Update-90(The Safe Opened)
Anjali-What the fuck is this.. Itana paisa..
Main-Dont be surprised ye keval recent kaa paisa hai jo inlog ne haryana Mein kamaaya hai abhi kuch months Mein uska ek chota saa part he hoga ye.. You'll be surprised drugs kitane paise detey hain it's crazy..
Abeer-Bhenchod.. This is biggest bust in haryana.. Holy fuck media gonna love it..
Main - Yep..suno isko jaldi se book kardo or aisi jagah transfer kardo jiska keval tumhe he maalum ho police department Mein.. Scan karwaalena sab items ki koi tracker naa ho bus.. Or Haan ye files mention Matt karna kissi bhi official report Mein ye files Abeer tu ghar lejaana..
Abeer-Tu gharr nahi jaraha..
Main-Lund..
Anjali-Language..
Main-Sorry.. Tu Jaa ghar..
Mangal-AP chal naa be..
Main - Fuck you bitch..
Ye bol main bahaar nikala uss room se or abhi side waale room Mein maine ek mini bar dekha tha andar aatey time isliye seedha ussi room Mein ghussa main toh bhenchod sab kuch tha Yahaan literally sab high class bottles mojjud thi ek small se cabinet Mein bottles bhi aisi ki dekhte he nasha hojaae maine scotch ki ek badi si bottle uthaai.. Side se ek glass uthaaya or glass bharrliya kyunki ek toh nasha uttar chuka tha ulta bhenchod pain horaha tha bahot jyaada . Or kuch tha nahi wahaan Paani yaa chakkana kuch naa tha isliye main seedha gapal gaya bc.. Ufff teachers pee thi bhenchod uske Saamne ye toh sehad thi.. Ye scotch galle ko kholte hue apne aap niche gayi.. Oh this stuff Is good bc.. Bus thoda issue ye tha ki mera honth andar se fatta tha toh ek baar ko thodi jallan hui bus..
Woh log uss room se bahaar nikal rahe they isliye maine jaldi se ek or full glass bharra or dakaar gaya.. 250 ml scotch pee gaya tha main.. Meri naak se khoon behna toh bandh hogaya tha lekin Dard bahot jyaada tha.. Ab mereko ye bottles lejaani thi.. Main bahaar aaya toh Rajat kuch plastic bags leke jaaraha tha evidence waale..
Main-Oye Rajat bhai idhar .
Maine Rajat ko andar bulaaya uss room k..
Main-Kya karoge inka..
Rajat-Woh andar safe se samaan nikaalna haina..
Main-Ek mereko dedo naa..
Rajat--Yeah sure kaafi hain apne pass..
Main-Thanks Bhai.. Love you.. Jaa shaktey aap..
Maine ek bag liya usase, Rajat nikala wahaan se or maine kiya gate bandh main aaya waapis self k pass or bottles ussme daalne laga bc bag Mein 11-12 bottles aagayi..ab issue tha inko bike par kaise leke jaaunga.. Ab maine kiya Abeer ko call or usko room Mein bulaaya woh aaya andar toh main bag bharre baitha tha..
Abeer - What the fuck is this.. Bhenchod akele - 2..
Main-Shut up bitch laaa Gaadi ki chaabi dey main leke jaaunga tu yele bike lejaana..
Abeer-Kahaan be..
Main - Bhosdk sawaal naa Kar koi aajaaega.. Yele.. Bike piche khaddi hai bullet..
Ye bol maine usase chaabi Lee or bag uthaake piche waale gate se nikala sab room Mein they or Baaki bahaar they isliye main side waale mini gate se woh bag uthaake nikala jo bhenchod bahot bhaari tha.. Lekin thankfully Gaadi pass he khaddi thi.. Audi Mein aaye they wohlog maine Gaadi Mein bag daala or andar aaya 3 baj gaye they bc dopehar .. 4 ghantey khaagaya ye mere.. Maine Sam ko kiya call abtak toh peeke tull hogaye honge yelog lekin ussne uthaaliya..
Main-dafukk Kahaan Hobe..
Sam-College ..
Main - Bhenchod kya hua nashe Mein toh nahi lag raha tu..
Sam-Abe tere Jaane k Baad Warden ne Rajendra uncle ko complaint kardi woh hostel aaye hum taiyaar mille unhone bottles takk rakhli or Humein tabse khaali staff room Mein baitha k rakha hai bc.. Nasha bhi uttar gaya Yahaan mutt mutt k..
Main - Nasha utaarne k liye he baithaaya hai tumhe shyaane hain uncle.. .. Rukk main aaraha hun be don't worry i got this.. Bhenchod daru he daru hai mere pass..
