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Update-80(Dafukkkk??????)



Main sheetal k gate se Ekdum chipka tha tab mujhe Pehli clear Baat suni..

Sheetal-Main rakh rahi hun phone..

Then woh chup hui Saamne waala kuch bola..

Sheetal-What do you mean.. 5 din Baad aaj call kiya hai tumne mujhe naa koi message kaa reply naa kuch Orr or ab fir same bahaana..

Then ek pause..

Sheetal - Yeah and all you care about is business??

Fir pause... 100% ye Uday tha..

Sheetal-You don't care about me not at all..Don't try to manipulate me Karan..

Karan iski maa kaa Karan kon hai?? Maybe fake naam bataaya ho Uday ne apna.. Real toh bataaega nahi..

Sheetal-ok..kk..i know how it is.. Jab Tumhaara business khatam hojaae tab yaad karlena mujhe.. I am done Karan...

Sheetal-Ok OK.. If you care about me tell me kab millne aa rahe ho mujhse..

Sheetal-Its been weeks Karan. What you mean soon?? How soon. Tumhaara soon hafton Mein hota hai I know..

Interesting.. Interesting..

Sheetal-Ok.. Finish your business.. Ok.. Go ahead.. Jab tumhaara mann kare tab aana India.. To hell with you and your business.

Lund ye Konsa Switzerland Mein hai yahi Maa chuda raha hai saala.. Then mujhe awaaj aai shayad Sheetal ne apna mobile patka bed yaa sofa par.. And main turant gate se hattke washroom Mein aaya gate bandh karke muttne laga and sochne laga.. Matlab mera plan sahi jaraha tha Uday ki gand marregi soon..Also Sheetal ko bhi kuch nahi pata tha uske baare Mein.. Chutiya bana raha hai maadarchod ladki ko.. Waise chutiya toh tu bhi bana raha hai bhosdk .Lund be mera motive galat nahi hai.. Muttke maine flush kiya toh bhenchod flush ne ek mini tractor jitani awaaj ki.. What the fuck ek baar ko toh main he darr gaya bc.. Or ab main washroom se nikala toh Sheetal k room kaa gate khula..

Main-oh hi sorry to disturb your sleep thoda jyaada he loud tha ye..

Sheetal-Nevermind... Main soyi nahi thi waise bhi..

Main-Oh work Haan..

Sheetal-Naa..

Main-Wait a second what happened?? Tumhaara cehra bahot jyaada uttara hua hai..

Sheetal-Nothing it's just some personal stuff??

Main-Apne bhai k baare Mein soch rahi ho..??Dont worry woh bilkul theek hoga..

Main bhaari innocent ban raha tha filhaal bc jaise kal paida hua hun main..

Sheetal-Nahi it's something else..

Main-Oh can I help??

Sheetal-no.. Its just its fine.. Sorry to spoil your mood AP.. Good night..

Main-All jokes aside if there is anything you want just remember I am here.. Good Night..

Ye bolke main room Mein aaya or gate bandh kar he raha tha ki Sheetal bol paddi..

Sheetal-AP..

Main-yeah??

Sheetal-Do you drink??

Main-yeah occasionally..

Sheetal-Will you join me for few drinks??

Main-Abhi?? Khaana khaane k Baad..

Sheetal-Yeah I only have soft Wine so it's fine..

I am down I mean mujhe Lund farak nahi padta daru peene se Pehle khaaya hai kuch yaa nahi.. Then ye Wine liye baithi thi woh bhi soft jo mere liye Paani he thi almost...

Main-Sure..

Sheetal-Come..

Main uske room Mein aaya ussne gate bandh kiya and then ek hidden cabinate Mein se ek badi si wine ki bottle nikaali jo almost bharri he thi 2 litre waali sweet c bottle thi woh. Ab issue ye tha ki glass uske pass ek he tha..

Sheetal-Its ok main aise he pee lungi..

Waah bhenchod..

Sheetal-Jab workload jyaada hota hai toh main ek glass peeke sojaati hun papa se chupake you know..

Main-Hell yeah..

Ussne mere glass Mein daali..

Main-So ab bataana caahogi kya hua??

Sheetal-Maybe..

Main - OK ok we are getting there.. Cheeee... What the fuck..

Main cheers karne waala tha lekin usase Pehle ussne bottle ko munh lagaaliya or gat gat peene lagi..

Main-OK ye bhi theek hai..

Maine taste ki toh bhenchod woh almost grape juice he tha.. Ye lagaao thoda saa khatta juice.. Bhenchod ye kyun peeta Hai koi juice k glass mein 4 spoon rum he daal lo... Khair mujhe Konsa nasha karna tha.. Sheetal almost ek glass full pee gayi seedhi bottle se ek sans Mein even uski aankhon se bhi Paani aagaya..

Sheetal-Cheers AP..

Main-oh sure cheers..

Maine 2-4 sip Lee..

Sheetal-Aise kya peerahe ho AP drink like a man..

Main-Arrey nahi nahi mujhe bahot jaldi chadd jaati hai..

Sheetal-Dont be a baby AP.. Drink it up...

