BC
Aaj ye bhi kar lete hai
Daksh- ruhi you can enjoy the dick oh sorry alcohol
Hum yu gaye aur aaye
Ruhi- dhayan se jana
Abhi theek nahi hua hai tu
Daksh- maa chhod denge
Aur sab flat se nikal gaye
Ye Pawan ke maal ki hi bakchodi hai
Humesha usse se kuch na kuch hota hai aur aaj bhi uske maal se hi ye bakchodi honi thi
Ye sab pata nahi kaise to lekin hostel ke bahar pahuch chuke the
Karan- third floor par jana hai
Daksh- sipaeyo siddi(ladder) leke aao
Arjun- BC hum to super senior hai
Hume to allow hai girls hostel me jane ka
Hritik- lekin Bhai humare sath Karan aur daksh ke roop me do super havasi bhi to hai
Aur apni halaat bhi dekh lo
Arjun- point
Ladder Kaha se laye ab?
Daksh- Pani ke pipe se chaad jayenge
Pawan- agar geere to gand khatam ho jani hai
Daksh- vaise bhi nahi hai teri
Daksh- hritik- tu yaha wait kar
Koe scene dikhe to bhag jana
Karan- sabse jada scene to mere dikhne par hoga
Daksh- esliye tu upar chal raha hai mere sath
Arjun tu guard ke sath bakchodi kar thodi der
Arjun- main guard ke sath kya bakchodi karunga?
Daksh- Kuch bhi
Tujhe batane ki jarurat thodi hai
Ja
Pawan- main kya karu?
Daksh- pehle tu hi chadh ke confirm karega
Agar sahi se chhad gaya to theek nahi to koe aur rasta dekhenge
Pawan- matlab meri gand par apne havas ki neev rakhega?
Daksh- bilkul sahi
Karan- Dekh le daksh
Tu theek nahi hai ache se
Daksh- Tu piche piche aa mere
Aur daksh pipe se chadne laga aur Karan uske piche piche
Nashe me to the hi sare BC theek se chala ja nahi raha tha aur ye yaha par chadae kar rahe the
Karan- daksh BC hath kaap rahe hai mere
Nashe jada hogaye lagta hai
Daksh- koe baat Nahi
Agar geera to marega nahi yaha se
Daksh aur Karan kisi tarah upar pahuch chuke the
Karan- gand fat ke hath me aagaye
Daksh- room number kya bataya tha?
Karan- room number kisne bataya tha?
Daksh- BC bahut sare room hai yaha to?
Call karke puch
Karan- Etna time nahi hai
Hume jaldi nikalna bhi hai
Kisi ne dekh liya to gand mar jayegi
Daksh- Tu left wing me dekh
Main right me dekhta hu
Mil jane par text message karna
Karan- dhayan se Kisi ko dikhne nahi chahiye
Fir dono apni apni side me chale jate hai
Dundna to dono ko pooja ko tha lekin nashe me dono hi bhul gaye aur apni apni dunia me chale gaye....
Daksh aur Karan do opposite sides se third floor se niche geere
Geerte hi as usual dono ke muh se bahut tez galliya nikali jisse warden jaag gaya aur bahar ki taraf bhaga
Vahi Arjun Pawan hritik teeno en dono ki taraf
Daksh- maa chhod denge aaj BC
Karan- kisne feka mujhe niche BC
Niche aao aur mujhe apni gand do
Arjun- oh lavde
Jaldi uth ja nahi to hume gand deni pad jayegi
Karan- fuck off
Hritik- daksh uth BC
Warden ne dekh liya to scene ho jayega
Daksh- priyaaaaaaaa main tumhra intezaar karunga
Pawan- bhosdike Priya nahi pooja hai
Daksh- shit
Sach me pooja hai kya?
Daksh shant hojata hai
Hritik- aur kya
Daksh- fir main kiske sath cuddling kar aaya?
