• Hello Friends You can Register on the Forum and by posting you can earn money too.

Thriller Sex - Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death


Update-330(Element Of Surprise)

Apne-2 weapons leke humlog bahaar gaadiyon mein aaye abhi kaafi time baaki tha uss deal k liye lekin humein wahaan time se pehle he pohanchna tha taaki humlog pehle uss jagah ko scope out karlein ki kahaan kya and kaise hai..

Mere Sath gaadi mein Chang Ami Sara and Snow mojjud they baaki log 2 alag - 2 cars mein they and as always hum sablog Bluetooths se connected they..

Sara-(Bt Par) So humlog cars ko uss jagah se kaafi pehle he park karenge and wahaan se paidal jungle k andar se aage badhenge jo jiss car mein hai wahi teams rahegi Humlog North side hold karenge Randy ki team South side hogi and Dusty ki team east side hogi. West se wohlog aaenge he toh wahaan koi nahi hoga..

Sab-Copy..

Sara-All good??

Main-Yep..

Humlog uss location se thoda pehle he rukke thoda nahi actually kaafi pehle rukke, jahaaan humne cars ko main road se niche utaarke jungle mein thoda andar ki side park kiya taaki kissi ki najar naa jaae wahaaan takk. Wahaan se humlog apni - 2 teams k sath apni apni location ki side chal paddey.

Main - Agar humein bhaagna padda toh Humari side will be hardest.. Kyunki humein pura area cover karke jaana padega woh bhi paidal Issliye guys dhyaan rahe agar humein retreat karna hai toh be fast and smart or otherwise you are dead..

Sara-Yeah..

Ab humein woh pura area cross karke uske piche se jaana padda north side cover karne k liye.. Humari side issliye hard thi kyunki agar humein bhaagna padda toh humari cars humaare opposite side mein thi toh bhaagte time humein yaa toh pura ghum k jaana padega jo bahot time consuming hai yaa fir logon k saamne se bhaagna padega jo dangerous hai bahot jyaada or iss jungle mein bc cover utana nahi hai actually jungle nahi bol shakta isko main bus bahot saari khaali jagah thi ye jiske Uppar nature ne apna kabja jama liya tha. Ab scene ye tha ki ye puri jameen jahaan hum khaddey they woh government land tha lekin Swami ne apne contacts k through ye apne pehchaan waale ko dilwaa di thi jisme obviously usko munafa hoga ab yahaan puri greenery ko saaf karke woh shayad kuch banaaney waale they, kya bananey waale they i dont care.. Suruwaat ho chuki thi bichmein almost 1 Acre k trees wagairaah kaat kar saaf bana diya gaya tha or wahin par aaj unki meeting honi thi yaa muhrat bol lein usko.. Filhaal yahaan par 6-7 bandey mojjud bhi they jisme 2-3 engineers lage mujhe baaki sab Swami k bandey they i think..

Sara-(BT) Sab apni position par hain??

Sab-(Bt) Yes madam..

Sara-So sabko wait karna hai Swami k aaney takk unhe apni gaadiyon se durr hojaane dena or remember Swami yaa Mika ko touch bhi matt karna..

Randy-(Bt) Copy. Let's just wait for them..

Humne wait he kiya or koi option nahi tha or almost 1.5 hours baad wahaan pehli car aake rukki jiske piche - 2 5 suvs or bhi aai pehli car mein se kuch vip type shaks uttare jisme se ek Woh banda tha jisko Swami ne ye land dilwaai thi aisa Chang ne bataaya humein. Bhenchod iske piche he 25-26 bandey aagaye toh baadmein toh gand fattne waali hai pakka.. Uss shaks ne wahaan engineer wagairaah se baatein ki kuch derr uske baad kuch phone calls attend kiye and finally ek call k baad woh or uske baaki sathi entrance ki side aagaye or 4-5 minutes baad wahaan aai ek k baad ek 4 luxurious cars damn bhenchod that's sick. 3 cars mein se guards he uttare and finally last car kaa gate open hua jisme se sabse pehle uttara Mika usko dekhtey he pehchaan gaya main, pehchaanana he tha iska ek punch mere Uppar udhaar tha abhi uske baad 3 Mika k team members uttare jinko maine Syria mein dekha tha and then Uttara Swami ye tha target maadarchod.. Fucking hell finally..Wait kar kar k gand fatt gayi thi idhar.. And thankfully Swami k sath bandey jyaada nahi aae wahaan total 50-55 k bich bandey they jo jyaada they lekin utane jyaada nahi jitane expected they but weapons mostly Assault rifles he thi.

Randy - (Bt) Ready??

Main-(Bt) Inko cars se durr hojaaney do.. Abhi nahi.. Wait.. Ok So jo guards piche hain bilkul last mein cars ki side unko humlog target karenge..

Randy-(Bt) Ok jo middle mein hain uss truck k around unko humlog dekhlenge..

Dusty - (Bt) Ok then rest humlog sambhall lenge..

Mika and uski team bahot smart they woh humessa he hill dull rahe they beshak unhe humaara pata nahi tha lekin still wohlog humessa alert he they issliye unke uppar abhi goliyaan waste karke koi faayda nahi tha abhi element of surprise tha humaare pass issliye jabtak yelog kuch samjh paaein tabtak humein jyaada se jyaada bando ko thokdena tha..
Sara-(Bt) Get Ready..

Sabne apni M4's saamne aim ki range kaafi thi lekin yahaan almost sabka aim bahot acha tha so woh issue nahi tha..

Main-(Bt) Ready... On 3.......2.....1....Shoot..

Ab main ekdum focused tha mujhe maximum kills caahiye they mujhe master ko proud karna tha. Ye sab mere liye ek game se jyaada kuch nahi tha i need to kill as many people as possible.. So maine pehle ek pure group ko he target kiya jisme 9 bandey ek jhund mein khaddey they, humari firing almost same time par suru hui or maine pehle shuruwat ki 2 headshots k sath or uske baad maine dhyaan nahi diya bus firing ki kyunki bhagdad suru hogayi thi un 9 mein se 8 ko maine maardiya tha tab main reloading k liye rukka toh humne literally 10 seconds mein woh place ko khaali kardiya tha that was on sink.. Wahaan almost 35-40 dead bodies bicha di thi humne or ye tha humaare liye best...

Main-(Chilaake) Swami i am coming for you Bitch..

Continued..
 

Update-331(Insanity)

Humne wahaan bahot saari dead bodies bicha di thi or ye humne socha usase kahin jyaada sahi tha humaare pass best mouka tha ab..

Sara-That was what we wanted.. Push??

Main - 100% let's push..

Sara-(Bt) Guys great job bahot kam log bache hain let's push let's push remember do not kill Swami or Mika.. Lets push..

Ab sabse pehle humlog he bhaage uss ground ki side kyunki humlog close he they.. Baaki bache log cover leke chipp gaye they or unke liye humein aage jaana jaruri tha issliye humlog bhaage aage ab sab easy tha most probably yelog surrender he kardenge kyunki Mika smart hai marrega nahi woh.. Lekin mere plans ki gand tabb marri jab bhenchod aage aane k baad mujhe entrance ki side se gaadiyaan aati dikhi woh bhi suvs.. Bhenchod fuck..

Humaare saamne se almost 7-8 gaadiyaan or aagayi or tabtak hum bahot aage jaa chuke they issliye waapis jaana option tha he nahi, or jab mujhe laga isase bura kya he hoga tab humaare Bluetooths ne ek bahot he waahiyat sound ki jisase kaan fatt gaya tha almost

Sara-(Bt) Other teams do you copy??

Randy - (Bt) v.. Ccococpy.. Copy.. Hello..co.... Cocoocopy..

Sara-(Bt) Retreat.. Retreat... Lets move back.. Go back...

Randy-(Bt). WHMMAA. A. what??

Sara-(Bt) Go back lets retreat.. Waapis chalo..

Randy-(Bt) Copy.. You too..... Lets go...

