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Update-130(New Beginnings)


Tadipaar..

Maadarchod filmon Mein suna tha ye word par tab ye nahi socha tha ki ye khud par bhi beetegi.. Maadarchod main asylum or jail se bach raha tha in maadarchod log ne Tadipaar he karwaadiya.. Fuck this shit.. Woh judge nikali wahaan se kuch papers k Uppar sign karke apna card deke gayi mujhe jispar uska number or email tha in short mujhe haryana aane kaa reservation isase karwaana hoga woh bhi keval exams k time nice..

So Uss Raman ne mujhe hanste hue Hathkadi lagaai..

Raman-Got you.. We win finally..

Main-You did..But For now.. Remember I am AP I don't forgive and I don't forget..

Raman-Oh lekin jabtak tumhara time aaega tabtak late hochuka hoga.. Kyunki Mr AP ye investigation bahot lambi chalegi bahot lambi.. Tabtak aapka vanwaas jaari rahega.. Saalon lag shaktey hain itani badi investigation pura hone Mein.. Samjh rahe ho?? Saalon..

Diksha-Or Haan next time kissi ko dhamki dene se Pehle hajaar baar soch lena AP..

Kirti-Raman you guys go ahead and drop him.. Main paperwork complete karwaa deti hun..oh Haan AP here is your wallet..

Raman-With pleasure madam..

Ussne mera wallet meri jeb Mein daala..

Kirti-Good Bye AP..Good Luck..

Main usko bina koi jawaab diye aage badha basically woh jeet gaye they maanana padega ye toh for sure woh jeet gaye they but abhi k liye.. They just won a battle but I'll win the war.. Mere sath Raman or uske 2 sathi and 2 constables they unhone mujhe van Mein baithaaya and nikale humlog court se bahaar bheeed or badh gayi thi maadarchod meri mout kaa tamasha dekhne aagaye they..

Raman - So Kahaan drop karein sir aapko..

Main-D...

Raman-Just kidding tumhari nahi chalegi isme.. Constable Delhi side chalo isko drop karke hum bhi ghar ko jaayein iski wajah se gharwalon se mille maheena hogaya..

Gaadi chal paddi Delhi ki side mereko Jaana bhi udhar tha toh acha he hai.. Agle 2-3 ghantey takk Raman bakchodi karta raha mujhe taane deta raha main kuch nahi bola..

Constable-Sir Haryana kaa border cross kardiya hai..

Raman ne driver k kaan Mein Kuch Kaha or Gaadi fir chal paddi.. 25-30 minute ki drive k Baad Gaadi ek sunshaan se road par muddi or kaafi aage chalke rukki.. Bhenchod Iss road par durr durr takk kuch nahi tha single lane road tha koi..

Raman-Ye lijiye sir you are free to go..

Main-Abe Yahaan se Kahaan jaaunga bhai.. Atleast koi dhangki jagah toh drop kar..

Raman-Shut up and Get out..

Ussne meri hathkadi kholi or piche kaa gate khulla main uttara.. Bhenchod ye hai kya maadarchod.. Aas pass koi naa dikh raha.. Fuck.. Mujhe utaartey he woh Van nikali or jastey-2 Raman chilaaya..

Raman-Enjoy your life you looser..

Ab issue ye tha ki yaa toh main waapis Jaa shakta tha Jahaan se van ne Iss road par turn liya tha Taaki wahaan se phone kar paaun lekin woh durr tha kaafi yaa main seedha Jaa shakta tha or hopefully yaa toh road end hojaaega yaa fir koi vehicle mill jaaega.. Maine seedha Jaana theek samjha..

Maine logon ko gaali deni bandh kardi thi ki jo hochuka woh hochuka usko ek baar padda he rehney do or aage kaa kya karna hai woh socho.. I know main sad tha main angry tha or main bahot jyaada frustrated tha lekin ye cheejeein filhaal mujhe kuch nahi dene waali thi 12 k aas pass baje honge dopehar k dhoop kaafi heavy thi filhaal or main paidal chala jaraha tha left right bus khaali jungle he jungle dikh raha tha.. Bhenchod maano Man vs Wild Mein aagya houn.. Main almost 1 ghantey takk chalta raha lekin bhenchod ek bhi Gaadi nahi aai not a single fucking car ye Konsa road hogaya maadarchod.. Mujhe pyaash bhook or thakaan sab ek sath lag rahi thi bhenchod.. Or Uppar se gand fatt gayi thi paidal chal chal k..

Saala ye kya hai bhenchod.. Koi toh aao.. Finally mujhe Pehli Gaadi dikhi jo opposite side se aarahi thi lekin mereko matlab nahi tha.. Main bhenchod road k bich Mein aagaya lift lift k ishare kartey hue lekin driver bhenchod mere side se aise cut maarke nikala ki bhoot dekh liya ho.. Iski Maa ki chut bhenchod abhi thok diya hota... Or uske behavior se main samjh gaya ki ye koi outer short cut road hai Jahaan chori chakaari hoti hongi Iss liye koi maadarchod aata nahi hai idhar se or aata hai toh rukkta nahi hai.. Fuck.. Yahi reason ho shakta hai ab main samjh gaya tha isliye Pehla kaam kiya maine mere wallet se paise or meri id nikaal k mere juttton Mein daal Lee bhenchod.. Purse Mein rakha ek 50 kaa note.. Kyunki jyaadatar chances they koi toh millega he millega mujhe or meri jama punji bus ye 5900 rs they inhe nahi gawaa shakta tha main..

Khair main fir aage badh chala bhenchod gand Marr gayi chalte chalte.. Ab Paani nahi milla toh yahin baith jaaunga main.. Lekin mujhe sans tab aai jab mujhe piche se ek tractor aata dikhaai diya.. Arrey Waah.. Maadarchod.. Main turant sadak k bich Mein aagaya hath uthaake ab toh bhenchod roukna he padega.. Warna gand mar jaaegi.. Or bhalla ho uss tractor waale kaa ussne break maare bahot durr se he break maarne laga woh tab Jaake mere pass aake rukka woh.. Tractor kaafi purana tha or piche trolley juddi thi jisme chotey paid podhey they bahot Saare.. Driver ek 45-50 kaa aadmi tha jisne safed kurta paayjam pehna tha..

"K Baat hogi Beta"..

Main-Oho uncle ji bhagwan bhalla kare aapka jo rokk liya aapne.. Aage takk lift dedoge uncle ji??

Uncle - Jarur jarur aao baitho.. Lekin Kahaan se aarahe ho tum??

Main-Arrey pucho Matt uncle ji bus Yahaan chhod gaya koi ab chal raha hun ghanto se koi rouk he nahi raha..

Uncle-Yahaan koi naa rukega beta.

Main-Ye toh samjh gaya tha main.. Paani hai uncle ji peene ko??

Uncle-Haan bottle hai beta seat k piche..

Arrey bc Sans aaya Paani peeya maine kaafi Saara.. Tractor chalte time pura hill raha tha bc lekin paidal chalne se laakh gunna better tha..

Main-Kahaan ko Jaata Hai uncle ye raasta??

Uncle-Beta ye aage Jaake Muzaffarnagar waale road Mein mill Jaata Hai or aage fir Dehradun Or Roorkee side. Delhi k traffic se bachke Jaana Hai toh Yahaan se nikalte hain log lekin pichle kuch saalon Mein khatam he hogaya ye chori chakaari loot paat bahot jyaada ek do toh marre bhi hain.. Toh koi Jaake khuss nahi hai.. Or Uppar se ek or short cut open hogaya hai woh raasta bhi theek hai toh Yahaan koi naa aata.

Main-Oh.. Uncle ji aapka phone millega??

Uncle--Le bhai..

Uncle ne apna keypad waala tutta futta phone mujhe diya.. Or maine mere phone par call kiya.. Jo Ami ne uthaya..

Ami-Hello..

Main-Thank god you answered holy fuck.. Thank you Ami..

Ami-boss?? Kahaan ho aap?? Awaaj clear nahi hai aapki..

Main-Meet me in Roorkee.. ROORKEE. ..

Ami - Roorkee? ??

Main-Yess.. Main theek hun meet me there..

Ami-OK boss..

Call disconnected..

Ab mujhe Delhi or Haryana k aas pass rehna tha but Delhi Mein Nahi as wahaan bahot maadarchod log hain like CBI wale and then High command waale or haryana se gand par laat maarke nikaal he diya tha mera second option Uttar Pardssh and Rajasthan they but wahaan jaantey hain log mujhe toh ab sabse close and secure Roorkee he best rahega ab jab aa he gaya hun toh.. Wahaan mujhe jaanta bhi nahi hoga koi.. Ab uss tractor ki ride mein Maine sabse important baat ye sochi ki mujhe apna huliya badalna padega.. Jo easy tha kyunki maine kaafi din se shave yaa haircut nahi karwaaya tha as time nahi tha toh 9-10 din Mein Meri beard puri hojaane waali thi or fir mujhe pehchaanana impossible he hoga.. Much or daadhi puri hone k Baad main bhenchod ek uncle type ban Jaata hun maine past Mein Bhi yahi kiya tha khudko chipaane k liye. Jo bahot he sahi kaam kiya tha.. Isliye ye kartey hain..

Ab uncle ne mujhe almost 2 ghantey ki ride k Baad main road k Uppar utaara Maine unhe bahot thanks bola bc pucho Matt then maine juttey se apne paise nikaale or side Mein dhaabe par gaya wahaan khaana khaaya Pehle toh jo obviously mere pait ko passand nahi aaega but bahot jyaada bhook lagi thi.. Uppar se lassi pee lee maine toh hopefully pait Mein bakchodi nahi hogi.. Ab mujhe Jaana tha Roorkee toh uss dhaabe waale ne bataaya ki thoda aage buses rukkti hain Roorkee Deh, Dehradun Jaane waali, hell yeah.. Maine thodi derr rest kiya wahaan gand fatt gayi thi maadarchod.. Or rest k bich Mein uss dhaabe waale ne chilaa k mujhe kaha ki Roorkee waali bus rukki hai main shoes pehne leta tha uthatey he gand faad bhaaga bus chal paddi thi toh main hath hilaatey hue bhaaga toh bus rukk gayi main Bhaag k Chadd gaya or thankfully seats khaali thi usme toh main aaram se ek seat par akela he baitha.. Conductor aaya ticket li usase.. Toh pata chala 3.5 ghnatey Mein Roorkee bus stand hai seedha.. Ab mere pass fir 3.5 ghantey free they apni bakchod life k baare Mein vichaar vimarsh karne k liye.. Anaa kaa kya hua?? Jab woh mujhe millne station yaa fir court Mein Bhi nahi aai toh main samjh gaya ki Sheetal apni Maa chuda gayi hai.. Khair jo bhi hai Anaa mujhse alag he theek rahegi.. What about others?? Ashish And all.. Bhull gaye kya maadarchod.. Nahi Ashish or Shubham k calls dekhe they maine mere mobile Mein.. Namit kaa kya hua?? I mean 25 dead bodies hide karna Dusty k liye easy raha hoga but kya Namit gayab hai ye kissi ko nahi maalum.. And ab aage kya karega Sanjay.. Kya woh meri family k piche jaaega ya fir apna empire banaaega.. Toh answer tha ki woh apna empire banaaega family k piche woh jaaega nahi kyunki Dusty ne mana kar diya hoga usko.. Toh woh apne kissi bandey ko bhejega haryana nahi Delhi or Delhi se haryana Mein dhaak jamaaega woh. Proper haryana nahi aaega ab koi. Maine khouff bana diya tha. Or main itana khoya tha khudmein ki ye safar kab end hua maalum bhi nahi chala..

Roorkee waali sawaari uttaro bhai..

Main khadda hua toh Roorkee bus stand aa chuka tha main niche uttara or ek lambi sans lee maine What a weather . ROORKEE.. My New Home..

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Update-131(Plans)


Main bus stand se bahaar aaya bheed kaafi thi wahaan.. Maine ek pco par se fir Ami ko call kiya..

Main-Kahaan??

Ami-25 minute Mein Roorkee pohanch jaaenge..

Main-What the fuck itana jaldi..

Ami-Yeah Humein city se direct train mill gayi thi.. Bina ticket pohanch gaye superfast Mein..

Main-Nice main railway station k bahaar millunga tumhe..

Ami - OK boss..

Call disconnected..

Ab maine Railway station kaa pata pucha toh woh pass Mein he tha 1.5 km k aas pass hoga.. Main paidal nikala puchtey hue logon se . Wahaan pohancha or wait karne laga ek tapri par baith k.. Tab andar se nikale woh dono.. Dono k pass ek ek bag tha..

Chang-First things first boss maanana padega ye cbi waali team bahot jyaada smart thi..

Main-True but usme keval woh log nahi they mujhe Yahaan pohanchaaney Mein or bhi bahot log juddey they bahot Saare.. Like bahot bahot bahot Saare..

Chang - So whatever ab aage kaa kya plan hai.. Yahi jagah milli rukkne ko?? Delhi he rukkjaatey..

Main-Bakchod Delhi Mein Gand Marr jaati cbi then high command dono maartey fuck that..

Chang-So Yahaan kya karna hai??

Main-So first things first aao baitho.. Pura plan samjhaata hun Pehle Humein Yahaan kahin settle hona hai but Yahaan sehar Mein Nahi sehar k aas pass he kahin Jahaan chota mota ghar kiraaye par mill jaae cheaply or log bhi kam he hon.. Or koi tension nahi hai Humein ek baar sab bhull Jaao Sanjay Dusty my family sab bhool Jaao..

Chang-ok So ghar milega kaise??ye jo 6000 rupaye hain isme ghanta kuch nahi milega..

Main-5700 to be exact.. And true isme kuch bhi nahi milega.. But the good news is I have a plan.. So i have a giant mobile almost 90000 kaa liya tha isko bechenge and best thing ye hai iska bill bhi mere mobile Mein he padda hai so at least 50-60 hajaar mill jaayenge.. And then Same with Ami kaa phone uska bill bhi uske mobile Mein he hai.. Or good news ye hai ki mera bill Rishi k Naam hai or Ami kaa bill Anjali k Naam so tum dono Jaao koi badi c dukaan dhundo dono mobiles kaa milaake 1 lakh easily mill Jaana chaahiye Baat rahi tere phone ki toh i know tere pass iska bill toh hoga nahi toh black Mein bechenge isko toh 30% millega muskil se so ye tera phone main use karunga..

Chang- What the fuck..

Main-Tujhe kya karna haibe itane bade phone kaa.. Or suno tum dono ye bech k new phones lelena jo inse saste hon bahot saste 10k Mein mast android mobiles miltey hain..

Ami-Dafukk.. Great..

Main-Stop crying Jaao phone bechke aao main yahin millunga bill print karwaalena MobBill Naam se pdf hai storage Mein.. Or laa tera phone dedey..

