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Thriller Sex - Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death


Update-150(WTF!!!)


Ab unka ilaaj karke me and Chang waapis ghar aagaye thodi derr Baad Ambulance ki awaaj aai and then gayi.. Ok ab sudhar gaye honge...khair mujhe koi khass farak nahi padda isase and main apne kaam Mein laga and by kaam I mean so gaya.. Next day subah college k liye Ready tha Mukesh or Vikash aae pick karne..

Mukesh-Bhai ab toh batao kya scene tha kalse system he samjh nahi aaraha hai..

Main-Bata raha hun lekin kissi dusare ko nahi bataana..

Mukesh-jaisa aap kaho .

Maine unhe bataaya ki kya hua uss din..

Main-Toh ab unhone mujhe Tumhaare sath dekha toh Tumhaare piche aae..

Mukesh ne literally chalti bike roukk di ye sab sunn kar..

Mukes-Aapne Jagat ko fodd diya??

Main-Yeah.. Orr bhi they uske sath.. Lekin Dhyaan rahe ladaai ho jhagda ho gussa ho nasha ho ye Baat bhull kar bhi Saamne aai toh munh fod dunga..

Mukesh-Ji bhai bilkul.. Lekin mouj kardi bhai..

Vikash-Or bhai woh Rambo kon tha kal??

Main-Mera bada bhai..

Vikash-Bhai khaata kya hai woh?

Main-Khaana obviously..

Vikash-Mereko uss jaisa banana hai bhai..

Muke-Same kya karna padega bhai??

Main-Dobara janam lena padega.. Chal hatt college aagya Baaki baadmein..

Main unhe parking Mein chhod aage ko badha toh Jagat or uske kal waale sathi wahaan khaddey they apna munh faade..

Jagat-Good Morning sir..

Main-Wassup..

Jagat-Aap he kaa wait kar rahe they sir..

Main-Ok tu sawaal kare usase Pehle bata dun yes maine unki gand fod di college waale they unko kam maara Baaki kai din hospital ki sewa lenge.. Thats about it..

Jagat - Sir kai din?? Kuch Toh hafton k liye bed par gaye.. Main kal millke aaya unse.. Sir ek kaa toh jaw kaa operation hoga ye nahi samjh aaya Munh Kahaan hai uska..

Main-I know.. Bola toh tha bahaar miloge toh jyaada maardunga.. Beta maine kiya he ye sab hai padhai k alaawa bus yahi aata hai ek..

Jagat-Or Sir..

Main-Chaltey-2 bol time horaha hai class kaa attendance lagaani hai bc mujhe..

Jagat-Ab toh maaf kiya naa sir Humein??

Main-Maaf?? Mujhse kyun maafi maang raha hai bhai..Woh bus ek baar maara tha usase mere dushman nahi ban gaye tumlog, woh personal nahi tha woh professional tha.. Fir Keh raha hun I don't give a fuck...

Jagat-Sir kon ho aap?? I mean kaise karletey ho ye sab??

Main-Bore matt Maar..

"Ankit Sir"??

Main piche mudda toh Neha mam thi hum rukke woh aage aai..

Main-Morning Neha mam..

Neha-Good Morning..

Ye sun maine Jagat ko ghurra..

Jagat-Oh very good morning mam..

Sab-Good morning mam..

Neha-Good Morning.. Tumlog theek toh ho??

Jagat-Ji mam Humein kya hoga bhalla..

Neha-Itane saree kabse hogaye tumlog..

Jagat-Jabse sir ne humari aankhein kholi tabse mam..

Main-Boring.. Nikalo..

Jagat-Ji Sir..

Ye sun Jagat turant Mudd gaya or uske sath Baaki sab gaye..

Neha-Interesting.. You were right about that yelog sachmein sudhar gaye hain..

Main-Kind of.. By the way you are looking extremely beautiful..

Neha-Thankyou.. Thankyou.. You too looking dashing..

Main-Thanks..

Humlog Staff room Mein aae Sign wagairaah kiye or dono bahaar aaye..

"" "Ankit Ji"???

Main piche mudda toh ek shaks khadda tha police ki uniform Mein inspector tha ummar hogi 40-45 Name Tag tha Rakesh Kumar.. Mujhe laga koi marwaa gaya apni gand kal waalon Mein se..

Main-Ji Boliye..

Rakesh-Aapne pehchaana nahi mujhe actually main Mukesh kaa dad hun and Vikash kaa Cacha..Neha toh jaanti hai mujhe ache se..

Neha-Ji bhaiya.. Kaise ho aap..

Rakesh - Badhiya Neha..

Main-Arrey aaiye aaiye Sir please baithiye..

Rakesh-Arrey nahi Sir jyaada time nahi lunga aapki class hogi naa.. Actually main specially Thankyou Kehne he aaya tha aapko..

Main - Thankyou??

Rakesh-Arrey humare 2 naalayakon ko aapne sudhaar diya itana jaldi..

Main-Maine?

Rak-Ji.. Wohlog Pehle week Mein 2 din muskil se college aatey they ab rojj aatey hain..

Neha-Actually Unka naa aane kaa issue ye tha ki kuch seniors se dikkat thi unko jo unhe pareshaan kartey they ab woh Ankit ji k sath aatey hain toh koi kuch nahi kehta unhe ab darr nahi hai kissi kaa unko..

Rak-Or toh or Raatko 12 baje takk padh rahe hotey hain.. Boltey hain Ankit Bhaiya kaa kaam karna hai.. Mujhe toh vishwaash nahi hota.. Or ek main baat Mukesh toh cigarettes peene laga tha maine samjhaya nahi maana terrace par jaake smoke karta tha ab woh bhi bandh hai bola Ankit bhaiya ki guidelines hain.. Uske Baad fir roukk nahi paaya main khudko aapse milne se..

Main-Arrey aisa kuch nahi hai Rakesh ji actually Anjaan sehar Mein sabse Pehle woh dono he close hue they mere or kaafi ache bache hain mereko liye bina college nahi aatey koi kaam ho turant help kartey hain so badle Mein maine bhi help kardi that's it.. Bache bure nahi hain thoda behak gaye they bus..

Rakesh-Aapki thodi c help ne jindagi badal di unki.. Uske liye bahot-2 dhanywaad aapka..

Main-Arrey bhai sahaab ab sharminda kar rahe hain aap mera farj hai woh.. Mere chote bhai ki tarah hain woh chinta matt kijiye aap..

Rakesh - Ji.. Fir bhi jitana thanks kahun kam hai.. Shukriya mujhe time dene k liye late horaha hoga aapko.. Or Haan kabhi kahin meri jarurat paddey toh ye lijiye mera number.. Kabhi bhi call kijiye..

Main-Ji jarur thanks..

Rakesh-Acha ji chalta hun..

Woh wahaan se nikala Main or Neha idhar class k taraf chal paddey

Neha-You are something else let me tell you.. You are inspirational..

Main-Oh Thankyou..Chalo class Mein chalte hain..

Ab mujhe koi dikkat nahi thi college Mein pure din students se acha response mill raha tha 20 minutes kaa he study time leta class Mein main sab khuss they kaafi students k parents milne aaye mujhse or sab k sab happy response leke aae next 10 din Mein College kaa most respected teacher ban gaya tha main Principal kaafi khuss tha inn sab se.. Sab sahi chal raha tha koi bakchodi nahi kar raha tha aaram se class's over hoti and main seedha ghar aajata life sahi thi sab set tha..Next 10 din full speed se nikale ekdum swiftly..

Lekin woh kehtey haina meri kismat kabtak chupp baith jaati bhalla.. Ek din raat ko humlog ne dinner finish kiya he tha ki door knock hua Ami ne gate khola toh Aunty thi i mean humari landlady .kaafi worried thi woh..

Main-Aunty kya hua??

Aunty-Beta tere uncle phone nahi utha rahe shyaam ko Transport circle waali shop kaa kiraaya lene gaye they 4 maheene kaa kiraaya atkka hai wahaan, toh aaj khud gaye they ab phone bhi nahi lag raha.. Galat log hain beta wahaan mujhe toh tension horahi hai..

Main-Koi Baat nahi Aunty main check kar aata hun.. Aap address dedijiye..

Chang-Main chalta hun sath..

Aunty ne ek paper par address likha..

Aunty-Ye beta.. Apni bike lejaana beta.. Abhi auto kam he milenge wahaan k liye..

Main-Ji Aunty..

Aunty-Or beta Dhyaan se..

Main-Chinta matt karo Aunty.. Ami Aunty kaa Dhyaan rakho..

Hum dono bahaar aae Uncle k pass bhi bullet hai lekin simple saa Plaine fouji type bullet hai no additional bakchodi jo acha hai.. Maine bullet nikaala or Main or Chang nikale..

Chang-Kya lagta hai boss??,

Main-Dekhte hain.. Phone wagairaah hogaya hoga off Orr auto naa milla hoga.. Yaa Gaadi leke gaye hain??

Chang-Naa Gaadi toh khaddi thi ghar he..

Main-Bus toh fir Auto naa milla hoga..

15 minute kaa raasta tha wahaan se humlog pohanchey toh basically ye ek transport area tha mechanics ki shops wagairaah and autoparts shops ye sab tha bahot bada area tha ye bade - 2 trucks wagairaah khaddey they udhar..

Chang-Shop number 32, 33 and 34.. hain..

Main-Ye 28 takk hain Yahaan aage waali line Mein hoga..

Humlog piche ki side gaye toh ye area bilkul sunshaan tha bhenchod Yahaan koi mechanics shop nahi thi bus waise he shops thi 28 se 35 takk ek line Mein.. Maine bike roukki or uttare bike se..Idhar udhar Najar maari toh sab saaf tha..

Chang--Ye dono toh bandh hain.. Bahaar se locked hai..

Main-Ye shutter andar se bandh hai or andar light bhi on hai.. Andar se awaaj aarahi hai.. Ssshhh.

Maine shutter se kaan satta diye andar kaafi cehal Pehal thi yaa i multiple log they andar.

"Ye budhau marega aaj nahi maana toh".

"abhi jaan Se nahi maarna hai be sign karwaalenge bus" fir Sadak par patak denge maarke accident kaa case banega..

"Sign kar toh nahi raha adiyal fouji hai"..

Main shutter se durr hatta.

Main-Yahaan hai and it is bad.. Dusara raasta dekh koi..

Chang--Uppar khidki hai..

Main-Uppar chaddenge kaise.

Chang - Woh piche se next dukaan k side Mein balcony k Uppar se woh dekho..

Chang ne apne phone ki light maartey hue dikhaaya mujhe raasta Uppar Jaane kaa..

Main-Nice.. Tu Jaa Pehle.. Quick..

Chang bhaari easily chadd gaya side waali dukaan k Uppar or Uppar se fir light dikhai ussne main chaddne laga and kuch kathinaaiyon k baad main bhi Uppar aaya.. Or jiss dukaan Mein Humein Jaana tha usski taraf aae.. Yahaan bus yahi dukaan thi jisme Uppar room they Baaki single floor ki dukaanein he thi..

Chang khidki kaa kaanch toddne he waala tha lekin dhakka dete he woh khull gayi..

Chang--Well that's good..

Chang jump maarke uss khidki Mein gaya uske piche piche main gaya toh hum Uppar ek hall Mein enter hue Uppar lights off thi bus niche se light aarahi thi halki c.. Seedhiyaan Saamne thi toh humlog seedhiyon se niche aane lage dabe paanv main aage Chang mere piche tha.. Bich Mein aake niche kaa scene clear hua toh mere munh se nikala "Holy Fuck No Way Bc"..

Chang - Oh My fucking God.. What the fuck???

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Update-151(Not Again)



Niche kaa scene ye tha ki niche hall Mein atleat 12-13 bandey they or wohlog white powder pack kar rahe they vehicle parts Mein.. It means drugs.. Or kuch picha chhode naa chhode ye drugs mera picha nahi chhodenge maadarchod.. Fuck..

Chang--Nice..nice..drugs.. Woooww.. Oh my god i am shocked.. Ufff.. Oh drugs.. Fuck..

Main - Kya karein??

Chang-Kya he karein?? Uncle ko liye bina jaana nahi hai warna subah laash he milegi..

Main-Oh hell no woh toh sath jaayenge..

Chang - Then??

Main - Let's go up..

Main waapis Uppar gaya Jahaan maine ek kapda dekha tha woh kapda faada maine or mere munh par baandha dusara hissa Chang ne apne munh par baandha.. And then seedhiyo par apna phone set kiya recording on karke bc koi risk naa caahiye tha mujhe harr cheej ki recording jaruri thi taaki aage agar ye sab Saamne aae toh main isko easily self defence prove kar shakun.