And then radio blank hogaya like dead silent..

Main-Signal Jammers.. Noooooo...

Sara-We are so Fucked.. We are on our own.. Baaki teams waapis jaa rahi hain..

Main-No we are not we can take care of this.. Listen gaadiyon ko aane he matt do.. Lets target drivers, on your marks.. Aim and fire.. Humlog easily nikal lenge yahaan se..

Humne wahi kiya 2-3 gaadiyaan wahaan aachuki thi lekin baaki bachi k uppar hum sabne ki firing suru sabne almost drivers ko he target kiya, easy target tha kyunki gaadi directly straight lines mein aage aarahi thi toh sabse pehle waale driver ko maine diya headshot jo uske sir se leke uski chin k bich kahin toh laga or woh front waali gaadi gayi seedhi offroad and fir jungle mein aage uska kya hua no idea lekin speed jyaada naa thi toh bache hue log thodi derr mein aatey he honge.. Ab baaki gaadiyon ko meri team ne focus mein liya or main aaya thoda aage ki taraf unko target karne jo andar aachuke they wohlog gaadiyon mein se uttar he rahe they ki maine meri side toh uttartey he goli maari 3 ko or ye hone k baad bhi kuch gandu log back door se meri side he kuddey jisme se 2 ko toh maine kuddtey he maardiya lekin ek gandu bachke jump maargaya.. Dusari gaadi mein se koi naa uttara usme keval driver baitha tha jispar mera clear shot tha maine uske Uppar aim kiya and chala di goli lekin goli mirror par he attakk gayi maadarchod Bulletproof.. Or goli lagne k baad uss driver ne mujhe dekha or meri taraf smile ki maano mujhe taunt kar raha ho woh.. Oh no no no beta ye nahi kartey..

Ab maine mera yahaan se jaan bachaake bhaagne kaa plan kiya drop and akela he aage badha wahaan 8-10 bandey pehle k bache they or 3-4 ab aagaye they, mujhe bando se koi Matlab naa tha. Mika uska right hand man Lego or uske 2 team members bhi yahaan they mujhe unse dikkat thi wohlog 2 trucks k piche yaa andar jahaan bhi cover leke chipp gaye they jo mere liye bilkul acha naa tha.

Main aage badha ab mujhe ye toh pata tha jo abhi aae wohlog kahaan they issliye maine pehle unhi ko target kiya or mujhe ye idea bhi tha ki baaki bache log yaani Swami and Mika kiss direction mein hain toh main unse cover letey hue naye bando ki side badh gaya. Yahaan 2 gaadiyaan aai thi jisme se ek mein se 3 yaa 4 bandey bach gaye they or ab woh uss Bulletproof gaadi k piche chippe they.. Bulletproof gaadi mein bus ek driver he aaya tha isase ye saaf tha ki ye Mika and Swami ko yahaan se lejaane aaya tha..

Main pehli gaadi k pass aaya check kiya toh wahaaan bus 5 dead bodies thi jinko maine maara tha main ghumke dusari gaadi ki side gaya toh woh driver still mujhe dekh hans raha tha lekin maine uski taraf dhyaan he naa diya kyunki mujhe pata tha ye ek distraction hai.. Gaadi ki dusari side bandey they ye mujhe maalum tha kyunki or koi option nahi tha unke pass mera he wait kar rahe they wohlog lekin main thehra bahot he smart banda.. Woh ek range rover SUV thi issliye main turant niche lait gaya jahaan se mujhe 8 pair dikhe jo ekdum ek dusre se chippak k khaddey they kyunki jagah kam thi cover lene ki.. Maine apni assault rifle se aim kiya or saalon k pairon par he firing kardi meri magazine mein 14-15 bullets thi toh main tab he rukka jab woh sab over hogayi.. Tab maine apni assault rifle chhodi or khadda hua bechare driver ki hansi rukk gayi thi maine apni pistol nikaali or dusari side gaya toh wohlog paddey paddey karha rahe they damn sabko goliyaan milli ab wohlog bechare tadapte - 2 meri taraf aim karne lage usase pehle maine 4on ko ek-2 goli di khopdi mein and then apni rifle reload ki mere pass last magazine thi ye rifle ki jo kaafi hogi..

Meri team currently ache se fight kar rahi thi baaki cars waalon se unhe andar nahi aane de rahe they wohlog jo mere liye best tha kyunki wohlog andar aajatey toh meri gand k uppar goli lagti lekin wohlog ne on point hold rakha tha wahaan par Sara lead kar rahi thi and tab mujhe realise hua ki she is fucking good.. Specially aisi tricky and deadly situations mein kyunki woh team se almost 10 feet aage akeli thi or literally half kaam kar rahi thi woh bhi itana calmly maano target practice chal rahi thi.. Damn she is good.

Mere pass ab 2 options they Pehla yahaan se main bhaagke apni car k pass jaaun car leke waapis yahaan aaun and in sabko pick karke yahaan se nikal jaaun yaa 2nd yahaan baaki bache logon ki gand mein goli maarun and Swami se code leke usko bhi thokdun.. Ab ye bataane ki jarurat nahi thi ki maine konsa option choose kiya..

Continued..
 

Update-332(Godmode = On)

Obviously maine option 2 choose kiya fuck these guys maa chod dunga inki main.. Ab mere or Swami k bichmein Mika uski team and 2 trucks they or woh sablog un 2 trucks k aaju baaju he kahin they.. Mujhe pehle truck k side se kuch halchal ki awaajein aai 3-5 bandey iske dusari side they guaranteed ab maine same technique use ki jo maine range rover waalon k sath ki thi main niche lait gaya or wohlog fir fanse truck k niche se toh mujhe unka aadha sareer dikh gaya tha. Wohlog 5 they or ye 5on woh guards they jo pehle se yahaan mojjud they unki pants se he pehchaan gaya tha main unko issliye maine m4 se unke lawde k Uppar goliyaan maari, 3 ko toh maine turant maardiya lekin baaki bache 2 aage ki side bhaage ab thankfully woh dono ek side he bhaage issliye maine pehle waale ki pith mein goli maari jisse dekh dusara shyaana pehle toh rukka then waapis muddke meri side bhaagne laga toh gandu ki chest mein goli maari maine.. Or tab hui halchal truck kaa gate khulla bahot he loud and slowly jiski wajah se main aaram se uss tarat mudda truck se banda kudd he raha tha ki maine pehli goli toh uski taang mein di jo lagtey he woh chilaatey hue niche aagirra ..

Main - Beta truck hai ye gaadi nahi jo chup chaap gate kholke piche se aake goli maardega gandu..

Or ye sikhsha deke dusari goli maine uski khopdi mein maari.. Fucking idiot .. Ab main utha kapde jhadkaae ab tha final test uss truck k piche Swami, Mika, Lego, Mika k 3 team members and Swami kaa woh business partner mojjud they ye toh they he they wahaan par or 3-4 guard bhi ho shaktey hain. This will be tough.. Maine ek gehri sans lee and dono trucks k bichmein aaya ab again mujhe dusari taraf thodi halchal mehsoos hui and obviously meri technique do baar maha successfull hochuki thi toh main usko he use karunga issliye main firse niche lait gaya lekin iss baar bhenchod ek pair takk naa dikha mujhe. Boss bandey toh uss taraf hain 100% hain toh ek he option bachta hai, matlab wohlog latak gaye pair uppar karke damn smart bhenchod very smart..
Unka game plan samjh gaya main jo obviously kaafi smart tha lekin main thehra bahot jyaada smart issliye main apni rifle hath mein leke truck k niche se slowly-2dusari taraf ludak gaya or almost corner par aake maine dekha toh mere Uppar 8-9 bandey lattke hue they. Mere just uppar woh Swami kaa business partner tha ussne last moment par niche dekha lekin bechara kuch kar paata usase pehle maine maari goli uski gand k Uppar like no joke meri goli literally uski gand par lagi and then maine uske side waale dono guards ko goli maari. 2 seconds mein 3 bandey maare maine but tabtak woh mera game samjh gaye they issliye main turant he 1000 ki speed se waapis luddak gaya meri side iss bich meri m4 bhi wahin reh gayi lekin m4 k liye jaata toh gand mein goli khaata wohlog niche kudd gaye they or jukh k mujhe goli maarte usase pehle maine unki technique use ki or main pair uppar karke latak gaya bhenchod i am so fucking smart it's not even funny.. Fucking hell.. Unhone niche goliyaan chalaai lekin too late.