Maine apna mobile leke usme se Sab udaadiya then simcard toda .. Or chang kaa mobile liya uske pass one plus 8 pro tha almost brand new.. bech toh ye bhi shakta tha main but again ye saale ne pata nahi kaise khareeda hoga bill will hoga nahi toh 55000 kaa mobile log 20000 takk muskill se lenge itane Mein new aaega Uppar se risk alag so fuck it main use karunga..

Simcards kaa issue tha nahi woh chang k pass bahot Saare hotey hain mujhe ye kaafi hoga simcard apna woh dekhenge.. Ab main fir wahaan tapri par baithke cigarette peene laga..Ab mujhe laga unhe jyaada time nahi lagega lekin wohlog k wait Mein maine 1 ghanta nikaal diya. Main bc wahaan baitha tha toh woh tapri waala tau ghurre mujhe toh sharmaake mujhe time to time kuch lena padd raha tha kuch se i mean cigarette.. Local news paper bhi padha maine jahan se ek or idea milla mujhe..

Wohlog net 1 ghantey Mein waapis aaye..

Main-Kya be?? Itana time..

Chang-Aji Haan halwa hai Yahaan kon 1 lakh k mobiles khareedega bhalla 1 ghante Mein Ek shop milli Jaake..

Main-Ab money situation bata mujhe..

Chang- So aapka phone gaya 54000 Mein..

Main-What the fuck almost half.. Abe brand new tha.. 90000 lage they..

Chang-Aji Haan.. Ab ussne Humein cash Mein payment ki or dusara phone bhi khareed raha tha but payment online transfer de raha tha toh hum gaye aage.. Ami kaa mobile gaya 25000 Mein..

Main-Maadarjaat lutt gaye tum toh..

Chang-Second hand stuff aise he Jaata Hai..

Maim-Bhenchod fir toh second hand he lena chaahiye..

Chang- True..

Chang-So ab naya phone bhi jaruri tha jo Humein paddey 24000 k..

Main-Waah bc.. Waah.. Toh ek hissab se ek phone toh bikka he nahi usko toh tumne he rakh liya.

Chang - Toh mobiles bhi toh jaruri hain with internet..

Main-Fuck.. Ok toh humare pass hain 60000.. Well great.. Ok.. Makes sense.. But don't worry i have a fucking humongous idea..

Chang- What??

Main-Ye dekh..

Ye bol maine usko newspaper kaa page dikhaya..

Chang - "2 Kilo 200 gram afeem pakadi gayi sector 12 Mein.." dafukk Afeem bechenge ab??

Main-Abe lodu niche dekh ad.

Chang-Entrance test and Interviews?? LAXMI College of Engineering..

Main-Yes..

Chang - Ab padhoge wahaan Jaake or paise kharach..

Main-Abe Lund padhunga nahi padhaaunga..

Chang - Aji Haan Jaao Jaao.. Wait kar rahe hain wohlog jaiye.. Aise noukari milti hogi.. Documents hain degree hai??

Main-Nahi but mere pass tu hai..

Chang - Hain??

Main-Tu ab ek kaam kar koi internet cafe Jaa or mere liye degrees bana.. 10th 12th btech mtech..

Chang - Waah.. Aise he hojaata hoga.. Kaam karwaalo Saare Pehle ye nahi ki beta Chang kabse ghum raha tha thakk gaya hoga kuch derr baith or kuch khaa le..

Main-Abe sun sun sun.. Bukh lagi hai?? Aaja betey ko khilata hun..

Ami-Juth bol raha hai boss Train Mein free kaa Khaana bahot thussa hai issne..

Main-Bhosdk.. Bhaag.. Phone nikaal or record kar.. Sun ek photo le meri or edit kar thodi skin dark karna beard heavy kardena. and 10th 12th marksheet par black and white daaldena..Naam rakhna Ankit.. Only Ankit.. Maine 10th ki hai 14 ki age Mein then 12th 16 ki age Mein btech Mechanical Engineering 20 ki age Mein and Mtech then 22 ki age Mein and ab pichle 2 saal se phd kar raha hun University of California USA se distance learning se.. Jyaada faadu student nahi hun but above average hun main.. Loopholes nahi chaahiye Rehne waala main Noida ka hun family Mein Koi nahi hai all dead.. Ok karliya record?? Maadarchod main dikhaaunga logon ko agar mere dimag kaa misuse karta toh kya kya kar leta main..

Chang - OK. Isme time lagega bahot jyaada.. Maybe raat takk hojaaega..

Main- Don't worry tabtak humlog Rehne kaa jugaad karte hain or Haan simcard dedey Ami ko koi.. And mere pass tera hai he so kaam hojaae tab tere number par call karna..

Chang-Ok boss..

Main-Jaa..

Chang-But Yahaan itana strong internet or Pc Kahaan milega..

Main-Dhundle mill jaayega itani badi city hai kahin toh milega..

Chang-Yelo 55000.. Mujhe ab kuch paise waapis do..

Maine usko kuch paise diye and woh chala gaya wahaan se..

Ami-So what's the plan boss..

Main-Ye college hai old lekin new principal hai or new idea add kar raha hai teachers k liye entrance test rakha hai inhone engineering based.. 3 teachers chaahiye 2 Chemistry ek physics.. Ab entrance test toh main clear kar he lunga degrees kaa karna padega kuch jo chang kardega but woh original degrees nahi laa shakta toh uske liye bhi plan hai mere pass..

Ami-But log pehchaan lenge college Mein tumhe..

Main-Nahi pehchaanenge Uttarakhand ko bahaar waalon se koi Matlab nahi hota Ami wohlog apne Mein khuss hain so Yahaan ghanta koi jaanta hoga mujhe. Also Entrance test 6 din Baad hai yaani result aaega then interview toh almost 10 days kaa process hai or 10 days Mein Meri beard almost fully grown hojaaegi.. Fir pehchaanenge?? Then juth muth kaa ek chasma laga lo najar waala..

Ami-Great.. But where are you going with this?? Job?? Ghar?? Yahin settle hona hai kya..

Main-Obviously Haan Ami haryana lambe time takk nahi Jaa shaktey or Bovice yaa Boe pata nahi kab bulaaega tabtak Humein kuch toh karna hai and then Iss bich Sanjay par bhi najar rakhni haina... Kya pata woh family ki taraf mudd jaae muddega nahi but socho muddgaya toh.or sabse important ye hai ki humein Yahaan gumm hojaana hai like koi expect nahi karega ki AP Roorkee Mein Kahin teacher bana baitha hai..

Ami-Makes sense.. You are smart boss..

Main-Thank-you.. Now lets find some place to live..

Ami-Again bina I'd proofs kon rakhega humein.. Or I'd dikhaa di toh fir Jaan jaayenge..

Main-Yaar question matt karo itane main sab Dekhlunga..

Maine mobile Mein map dekha and paidal he sehar se bahaar ki taraf chal paddey.Kyunki sehar k andar jitane paise Mein ek room milega itane paise Mein Yahaan ek chota ghar mill Jaana tha and then bheed kam hogi.Or sehar se nikale toh ek chota saa kasba tha like ek kasba jo sehar se bahaar tha but jyaada bahaar nahi..lower and Middle class log reh rahe they idhar medium se pakke makaan they kai for sale and PG k boards lage they gharon k bahaar but kuch thode high end they toh mehngey honge and kuch kaafi chotey they 3 Bandon k liye.. Ab 1 ghar Humne fix kiya jo medium saa tha single floor ghar tha 3 rooms they usme.. Humne wahaan ek ladke se pata kiya toh woh ghar Ek Retired Fouji kaa tha jiska khudka ghar uske bagal Mein he tha.. Woh uski wife k sath rehta hai kaafi Saare makaan or dukaan hain uski aas pass Mein rent par or uski wife he ye sab dekhti hai.. Or recently Yahaan 3-4 young ladke rehke gaye they jinhe police ki help se bhagaaya Fouji ne toh woh log easily makaan nahi denge.. But uss ladke ne bataaya Uncle aunty dono he bahot sareef hain bus yahi toh chaahiye tha.. Iss bich woh Aunty ghar se bahaar nikali jisse maine dekha toh 45-50 ki typical indian aunty thi saree pehni thi ussne or shakal se bhi sareef he lagi.. Itani derr Mein toh padh gaya main usko.. Nice.. And new plan ready.. Iske liye again Chang ki jarurat padegi obviously.. So uske aane kaa wait karna padega. Bhenchod action hero se family drama hero ban gaya tha maadarchod main gand he maarli thi time ne..

Main or Ami wahaan se thoda piche ek park Mein baith gaye tabtak.. Ami ne pakaana suru kiya mujhe ki kya family members ab nahi maanenge maine mana kardiya usko obviously nahi maanenge but hopefully kuch toh hoga.. Warna fir its ok woh khuss rahein bus.. Then ussne Anaa kaa pucha toh uska bhi bataaya maine.. Koi naa seh lenge thoda.. Ye toh hona he tha.. Ye jawab diya maine usko but mere andar main he bata shakta tha Kitana sad tha main sad nahi disappointed bol shaktey hain.. I lost faith in everything.. Every fucking thing..

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Update-132(New Home)


Ab Chang free hua almost 3 ghante Baad raat k 8. 30 baje ussne Kahaa ki sab kuch hogaya jo achi Baat thi uske pass adress bheja maine uss park kaa and then 15 minutes Mein Woh wahaan aagaya..

Main-Pehle toh bol kuch khaaega??

Chang-Ab kya kaam hai Yaar??

Main-Mast kaam hai sun Humne ghar dekh liya ek bada he mast hai or sab details pata karli but ek issue hai Uncle retired Fouji hai so I know bina documents koi andar Jaane nahi dega..

Chang - Toh kya hua fake ids jindabaad hain..Mere pass kai photocopies hain fake id's ki..

Main-Original hai koi??

Chang-Nahi.. Original High Command waalon k pass Chhod aaya..

Main-So then plan mera chalega.. Sun.. Tujhe karna kya hai.. Bollywood movies dekhta hai??

Chang-Naa..

Main-Koi naa toh humein sympathy gain karni hai unki.. Kahani sunaani hai unhe ki humara samaan train Mein chori hogaya jisme humari ids or paise they ab Humaare bank account Mein Kuch paise they jo online transaction se nikaal liye Humne but ids nahi hain..Photocopy hain ids ki..

Chang-Movies Mein he chalta hoga ye Yahaan koi raipta maardega..

Main-I know aise nahi chalega issi liye tu kaam aaega..

Chang - OK kya karun ab?? Uss Aunty ko set karun??

Main-Arrey Waah tujhe kaise pata chala??

Chang- What the fuck. Main majaak kar raha tha.. Fuck no what the fuck ye main nahi karunga main bus stand par sojaaunga..

Main-Chup be main bhi majaak kar raha tha..

Chang-Thankyoh.. Toh karna kya hai..

Main - Abe woh rahi Aunty.. Sun live action karna hai tujhe bc.. Dekh woh Uncle safed kurtey Mein Woh Fouji hai or woh Aunty uski wife.. Dono apne ghar k bahaar tehal rahe hain ab tujhe karna ye hai ki woh dekh raha hai Aunty k kaan k uppar phone maine dekha tha din Mein I Phone hai.. Toh tu Jaa Bhaag phone cheen le or Bhaag ab main or Ami idhar se aayenge tereko raipatt maarenge and terese phone cheen lenge and then tu Bhaag Jaana.. Aunty ko denge phone and aage kaa main Dekhlunga..

Chang- Ye ho kya gaya hai tumhe?? Kya chutiyapa macha rahe ho.. Kya planning hai ye? Ek din Mein saikdon logon ko thokne ki planning karte they tum or ye kya hai?? Tatti.. Itane loopholes.. Ab mujhe bhi toh sath rehna hai toh main phone cheenlunga toh mujhe dekh nahi lenge woh..

Main - Abe munh dhaklena ye le mera rumaal.. Andhera dekh udhar street light 50 meter durr hai unse.. Ghanta dikhega.. And then waapis aaye tab ye tere bag se kapdey badal lena Yahaan paid k piche..

Chang - OK.. Then woh retired Fouji hai gand fodne laga toh..

Main-Abe nahi ab bimaar rehta hai woh maine sab pata kiya hai isiliye sab uski wife dekhti hai..

Chang - OK then agar koi gun hui toh??

Main-Bhosdk fir Marr jaaiyo tu waise bhi ye sawaal karta raha toh main maardunga.. Jaldi se Jaa wohlog andar chale gaye toh plan chopat hojaaega..

Chang - Ye plan flop hoga pakka..

Main-Tu apna part kar bhai Baaki main Dekhlunga.. Negative piece of shit.. Ye tera bag yahin paid k piche rakhdey..

Chang - OK here goes nothing..

Main-Or sun fake ids kiss Naam se hai tere pass??

Chang - Mere mobile Mein he hain.. Ankur Naam se hai ek..

Main-Bus toh fir tu Ankur hai..

Chang-Nice..

Chang me mera rumaal munh par baandha and then Jaane laga..

Ami-Boss i must say bahot ghatiya plan hai..

Main-Chup re.

Ami-What if woh pehchaan gaye tumhe??

Main-Hell no itana bhi popular nahi hua hun main.. Or by chance pehchaan bhi gaye toh fir dekhenge kon Pehle waapis bhaagega..

Ye sun Ami hansi..

Ab main or Ami aagaye main galli Mein or Humse kaafi aage Chang un dono k pass se nikala galli Mein Ek aadh uncle aunty or bhi they but koi jawaan nahi tha.. So plan sahi tha.. Ab Chang waapis mudda uss Aunty ne phone cut kiya he tha ki Chang uske pass se nikala or phone jhapta hath se.. Aunty kuch samjh paati usase Pehle toh chang Bhaag liya ab Aunty chilaae woh Fouji uske piche bhi bhaaga but itana pace nahi tha uncle k pass..

"Chorr Chorr Chorr.... Ab maine kandhe par Ami kaa bag taanga or aise chalne laga maano mujhe toh kuch pata he nahi hai.. And then jaise he Chang mere pass aaya maine usko maara dhakka and then mera bag fainka or usko pakkad liya..

Main-Bhosdk phone toh Chhod..

Chang ne phone Chhod diya maine liya phone or usko pakkade rakha..

Main-Ab sun ek mast saa punch rakh dey munh par i know pure din se frustration toh hai he tere andar.. Or Bhaag j...

Chang ne Baat puri honey se Pehle he maara mere munh par solid punch real solid.. Like main piche Jaake girra or Chang bhaaga wahaan se uske piche kuch ladke bhaage like 18-19 age waale ladke jo side Mein badminton khel rahe they.. But ab naa milega woh.. Mere munh se literally khoon behne laga tha maine khoon thukka.. Fuck you Chang.. Woh Fouji or woh Aunty sabse Pehle aae mere pass..

Aunty-Tum Theek Toh Ho beta..

Or jaise he uss Aunty ne apne phone se Pehle mera haal pucha main samjh gaya ye log badhiya hain.. Uncle ne mujhe hath deke uthaaya..

Aunty-Suno jarra first aid kit le aana..

Main-Arrey nahi Aunty ji main theek hun its ok. Koi Baat nahi.. Chinta matt kijiye aap.. Yelijiye phone..