Arjun- abhi nikal yaha se
Baad me bahut time milega sochne ko
Aur badi muskilo se en dono ko vaha se nikal ke leke gaye
In flat
Daksh aur Karan dono ek ek bottle hath me leke bilkul statue ban ke bathe the aur unke charo taraf bathe unhe ghoor rahe the
Arjun- Kuch bologe BC ab?
Pawan- Bhai mujhe lag raha hai en dono ko tagda sadma laga hai
Heart attack bhi aa sakta hai
Hritik- bilkul sahi bol raha hai Pawan
Pawan- are bolo kuch
Daksh- agar vo pooja nahi thi to fir main make out kiske sath kar raha tha?
Karan- aur maine kisko pooja samjh kar niche feka ?
Arjun- wait what?
Tune kisi ko niche kyu feka?
Karan- mujhe laga main jada high hu to daksh niche hoga to pooja ko bhi niche fek diya
Hritik- waw BC waw
Ye hai sale engineers BC engineers ka naam kharab kar rahe hai
Arjun- chutiya BC
Aur tu kiske sath muh kala karke aaya hai?
Daksh- vohi to yaad nahi aa raha
BC kuch to bakchodi hue hai aaj
Pawan- koe purani londiya hogi naye to tujhe ab ghas dalti nahi hai
Arjun- Esse ab purani bhi ghas nahi dalti
Daksh- vahi to daya vahi to
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Arjun- aage to bol gandu
Daksh- vo to next update me bataunga
Arjun- ye to likh le pehle
Aadha bhi nahi hua hai
Daksh- Acha?
Chal fir abhi bata deta hu
Arjun- bata fir
Daksh-kya?
Arjun- Jo bata raha tha
Daksh- lekin bata kya raha tha chutiye?
Pawan- ohh Bhai maaro mujhe
Lekin en dono ko maar dalne ke baad
Daksh- Bhai shant hoja
Mujhe ladki ko yaad karne de
Karan- Abe jisko maine niche feka tha uska bhi dekh lo
Kahi mar na gaye ho
Arjun- tera baap IAS hai na?
Kyu tension le raha hai
Karan- bhosdike IAS hai
Esliye pehle mujhe marega fir case se bachaega
Hritik- koe sense ban rahi hai es baat ki?
Ruhi- kyu be chutiyo?
Kar aaye kand?
Daksh- first of all
Maine esko aate nahi dekh paya matlab I'm high
Secondly esne galli di matlab ye bhi high hai
Aur third ye chill hoke aaye hai matlab hum sab safe hai
Ruhi- oyeeeeee
Tum trouble me hote ho tab main sabse jada Khush hoti hu
Daksh- pussy got point
Karan- hritik please kill your kitty nahi to main waqt kharab nahi karunga
Ruhi- had me raho dono
Main to ye batane aaye thi ki warden ne daksh ko pahchan liya hai
Daksh- behanchod
Mujhe hi kyu?
Ruhi- Arjun ko bhi
Arjun- main to aas pass bhi nahi tha
Ruhi- daksh ke sath rahne ki saja
Pawan- matlab daddy safe hai?
Arjun- aisa kaise ho gaya?
Sabse pehle to mera tatta fasta tha humesha
Pawan- tatta ab mota hogya hai
Arjun- acha matlab tu manta hai ki tu tatta hai?
Pawan- Tu to mere jhaat hai
Arjun- Karan ko dekha?
Ruhi- nahi
Arjun- main nahi khel raha ye game BC
Ye koe baat hoti hai
Maine to kuch kiya bhi nahi aur main fas gaya
Daksh- tujhe akela nahi chhodunga main kabhi bhi
Pehle bhi bataya hai
Arjun- kisi ko bataya warden ne?
Ruhi- VC ko batane ki bol rahe thi
Daksh- kyu ro raha hai?