Ussne mera hath pakkada or munh se lagaadiya main peegaya bc juice he toh tha..

Sheetal- That's a good boy.. Ye lo..

Ussne fir daali mere glass Mein.. Or daaltey he fir khud gatt gatt peene lagi.. Main usko dekhta raha bhenchod peele peele nashe Mein Kuch bata he dey waise toh bataane se rahi.. Or mereko nasha nahi karti ye wine iska ye matlab nahi ki isko bhi nahi karegi.. 5-7 minutes Mein he halki halki form Mein aane lag gayi thi.. Or jiss hissab se woh pee rahi thi jaldi he time aaega..

Sheetal-AP you are a great guy..

Main-I know..

Sheetal-No kidding bhala kon ladki nahi caahegi tumhe You are handomse, Sweet, helpful, generous and on top of all that you are an awesome human being..

Main-I know right.. Toh tum kyun nahi maan rahi..

Sheetal-Becuase I am different then other girls babumoshai..

Ye bol woh khud he hassne lagi..

Sheetal-Just kidding main isliye nahi maan rahi ki tumne try he nahi kiya theek se abhi takk you are stupid AP.. Hehehe..

And again lamba ghunt maara ussne.. Agle 15 minute Mein Woh more then half litre wine pee gayi thi.. Or chal he rahi thi.. Mast nasha hone laga tha usse.. Baithi baithi jhull rahi thi woh..

Sheetal-You know AP all boys are same..

Main-I am not.. I am different..

Sheetal-Kyun Tumhaare 4 hath 2 munh 6 pair hain?? Bolo...

Dialogue chutiya tha lekin uski cuteness par hansi aagayi mujhe..

Main-OK tum ye kiss base par keh rahi ho bhalla..

Sheetal - Woh Mera boyfriend haina saala jerk.. Peice of shit..

Ye laga long on k Uppar se six.

Main-Usski wajah se sad ho tum..

Sheetal-Ummm.. Nevermind..

Bhenchod kuch toh bol..

Main-Koi naa hota hai relationship stress deti hai..

Sheetal-I am not stressed I don't give a fuck about that guy now.. Usse farak he nahi padta.. Khud toh London Mein goriyon k sath aish kar raha hoga main Yahaan stress kyun lun.. Haan..

Ye laga dusara chakka..

Main-Oh long distance relationship..

Sheetal-Yeah long nahi bahot long..

Main-Kon hai woh khuss naseeb.

Sheetal-Ummm.. Tum pee nahi rahe ho?? Chadh gayi hai kya hahahahah peeyo peeyo..

Maine glass fir finish kiya ussne Orr daali then khudne pee..

Sheetal-Woh kahaan thi main.. Haan woh Sala kutta..

Main-Hai kon woh ye toh bataao..

Sheetal-Na naa naa.. Ye ek secret hai.. Hehhee.. Secret.. Fir bhi you are my close friend toh suno His name is Karan he is hot like you..

Main-Mere jitana toh nahi hoga.. Naa

Sheetal-Tumse thoda kam lagaalo.. But hr is very sweet and caring guy.. You know he is a big big big businessman based in London..hehe he lives a busy lifestyle but still he cares for me...

Main-Oh so he does care about you..

Shee-No he doesn't he only care about himself..

Main-Wait tumne abhi toh bola he cares about you..

She-No he doesnt.. Maine nahi bola..

Main - My bad maine galat suna..

Shee-So he is very secretive guy usse pasand nahi public places Mein Jaana mere sath and all.. Even ussne mujhe mana kiya hai ki ye Baat kissi k sath share nahi karun.. But again you are my best friend right.. Hehehehe.. So Tumhaare sath kar shakti hun..??

Main-Obviously Haan.. Itana secretive kyun hai woh?? Meri girlfriend itani hot ho toh main puri duniya ko dikhaun..

Shee-I don't know woh nahi caahta log kahaaniyaan banaaein uske baare mein.Usse Pehle successful banana hai Taaki logon se farak naa paddey usko.. You know meri wajah se uski so called business image ruine hoti hai.. Usko Uppar pohanchana hai successful banke..

Main-Oh yeah Uppar toh pohanchega he woh don't worry..

Uppar toh main pohanchaa he dunga..

Shee-But mujhe time nahi deta woh.. Kabhi nahi busy busy busy..

Main-Chutiya hai Sala..

Shee-Wahi toh main keh rahi hun.. Hahaha. Hum dono kitane similar hain AP..

Main--So kab mil rahi ho usase..

Sheetal-No idea.. Maybe next month pakka woh bhi nahi hai..

Main-Oh god.. Last time kab milli thi..

Sheetal-Kuch weeks Pehle...itana yaad nahi rehta mujhe yaar.. Hehehe.. Arrey glass khaali kaise hogaya Tumhaara.. Wine Kahaan gayi?? Kya kiya wine k sath tumne??

Main-Jo normally karna caahiye pee Lee maine..

Sheetal - Yelo Orr lo..

Main-No no i am good..

Sheetal-Arrey lo na AP..

Main-OK.. Laao..By the way tumhe kuch awkward nahi lagta ki woh banda kuch orr toh nahi..