Uncle-Arrey bhai khoon aaraha hai munh se.. Aao idhar aao..

Ab Baaki ek uncle aunty or aagaye.. Woh Fouji mujhe apne ghar k bahaar legaya or bahaar lage bench par bithaaya uski wife Paani ka glass leke aai..

Fouji-Ye peeyo beta kuch thook dena..

Main-Ji dhanywaad..

Ami-Theek ho tum?? Jyaada toh nahi lagi..

Main-Naa naa I am ok..

Aunty-Kiddey paddey kameene ko Suno ji Aajkal ye sab apne area Mein bahot jyaada horaha hai police ko complaint karni he padegi..

Fouji-Haan..

Aunty-Bechaare ko maara bhi..

Uncle2-Bada he bahaduri waala kaam kiya beta tumne toh.. Yahaan k toh nahi lagtey??

Main-Nahi uncle ji main Bhopal se hun ye hai meri behen Ami..

Ami-Ji namastey..

Uncle2-Namastey beta.. Yahaan kisske Yahaan par aae ho beta.??

Main-Kissi k Yahaan nahi ucnle..

Uncle2-Acha.. Fir Yahaan kaise..

Main-Puchiye matt uncle ji jo aunty k sath hua abhi waisa he kuch Humaare sath hua lekin wahaan hum apna samaan bacha nahi paae..

Uncle2 - Matlab beta??

Main-Uncle aaj subah nikale they bhopal se by train raaste Mein humara bag chori hogaya uncle humara sab ussi Mein tha..

Uncle2-Oho ho... Kya Hoga Iss Desh kaa.. Lo bhalla..

Main-Ji mera bada bhai hai ek usko noukari milli hai Yahaan or meri job bhi yahin Roorkee Mein lagne waali hai toh hum teeno yahin shift hone k liye aarahe they uncle.. Sab legaye..

Aunty -Naash paddey un kameeno kaa.. Lekin tumhara bhai Kahaan hai beta.. Mera Matlab theek toh hai??

Main-Ji woh police station Mein he hain report wagairaah k liye..Lekin wahaan se koi help nahi mill rahi..

Aunty-Ye aadhe police waale mille hotey hain isme beta..

Uncle - Toh tum beta Yahaan kaise??

Main- woh piche uncle ek ghar dekh rahe they Rehney k liye toh unhone kaha ki subah aayenge makaan maalik ab raat bharr bahaar toh nahi reh saktey naa uncle behen hai sathmein.

Aunty-Haan beta theek Keh rahe ho.. Mahool Kahaan hai Aajkal..

Main-Ji toh wahaan bataaya yayaan bhi kuch ghar hain kiraaye par.. Toh idhar aarahe they..

Aunty - Kiraaye par chaahiye beta??

Main-Ji..

Aunty-Kaisa ghar dekh rahe ho..

Main - Kaisa bhi ho aunty ji bus hum 3 k liye..

Uncle-Ye darshall beta piche ye jo ghar dekh rahe ho ye humara ghar hai jo Kiraaye k liye dena hai Humein.. Lekin abhi andar walls par paint nahi hua hai darshall pichle kiraayedaar jo they woh badmash they beta kuch kuch draw kardiya hai deewaron par toh agar ek do din rukk saktey ho toh ye dekhlena..

Main-Ye piche waala uncle..?? Red door..

Uncle - Ji ji..

Main-Arrey ye toh sahi hai uncle ji.. Deewar wagairaah se Humein koi dikkat nahi hai jab aapko theek lage tab karwaa lena..

Aunty-Beta bahot he ashleel kaam kar rakha hai.. Bitiya hai Tumhaare sath acha nahi lagta aise..

Main-Aunty raat bharr bahaar Rehne se kahin acha hai.. Or ye samajhdaar hai..

Ami-Ji aunty Humein koi issue nahi hai.. Raat bharr sadkon par nikalne se laakh times acha hai..

Aunty - Baat toh theek hai beta aapki.. Aao fir dekho aap..

Main-Arrey aunty dekh he kiya bilkul sahi hai..

Aunty - Fir bhi beta aao andar se toh dekho.. Aao..

Uncle- Haan bhai aao aao..

Main utha or un dono k sath chal padda Ami apni hansi roukkey thi.. Ye Yahaan maine prove kardiya ki sareef logon ko chutiya banana Kitana ashaan hai..

Uncle ne apne ghar se chaabi laake gate khola Uska toh ghar kaafi sahi tha bc space bhi theek tha. 3 rooms ek bathroom washroom and kitchen hall bhi tha chota sa. Lekin aage jaise light on hui toh bc rooms ki walls par Lund kahin chut bana rakhe they uske alawa galiyan wagairaah likhi thi.. Dafukk..

Uncle-Kuch badtameez students they beta bus pucho matt jeena haraam kardiya tha..

Main-Ji ji.. Koi dikkat nahi uncle ghar toh badhiya he hai lekin Humein makaan maalik ache chaahiye they kyunki behen bhi hai sath Mein toh aap samjh he rahe ho..

Uncle-Bilkul bilkul..

Main - or aaplog bahot ache lage mujhe.. Humein ghar pasand hai Aunty..

Aunty-Chalo acha hai beta..

Main-Rent wagairaah aunty ji..

Aunty-Rent toh aisa hai beta isase Pehle waale jo they woh 16000 per month detey they tumlog ache log ho tumlog 12000 dedena.. Or 12000 advance lekin mereko pata hai aapke sath kya hua toh aap thode din Baad doge toh bhi theek hai..

Main-Arrey nahi aunty.. Paise hain humare pass online banking kaa jaadu hai aunty mobile se nikalwaaliye they..

Uncle-Arrey toh beta woh kissi or kaam aajaenge Humein toh baadmein dedena..

Main-Nahi uncle hisaab toh hissab he hota itane ache log ho aap.. Ye lijiye 24000..

Aunty-Arrey bus kiraaya dedo beta advance baadmein dedena rakho tumlog rakho.. Jarurat padegi.. Or Haan Khaana beta agar khud banaaoge toh kitchen ye raha or agar cook nahi karna toh apne bagal Mein Jo ghar hain woh ek tiffin services chalaatey hain toh unse Khaana mangwaalena.. Bade ache log hain..

Main-Ji..

Aunty-Or Haan beta id wagairaah kuch??

Main-Woh toh nahi hain aunty ji i mean original toh gayi he.. Photocopy jarur hain..

Aunty-Bus woh kaafi hai beta..

Main-Woh mere bhai k pass hai usko address bhejdeta hun main woh aajaega fir dedunga aunty ji..

Aunty-Koi ni subah dedena beta.. Aaaj kaa khana humari taraf se hai thodi derr Mein bhejti hun..

Main-Ji..

Aunty-Main dinner kar he rahi hun taiyar..

Ye bolke Aunty chali gayi wahaan se..

Main-Thank-you so much uncle..

Uncle-Don't worry beta. Take care.. Koi dikkat ho toh bataana.

Main-Ji..ek baar firse bahot bahot dhanywaad uncle kon karta hai Aajkal itan..

Uncle-Beta ekdusare ki madad karne se he humlog aage badh shaktey hain tumne humari help ki Humne Tumhaari..

Main-Ji..

Ye bol unhone mere kandhe par hath rakha or wahaan se chale gaye.. Haash.. Main dhadaam se bed par girr padda bc sareer tutt gaya tha Dard se.. Fuck.. Main leta woh room maine leliya Ami side waale room Mein gayi.. Ab main akela tha or main sochne laga Kahaan galat tha main.. Technically bahot jagahon par galat tha main jiss din main ghar se nikala tha Abeer k sath uss din se leke aajtak bahot jagah galat tha main aisa mujhe lagta tha ab aapko kya lagta hai woh aap bataao ek kahani sunata hun main jo kahani nahi sach hai sabko Jaanana tha ki maine kya kiya 1.5 saal Mein Kahaan tha main kaise tha main kaise bacha main and then most importantly ye kaise ban gaya main.. Ye sabko Jaanana tha but truth ye thi ki mujhe khudko Jaanana tha ye sab.. Toh main bataata hun Kahaan tha main kaise tha main or ye kaise ban gaya main.. Get Ready For A Stormy Ride..

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The New Chapter Or An Old One.


Update-133(The Past - 1 How It All Started)



Flashback:-

Ye sab Suru hua uss din jiss din main bahot kuch kho chuka tha mere life ki most important part Riya ne mujhe just dump kardiya tha woh bhi bahot kuch Keh ke.. Lets get back to that..

"Main Riya ko apne se durr jaatey hue dekhta raha mera sirr bahot jorrse dard kar raha tha mujhe chakkar aane lage they main turant gaadi mein aaya paani ki bottle thi andar maine jeb se 3 pills nikaal ke leli .....baarish suru hogayi thi or main seat par he girrgaya tha thodi derr shaanti caahiye thi mereko maybe behonsh hogaya yaa sogaya yaa pills kaa Assar tha, main pata nahi kabtak behonsh raha ....mujhe tab honsh aaya jab kissi ne car kaa darwaaja knock kiya Maine halke-2 aankhe kholi toh dekha ki koi aadmi khadda hai rain coat pehne halki-2 baarish chaalu thi or usne sirr se paaon takk raincoat odhrakha tha....Maine thoda saa sishaa khola...

Main-kya haibe. .

Aadmi-aap theek toh hain...?

Main-kyun ...?

Aadmi-nahi kaafi time se aap andar he hain mujhe laga kuch hogaya...?

Main-toh usme tere Baap kaa kya jaata haibe nikal idhar se...

Aadmi-ohh!sorry to disturb sir...main ye business cards distribute karta hun sir company k...please have 1 sir...

Main-kya fancy dress company hai kya...??

Aadmi-are nahi sir ...

Main-toh ye shaktimaan k kilwish waali dress kyun pehni hai...

Aadmi-nice sense of humour sir...humlog loggon ki maddad kartey hain sir ...ye lijiye....

Ye bol usne mujhe ek card diya Maine usko ek baar dekha or aage dashboard par rakhdiya...woh bhi chala gaya...or main firse aaj hui ghatnaaon k baare mein sochney laga. (Update - 250. Part 1)..

Toh woh business card uss time toh mujhe normal laga like simple saaa seedha.. Isliye maine uspar likha kuch bhi nahi padha and uske Baad maine cd bar Mein Jaake Riya k gum Mein daru pee like bahot jyaada daru..

Uss time mujhe maalum nahi tha ki ye visiting card meri jindagi badal dega.. Kuch din Baad jab main dobara Gaadi Mein tha tab achanak se mera Dhyaan gaya is card k Uppar bada ajeeb tha bc ye what the fuck.. Bahot he cool card tha..

"Need Help?
Come to Us?
We are only here to help people like you.."

Maine kaha kissi psychiatrist doctor ka advertising hoga.. Lekin woh card still sense nahi bana raha tha koi aisa card kaise bana shakta hai.. Then maine baareeki se dekha toh usme ek website link tha what the fuck.. Maine turant mobile Mein Woh link daala toh ek chatroom khull gaya, jisme 2 bandey he they 1 main or dusara jiska Naam tha usme Stranger..Mujhe laga koi gandu troll kar raha hai.. Main ek lambi chaudi Gaali type kar raha tha usme lekin usase Pehle ek message aaya jisse dekh meri aankhein bahaar aagayi.. Jisme likha tha "Hi AP".. Ye maadarchod ko kaise pata main kon hun.. Fir mujhe laga koi hoga software dikhta hoga kuch.. But then maine usase pucha ki tujhe kaise maalum kon hun main.. Then aage ki chats kuch aise thi..

Stranger - Mujhe sab pata hai AP.

Main-Jaise..

Stranger - Jaise tum abhi apni Gaadi Mein baithe ho school ki parking Mein or apne friends kaa wait kar rahe ho yaa yun kahun apne brothers ka.

Meri gand fatt gayi ye kon hai maadarchod parking underground thi or parking Mein main akela tha Iss maadarchod ko kaise maalum.

Stranger - Or sabse important mujhe ye bhi pata hai ki tum kiss cheej se ladd rahe ho.. Or haar rahe ho..

Main-Matlab..

Stranger-Stop lying AP ye tumhe bhi pata hai ki tum andar he andar Marr rahe ho Vertigo tumhe khohala kar raha hai beshak tum bahaar se cool ban rahe ho beshak Tumhaari medical reports normal hain lekin deep inside tumhe pata hai ki you are dying AP..

Bhenchod ye ho kya raha hai i know ye sach tha 100% sach i was dying at that point vertigo pills mujhe bus kuch seconds k liye better feel karwa rahi thi.. Main bahaar se khuss tha mera dimag bullet train se seedha rocket ship ban gayaa tha main sab kuch figure out kar paa raha tha easily.. Mujhe sab easy lag raha tha Surendra ek chota bacha lag raha tha mujhe or mujhe pata tha main harra he dunga usse.. Lekin in sab k bich main Marr raha tha like majaak nahi seriously main Marr raha tha or mera dimag ye baar baar suggest kar raha tha ki main Marr raha hun but mujhe hua kuch nahi tha sab theek tha.. But mera dimag uss time itana teji tha woh future bata raha tha mujhe mera.. Or ye bahot bhayaanak tha I know main AP tha but mout se bhalla kisko darr nahi lagega.. Main marrna nahi chaahta tha itana easy toh nahi no way..

Stranger - What happened?? Shocked ho?? Dont worry itana easily nahi marroge tum. You are something else AP Belive that you are a superhuman.. You are made for something special so you can't die like that.. Thats why i am here, to help you.. Tell me AP do you need my help?? I promise you there is not a single doctor in this entire world that can save you.. You can check it yourself no one has ever recovered from Vertigo. But you can and you will.

Main-How?? Who are you??

Stranger-That is not important AP I am just a little member of Biggest syndicate in Asia.. MY name is MOGUI.. If you want to live then come here..