Tera bhai hai na
Sab sambhal lega
Arjun- beta gand marvane ke baad sambhalta hai tu
Daksh- sala jis kaam ke liye gaye the vo to hua nahi bina matlab ki bhasad mach gaye
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1-Aisa dhamaka kabhi nahi hua hoga aur na kabhi uski Zindagi me hua hoga
2-Abhi to aisa hi lag raha hai
1- pyaar aur badle ka reaction hi kuch aisa hota hai
2- sahi kaha
Maja aaega
Vaise Malik ko maar diya daksh ne
1- payade jab hathi ke sath ladte hai to aksar mare jate hai
2- aur us hathi ko kaise marenge
1- queen ki takaat bahut kam logo ko malum hoti hai
Vo kuch bhi kar sakti hai
2- most of the time queen raja ke liye qurban hi Hoti hai
1- lekin hathi ke liye nahi hoti
Esliye raja Rani ka nahi hathi aur Rani ki chaal hai
2- maan gaye tumhri chaal ko
Ab bas check mate honi hai
1- vohi hogi
Last phase ko ache se check karo
Mujhe sipayo ko kad nahi karna unhe mukati deni hai es jalim dunia se
2- as the queen commands....
Karan- uth jao BC
Aaj viva hai
Arjun- kis chhij ka?
Karan- gand marane ka
Kisko kitni achi gand marani aati hai eske bare me pichenge
Daksh- fir to Pawan top karega
Karan- khade ho jao Yaar
Late ho jayenge BC
Daksh- Kuch item leke to aa tabhi khada hoga ya aise hi khada ho jayega?
Hritik- Abe enko marane de na apni
Tu chal jab gand fategi tab apne aap bhagte aaenge
Daksh- Ruk ja meri Jaan
Tu to naraj hi ho gaye
Uth gaya main bhi aur mera chhota Bhai bhi
Pawan- BC bakchodi kara lo ense kitni bhi
Ruhi- uth jao aaj VC se bhi milna hai tum dono ko
Arjun- ye muh kholti hai aur hug deti hai
Aur kuch kaam hi nahi hai esko
Ruhi- ha yehi kaam hai mujhe
Fir sab dheere dheere karke uthte hai aur tayar hoke College pahuch jate hai
Late hona to engineers ka jaise life style ban gaya tha aur vahi aaj hua
Enka slot nikal gaya tha aur ab wait karna tha ki kab kisi Ka mood thoda horny ho aur enki marne aaye
Karan- BC bola tha uth jao lekin nahi hume to gand marane Ka shauk chada hai
Daksh- hellooooooo
Kaisi ho tum?
Missed me?
Nidhi- sakal dekhi hai apni miss karvane wale?
Daksh- aaj hi dekhi thi
Maa kasam mirror bhi sarma gaya tha
Nidhi- daksh kitna self obsessed hai tu
Daksh- are main bilkul self obsessed hu
Bahut Yaad aaye tere
Nidhi- hogya suru?
Daksh- saap aur chut dekhte hi maar do
Nidhi- abhi to tumhri marne wali hai
Ruk jao thoda
Daksh- Tu bhi mara le aaj
Your place or mine?
Nidhi- hostel
Ohh wait
Hostel me to tum ban hogaye na?
Daksh- sala ye kab hua?
Nidhi- kal Raat ko
Acha tumhe notice nahi mila sayad abhi tak
Daksh- tu chhod na vo sab baat
Kal ki baat purani
Naye door se likhenge hum ek alag hawas bhari kahani
Nidhi- fuck off
Vaise pooja aa rahi hai bahar
Bye
Aur Nidhi chali gaye
Daksh khud se
Kaise din aagaye hai BC
Har koe baja ke ja raha hai
Koe nahi apni time aaega
Arjun- Tu bana kya raha hai vaise?
Pawan- lavde hum dono ek group me hai
Arjun- ohh.
Aur hum kya bana rahe hai?
Pawan- bakchodi mat kar
Mujhe kuch nahi aata
Tere bharose aaya hu
Arjun- hum bana kya rahe hai?
Aur ppt kisne banaye?
Hritik- daddy ne
Daksh- Karan tum to Nidhi ke sath tha na?