Sheetal-Hainn..

Main-I mean tum uske baare Mein Kuch bhi toh nahi jaanti kya pata woh koi Orr ho..

Sheetal-Aise nahi bolo.. He is a good guy yaar.. Lekin aise toh mereko bhi lagta hai kahin woh koi secret agent toh nahi James bond type.. Haan.. Boom boom wussshh wussshh..

Aji Haan James bond he bacha tha ab uski bhi gand maarlo..

Sheetal-Maybe he doesn't even like me..

Main-Possible hai..

Sheetal-I know right.. Kya main sundar nahi hun AP??

Main-Oh tum bahot sundar ho..

Sheetal-Really?? Tumhe aisa lagta hai..

Main--Bilkul.. You are really really hot..

Sheetal-Really?? Agar tum mere boyfriend hotey toh kya tum mujhe aise ignore kartey??

Main-Oh hell no.. Kabhi bhi nahi not even in my dreams.. Main humessa Tumhaare pass rehta..

Shee-Hehehe.. Maybe tum Baaki aadmiyon ki tarah nahi ho.. I mean tum Sweet ho caring ho generous ho funny ho hot ho..Mujhe time bhi detey ho mereko khuss bhi rakhte or Baaki aadmiyon ki tarah touchy hone kaa try nahi kartey.. You are so sweet AP.. I think you deserve a reward..

Main - Absolutely mai......nannnnnnn....nnn

Main wahin rukk gaya kyunki jhatke k sath Sheetal ne mujhe apni taraf khincha or apne honth mere honthon par rakh diye.. Kuch seconds takk toh mujhe samjh Mein Bhi nahi aaya ki bhenchod hua kya.. Then maine jhatke se usase durr hua...No no no.. Itana aage bhi nahi Jaana tha bc.. Mujhe keval information caahiye thi nashe Mein bhenchod.. No no no.. Ye naa hone waala nope.. Fuck no fuck no..

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Update-81(The Explanation!)



Ussne wine ki bottle side rakhi or jhumtey hue boli..

Sheetal-Kahaan jarahe ho AP.. Take your reward..

Main-Hogaya hogaya.. Or kuch nahi caahiye mujhe..

Sheetal-But mujhe caahiye..

Main-Kya??

Sheetal-Tum..

Ye bolke woh mere Uppar kuddi Ekdum se or mere Uppar baith gayi.. Mereko kiss karne kaa try maarne lagi lekin maine nahi karne diya uske badle ussne mere hath chest forehead harr jagah kiss kardiye lekin main finally usase durr hua or bed se khadda hoke side hogaya..

Sheetal-come here AP stop running..

Main-Chill Sheetal.. You are drunk.. Tumhe nahi pata tum kya kar rahi ho..

Sheetal-Tumhe sachmein lagta hai main ye nashe mein kar rahi hun AP?? No way nasha toh bus ek bahana hai.. I really like you AP I really do you are a gem of a person. And I want to keep that gem..

Ye ussne serious tone Mein aise bola ki bhenchod main confuse hogaya ki Ye nashe Mein Hai yaa nahi or uss confusion k douraan woh firse mujhse lipat gayi.. Mere Galle Mein apni baahein daal jhullne lagi woh.. No no no... This is not happening.. Bhenchod Anaa ko kya munh dikhaaunga main.. Fuck No.. This is not happening.

Maine usko khinch k hataaya khudse lekin woh fir meri taraf bhaagi.. Maine pakkada usko..

Main-Sheetal chill dekho ye galat hai Tumhaara boyfriend hai ek..

Sheetal-I hate him I hate him so much.. But I love you.. You are so sweet AP.. I hope main Pehle milli hoti tumse toh abtak toh Humaare chotey-2 bache hogaye hotey..

What the fuck.. Fuck the what.. Bhenchod ye toh galat he train ki ticket leki beta AP..

Main-Yeah ok subah Baat karenge good night sweet dreams..

Ye bol main gate ki taraf badha toh woh jump maarke mere or gate k bichmein aagayi..

Sheetal-Nope Baat toh abhi or issi waqt hogi AP..

Main-Sheetal..

Shee-AP do you love me or not??

Main-Sheetal listen..

Shee-Yes or no AP.. Spit it out.. Do you love me??

Main-I.. I actually woh listen tumne bahot pee Lee hai you don't even know tum kya baatein kar rahi ho..

Shee-Mujhe sab pata hai nashe Mein propose nahi kar rahi hun main i liked you in our first meet jab tum Pehli baar Yahaan aae they and then you helped my dad I was mesmerized by you.. I had a boyfriend so I kept it to myself.. But not anymore I really really like you AP..

Main-that's so sweet of you..

Shee-So do you accept me or not?? I need an answer AP..

Main - Listen listen tumhe toh pata he hai relationship is a big big thing i mean sure i like you you are sweet as honey. . But you know I need some time koi choti Baat nahi hai ye samjh rahi ho.. You and me this is a big big deal.. Toh usko process karne k liye time toh caahiye hoga naa tum he bataao..

Shee-That is true.. Yep..

Main-Exactly so main tumhe subah bataa dunga apna answer..