Chang-Ab..

Main-Ab niche..

Ye bolke main ekdum casually seedhiyon se niche uttara maano apne ghar Mein he hun main. Ek baar ko toh kissi ne Dhyaan he nahi diya mere taraf..

Main-Hello Guyss. Guyss...

Ye sun sab apni - 2 jagah rukk gaye..

"Ye kon hai maadarchod"..

Chang-(Awaaj badalke) Batman bhosdk.. Mask dekh k kya lagta hai..

"A kon hai saale or Yahaan kya kar rahe ho"..

Main-Ab dekho scene ye hai main hun undercover NCB(Narcotics Control Bureau) or ye hai mera partner Humein sab pata hai kya kar rahe ho tumlog yahaann. Main 2 options deta hun tumhe sab k sab Bhaag Jaao ye sab Yahaan chhodke yaa fir 2 tum sabko maarenge hum..

"Rukk maadarchod"..

Ye bolke ek bhaddi shakal kaa mota saa aadmi meri taraf badha ek chaaku liye.. Chaaku maadarchod literally meri ungali jitana bada tha.. Woh aage aaya toh wahaan rakha tha ek truck kaa silencer Maine piche hath karke woh uthaya or jaise he woh maadarchod mere pass bhi aaya main laaya silencer piche se ghumaake uska chaaku waala hath Uthpaata usase Pehle woh silencer laga uske sir k bich on bich..

"Dhannnnn"..

Maadarchod ghanti c baji or woh girra niche Pehle apne ghutano par or fir apne munh k ball..

Main-Wassup??

Ab kuch seconds k liye toh Baaki hogaye blank or fir bhaage sab koi talwaar nikaal raha boxes k nich se koi rod uthaa raha Gaadiyon waali.. Ab jissne talwaar nikaali thi woh bhaaga Chang ki taraf. Maine abtak woh jhant bharr kaa Chaaku uthaa liya tha tabtak woh uchala Chang ko talwaar maarne k liye Chang ne usse aane diya hatta nahi woh.. Or jaise he woh hawa Mein kudda Chang side Mein hatta or maine maara woh chaaku faink k jo seedha uss bandey k chaati Mein jaake laga halka tha toh andar takk nahi gaya, ab woh kaam Chang ne kiya woh kuch samjh pata usase Pehle ussne maara dhakka uss chaaku ko he Chaaku pura dhans gaya uski chaati Mein Woh chilaaya Chang ne uske hath se talwaar cheeni or uske chaati se chaaku nikaala or dobara uski shoulder or neck k joint par ghonp diya woh banda girra niche..

Ab ek banda aaya meri taraf toh Chang ne bhaagtey ko he maara chaaku faink k or woh chaaku jaake laga uski gardan Mein Woh banda wahin girr gaya..

Chang-Aise fainktey hain boss halke chaaku ko..

Main-Achaa beta..

Ab unki bheed aagayi 3 bandey aaye meri taraf.. Mere pass ek silencer tha jo heavy tha or unke pass rods thi.. Mujhe unka samaan lena tha unse.. Issliye jab ek banda rod leke meri taraf bhaaga chilaatey hue toh maine woh silencer uske pairon Mein maara faink k jo laga toh nahi usko but usko niche girane k liye kaafi tha, woh usme fanss kar girra munh k ball maine jhatke se usase rod cheeni or uske piche jo banda aaraha tha usko di ghumaake woh banda mujhe distract dekh maarne aaraha tha lekin meri rod lagi uski ribs mein bhaari power k sath woh bechara tedha hogaya or side Mein boxes par girra jaake.. Usko maartey he main mudda piche woh niche waala banda khadda ho he gaya tha maine Pehle toh laat maari uske munh par usko firr niche girraaya or fir maari rod uske Uppar jo pata nahi kya sochke ussne apne hath se roukkani caahi woh rod lagi uski elbow k Uppar "Bhattt" karke ekdum haddi par lagi, gayi ye toh woh gand faad chilaaya bhai sahaab.. Fir maari maine ek laat uske lawde par woh karwat lekar mujhse durr Jaane laga lekin jaata Kahaan agli rod di maine uske ghutne k Uppar same ghutna gaya uska bhai woh banda itana chilaaya ki pucho Matt.. Ab main aaya last bandey k pass woh mujhse piche he hattne laga toh maine saale ko rod he maari faink kar woh hilla bhi nahi, rod lagi uske munh k Uppar or woh girra niche main douda uski taraf.. Chang ko talwaar milli hui thi toh woh cheer faad kar raha tha ek taraf.. Khair maine Apni rod uthaai or woh banda khadda ho paata usase Pehle di woh rod uske munh par ek dum sateek jabdey k Uppar woh ghumm k girra niche or hogaya behosh turant.. Uske Baad di maine rod uske kandhe par.. Woh ekdum se chilaata hua honsh Mein aaya.. Or kuch samjh paata tabtak ek rod rakh di maine uske ghutne par.. Inko Jaan se nahi maarna tha mereko.. Lambe se lambe time takk k liye hospital bhejna tha.. Woh ghutne par lagtey he firr behonsh hogaya.. Uska jabbada bc khoon se lathpath tha.. Main dusare waale k pass aaya jiski ribs par rod maari thi maine woh ribs pakkadey boxes k bich padda tha.. Uske pass tha ek chaaku badhiya waala woh niche girra tha maine Chaaku uthaaya then usko pakkad k uthaaya ussne meri najaron se najar milaane kaa try kiya lekin usase Pehle maine chaaku ghonp diya uski jaangh Mein then dussri jaangh Mein then kandhe par then dusare kandhe par literally uske Uppar dherr Saare cuts maardiye maine.. Woh bechara niche girra behonsh hoke.. Ab ek bacha tha jo halka fulka honsh Mein tha..Chang ne kissi ko naa baksha tha Marra koi nahi tha but high chances they wohlog ab jindagi bharr kuch kar nahi paaenge..

Maine uss bandey ko uthaaya woh behonsh hone ki kagaar parr tha..

Main-Jab honsh aae tab apne boss ko bolna uska baap aagaya hai..

Actually mujhe uske boss se ghanta farak nahi padta tha or naa he mujhe usase koi matlab tha mujhe bus unko confuse karna tha ab woh Humein dhund nahi paaenge..

Usko samjhaake maine di rod uske munh par or woh girra niche bechara niche girrne se Pehle he behonsh tha woh..

Main-Check kar koi honsh Mein Hai yaa nahi.. And then cctv wagairaah dekh andar koi hai toh nahi.. Hoga nahi kyunki bahaar he naa tha cctv toh koi.. Main uncle ko dhundata hun..

Ye bol main Uppar aaya mera phone uthaaya recording off ki and then light on karke Uppar k rooms check kiye usme se ek room Mein They uncle almost behonsh he they woh drugs diye gaye they unko maine unko sahaara deke uthaaya or niche leke aaya..

Chang-Boss.. Ye dekho...

Chang ne ek chota saa bag dikhaaya mujhe jisme they paise kaafi Saare paise 500-500 ki gaddiyaan thi.

Chang-Ye le chalte hain Inke boss ko pata chalega ki koi paisa legaya toh samjhega koi opossite gang waalon ne kiya hai apna naam nahi aaega..

Chang ki baat Mein point tha bc Humein toh Lund dhund lega aise.. Or paise Jaane k Baad toh woh apne dushmano ko he target karega..

Main-Uthaale.. Sun main shutter se bahaar jaunga tu yahin rukk shutter firse andar se bandh kardena and waapis Uppar khidki se bahaar Aa..

Chang-OK boss..

Wahaan Paani ki bottle rakhi thi ek maine woh uthaai or uncle ko leke bahaar nikala Chang ne mere piche shutter bandh kiya.Maine woh Paani ki bottle daali uncle k sir k Uppar unke munh par then unhe jorr jorr se jhinjhod diya tab ki unhone ulti maine Chhod diya unko or ek side hatta.. Ab honsh aaega unko.. Tabtak Chang aagaya ussne bike chalaai uncle ko bich Mein bithaaya Humne woh honsh Mein aarahe they but ahista - 2.. Main piche baitha or Chang nikala.. Ab uncle k munh par thandi thandi hawa lagi toh unki aankhein khulli..

Uncle-Beta?? Tumlog??

Main-Hi uncle..

Uncle-Kya hua?? Main Kahaan hun??

Main-Aap they Kahaan..

Uncle-Main toh transport Nagar Mein rent lene gaya tha unhone badtameezi ki or fir kuch Yaad Nahi hai mujhe..

Main-Arrey behonsh hogaye they aap wahaan Khaana kam kardiya hai kya? Chakkar khaake girr paddey aap wohlog bhi darr gaye unhe laga unka naam hoga kuch hua toh issliye humare jaate he Pehle toh rent diya unhone pura kaa pura..kitana tha rent??

Uncle-Rent hogaya 8000 per shop 3 shops hain toh 24000 per month 4 months kaa baaki tha toh hogaya..

Main-96000. Unhone 1 lakh 45 hajaar dediye 2 month extra bhi..

Uncle-Hain?? Sachmuch??

Main-Ji bahot darr gaye they wohlog.. Police case hoga unhe laga..

Uncle-Pata nahi kya hua chakkar toh abhi bhi aarahe hain..

Main-Dawaai wagairaah liya karo uncle time se..

Ab acha hua uncle ko kuch Yaad Nahi tha. Yaad hota toh koi different story sunaani padti jo taiyaari thi obviously mere pass.. Koi issue nahi tha police case hoga nahi unmein se 1-2 ko abhi honsh aaega woh apne boss ko call karenge wohlog aaenge and bus baat dabb jaayegi.. Thats it.. Humaara koi link millega nahi wahaan or agar milla bhi uncle k through toh hum takk kaise pohanchenge bhalla.. Or pohanch bhi gaye toh same haalat unki hogi.. Because i dont give a fuck..

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Update-152(It Keeps Getting Worse)


Humlog uncle ko leke ghar pohancney maine Chang ko ishare se woh paison waala bag andar lejaane ko or woh 1 lakh 45 hajaar nikaal k laane ko bola or main Uncle ko leke unke ghar Mein aaya gate khulla tha Aunty hall Mein he baithi thi Ami bhi wahin thi.. Humein dekh turant humare pass aai.. Maine uncle ko baithaaya wahaan.

Aunty-Kya hua beta??

Maine unhe same Kahaani sunaai jo uncle ko sunaai thi..

Aunty-Maantey nahi ho bilkul bhi meri.. Dawaai time se lena ab warna mujhse bura koi nahi hoga.. Ankit nahi hota toh pata nahi kya hojaata.. Beta Bhagwaan ki tarah aae ho tum humari jindagi Mein..

Main-Arrey aisa kuch nahi hai Aunty aapne itani help ki hai humaari itana toh kar he shaktey hain humlog aapke liye..

Iss bich Chang paise le aaya..

Main-Ye aunty rent or 2 months kaa advance..

Aunty-Yahaan rakh do beta..

Main-Or Haan Uncle aage se wahaan se rent lene khud matt Jaana itana durr akele suit nahi karta aapko.. Unhone kahaa hai ghar he pohanchwaadenge..

Aunty-Ye bhi acha he hai.. Ek baat toh achi hui wohlog darr gaye..

Main-Khaana khaake Dawaai leke so Jaao uncle Ji..

Uncle-Haan beta.. Thankyou so much...

Main-Arrey ab aap sharminda kar rahe ho.. Rest lijiye.. Koi help caahiye ho toh call me..

Uncle-Ji beta..

Main-Chalo good night..

Ye bol Main Chang or Ami apne ghar aae toh Saamne sofa par Chang ne 500-500 ki gaddiyaan failaa rakhi thi..

Ami-What the fuck..

Chang-Sorry count kar raha tha..

Main-Aise kon count karta haibe..

Chang-My bad.. Total 38 laakh kuch bache hain boss ye.. 40 lakh they..

Ami-Ye hain kya?? Itane paise??

Humne bataaya usko ki kya hua tha..

Ami-What the fuck.. Tumlog he lelo saara action main baithi reh jaati hun..

Main-Haan..

Ami-Chalo ab main shopping kar shakti hun.. Great..

Main-Shut up.. Abhi ye paisa bahaar nahi nikaalna hai..

Ami-Koi naa kuch din Baad karlenge.

Main-Chupaa dey be isko Chang.. Or so Jaao..