Uske Baad ek location k coordinates they.. Who the fuck is this and what the fuck is happening.. Maine woh location check ki toh location dekh meri or gand fatt gayi kyunki location thi Nepal k ek chote se village Dughla ki jiska Naam Maine Pehli baar suna tha ab waise toh main wahaan bilkul nahi Jaata lekin jiss hissab se Uss stranger ne merese Baat ki thi uss hissab se mera Jaana jaruri tha.. I know ye ek stupid choice thi but I didn't have any other options kyunki duniya kaa koi bhi hospital meri bimari ko theek karne ki Haan nahi bol raha tha i didn't know what the fuck was going on sab assumptions par chal rahe they.. Ab mere pass wahaan Jaane k alaawa koi option nahi tha jyaada se jyaada kya hoga?? Maar denge mujhe?? Marr toh waise bhi raha he hun main so it doesn't make any difference.. So main wait kar raha tha ab Surendra k end hone kaa kyunki usko Chhod k nahi Jaa shakta tha main isliye uske liye or jaldbaaji ki maine.. Abeer ko bataaya maine ye sab usse bhi vishwaash nahi hua but again option wahi tha. Ghar waalon ko batata toh kabhi nahi Jaane detey mujhe.. Isliye jo they main or Abeer he they.. Isliye Surendra ka end karke Main or Abeer nikale ghar se kissi ko kuch nahi pata tha even guards takk ko pata nahi chala hum kab bahaar gaye.. Mobile wagairaah sab Chhod diya tha ghar par.. Ghar se seedhe city ki side aae paidal he wahaan se auto liya bus stand k liye and humlog bus stand se seedha bus leke Delhi pohanchey..Kyunki Delhi se direct Kathmandu k liye train thi.. Advance Mein bookings wagairaah kuch nahi karwaya tha kyunki Humein hidden he Jaana tha.. Humlog ko New Delhi se train milli Kathmandu k liye Woh journey 7 hours ki thi or humlog itana thakk gaye they ki train Mein baithtey he so gaye mujhe Abeer ne uthaya toh Kathmandu Aa chuka tha humlog wahaan uttare checking wagairaah hui wahaan. Nepal basically India he hai not a big deal. Subah 8 baje humlog Kathmandu Railway station se bahaar nikale.. Yahaan se ab Humein almost 120km Jaana tha ab thankfully Humein wahaan currency convertor mill gaya easily language Bhi understandable thi mostly log tutti futti English and Hindi bol rahe they.. Wahaan se Humein ek taxi mili jo Humein location se 3 km piche utaar degi.. View kaafi amazing tha wahaan kaa durr se mountains kaa view bc Ekdum sick tha.. It was pretty lit.. Duniya Mein roads aage jaate hain Yahaan maadarchod Uppar ki taraf Jaa rahe they.. Side Mein Badi badi khayi(ditch) thi bhenchod or hum Uppar he jaate jarahe they.. Mountains mostly snow se he dhakke hue they..

Driver-How you got permit??

Main-Permit??

Driver-Permit kaisa milla tum..

Main-Permit what permit??

Driver-Permit to climb mount everest.. Uppar Jaane k liye permit hota government give you.. Woh kaise milla?

Main-Mount everest what the fuck. A jaanwar kya bol raha hai ye..

Driver-Arrey Dughla Mein jaaoge toh Everest chaddne k vaastey jaayega naa?? Udhar or koi nahi Jaata.. Only people go there to climb mount everest Dughla is starting point basically.. Or kuch nahi hai udhar..

Abeer-Iski Maa kaa mount everest bhenchod ye kya bakchodi hai be AP.. Bhosdk dangerous hai tere sath aana ye bola tha tune bhenchod mount everest he climb karni padegi ye naa maalum tha..

Main-Bhosdk mujhe Lund pata hai.. Or aise he chadha Jaata hoga Everest bc laash bhi naa mille gi...

Woh driver ne socha hum bhenchod chutiye hain or chup chaap Gaadi chalane laga..Mujhe pata tha ye gaon Himalayas range Mein Hai but ye nahi maalum tha.. What the fuck bhenchod mount everest dafukkk...

Bhenchod maano Gaadi Mein he pahaad chadd rahe hon humlog what the fuck.. Finally humlog apni desired location par pohanchey wahaan uttare Dughla Yahaan se seedha tha almost 3 kms.. Ye ek chota saa kasba tha like 6-7 ghar ek restaurant and 2 hotels, bus ye tha wahaan.. Humne Khaana khaaya wahaan or wahaan se bhi Humein pata chal ki Dughla Mein keval log Mount everest chaddney yaa dekhne jaate hain toh Humne kaha hum dekhne he jaarahe hain durr se.. Bhenchod samjh kuch nahi aaraha tha lekin curiosity itani thi ki bus abtoh Jaana he hai..

Ab dhoop nikal aai thi toh shardi nahi thi utani.. Humne paidal chalna suru kiya views bahot he gajab they but uss time main views nahi dekh raha tha gand fatti paddi thi kya hone waala hai kya nahi.. Or finally humlog Dughla pohanchey toh bhenchod ye bhi ek chota saa gaon he tha 15 buildings Hongi total wahaan par sab lakadi ki traditional Nepali buildings thi..

Abeer-Abe Yahaan Aa toh gaye kiske pass Jaana Hai kyun Jaana Hai?? Kaise Jaana Hai..

Main-Chal puchlenge.. Aage toh Aa Yahaan se kaise puchega..

Abeer-Bhenchod woh dekh woh mount everest hogi haina?? Bc itana close wtf..

Main-Arrey gand ki mount everest bhosdk.. Yahaan gand marri paddi hai...

"AP"...

Main-Kon hai bc? ?

Main Piche mudda toh ek bahot he cute c ladki khaddi thi..

Main - Sorry maine dekha nahi.. Ek second what the fuck tum mera Naam kaise jaanti ho??

Ladki-Hi Myself Snow. Mujhe tumhe receive karne bheja gaya hai..

Main-Haan lekin Jaana Kahaan hai??

Ladki-Are you well fed?? Khaana theek se khaaya hai? Because it's a long journey..

Main-Yeah.. We good.. But Jaana Kahaan hai??

Ladki-Follow me..

Main-A listen mount everest toh nahi chaddna haina??

Snow-Are you insane?? Woh impossible hain yun tum jaison k liye.. Now follow me.

Ussne ek bag taanga tha or humare aage aage chalne lagi woh..

Snow-Woh dekh rahe ho apne piche woh bada saa pole..

Main-Yeah..

Snow-Woh Mount Everest kaa main trekking point hai..4 kms hai Yahaan se woh.. Mostly log wahin se Uppar Jaana suru karte hain kyunki sabse easy woh hai.. Pehle 4 raaste hotey they ab bus 2 he hain government ne bandh kardiye Baaki.. Dono raaste ussi taraf se he hain.

Main-Nice.. Mere kya kaam aaega woh??

Snow-General knowledge.. Ab hum jarahe hain Jahaan wahaan Jaana allowed nahi hai even jo ye mountain k Uppar tum chal rahe ho Yahaan agar Tumhaare sath main nahi hoti toh abtak tumhe tranquilizer bullets se behosh kardiya gaya hota..

Main-Good To know..

Snow -Hum basically everest k piche jaayenge..

Main-What the fuck..

Snow-Yeah don't worry Uppar nahi Jaana Hai..

Main-Ye itana secretively kya hai??

Snow-Pata chal jaayega..

Humlog kaafi durr takk paidal chalte rahe ab toh snow aani suru hogayi thi pairon talle ek hisaab se humlog Uppar he chadd rahe they but easily...niche baraf aai toh bc chaddney Mein or gand fattne lagi thi ab.. Pata nahi Uss ladki k shoes sahi they yaa woh Humse better thi but woh kaafi easily jaarahi thi Rojj kaa kaam hoga iska bc . Or gajab Baat ye thi ki bhenchod abtak mujhe ek single banda naa dikha tha Yahaan par.. Snow jyaada he hoti jaarahi thi bc knees takk pair dhassne lage they..

Snow - Come on guys hurry up..

Main-A snow madam ye Yahaan ki snow Humein aane nahi derahi hai sorry..

Snow-Don't worry thoda aage chalke kam hojaaegi ye.. Everest ki wajah se aage snowfall nahi hota.. Bus 25 minutes more..

Ab woh Humse kaafi aage chal rahi thi..

Abeer-Bhai what the fuck is going on.. Gand fatt gayi chall chall k..

Main-No idea bhenchod.. But option nahi hai kuch ab..

Finally baraf khatam hui bhenchod or mountains nikal aae pairon talle.. Thankgod.. Humlog wahin girr paddey toh humare 4on taraf hills he hills thi hum niche they 4on taraf hills he thi.. Tab mujhe wahan kuch dikha or ek cheeej dikhi toh maine kuch or dhunda and then maine kuch or dhunda..

Main-A snow.. Ye snipers kaa kya kaam idhar..

Snow - You are smart i give you that.. Tumhe sniper Kahaan dikha..

Main-Woh Uppar Saamne hill k Uppar white suit pehen k leta hai uski gun kaa barell dikha mujhe..

Snow-Nice woh akela nahi hai or bhi hain Yahaan..

Main-I know 8 to be exact.. 3 uske left Mein Hain 2 apne piche waali hill par.. Or Baaki k 2 apne right Mein sabse unchi hill k Uppar udhar..

Ye sun woh shocked reh gayi..

Snow - You are good.. Very good..

Main-I know..

Snow-Ye trespassers k liye hain koi aise he naa chala aae..

Main-Cool.. Very cool..

Snow-1 miss kardiya tumne by the way..

Main-Yeah i know lekin woh sniper nahi hai woh binoculars se najar rakhe hue hai.. So he doesn't count.. Wait a second she doesn't count.. Ladki hai..

Ab Snow ki fatti gand Bhaag k uthi woh..

Snow-How do?? How do you know??

Main-I am smart..

Snow-Still itana easily..

Main-Very Very very smart..

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Update-134(The Past - 2 How It All Started)


Snow-You ok??

Main achanak se pura kaanpaney laga tha shock aane waala tha Abeer samjh gaya tha ussne apka bag utaara turant or Vertigo pills nikaalne laga.. Bahot lamba time nikaal diya tha bina pill k maine.. I mean jyaada lamba nahi train Mein lee thi maine.. Main jiss rock par baitha tha usase niche girr gaya main bc sirr Dard badh gaya tha Ekdum se bahot jyaada hogaya tha blackout hone laga tha main kuch najar nahi aaraha tha bc.. Tab Abeer ne ek pill or uske sath Paani daala mere munh Mein and then 20 seconds Baad sab shant..Holy fuck Dard increase hogaya tha Pehle se kaafi jyaada.. Main utha..

Snow-You ok??

Main-OH yeah.. I am fine.. Aage chalein??

Snow-Yeah.. 2 hours more..

Main-Main 5 hours chall shakta hun ab pill k Baad..

Snow-Sure.. But utana aage Jaana Nahi hai..

3 k aas pass baje they dophar k humlog pichle 4 ghanton se chal rahe they or ab aage badhne lage toh raasta kaafi tough hone laga tha lekin mereko ab thakan wagairaah nahi lag rahi thi Abeer ki gand fatt chuki thi..

Main-Yahaan koi rehta bhi hai??

Snow-Yep... Bahot log.. Bahot Saare log..

Bhenchod jaise he humlog aage badh rahe they security or tight dikh rahi thi wahaan par bahot se snipers or dikhe mujhe uske alaawa kaafi Saare hidden log jo lookout par they.. It was scary stuff bc..

Snow-Here come here.. Uppar chadd paaoge??

Main-Maybe. Uppar Jaana Hai??

Snow-Nahi.. Jaana toh aage hai Yahaan se kuch dkkhaati hun tumhe..Come up..

Ye bol woh patharon k sahare ek hill par chaddney lagi jo kaafi unchi thi bc gand fatt gayi Abeer toh Uppar aaya he nahi woh Uppar gayi Uppar se ek rassi daali ussne jisse pakkad Uppar Jaane Mein mereko aasaani hui.. Bc gand fatt gayi.. Main Uppar aake baith gaya or jorr jorr se sans lene laga..Bhenchod almost baadalon Mein tha main..

Snow-Loook...

Maine gardan Uppar uthaake niche dekha toh meri sansein rukk gayi.. Or aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi..

Main-What the fuck...

Humaare Saamne niche almost 2 kms aage ek pura town he bassa tha almost.. Pathar k kille type durr se he dikh rahe they.. Bahot bada like ek pura gaon he bassa tha Yahaan par.. What the fuck.. Dafukkk.. Buildings durr se old lag rahi thi kaafi old.. Uss area ko 4on taraf se mountains ne surround kar rakha tha uske alaawa uske chaaron taraf ek bahot he unchi deewar thi like bahot unchi almost 60 - 70 feet hogi.. or bichon bich woh jagah thi uss jagah k bichon bich ek killa type kuch tha bada saa Raja maharaja type..

Main-What the fuck is this.

Snow-Your new home.. Lets go down now..

Main kuch derr takk uss jagah ko he ghurrta raha this is fucking insane.. Gajab..

Snow-Lets go.. Aage bhi Jaana Hai..

"Move Snow Enough Sightseeing"..

Main-Arrey maadarchod gand he faad dega kya be.. Abhi rakh k deta tereko main..

Mere piche se ek aadmi nikal k aaya jo pura white suit Mein tha or hath Mein white he gun thi uske.. Gun bhi kya insane thi bhenchod aajtak nahi dekhi thi aisi gun maine..

Snow - Yeah we are going..

Ab niche uttarana thoda easy tha kyunki rope thi humlog uttare niche..

Abeer-Kya tha..

Main-Bhenchod puch matt.. Dafukk pura gaon bassa hai aage.

Abeer-Yahaan?? Gaonn??

Main-Yeah dafukk.. Insane..

Humlog aage badhe ab finally humlog ne last mountain cross kiya or tab woh jagah Humaare Saamne thi bus 500 meter durr hogi.. Holy shit this is insane. Maadarchod.. What the fuck..

Uska gate itana bada tha ki bc machines hongi kholne k liye.. What the fuck.. Uss deewar k Uppar se bahot Saari guns Humaare Uppar pointed thi bahot Saari like 100 guards toh gate k Upparr he they..Gate k bahar 10-12 guards they sabke kapdey ajeeb se they or sabke pass katanas thi.. Hum jaise jaise aage badhe woh jagah bhenchod or badi lagne lagi.. Finally hum uss giant gate k Saamne pohanchey..

Guard1-Welcome back snow..

Snow-Thanks..

Ab uss gate Mein Ek chota saa gate or tha woh khulla or humlog aae andar..Andad pair rakha toh bhenchod andar kaa scene alag he tha. Bichon bich ek sadak thi jo aage jaarahi thi uske dono taraf makaan they like puraane makaan bahot bade bade..Or tarah tarah k log bhi they wahaan like Indian, Nepali, Chinese Africans bhi and Americans bhi.. What the hell.. Woh sab apna kaam Chhod Humein he ghurr rahe they jo mujhe awkward laga.. Hum or aage chale toh ek stable aaya Jahaan bahot Saare ghodey (Horses) they like bahot sare.. Woh bhi alag he breed k bc.. Uske aage right side Mein Ek bada saa ground tha jisme kaafi Saare log bhaagadoudi kar rahe they.. Uske aage ek fighting ring jaisa kuch tha bahot badi ring jahan kuch young ladke Ladkiyaan train kar rahe they swords k sath katanas wagairaah sab.. Ab Saamne dikha mujhe woh mehal.. Bhenchod meri haweli jaisi 10 aajaaein isme bahaar se he itana bada tha ye... What the fuck.. Uski seedhiyaan chaddne lage humlog jo kaafi jyaada thi.. Finally uske gate k Saamne aae humlog toh wahan bhi guards they..

Snow-These are the guests we were talking about..

Guard1-Sure go ahead..

Snow-Put the bags here..

Hum dono ne apne bag wahaan rakhe or hum andar enter hue.. Toh bc andar se toh or he aalishaan thaa system like bahot he aalishaan.. Or bhenchod andar light thi, ye badi badi lights tangi thi Uppar or woh on thi..