Sam-Please jaldi aa be gand marri paddi hai..
Main-Don't worry baby..
Call disconnected..
Ab main aaya college Gaadi bahaar he roukki badhiya meetha-2 nasha horaha tha mujhe.. Ab Mangal ki Gaadi kaa ek faayda hua mujhe dashboard Mein khulle paise mill gaye or ek Paani ki bottle.. .. Main uttara niche dukaan se kaafi Saare mouth freshener liye then munh dhoya mouth freshener khaaye bahot Saare baal wagaairaah set kiye naak sujj gayi thi meri bc.. Then thodi derr seedha or ulta chala Taaki andar pair naa ladkhadaaein..aisa kiya karo tum jab nashe Mein Ho or kissi se chupaana ho smell chupane k apne tareeke hotey lekin pair theek karne k liye Pehle seedha then ulte pair chalo.. Or ye tabhi kaam karta jab nasha medium saa ho jyaada ho toh bc gand lagegi niche Jaake.. Then main aaya college Mein andar.. College over hone waala tha students Jaa rahe they bahaar.. Main staff room ki side jaraha tha toh bichmein Ashish ne awaaj di woh full gang jaarahi thi ghar bag wag uthaae..Anaa bhi unke sath he thi.. Unke pass posters they chotey-2 kaafi Saare.. Blood donation camp k they jo shayad wohlog organize kar rahe they..
Main-Haan..
Ashish - Abe suspend hoge tum bc..
Main - Kaaeko main toh thaa bhi nahi..
Wohlog mere pass aae tab dikha unhe mera sujja hua munh..
Ashish-What the hell kya hua be tujhe..
Main - News Mein dekhlena thodi derr Mein.. Main aata unko leke..
Ashish - Yele kal camp hai blood donate karna..
Main-Main abhi karke aaya bahot Saara blood donate.
Main aage nikala toh Anaa mere piche aai.
Anaa-AP theek toh ho tum??
Main - kuch nahi hua babe bus usual stuff mission par gaya tha ek.. Listen unlog ko leke aata hun main...
Anaa-Matlab tumne unke sath drink nahi ki..
Main - Hell no maine nahi pee main city k outside tha almost abhi tv Mein dekhlena Jaake.. Tumne kahaa toh mood badal gaya..
Anaa-are you sure??
Main-Haa Haan Haan.. Anaa I hate it jab koi bina Baat Shakk kare mujhpe you are triggering me right now.. I'll leave.. Sorry..
Main seedha nikala andar ki taraf piche se Anaa sorry bhi boli...lekin main andar aaya Uppar gaya toh Rajendra uncle wahaan khaddey they gate k Uppar or Un sabko sunaa rahe they.. Unke alaawa Ghansyam kaka they wahaan ye Rajendra uncle k peon hain ye Pehle Bhi aachuke hain kai dafa 60-62 ki age hogi inki Humse Khaas lagaav hai inka bilkul Khaas hain Humaare Pehle ye guard they college Mein kai saal takk then inka recently operation hua tha toh inko jyaada hillna dullna nahi hai isliye Uppar office duty par aagaye ye..Rishi padhta tha college Mein tabse uske khass they ye even operation kaa kharcha Rishi ne he diya tha..
Rajen-Aaiye-2 Sahaabjaadey aapki he kami thi.. Tum kaise nikale uss room se..
Main-Kaisa room Konsa room meri shakal dekho uncle..
Main unke pass pohancha..
Raje - OH ye kya hua..
Main-News dekho pata chal jaaega..
Raje-Tum inke sath nahi they..
Main-Na..Main mahavir Nagar side tha Millions ki bust ki Humne ussi Mein ye haal hua..
Raje-Pakka??
Kaka-ji sir AP beta nahi they inke sath ye toh subah he college se akele nikal gaye they..
Kaka ne meri side lee toh ab Rajendra uncle ne bhi Maan he liya..
Raje-Oh.. Listen tumhe pata hai yelog..
Main - I know I know.. So 4 cheejein first thank you so much aapne gharpe call nahi kiya..
Raje-Because I love you guys..
Main-I know.. Second ye koi first time nahi hai jab kissi ne hostel Mein drink ki ho Infact daily hota hai ye, I know galat tha but heat of the moment Mein Dhyaan nahi diya inhone yelog toh andar they room k aap shyaam ko chale Jaana wahaan 50% khulleaam peetey dikhenge aapke warden k sath..Third, issue he kuch aisa tha purse wagaairaah tha nahi inke pass and jagah bhi nahi yun bahaar pee nahi shaktey yelog as pura sehar jaanta hai inko toh you know heat of he moment..