Ab main unki tarah chutiya nahi tha jo latka rahun wahaan or gand mein goli khaa lun, main Infact unki goliyon ki sound ki help se uppar chadd gaya truck k or uppar se pistol nikaalke aage badha and maine maara no ball par 6 mujhe wahaan niche 6 bandey dikhe Mika, Swami, Lego and Mika k 2 or sathi and ek additional guard jo i think Swami kaa banda tha.. Swami Mika and Lego ko chhodke sab k sab niche laitke dusari taraf firing kar rahe they..

Main-(Chilaake) You move you die.. Bhosdk hillna nahi khopdi kholdunga.. Do not fucking move.. Do not move.. Uppar ki taraf toh dekhna bhi matt maadarchod..

Ab issme Sablog ki gand fatt gayi or sabne mera kaha maana uppar kissi ne nahi dekha kyunki wohlog shyaane they lekin woh maadarchod ek guard saala nosikhiya chutiya meri taraf gun karne laga toh maine uske munh par golimaari.

Main-Or kissi ko smart banana hai?? Bhenchod. Wassup.. Handsup..

Lego - Its ok its ok.. Hands are up.

Main - Beautiful.. Apni Apni guns fainko.. Throw your fucking guns bitches... Fast... Right fucking now.. Right now i said.. Or durr fainkana warna thok dunga.

Lego - Ok ok relax.. Relax..

Ye sun un sabne apni apni guns fainki..

Main-Wassup Now bitches..

Mika-Oh it's you.. Tum ho..

Main-Oh yeah the one and the only..

Mika-Hmm.. League ko naya kutta mill gaya hai it seems.. You are good i give you that..

Main-Oh yeah i know.. Beta Swami listen ek baar he puchunga what is the code??

Mika-You know i am impressed with you.. You are fast you are smart you are deadly and most importantly tumhe logon ko maarna pasand hai tum enjoy kartey ho logon ko maarna and that makes you 100times mkre deadlier..

Main-Shut the fuck up bitch..

Mika-Warna kya?? Kya karoge?? Tumhaari leader ne bataaya nahi you can't even touch me.. I am above your fucking level kid i am a god in these streets.. You are nothing in front of me..

Main-Oh yeah then harr baar haar kaise jaata hai. Mujhse?? Chutiye.

Mika-Kissne kaha main haar gaya?? Fucking idiot.. Syria mein you ran like a little bitch or yahaan you are not even close. Dhyaan rahe main tujhse 2 kadam aage hun humessa.. You might be smart but i am better..

Or iss bich mujhe sunai diya ek car door open hota hua main turant piche palta lekin thoda saa late hogaya tha main like almost 0.5 second ye wahi driver tha Bulletproof waala woh hathmein ek ak47 liye gaadi se niche uttar chuka tha or main aim kar paata usase pehle meri chest mein lagi 2 goliyaan or main unke force se literally hawa mein piche ki side uchalla or uss truck se niche jaake girra...i know maine vest pehni thi but dard utana he hua maano sachmein goli lagi ho uppar se niche jaake girra main bhenchod itani uppar se.. Meri pistol kahin durr jaake girri ye dekh Lego apni fainki hui gun ki side bhaaga mujhe finish karne k liye or mere andar itani himmat nahi hui ki main uthke bhaag shakun lekin iss bich Lego k Uppar hui firing or woh waapis bhaaga gun chhodke.. Ye Sara thi jo meri side aarahi thi bhaagtey hue Rambo type..

Mika-Leave it lets go.. Lets go..

Ye sun woh sablog bhaage uss Bulletproof gaadi ki side and usme baithke turant back gear mein he nikale Sara ne unke uppar firing bhi ki lekin kuch hua nahi and he escaped yet again.. Fuckkkkkkk... Fucking Hell..

Continued...
 

Update-333(Another Chance?)

Meri puri body ek type se paralysed hogayi thi mere chest mein bahot jyaada dard horaha tha iske alawa mujhe sans lene mein bhi bahot jyaada dikkat horahi thi, mujhe lag raha tha maano koi mera galla ghont raha tha, or meri himmat nahi thi main kuch kar paaun mera sirr chakkar khaa raha tha main pura dum laga raha tha sans lene k liye lekin kamyab nahi hua, finally kissi ne aake mujhe uthaaya or mere sareer se vest open ki tab jaake mujhe sans aaya bhenchod maano ghanto baad sans liya tha maine. Main wahaan kuttey ki tarah haanfne or khaansne laga..

Sara-Its Fine its fine lambi lambi sans lo you are fine..

Sara ne meri vest mujhse puri tarah se alag ki and tab jaake main apne ghutano par aaya.. Holy fucking shit i almost died right there.. Fuck that was close..

Sara-Theek ho tum??

Main-..y.y.yesa..yeah...

Meri chest mein bahot jyaada dard horaha tha uske alawa mera pair dard kar raha tha niche girne ki wajah se lekin thankfully main jinda bach gaya tha..Ghanta thankfully maine khudko bachaaya tha warna woh maadarchod toh pura plan kiye baitha tha mujhe thokdene kaa.

Main-Thanks..

Sara - It's fine.. Uth shaktey ho??

Main - Yeah i am good..

Main ladkhadaatey hue khadda hua..

Sara-They left, that was close..

Main-Very close.. Bhenchod almost almost kardiya tha maine..

Sara-You did great.. You went god mode mujhe toh pata bhi nahi tha ki kab tumne ye side puri clear kardi.. That was sick..

Main-Yeah, i know.. Lekin fir bhi bhaag gaya woh again fucking hell. Fuckk..

Sara-Its ok don't worry. Pehle nikalte hain yahaan se.. Lets go..

Hum dono wahaan se jungle k andar ki side chal paddey Ami, Chang and Snow humaare sath they..

Snow-Theek hai tu??

Main-Yeah..

Snow-Pura Rambo horaha hai tu bhi.. That was sick dude..

Main-Yeah.. Bhenchod ek chutiya bacha tha i would've killed him before.. Saala kaayar chippa baitha tha.. Swami, Mika and uski puri team mere gunpoint par thi..

Snow-Really??

Main-Yeah.. Almost mission complete hogaya tha lekin ek gandu ne saare mission ki gand maardi literally.. Or woh hans raha tha uppar se that is pissing me the fuck off. Bhenchod 2 kodi kaa maadarchod hans raha tha mere uppar and then he shot me..

Sara-Yeah or goli lagne k baad tu Superman k jaise truck k uppar se hawa mein uddke niche girra..

Main- Yep that hurts mera pair bahot dard kar raha hai.. And meri khopdi usase bhi jyaada i need to kill that guy like Asap warna i am going on a fucking killing spree..

Sara-Yeah. Humein ab or bhi jaldi karni hogi bahot saare logon ko maar chuke hain humlog or aaj toh ek top class businessman bhi maara gaya hai so ab police wagairaah bhi involve hone lag jaaenge maximum 24 hours hain humaare pass uske baad humaare liye near impossible hoga ye sab yahaan rehke karna..

Snow-I agree .. Dont forget Chennai police is very capable of investigating all this ..

Sara- Yep ..

Snow - But good news ye hai ki i dont think ab Swami k pass jyaada bandey bache honge ab jo hai woh Mika or uski team he hai..

Sara- Yeah this is true..