Main apne room Mein aaya.. Ye sab mera picha nahi chhodega bhenchod fuck this shit.. I mean you can't make this shit up itani bakchodi movies Mein Nahi hoti bhenchod..

Ye sab sochte hue main so gaya..Subah time se utha fresh hua nahaa dhoke ready hua naasta kiya tabtak Mukesh or Vikash aagaye..

Mukesh-Morning bhai..

Main-Morning bacha party..

Humlog college pohanchey toh aaj gate par protest chaalu ho raha tha students ikatha horahe they..

Mukesh-Ye bhenchod kab aagaya..

Vikash-Parson aaya tha kuch derr k liye kal bhi dekha tha maine toh isko.

Main-Kon??

Mukesh-Ye Akshay Sharma.. Yaad hai bataaya tha maine Pehle president tha ye..

Main-Gaya Kahaan tha ye??

Mukesh-Accident hogaya tha iska hospital Mein tha 15-16 din se.. Saala Marr Jaata toh acha hota ab fir aisi taisi karega sabki.. Dekhlo aatey he Protest jaruri hai or kuch nahi karega..

Main-Karne dey be..

Mukesh-Arrey aap nahi jaante bhai isko bahot chutiya hai ye.

Main-Chalo chalo..

Humlog andar aae wahaan se main seedha staff room Mein aaya toh aaj sab teachers wahin baithey they bhenchod or not gonna lie unmein se keval ek yaa 2 bandey aise hain jo theek hain Baaki sab bakchod hain bhenchod maha bakchod ek woh lawdi Nishta madam bhenchod pura din uski line maarni khatam nahi hoti usase durr rehta hun main ek or hai uske sath Parul karke woh bhi bc same line maarti rehti pure din.. Inke aas pass bhi nahi jaata main.. Fuck these dumb bitches.

Main sign karke turant bahaar nikala wahaan se or Neha mam ko call kiya..

Main-Haanji madam Kahaan ho??

Neha-Uppar..

Main-Uppar kya hai??

Neha-Niche kya hai?? Classes toh lagengi nahi aaj or ghar Jaa nahi shaktey toh time pass karna he padega..

Main-Class kyun nahi lagengi?

Neha-Woh dekha nahi gate k Uppar??

Main-Oh.. Protest??

Neha-Kaaeka protest politics hain sab.. Students kaa future bigaad rahe hain apni publicity k liye..

Main-Nice..

Neha-Main kuch students k sath hun doubts wagairaah karwaa rahi hun clear..

Main-Good idea same karta hun main..

Neha-Mere pass he aajaao sabke sath lelenge doubts..

Main - Sure konse room Mein Ho??

Neha-238..

Call disconnected..

Main Uppar Jaane laga toh Raastey Mein Mukesh or Vikash khaddey mobile Mein bakchodi pail rahe they..

Main-Kya be..?

Muke-Wassup bhai..

Main-Aao class Mein baithenge..

Muke-Less go..

Main un dono k sath Uppar aaya toh wahaan kuch ladkiyaan khaddi thi Ye jagat ki friends hain inmein se kuch ko Jaan gaya tha main rojj bakchodi pelti thi ye.

Ladki-Good morning sir.. Kaise hain aap??

Main-Good..

Ladki-Aaj bade clean lag rahe ho sir..

Main-Yeah i know..

Inko I guess jagat ne bataaya nahi tha issi liye daily bakchodi kar leti thi ye.. Unko ignore maarke aage room Mein aaya Jahaan Neha mam baithi thi or kuch students bhi mojjud they.. Woh ladkiyaan bhi mere sath he aagayi andar..

Main-Wassup guys..

Main bhi baitha wahaan ek bench par 15-20 students hogaye they wahaan.. Doubt session chaalu hua jo lamba chala like 40-50 minutes takk doubts liye sabke.. And then thoda gap liya baatein karne lage humlog.. Tab Mukesh kaa phone baja ussne bahaar jaake baat ki and waapis andar aaya..

Mukesh-Bahaar kand ho gaya bhaiya..

Main-Kya??

Muke-Mere papa kaa phone tha bahaar students k sath sath local log bhi involve hogaye hain bahot Saare or mujhe kaha ki abhi mouka mille toh nikal Jaao college se almost sab teachers ko nikaal chukein hain wohlog..Gundagardi chal rahi hai bahaar todd fodd horahi hai.. Sadak takk Jam hogayi hai..

Neha-Oh god.. What the hell itana jaldi..

Main-Let's go then.. Nikal letey hain..

Ab Main room se bahaar nikala he tha ki mujhe dikha Saamne Jagat or uske 4 sathi bhaagte hue humaari taraf aae..

Jagat-Sir.. Sir.. Bachaalijyo..

Main-Kya hua??

Jagat-Idhar he aarahe hain wohlog.. College ka toh koi hai he nahi.. Dandey rod liye aarahe hain Sir mereko maarenge sir bahot jyaada mereko kya sabko maarenge .. Please sir..

Main-Tumhe dekha toh nahi unhone??

Jagat-Nahi Sir but harr ek room ko check kartey hue aarahe hain.

Main-Tumlog andar ghusso.. Tumlog bhi Mukesh andar Jaa Neha mam aap bhi baitho..

Neha-Orr aap??

Main-Main dekhlunga..

Neha-What do you mean dekhloge?? It's dangerous out there Ankit..

Main-Don't worry.. Main samjhaadunga unhe..Bus tumlog shorr matt karna..

Ye bolke maine gate ko kundi lagaa di bahaar se. Idhar khidki koi thi nahi toh andar se mujhe nahi dekh shaktey they students and Neha wagairaah so I was chilling.. Main thoda aage ki taraf jaake khadda hogaya hall Mein uss room se durr.. I know main unka chutiya kaat shakta tha baaton se easily but agar woh Jagat or ladkiyon ko dekhletey toh maamla biggad jaata.. Protest ki aad Mein yahi sab karna hota hai unko..

Main 10 minute takk khadda raha wahaan se bahaar kaa dekh shakta tha main sadak bandh thi aas pass ki dukaanein bhi.. Dhuaan uth raha tha black koi vehicle jalaya hoga.. College k ground and lawn Mein toh koi nahi dikh raha tha.. Tab Uppar aaye 3 Bandey hath Mein hockey liye..

"Arrey idhar koi hai".. Deepak bhai idhar aao..

Ye bol Woh teeno meri taraf aae..
Teen?? Maadarchod inko toh fodd k bhi nikaal lunga sabko bahaar.. Lekin meri planning tab chud gayi jab unke piche piche 5 bandey or Uppar aae..

OH fuck Not Again..

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Update-153(I Did It Again)



Ab woh hogaye total 8 woh meri taraf aane lage. Unmein se mostly khaali hath he they bus 4 k pass dandey they un 8 Mein se..

Woh sablog meri taraf aae..

"Deepak Bhai ye dekho..

Ye sun ek banda aage aaya ye tha unka leader i guess Deepak.. Woh mere pass aaya..

Deepak - Kya kar raha haibe?? Pata nahi college bandh hai..

Main-Sorry bhai Jaa nahi paaya darr gaya tha..

Deepak - konse group kaa hai tu??

Main-Main toh teacher hun bhai..

Deepak - OH. Acha.. Isko chhodo be teachers ko Jaane do. Orr koi hai Yahaan??

Main-nahi bhai akela hun main..

Deepak - Achaa. Bhaag Jaao master ji firr toh.. Tumlog khaddey kya ho be kamre check karo..

Main-Arrey kya karoge kamre dekh k.. Koi nahi hai..

Deepak-Master chutiya naa banao Jagat idhar he aaya hai or idhar he hai tumhe baksh raha hun nikal lo.. Warna dekh rahe ho ye?? Hockey gand Mein daalke niche faink dunga...

Ussne apni hockey meri chest Mein point kartey hue kaha.

Main-Ek second tumlog college k ho kya??

Deepak-Naa.. Students dikh rahe hain tujhe hum?? Bhosdk..

Main-Sab k sab outsiders??

Deepak - Haao..ab jaata hai ya dun?

Main-Well I am really sorry for you then.

Maine jhatke se uske hath se hockey cheeni or woh banda react kar paata usase Pehle di uski naak k Uppar woh piche ko hatta tab mujhe milla time maine hockey di usko puri ghumaake naak or munh k bichon bich woh girra niche ab uske sathi failey hue they alag alag rooms ki taraf toh mere liye easy tha.wohlog aae meri taraf or Main bhaaga aage waalon ki taraf bhaagtey hue ek ki hockey se bacha main or jump maarke uske piche waale ko maara apna ghutna uske munh k Uppar woh girra niche or main uske Uppar girra khadda hua or ghumtey he piche waale ko di hockey taangon par woh bhi girra niche or niche girrtey he Maine di hockey uski chaati Mein saale kaa Saara interior gaya hoga woh wahin late gaya ab jisko ghutna maara tha woh uthne laga tha toh maine muddtey he di hockey uske kaan k Uppar Jo bhayanak lagi or woh deewar se takraaya and wahin late gaya ab piche se bandey aagaye they wohlog lage mujhe maarne toh main bachtey hue seedhiyon Mein aaya or aatey he jo aage tha uski taang mein fansaake hockey khinch lee woh girra or seedhiyon parr ludakta hua Jaane laga niche.. Ab Uppar 2 bache ek piche hatt gaya or ek aage jhapta main bacha usase or usko ek hath se dhakka diya piche or waapis Uppar chaddha and jump maarke di hockey uske sirr k bichon bich uski hockey chutti hath se or woh wahin girr padda.. Dusare k pass hockey nahi thi toh woh aage badhke jukha or dusare ki hockey uthane laga Waah bhenchod main toh waise he khadda hun idhar.. Jaise he jukha maine di laat uske munh k Uppar woh girra piche jaake or girrtey he di maine hockey uski taang k Uppar woh chilaaya bechara tab agla waar hua uske munh k Uppar ekdum perfectly uske munh k Uppar daant andar ko chale gaye honge maadarchod k woh wahin behosh hogaya.. Ab Uppar bache 2 bandey or woh dono he uss Deepak ko sambhalne Mein busy they inshort fattu they.. Tab mujhe seedhiyon se aai awaaj..

"Uppar hai ek maadarchod mujhe faink diya niche.."

"Chal Chal"..

Main seedhiyon se ek side chuppa or wohlog aae bhaagtey hue maine 2 ko toh Uppar aane diye uske Baad nikala or piche waalon k Uppar ghumaai hockey wohlog 2 they ek sath or timing aisi set hui ki dono k he thobdey par lagi hockey ek toh waapis gaya seedhiyon se girrta hua or dusare ko kam lagi woh thoda piche hatta tab di maine kick usko jump maarke dono pair uski chaati Mein jadd diye woh seedhiyon Mein uchallta hua piche deewar se takraaya.. Ab jo 2 Uppar aachuke they woh doudey meri taraf ek k pass danda tha normal saa danda chaddi he lagaalo ussne woh maara mujhe maine roukka nahi kyunki lagna toh tha nahi or maine woh time utilize kiya apni hockey Mein or di uske pait Mein uski dandi lagi mujhe or meri hockey lagi usse woh bhenchod piche ko jaake girra.. Ab uske dusare sathi k pass kuch bhi nahi tha toh woh bhaaga dussri side Jahaan Deepak padda tha.. Jaane do baadmein dekhunga fattu logon ko.. Ab jisko pait Mein maara tha woh apna pait pakkad k utha balcony ki deewar kaa sahaara leke tab di maine khaddey khaddey he laat uske munh k Uppar woh bhenchod railing k Uppar se he gaya niche.. Jyaada unchaai nahi thi or niche ghaas he tha toh hath pair he tuttenge... Ye Pehle kyun nahi dekha bc maine.. Ab aao maadarchod.. Niche se aae 4 bandey or 1 toh abhi abhi seedhiyon se uddta hua gaya tha wahi tha.. Maine Uppar aane he naa diya maadarchod log ko main seedhiyon Mein he aagaya kyunki seedhiyon Mein jagah kam thi jisase wohlog ek sath nahi attack kar shaktey they.. Issliye main unki taraf gaya or jo sabse aage tha usko di Uppar se munh par laat woh bechaara fir ludakta hua niche gaya.. Or aage waala aaya meri taraf hockey maari ussne mujhe maine apni hockey se roukki or badle Mein di ek laat uske munh par.. Main Uppar tha seedhiyon Mein or wohlog niche jo ek or plus point tha kyunki meri laatein ekdum on point lag rahi thi bhenchod.. Laat usko lagi woh bechaara piche ko gaya or apne piche waale ko bhi legaya niche girrtey hue.. Ab bacha ek usske pass ek Mota danda tha ussne maarna caaha meri taangon Mein toh main kuddke waapis seedhiyon se Uppar hall Mein aaya or woh Uppar aaya mere piche toh maine hockey maari faink k usske munh par ussne hath se roukki jarur but woh keval distraction thi uss hockey k piche piche main aagaya tha maine diya uske munh par punch or agle he pall jhatke se uska danda cheena or bhenchod ghumm k diya uss maadarchod ki ribs Mein Woh gand faad chilaaya or apne ghutano par girr padda abki baar maara danda maine uski pith Mein Woh sapaat lait gaya niche.. Ye milla dhangkaa hathyaar hockey bc Light thi.. Ab woh niche waale aane lage Uppar or mujhe dekh wahin rukk gayee samjh gaye they woh ki seedhiyon Mein fir maarunga unko..