Uska hogya to tera bhi hogya
Karan- beta sabko dena padta hai
Aur tu lavde number dono ko Chahiye ya fir usko akele akele
Daksh- theek theek Bhai
Gussa kyu kar raha hai
Karan- kyuki visudh chutiye ho tum
Arjun- chal maan liya
Ab shant hoja
BC akele thodi maregi teri
Hum sab sath hai to
Pawan- beta es Galti me mat rahna
Ye( daksh) bahut bada kamina hai
Dekh lena khud nikal lega aur hum fas jayenge
Daksh- to aise kaam hi kyu karte ho?
Time se aaya karo?
BC aaj kal ke bachho me discipline naam ki chhij hi nahi rahi
Very disappointed
Hritik- muh tod du main eska?
Pawan- nek kaam me deri?
Hod- what you people are doing here?
Unke etni serious conversation ko hod ne break kar diya
Pawan- hello sir
I mean sorry sir
Shit
Good morning sir
Pawan ki hod ko dekhte hi hava gul hogaye
Hod- what you're doing here?
Arjun- sir we came for presentation
Hod- but I guess presentation is over
Arjun- no sir, sir told us to wait
Hod- nobody told you to wait
Infact everybody told you all to get lost
Daksh- bejjati BC dusri side muh karke dheere se bolta hai
Hod- daksh kuch bola tumne?
Daksh- no sir
Actually sir Pawan is suffering from piles so esko hospital leke gaye the esliye late hogaye
Extremely sorry sir
Piles sunte hi Pawan daksh ko ghurne laga aur baki sab apni hasi control karne ki kosis karne lage
Hod- piles?
Daksh- yes sir
Hod- which hospital?
Daksh- sir actually hospital gaye the lekin number nahi aaya to vapas aagaye vo viva miss nahi karna tha na Esse
Dekho bahut muskilo se khada ho pa raha hai
Hod- get your facts straight man
Piles me bathne me problem Hoti hai
Daksh- sir batha to ja hi nahi raha
Teen din se fresh nahi hua hai
Constipation hogya vo alag
Ab pure time khada rahega to khade rahne me bhi problem hogi na
Hod- main hod hu tumhra
Mujhe hi bana rahe ho?
Aaj tum logo ka viva nahi hoga
Kal aana morning me
Daksh- sir kal Esse hospital leke jana hai
Daksh ne bola aur Arjun has pada
Usse control hi nahi hua
Aur Uske haste hi daksh aur hod dono usse ghurne lage
Hod- Esme kya baat hai hasne ki?
Arjun- sorry sir
Vo actually sir blood Yaad aagya tha
Hod- blood?
Aur tumhe hasi aagaye?
Strange
Arjun- sir Pawan ko aata rahta hai
Esliye pair chhode karke khada hota hai
It's funny
Hod- shut up
Aur kal chhup chhap aajana
Fir hod vaha se niklne laga lekin bakchod hod bhi tha esliye Pawan se Bola beta kela khaya kar potti aane me help hogi aur haste hue vaha se chala gaya
Daksh ko pata tha ki hod najaro se gayab hote hi Pawan uski gand chhodi kar dega esliye vo hod ke piche piche hi vaha se bhag Gaya aur baki sab Pawan ko dekhte hue jor jor se hasne lage.....
Daksh vaha se nikal gaya aur Esse ke sath pooja ko dekhne Ka mokka bhi
Sayad ek baar mil leta to baat aage badh jati aur yaha ye Pawan ko piche chhod ke aaya tha jo bahut jada tarref kar sakta tha pooja ke samne daksh ke bare me
Lekin daksh to Lund se sochta hai aur usse kya hi fark padta hai
Abhi vo building se bahar hi nikla tha ki VC ki secretary ne usse rok liya
" VC sir has called you and Arjun, please go there asap"
Daksh sirf ha bol ke nikal liya vaise bhi kya hi bolta
Fir socha khud hi jake baat kar leta hu kyu bina baat ke Arjun ki gand maraye
Aur VC ke office chala gaya
Permission leke ander gaya
Daksh- good evening sir
VC- where is Arjun?