Humlog finally car k pass pohanchey Chang ne car nikaali wahaan se and humlog nikale waapis safe house ki taraf wahaan jaake humaare mobiles mein bhi network aaya toh humne baaki ko inform kardiya ki we are safe and aarahe hain humlog..

Snow- by the way signal jammers kaa unka idea insane tha..

Chang - Yep woh bhi tab kiya unhone jab humein most need thi..

Sara- Yeah kyunki agar suru se he jammers kaa use kartey wohlog toh humein pata chal jaata ki ye trap hai..

Main - Trap nahi tha ye actually..

Snow- Really??

Main- Yeah unhe koi idea nahi tha hum wahaan hain.

Sara - Then??

Main- Ye backup plan tha unka jo humessa apne sath rakhte hain wohlog like harr situation par unke pass apna ek backup plan tha jo unhone use kiya humaare uppar.

Sara- that's smart, obviously Mika ka he idea hoga..

Main- Yeah kyunki Swami and uske guards literally kuch bhi nahi they but Mika and uski team are smart very very very smart wohlog mere 99% moves k liye already prepared they..

Sara - Yeah they are very well trained. Mika k pass saalon kaa experience hai, he is doing this shit for years now so it's easy for him .

Main-Kind of..

Humlog ghar pohanchey wahaan baaki sab ko bataaya humne ki kya hua kya nahi..

Randy - You got shot.. Noob..

Main-Randy i am not in the mood for jokes I'll kill you right now..

Randy - My bad..

Main- bhenchod 1 banda 1 banda mere pure play ki gand maar gaya main literally god mode mein tha i was killing everybody woh bhi easily, logon ko pata takk nahi chal raha tha ki ho kya raha hai and then Swami mere kabje mein tha or fir woh chutiya aaya and bam mera plan over fucking idiot. Honestly i am pissed the fuck off. I am so mad i can't even tell you..

Sara- Tumhara gussa kam karne k liye mere pass kuch hai.

Main - What.?

Sara- Obviously itana easily toh jaane dene waali thi nahi main unlogon ko so maine Swami ki gaadi k Uppar ek tracker laga Diya tha jiss gaadi mein wohlog nikale they..

Ye sun main jhatke se khadda hua mera saara dard jhat se gayab hogaya tha..

Main- kya?? No way...

Sara- Yes way. So mera tracker unke sath gaya hai or jahaan bhi woh jaaenge uski location Adya jald he track kar legi.

Adya - Karlegi nahi karliya mam i have there location. Wohlog Samundar kinaare ek bahot he bade mansion mein hain Filhaal east coast ki taraf..

Main - OH Sara you are a genius..

Sara- Trust me i know..

This is huge bhenchod this is fucking huge. Sara js is a fucking Legend.. maadarchod i promise abki baar koi plan nahi chalne dunga i am going to kill each and every single one of those motherfucker... Beta Mika beware the real God is coming...

Continued..
 

Update - 334(Planning)

Adya- so wohlog ek mansion par hain jo ekdum samundar k kinaare par hai time hai humaare pass attack karne k liye lekin the bad news is wahaan enter karne kaa ek he raasta hai jispar obviously guards honge he bahot saare woh bhi.. Ye dekho Ye satellite images hain yahaan ye mansion situated hai iske aas pass kuch bhi nahi hai siwaaye emptiness k left and right se hum enter kar nahi shaktey because ye mansion high ground par bana hai back side pura samundar hai so only way hai front se..

Sara- Hmm you are right kind of trap he hai wahaaan jaana bhi..

Randy - Issiliye ye place select ki hogi obviously unhone..

Chang- Toh kya karein fir?? Or jyaada wait??

Main-Nahi ab wait nahi kar shaktey humlog bahot log already marr chuke hain thanks to us or ab police and government involve hojaaegi or fir ye sab yahaan karna humaare liye impossible hoga.

Chang- toh or koi option bhi toh nahi hai boss aise saamne se jaaenge toh bhoon k rakh denge wohlog..

Main-Kon bola saamne se jaaenge..

Chang - then..

Main-Humlog by Ocean jaaenge..

Chang- What the hell..

Randy - Wait wait. Ek minute..

Main- Yeah dekho humlog yahaan se boats lenge, hand boats. Hath se boats chalaaenge so 0 sound hogi and by boats humlog yahaan uttarenge Unke mansion k just back side mein..

Randy - Great plan but but remember ocean ki waves bahot heavy hoti..

Main- I don't think ki outer circles par itani heavy waves aaengi.. So i think we are good..

Randy - If you say so..

Sara - Humlog electric boats kyun nahi arrange karwaatey??

Randy - Wait electric boats bhi hoti hain??

Main- Yeah seriously?? What the fuck..

Sara- Ofcourse hoti hain main Nagar se baat karke boats arrange karwaati hun 0 sound, safe and fast..

Main- That's great. Ye toh or bhi easy hogaya..

Randy - Let's do this shit then..

Main-3 Baje hain so humlog 1 ghantey baad nikalenge..

Sara - OK main Nagar se bolke asap boats kaa intejaam karwaati hun..

Main-Great..

Electric boats what the fuck bhenchod. Kya kya dekhna baaki reh gaya pata nahi bc. Lekin apna kaam easy hota hai so fuck yeah.. Sab set tha i am100% sure ab ye mission successful hoga he hoga lekin Filhaal mere mann mein ek bahot he important question doudd raha tha jo tha "Kya main Mika ko bhi thokdun??" dekho i know i dont give a fuck. Mujhe koi farak nahi padta usase lekin main chutiya bhi nahi hun mera mind literally insane hai or jab Sara and Randy ne itana seriously bola hai toh obviously kuch soch samjh k he bola hoga. Toh ab kya karun bc i mean obviously uske alawa bahot se logon ko maar shakta hun main, to satisfy my ego toh kyun befaltu Mika se panga lena.. Hmm fuck this wahin jaake decide hoga kya mood hai mera.. Fuck Mika and fuck his death contract..

Ab Thankfully Nagar ne humaare liye electrical boats kaa jugaad jaldi he kardiya jo humein mansion se almost 2-3 Kms durr milljaane waali thi kareeb 30-40 minutes baad so ab humlog hone lage ready i mean humlog already ready he they bus goliyaan or leni thi sabko bhenchod abki baar goliyaan kam nahi padni caahiye or kuch bhi ho.. Humlog by cars nikale boats ki locations takk, same teams thi same car mein they humlog sab same tha bus abki baar mujhe pata tha humlog successful hone waale they jiska main reason tha pehla toh ye ki ab finally humaare pass surprise element tha wohlog ne kabhi expect nahi kiya hoga ki humlog unke safe house par attack karenge and secondly, bhenchod k itane bandey marr chuke hain lawda koi bacha hoga uske piche.. Keval Mika and uski team he they wahaan and i am pretty sure unko humlog harra denge.. Also bhenchod sabse importantly woh maadarchod guard jisane mujhe goli maari thi uski bhi maa chodne waala tha main bhenchod ko aisi moutt dunga ki uppar jaake bhi pachtaaega ki kyun panga liya maine AP se..

Humlog kareeb 30 -35minutes baad boat locations par pohanchey or thankfully wahaan boats already mojjud thi 3 boats thi jo kaafi large thi like 6-7 bandey baith shaktey they unmein easily..

Chang- Hell yeah..

Main-Let's move guys and remember ye last moka hai do not fuck up kill each and every single one of those guys no mercy fuck them up..

Sab-Hell yeah..

Meri boat sabse aage thi jisme Main Chang Ami Adya Sara and Snow aae Chang drive karne waala tha humaara plan tha guns hide karke aage badhne kaa taaki durr se humein koi spot kar bhi le toh bhi seedha samjh naa jaae ki humlog unko he thokne aae hain humlog aise jaane waale they ki humeim fisherman Samjhein wohlog.. Jo shayad he kaam kare lekin fuck it pehchaan gaye Toh konsa maadarchod rocket launcher maarenge saala kuddjaaenge paani mein and swim karke pohanch jaaenge.. Ek baat hai bhenchod ye boats gand faad hai saala speed gand faad uppar se awaaj takk naa karti fuck yeah..