Shee-OK i agree..

Main-Toh jaaun main ab??

Shee-Ek shart par..

Main-Kya??

Shee-You have to kiss me once before you go..

Main-Sheetal..

Shee-AP I am not letting you go until you kiss me with passion..

Main-Subah pakka..

Shee-I want a kiss right fucking now. Or I am not sleeping.. Just one kiss AP Jesus you said you liked me..

Main-Yeah I do like you..

Shee-Then kiss me I am all yours.. Warna main ab sound uncha karne waali hun you know mom dad ko bhi toh pata chale humari relationship kaa...

Bhenchod nashe Mein itana tang puri life Mein Sam Ravi or Rohit ne nahi kiya hoga mujhe jitana issne ek baar Mein kardiya.. Lund ki information bhenchod..

Main - Ok..

Shee-Wuuuuuhuuuuu.. Listen it need to be real samjhe not just some regular smooch.. I want the best you got warna it doesn't count samjhe..

Main-Sure..

Ab bhenchod ek kiss he toh hai bhalla Anaa ko kya pata chalega i mean usse bhalla kon bataaega..

Shee-Hello.. Khaddey-2 so gaye kya AP.. Hehehe..

Maine uska hath pakkadke usse apni taraf khincha or uski nasheeli aankhon Mein dekhte hue apne honth uske mulayam honthon par rakh diye.. Not gonna lie mujhe bura toh laga but that scene was hot as fuck.. Uske dono hath mere baalon Mein chal rahe they or woh Iss time kaa bharpur aanand lerahi thi maano ye nashe Mein Ho he na.. Ab maine alag hone kaa try kiya toh ussne mujhe kasske pakkada or naa Mein gardan hilaai bina kiss todey..Woh mujhe chuss rahi thi ek hissab se bc literally pain or Maja dono aaraha tha mujhe.. Finally woh haanfti hui alag hui mujhse.. Bhenchod ab sans aaya mujhe bhi mere honth sunn hogaye they ek baar ko toh..

Shee-AP.. Ummm.. I didn't had that many kisses but that was by far the best kiss I ever had.. Ummmm.. I love you..

Main-Good night..

Ye bolke main uske room se nikala or apne room Mein aake turant gate bandh karliye Maine..main seedha bed par girra Holy fuck.. That was not supposed to happen.. Fuck.. Ab mujhe bc halka halka guilty feel horaha tha. Saala ajeeb fansa bhenchod.. Fuck..

Inhi sab k bich mujhe nind aagayi bc maybe thoda bahot nasha toh mujhe bhi tha....Subah meri aankh khulli toh koi mera gate knock kar raha tha.. Maine time dekha toh 8.30 baje they subah k.. Maine uthke gate khola toh Saamne Sheetal khaddi thi or isase Pehle mujhe yaad nahi tha ki kal raat kya hua lekin usko dekhtey he ek he second Mein Saara flashback Saamne aagaya mere or Main Ekdum se darrke piche hatt gaya.. "No No No No"..

Sheetal kaa cehra uttara hua tha maano usse yaad ho ki kal kya hua tha.. Woh turant andar aai or gate bandh kiya.. Bhenchod ye toh sachmein piche padd gayi ab toh din dahaade bhenchod.. Main turant bed k Uppar kudda..

Main-Chill chill.. Please listen listen..

Sheetal-AP I am really really sorry..

Main-Hain??

Sheetal-Mujhe exactly yaad nahi kal kya hua but i think that I did something stupid..

Main-Oh yeah stupid kehna galat hoga.. You were crazy.. Abhi theek ho tum??

Sheetal-Yeah just an headache.. Bed k Uppar kyun khaddey ho tum..

Main-Oh you have no idea.. Kya hua kal..

Sheetal-Thats why I am here.. Please come here baitho..

Main darrta hua Sheetal k pass gaya or bed par uske bagal Mein baitha..

Sheetal-I want to know everything that happened last night..

Main-Pakka??

Sheetal-Yeah.. Did something happened between us two?? Please tell me..

Main-Oh puri story he suno ji.. So raat ko main washroom k liye utha or jab bahaar nikala toh tumhaara gate khulla tha or tum bahaar thi ab woh flush sound itani loud thi ki mujhe laga maine tumhari sleep disturb kardi.. Lekin tumne kaha tumhe nind aai he nahi thi and Tumhaara chehra kaafi uttara hua tha mujhe laga Tumhaare bhai kaa issue hoga lekin woh nahi tha tumne nahi bataaya actually kya tha or obviously maine force kiya nahi then tumne kaha kya main drink karunga Tumhaare sath ab khaana khaane k baad kya drink karna lekin tumne force kiya ki keval Wine he hai first of all i hate wine main kabhi close bhi nahi Jaata uske but again ab tum tension mein thi toh socha company dedun.. Ab Tumhaare pass glass tha ek he toh tumne woh mujhe diya or mere suru hone se Pehle tumne bottle ko he munh laga diya i was shocked to see that.. Tab mujhe samjh aaya ki relationship issues honge pakka. Tumne kahaa bhi ki Haan aisa he kuch and kaha ki or kuch nahi bataane laayak then Humne baatein ki humari journey ki kaise humlog mille and all.. Or Iss bich tum dabaa k wine peeti rahi or mujhe bhi peelati rahi..