Main-Light??Yahaan??

Snow-Solar energy..

Main-Holy shit..

Snow-Tumhe pata hai itani solar energy tumhe hot deserts Mein Nahi milegi jitani Yahaan mountain tops par milti hai..

Main - This is crazy..

Snow-We even have internet..

Main-No way..

Abeer-Yeah.. What the hell.

Snow-It kinda works very good..

Tab wahaan hall Mein entry lee ek shaks ne age rahi hohi uski 45 - 50 k aas pass hatta katta banda tha Ekdum. Uppar se ek ajeeb saa gown pehna tha ussne.. Usko dekhte he Snow niche jukhi ab main or Abeer snow ko ghurrein..

Snow-Bow down idiots..

Ye sun hum bhi fataak se niche baithey..

"At Ease.."

Ussne ye bola apni commanding voice mein toh Snow uthi or uske piche piche hum uthey..

"You can go Snow."

Snow-Thanks Master..

Snow fir jukhi or waapis nikal gayi.. Ab hum dono ussko ghurrein..

"My Name Is Boe"..

Main-AP..

Boe-Please sit..

Hum dono wahaan lakdi ki chairs par baithey humare Saamne woh baitha..

Boe-I know you have lots of questions..

Main-A lot lot..

Boe-So main kuch bataata hun tumhe jisase Tumhaare sab Jawaab mill jaayenge.. So You ever heard the Word "The League".. Suna hai kabhi League k baare Mein.. Abeer ne toh definitely suna hoga..

Main-Yeah maine bhi suna hai..

Boe-Tell me something about that..

Main-I mean Asia's biggest underground syndicate hai woh.. Wohlog Asia ko rule karte hain ek hissab se.. But ye juth bhi ho shakta hai kyunki iska proof kuch nahi hai.. So ho shakta league kuch ho he nahi..

Boe - Ye toh sach nahi hai.

Main-Kyun??

Boe-Kyunki tum League k headquarters Mein baithey ho filhaal..

Ye sun laga mujhe jhatka bhayaanak, Abeer ko toh or bhayaanak...Humlog turant apni chairs par se uthey..

Main-What??

Boe- Yeah.. You are sitting in Asia's most dangerous place..

Main-Noooo.. Ab samjha.. Ussne aisa kyun bola tha ki Woh Asia k biggest syndicate kaa ek chota saa member hai.. Woh league ki Baat kar raha tha.. Dafukkk..

Boe-Yeah..

Main-Listen i know Humne ye sab dekh liya hai but i promise you Humein Yahaan se Jaane do kissi ko kuch bhi nahi bataunga.. I promise.. Please..

Boe-But AP kya scahmein tum Jaana caahtey ho Yahaan se?? Kya lagta hai kabtak jinda reh paaoge aise??

Sahi tha woh bahot sahi jyaada time nahi tha mere pass maximum 1 month tha mere pass or woh bhi bahot he painful nikalta mere liye..To be honest I didn't want to die.. Itana easily nahi marrna chaahta tha main..

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Update-135(I Am In)



Boe-Bolo AP kya sachmuch Jaana Hai tumhe Yahaan se??

Main-No..

Boe-Then join us and together we not only will defeat your disease but will make this world a better place..

Ye sun maine Abeer ko dekha i mean League ek crime syndicate tha Asia's biggest woh bhi beshak woh log villains nahi they but unke tareeke villains waale he they i mean wohlog meri tarah they but merese hajaar gunna better they wohlog..

Boe - So AP tell me. Kya tum apne dad k footsteps ko follow karoge and unki tarah Humein join karoge..

Main-What??

Boe-Yeah your dad was an amazing guy and a member of this family..

Ye sun mere or Abeer dono k fuses he udd gaye Dafukk..

Main-No way.. Ye possible he nahi hai..

Boe-Come here..

Ye bol woh aage ek lakdi ki almiraah k pass gaya or usme se ek diary nikaali..

Boe-Ye diary Tumhaare papa ki hai.. Tumne nahi dekhi hogi but Abeer se pucho ussko pata hai..

Abeer ne uss diary ko dekha or meri taraf shocked hoke Haan Mein sirr hilaaya.. Boe ne woh diary k last pages khole jisme purani images attached thi like bahot puraani..

Boe-Ye dekho Tumhaare dad Yahaan par, mere sath, ye new trainees k sath..

Ussne mujhe dad ki kaafi puraani images dikhaai jo fake toh nahi thi.. But how is this possible??

Boe-Tumhaare dad mere boss k best friends Mein se ek they unhone league join kiya tha jab woh 18 saal k they unka motive bhi tumhari tarah same tha to make this world a better place fir caahe koi bhi method use kiya jaae.. Tumhaare dadaji ne unhe padhne US bheja tha but uss time woh Yahaan they, he was one of the best fighter we had ever seen he was quick and fast.. Then 5 saal Baad woh waapis ghar gaye Uske Baad woh Tumhaare ghar Mein kam Yahaan jyaada rehtey they. Kuch saal Baad Tumhaare dadaji or Cachaji ko unki chinta hui kyunki unko pata kuch nahi tha toh Tumhaare dad ne khudko safe rakha mind bahot sharp tha unka toh unhone khudko family business and politics Mein add kiya kuch saal, tab unki Shaadi hui Tumhaari Maa k sath or 1 saal Baad Tumhaare bhai janam hua tab unhe nahi laga tha ki woh itani jimedaariyaan ek sath sambhaal paayenge duniya badal rahi thi India badal raha tha uss time Greed lust and power India ko khokhla kar rahi thi Normal log or Rich and powerful logon Mein balance bahot bigad gaya tha and humara toh kaam he uss balance ko barkaraar rakhna tha lekin unhe family kaa Dhyaan bhi rakhna tha isliye woh humare liye keval planning he kartey they kuch time takk lekin 5 saal Baad jab tum paida hue tab unhone decide kiya ki family se kahin jyaada India k logon ko unki jarurat hai, woh firse waapis aagaye Asia ko clean karne but most importantly India ko clean karne kyunki tumhare dadaji ka sapna tha ye toh woh lag gaye they ghar par unhone bataaya ki woh UK Mein business suru kar rahe hain jo suru kiya unhone or logon k bharose Chhod woh waapis Iss life Mein aae 2 saal takk unhone humare sath millke apne or apne papa k mission k liye kaam kiye or usme woh kaamiyaab bhi hue kaafi.. And then woh waapis ghar gaye ab unke pass mouka tha wahaan rehke duniya ko badalne kaa he wanted to be the prime minister of India, but ek accident ne tumse Tumhaari family cheeni or Humse humara ek kaabil member.. Tumhaare dad kaa aura itana tha yahaan par jiss din unki death hui uss raat yahaan puri city Mein kissi k ghar chulha nahi jalla or aajtak uss din ki special ahemiyat hai Yahaan.. Or mujhpar yakeen nahi horaha hai toh Abeer se pucho isko pata hai ghar par yahi bahaane banaae they unhone or isass pucho isko kungfu or martial arts kaise sikhaai Tumhaare dad ne jabki unhone toh kabhi aisa kuch seekha he nahi tha..

Maine Abeer ko dekha toh uski shakal se he samjh gaya main ki ye sab sach tha woh shocked tha.. Wooooww!.

Boe-Issi liye tum itane smart ho AP ye sab Tumhaare DNA Mein Hai it's in your genes.. You have every quality to be like your dad or even better... Listen AP people say bad bad things about us.. Asia ki 75% population ko ye bhi nahi pata hum cheej kya hain pichle 220 saalon se hai ye organisation lekin still 75% logon ko nahi pata ki unhe kon bacha raha tha fir woh caahe Villains se ho yaa heroes se yaa fir economical warfares se yaa fir kon world wars k time active tha or kon third world War hone se roukk raha hai yaa kon India China War ko hold par liye hue hai.We help everyone in this continent AP fir uske liye beshak Humein ek villain ko maarna paddey yaa fir hajaar heroes ko we do what is necessary humlog isme nahi fanstey ki kon innocent hai or kon nahi if someone is between our goal we deal with it and that means we end them fir woh caahe koi ho.. I know yahi tum caahtey ho, I know tum masoom logon ko bachana caahtey ho but deep inside you ,tumhe maalum hai agar Baat aisi aagayi toh masoom logon ko bhi raaste se hataana padega tumhe.. Thats what we do.. We have the world's best doctors here we have worlds best scientists wohlog apni labs Mein pure world ki different places par kaam kar rahe hain. We have worlds best army ye jo dekh rahe ho tum ye pura nahi hai ye bus 5% hai humara Asia ki harr city Mein humare headquarters hain businessmans, politicians, army chiefs, Gangsters, dons, black market, arms dealers, Drug lords, Smugglers, Dictators, sab k sab humare under kaam kartey hain. Tumhe kya lagta hai humlog itane saal se Yahaan hain or kissi ko pata kyun nahi chala actually Mein logon k liye ye pura area Yahaan se mount everest se piche China takk restricted hai Yahaan Uppar se aeroplanes takk fly nahi kar shaktey AP. Reason logon k liye hai ki ye Nepal or China border kaa controversial part hai so Yahaan Jaana kissi ko bhi allowed nahi hai shoot at sight k orders hain Yahaan, lekin in real AP ye restricted part hai because we are here and everyone knows that Nepal government China gov Indian government and they respect us..So tell me AP what's your decision..?

Maine Abeer ko dekha ussne mujhe dekha main ready tha but Abeer ka decision jaruri tha mera bada bhai tha woh ussne Haan Mein mundi hilaai and it was set..

Boe - Or lagaalo AP bahaar koi doctor ne bacha liya tumhe jo impossible hai ye toh Jaan he gaye hoge tum but maanlo, toh wahaan tumlog kya karloge society k liye bhalla or Surendra jaise logon ko khatam kardoge bus AP Surendra jaise hajaaron log hai India Mein and hajaaron he log usase laakh gunna Uppar k hain kabtak ladoge unse akele?? Or kya guarantee hai isme tum apni team yaa family members ko safe rakhoge..

Main-I am ready.. Count Me In.

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Update-136(Planning)


Ami-Boss.. Boss..so Gaye kya..

Main-Na naa kuch soch raha tha kya hua??

Ami-Tiffins aagaye hain. Aao dinner kartey hain..

Aaj 5th din tha Humein roorkee aae or Yahaan rehtey hue.. Yahaan hum badhiya se settle hogaye they kissi ko koi shakk nahi hua tha or in 5 din Mein main Iss Ghar se bahaar 4 baar he gaya tha, because main entrance test k liye padh raha tha bahot Saari books padh daali thi maine or entrance test main easily clear kar dene waala tha.. Bus main issue tha mere pass half documents original nahi they but uska ilaaj bhi tha mere pass in 5 din Mein 4 dafa main Jo main bahaar gaya tha woh issi ki planning k liye gaya tha...

Main Ami and Chang Dinner k liye baithey sabse best Baat ek ye thi ki Yahaan Khaana mere pait ko pasand aagaya tha jo bahot kam hota hai mere sath..

Ami-So boss kya plan hai college k liye??

Main-Principal ko set karunga..

Ami - Dafukk.. Gay ho kya??

Main-Na jaanwar set matlab bottle Mein utaarunga..

Chang-Or woh kaise karenge Sir aap.. Ghar baithe baithe..

Main-Tu toh chup he reh chutiye tereko pata hai 4 baar gharse bahaar gaya hun main keval ye principal k liye he planning karne samjha?? Online offline sab research ki hai uske Uppar even Ami ko uske ghar k aas pass bhi bheja for details. Uski wife same college Mein Senior proffessor hai kaafi Pehle se and uski beti or beta dono wahinch padhtey hain.. Uski beti hot and rude hai and uska beta ego Mein fansa ek noob bakchod.. Principal or uski wife dono ko he physics bahot jyaada pasand hai bahot jyaada isliye maine Pehle socha tha chemistry k liye entrance test dedun lekin ab phsyics par he aagaya principal Yahaan Humse aage jo colony hai wahaan rehta hai bungalow number 4 paidal 7 minutes lagtey hain wahaan Jaane Mein Woh rojj subah 6.30 baje wahaan Park Mein exercise k liye aata hai Saturday Sunday ko uski wife bhi sath aati hai.. Apne sath woh apne society k youngsters ko bhi yoga karwata hai..

Chang-Isme tumhara plan kya hai..

Main-kal subah sath chalna dikha dunga.. Basically main uske Saamne unnoticed ek physics kaa genius banke jaaunga like bhagwan k barabar in physics.. Itana gyaan bharr liya hai maine ki chutiya logon ko Saari ummar naa aaega.. Woh gyan baant dunga bus tu dekhte rehna..

Chang - Agar ye plan bhi work kar gaya toh main maan lunga Aajkal log chutiya he hogaye hain..

Main-Jallta hai Sala.. Tu jaa naa khud job dhundle koi fir mujhe jarurat naa padegi..

Chang--Kya karun?? Logon k ghar k bahaar jaake puchun a bhai tereko kissi ko tapkaana hai toh boldey abhi tapkaadunga contract killer hun main or abhi Yahaan new hun toh 15% discount dunga harr dead body k Uppar..

Ami-Lol..

Main-Chup be gandu..Sojaa jaake.. Or bhosdk ye meri track pant hai nikaal dena isko..

Chang - New nahi aaegi tabtak meri he hai ye..

Main-Fuck you..

Main apne room mein aaya or physics ki 9th book finish karke soya. Ji Haan Yahaan aane k Baad main 9 physics ki books padh chuka hun jo mujhe almost 20000 ki paddi hain.. Or gajab baat maalum kya hai maine ek bhi book k notes nahi banaae ek word bhi naa likha even book Mein Bhi tick mark nahi kiye kyunki brand new ka new bechdunga books ko waapis and also notes and tick marks ki jarurat nahi hai mujhe, ek baar jo cheej mere dimag Mein gayi woh bus gayi.. Or isase ek acha kaam ye hua main Haryana ko bhull gaya kuch time k liye jo achi Baat thi..

Next day as usual main utha subah 6 baje turant fresh hua or hath munh dhoke bahaar aaya or net 6.15 par main uss park Mein pohancha Jahaan woh principal aata tha.. Aaj Saturday tha toh uski wife bhi aane waali thi.. Main wahaan gaya ek chakkar lagaya toh park k bichon bich woh bache baithe they jo Iss Principal k sath yoga kartey hain bache se mera matlab hai 11th, 12th yaa first year waale bache.. 10-12 they wohlog jisme se 5 toh 2nd year k they jo maalum hai mujhe kal suni thi inki baatein.. Ab main ghumta hua unke pass tha or apni turn kaa wait kar raha tha. Mujhe bus ek science kaa word sunana tha unke munh se or ussi par aage Jaata main.. Tab umein se ek ladka bola Astronaut or aage jo kuch bhi bola woh maine suna he nahi mujhe word mill gaya tha..

Main-Hello guys..

Ladka-Hello bhaiya..

Main-I heard you guys talk about astronauts..

Ladka-Hahaha.. Ye Sharma haina isko Astrophysicist banana hai..