Ab thankfully 2 cheejein sahi hui pehli Chang ne woh boat ache se drive ki and second humein woh mansion dikh gaya tha or uski roof wagairaah par koi nahi tha humein dekhne k liye.. So humlog sabse pehle pohanchey boat ko jameen par khincha hum mansion k piche they or yahaan se humein thodi takleef hogi trees yaa jhaads k through andar jaane mein lekin sehlenge bhenchod.. Baaki 2 boats k driver chutiye they woh humse late pohanchey.. Hum sablog finally reunite hue wahaan par sabne apne target ko dekha..

Main - So that's it guys..

Sara-Let's do this shit..

Beta Mika Daddy is here..

Continued...
 

Update-335(Escaping?? )


Humlog uss mansion k back side mein niche khaddey they, actually mansion nahi bungalow bol shaktey hain kyunki woh obviously luxurious jarur tha lekin itana bada nahi tha uske chaaron taraf badi badi railing thi jiske Uppar barbed wires lage they jiss wajah se left and right side se entry karna almost impossible tha issliye hum back side se jaane waale they jo hard tha lekin doable tha. Sabse aage main or Randy aaye Wahaan jhaadiyon k bichmein se hum uppar chaddne lage actually jhaadiyaan nahi thi woh kuch beaches k Uppar uggne waale paid they jinke leaves bhenchod bahot sharp they jisase humein halke fulke cuts bhi lag rahe they Finally main or Randy mansion k just back mein aagaye yahaan bhi ek bahot unchi deewar thi jo main easily nahi chadd shakta tha issliye maine pehle Randy ko jaane diya, ussne pehle toh jump maarke aage kaa view dekha..

Randy - Iss taraf koi bhi nahi hai washroom and bathrooms wagairaah hain idhar, then aage front ki side mujhe maybe Swami dikha kyunki andar sab kaanch he kaanch hai toh mujhe aage ki side Swami dikha 99%.

Main-Awesome tu uppar chaddke hath khinch inka.. Jaldi.

Hum sab wahaan takk pohanch chukke they Randy deewar par chadda hath khinchne k liye lekin bhenchod almost sab k sab bina kissi help k uppar chadd gaye keval mujhe help ki jarurat paddi kyunki mera pair injured tha. Ab wahaan se humlog backside mein uttare jo kissi balcony ki tarah tha or wahaan par multiple washrooms they humaare saamne ek gate bhi tha and uske dono taraf 2 badi-2 kaanch ki windows jiske andar se humein dusari taraf i mean front mein Swami dikha and kuch guards bhi humsab niche lait gaye Filhaal k liye taaki humein dekh naa shakein wohlog..

Main-So Main Randy Chang and Ami front se jaaenge yahaan se ghumke and tumlog yahaan se jaaoge ye gate se and windows se... Pehle tumlog entry karoge and tum jab shoot karoge tab woh sablog front ki side bhagenge jahaan obviously humlog honge.. Dono taraf se gherr lenge unko humlog and then hogi Diwali..

Sab-Copy that..

Main Randy Ami or Chang wahaan niche baithe - 2 aage badhe balcony se hotey hue front mein jaana tha humein or bc harr jagah badi-2 kaanch ki windows thi jinse bachke hum niche baithke jaa rahe they.. Maadarchod sex karna ho toh yahaan toh pura HD video banaalega koi fuck that..

Khair Ab issue ye hua humlog front mein pohanch paatey usase pehle back side waale i think spot karliye gaye kyunki unhone pehle he firing suru kardi or jaise he firing hui hum bhi khaddey hue humaare saamne khidki se 5 bandey front ki side bhaage toh humne bhenchod ek sath khidki k through he goli chalaai pehle toh woh khidki gayi then un 5on ki jaan bhenchod safed farsh ko laal bana diya humne, uske baad Randy Ami and Chang wahaan se enter hue andar and main aaya aage ki side or main ekdum on time aaya kyunki Mika or Swami dono front se bhaag rahe they mujhe dekh Mika ne Swami ko pakkadke ek taraf khinch liya or wohlog ek deewar k piche chipp gaye, lekin main unka plan samjh gaya ye maadarchod firse bhaag raha tha gaadi se jo front mein khaddi thi bhen kaa lawda itana tejj kaise hai sala ye.. 2 seconds late hota toh ye fir nikal jaata, ab pehle toh maine sabko bhullke ek deewar k Uppar chaddha or Bahaar mere saamne khaddi 3no gaadiyon k tires mein goli maari 1 car k 2 he they mere saamne and baaki k toh 4on tires mein goli maari maadarchod ab bhaag bhosdk.
Ab andar jyaada kuch tha nahi toh mujhe andar waalon ki koi chinta nahi thi mera pura focus uss deewar par tha jiske piche Mika chippa hua tha Swami k sath.

Main-Wassup beta ji Daddy is here.. Kaisa laga surprise..

Mika- This is good really good.. Unexpected tha..

Main-Surprise ussi ko boltey hain lawde.. Ab sun dekh game over hai ab obviously tujhe mereko maarna nahi hai kyunki you are a piece of human filth issliye turant nikal jaa yahaan se and Swami ji ko mere hawaale kardey..

Mika-Deal achi hai..

Main-i know..

Ab iss bich saamne se 3 chutiye aaye bhagte hue toh main unki taraf mudda and un 3no ko goliyaan maari lekin iss bich Mika ne aage badhke mujhe maari laat jo maine expect karli thi kyunki mujhe pata tha woh wait he kar raha hai distraction kaa issliye main piche hattke uski kick se bacha lekin iss bich ek or laat aake lagi mere hath k uppar jisase meri m4 durr jaake girri main waapis mudda toh ye wahi banda tha maadarchod jissne mujhe goli maari thi aaj..

Main-Arrey maadarchod thank god tu jinda bacha tha mujhe laga marr warrr gaya bhenchod tu..

Aadmi-Boss you leave main dekhta hun isko..

Main-Dekhunga toh main tujhe maadarchod.. Lets go..

Mika mere piche se bhaaga Swami k sath lekin wohlog front mein nahi gaye back side ki taraf bhaage jidhar se humlog aaye they or woh chutiya aaya mere saamne ab waise toh main glock nikaalke iski khopdi kholdeta lekin iss maadarchod ko itana easily kaise maardun, lekin mujhe Mika k piche bhi jaana tha issliye maine ye sab jaldi end karne ki sochi..

Woh aage badha mujhe punch maarna caaha ussne but usssme kuch nahi tha literally woh bahot slow tha and utana he weak maine uska hath pakkada..

Main-Bhenchod tu lawda fight karega..

Ye bolke maine right hand se apni glock nikaali and woh kuch samjh paata usase pehle pehli goli maari maine uske hath k uppar jisase woh mujhse durr hua then dusari goli maari maine uske pair par ab woh chilaata hua niche girra then maine teesri goli maari uske dusare hath par..

Main-Mujhe laga maadarchod pata nahi kya he cheej hai tu bhosdk, tu toh tatti hai..

Then maine next goli maari uske galle k uppar.. Or uski awaaj uske munh mein he reh gayi..

Main-Good bye beta 2 minutes hain tere pass uske baad tu uppar pohanch jaaega iss bich soch le tu tune kya galat kiya..Bada aaya James Bond maadarchod..

Ye bolke main waapis mudda andar still firing jaari thi lekin mujhe Mika k piche jaana tha main bhaaga andar se woh back deewar jump karna easy tha issliye main jhatt se uppar chadda and saamne dekha toh Mika or Swami humaari ek boat mein chadd rahe they... Maadarchod inki keys toh andar he hain..