Sheetal bade he gorr se sun rahi thi meri baatein maano usse ab pachtaava horaha ho..

Main-So then tumhe hogaya nasha ab ye aaya awkward part are you sure ye sunana caahogi tum??

Sheetal - Yeah I want to know everything...

Main-Ahem ahem toh tab suru hua tumhara naya phase tum lagi mere sath flirt karne bhaari woh bhi I don't know tum joke kar rahi thi yaa nashe ki wajah se. Or then tumne mujhe almost propose bhi kardiya and you and you kissed me..

Sheetal-What??

Main - Tumhe kya thoda bahot bhi yaad nahi hai??

Sheetal-Yeah aisa kuch mujhe yaad toh hai ki I forced myself on you.. And I am feeling shitty right now..

Main-So I know main Tumhaare sath flirt karta hun and all but main aisa banda bhi nahi hun jo nashe Mein Tumhaara faayda uthaaun so main piche hatt gaya lekin tumhaare andar pata nahi konsi superpower aagayi tum literally mere Uppar jump maarne lagi you tried kissing me and stuff.. Then tumne foda bomb you said you love me so much blah blah tumne kaha how you liked me from day 1 and how caring I am the usual drunk stuff. Then tumne mujhe pucha do i love you?? Main Baat ghumaane laga but nashe Mein tum or jyaada smart hogayi thi lekin maine kaise naa kaise Baat palti then hua sabse bada kand main bahaar Jaane laga toh tum gate k Uppar khaddi hogayi and said tum mujhe tabhi Jaane dogi jab main tumhe ek genuine kiss dunga.. Or agar nahi diya toh tum loud hojaaogi Taaki Tumhaare mom dad ko bhi toh pata chale hum dono ki love story ka..

Sheetal-What???????????

Main-Yeah... Exactly..

Sheetal - Oh God.. Then kya hua?? We kissed or no??

Main-Oh yeah we kissed.. And then I ran to my room and bam slept..

Sheetal - Oh God.. AP I am so so so sorry for all that..i don't know kya Hua main kabhi bhi ek glass se jyaada drink nahi karti. I have no idea what got into me.. I am terribly sorry.. I am such a shame..

Main-Oh no no chill.. Khudko blame Matt karo it's not your fault ye wine kaa fault hai mujhe pata tha woh sab nashe Mein he kar rahi ho tum so maine dil par nahi liya.. Jabki main khus hota agar woh sab nashe Mein Nahi kiya hota tumne toh.. You know proposal and stuff..

Sheetal-I can't belive I forced you to kiss me.. That is absurd..

Main-I know right main khud confuse tha khuss houn yaa bhaagun..

Ab Sheetal turant mere Galle se milli baithtey baithtey he.

Sheetal- Thank you thank you so much AP for taking care of me koi Orr hota toh nashe kaa najaane Kitana faayda uthaaleta.. You you you are something else AP.. You are just great..

Main-Not going to lie faayda toh main bhi uthaana caahta tha because of how beautiful you are but again I want you fair and square not because of some stupid wine..

Sheetal-I am so sorry AP..

Main - It's ok chill chill..

Woh alag hui mujhse and boli..

Sheetal-So maine kuch nahi bataaya kyun naraaj thi main..

Main-Nope. Not at all..

Ye sun Sheetal ne lambi sans lee ki chalo ussne kuch nahi bataaya uske so called London waale secret boyfriend k baare Mein. Jaisa Uday ne usko samjhaya hai ki kissi ko kuch nahi bataana and all..

Sheetal - Oh God that was so stupid of me AP..

Main-No no its fine Sheetal don't worry about it..

Tab niche se uncle ki awaaj aai ki breakfast ready hai..

Main-tum chalo main fresh hoke aata hun..

Sheetal uthi gate khola..

Sheetal-One last question AP..

Main-Kya??

Sheetal-Tumhaara jawaab kya tha jab maine tumse pucha ki do you love me??

Main-Maine kaha Subah bataunga abhi puchna hai toh aao andar bataa deta hun..

Sheetal- no no i am good..

Ye bolke woh chali gayi wahaan se.. Mission half successful we in boys Sheetal ne koi badi deal nahi banaai Iss Baat ki or Main banaane waala tha nahi so we are chilling and 1 step closer to success..

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Update-82(Vibes)


Main fresh hoke niche gaya breakfast ready tha sabke sath breakfast kiya maine lekin Iss bich ek baat notice ki maine ki Sheetal kaafi awkward behave kar rahi thi like woh blush kar rahi thi then smile kar rahi thi mujhe dekh dekh k.. Bhenchod nasha puri tarah gaya nahi lagta hai.. Uske baad main Uncle ji k sath baitha kuch derr then bahaar kaam dekha Pankaj k sath..