Main-Interesting.. Tumhe bhi??

Ladka-Nahi we hate physics..

Main-Arrey Waah yahi change kartey hain aaj listen kon kon hai jo physics ko pasand nahi karta hai woh mere right Mein aajao or Baaki mere left Mein..

Toh bhenchod pasand karne waali side 3 he bandey they or dussri side 8..waah tumhari Maa ki chut.. Lekin koi nahi seh lenge thoda ab maine dekha main gate se woh principal or uski wife andar aaye yoga se Pehle woh yahan rounds lagaaenge or woh tha time mere pass main thoda loudly bola..

Main-So guys tumhe nahi maalum tumlog kya miss kar rahe ho you don't have a idea how beautiful physics is... 4 days main 4 din kaa time deta hun tumhe 4 din daily subah main 15 minutes just 15 minutes main physics padhaaunga or 75% of you yaani tum 8 Mein se 6 bandey physics ko leke apna decision change karlenge or isko interesting banaane k liye ek bet rakhte hain agar main kamyaab nahi hua toh main tum sabko treat dunga or hogaya toh tumlog mujhe..

Ladka-Done.. Dona done done.. Done.. Kyun guys..

Sab-Yeah..

Main-Then let's start shall we?? Baitho.. Physics lovers ek side and physics haters ek side.

Wohlog baithey niche ghaas Mein or main baitha bench k Uppar.. Principal ne mujhe notice karliya tha jab woh mere pass se nikala tha or uska interest catch bhi kiya maine

Main-Sabse Pehle Astrophysics ki he baat kartey hain.. Pata hai astrophysics kya hoti hai?? Iska matlab hota hai in short Physics or chemistry k law use karke humlog stars ki planets ki Galaxies ki nebulae ki etcetera ki birth, life and death ko explain kartey hain samjhe?? Ek time tha jab tum jaise log raat ko sotey they and sochtey they wow stars how beautiful.. Woh mere dadaji hain woh meri dadiji woh mere dada k papa woh meri dadi ki bua k fufa.. Kartey they naa?? Arrey woh dekho star tutta wish maanganey do kya maanga? 10-10 waali chocolates??

Ye sun wohlog hans paddey..

Main-Tab stars ko itana he samjhtey they.. Arrey Waah woh star dekho Kitana bright hai wow.. Lekin ye sab kyun tha ye nahi pata tha tum sabko right?? Tumlog woh dairy milk Mein busy they.. But Astrophysics ne ye sab possible kardiya ki stars k sath ye sab kyun or kaise hota hai samjhe..Ye sab questions k Jawaab diye astrophysics ne..

Woh principal just aake mere left Mein khadda tha Yoga kaa time hogaya tha uska lekin ussne meri baaton Mein interest lena suru kiya tha and then uski wife bhi aagayi thi wahaan.

Main-Ye hoti hai astrophysics ab jyaada kuch nahi hota books k andar hajaaro definitions hain bus tumhe yahi Yaad rakhna hai it deals with birth life and death of stars, Planets, galaxies and Nebulae.. Ab iske 2 bhai behen hotey hain sagge nahi Cacha tau k ladke lagaalo.. 1st hota hai Astronomy and 2nd Cosmology.. Astronomy bole toh apna maapne waala ye woh system hai jisme Inn sab ki positions, luminosities and motions ko measure kartey hain samjhe only ye.. Then Cosmology bole toh in sab ki physical theories bus itana Yaad rakhna hai tumko just simple... Or kuch nahi same definition likh k aao exams Mein Koi number Kaat le toh mujhe bolna..

Ladka4-Bhaiya 15 minutes ho gaye..

Teri maa ki chut dalle saale maadarchod.. Gandu sach kahun toh beshak main koi teacher nahi hun but maine unmein se mostly ladkon ko baandh liya tha unka interest halka saa toh bana tha and even woh principal or uski wife kaa bhi..

Main-Ok then homework..

Ladka-Arrey nahi sir physics kaa homework college waala he bada musqill se hota Hai Yahaan kaise hoga.. Hath dukh gaye likhtey-2

Main-Jo likhne kaa kaam detey haina physics Mein Woh bawle teachers hotey hain mera kaam Suno 2 movies hain 1st Clara 2018 and second hai The Big Everything 2015.. Inmein se koi bhi ek dekh k aana kal.. dono he apne topic ki hain . Ye homework toh chalega..

Sab-(Chilaake) Yes sir..

Main-Ok then kal miltey hain guys..

Ye bol main utha wahaan se mudda principal ki side unko ishare se good morning bola unhone reply diya and then maine juth muth ki earphones lagaai lekin chalaya kuch nahi or wahaan rounds kaatne laga.. Unki Baat sunani thi mujhe.. Woh principal gaya un students k pass..

Princ-Kon hain ye??

Ladka1-Pata nahi cachu kuch din se aa rahe hain Yahaan aaj humlog Baat kar rahe they ki physics kitani boring hai toh ye debate Mein shamil hogaye challenge diya hai Humein ki 4 din Mein Humein aisa banaadenge ki physics k Naam se he hum raaji hojaaenge..

Princ-Achaa tumhe bhalla kon physics se raaji karwaa shakta hai..

Ladka-But cachu he is good..

Princ-Haan dekha maine.. Lets go now yoga time..

Ab mera kaam hua khatam Lund mera or walk karega wahaan.. Main waapis aaya or aake so gaya.. Bus aajka kaam hogaya, utha main 11 baje nahaaya dhoya tabtak lunch time hogaya tha lunch kiya and then mobile Mein physics padhne laga books bachi nahi thi ye books bechke aaj new leke aaega Chang.. Toh time he time tha.. Pura din physics Mein nikaala maine bhenchod physics bahot lambi chaudi haibe.. Iski Maa kaa shaaki naaka..

Khair mera plan chal jaayega 100% students par chale naa chale principal k Uppar chal jaayega for sure.. Or wahi chaahiye tha mereko..

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Update-137(Its Working)

Next day same usual kiya maine on time gaya main wahaan toh sabhi students aae they 2 toh copy leke aae they bc.. Lekin ye 2 toh Pehle he physics pasand kartey hain toh inko gand marwaane do..

Main-Morning guys..

Sab-Morning bhaiya..

Aaj Sunday tha toh aaj fir woh principal and uski wife dono aaenge..

Main-Baitho physics lovers Iss side and haters Iss side..

Ab aaj lovers ki side hogaye 4 ek new banda gajab bhenchod gajab.. Dusari side reh gaye 7..

Main-Ek he din Mein change??

Ladka-Sir woh movie dekhi maine Clara, physics is great sir awesome I mean padhne Mein hard hai but thoda bahot samjh aane lage toh feeling he alag hai..

Main-Haan I know.. Movie dekhi sabne??

Sab-Yes sir..

Main-Kaisi thi??

Sab-Outstanding..

Ladka3-Physics bhi itani interesting ho shakti hai woh Pehli baar pata chala sir..

Main-Bus dekhte jao.. So aaj bolo kya topic padhoge?? Tumhara mann karega wahi..

Ladka2-Aapki marji sir..

Ab aaya woh principal and uske piche piche uski wife ussne aaj aatey he sabse Pehle mujhe he dekha and then apni wife ko kuch bola ussne interesting..

Main-Arrey nahi tumlog bolo koi bhi topic school se yaa college se koi test milla ho homework milla ho..

Ladka5-Yes sir main bataata hun Atom sir.. Test hoga iska aaj yaa kal..

Main-Ok then.. Atom.. Atom kya hota hai?? Pata hai??

Ladka5- An atom is the smallest unit of ordinary matter that forms a chemical element. Every solid, liquid, gas, and plasma is composed of neutral or ionized atoms.

Main-Tum sahi hotey hue bhi galat ho ye ratta Maara hua koi kaam nahi aata exam Mein jaaoge bhull k aajaoage. Itana lamba toh Yaad he nahi karna main deta hun definition "The Smallest Part In which an element can be devided".. Ye thi definition.

Ladka5-Buss??

Main-Han bus koi number kaatle toh mujhe bolna usko kaan se pakkad k puchunga main fir ki bol bhai master kyun number kaate or uske pass Jawaab nahi hoga..

Ye sun wohlog hanse..

Main-So Atoms bahot small hotey hain bahot small like 100 picometers or something like that isliye simple physics ki help se unka behavior padh paana almost impossible hota hai.. Impossible.. Isliye separate branch he hai woh.. Ab isko scientific language Mein bolein toh ye possible nahi hota because of quantum effects.. Bus ye likh aana..

Then maine kuch or bakchodi peli atom k baare Mein wagairaah wagairaah easy language Mein Sab or unmein se kaafi bachon kaa ye test tha toh wohlog Dhyaan de rahe they kyunki sab easily he toh samjha raha tha main unhi ki bhaasa Mein.. Woh principal fir wait kar raha tha mere Jaane ka or aaj bhi utana he impressed tha woh but uski wife woh jyaada impressed thi Dhyaan se sun rahi thi woh bilkul.. Aaj 15 minutes par nahi rouka unhone kyunki test tha maadarchod log kaa..

Main-Oh aaj toh 10 minutes Uppar hogaye sorry homework suno.

Ladka-Its ok sir thoda or padhaao chalega.. Test hai iska.

Main-Nope.. Time is important.. Or test k liye padhoge toh maja nahi aaega... 25 minute padha hai tumne mujhse aaj test mein 15 din k lecture k questions aaenge or unke 15 din or mere 25 minutes baraabar honge harr cheej covered hai Tumhaari bindaas jaake aao.. Best of luck.. Homework hai Movie Infinity - 1996.. Bus ek he aaj.. Good bye..

Ye bol main utha aaj opposite side ko mudda principal ko dekha takk nahi and seedha ghar aake sogaya.. Nice nice nice.. Same schedule tha mera Chang new books le aaya tha last waali almost jitane ki lee thi utane ki he gayi.. Bhenchod main physics legend ban raha tha.. I know maine abhi 25% he kiya tha but woh 25% meri job k liye kaafi tha kaafi nahi bahot jyaada tha.. Next day main thoda late gaya Jaan bujh k.. 5 minutes late gaya toh wohlog already baithe hue they aaj thode jyaada bache they wahaan like 15 rahe honge 4 new aae they Waah.. Jisme se 3 girls thi.. 12th ki he thi i guess.. Or gajab Baat ye thi physics lover side aaj 8 bache they.. Lol.. Target se 1 piche tha main.. 5 new bandey they 5on jinka test tha kal.. Matlab test acha gaya hoga inka principal already aachuka tha aaj akela tha stretching wagairaah kar raha tha woh .. Main gaya udhar..

Sab-Good Morning bhaiya..

Main - Morning guys morning.. Arrey Waah tum 5 Yahaan..

Ladka4-Sir you are awesome ye dekho test..

Ye bol un 5on ne apne tests nikaal liye..

Main-Tests nahi dekhta main bus numbers sahi haina??

Ladka4-7 Mein se 6 questions aapne jo karwaya usme se they sir or humare 6 k 6 theek bus teacher ne kaha thoda details likha karo..

Main-Physics Mein details kuch nahi hota school teachers nahi samjhenge ye Baat aage College Mein Koi nahi puchta ye jaankaari honi chahiye hus..

Ladka5-Ye new hain sir toh kya counting change hogi??

Main-Nahi counting same rakhtey hain.. 1 he student toh chahiye mujhe.. School waale toh sab aagaye ye college waale Baaki hain koi naa 2 din hain abhi karlenge..

Ladka6-Sir main aa jaunga lekin mujhe ek sawaal ka Jawaab dijiye aap..

Main-Sure..

Ladka-Movie thi jo kal Infinity that was awesome but ek question Richard Feynman ka character jo play kiya tha physicist kaa uski inspiration kya thi woh choose karne ki.. Uski girlfriend??

Main-Dhyaan se nahi dekhi movie tumne. Uske papa they uski inspiration.. Jab woh chota tha tab dikhaaya tha naa woh apne papa k sath woods Mein tha and wahaan uske papa ne usko apni inspiration k baare Mein bataaya tha.. Girlfriend wirlfriend kuch naa hota inspiration.. Inspiration itana easy thodi mill jaati hogi.. Girlfriend ko toh TB tha woh Marr gayi toh kya uski inspiration Marr jaati?? Hell no.. Inspiration stays forever.. Thats what his dad said..

Ye sun woh ladke ne kuch bola bhi nahi or meri side aagaya ab bajaai sabne taaliyaan.. Main jeet gaya tha..

Main-So it seems jeet gaye hum..

Ab haters Mein se ek ladka bola..

Ladka-Maanliya bhaiya.. Jaane waale toh humlog bhi they uss side but actually aaj humara bhi test hai toh Humne socha woh topic padh k jaenge..

Main-No issue ab padha dunga bolo kya hai topic.. Test faad doge tumlog..

Unhone bataaya Advanced thermodynamics.. Waah ji kal he padha tha firse.. New book kaa gyaan dediya unko unhi ki language Mein Aaj school waale chill kar rahe they as unke liye jyada gyaan tha ye lekin college waale focused they.. 8 bandey they college waale.. Or aaj principal ka bhaari interest tha humare andar. I don't know kyun lekin kaafi tha interest uska..

Main - Bus ye hua khatam college waalon ne iske 35 lectures liye honge maine 35 minutes Lee hain.. Or agar 85% isme se nahi aaya test Mein toh main haargaya samjho.. Aaram se Jaao..

Ladka-Thank you sir..

Main-No problem..

Main utha wahaan se toh woh principal clapping karne laga.. Ab mujhe uski side Jaana he padda..

Main-Hello sir.. Good morning..

Prim-Hello myself Mahesh Jindal.. Nice to meet you..

Main-Ankit Singh sir nice to meet you too..

Prin-Well ankit ji main kuch din se notice kar raha hun Yahaan aapko I must say you are a great teacher..

Main-Arrey sir teacher toh bus ban gaya bachon ne Jidd pakad Lee ki woh kuch bhi hojaae physics ko pasand nahi karenge ab bhalla ye toh seedha seedha challenge hogaya mereko..

Prin-And aap jeet gaye..

Main-Jeetana he tha sir physics kaa kitaabi gyaan pasand nahi aata bachon ko isliye mere pass khudka gyan hai.

Prin - Han dekha maine.. Ye college waale 8 k 8 bache mere college students hain..

Main-Aapke??

Prim-Oh I am principal of Laxmi college of engineering..

Main-Oh I see I see yeah yeah newspaper Mein padha tha maine college k baare Mein.

Prin-ye mere college students hain and belive me maine aajtak inko itana focused nahi dekha pichle 1.5 saal se..

Main-Hehehe..

Prin-I am not joking its great its fantastic.. Kya kartey hain aap??

Main-Study is going sir..

Prin - What in study??

Main-I am doing my PhD in Physics sir..

Ye sun budhe ki aankhein chamak gayi..

Prin-Oh PhD?? Wonderful.. Kon se entrance test k base par..

Main-No entrance tests sir.. I am doing it In University of California distance education sir.. Ussi kaa entrance test diya tha bus..