Main-Aao be aao darr kya rahe ho lo piche hatt gaya main..

Ye bol main ultey paon kuch kadam piche hatta jo unhone Maan liya or Uppar aane lage..

Main-Just kidding..

Ye bol main waapis bhaaga unki taraf.. Height kaa advantage liya or Pehle waale ko diya munh k Uppar woh danda abki baar permanently gaya niche woh or Baaki 2 Uppar aagaye lekin Uppar aake Lund kuch karliya ek toh nihatha tha or wahi banda aage tha mere ab maadarchod piche ko bhaage jisase uska sathi bhi confuse hogaya or maine diya uske pith par he woh Danda woh apne sathi k pairon Mein girra jisase mujhe milla mouka or piche waale ko diya woh danda chaati Mein Woh piche deewar se satt gaya ab niche waale ko laat maari maine lawde k Uppar woh lawda pakkad chilaane laga or piche waala dandey se recover ho paata usase Pehle ek or diya maine abki baar uske lawde par saale ki Goti munh Mein aagayi hongi.. Woh apne ghutano par girra tab di maine laat uske munh k Uppar uska sirr piche deewar se takraaya or power itani thi ki fatt gaya hoga uska sirr.. Ab maine woh niche waale ki baari thi usko paddey-2 ko pail diya maine tab 2 bandey or aae Uppar jisme se ek tha Akshay Sharma.. Woh mujhe maarta dekh wahi rukk gaya banda hatta katta tha kaafi.. Woh Uppar aaya apne attitude Mein..

Akshay-Kya horaha hai Yahaan??

Tab dikha usse woh hallway karhaatey hue logon se bharra hua uski aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi.

Akshay-Yu. E. Eye ye.. Tune kiya hai??

Maine aage toh bolne he nahi diya maadarchod ko woh danda maara uske pait Mein Woh girra ulti kartey hue apne ghutano par ye dekh uska sathi bhaaga niche ki taraf but maine maara danda faink k uski pith Mein woh munh k ball girra seedhiyon Mein or main gaya uske piche piche Pehle toh danda uthaya or jaise he uske pass pohancha usko niche paddey ko he maara danda maine kulhe k Uppar saale kaa dhaancha hill gaya, pura vibrate hogaya chilaatey hue woh or agla diya uski knee k Uppar bus khel khatam woh rone laga chilaatey hue bhenchod.. Main waapis Uppar aaya toh Woh Akshay deewar kaa sahaara leke thook raha tha tha.. Main piche se aaya or maara danda uske pichwaade k Uppar full power se woh munh k ball girra niche or girrtey he ek danda diya uske ghutne k Uppar woh chilaatey hue utha..

Main-Ab rukk bhaagna matt..

Ye bol main gaya aage ki taraf Jahaan woh 3 bakchod baithe they.. Mujhe apni taraf Aata dekh unhone hath khadddey kardiye.. Maadarchod surrender kar rahe hain bolo..

Main gaya aage or jaate he unko toh bolne takk na diya Pehle ko maara danda uske ribs Mein Woh chilaatey hue wahin girr padda or dusara hatta piche toh maine di laat usko woh girra niche teesra aaya mujhe maarne.. Punch uthaya maarne k liye ussne toh maine danda uske punch par he Maar diya woh gand faad chilaaya.. Ab main Neha waale room k close tha toh unhe sunaai degaya or andar se Neha ki awaaj aai..

Neha-Kya horaha hai bahaar?? Ankit are you all right??

Main-Oh main theek hun yelog aapis Mein he Ladd rahe hain..

Last banda mere Saamne railing kaa sahara leke khadda hua or maine usko maari SPARTAAAA waali kick woh railing k Uppar se gaya niche.. Nice.. That was sick..

Maine woh hallway dekha suru se end takk log paddey they.. Main waapis uss Akshay k pass aaya.. Woh baitha tha deewar kaa sahara leke..

"Or Nahi Please Main toh bus dekhne aaya tha"..

Main-Orr nahi maarunga be.. Student hai tu bach gaya Listen to me here i got only 1 wish i want to ask you.. Keep This Politics out of the college please I am tired of beating people like you I don't have time.. Agar meri khopdi khiski toh bahot jyaada maarunga i promise..

Akshay-You are an Animal..

Main-Oh No I am a Monster..

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Update-154(EXPOSED!!!!!!!)


Un sab ko dhone k Baad main waapis room k pass aaya Uska gate khola.. Toh sablog bahaar nikale..

Neha-Tum theek toh ho??

Main-Oh yeah i am perfectly fine.. Yahan kuch or bandey aaye they maybe Jagat tere sathi they aapas Mein Ladd liye yelog..

Jagat ki aankh or gand dono fatt gayi kyunki unko maalum tha ye maine he kiya hai..

Jagat-Gh. Hmahaan.. Maine call kiya tha shayad.. Aa gaye honge..

Main-Perfect then.. Lets go..

Humlog nikale wahaan se.. College k andar shayad yelog he they Baaki bahaar lage hue they issliye sablog ne parking se apne apne vehicles nikaale Orr back gate se bahaar nikalne lage.. Mukesh ne bike nikaali or Humlog nikale uspar..

Mukesh-Bhai ho kya aap?? What the hell? Aisa toh movies Mein Bhi nahi hota..

Main-I'm just built different.

Vikash-Itana different?? Itane Saare Bandon ko akela fodd diya.. How is this even possible..?

Mukesh-Bhai aap Mein super powers toh nahi haina??

Main-Haina I am smart and they were not..

Mukesh-Oh my god.. That was crazy.. What the hell..

Vikash-Bhai thoda bahot he sikhaa do please..

Main-Main keval physics sikha shakta hun that's it. Roukk be mera ghar aagaya aage kidhar jaayega..

Vikash-Oh sorry bhai..

Bike rukki main uttara.

Main-Bye guys..

Ye bolke main andar aaya toh Ami TV dekh rahi thi or Chang andar tha woh bhi bahaar aaya..

Chang-Oh god aaj fir fight hui??

Maine usko ghurra..

Chang-I mean obvious hai kapdey kharaab hain hath par kharonch hain..

Main-Yeah.. You are getting smart..

Chang-Kya hua??

Maine unko bataaya..

Ami-Nice. Apni life issi Mein reh jaayegi boss..

Main-True.. How is this even happening.. Mujhe laga tha Roorkee bahot he shant sehar hai...

Chang-India Mein Filhaal kuch shant nahi hai..

Main-True.. Bc harr jagah ki lagi paddi hai..

Maine nahaake kapdey change kiye and fir movies dekhne laga dinner takk movies he dekhi.. Dinner aaya Dinner finish kiya he tha ki mera phone baja jo unknown number se tha..

Main-Hello..

Saamne se ek aadmi ki awaaj aai..

Aadmi-Raman bol raha hun.. Ankit ji se baat horahi hai??

Main-Kon Raman??

Aadmi - Manoj Gupta ji kaa PA..

Main-Kon Manoj Gupta??

Raman-Hello??

Main-Haan Kon Manoj??

Raman-Arrey bhai Neta ji. Neta ji ko nahi jaantey Home and Education Minister Uttarakhand.. Tum Sahi Ankit he bol rahe ho naa?? Laxmi college waale??

Main-Oh Manoj Gupta aise bolo naa mujhe Manoj Garuda sunaai diya Arrey bhaiya Neta ji ko kaise nahi jaanenge bhalla..

Actually mujhe lawda nahi pata tha maadarchod kon hai ye lekin Cabinet minister hai toh respect jaruri hai bhenchod..

Raman-Haan Neta ji millna caah rahe they aapse.. Kal aajaaiye Kothi par Subah 9 baje..

Main-Naa Subah college Jaana hota hai bhai mereko..

Raman-Kal college bandh hai bhai..

Main-Kyun??

Raman-Arrey aaj itana sab hua thoda time toh lagega..

Main-Oh oh.. Ji fir aajaunga kal.. Address bhejdijiye aap..

Raman-Ji..

Call disconnected..

Main-What the fuck.. Isko kya caahiye ab..

Ami-Kon??

Maine bataaya unko..

Chang-What the fuck.. Itana popular bhi nahi hona tha boss..

Main-True..

Ami-Ab.??nikal lein?? Paise bahot hain or kahin settle hojaaenge..

Main-Lol true.. Lekin kuch hoga tab nikal lenge abhi jaankaari toh lelein kya chakkar hai or kya guarantee hai Jahaan set honge wahaan ye sab nahi hoga..

Chang--Main chalunga sath.. Bahaar kahin rukk jaaunga..

Ami-Main kya karun??

Main-Tu samaan pack karle kuch hua toh gayab bhi hona hai..

Ami-Lol..

What the fuck just happened.. Maine Uss bandey ko Google kiya Manoj Gupta toh actually ye bahot badi film thi Uttarakhand Mein like kaafi badi film Uttarakhand Mein CM k barabar tha ye or ruling party kaa sabse bada leader.. Rowdy banda hai Uttarakhand k bade bade log darrtey hain isase.. Or news wagairaah padh k jitana gather hua usase ye saaf tha ki ye genuine achaa banda hai ache kaam karta hai.. Or yaa fir bahot jyaada acha hai apne kand chipaane mein..but maine Pehli possibility maani ki ye sachmein acha banda hai.. Par mujhse kya kaam hogaya isko or mujhe kaise Jaan gaya ye or mera number fir Kahaan se milla?? Ye sab questions k sath so gaya main.. Subah utha college off tha uska message late night aaya tha mere pass khair Subah utha fresh hua nahaake nasta kiya Chang bhi ready tha.. Humlog nikale uss address par jo mujhe message Mein aaya tha.. Aage chownk se auto liya address ekdum high class area kaa tha ye bade bade bungalows they lekin usme sabse alag thi aage chalke ek Kothi ekdum neat bc kaafi mast bani thi..

Chang bahaar rukkA main gate par aaya jahan police and guards they bahot Saare.. Maine apna naam bataaya mujhe rukkane kaa bola gaya and then andar se ek banda aaya 40-45 age rahi hogi safari kapdey pehne they ussne aankhon par chasma tha..

"Aaiye Aaiye Ankit ji" main Raman kal maine he call kiya tha..

Main-Namastey..

Raman-Ji parnaam.. Aaiye..

Main uske piche piche garden se hota hua andar aaya toh bc andar bhi ekdum full mahool set tha.. Ye bade bade sofas chaaron taraf lights and all.. Wahaan Saamne hall Mein Kuch log baithey they jisme se ek tha Manoj Gupta kal google par photo dekhi thi toh pehchaan gaya main usko.. Uske sath 3 bandey or they ek IPs officer tha and Baaki no idea.

Raman-Sir Ankit ji..

Ye sun ussne Uppar mujhe dekha or dekh k ek baar ko ghurra mujhe..

Manoj-SP sahaab aaplog samjh gaye honge?? Ab jaa shaktey ho aaplog..

Ye sun woh log uthey or salute maarke nikal gaye.. Ab wahaan bache main woh PA and Manoj.. Woh utha mujhse hath millaaya, mujhe ghurrtey hue ..

Manoj-Aaiye Ankit Ji baithiye.. Maafi caahunga yun achaanak bulaane k liye..

Main-Ji koi Baat nahi.. Boliye kya sewa kar shakta hun main aapki??

Ye sun woh rukka or apne PA ko ishaara kiya bahaar Jaane k liye..

Ab wahaan hall Mein bache main or Manoj..

Manoj - Tum AP ho? HAINA??? juth Matt bolna ye chehra or ye awaaj naa naa dhoka nahi khaa shakta main.. 100% Tum AP ho haina??