Ab issue ye hogaya ki meri cigarettes khatam hogayi or mujhe nahi pata tha dukaan kidhar hai Yahaan.. Sam wagaairaah gaye they dukaan par main nahi gaya tha or gaya bhi tha toh lund yaad nahi mujhe.. Issliye main gaon ki galiyon Mein ghumta raha ikka dukka log mille jo mujhe daily mill jaate they Yahaan sabse hi hello namastey hue.. Kaafi derr dhundaney k Baad maine ek ladke se puch he liya ki bhai Yahaan dukaan kahaa hai ussne pucha kya lena hai maine kaha cigarettes.. Toh ussne kaha badhiya waali keval 1 dukan par he milengi jo saamne waali main galli Mein left side hai 10 - 12 ghar chhod k.. Ab main gaya uss taraf toh muddne k Baad woh dukaan dikh gayi mujhe medium c dukaan thi main wahaan pohancha toh cigarette Saamne he rakhi mill gayi.. Gajab.. Main counter par aaya toh andar dukaan Mein 4 bandey baithtey hukka khudka rahe they.. Ek dum mast mahool bana rakha tha unmein se ek dukaandaar tha mujhe dekh woh counter par aaya..

"Haan bhai k lega"

Maine ek pack uthaaya.

Main-Kitane ki hai..

Shop-Arrey kamaal karo ho bhai tumse thodi paise lenge Humaare gaon k liye itana sab karwaa rahe ho naa naa katai nahi..

Main-Arrey woh toh farj hai mera or ab tu bhi apna farj nibha le le.. Warna cigarette naa lunga main..

Maine usko paise diye chuttey dene laga tab andar baithtey un ladkon Mein se ek ne awaaj di mujhe.. Maine jukh k dekha toh Vinay tha woh.

Vinay-Aaja Salman khan andar..

Main - Bus tumlog karo enjoy..

Vinay-Abe Aa naa chutiye..

Bhen kaa Lund iska ilaaj bhi kar he deta hun.. Iski maai kaa bhosdaa..

Main andar aaya..

Main-Haan bol..

Vinay-Tu bol.. K dikkat hai..

Main - Meri dikkat naa theek hove tere se..

Vinay-Achyaa..

Ye sun woh teeno khaddey hogaye mere Saamne..

Shopkeeper-O Vinay dukaan main bakchodi nahi..

Vinay-Tu Jaa nai bawli gand.. Han tu sun ibb sudhar jyaa beta mereko sab pata hai kyun Yahaan chakkar kaate hai tu.. Meri behan hai woh.. Bhosdk hath pair tod dunga Humein naa matlab fir kon hai tu kon nahi.. Samjha..

Main - Achyaa..

Vinay-Haan.. Gand Mein hat...

Woh aage kuch bolta usase Pehle maara maine uske pait Mein Ek bhayaanak punch or agle he second dusare waale ko bhi diya same punch woh dono khaanstey hue apne ghutano par aagaye teesre ne mujhe maarna caaha but main easily bacha or piche hattke usko di pait mein laat isko jyaada he lag gayi kyunki woh niche girra ulti kartey hue woh bhi..

Shop - Oho ho kardiya naash..

Main unki chair leke baitha woh log niche paddey paddey khaanstey rahe. Itani he aukaat thi inki.. Maine cigarette jalaai ek..

Main-Ek cold drink or dede bhai..

Shop-Coke he hai bus bhai..

Main-Woh a dede..

Ussne mujhe cold rink di main sutta peene laga..

Main-Khadda ho bhosdk uth.. Teri Maa ki chut maarun saale.. Uth.

Woh Vinay meri chair kaa sahaara leke utha or Saamne waali chair par baith gaya.. Uski aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi thi or munh laal hogaya tha Ekdum.. Woh chair par baithke kutton ki taraf haanfne laga.. Dusara sathi bhi utha lekin woh niche he baith gaya deewar kaa sahaara leke.. Teesre ko badhiya lag gayi thi usse Dukaandaar ne uthaaya or wahaan maze par leta diya..

Shopk-Maadarchod jab naa hai bus ki toh kyun dada bantey ho.. Ab Yahaan safaai kon thaara Baap karega..

Main-Haan kya bol raha tha tu repeat kar toh??

Maine uski chair ko maari laat woh girra chair k sath he piche..

Main-Suna nahi k kaha tune?? Dobara boliye..

Shopk-Arrey Jaan dey bhai chutiya hai yo toh Marr jega Tumhaare naam hoke.. Bhaaj je re vinedo.. Bhaag..

Uss Dukaandaar ne un teeno ko bahaar kiya or khud baitha mere pass ek chair par or aaram se hukka peeney laga maano kuch hua he nahi.. Thats the beauty of haryana we don't give a fuck..

Shop-Bahot he achaa kaam karwaa rahe ho gaon Mein bhai tum.. Bahot si duaaein lagengi aapko.. Pata hai najaane kitane he log roj dukhi hotey hain isase.. Gaon waale daactar or ye clinic waale toh harr mareej ko 1 paracetamol deke bhaga detey hain.. Caahe Saamne waale ko aids ho..

Ye sun mujhe hansi aagayi..

Main-K naam hai bhai tera??

Shop-Ji Sandeep..

Main-padhaai wagaairaah kartey ho k??