Ab wahaan se Maine Dekha toh wohlog dono hathon se ishaare kar rahe they or jab maine ishaare ki direction mein dekha toh wahaan samundar mein aage ek bahot badi ship thi like ek mini cruise ship jo kaafi badi thi like 2-3 Bus jitani badi.. Or unke ishaaron se woh wahin rukk gayi iska matlab ye inki he hai bhenchod harr side bhaagne ka jugaad kar rakha hai maadarchod ne harr side..

Continued...
 

Update - 336(Got Him)


Ab woh itani badi ship toh iss side aaegi nahi because paani kam tha issliye unhe uske pass jaana tha issliye woh humaari boat mein baith chuke they.. Ab aise toh jaane dene waala tha nahi unko main issliye maine bhi maara jump and bhaagte hue niche uttara iss bich bahot saare cuts bhi lage mujhe lekin fuck these cuts ye aaj bachke nikal gaya toh maadarchod suicide karne laayak bhi naa bachunga main.. Issliye main niche aaya beach par tabtak woh dono nikal chuke they toh maine jaake ek or boat ko khinchke paani mein laaya jo bhenchod kaafi hard tha akele k liye lekin maine karliya then maine ki boat start ab thankfully mujhe idea tha ki kaise chalaana hai isko because maine chang ko dekha tha chalate hue issliye maine seedha boat unke piche laga di woh bhi full speed waves kam thi issliye smooth chal rahi thi boat lekin woh still mujhse kaafi aage they lekin main pakkad lunga unko easily or waise he hua meri boat unse slightly fast thi because main akela tha and woh 2 issliye humaare bich ka gap kam he tha, wohlog mujhse bus 10-15 seconds pehle uss cruise k pass pohanchey and wohlog cruise k uppar chadd gaye and chilaane lage "GO GO GO, MOVE FAST" ab bhenchod ye koi rocket ship toh thi nahi jo ek second mein udd jaaegi woh kaafi slowly slowly aage badhi jisase maine boat uske piche lagaai or aaram se uppar chadd gaya or ye dekh woh dono bhaage aage ki taraf ab bhenchod hide nd seek khelna padega idhar ab.. Maine glock nikaali and aage badha main so iss ship k 2 floors they jagah kaafi thi yahaan par or sabse Pehla kaam mujhe karna tha iss ship ko rukkwaane kaa issliye main glock liye niche waale floor par captains office ki side chall padda kyunki yahaan Swami and Mika k alawa bus woh drivers he they engine room mere saamne tha maine uska door open kiya ek hath se toh saamne 5 bandey mojjud they woh pura room bhenchod machines, buttons and lights se bharra tha..

Main-Stop this fucking ship right fucking now..

Ye sun woh sab piche mudde mujhe gun k sath dekha or kuch react nahi kiya..

Main-Oye bhosdk i am talking to you guys stop the fucking ship..

"Hum nahi roukk shaktey Ye ek private ship hai or ye Keval Mr. Swami k orders par he rukkega"

Main-Teri maa kaa bhosdaa Mr Swami maadarchod idhar dekh i have a gun.. I'll shoot you in your fucking face issliye stop the fucking Ship..

"You can't just shoot us, get out of here"

Main-Teri maa ki chut maadarchod..

Ye bolke maine uski khopdi kholdi wahin k wahin uske khoon k chinntey wahaan saamne map k Uppar jaake lage or ye hotey he woh ship wahin k wahin thehar gaya baaki drivers ne roukk diya tha usko.. Wohlog bus ektak ab uss dead body ko he dekh rahe they..

Main-Tumlog Swami k liye kaam kartey ho??

"Yy. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y yessss."

Main-Then fuck you too..

Ye bolke maine baaki sabko bhi thok diya. Ek banda bacha jisane mere uppar jhapata maara jisase main piche hattke bach gaya and ulta usko maari laat jisase woh piche chair se takraaya and turant maari maine uski khopdi mein goli bhenchod ka bheja khol diya.. Bade aaye gyanchand maadarchod..

Ab mere pass tha ek he task Too find Swami and Mika... Issliye main wahaan se bahaar aaya or bahaar aatey he maine kissi ko uppar bhaagte dekha jo Swami tha kyunki uske shoes dikh gaye they mujhe issliye main unke piche uppar bhaaga toh uppar kaa floor niche k muqable chota tha..

Main-(Chilaake) Wassup Mika kabtak chuppta rahega be chutiye.. Mard ban or bahaar nikal..

Mika - Mard?? Dekho hath mein bandukk leke Mard bananey ki baat kar raha hai..

Main-Bandukk se darr hai tujhe??? Yele faink di..

Ye bolke maine apni gun niche k floor par faink di..

Main-Ab toh aa bhosdk i am tired of chasing you come out and fight..

Ye sun Mika mere saamne ek table k piche se khadda hua hanste hue..Uske piche Swami bhi bahaar aaya..

Mika-Tune apni life ki sabse badi galati kardi chotu..

Ye bolke woh hansta hua mere saamne aaya.. Swami wahin piche he rukka tha uske cehre par khouff tha.. Hona bhi caahiye..

Mika-Tujhe kya lagta hai tu mujhe harra dega?? Hahahahah.. Teri Sara madam ne bataaya nahi kya, ki kon hun main.. Mujhe haraaya nahi jaa shakta.. Tu.. Tu kuch bhi nahi hai mere saamne..

Main-We will see about that..

Mika - There is nothing to see here i will literally kill you right here.. You are no match to me.. Ye sab saalon se karta aaraha hun main tujhe kya lag raha hai tune abhi league join ki kuch mission complete kiye or tu sabse uppar hogaya?? No no no beta it doesn't work like this.

Main-Oh it works like this for me.

Mika - I have done things that you can't even imagine, i have defeated hundreds of people i have killed thousands of people jisme bahot saare Tumhaare league associates bhi they.. Issliye i am giving you a chance go away..

Main- Main fight se kabhi piche nahi hota.. Lets do this..

Mika-No no no tu samjh nahi raha hai i am the best at this..

Main - But i am Just better..

Continued ..
 

Update-337(FIGHT OF A LIFETIME)


Mika - Ok baadmein ye matt kehna maine tujhe chance nahi diya tha..

Main-Let's do this...

Ye bolke Mika aage badha woh kaafi calm tha like woh pura focused tha mere Uppar or iss bich usse koi darr nahi tha woh still mujhe parakh raha tha..

Ab Pehla waar ussne kiya mere Uppar jo kaafi slow kiya ussne main piche hattke uski kick se bach gaya.. Then ussne again waar kiya, abki baar ussne mujhe punch maarna caaha jisase main firr bacha again kaafi slow tha woh uske baad ussne ek k baad ek kai punches and kicks maarne caahe mujhe lekin main harr baar bacha usase bhenchod ye toh slow hai, issliye ab thi meri baari uski next kick ko dodge karke maine maarni caahi khaddey - 2 he usko ek kick lekin bhenchod meri full speed kick ko ussne bade he aashaani se pakkad liya or jhatke se mera pair chhoda ussne jisase main aage ko aaya or ulta bhenchod mujhe maari ek kick ussne meri chest mein or bhenchod main girra piche jaake.. Holy fucking shit nevermind bhenchod ye toh kahin se bhi slow nahi hai gand fatt gayi bhenchod..

Main jhat se utha toh woh mere saamne aachuka tha jiska faayda uthaake ussne mujhe khadda hotey he maari ek bhayanak kick jisase main again piche jaake girra bhenchod kamar or chest dono ki gand marr rahi thi bhenchod.. Ab main again full speed se utha lekin again woh mere saamne aachuka tha abki baar main ready tha issliye jaise he ussne kick maari main niche baith gaya jisase main uski kick se bacha lekin bhenchod woh pata nahi kya he cheej tha usne apni dusari kick bhi pehli k khaali jaatey he maari isase main nahi bach shaka or ye kick lagi mere shoulder k uppar and main baitha - 2 side mein ludak gaya.. Ek second bhenchod ek second ye kaise kiya iss maadarchod ne bhenchod Pehla pair waapis aane se pehle issne dusari kick suru kar di thi how is that even possible.. Main iss soch mein padda tha ki ussne mujhe uthaaya or uthaatey he diya ek solid punch mere pait mein jo solid he laga lekin isme utani power nahi thi obviously dard bahot hua lekin jiss hissab se isske pass time he time tha toh ye punch or jorr se lagna tha or ab main samjh gaya tha isko, iski power iski kicks mein hai, jisme power k sath sath range kaa bhi benefit tha iske pass kyunki maadarchod ki taang bahot lambi thi..