Ye sun laga mujhe shock.. Main jhat se khadda hogaya..

Main-Kya kon??

Manoj-Oh mujhse majaak nahi AP sahaab I am 100% sure ye tum he ho.. Bahot dekha or Suna hai tumhe.. Cehre se laga tha mujhe fir laga no way ye kaise possible hai then Tumhaari awaaj ne sab clear Kardiya..

Main-Fuck..

Manoj-Iska matlab tum he ho.. Arrey Arrey Arrey.. Kamaal Kamaal..

Ye bol woh forcefully mujhse Galle milla..

Manoj-Kamaal he hogaya.. AP khud meri state Mein Meri district Mein even mere Saamne Waah..

Main-Yeah ab AP kuch nahi hai I am just a normal guy..

Manoj-Sherr ko uski family se alag kardiya jaaye uska matlab ye nahi hota ki woh kamjor hogaya hai AP sahaab..

Main-No AP only Ankit please..

Manoj-My bad.. Lekin ye sab kaise?? Or Haan don't worry mera koi intention nahi hai aapki pehchaan kharaab karne ka.. Your secret is safe with me..

Main-Well you know they kicked me out so I had to do something then main Yahaan aaya and kaise naa kaise karke Yahaan job par lag gaya ab students ko padhaata hun..

Manoj-Roorkee dhanya hogayi tumhaare aane se.. Gajab he hogaya mujhe toh yakeen he nahi horaha abhi takk.. Main Surendra k time se follow kar raha hun tumhe Surendra jo tha uska humare CM sahaab k sath koi issue tha toh uske Jaane se hum tumse jyaada khuss hue they.. Mere alaawa kissi ne nahi pehchaana tumhe??

Main-Yep..

Manoj-Ye kaise possible hai bhalla. Well dekha jaae toh khudko ache se disguise kiya hai tumne or bhalla kon sochega AP khud unke Saamne hai..

Main-Kind of.. Ab aap boliye kya sewa karun??

Manoj-Sewa?? Sewa toh bahot karni hai tumhe.. Actually maine tumhe Yahaan kyun bulaaya tha pata hai?? Actually kal jo bandey aapne pittey woh mere log they..

Ye sun maine ghurra usko..

Manoj-Naa naa.. I know kya soch rahe ho tum ki main bura aadmi hun naa naa actually puri story suniye kal ka pura protest staged tha hypothetically speaking maanlo Maine karwaya tha uske 3 main reason they 1st College or uske aas pass waali dukaaein, godowns ko chaan maarna I mean search karna.. 2nd Jagat ko iske bich iss tarah se torture karna ki woh bus ek dushmani Mein ki gayi harkat lage.. 3rd Jagat k piche jo hai college Mein uska pata lagaana..

Main-Ye sab kyun??

Manoj-Ye sab issliye ki College illegal activities kaa adda ban raha hai drugs toh dhadalle se chal rahe hain uss area Mein 3 college hain ek tumhara ek medical college and ek female college toh best spot hai woh aisi activities k liye.. Or police kuch nahi kar paa rahi pata nahi kya he jaal chal raha hai iske piche kon hai kaise hai kuch nahi pata. Police k andar uske kaafi sources hain toh police ki help bekaar thi issliye ye sab karwaaya tha maine taaki kuch information mille or kuch ho toh bhi naam protesters kaa aae.. Or Humein laga tha wahaan kahin naa kahin kuch naa kuch toh millega he..

Main-Good plan..

Manoj-But humare plan ko tumne khatam kardiya.. Main soch raha tha ki aisa kon aagaya ki sab ko akele he fod diya tab Akshay ne bataaya ki tum teacher ho wahaan or college Mein president se Uppar ho Filhaal maine Yahaan bulaaya issi liye tha tumhe ki help maang lunga samjhaake as students sunte hain Tumhaari lekin Yahaan aake toh scene he badal gaya..

Main-Ab??

Manoj-Ab aapko humari madad karni hai choti c..

Main-Kya??

Manoj-Jyaada kuch nahi wahi sab karna hai jo Haryana Mein kartey they.. Clean Uttarakhand..

Main-Oh Fuck No... Fuck fuck fuck no.. No way in fucking hell..

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Update-155(I Am In..... Again)



Main-Oh hell no main koi help nahi karne waala fuck no fuck no fuck no.. Pehle help karke abhi takk pachta raha hun or nahi..

Manoj-tum sachmuch AP he he ho naa?? AP kabse logon ki help karne se piche hattne laga..

Main - Fuck helping people.. They suck.. Bhenchod itani help ki, badle Mein Kya milla?? Pichwaade par laat..

Manoj-But Yahaan badle Mein millega aapko..

Main-Kya??

Manoj-Jo aapko caahiye woh..

Main-Mujhe kuch nahi caahiye bus shanti se jeene do..

Manoj-Bus ye caahiye toh dedunga.. Tumhe jaise karna hai jab karna hai jo karna hai woh karo.. Koi kuch nahi kahega tumhe. Or badle Mein tumhaara secret ek secret he rahega..

Main-Ye toh dhamki hogayi...

Manoj-Dhamki he lagaalo..

Main-Yaad haina court ne kya order diya tha mujhe?? Koi bhi violent crime Mein involve hua toh meri aisi taisi kardenge woh..

Manoj-Acha toh kal jo mere ladkon ko peeta woh violent nahi tha??

Main-Woh toh self defense tha..

Manoj-Bus toh fir itana toh jaanta hun tumhe main self defense k Naam par tum aadhe bharat kaa kachra saaf kar shaktey ho.. Bolo galat hun kya main??

Main-Nope..

Manoj-Come on AP I know aise nahi reh shaktey tum teacher banke?? Come on tumhara mann Maan jaata hai ye sab k liye?? I know you love to fight crime and you want to.. I promise tumhe kuch nahi hone dunga..

Main-Agar hua toh??

Manoj-Fir tum kuch bhi karna mere sath..

Main-Dekhlo mera " kuch bhi" bahot bura hota hai..

Manoj-Mujhe koi issue nahi hai AP main ek simple saa aadmi hun jo apne logon ko safe rakhna chaahta hai I don't want anything else agar kahin bhi lage maine tumhe thoda saa bhi dhoka diya hai you can do whatever you want.. And also you can do anything you want..

Main-OK i am in.. Also ye conversation mere mobile Mein recorded hai and abtak backup mere cloud mein chala gaya hoga so don't double cross me kyunki video full HD Mein Hai.

Manoj-I won't.. Then we have a deal??

Main-Yes..

Manoj-So kya caahiye tumhe?

Main-Bus time keval time tumse yahi caahiye mujhe or apna munh bandh rakhna.. Tumhaari biwi ko bhi nahi bataana ye sab..

Manoj-Too bad meri biwi toh swarg sidhaar gayi AP..

Main-OK i mean kissi ko bhi nahi.. Or no AP keval Ankit..

Manoj-Or Haan College Mein Koi dikkat naa hogi tumhe Akshay mera banda hai usko main boldunga ki tum mere Khaas ho or koi dikkat naa aae..

Main-Woh bhaddi shakal kaa Maar khaaega sabse Pehle toh..

Manoj-Aisa matt karna mere Relation Mein Hai woh.. Ye mera personal number hai koi help caahiye ho choti yaa badi call me main arrange karwaaunga... I pray to you please help us..Coincidence dekh rahe ho?? Bhagwaan ne khud bheja hai tumhe humari help k liye..

Main-Oh believe me Bhagwaan hai he nahi hota toh main Yahaan nahi hota.. Thanks have a good day..

Ye bol main wapis mudda wahan se.. Mujhe hansi aarahi thi bhenchod no way ye sab horaha hai mere sath.. What are the fucking chances bhenchod.. Fuck.. Lekin you know what I am happy its ok koi naa.. Waise bhi aaj nahi toh kal aisa kuch hona he tha main khud he involve hojaata lekin ab mere pass Uttarakhand k sabse powerful aadmi kaa support tha toh ye sab easy hojaaega..

Or sabse important baat mera mind occupied rahega or frustration nikaalne ko koi naa koi millta rahega.. This is great..

Lund kaa great maadarchod.. Abhi takk samjha nahi tu logon ki madad karne kaa nateeja kya hota hai?? Lawde.. Maadarchod.. Chutiya he rahega..

Abe practically dekh ye toh hona he tha.. But ab humare chances high hain.. Or sabse main baat humare pass ek powerful banda hai jiski help se main un logon ki gand maarunga jinhone mujhe Yahaan bheja samjh bhosdk aise he Haan nahi boli andar maine sab socha hai fir kiya hai.. Cbi, judge lawyer sab ki Maa chod dunga ab..

Really?? Oh hell yeah fir I am in.. Main ready hun.

"Kahaan?? Mujhe bhull gaye they kya".

Main khudse baat karne Mein itana busy tha ki Chang k pass se nikal gaya..

Main-Sorry..

Chang - Kya hua??

Main-Maanega nahi tu..

Maine bataaya usko sab..

Chang-Fuck this shit.. Boss apan jaaraha hai Himalayas par Dhyaan lagaane..i am done with this shit.. Meri life puri hochuki hai.. Bus or nahi seh shakta ye chindi chorr logon ko main.. Inko maarne kaa he reh gaya main.. Fuck..

Mujhe Chang par hansi aagayi..

Main-Aaja aaja.. Koi naa..

Chang--Nice boss.. Kya kishmat hai.. Fuck... I mean fuck..

Auto rukkawaaya Humne or usme baith Ghar aaye Ami ko sab bataaya Same usse bhi vishwas nahi hua usse laga hum majaak kar rahe hain ussne samaan pack kar rakha tha nikalne k liye.. Fir maine usko recorded video dikhaai and bus woh bokhla gayi.. Usko shant karwaya.. Jo easy nahi tha..

Aaj kaa din nikala planning Mein maine Chang ko lagaaya kaam par Suruwaat karwaai woh shop se Jahaan kand kiya tha aakhir drugs wahaan bahot jyaada they.. Aaj kaa din nikala next day college open tha main as usual ready hoke Mukesh Vikash kaa wait kar raha tha bahaar khadda hoke ki Uncle ne awaaj deke bulaaya mujhe.. Aunty bhi wahin thi..

Main-Ji uncle..

Uncle-Kya uncle, pagal tu rojj aise college jaata hai acha lagta hai?

Main-Matlab??

Uncle - Aise bike par 3 - 3 baith kar.. Ajeeb nahi lagta..

Main-Kind of.. But main issue hai i hate driving jiska main reason hai I am too lazy to drive.

Aunty - Sun Lazy matt ban or impression bana college Mein yahi toh ummar hai.. Apni Gaadi lejaaya kar..

Main-Arrey naa naa aunty..its ok..

Aunty-Kya ok.. Itana sab kiya hai tune humare liye hum kya ye bhi nahi kar shaktey.. Or waise bhi ye Gaadi khaddi-2 sadd he rahi hai.. Toh tu use karle iski condition bhi sahi rahegi or teri help hojaaegi..

Main-Aunty main..

Uncle- Ye le chaabi.. Or naa bola toh main ghar khaali karwaalunga.. Simple as that.. Jaa Jaa Gaadi lejaa..

Ye bol uncle ne mere munh par gate bandh kardiya.. What the fuck log Kitana easily trust karletey hain sabko.. Lekin its good.. Uncle k pass Creta thi Sx shayad bahot he badhiya Gaadi hai cover nikaala toh dhool jami hui thi Gaadi par.. White color Mein or mast lag rahi thi bc.. 16-17 lakh ka hoga ye model.. But lit car hai overall.. Maine bahaar nikaali shed Mein se.. Tab Aaye Mukesh or Vikash..

Main-Oye idhar..

Mukesh-Nayi car leli bhai party?

Main-Haan sure.. Bike khaddi kardey idhar aajao let's go..

Unhone bike wahaan car ki jagah park ki and mere sath Gaadi Mein aaye..

Main-Wash karwaani hai car koi jagah bata pass Mein...

Mukesh-Ye Saamne left Mein.. Woh Saamne hai.

Hum shop par pohanchey jo abhi open he hui thi Gaadi khaddi ki..

Mukesh-Bhai ab Akshay se durr rehna hai aapko..

Main-Akshay?? Apna chela hai Akshay.. Woh toh kal bus dikhaane ko maardiye usko.. Uski aukaat nahi hai apne takk ki..

Mukesh-Hainn??

Main-Yep. Don't worry.. College apna he hai ab..