Sandeep-Arrey kaisi padhaai bhai main toh dukaan or khet he dekhta hun Haan chota bhai padhe hai mera badhiya hai padhne Mein..

Main-Achi Baat Hai.. 1 padhne waala hona caahiye..

Sand-Wahi toh bhai Yahaan k rakha hai bhalla mera Baap dukaan or khet dekhte dekhte Marr gaya kade naa bungalow bana paaya or naa he main bana paaun issi liye chotey ko padha raha hun..

Main-Sahi kar raha hai.. Tujh jaise log kam miltey hain Aajkal..

Sand-Arrey bus tumhara baddakpan hai bhai..

Main-Chalo bhai thanks chalta hun..

San-Ji ji.. Ye lo mera number kabhi bhi koi cheej caahiye ho toh mujhe phone kardena aapko aane ki jarurat nahi hai main pohanchwa dunga wahaan..

Main-Arrey gajab yahi caahiye tha bus.. Main raasta bhull jaata hun bc...

San-Haahah.. Gaon ki galiyan hain bhai ye ache ache ghum jaatey hain..

Main-Sahi kaha..

Main wahaan se nikala acha banda tha ek do bandey rojj aise mill jaaein toh mood fresh rahe..Ghar aaya main toh seedha Uppar he aagaya Uppar Terrace par aaya toh Sheetal wahaan baithi kuch files bana rahi thi apni..

Sheetal-Hello..

Main-Yello.. Busy??

Sheetal-Not really..

Aage kuch bolne se Pehle baja mera phone jo Rajendra uncle kaa tha..

Main-Uncle parnaam..

Raje-Parnaam sahaabjaadey parnaam.. Ye ek ladka aaya hai mere pass..

Main-Haan Maine he bheja hai.. Karwaado admission or graduation ki Saari fees paid kardena total..

Raje-Fees wees toh theek AP lekin abhi admission?? Itana late kaise lun..

Main-Lo bhalla abhi drugs waale cases Mein 15-20 students toh rusticate hue they14-15 nashediyon ko gharwaale bhi legaye honge toh seats Kahaan full hain bhalla.. 30-40 toh gaye he honge..

Raje-Gaye toh 82 they pure lekin unke jagah par 2760 bandey apply kar chuke hain jinmein se 50% toh vvip hain sahaab.. Ye bhi toh dekho.. Sabke admission hochuke hain un seats par even kal new students ki classes suru hojaaenge..

Main-Mujhse bada VIP hai kya koi??

Raje-Aapse bada bhalla kon hoga bade sahaab ji..

Main-Toh Karwaado..

Raje-A AP aisa matt kar mereko 100 Jawaab dene padenge..

Main-Bus kya uncle bus itani he yaari thi apni.. Hain?? Yaad rakho fir next time college k kand Mein AP theek nahi karega kuch..

Raje-Blackmail matt kar.. Khaas hai ye tera??

Main-Bilkul warna bhejta he nahi..

Raje-OK hojaaega..

Main-Perfect.. Thanks love you..

Raje - Blackmailer kahin kaa rakh phone..

Call disconnected..

Sheetal - Baitho..

Main-Arrey nahi tum karo kaam main niche hun tabtak..

Sheetal-OK lunch kartey hain thodi der Mein tabtak free hojaaungi main..

Main-Yo.. Noice..

Main waapis niche aaya or bahaar he baith gaya chair leke. Kaam wagaairaah dekhne laga or kuch tha nahi karne ko.. 1 ghantey se Uppar wahi ghumta raha main.. Waise ek baat dekhi jaae toh beshak motive kuch bhi ho mera lekin kaam bahot he jyaada bada karwaadiya maine.. Yahi sochte sochte time nikal gaya or Aunty lunch k liye bulaane aai mujhe toh main andar aaya hath munh dhoke baitha sabke sath..

Sarpanch-Ye Pankaj bahot he sahi banda chuna beta tumne.. Bahot mehanati hai..

Main-Haan bahot sahi hai..

Lunch k dauraan ab bahaar se kissi ne awaaj di..

"Sarpanch Sahaab ghar a ho k?" "

Sarp-Aaja bhai aaja andar Konsa hai..

Gate khulla or woh shopkeeper Sandeep aaya andar jisase din Mein milla tha main. Uske sath woh ladka bhi tha jiska admission karwaya tha maine Mandeep, main samjh gaya ye Sandeep kaa bhai hai jiska jikar woh dukaan par kar raha tha..

Sarp-Arrey Sandeep aaja bhai aaja..

Sandeep-Ram Ram tauji.

Sarp-Ram ram bhai teri 2 baar aaja khaana khaale..

Sand-Bus tauji full hun.. Main toh thoda kaam se aaya tha.. Mandeepiya khadda k hai pair chuchkaar..

Ye sun Mandeep meri taraf jukha toh main turant chair se khadda hogaya..

Main - Bus bhai hogaya.. Bhai jaisa hai tu pair thodi chuwega.. Hogaya sab??

Mandeep-Ji. Fees bhi hogayi pure course ki..

Sandeep-Ankit bhai bahot bahot dhanywaad..

Sarp-Hua kya Sandeep??