Daksh- sir he is not well
If you will tell me what happened it will be great
VC- oh eska matlab tumhe pata hi nahi hai ki kya baat hai?
Daksh- sir aap bataoge tabhi to pata chalega
VC- lekin Maine suna hai ki tumhe sab pata rahta hai?
Daksh- sorry sir
Aap kya bol rahe hai?
VC- you and Arjun are suspended for two weeks
Daksh- sirrrrrr
Humara viva hai kal?
Please sir
VC- rules are rules daksh and that's same for everyone too
Daksh- but why Arjun?
Galti to meri hai?
VC- sath to tumhre sath na
Daksh- sir main Kisi ladki se milne gaya tha
Aur maine thodi drink kar rakhi thi esliye Arjun mujhe vaha se lene aaya tha
Esme uski koe galti nahi hai
VC- suspend to tumhe Hona padega
Daksh- mujhe kar do sir
Do ki jagah teen week ke liye kar do
Lekin meri galti ki saja Arjun ko kyu do?
VC- dharmatma ban rahe ho?
Daksh- sir main juth nahi bolta
VC- okay three weeks it is
Daksh- sir Aapne to do bola tha?
VC- lekin tumne teen ke liye etna insist kiya ki main mana nahi kar pa raha hu
So three weeks
Daksh- sir...
VC- get out
Daksh bichara kya hi karta
Chhup chhap VC ke office se bahar aagya
Ab vo kar bhi to kya hi sakta tha
Soch raha hoga bakchodi nahi karta to hi theek rahta
Lekin ab Kuch ho nahi sakta tha esliye vaha se campus ki taraf jane laga ye Soch ke ki chut hi mil jaye aur vaise bhi naya batch bhi aaya hai vo bhi to tadna tha
Vo campus me gusa hi tha ki Arjun bhi mil gaya
Arjun- VC ne bulaya hai
Chal jaldi
Daksh- mil bhi aaya daddy tumhre
Arjun- kya bola?
Daksh- are hath jod ke khada hogya
Bola sir mujhe maaf kar do jo maine aapko bulaya aur girls hostel aapka hi hai
Jab main kare tab chale jana koe nahi rokega
Aur to aur girls hostel ke paper bhi mere naam karne ki bol raha tha
Fir mujhe thodi daya aagaye to Maine maaf kar diya
Arjun- bakchodi mat kar
Sahi sahi bata
Daksh- mat maan
Arjun- Tu ja kaha raha hai?
Daksh- aaja ladkiya taade
Naya batch dekha nahi hai
Arjun- chal to fir jaldi se
Kya pata jate jate kuch acha hojaye
Daksh- mere sath raha kar
Sab acha hi hoga
Arjun- ulta bol raha hai
Tere sath hu esliye aisa ho raha hai
Daksh- Kiran Kaha hai be?
Aaj kal dikhti nahi hai
Arjun- mujhe kya pata
Kiran se hi puch
Daksh- fir se breakup hogya kya?
Arjun- patchup hi kab hua tha BC
Daksh- kar le fir
Kiska wait kar raha hai?
Arjun- tere marne ka
Daksh-oh
Fir to bahut intezaar karna padega bhai
Dhayan rakhna kahi hathiyaar ke jung lag jaye
Arjun- apna Dekh na lavde
Daksh- Dekh liya
Arjun- kya
Daksh- samne dekh
BC humare batch me kyu nahi aaye aisi ladkiya?
Arjun- she is the cutest girl I ever saw in my life
Daksh- es kalli ko tera bhai phool banayega
Arjun- pehle main jaunga
Daksh- ja Simran ja
Jile apni jindagi
Arjun- main kyu jau
Usse apne pass bula BC
Daksh- hellooooooo misssssss
Kaha bhagi ja rahi ho introduction diye
Daksh door se chhilaya
Aur jis tareeke se chhilaya tha koe bhi Jaan lega ki ye seniors hai
Daksh aur Arjun vahi raste par bathe the aur vo ladki vaha aagaye
Ladki- good evening sir
Daksh- what is good about this evening?