Ab budhe ki sansein attak gayi..

Prin-University of California Mein admission mill gaya aapko??

Main-ji sir..

Prin-Oh my god.. India k kitane log honge usme?? 2 yaa 3 he honge??

Main-3 he hain sir.. Bahaar jaake phd nahi karta koi woh bhi distance se and then iska entrance test bahot hard hota hai..

Prin-Yeah yeah I know.. Wonderful wonderful. So side Mein Koi job wagairaah kaa socha ki nahi??

Main-Nahi sir jobs wagairaah schools se toh bahot offer aae but I am over qualified for that..

Prin-Yes you are.. Colleges wagairaah mein dekha..

Main-ussi k liye Uttarakhand aaya tha sir lekin kya hua train Mein mera or mere bhai k bags chori hogaya jisme humare sab documents they and paise they or agle din mereko jo ye MR college hai uske entrance test Mein baithana tha but due to my original documents being stolen mujhe majburan ghar aana padda waapis and now waiting..

Prin-Ye kya Baat hui bhalla aisa thodi hota hai photocopies toh hongi??

Main-Ji sir..

Orin-Toh bhai assistant professor k liye photocopies chalti hain 4 months kaa time hota hai aapke pass fresh nikalwaake dene kaa tabtak photocopies valid rehti hain..

Main-Really?? College waalon ne toh mana kardiya..

Prin-Woh fraud hai bhai wahaan sab paison kaa khel hai agar tum paise dedetey toh tumhe bina documents he rakh letey..woh college he aisa hai..

Main-Oh I see..

Prin-Well agar job he chaahiye toh humara college abhi entrance exam leraha hai 2 din baad se.. Aap form fill kardijiye and jo documents box hai usme photocopies add kijiye and ek FIR report toh hogi he chori ki woh add kijiye and aap eligible honge exam Mein baithne k liye..

Main-Oh god really??

Prin- yes obviously..

Main-Thank you so so so much sir..

Orin-No worries Ankit you have a great talent and I don't want it to go waste.. Best of luck.. Here is my number..

Main-Thanks sir..

Maine uska card liya or usko bye bolke wahaan se nikala bc uski jarurat bhi nahi thi mujhe toh waise he fake documents par entrance dedeta main but impression banaana jaruri tha jo maine banaa diya tha ab aage kaa kaam main easily kardunga.. Easily..

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Update-138(Cleared)


Wahaan se main waapis ghar aaya Pehle toh online form fill kiya jo easy tha FIR Chang ne karwaa rakhi thi ek jo bahot kaam aarahi thi . And then same routine Soya fir uthke lunch kiya then padha fir dinner kiya and then fir so gaya.. Next day subah utha main same time or gaya park Mein Mujhe ek or important kaam tha aaj.. College waalon kaa test caahiye tha mujhe kyunki ye entrance exam bc uske college k teachers he banaaenge obviously toh unke test se mujhe andaaja toh millega at least.. Isliye main wahaan gaya toh college waale khussi khussi baithe they aaj.. Main wahaan gaya..

Sab-Morning bhaiya..

Main-Morning. Kya hua bhai college waalo khuss khuss dikh rahe ho..

Ladka-Hogaya sir.. Humari madam takk shocked reh gayi.. Sab toh nahi hua but 9 Mein se 7 kardiye madam bokhla gayi bechaari ki ye wording Kahaan se leke aae tumlog.. Maine toh ye nahi sikhaaya tha..

Main-Lol..

Ladka-Bhaiya.. aap permanent tution he lagaalo humara please..

Main-Lol nahi. But jald he Tumhaare college Mein padhaaunga main.. Hopefully..

Ladka-Sachi??

Main-Yeah..

Ladka - Awesome bhaiya awesome...

Ladka2-Fir hum school waalon kaa kya bhaiya..

Main-Arrey kuch time Baad tumhe bhi toh wahin aana hai..

Ladka-Yep..

Maine unmein ek kaa test liya usase..

Main-Arrey ye bataao ye madam kon hain Tumhaari ..

Ladka-Neha Mam..

Main-Acha married hain??

Ladka-Nahi.. Kya Baat bhaiya??

Main-Abe general knowledge k liye puch raha hun acha paper set kiya hai..

Ladka-Arrey Jaao Jaao bhaiya.. Insta I'd hain inki Nehasingh02 Kuttey k sath photo hai..

Main-What the hell itani jaankaari kon rakhta haibe teachers ki..

Aaj bachon k sath baatein ki maine woh Principal aaya toh uske sath hi hello karke main waapis aagaya.. Instagram khola maine new id banaai and uss madam ki id dekhi by god Maal thi bc ye toh 27 ki age patla saa slim trim sareer..cute c aankhein.. Ab insta se information leni thi mereko Jahaan se mereko kuch cheejein pata chali woh thi Neha ji ko dogs and apni family bahot pasand hain insta par kai physics quotes daalti rehti hai ye iska favourite Physicist Richard Feynman hai.. Insta se iske boyfriend kaa koi pata nahi chala toh maybe ye single hai.. Pichle 4 saal se wahaan teach kar rahi hai woh or followers ko dekhte hue ye saaf hai ki students ki favorite teacher hai woh.. Ab iski 2 jagah jarurat padne waali thi mujhe first ye exam set karegi and then interview Mein Bhi shamil hogi ye.. Interesting.. Iske insta or iske banaae test se maine isko completely padh liya tha iske Insta Mein Kuch physics ki books ki images bhi thi jo iski favorite books thi matlab gyaan Yahaan se degi ye exam Mein Ab good news ye thi unmein se 5 books main already padh chuka tha or 2 Baaki thi jinmein se 1 available thi mere pass or dusri ko laane maine Chang ko bheja jo khaali hath waapis aaya book nahi milli.. Fuck.. Ab maine book kaa title search kiya toh online 7600 Rs ki book thi woh but woh issue nahi tha mereko abhi caahiye thi ye or delivery kab denge maadarchod ab google baba ne isme help ki meri ek site k Uppar mereko uss book ki puri pdf mill gayi 2353 pages ki.. Waah inka alag he nasha hai bc 7600 Lund lelo.. Maine pdf download ki and agle 2 din takk maine uss madam ki suggested books padhi.. Iss bich maine kuch bhi nahi kiya routine activities k alaawa bus padhaaai padhaaai padhaaai..

And finally woh din Aa he gaya, aaj entrance test tha nice.. Meri beard almost fully grown thi Chang ko bolke maine ek najar kaa chasma mangwaaliya tha jisme keval simple glass he tha bahot awkward lag raha tha sach kahun toh main.. Mera clean shave yaa fir light beard look bahot dhansu hai ye bhi theek he hai or apne ko Konsa bhenchod ladki pataani hai.. Kaam chalana hai.. Main naha dhoke ready hua ek new dress thi wahi pehni jo main Yahaan pehen k aaya tha obviously dhull chuki thi woh ek dum chaka chak.. Shoes wagairaah pehen full swag Mein main ghar se nikal k aage aaya wahaan mere form kaa print out nikaala and Wahaan auto kaa wait karne laga..

"Hello Bhaiya"..

Main mudda toh woh students they morning park waale ek bike par Mukesh and Vikash ye badhiya londey hain chill bhi hain or padhne waale bhi..

Main-Wassup guys..

Mukesh-Aaj aaye nahi bhaiya aap phone bhi naa uthaya..

Main-Arrey aaj entrance exam hai bhai..

Mukesh-Oh Haan.. Fir aao baitho hum bhi college he Jaa rahe hain..

Main - Arrey triple riding rehen do koi rukkawa lega..

Mukesh-Rukkawa lega toh bapu kiss kaam aaega bhaiya.

Vikash-Haan bhaiya iske papa Inspector hain..

Main-Waah..

Vikash-Or college takk waise bhi koi millta hai nahi bhaiya aao baitho..

Main-Sure..

Bullet thi 350 maybe baitha main uspe piche or wohlog nikale..

Vikash-Bhaiya aap humare college Mein aagaye toh mahool he badal denge..

Main-Achaa.. Badal he detey hain fir..

Vikash-Haan bhaiya..

College wahaan se 10 minute ki ride par tha or aaj Pehli baar dekha maine college ko toh kaafi badhiya and well built college tha neat and clean.. Strictness bhi thi jo mujhe pata chali tab jab bike rouk k Vikash or Mukesh ne icards lagaae.. Sab students ne icard lagaa rakhe they.. Jo gate par he check horahe they..

Mukesh-Best of luck bhaiya..

Vikash-Faad dena bhaiya.. Please..

Main-Sure..

Main gate par aaya guard ko form dikhaaya usne bataaya 2nd building Mein 2nd floor k room number 202 Mein Jaane kaa hai or main late tha total 17 minutes.. Wtf.. 9.30 am kaa time diya tha inhone ab mujhe laga 9.30 entry hogi and 10 takk paper suru karenge lekin 9.30 baje exam start hochuka tha or abhi 9.47 hogaye they 9.48 to be exact.. Main bhaaga wahaan se seedha toh 2 buildings thi college ki dono almost same he thi 3-3 floors they dono Mein kaafi bada college tha.. Students bhi kaafi they wahin side Mein canteen or parking thi and piche playground.. Main bhaaga toh net 9.50 par main uss Room k Saamne pohancha toh andar exam chaalu tha bahot bada room tha or almost 60 log honge wahaan par exam dene waale and aage k rooms Mein Bhi they students aatey time dekha tha maine. Mere room Mein Saamne ek Aadmi or ek Madam khaddey they ye thi Woh Neha..Not gonna lie Insta se jyaada Maal real Mein dikhti hai bc ye, Main andar gaya..

Neha-Yes??

Main-I am here for the test..

Neha-You are late sir..

Main-Oh no worries I can manage in this time..

Neha-But you are late it's the rules we can't manage..

Main-Oh i am Sorry madam actually i am new here so it took me a while to get here.. So sorry..

Ab woh aadmi bola jo ek or teacher hoga Yahaan kaa..

Aadmi-Sorry nahi bhai nikaliye aap don't disturb them.. Please leave..

Ab horaha tha wahaan time waste so maine or bahaane nahi banaae or apna mobile nikaala..

Neha-Sir Mobile phone is not allowed inside..

Main-Oh sorry main bahaar chala Jaata hun..

Ye bolke main gate se bahaar aaya or gate k Uppar khada hoke uss Principal ko call kiya..

Prin-Hello..

Main-Hey sir it's me Ankit from the park..

Prin-Oh hello Ankit..

Main-Actually sir I messed up you know aaj entrance test tha toh you know I am new so I reached here late or abhi mujhe baithne nahi derahe hain.. I know it was my fault sir but..

Prin-Oh no worries main baat karlunga but Ankit 90 minutes Mein se 30 minutes already waste hochuki hain.. Kaise karoge??

Main-Oh I'll manage that sir..

Prin-Ok then Baat karwaado meri..

Main--Hello madam.. Excuse me 1 sec please..

Neha meri taraf aai or maine Phone uski taraf kiya..

Neha-Who is it??

Main-Baat karlijiye..

Neha-Hello.. Oh Good Morning Sir.. Oh yes sir.. Obviously sir no worries.. Its ok sir.. Ok sir..

Ye bolke phone ussne mujhe diya..

Neha-Phone bahaar rakhiye and come on in..

Maine phone bahaar he rakha and uske piche andar aaya..

Aadmi - Kya hua?

Neha-Mahesh sir they he said let him in..

Aadmi-1 hour hai.. So koi faayda nahi hai but self satisfaction millega at least inhe..

Main-Oh 1 hour is more then enough ..

Neha - Well here you go best of luck then.. Last 3rd bench..

Main bench par gaya Pehle paper dekha and bingo.. Tumhaara bhai Soon to be Assistant Professor tha.. Ye nahi tha ki exam easy tha no fuck no bahot jyada hard tha bahot jyaada hard.. Logon ki gand fatti thi but sab lage hue they.. Maine naam and registration number likha.. Total 8 large questions they jinmein se 6 un books Mein se they jo madam k instagram par thi bus halke se changes they or woh questions bhaari hard they like hard hard hard lekin maine sab padha tha woh same to same .. Uske alaawa single answer questions they 20 total and 100 marks. So maine Pehle woh 2 question karna theek samjha jo kahin nahi they.. Ab bhenchod sabkuch Ekdum chappa tha mere andar Lund atkunga main pata bhi nahi chalne diya khudko he ki kab woh dono question nipta diye.. Bus ek issue tha bhenchod ye chasma awkward tha ajeeb lag raha tha toh maine nikaal diya.. Un 2 questions Mein maine 15 minutes waste kardiye they or ab 45 minutes Mein Mujhe total 6 large and 20 small questions karne they no big deal.. Jo 6 questions they woh toh Yaad they literally mereko bus numericals Mein thode changes they Baaki same they.. Toh bc main likhne laga calculations takk added thi dimag Mein that's how fast I am bhenchod.. Woh 6 questions maine 30 minutes Mein nipta diye sab k sab.. Ab bache 20 short questions and 15 minutes, easy..

Woh jaldi jaldi likhe maine 10 one word answers they 5 true false and 5 multiple choice questions..

Maine literally exam 6 minutes Pehle khatam kardiya.. Sablog still likh he rahe they.. Agar meri likhne ki speed halki c fast or hoti toh main ye sab 35 minutes Mein kardeta.. Main khadda hua chasma lagaaya apna samaan uthaya and chala aage..

Main-Here you go mam..

Ye sun uss madam ne mujhe dekha..

Neha-What??

Main-Hogaya mam..

Neha-Pura??

Main-ji madam..

Neha-No way.. You are kidding right??

Main-Oh no no i am serious here you go.. Dekhlo...

Ussne merese paper liya and dekhne lagi woh dusara teacher bhi dekhne laga maybe woh bhi physics kaa he tha.. Undono ki aankh naak kaan or gand sab fatt gaye ek najar maarne k Baad..

Main-Jaaun madam??

Neha-Yy.. Ueahh.. Sure..

Main-Thank you so much Madam.

Ye bol main full swag se bahaar ki taraf nikala apka phone utha he raha tha ki woh madam aai..

Neha-Excuse me.. Mr..

Main-Ankit..

Neha-You forgot your signatures..

Main-Oh i am really sorry here you go..

Main uspar sign kar raha tha tab piche se woh principal aagaya..

Prin- Ankit kya hua??

Main-Oh nothing sir.. Hogaya exam..

Prin-No way? You are joking right..

Neha-He is not Sir. He completed the test in 52 minutes.. 52 minutes sir all of it.. And it looks like he did it correctly..

Prin-Well I am not that much shocked Ankit mujhe laga tha kar loge tum but itana jaldi.. Well great job.. Oh by the way Neha.. He is Ankit ye Mukesh, Vikash wagairaah ko morning tuitions ye detey hain jinka jikar kar raha tha main..

Neha-Oh i see i see..Main soch rahi thi ki aapne kaha tha woh aaenge i wanted to meet him fir mujhe laga dusare rooms Mein honge..