Car wash hui bc ekdum lit lag rahi thi humlog nikale college k liye.. College aae Parking Mein Gaye Gaadi park ki or wahaan se andar ki taraf aaye.. Staff room Mein aaya sign kiye and seedha class Mein gaya aaj late hogaya tha carwash ki wajah se toh seedha class Mein aaya.. Ab mere pass 2 kaam they college Mein karne ko ek padhaana and 2nd planning.. Iss drug game kaa sabse chota mohra tha Jagat or ussi se suru karna tha mujhe I know usse khud nahi pata tha woh kya kar raha hai pata hota usse toh pakkad leta main.. Usase kaam karwaya Jaa raha tha or koi issi college kaa banda karwa raha tha fir woh caahe teacher ho student ya fir peon..Or woh shaks tha iss game ka dusara mohra uske Baad or bhi milenge.. Ab bore nahi horaha tha main karne ko bahot kuch tha mere pass.. Mujhe Akshay se millna tha woh aaj college nahi aaya tha hospital Mein tha kal tak aajaaega no worries koi jaldbaaji nahi karni thi.. And sabse achi baat ye thi iss college Mein sasbe Uppar main tha Filhaal Saari powers yahin thi and sabko pata hai jab mere pass power hoti hai tab main kya karta hun..I hunt people.. Thats what I do that's what I love to do and that's what I am best at..

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Update-156(EXPLAINED)


Maine Ami Chang or Kevin ko bacha liya tha jo achi baat thi unhe kuch paperwork karna tha issliye main or Boe waapis Mere room Mein aae ab mujhe bhi Mehal se bahaar kardiya tha kyunki ab main mehmaan nahi tha or andar keval high ranking members yaa fir Mehmaan he reh shaktey hain.. Mujhe Mehal k piche ek ghar mill gaya tha jo bahot he acha tha.. Main mera bag leke Boe k sath wahaan aaya..

Boe-You like it??

Main-Yeah.. Its nice..

Uss time wahaan aae Doctor Niharika uske sath Ami Chang and Kevin.. Niharika ne aatey he mujhe Galle se lagaaya..

Niharika-Thankyou So much AP Thankyou..

Main-It's ok doc..

Niha-Nahi tum samjh nahi rahe AP tumne literally inki Jaan bachaai hai this is not a small thing AP..

Main-I know I know..

Kevin-Thanks bhai Thankyou so much..

Boe-Ab samjh rahe ho Kevin Tumhaara majaak Kitana mehnga padd jaata..

Kevin-I am so sorry Master I didn't know itana sab hojaaega.. It was crazy..

Boe-Yeah it was.. You guys almost died.. Listen. You guys know the drill. You guys work for AP know forever..

Main-Oh no no usko jarurat nahi hai master..

Boe-Oh jarurat hai AP trust me these are the rules that's how things work around here.. They'll be with you now forever..

Niharika-Yes.. I know for sure yelog tumhaare sath jyaada safe rahenge..

Main-Nice mujhe khudka he kuch nahi pata doc.. I am confused myself sab horaha hai but kuch samjh nahi aaraha..

Boe-Its ok AP tum new ho ahista - 2 sab samjh jaaoge.. Ab yelog hain ye bhi samjhaadenge tumhe. Koi dikkat ho toh Snow bhi hai.. Ok i'll leave you to it now meet me in the training ground sharp 5.30 am..

Ye bolke Boe wahaan se chala gaya..

Niharika-You guys pack your bags and shift here and listen to me closely AP keval Tumhaara boss nahi hai he is like a family member to me so do not do something stupid.. Specially you Kev..

Kevin-Understood di.

Woh teeno chale gaye wahaan se Niharika bachi keval mere pass kaafi derr takk mujhe thanks bolti rahi or mere dad ki baatein karti rahi woh.. Its good I was missing my family lekin Yahaan ek or family bana raha tha main but main issue ye tha ki still main Vertigo pills k Uppar chal raha tha.. Thats bad very bad..

Khair Chang Ami or Kevin Shyam ko aagaye mere pass apne bags wagairaah leke.. Tabtak main Boe ki di hui ek or kitaab padh raha tha.. "Reading A Warrior ".. Title tha book kaa..

Chang-Hey boss.. Thanks..

Main-It's ok guys..

Ami-No for real Thankyou very much..

Kevin-Yes.. We owe you bigtime and trust us hum usse chukaane ki puri koshish karenge till we die..

Main-Chill chill marrna maarna bandh karo..Its great ki main Tumhaari help kar paaya..

Ami-But boss can i ask you a question??

Main-Sure..

Ami-aap Raj Sir k betey ho??

Main-Yeah..

Ami-Oh its an honor to meet you.. Bahot suna hai Humne aapke dad k liye Mein. He was a legend here..

Chang - Yes.. He was a legend of his own.. And also sorry for Ami uski hindi thodi kamjor hai..

Main-Lol.. Its okay..

Kevin-Matlab main bhai he hua aapka?? Aap kuch months bade hain merese..

Main-Great..

Chang-Also boss kya tumne aaj sach mein woh sab kiya jiski baatein sab kar rahe hain??

Main-Baatein??

Chang--Yeah puri city Mein khabar hai ki tumne akele rank 3 k 7 logon ko defeat kiya..

Main-Oh yeah..

Chang-Or wohlog tumhe hurt bhi nahi kar paae theek se??

Main-Yeah kind of.

Chang-This is crazy boss.. I have never seen that happened before.

Kevin-Yeah even first try Mein Bhi keval 1 he shaks ne complete ki thi woh training..

Chang - Yeah Sara ne..

Main-Sara??

Chang-Yeah Sara League ki sabse young Rank 8 hai or jald he Rank 9 hone waali hai..

Main-Damn.. Ye ranking kaa chakkar kaise hota hai??

Chang-I mean suruwaat hoti hai 1 se. Rank 1 and 2 training based hoti hai bus thoda bahot practical work.. Training Mein jaisa aap prove karoge uss hissab se aapko rank 3 Mein liya jaayega.. Rank 3 Mein contracts miltey hain and then jitana ache se tum contract karoge uske base par tumhe rank 5 Mein liya jaaega seedha kyunki Rank 4 keval Teachers k liye hoti hai agar tumhe teacher banana hai toh Rank 4 Mein Bhi Jaa shaktey ho then uske Baad progress hoti hai..

Main-I see.. Ye rank 1 and 2 ki training kitani lambi hoti hai?

Kevin - 6 months se 3 saal takk ho shakti hai..hum 3no ki he 7 months thi.

Main-Dafukk.. No way..

Itana time nahi waste kar shakta tha training Mein main hell no mujhe bahaar jaake kand karne they India ko badalna tha mujhe jo mere dad nahi kar paaye woh karna tha mujhe.. Training?? Fuck training I am better then everyone else..

Main-Jaldi se jaldi kitani hoti hai?? Ye Sara ne Kitana time liya tha?? Rank 3 par pohanchney Mein??

Kevin-8 weeks.. Jo impossible hai normal humans k liye.

Main-Oh well then it'll be easy for me because I am not a normal human.. I'll talk to Boe tomorrow morning..

Kevin - Sure.. I mean Sara kaa ek record tod chuke ho aap ye bhi tod dena I know you can..

I know I can bhenchod I am built different.. Next day morning Sharp 5 baje Chang ne mujhe uthaya main fresh hua toh Chang Ami and Kevin ready they..

Main-Tumlog bhi chaloge?? Tumhari training to hogayi naa?

Chang-I mean Boe se train hone k liye hum dobara training bhi le shaktey hain lol..

Kevin-Yep.. Boe k pass humessa kuch naa kuch new hota he hai..

Hum 4on aae training ground Mein Toh Wahaan Boe keval Akela tha..

Boe - Good morning guys.. You are 5 minutes early..

Main-Master can I talk to you for a second??

Boe-Sure..

Boe mujhe leke ek side aaya..

Boe-What's happening AP??

Main-Master I don't want to waste my time in training I want to go out and change this country and many others.. I want to accomplish what my dad couldnt..

Boe-AP slow and steady wins the race.. I know you are good but there are many people who are way way better then you so training is the most important part..

Main-But I can learn quicker.. I mean Sara me 8 weeks Mein kiya tha I can do it in less just guide me master.. I can train 20 hours a day..

Boe-Hahaha.. I know you want to make your dad proud AP but you need to slow down.

Main-I can't master.. My mind my mind don't work like that. Mere dimag ko kuch naa kuch caahiye hota hai karne k liye jo real ho, he doesn't believe in training he just want to.. He just wants to..

Boe-Kill. I know..

Main-I don't know what happened to me Master..i want to just kill everyone that comes in between.

Boe-Oh ye tum nahi ho AP that's the monster inside you..

Main-How is this even possible Master??

Boe-It's easy.. Your mind is too fast even tumhaare liye bhi woh bahot tejj hai tum handle nahi kar shaktey usko issliye ussne khud k liye ek alag he personality create kar lee hai jo tumse better hai in each and every way.. Thats the monster I am talking about AP..

Main - Mujhe nahi caahiye woh monster master.. I am good like this..

Iska Jawaab mere piche se Norman ne diya..

Norman - Oh uski jarurat toh tumhe Hai AP aakhir Iss vertigo se tumhe wahi bachaaega..

Main-How??

[color=rgb(184,]Norman-Addiction kills Addiction AP.. Tumhaara dimag already tumhe vertigo se bachaane ki planning kar raha hai tumhaare vertigo addiction ko kill karega Tumhaara bloodlust kaa addiction your addiction to kill your anger your rage. Woh second personality kaa kaam he ye hai AP to change you to help you.. Uske Baad it's upto you tum usko kaise use karoge.. Thats the most powerful weapon right there..[/color]

[color=rgb(184,]Norman ne meri khopadi par hath lagaatey hue kahaa..[/color]

Norman-You want to become better?? You want to train more?? You want to go out and kill anyone that comes in your way.. I'll help you with that... Abhi tumhe Boe train karega and uske baad after Lunch I'll train you..

Boe-Oh Master don't worry i can train him whole day..

Norman-It's ok Boe.. But AP remember after that it's no going back from there, we will make you something that is very very dangerous that no one can match that no one can stand that no one can disobey..

Main-That means A God??

Norman-No Worst We'll make you Better then A God.

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Update-157(Training)


Norman-You'll be better then God's themselves you'll help people you'll kill people but in the end you'll change this world and turn this into a better place.. So tell me AP are you ready??

Main- Yes Master..

Maine seconds k hissab se Jawaab diya and main ussi time samjh gaya tha woh mera jawaab nahi tha woh jawaab tha uss monster kaa jo mere andar panap raha tha.. But woh keval ek suruwaat thi.. I know main kya kar raha tha i know woh sahi nahi tha but galat bhi nahi tha I wanted to save myself and then help the world there is nothing wrong about that..I just wanted to be better then everyone else..

Norman chala gaya wahaan se or wahaan bache me and Boe..

Boe - There you go AP.. Now you have chances of being the best in the business..

Main-No Master I want to be worst in this business..

Boe-So let's start with the basics shall we??

Boe mujhe leke ground k bich Mein aaya..

Boe-So I'll teach you how to start..

Boe me mujhe situations handle karna sikhaaya.. Sabse important wahi tha ki kaise situation start hoti hai and kaise end hoti hai or uske bich Mein Kya hota hai.. Uss time mera Dhyaan keval or keval Boe k Uppar tha main itana tejj learn kar raha tha jitana tej Boe mujhe teach bhi nahi kar paa raha tha and Boe Was very fast so isase he andaaja lag shakta hai what was I becoming..

Boe dusare kissi ko train nahi karta tha as woh trainers kaa head tha or keval unhe dekhta tha lekin mere liye woh trainer ban gaya firse.. I know main special tha but kyun?? Kya mere dad ki wajah se?? Yaa mere khud ki wajah se..

Maine Boe k pass 6 ghantey training ki Subah se dophar takk or tab bhi Boe he thak gaya tha not me.. Bus mujhe ek Pill caahiye thi and I can continue..

Boe-You are arguably the best trainee I have ever seen in my entire life. You are something else AP.. This is crazy..

Main-It's all you master.. You are the teacher after all..

Bie-AP I'll meet you tomorrow at the same time.. Go easy on me please..i am getting old..

Main wahan se ghar aaya Chang Kevin and Ami Pehle he aa chuke they as wohlog thakk gaye they.. Maine Pehle toh pills Lee fuck.. Ab sans aaya..

Chang - Boss you are crazy.. How are you doing all this?? Thakke nahi aap??

Main-My body is tired yes but not my mind..

