Update-140(Selected)
Main ghar aaya toh Chang and Ami ghar nahi they call kiya toh pata chala idhar kidhar ghum rahe hain. Khair apan ko kya apan ne kapdey Change kiye and Lait gaya.. Socha tha so jaunga but aaj fir nind nahi aai ye system samjh nahi aaraha bhenchod Kabhi kabhaar toh bc girrtey he nind aajaati hai or kabhi kabhaar puri raat din nikal jaata hai or nind nahi aati and then yaadein picha nahi chhodti ki bc kya horaha hoga ghar par.. Maine haryana se completely naata Todd liya tha even news takk naa dekhta tha main haryana ki Chang and Ami ko bola tha maine ki daily news check karein or mujhe tab he bataaein jab kuch bahot serious hota hai warna i dont give a fuck.. Bahot log they jinse mereko badla lena tha woh sab soch rahe honge ki jeet gaye na naa unhone galat kiya unke plans Mein loopholes they main still Haryana jaake un sabko thok k Aa shakta tha and kissi ko khabar bhi nahi hogi. Or ye cbi waalon k liye toh mujhe Haryana bhi nahi Jaana yahin Delhi Mein thok shakta tha inko main.. Lekin itana easily sab nahi karunga main Filhaal mere pass tha time jo mera dusara sabse bada hathyaar tha Pehla hai mera dimag or jab mere dono hathyaar mill jaayein naa main ye pura desh badal dunga wohlog toh cheej he kya hain.. Ye haalat karunga ki Saari jindagi Yaad rakhenge ki kitani badi galati hui hai unse.. Pure system ki he Maa chod dunga..
Khair Yahaan mera ekmaatar time pass tha mera phone or ab main bore nahi hota tha aadat padd gayi thi iski..
Aaj kaa din bhi nikala raat hui or dinner k time mere pass aaya ek call Principal sir kaa tha.
Prin- Ankit..I have a great news for you..
Main-Was I selected??
Pri-Yes you were..
Main-Thank you so much sir..
Pri-No thank you for choosing us. It's great to have you on board Ankit.. Or i must Say Ankit sir.. So listen we don't want to waste any more time so I want you here at 8.30 am sharp Neha mam se milna hai tumhe woh tumhara schedule dedengi tumhe..
Main-Sure sir.
Pri-Best of luck for your Future Ankit..
Main-Thanks again sir..
Pri-See you tomorrow.
Call disconnected..
Main-A chang kya bola tha tu bakchod.. Yele hogaya selection.. Ab bol bhosdk..
Chang - Yeah good job.. Bawla hogaya tha main books laatey laatey.. Nahi Hota toh lawde lag jaate..
Ami-Kab Jaana Hai??
Main-Kal subah..
Maine Mukesh k pass call kiya ki usko good news dun or subah pick karne kaa bolun Yahaan se.. Bc Yahaan k auto waale maadarchod hain...
Mukesh-Haan bhaiya..
Main-Sun kal college jaayega??
Mukesh-Haan bhaiya..
Main-Mereko letey hue chalna..
Mukesh-Kya hogaya selection??
Main-Yep..
Muk-Arrey gajab bhaiya gajab.. Party hogi abtoh.. Lekin Party dunga main.. Finally ek teacher toh aaya jo humari side hoga..
Main-Lol.. Chal bye Yaad se pick karlena..
Muk-Ok bhaiya.. Great job..
Call disconnected..
Main mast so gaya subah time se utha or 8.15 takk breakfast karke ready tha main.. Or unka wait karne laga woh bc aae 8.30 baje..
Main-Kya be late karwaadiya Pehle he din..
Mukesh-Timing toh yahi hai college ki bhaiya..
Main-Abe mereko Pehle Jaana tha..
Vikash-Pehle bataa detey bhaiya jaldi aajaata..
Main-Koi naa seh lenge thoda... Tu cigarette peeta hai??
Ye sun woh jhep gaya..
Mukesh-Arrey na naa bhaiya..
Main-Jhuth matt bol be.. Jiss college Mein Tu hai uska teacher hun main samjha.. Vikash toh naa peeta toh tu kaise??
Mukesh - Bus kabhi kabhaar bhaiya..
Vikash-Juth bol raha hai bhaiya 8-10 peelega raat takk..
Main-Bhadi shakal k.. Sun idhar din Mein keval 2 cigarettes only 2.. Vikash agar ye din Mein 2 se jyaada peeye toh mereko bataana iske bapu ko bataunga woh pond tod dega teri.
Vikash-Iske baapu ko maalum hai bhaiya bahot Baar peet liya Iss Baat par.. Samjhta nahi..
Main-Toh fir main pond tod dunga..
Mukesh-Pond matlab bhai??
Main - Gand..
Ye sun Vikash jor jorr se hasne laga..
Main-Tumhara teacher baadmein dost Pehle hun samjhe.. Majaak nahi kar raha aisa haal karunga ki soch bhi naa shakega.. Daily 2 cigarettes din Mein bus.. Woh bhi mere sath..
Muk-Aap peetey ho bhaiya??
Main-kabhi kabhaar. Sun agar mereko pata chala ki tu jyaada peeraha hai toh apna bhaichaara khatam..