So lesson learned iski kicks se durr raho..

Mika-Whatsupp? You good or what??

Main-Yeah yeah..

Mika-Then atleast do something..

Ye sun main ab badha aage mujhe maalum tha ab ki uski strength kya hai so main slow aage aaya ussne mujhe punch maara toh mujhe pata tha ye distraction hai or distraction naa bhi ho toh maadarchod iska punch khaa lunga main lekin kick maadarchod gand faad deti hai..

Ab jaisa maine socha tha wahi hua ussne punch ko roukka bichmein and kick maarni caahi mujhe jisase main bach gaya..

Mika-Oh you smart.. You smart..

Main-Yeah kii.i..u.

Bhenchod ne dialogue takk nahi maarne diya mujhe, bichmein he ussne maari ek or bhayanak kick jo lagi mere pait mein mera saara digestive system chudd gaya, main apne ghutno par girra or girte he dusari kick maari ussne mere munh k uppar.. Ok bhenchod that's it... Ok.. Bhosdk.. Ok..

Mika-What happened?? Are you scared little boy...

Main jump maarke khadda hua ok maadarchod game khelna hai let's play the fucking game..

Mika-What the fuck happened to your eyes..

Main-Oh you just lost..

Ab baari thi meri bhenchod halwa hai kya meri khopdi ghumaa di thi maadarchod ne.. Or ab main isko pura ghuma dene waala tha..

Ab main jhapta uske Uppar woh bhi full speed se maine 3 seconds mein uske Uppar 7-8 punches jadd diye woh harr baar bach jarur gaya but woh slow hogaya last punch takk or ab ussne piche hattna theek samjha taaki woh fir bhenchod apni 10 feet ki laat maar shake advantage leke, lekin maine usse piche hattne he nahi diya ulta main uske sath he piche gaya and tab laga mera pehla punch uske munh k uppar bus start mill gayi mujhe or woh hua distract, woh sambhall paata usase pehle maine usko 4 punches jadd diye munh k uppar woh bhi and woh piche hatt raha tha iss bich woh piche ek table se takraaya or uske Uppar girrgaya and ye milla golden chance maine maari jump karke ek kick uske munh k uppar jisase woh table se dusari side jaake girra..

Main-Wassup you good or what??

Woh khadda hua thoda shocked tha woh..

Mika-You are good, i like it..

Main-Naa naa you are good i am better..

Ab woh table se ghumke meri taraf aane laga lekin main thehra kameena aadmi main uski taraf bhaaga or ek pair table par rakh ke maine liya jump and woh kuch samjh paata usase pehle apne dono ghutne jadde maine uski chest mein jisase woh girra niche or niche girrtey he main maarne laga uske munh k uppar punches uska munh laal kardiya maine khoon se, finally ussne mujhe dhakka diya jisase main side mein jaake girra or woh bokhlaaya hua khadda hua.

Main-Told you i am just better..

Mika-We will see..

Ye bolke woh khoon thooktey hue aage badha and mujhe maarni caahi ussne ek kick jisase main bach gaya then maarna caaha ussne mujhe ek punch jo again distraction he tha lekin bhenchod abki baar uska punch laga mere munh k uppar woh bhi bahot he jyaada bhayanak like bahot bhayanak main bhenchod blank hogaya tha ek second k liye toh main side mein ek pillar se takraake hosh mein aaya. Maine usko dekha toh woh muskuraa raha tha, Wait a fucking minute bhenchod iska kuch bhi kamjorr nahi hai maadarchod ye trap kar raha tha mujhe tabse, pehle ye slow tha jaan bujhke jisase mujhe laga ye slow hai toh main fansa and issne mujhe jadd di ek kick or fir issne jaan bujhke mujhe slow punch maara jisase mujhe yakeen hogaya ki iski strength iski kick hai or fir issne punch se mujhe distract karke kick maari jisase mujhe yakeen hogaya iska punch weak hai or ab bhenchod fir distract karke gand fod di.. Bhenchod hai kya ye, He is too smart.. Too fucking smart..

Mika-You good or what???

Continued..
 

Update-338(WON)


Main - You are good..

Mika-I know.. Lets finish this..

Ye bolke woh aage badha full speed se lekin ab bhenchod main nahi fansne waala tha fuck this guy, main uske sab punches se bacha and then thakk jaane k baad ussne maari mujhe ek kick jisko maine pakkada or uski trick ussi k uppar use ki maine usko aage ki taraf khincha and diya ek punch uske pait mein woh Jukha or jukhtey he maine maari uske ribs k Uppar ek solid kick jisase woh girra side mein jaake woh jump maarke utha jarur lekin thoda slow tha woh ribs waali kick apna kaam kar gayi thi, iska faayda uthaake main aage badha lekin bhenchod mujhe aage badhne se pehle he ussne khaddey - 2 firse di ek kick mujhe or main firr girra piche jaake
Bhenchod this guy is a fucking legend, sala kar kya raha hai ye maadarchod..

Ye kick kaafi solid lagi mujhe issliye main ek table pakkadke utha lekin utha he tha ki woh bhenchod mere saamne aagaya tha issliye maine ek punch maarna caaha usko jisse ussne left hand se pakkada and right hand se mujhe diye ek k baad ek kaafi saare punches mere munh and pait mein or jab main weak hua ussne mujhe chhoda and piche hattke di ek kick mere chest mein or abki baar kick lagtey he main railing k Uppar se niche waale floor par jaake girra.. Holy shit gand tutt gayi bhenchod.. That hurts.. Maine uppar dekha toh Mika k khoon se latpath chehre par ek smile thi or mujhe dekh woh niche aane laga,. Bus bhai bus ab chutti kartey hain aapki, ok beta aapka game over karta hun main.. Main khadda hua apne kapde jhaadtey hue jabki mere kapdon par kuch nahi laga tha, bus Aivein he style k liye.. Mika niche aaya toh main uske saamne khadda tha jisse dekh woh bhi chownka,..

Main-I know i am better..

Iska jawaab woh dene laga usase pehle maine diya uske munh k uppar ek punch woh piche hatta bus fir nahi rukkne diya maine usko bhenchod ki gand tod dunga.. Main aage badhta raha punches maarte hue jisme woh aadhe he roukk paa raha tha, itani derr baad bhi meri itani speed dekh woh shocked tha, finally main rukka tab jab uske piche ek deewar aagayi or usase boost leke ussne mujhe dhakka dediya.. Main piche hatta, ab musquraane ka time mera tha..

Main-Wassup, you good??

Ye sun woh gusse mein aage badha mujhe punch maarna caaha main bacha then mujhe dhakka maarna caaha toh maine uske dono hath pakkad liye or apna sirr de maara uske munh k uppar woh bechaara blank hogaya or maine uska faayda uthaake usko diya pait mein ek punch jisase woh niche Jukha and then maine jump karke maari meri elbow uski backbone k just uppar, ufffff! Bhenchod maja aagaya pehli baar uske munh se dard bharri sound nikali and woh munh k ball niche girra..

Main-Wasssup.. You g. G. G.

Lekin main aage kuch bol paata usase pehle piche se kissi ne maari mujhe ek chair jo mere sir or pith par lagi or lagi bhi bhayanak mujhe din mein he taare najar aagaye bhenchod mera vision half hogaya half vision k sath main piche mudda toh ye Swami he tha, main pura chakkara gaya tha, Swami ne mujhe doobara woh lohe ki chair maarni caahi lekin bichmein he Mika ne maari usko laat or woh girra piche jaake..