Kevin-Aap Norman Bones se train hone waale ho..

Main-Then??

Kevin-Norman Bones come on unka naam he kaafi hai.. He is the best in this whole city whole world i can say..

Chang-Yes.. Unhone ginne chunne logon ko he train kiya hai keval.. For example Sara ko unhone train kiya but bahot kam or fir bhi Sara is one of the best in the business so you can understand he is great..

Ami-He is second to God himself..

Main-Well then I'll be the first.

Main nahaaya kapde change kiye tabtak lunch aagaya tha humaara wahaan Humne lunch kiya thodi derr rest liya ab mujhe Norman Bones k pass Jaana tha. Norman mujhe first impression se he pasand tha he is just better then everyone else or usse sab pata hota hai just like me woh shakal dekh k plan bata deta hai as I said earlier he was the best version of me or mujhe waisa banana tha i dont give a fuck kaise bus mujhe waisa banana tha.

Norman se milne mujhe Mehal Mein Jaana tha waapis. Boe ne bataaya tha Mehal kaa top floor keval Norman k liye he hai or wahin meri training honi thi..

Main wahaan aaya or seedha Uppar aagaya first room unka he tha i mean sab rooms he unke they iss floor par lekin Yahaan woh rehta hai mostly.. Maine door knock kiya..

"Come In"..

Andar se awaaj aai main andar gaya toh ye kaafi bada room tha office type kaa ek table thi jiske ek taraf ek badi saahi chair thi jispar Norman baitha tha..

Norman-Hello AP.. Boe ne bataaya mujhe you are a quick learner Quickest learner to be exact.. I am happy to hear that. Kyunki jo main sikhaaunga tumhe uske liye tumhara quick hona jaruri hai.. Boe tumhe fight karna sikhaaega and Main tumhe Fights win karna.. Loosing is not an option here AP.

Main-I can understand master..

Norman-Follow me..

Ye bol Norman utha or bahaar nikala main uske piche piche aaya ussi floor par thoda aage chalke ek gate khola ussne andar enter hue toh ye ek bahot bada hall tha jo bich Mein se ekdum khaali tha or 4on taraf weapons they Like knife, swords, Katanas, sticks, Spears and all..

Norman-So AP first rule of fighting is trust your weapon.. Weapon caahe koi ho Guns, bombs or mele weapons yaa even your hands anything you should trust it.. Then second rule is read the situation.. It means ki situation pata karo kya chal raha hai kyun tum ho wahaan kya scenario hai kya environment hai .. third rule is read your opponents fir woh caahe ek ho yaa 100 it does not matter. Tumhe itana tejj hona hai ki unki harr movement predict kar shako ki woh kya karne waala hai.. 4th rule hai manipulate your opponents make them do stupid things make them fell in your trap..Unhe majburr karo tumhaare jaal Mein fassne k liye. 5th rule is Control the situation, location koi bhi ho situation tumhaare control Mein honi caahiye.. 6th rule is focus.. Don't loose your focus never. Do not get distracted . 7th rule is never give up.. Never ever give up kyunki yahan par if you give up then you are most probably dead so never give up. 8th rule is don't loose hope in yourself just remember you are better then anyone else just remember that. 9th rule is no mercy when fighting agar koi tumse laddne aaya hai toh uske Uppar kabhi daya nahi karna that'll be your worst mistake.. 10th rule is do not underestimate your opponents. Saamne waala caahe andha ho yaa tumse bahot weak ho never underestimate your opponent. These are the rules you never should forget.. Orr rules hain jo aage aage seekh jaaoge tum..

Norman ne next few hours mujhe keval rules he samjhaae ussne koi practical training nahi di mujhe. But uska woh gyaan kissi bhi physical training se behtar tha..

Main-Master I know ye knowledge bahot important hai mere liye but i need i need something practical.. I mean I.. I need..

Norman - You need brutality?? You need to hurt someone?? You need to kill someone. I know I have arranged that too for you..

OH I love it I fucking love it.. That's what I needed.. That's what I want..

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Update-158(The New Beast In Town)


Tab Norman ne taali bajaai or ek gate khulla or usme se kuch guards andar aaye. Unhone 2 aadmiyon ko pakkad rakha tha i mean baandh rakha tha chains se.. Woh dono shaks dikhne Mein he bhayaanak khatarnaak they like fattey puraane kapdey bc ye bade bade baal or daadhi, fir jagah jagah chot k nishaan..cuts scars etcetera. Dafukk..

Norman-So 2 of you listen i can let only one of you go.. So tum decide karo kon jaayega.. Free them..

Guards ne un dono ko khola or khulltey he woh dono literally ek dusare par jhapat paddey.. Norman k Kehne kaa matlab tha jo jinda bachega woh jaayega.. But kyun Orr Kahaan??

Woh dono ekdusare ko punches laat sab Maar rahe they woh bhi jaanwaaron ki tarah.. Ek weak tha or dusara kaafi strong lekin still fight sahi chal rahi thi.. Hathon se he lahu luhaan hogaye they wohlog bc.. Then Pehle ne talwaar uthaalee ek, toh dusare ne bhi talwaar uthaalee.. Or lage waar karne ek dusare par.. Khoon he khoon hogaya wahaan or I don't know kyun mujhe woh sab bahot pasand aaya.. I wanted them to kill each other.. Main caahta tha ki woh or brutally ladein mera pura Dhyaan tha ussme...

Lekin jo powerful tha woh easily jeet gaya ussne dusare ko ghutano par laadiya tha or apni talwaar se uska galla kaatne he waala tha woh Ki uss dusare ne hath jodd liye..

"Please matt maaro mujhe.. Please ee.. Main. Main main haar maanta hun.. I quit.. Please.

Woh apni Jaan ki bheek maang raha tha literally uske pairon Mein girr kar bus uski woh haalat dekh k mera dimag he ghum gaya ek alag he nasha chadd gaya tha mere dimag Mein literally mera mind ghumm gaya tha.. Or mujhe vertigo pills caahiye thi ye tab hota hai jab main mere dimag kaa jyaada use kar lun lekin Yahaan reason woh nahi tha Yahaan mujhe Pehle nasha hua tha or uss nashe ko pura karne k liye mujhe pills caahiye thi..

Uske bheek maangane kaa koi ashar nahi hua Saamne waale k Uppar or ussne maari talwar seedha uske Galle k Uppar.. Uska sir dhadd se alag hoke girra wahaan niche.. Ufff.. Ussne woh talwaar niche daali or Norman k Saamne jukh gaya..

Mera sirr Dard karne laga tha mujhe pills caahiye thi mera addiction ekdum top par tha mujhe pills caahiye thi..

Main-Master I need to go..

Norman-Oh you can't..

Main-I need to master.. Please..

Norman-Kyun pills caahiye??

Main-.. Yehss. Yess..

Norman-You know those pills will kill you AP they are killing you slowly.. You need to stop..

Main-I.. I know... Masterrr... But.. I CAt.t.t.

Norman-You can't stop..

Main-Yes.. I need to go..

Norman-Wait..

Ye bol Norman bahaar gaya guards bahaar gaye or dono he gates lock hogaye.. Ek khidki thi wahaan jisme Norman aaya or bola..

Norman-AP you need pills?? You have to earn them.. Jo shaks khadda hai tumhaare Saamne kill him and you can go..

Main-.. Mamaaster I can't.. T. T.. Abhi nahi kaaarrrr shaktAaa mainn..

Norman-Then tumhe Yahaan hona he nahi caahiye.. You should just die kyunki kuch time Baad woh pills bhi Maar he dengi tumhe to kyun naa ye he Maar dey tumhe easy rahega.. He is coming to you AP.. You needed brutality you needed to kill someone well now is your chance..

Woh jaanwar meri taraf badha main usase piche hatta woh mujhe maardega literally like he doesn't give a fuck ussne abhi mere Saamne ek shaks ko bahot he bhayanak tareeke se maara hai so I don't know what to do here.. Mera dimag blank horaha tha or main kuch soch nahi paa raha tha.. Main buss usase durr bhaaag raha tha.. Mere pass usse fight karne k alaawa koi or option nahi tha.. Or woh bhi jaldi se..

Woh mere Saamne aaya ussne mujhe punch maara main bacha ulta maine usko punch maara toh ussne mera hath pakkad liya or mujhe dusare hath se diya ek punch Mere pait Mein main piche jaake girra bc almost ulti aane ko hogayi thi mujhe.. Fuck.. Uska ek punch mere liye bahot jyaada tha.. Main khadda hua tabtak woh waapis aachuka tha or mere khaddey hotey he di ussne meri chaati Mein laat main piche deewar se takraaya..
Fuck.. Saara saree tutt gaya tha maadarchod 2 waar Mein. Fuck.. Ussne mujhe uthaya or diya punch munh k Uppar main fir niche girra..

Main-Mmamamaaster I can't..

Norman-I know you can't but remember there is someone inside you who can..

Ussne mujhe paddey paddey he laatein maarna suru kiya.. Or uski ek laat lagi meri khopdi mein or Ekdum se sab blank hogaya bhenchod not again, lekin agli he second main ek new energy k sath honsh Mein aaya woh mujhse durr Jaa raha tha apni talwaar uthane.. Main khadda hua usko jaatey hue ghurra..

I don't know ekdum se ye energy aa Kahaan se rahi thi mujhmein abhi takk bahot Saara Dard tha woh Dard toh abhi bhi tha but mujhe usase farak nahi padda.. Main subah se training kar raha tha still ye energy kaise??? How is this possible..??.. I don't know kya horaha tha but I liked that shit.. Filhaal mujhe naa pills caahiye thi naa he iss room se Jaana tha, mujhe bus usko maarna tha uss so called jaanwar ko majbur karna tha apni Jaan ki bheek maanganey k liye.. Jo main easily kar shakta tha specially abhi..

Main uske piche gaya ussne apni talwaar uthaai or mudda toh usske Saamne main khadda tha jisase woh ek baar ko toh darr gaya..

"Teri aankhon ko kya hua"??

Uska Jawaab maine punch se diya jo net uski naak k Uppar laga solid woh bhi..

Main - Rules of fighting do not get distracted..

"Bache main tujhe kuchal dunga"..

Ye bol ussne talwaar chalaai mere Uppar main jukh k bacha or khaddey hotey he ek or punch diya uske munh k Uppar..

Main-Rules of fighting never underestimate your opponent.

Woh bokhlaaya fir talwaar chalaai lekin again padhliya maine uski movement ko or easily bacha.. Maine abhi usko fight kartey dekha tha toh itana toh Jaan gaya tha usko main ki kya kar shakta hai woh. Main buss usse trigger kar raha tha.. Abki baar ussne talwaar se waar kiya main again bacha or diya uske munh k Uppar ek punch bhayanak waala or jaise he woh distract hua jhatke se maine usase cheen Lee talwaar..

Main-Always trust your weapon..

Ussne mujhe punch maarna caaha main bacha mujhe kick maarni caahi main fir bacha ab main khel raha tha uske sath easily.. Lekin jyaada derr nahi abki baar jaise he ussne mujhe punch maara maine kiya talwaar se waar ekdum Swiftly uski wrist literally uske hath se alag hoke niche girri or woh chilaaya..Main aage badha toh ussne mujhe dhakka diya jisase main niche girra haar nahi maan raha tha woh still..I like it.. Main khadda hua uski taraf badha woh piche hatta or jab uske close aaya ussne apne left hand se punch maarna caaha main bacha or maine kiya talwaar se waar uske Uppar uski chest Mein Ek dum pure cut maardiya maine ussne fir dhakka maarna caaha mujhe lekin abki baar main taiyar tha easily bacha or diya ek or cut uske pait par.. Woh fir chilaaya.. Or usase recover ho paata usase Pehle maine woh talwar ghonp di uske shoulder Mein or jhatke se waapis bhi nikaal Lee woh niche girra chilatey hue..

"Please Pleasss.. Mujhe nahi Jaana main haar gaya I quit.. Please.. Please..

Woh mere pairon ki taraf badha lekin bich Mein he maine waar kiya uski gardan k Uppar""bhachak" "mere waar ne uski gardan dhadd se alag toh nahi ki lekin usko Uppar jarur pohancha diya.. Talwaar uski gardan Mein he Chhod di maine or usko ghurrne laga.. Jaanwar?? Jaanwar mere jutton par.. Jaanwaron kaa time ab khatam hua there is a new BEAST in town..