Raje-I don't care about others AP wohlog peetey honge hostel Mein and main agar kissi or ko pakkadta toh unhe rusticate kar chuka hota abtak.. But you guys are my responsibility Deepu beti harr Baat puchti hai mujhse or mereko bataani padti hai you guys are my family nange ghumtey they tabse jaanta hun tum sabko main aise ye sab tuchi harkatein kartey hue nahi dekh shakta.. You guys are better then this.. I know reason koi bada raha hoga warna tum nahi kartey hut still you guys have a name to maintain..
Main-I know I know we are sorry uncle I promise dobara kuch nahi hoga or aapko pata hai main juth nahi bolta aise.. Isliye Abhi leke jaaun inko..
Kaka-Ji sir theek bol raha hai AP inhe saja toh mill he gayi hai..
Raje-Ghansyaam jyaada side matt lo inki..
Main-Saalon kaa rista hai uncle woh toh lenge he side..
Kaka-hehe.. Apne he bache hain sir.. Aage se nahi karenge.
Raje-Sure Tum dono k kehne par ..
Main-Yeah thankyou..
Ye sun wohlog room se ek ek kar bahaar aae or uncle ne ek ek ko chamaat maari khopdi Mein.. Humlog chale he they..
Main-Oh Haan 4th Baat bhull gaya uss warden ne keval inki complaint ki that stuff is really really pissing me of like bahot jyaada or abhi inko Yahaan se leke jaaunga main then hostel rukkunga or uss Warden ko jammke dhounga and then aap usko laat maarke nikaaloge and koi dhang kaa warden laake doge..
Raje - No no AP no no..
Main-Pucha nahi uncle bataaya I don't want these filthy people in this campus..
Raje-I'll fire him without that.. Abhi nikaal deta hun main..
Main-Halka halka toh sabak sikhaunga he uncle.. Aap ab caahe babhi ko call karo ya bhai ko.. Latter..
Ye bol Main Rohit Ravi Sam or Shubam nikale wahaan se.. Or Humaare sath sath kaka bhi aae or mujhe ek chamaat di gardan k Uppar..
Kaka-ye kya huliya bana rakha hai tune..
Main-Aapko kya matlab kabhi haal chaal puchte nahi ho caahe kuch hojaae.. Last time kab dikhe they ye bhi yaad nahi..
Kaka-Aisa Matt bol re tumlog bache ho mere woh toh niche main Jaa nahi paata ek baar Uppar aane k Baad or Uppar tumlog aatey nahi toh kya karun.. Aise naraaj matt ho..
Main-Majak karing kaka i know i love you.. Aapke permission se he Iss college Mein chup-2 k aana suru kiya tha Baaki guards toh bhaga detey they or aapka he tiffin khaa khaa k din nikaalein hain Yahaan.. Aapse naraaj nahi ho shaktey..
Kaka-Or Haan jyaada Matt karna kuch aisa he jugaadu warden hai tumhaare naam hoke Marr jaaega nahi toh..
Main-He heh.. Bilkul kaka don't worry..
Kaka ab wahin rukke or humlog aae niche..
Sam-Bhai please bataadey ki tu sacmein uss maadarchod ki gand todega..
Main-Oh 100 % abhi jaake..Right fucking now..
Sam-Thank you.. Maadarchod badi hawa dikha raha tha..
Ravi- Yo what the fuck tujhe kya hua ye..
Sam-Arrey bhenchod ye kya hua thobdey par..
Main-Abe woh uday ki body move hui thi ussi k piche gaya tha wahaan bc ek jaanwar mill gaya 7 feet plus Abeer bhi kam lage aisa main or Ami vs woh bc ne gand Todd di..
Sam-Bhenchod tujhe or Ami dono ko foda matlab cheej he hoga..
Main-Puch Matt bc. Aise faink k maara mujhe toh ki gand takk dard gaya.. Or Ami ko ussne ek hath se gardan pakkad k uthaadiya hawa Mein bhenchod..
Ravi-Iski Maa kaa bhosda..
Rohit-Fuck..Fir??
Main-Jab humari baari aai tab Bhaag gaya bhenchod..
Humlog bahaar aae Gaadi Mein baithtey toh piche rakhi bottles dekh wohlog ki aankhein khull gayi..
Ravi - Arrey bhenchod ye kya haibe.. Holy fuck this is insane..
Main-I know.. Wahan se uthake laaya..
Rohit-Bhai I fucking love you bhai..
Sam-Holy shit.. Hell fucking yeah.
Shubam-Bhai ye warden bahot gandu hai bhai..
Main-I know beta I know.. Tere liye iska hissab kar he deta hun aaj..
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