Main - Hi nice to meet you..

Neha-Oh pleasure is all mine Sir.. Well i must say i am impressed.. Kaafi unique way hai teaching kaa aapka jin bachon ne tests Mein Kabhi 25% nahi liye they unko 85% dilwaa diye 25 minutes Mein i was shocked mujhe laga bache hain cheating ki hogi but then main Sir se milli he told me about you and I wanted to meet you and here we are..

Main-Well we met finally.. I must say this entrance test was very very very hard..

Neha-Well not for you it seems..

Main-Hehe it was hard for me too warna 30 minutes Mein kardeta but. Main 100% bataa raha hun aapko Iss room kaa Baaki rooms kaa pata nahi mujhe Iss room Mein se koi bhi 70+ nahi jaayega.. I am 100% sure..

Neha-Really?? Lage hue toh sab bahot ache se Hain..

Main-Dekhlena aap.. I am 100% sure..

Neha-Well ab toh dekhna he padega.. Ok time hone waala hai main exams collect karleti hun.. Nice to meet you Ankit Sir..

Main-Same..

Ye bol woh andar gayo..

Prin-Ankit tumhara first impression bahot he amazing rehta hai i guess sabke liye..

Main-It's natural sir.. By the way sir.. Results??

Prin-Jyaada time nahi lagega we are accelerating the process because new sessions on hain or students k lectures miss horahe hain.. So maybe Parson takk.. Tumhaare registered number par message aajaaega.. Then Same day interview hoga..

Main-Oh great..

Prin-OK Ankit it was great seeing you again.. Have a great day..

Main-You too sir..

Ab usko Tata bolke main wahaan se nikala.. Oh i am in i am so so so in.. Pakka in tha main usss madam k Uppar impression maarna tha mujhe jo main interview waale din karta but principal ki help se aaj he hogaya.. Mujhe naa roukk shakta koi ab..

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Update-139(Interview)


Main college se bahaar aaya auto liya and nikal liya, ghar jaake dono ko bataaya ki kya scene tha and then lunch hua or ab main mast so gaya fuck this shit ab nahi padhna tha mereko.. Chang ko bola sab books bech k aaja.. Ab mujhe interview call kaa wait tha.. Jo milli mujhe 2 din Baad raat 7.30 baje Pehle sms aaya mere pass ki I scored 99/100..1 number Kahaan gaya maadarchod.. But koi naa main 100% sure tha kissi maadarchod ko 80 se Uppar naa mille honge.. Then mere pass aai ek call jisme mujhe next day subah 10:30 baje interview k liye aane ko kaha gaya.. Bus ab kya tha i was ready Af.. Dinner karke Soya and subah utha late or ready hone laga..

Chang - Aaj nahi hua toh fir??

Main-Fir or kuch dekhenge lekin hojaaega 100%..

Chang-Well good then..

Ready hoke main chownk par aaya or Auto liya wahaan se.. And net 10:40 par college pohancha fuck bhenchod aaj bhi late.. Maa ki chut... But koi naa Konsa sabse Pehle mera he interview lenge.. Main andar aaya Uppar office ki side gaya toh kaafi log they like 25-30 rahe honge bahaar hall Mein baithe they chairs par.. Wahaan par hall Mein Ek receptionist baithi thi uske pass gaya main apna naam bataaya..

Recep-Sir aapka number sabse Pehle tha aapne miss kardiya ab last takk wait karna padega aapko..

Main-It's ok karlunga no worries..

Mera number sabse Pehle tha matlab Neha ne he select ki thi list great.. Bus noukari mill jaae setting beshak matt karwana uski jarurat nahi hai..

Main wahaan sabse ek side ek chair par jaake baitha.. Total 19 log they or abhi 3rd number chal raha tha it means mereko almost 3 yaa 4 ghantey wait karna tha.. Fuck.. Fuck..

Ab kya he kiya jaae main sabse hatt k ek side ko baitha apna phone nikaala, earphones lagaae and mast movie dekhne laga.. Log aatey rahe jaate rahe 4 ghantey toh easily lagenge.. Thodi derr Baad ye aankada 5 hours hogaya kyunki maadarchod itana slow slow uss room se bahaar nikal rahe they wohlog... Maine baithe baithe 2 hours ki movie chuss daali and uthke toilet jaake hath munh dhoke waapis aagaya.. And Same fir next movie par pohancha.. Koi naa apne pass time he time hai.. Ab bc kareeb 1 ghantey Baad uss room se nikale Neha, Principal woh ek or teacher jo ussdin Neha k sath tha and 2 females Orr.. Jisme se 1 principal ki wife thi.. Lunch hogaya.. Hell yeah.. Koi naa apna aaraam se raat ko lena.. Ye thodi hai bc maine 99 number liye hain.. Main toh chutiya hun bhenchod.. Khair maine fir apna Dhyaan movie Mein daala toh mereko aake kissi ne touch kiya.. Maine Uppar dekha toh woh principal ki wife thi usase bhi meri baatein hojaati thi park Mein she also loves physics.. Uska naam tha Vidya... Uske sath Neha bhi thi.. Maine earphones nikaale..

Vidya-Ankit You were late??

Main-I know mam I think roorkee k logon ko pasand nahi hun main aise auto Mein baitha ki paidal jaldi pohanch Jaata..

Vidya-Well.. Kitani derr se baithe ho?

Main-3 hours and 7 minutes to be exact..

Vidya-Come on kuch khaa lena..

Main-Oh no no its ok mam main Khaana khaake aaya tha and abhi Canteen Mein coffee peeke aaya hun..

Vidya-Are you sure??

Main-Absolutely madam..

Vidya-Sorry for the delay Ankit..

Main-Oh no worries mam mera fault tha waise bhi it's ok i can wait..

Vidya-Well.. I'll see you soon..

Ye bol woh wahaan se chali gayi or main fir apni movie Mein laga maja he aagaya bahot time Baad movie dekh k.. Kareeb 35 minutes Baad wohlog wapis aaye or seedha room Mein gaye and interview process fir se chaalu hua.. Main 2 movies khatam kar chuka tha orr 3rd dekhne kaa mood nahi tha or at least 6-7 log toh bache he they.. Yaani almost 1 - 1.5 ghanta Orr..

Nice ab main thoda tehalne laga bahaar aake ek round maara stretching ki thodi and waapis Hall Mein aaya..

Main-Tum bore nahi hoti??

Maine receptionist ko bola..

Recep-Hehe.. First time in my entire career of 3 years here someone asked me this question..

Main-Lol..bore toh hoti he hogi?? Pura din ek he jagah baithe rehna and fir aaj dekho mere jaise log dimag chaat gaye honge tumhara..

Recep-Well Haan.. But tumne nahi chaata surprisingly warna 1st rank waale last takk lage he rehtey hain ki bichmeim unko bhejo because woh first they and all.. But tumne abtak pucha bhi nahi merese.. You seem very chill for someone so intelligent..

Main-Yeah i am chill..

Recep-Nervous nahi ho tum??

Main-Hell no nervous for what..?

Recep-For your interview??

Main-Oh no no.. Main jab uss room Mein jaaunga toh bahaar job leke he aaunga..

Recep-Then tumhe treat deni padegi..

Main-Sure.. Why not..

Actually main bhaari bore hogaya tha wahaan baithey baithey or wahaan bahaar sabse Maal ladki ye Receptionist he thi toh iske sath he bakchodi karne laga main..

Recep-Bus ye last hai iske baad tumhara number hai.. Ready ho?

Main-Oh i am ready..

Ab 10 minute Baad uss receptionist ne mera naam bola or main uthke chala andar ki taraf..

Recep-Best of luck..

Main andar gaya toh andar ek office tha jisme ek badi c table lagi thi or uske 4on taraf chairs lagi thi.. Ek side woh sablog baithey they.Principal uski wife Neha and kuch or Professors .. Unhone mujhe baithne ko kaha toh main baitha.

Prin-Hello Ankit..

Main-Hello sir..

Prin-So Ankit you score 99 out of 100.. Second par jo hain uske 77 hain.. Or tumne ye sab almost 50 minutes Mein kardiya tha.. How are you feeling??

Main-I am feeling fine.. I mean it's not an achievement for me because if I am being honest here sir I don't belive in exams i belive in study for knowledge not in study for exams.. I was an average student in terms of examition until my second year it didn't effect me at all..

Ab woh bola jo Neha k sath tha exam waale din. Sunil naam tha uska jo aage name plate par likha tha..

Sunil-So you don't consider exams are good for studies??

Main-No I never said that..

Sunil-Then?? You hate exams??

Main-I never said that one too..Agar hate karta toh 99 nahi score karta..Exams are necessary obviously but I belive in studying for knowledge not studying to pass an exam.. Aajke time Mein keval exams se kuch nahi hota ab dekhiye agar keval exam k base par aaplog ko selection lena hota toh main Yahaan nahi hota balki Yahaan koi classroom Mein apni class le raha hota.. Exams are not everything but that doesn't mean they are not important ofcourse they are important part of study..

Neha-So Mr Ankit you scored 99 out of 100 kya lagta hai 1 number Kahaan cut hua?? Konsa question galat tha..

Main-Koi bhi nahi..

Neha-Galat tha.. Short answer Mein question tha heat capacity k Uppar?? Yaad hai.. Your answer was 9.432345..but real answer was 9.334243..

Main-Oh no real answer tha 9.45454 jo maine likha tha or yahi answer tha woh 1 number keval issi liye cut kiya aapne taaki meri memory check karne k liye ye sawaal puch shakein..

Ye sun Neha shocked reh gayi.. I know I am smart bc ab ye reaction ki aadat hogayi hai..

Neha-How do you know that??

Main-I am smart..

Vidya-Tell me Ankit why you want to become a teacher?

Main-I know aap bahot Saare Jawaab sun chuke honge Iss sawaal k, kissi ne kaha hoga because woh students kaa bhalla karna chaahta hai kissi ne kaha hoga because Bachpan se sapna tha and all but my answer is because I am selfish, I love Physics every part of it and I want students to also love physics I want to prove to people how beautiful physics is that kind of gives me a satisfying mindset..

Sunil-Aap exam day bhi late they and aaj bhi aapko pata he hoga ki in this profession you have to be on time.. So kya message send kar rahe hain aap Humein late aake..

Main -To be honest main aaplogon ko koi message send nahi kar raha or bhalla karunga bhi kyun ye toh bus main new hun so issues rehtey hain..

Sunil - And also what about that beard of your?? College Mein aise aaoge??

Main-Why not??

Sunil-With beard??

Main-I don't get the issue here.? Kharaab lag rahi hai..

Prim-No Ankit inka matlab hai ye professional manner nahi hai..

Main-Oh i see Sunil sir i am not a model I am a simple guy who just loves to teach..

Sunil-OK Iss interview k results obviously kal aaenge lekin hypothetically speaking agar main aapko kahun ki remove this beard and Baaki sab theek hai main aapko abhi noukari dedunga toh kya aap isko hataaoge??

Main-Hehehe..let me tell you the backstory.. So main jab first year Mein tha tab mere physics k professor k sath thode issues hogaye they 2 main reasons they first main ek below average student tha and 2 main beard k sath aata tha ye nahi ki main acha lagta tha yaa cool banana chaahta tha naa none of that bus waise he rakhleta tha.. So one day we had a heated exchange of words My proffesor told me ki main ek mawali ki tarah aata hun or ek mawali he banke reh jaaunga ye daadhi badhaake kuch nahi haansil kar paunga main or ek below average student banke kahin 5th class k bachon ko padhaaunga.. Ab that hurt my ego I have ego issues because of how smart I am. Maine unko promise kiya ki i'll be far better then him.. And now look at me main wahaan se phd kar raha hun Jahaan se mere woh professor 4 baar reject hochuke hain. Or ab Baat karein apke question ki toh first of all hypothetically speaking aap aisa kar he nahi shaktey seedha job par nahi rakhoge aap but agar imagination ki Baat Hai toh no sir main beard remove nahi karunga..

Vidya-Interesting.. Ankit you said you have ego issues??

Main-Yes mam but only in physics .. Uske alaawa kissi Mein Nahi I mean mam I think I am pretty smart so ego uske sath sath Aa he jaati hai.. Or uske alaawa mujhe kuch aata bhi nahi toh or kissme ego rakhunga..

Neha-Ankit ji Kya students ko aap apne jaisa banana suggest karoge?? In short do you think you are a great guy..?

Main-No Hell no I am not a great guy.. I am just a simple guy who loves physics.. Or no mam main kissi ko apne jaisa banana suggest nahi karunga jiske kuch reasons hain first because no one can be like me In terms of Brain power.. And second I was lucky throughout my life people normally don't get that lucky.. Sab alag hotey hain and wahi best rehta hai unke liye..

Principal-You are smart and intelligent Ankit i give you that..You are inspirational in many ways.. So do you think you deserve a better college then this??

Main-Sir I care about students not the colleges as I told you I don't care about anything but the students.. I don't care about sallery I don't care about my looks I don't care about anything but my students.. And college koi bhi ho sir students are the same..

Prin-Great answer..

Neha-So Mr Ankit what's you favorite topic to talk about in physics..

Main-Skip that I give you a chance what's your favorite topic in physics I can talk about that..

Mujhe pata tha ye iske favourite Physicist Richard Feynman ki Baat karegi yaa fir thermodynamics ki..

Neha-Richard Feynman ko bhalla kon nahi jaanta..

Main-I agree..

Neha-Kya jaantey ho aap unke baare Mein??

Main-Kuch bhi puchiye..

Neha-Born??

Main-11 may 1918 in New York.. Passed away on 15 Feb 1988 LA..

Neha-What was his final resting place..?

Main-Mountain view cemetery California..

Lund mera atkega in questions Mein..

Neha-His wife's name??

Main-Which one he had 3 wives.. Arline, Marry and Gwenth.

Neha-Children??

Main-2..

Neha-OK well it seems it's easy for you. Achaa Ankit ji Richard Feynman k baare Mein Koi bhi aise 2 facts bataiye jo mujhe nahi pata ho you have only 2 chances..

Main-1st. He had Liposarcoma..

Neha-A rare form of cancer. I know pata hai mujhe..

Main - Ye fact nahi tha fact was unke andar se surgeons ne ek tumour remove kiya tha...

Neha-Yes i know that too Ankit ji..

Main - Puri Baat toh suniye.. Aapko pata hai uss tumour ki size kya thi?? Almost Same as size of a football..

Neha - What?? Really.. I didn't know that..

Main-2nd you know his nickname was..

Neha-Dick Feynman..

Main-You know why??

Neha-No..

Main-Because he behaved like a dick to people.. He just didn't care.. He loved his study and only his study..

Neha-Well.. I must say you are the smartest person I have ever met..

Main-Thanks..

Prin-Well we are done here Ankit Thanks for coming..

Main-No problem sir.. Thanks for taking time to talk with me.. Thanks..

Wahaan se main chaati chaudi karke nikala I know I was selected 100% unke thobdey dekh k samjh gaya tha main bc.. So a new chapter begins..

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