Mika-You do not attack someone from the back while a fight is going on.. You fucking idiot..

Mika ne usko khadda karke galle se pakkadke jhinjhoda.

Mika-Kaayar hai tu and you deserve to fucking die because you have no self-respect, you fucking bitch..

Main piche deewar se sattke khadda hogaya tha or wait kar raha tha ki kab mere chakkar rukkein, lekin bhenchod mere chakkar badhte he jaa rahe they or mera vision kam hota jaa raha tha mere sir se piche gardan par khoon ki ek line beh rahi thi jo mujhe feel horahi thi..

Usko niche chhodke Mika mere saamne aaya langdaatey hue haalat uski bhi mere jitani he kharaab thi..

Mika-You did good.. You did good..

"Hands UP Mika"

Mika k piche se Sara Randy, Chang and Snow aaye.. Oh thank god.. Fucking finally..

Mika - Yeah yeah yeah.. I am done..

Sara - What do you mean you are done?

Mika-You guys win Take him. So agar mujhe jaan se nahi maarna hai toh i can leave and maarna hai toh it was nice knowing you..

Sara-No one is killing you, just go then..

Mika - Smart girl..

Mika ne mujhe pith par ek thapki di..

Mika-You are good but next time we will be decide who is better..

Ye bolke woh wahaan se jaane laga and jaake Sara k samne rukka.

Mika-That guy right there he is the best you guys got.. Trust me i have never fight someone so fast and smart.. He is something else..

Sara-We know..

Uske baad maine khudko behonsh hone diya aage ka mujhe kuch bhi yaad nahi tha but mujhe itana jarur pata tha ki we won, we fucking won finally.. Hell fucking yeah..

Continued...
 

Update-339(Successful)

So i won again, bhenchod aadat hogayi hai jeetane ki abtoh.. Ab main kitani derr behosh tha mujhe koi idea nahi tha, mujhe honsh aaya meri talab ki wajah se i dont know kyun but suddenly mera sirr dard karne laga tha woh bhi bahot jyaada or iska ilaaj mujhe pata tha, mujhe drugs caahiye they issliye main utha toh maine khudko safe house mein Chang k room mein paaya, mere hath mein ek injection laga tha, actually injection nahi mujhe blood diya jaaraha tha, fuck this shit bhenchod maine jhat se woh pin nikaali and khadda hua blood se jyaada mujhe drugs caahiye they jo mere room mein they issliye main bed se utha toh uss room mein koi nahi tha issliye maine seedha gate khola or bahaar aaya toh bahaar hall mein sablog chaaye pee rahe they or unko bhaari ignore karke main apne room mein enter hua jisase wohlog mere piche aaye..

Sara - Hey, What's up.. Theek ho tum..

Randy-AP...

Mere sareer mein energy kaafi kam thi issliye mujhe wahaan bed par baithana padda.

Randy-Kya dhund raha hai??

Main-Mera bag..

Uske baad Randy samjh gaya ussne mera bag khola usme se pouch nikaalke mujhe diya and maine almost double dose lee... Uske baad almost 30 seconds takk main blank hogaya mujhe koi idea nahi tha wahaan kya horaha hai and then main achanak se honsh mein aaya..

Main-Oh it feels good..

Randy - Theek hai??

Main-Better then ever..

Randy - Good.

Chang-Boss woh Blood bottle puri lagwaani hai..

Main-Fuck that shit.. Kaam hua??

Sara-Yeah all done, we killed Swami..

Main-Then wait kiss cheej kaa hai let's go..

Sara-Tumhe bed rest lena hai minimum 24 hours orr uske baad nikalenge..

Main - Fuck that shit.. Hell no abhi nikalenge humlog baadmein police strict hojaaegi then we are fucked.. Lets go.. I am fine..

Sara-Are you sure??

Main-100%..humlog abhi nikal rahe hain everyone get ready..

Sara-Doctor ne bola..

Main-Fuck that doctor i am totally fine.. 10 minutes mein nikalenge humlog let's go..

Uske baad kissi ne mujhse sawaal nahi kiya and sab chale gaye wahaan se.. Ab meri situation ye thi ki mere sir mein patti bandhi hui thi or wahaan kaafi dard tha uske alawa mera right hand and right leg kaafi pain kar raha tha and meri ribs mein bhi pain tha also main kaafi weak feel kar raha tha lekin ye sab 2-3 din mein theek hojaane waala tha so nothing to worry, humlog jeet gaye bus woh matter karta hai.. Humlog 10 minutes baad he nikal gaye or same way gaye jisase aaye they private airport par humaara plane wait kar raha tha humaara so humlog subah 8 baje nikal gaye Chennai se, main almost 12 hours k liye behosh tha bc.. Fuck.. Khair plane mein mere side waali seat par Sara and Randy baith gaye toh main samjh gaya tha ki lecture aane waala hai or wahi hua Take off hotey he Sara ne conversation suru ki..

Sara-You were outstanding out there..

Main-I know..

Randy-No no tum samjh nahi rahe you were literally a god there.

Main-Haan bhai I know..

Randy - Tune Mika ko fight mein defeat kiya..

Main-Uska naam matt le bhenchod kya aadmi haibe woh bhosdka alien.

Randy-Yeah and tune usko hara diya..

Main-Technically nahi haraaya, lekin haan hara deta agar woh Swami bichmein naa aaya hota toh saala.

Sara-Still Mika piche hatta matlab you won.. Ussne bola humein ki you are the best, ussne tumhari tareef ki iska matlab you defeated him..

Randy - Tumne single handedly ye mission complete kiya if i am being honest..

Main- Naa tumlog ne harr jagah help ki you guys did great. Tumhare bina main kuch nahi kar paata.. Teamwork makes DreamWork..

Randy - Dude we are so lucky that we got you.. You will be the new face of league soon.. Sara ki jagah tum loge..

Sara-Hold on hold on main abhi bhi yahin hun and remember maine bhi Mika ko haraya hai ek baar, puri tarah nahi lekin AP jitna toh haraaya he hai. That guy is a beast..

Main-I am you but 2 times better..

Sara-You wish..

Main-All jokes apart main kissi ki tareef karta nahi but you did outstandingly well there specially uss jungle waale shootout mein you carried us and saved my life.. You are one of Smartest people i know.

Sara-Thanks.. But now coming to the main point again tum careless they bina kissi ko bataaye unke piche gaye tum jo bahot he jyaada risky tha thankfully Randy ne dekhliya tumhe jaatey time warna pata nahi kya hota. AP you need to remember humlog ek team hain i know jab tum focused hotey ho tumhe kuch matlab nahi rehta baaki kissi se lekin still itana careless hona aage bahot dangerous ho shakta hai. You need to focus on the basics.. And then most importantly drugs.. Tumhe blood se jyaada drugs ki jarurat hoti hai what the hell??

Or ye suru hua lecture thankfully drugs ki wajah se main uss situation se out hogaya bahot jaldi or itani lambi flight bhi nahi thi, humlog headquarters pohanchey toh mujhe directly hospital shift kiya gaya kyunki kaafi weakness thi mere body mein filhaal or Dr Niharika ne mujhe minimum 2-3 days kaa bed rest bata diya tha woh bhi hospital mein but the good thing was meri popularity jungle ki aag ki taraf harr jagah faill rahi thi or usme ek or star lag gaya tha ki Maine Mika ko harra diya main literally ek star tha yahaan par jin logon ko main jaanta takk nahi tha wohlog mujhe respect de rahe they and that felt good.

Shyaam ko mere pass Bovice and Norman aaye jo out of country they and abhi waapis aaye they or sabse jyaada khuss hua main unki taareefon se unhone mujhe literally best bana diya tha wahaan kaa or usase main bahot khuss tha, After all i deserved that shit..

Continued..
 
Back
Top