Muk-Ok bhaiya.3??
Main-Chal Iss Iss week 3..
Muk-Aajao bhaiya.. I promise..
Main unke sath baitha ache ladke hain ye bc sahi mill gaye .. So again late ab toh daily he late aana padega bc warna sochenge Jaan bujh kar aaraha hai.. Main pohancha wahaan 8.50 par. Staff room Mein aaya toh uske bahaar Neha khaddi thi.. Waah ye bhi bc alag he Maal hai..
Main-Morning Neha mam..
Neha-Oh hi morning.. Welcome aboard..
Main-Thank you..
Neha-And you are late again?? How does it keep happening??
Main-If I am being honest I don't know but it kinda happens.
Neha-well you should improve your habits Ankit Sir..
Main-Yeah i will..
Neha-Come on aapko Baaki sab se introduce karwaadeti hun..
Main - OK here is the problem I kinda don't like meeting too much new people at same time so introduction hota rahega baadmein ahista ahista.. Just give me the schedule..
Neha- you hate people??
Main-Oh no no i dont hate anyone not at all i just hate meeting too many new people at the same time it's too much for my mind to process..
Neha-I see.. But explain the last part??
Main-Well see my mind is different, way different then others it works extremely fast like abhi toh aapne trailer he dekha hai this is nothing but my mind works only on certain parts and meeting new people is not one them..
Neha-You don't have emotions?? Friendship?? Coworkers??
Main-Yeah that's the point I am trying to prove..
Neha-Well great to hear that..
Ussne mujhe taana maartey hue kaha..
Neha-So here is your schedule..
Ussne mujhe ek slip di meri subah 9 baje se dopehar 3 baje takk total 4 classes thi.. 45 minutes each.. 1st 2nd and 3rd continuesly thi 9 baje se 11.30 baje takk.. 9.00-9.45 then 9.50 se 10:35 and then 10.40 se 11.25 takk and then last class thi 2.15 se 3. 00 pm bc lagaatar hoti toh jaldi Jaa paata fuck..
Main-1 question.. Ye classes ek sath nahi ho shakti??
Neha-Oh i wish main aisa kar paati toh sabse Pehle meri class's fix karti meri class 10.40 k Baad direct 3.00baje hoti hai..
Main-Matlab nahi hoga..
Neha-Nahi abhi toh nahi new schedule takk toh nahi and uske Baad bhi kam he chances hain..
Main-OK no problem..
Neha-And here is syllabus for all classes..
Ye bol ussne mujhe 25-30 pages diye.. Jiske Uppar courses k Naam or unke syllabus they.. Noice.. I got this..
Neha-And Haan andar aapka locker hai cabin number 4th Mein uska password wagairaah set karlijiye..
Main-Oh yeah sure listen can you do me a favor??
Neha-Sure..
Main-Aap mera password set karengi?? Kyunki andar obviously Baaki teachers honge and I don't want them to feel awkward..
Neha-Or you don't want yourself to feel awkward??
Main-Kind of both..
Neha-But woh aapka personal locker hai??
Main-Oh i dont have any personal stuff and I trust you so go ahead..
Neha-Are you sure?? Hum literally kuch din Pehle mille hain I mean mille hain bhi nahi theek se..
Main-Oh i have another feature.. I can read people.. So you are good I trust you..
Neha-Really?? Kya read kiya aapne??
Main-Hmm ok ye thoda scary sound karega but here we go first you like dogs. You live near DC colony and you drive a car not an suv just a car.. You love bitting your nails you don't get angry you get frustrated.. You don't have a large family probably a sister and mother and father.. Oh sorry your father passed away I am so so sorry about that..
Neha kaaa munh itana khull gaya ki pucho matt woh shocked thi utterly shocked.
Neha-Wait?? How??Are you a stalker??
Main-Oh no no no..
Neha-Then explain..
Main-Look tumhari shirt k Uppar kuttey k baal lage hain it means tum aatey hue apne pet dog k sath khel k aai ho.. Dc colony because woh mere raaste Mein padta hai or wahaan construction work chal raha hai jiska charcoal aapke right shoe par laga hai ab construction or kahin bhi ho shakta hai but i dont think aap jyaada durr rehti hongi. Then frustrated because maine jitani baar bhi dekha hai tum humessa calm he thi but according to your face you were frustrated.. Ab small family guess kiya tha and jab maine father Kahaa toh your expressions changed it means he is no more..And car bhi guess he tha because 2 wheelers par hoti aap toh charcoal jyaada laga hota aapke pairon par..
Neha-You are an interesting guy Ankit..
Main-Oh i know..
Neha-Well.. Its time for your class.. Best of luck..
Main-Thank you..
So meri 4 classes kuch Iss parkaar thi 1st) BSc 2nd sem, 2nd BSc 3rd Sem and 3rd Btech 5th Sem and then MSc 1st Sem..
Like what the fuck bhenchod meri bachelors degree hai nahi main masters walon ko padhaunga nice.. Kya he hoga Iss Desh ka..
Room number 17..ye tha Saamne.. Ok.. Here goes nothing.. Bhenchod isme toh kaafi bache baithey hain maadarchod..
Nervous hai??
Lund mera nervous hoga bhosdk.. Lets go..
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