Ladki- sir?
Daksh- yeah
What is good about this evening?
Ladki- I don't know sir
Daksh- kyu nahi hai know tumhe?
Kaise exam clear kiya jab tumhe ye bhi nahi pata
Daksh thoda rude way me bol raha tha
Daksh- bolo
Thoda joor deke
Ladki- sir humesha aise hi bolte hai sab
Daksh- ab se nahi bologe
Ladki- okay sir
Daksh- jab main dikhu to sidhe I love you bol dena
Ladki- sir?
Arjun- kyu pareshan kar raha hai?
Naam kya hai tumhra?
Ladki- khusboo
Daksh- kya badbu?
Ladki- khusboo sir
Arjun- konsi branch hai?
Khusboo- IT sir
Daksh- IT kya Soch ke li?
Nahi matlab sari ladkiya IT software CS me hi kyu jati hai?
Mechanical se kya problem hai?
Batao mujhe kya hi problem hai mechanical se?
Sala pure saal batch me ek ladki dekhne ko taras jate hai mechanical wale aur yaha enme Londo se jada ladkiya bhari padi hai
Arjun- bas kar Bhai
Rulaega kya?
Arjun- esse janti ho?
Khusboo- jee
Daksh sir
Arjun- bccc
Main ja raha hu
Daksh- main hu hi etna popular
Esse meri kya galti
Daksh- Esse janti ho?
Khushboo- Arjun sir
Daksh- Dekh Tu bhi popular hogya hai
Eske na bandi ne Esse dhokha de diya mere sath esliye udas hai to tum apna number dedo Esse aur dekh lo kuch ho jaye to
Khushboo- sir mera boyfriend hai
Daksh- kon hai?
Sayam se pehle utha lenge sale ko
Naam batao bas
Khushboo- main pyaar karti hu usse
Daksh- are tumhra pyaar gaya tel lene
Yaha mere bhai Ka dil toot gaya aur tumhe kisi aur ka pyaar dikh raha hai
Arjun mere Bhai bilkul tension na le kal subah se pehle vo banda gayab hojayega
Arjun- main bol lu Bhai?
Kyu izzat uda raha hai
Daksh- please
Arjun- ragging to deni padegi ab tumhe
Aur dil bhi tod diya hai
Esliye...
Ruhi- esliye tum dono ke muh tod dungi main
Ruhi piche se aate hue boli
Daksh- apna manhush chehra leke khule me mat guma kar
Jaane ja sakti hai
Ruhi- kyu pareshan kar rahe ho esse
Arjun- kisne pareshan kiya?
Daksh- humne pareshan kiya tumhe?
Daksh thoda jor se bola
Ruhi- bilkul nahi badle tum dono
First year jaise hi ho
Daksh- Hume ragging lene de
Aur khud kisi gutter me jake naha
Arjun start hoja bhai
Arjun- ha to..
Ruhi- mere pass ek better option hai
Arjun- tune agar dobara mujhe bich me roka to Esse chhod ke teri ragging le lenge
Fir dobara first year wali hojana mujhe daksh Arjun bilkul Pasand nahi hai
Ruhi- apne matlab ki ladkiya dekha karo aur ye nahi hai
Ground wali side me jao vaha tumhre matlab ki bahut sare mil jayegi
Daksh- main nahi kahta tha ruhi Bhai hai apna
Ek Tu hai sala manta hi nahi hai
Arjun- lekin pyaar to khusboo se hua hai
Daksh- are kahi mil jayegi khusboo
Chal
Ok bye ruhi
Please Jake naha lena
Aur ye dono ground wali side chale jate hai
Khusboo- thank you Didi
Ruhi- ye bas masti karte
Kuch galat nahi katvate tum se
Lekin Galti se bhi interest mat dikha dena dono me nahi to fir....samjh jao...