Main usko ghurr raha tha tab kuch guards aaye uski body lejaane.. Hell no...Hell fucking no.. Jaise he woh Pehla banda jukha maine di laat uske munh k Uppar woh girra piche jaake or dusare ko maara punch munh k Uppar woh piche hatta tab usko di maine ek jumping kick uske chaati mein woh girra niche jaake.. Naya shikaar I like it..

Main unki taraf badha lekin bich Mein Norman aagaya ussne maara ek halka saa punch mere Galle k Uppar Punch nahi thappad ge lagaalo jo bahot he bhayanak laga kaise?? I don't have a idea main gardan pakkad k niche girr padda aisa lag raha tha maano koi mera galla dabba raha ho.. What the fuck was that.. Main niche padda padda khaansne laga aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi thi bhenchod.. Ye kya tha??

Norman ne mujhe pakkad k uthaya..

Norman-Apni pyaas ko control karna seekho AP.. Control your Hunger.. Never hit a member for no reasons.. Never...Understood?? Understood...

Main-. Yeyeyesss.. Master..

Norman-You did a great job a fantastic job you are doing something which never ever happened before.. You are doing miracles..

I won.. Lekin gajab baat ye thi mujhe abhi pill nahi caahiye thi.. Ye Pehle kabhi nahi hua tha ki main pill k liye tarash raha tha kuch derr Pehle or ab nahi caahiye mujhe.. I don't know Yahaan kya ho raha tha but it was helping me.. It was helping me amazingly..

Meri training 2 jagah chaalu hui thi Boe mujhe fight karna sikhaa raha tha and Norman mujhe fights win karna.. Sab easy tha mere liye main literally kissi ko koi move use karta hua dekh bina practice kiye same to same move use karleta tha kai dafa toh original se bhi better that's how fast my mind was working.. Wahaan main Main tha he nahi, seekh main raha tha lekin mujhse better woh monster ban raha tha jo plan tha obviously kyunki afterall mujhe bachaaega toh woh he.. He was going to save me or was he??

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Update-159(New Lead)


Maine Pehli 3 class's lee uske Baad gap tha bc ye gap bahot bore karta hai isase achaa or classes dedo mujhe..

Main niche staff room Mein aake baitha he tha ki ek peon aagaya wahaan..

Leon-Sir. Principal sir ne bulaaya hai jaldi..

Main-Aata hun..

Ab usko kya caahiye maadarchod.. Fuck.. Main utha or chal padda office ki taraf.. Office Mein aaya toh wahaan alag he bheed lagi thi.. Andar Principal uski wife Neha mam Orr kaafi Saare baaki teachers Orr bhi baithey they and wahaan unke Saamne khaddey they Akshay or Jagat dono he.. What the fuck.. Shikaayat toh naa laga dee maadarchod..

Main-Yes sir..

Principal-Aaiye Ankit Sir.. Jagat chair leke aao ek..

Main-Oh no no i am fine sir.. I am fine.. What happened??

Princi-So you know parson jo bhi hua woh bilkul bhi nahi hona caahiye protests college k bahaar takk he theek rehtey hain.. Or un sab Mein Ye dono he directly yaa indirectly involved they inhone kiya caahe kuch bhi naa ho lekin suruwaat inhi se hui thi or Kitana sab hua fir..

Main-Ok.

Princ-And now i am suspending them both.. Lekin ye dono ne he kaha ki ek baar aapko bulaa lun..mostly staff in dono ko nikaalne k liye agree kar rahe hain..

Actually Akshay mere sath tha i mean meri team Mein tha beshak uski help nahi caahiye ho mujhe lekin tha mere sath woh toh usko nahi Jaane de shakta tha main or Jagat k Uppar toh meri Saari investigation tikki thi toh usko toh bhalla Jaane he kaise deta main..

Main-Kyun bhai President ex president ab nikal gayi hawa??

Jagat-Sir maine toh kuch kiya bhi nahi tha..

Main-Shut up..

Akshay-Sir meri bhi galati hai I know lekin mujhe nahi pata tha ki mere simple se protest Mein outsiders shamil hojaenge.. Sir I promise main aage se outsiders ko koi bhi college k issue Mein involve he nahi hone dunga..

Jagat-Also main bhi sir kabhi students ko khatre Mein Nahi daalunga I promise..

Main-Principal sir I know main bahot new hun or decision lene kaa hakk hai nahi mujhe but I request you ki aap in dono ko rakhlo..

Ye sun mostly staff ne ghurra mujhe even Neha ne bhi..

Main-I know I know unhone galatiyaan ki hain and they deserved to be punished.. Lekin isase inki study par kya impact padega Jagat is a very good student i dont want this to impact his study.. Same with Akshay protest are crazy sir kab kya hojaae kissi ko nahi pata lekin still i know Akshay made a mistake but ab main guarantee leta hun dono ki.. Agar aage ye kuch bhi galat kartey hain toh blame me and suspend both of them also feel free to punish me too.

Princ-Are you sure Ankit Sir??

Main-Yes sir..

Prin-Because main aapki jagah hota toh yelog ko kabhi trust nahi karta..

Main-Oh believe me I'll take care of them.. Please give them a last chance..

Prin-Ok.. If you are forcing me then sure I'll give them a last chance on your behalf..

Ye sun kaafi teachers ne ek sath mere against bolna caaha lekin usase Pehle main "Thankyou" bolke nikal gaya room se bahaar.. Mere piche piche Jagat or Akshay dono bahaar aae..

Akshay-Tt. Thankyou so much sir.. And very very sorry for yesterday..

Main-Listen to me agar aage se ek fake complaint bhi aagayi tum dono Mein se kissi ki bhi toh kasam se aisi aisi jagah se tod dunga bhosdko doctors bhi nahi samjh paayenge.. Samjhe??

Akshay-Jjj. Ji sir jaisa aap kaho..

Jagat-Ji sir Thankyou again..

Main-Bhaag Jaao bc ab.. Or tu tera number dey be..

Akshay-Ji sir..

Maine uska number liya..

Main-Haan or tu hero..

Jagat-Sure sir..

Un dono kaa number note kiya maine..

Main- dono ko mere number se message kiya hai maine, suno Bahot he rarely call karunga main or jab call karun toh utha lena warna fir baadmein gand tod dunga samjhe??

Jagat-Ji sir..

Akshay-Bilkul sir..

Main-Nikalo ab..

Woh dono gaye wahaan se tab Neha nikal k aai room Mein se uska chehra kaafi serious tha.. Mere pass aake rukk gayi woh..

Neha-Kya jarurat thi unko bachaane ki??

Main-Well bus yun he lagaalo.. Kuch nahi karenge ab woh trust me..

Neha-I mean woh ache bhalle chale he jaatey tab bilkul kuch nahi kartey..

Main- Chill out Neha mam.. I got this..

Neha-No you don't Kal ko fir ye sab karenge wohlog..

Main-Oh come on kitane din k liye suspend hotey yelog?? Inke piche ministers hain 1 month maximum bahaar rehtey yelog and then waapis aake sab se badla letey.. Or lagaalo permanently chale gaye hotey toh Inke friends kya shant baith jaatey?? Hell no wohlog double bakwass kartey.. Or ab main guarantee le raha hun toh kya dikkat hai.. Trust me i got them..

Neha-OK i trust you..But Tum itane sure kaise ho??

Main-Because I read people.. Yaad hai??

"Aji Haan Jadugar Shankar Samraat tu he hai"

Andar se sab teachers bahaar aae unmein se ek teacher bola mujhe..

"Arrey ache bhalle nikaal diye jaatey wohlog pind chutt jaata humaara.. Ab fir sirr par baith jaayenge yelog.. Tu pagal hai kya bhai?? Hain?? Dimag theek hai?? I mean tere akele ki Maan kaise Lee principal ne mujhe ghanta samjh nahi aaya..

" Arrey uska chamcha jo hai ye sala Humein bhi marwaaega ab..

Neha-Shut up guys..

" Tu bhi chup he reh Tu khud chamchi hai.. Dono..

Main-Oye chasmish idhar dekh ek raipta maardiya naa toh wahaan girrega jaake garden Mein..

K.. Kkyaa bola??

Main-Yeah you heard me. 3 cheejein Yaad rakhna humessa 1st respect each other second never raise your voice against me 3rd you don't deserve to be a teacher so you should probably just leave.. Tumlog khuss hue firr rahe they unke Jaane se uske badle unko control karna seekho aakhirkaar students hain woh. Bhalla mujhe kaise kuch nahi kehtey woh mujhe dekh k gardan niche karke nikalte hain woh, maine koi jaadu nahi kiya unke Uppar ye sab tum karletey start Mein toh ye naubat he nahi aati ab ro rahe ho baith k.. Get out of my face..

A to Z sab k sab nikal liye wahaan se pura ka pura group.. Keval Neha bachi mere Saamne woh bhi shocked thi..

Neha-Tumhe gussa bhi aata hai??

Main-Yeah sometimes..

Neha-Oh god..

Ek second.. Mere mind Mein ekdum se ek bhayanak plan aaya Jagat k piche waale bandey ko dhundaney kaa.. Principal ne abhi voting karwaai teachers se In dono ko nikalwane ki or mostly teachers ne Haan kaha kyunki sab thakk chuke hain maadarchod log se lekin 100 % aise bhi they jo Jagat ko rakhna caahtey they kyunki principal ne bola tha ki mostly teachers agree kartey hain uske sath.. Sab nahi but "MOSTLY" teachers iska matlab koi they jo Jagat k support Mein Bhi they or high chances hain ki unmein woh shaks bhi hoga jo Jagat k piche hai. Kyunki woh bhalla kyun caahega Jagat college se chala jaae uski toh rini roti he Jagat se chalti hai toh 100% ussne jagat ko bachaane kaa try kiya hoga. Perfect bc.. Perfect..

Neha-Hello Ankit you ok??

Main-Yeah..

Neha-Waise technically dekha jaae toh ye sab lines jo tumne unn sab teachers ko boli woh mere Uppar bhi laagu hoti hain I know humari he galati thi suru Mein he Inke Uppar lagaam lagaani caahiye thi..

Main-Its ok.. Don't worry.. Mera point woh nahi tha woh bus rude tha tumhaare against and i hate when someone disrespect simple people like you..

Neha-Simple?? Simple matlab??

Main-Matlab sareef and jo ulta jawaab naa de paaye you are to sweet to insult someone back..

Neha-Awwwww! Thankyou..

Ab mujhe Dhyaan aaya ki maine galati se flirt kardiya Neha k sath.. Fuck..

Main-OK listen i gotta talk to Principal sir for a second..

Neha-Sure.. Main coffee le aati hun tumhaare cabin mein..

Main-Sure.. Thanks.

Ye bolke main waapis principal k office mein gaya..

Princi-Ankit hello..

Main-Thanks sir for listening to me..

Prin-I mean Tumhaara point valid tha kind of.. Lekin woh Baaki teachers ko pasand nahi aaya and that makes sense to me in dono students ne bahot tang kiya hai sabko even mujhe bhi..

Main-I can understand sir.. Also I need another help from you..

Prin-Yeah sure.. What is it?

Main-Aapne kahaa tha mostly staff un dono ko nikaalne k liye agree kar raha hai..

Prin-Yeah.. Votes collect kiye they maine.. Oh sorry maine tumhe include nahi kiya.. Actually tab class Mein they tum.. Or voting itani one sided ho gayi thi ki tumhaare ek vote se decision change nahi hota.. Issliye maine disturb nahi kiya tumhe..

Main-Oh sir woh baat nahi hai I don't mind at all aage se mera vote aap he daal dena I hate these things.. Mujhe bus ye Jaanana hai woh konse teachers they jo Jagat ko Yahaan rakhne k liye agree kar rahe they..

Prin-Kyun??

Main-Actually main teachers behavior study kar raha hun or unka behavior mujhse milta hai like main bhi Jagat ko save kar raha tha or wohlog bhi, toh mujhe unse Jaanana hai ki mera or unka reason same he tha yaa nahi.. Maybe unka point alag ho..

Prin-Oh interesting.. Fir jagat ki kyun ye dono k he lo ek second..

Principal ne ek paper nikaalke mujhe diya.. Jispar votes likhe they..

Main-Thankyou sir..

Prin- No problem..

Main paper leke bahaar aaya 4 teachers they jo jagat ko bachaana caahtey they 2 male 2 females.. Or ab in 4 Mein se ek hoga mera banda maximum chances hain ki meri ye theory sahi hai. I am fast bc and I Love it..

Ek baar woh banda mill jaae bus fir dekhlunga main Maa chod dunga system ki..

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