Sandeep me bataaya ki kaise maine uske bhai kaa admission karwaya and then thodi derr firr wahi thank you puraan chala..Mandeep ko btech karni thi lekin Yahaan BSc Mein admission milla tha Pehle usse lekin ab usse mere college Mein btech Mein he mill gaya tha jo achi Baat thi..

Main-Kalse classes bhi suru hojaaengi teri??

Mandeep-Haan bhai.. Kal se jitane vacant seats par admission hue hain unki class suru hai.. Rajendra sir ne bataaya ye kuch students bich Mein chale gaye unki seats ko full karne k liye ye program chalaya tha or ab jo new admission hain unke courses wise extra classes bhi lagengi..

Main-OK.. Kal mere sath chalna subah main cricket team waala bhi karwaadunga..

Mandeep-Ji bhai..

Main-Ye Sandeep bada genuine banda hai bahot mehnat kar raha hai tere Uppar isliye padhai or cricket dono Mein aag laga deni hai tujhe..

Man-Ji ji..

Woh log gaye wahaan se chalo achaa hua do ache logon ki help hogayi.. Actually main help karke kaafi khuss hota hun aise logon ki kyunki isase maine i mean maine nahi 2.0 ne jitane paap kiye hain uska 0.0001 % hissa toh dhullega he.. Lol..

Actually mujhe 1 or kaam karna tha Mujhe Sheetal kaa phone bhi caahiye tha kyunki mere pass ek number tha sheetal kaa jo already Pooja ne tracking par laga rakha tha lekin kal raat Sheetal k pass jo phone aaya tha woh uske official number par nahi aaya tha dusare number par aaya hoga or mujhe woh number caahiye tha jisase Uday ne isko call kiya tha.. Fir main bhejunga London uss gandu ko..

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Update-83(The Sex Of A Lifetime)



Lunch karke maine ghar par baat ki Sheetal aaj pure din busy thi yaa pata nahi mujhse najarein bacha rahi thi but again maine disturb nahi kiya usko abhi k liye kaafi information thi.. Raat ko dinner bhi ussne apne room Mein he kiya interesting.. Ab maine dinner kiya or waapis room Mein aaya.. Ab maine socha chalo haal chaal toh puch lun uska scene kya hai.

Isliye raatko maine uske room kaa door knock kiya.. Ussne khola gate.. Holy fuck bhenchod ye 24 ghantey hot he lagti hai fuck.. Filhaal ussne black salwar suit pehna tha jisme bomb lag rahi thi woh.. Bhenchod kal chance leleta toh faayde Mein rehta fuck..

Sheetal-ohhh hi AP..

Main--Everything good..??

Sheetal-Yeah kyun kya hua..? Aao andar aao..

Main uske room Mein aaya..

Main-I don't know mujhe laga tum awkward behave kar rahi thi thoda..

Sheetal-No not at all..

Main-Sheetal mera kaam he logon ko padhna hai so don't lie to me..

Shee-Acha toh mujhe padh k bataao..

Main - Hmmm.. Toh tum kuch soch rahi ho maybe confused ho ki tumne kal jo kiya woh sahi tha yaa galat. Then tum apni relationship ko leke confused ho.. Then tumhe ye bhi lag raha hai ki kal jo bhi hua uski wajah se main tumse gussa hun jabki aisa kuch nahi hai nashe Mein Kya kya hota hai mujhe bahot he ache se pata hai.. So don't even stress it..

Shee-It feels so awkward. I forced you to kiss me AP..

Main-Yeah.. Agar ye ulta hota toh mere Uppar MeToo lagchuka hota abtak..

Shee-AP are you sure tum mujhse gussa nahi ho??

Main-Yep..

Shee-So tumne Jawaab kyun nahi diya??

Main-Kiska??

Shee-You know maine pucha tha jo..

Main - Kya?

Main samjh gaya tha ki ye apne proposal ki baat kar rahi hai jo issne nashe Mein kiya tha..

Shee-That one last night..

Main-Oh last night tumne hajaaron sawaal kiye they to be sure..

Shee-You know i proposed you but you didn't reply..

Main-I mean tum nashe Mein thi.. Or remember ek relationship Mein Bhi ho tum..

Shee-OK keep it this way ye sawaal mujhe khaa raha hai.. Ok listen agar main nashe Mein Nahi hoti and also relationship Mein Bhi nahi hoti toh kya Jawaab hota Tumhaara..

What the fuck ye toh kuch jyaada he practical horahi hai..

Main-I can't feel the vibe..

Sheetal - OK here.. AP DO YOU LOVE ME OR NO??

Main-Oh I do for sure I love you. You are the cutest girls I met in my life.. Then Uppar se your personality is too bold.. And then you are so selfless and caring person.. You are just the type for me.. Your brown eyes your beautiful figure.. Just everything about you..

Ye sun Sheetal mere Galle se lag gayi..

Sheetal-Thank you AP.. Ye sawaal khaa he Jaata mujhe.. Agar main single hoti toh happily accept karleti tumhe..Kaash tum Pehle mille hotey AP mujhe.. And also remember kal jo sab hua woh ek galati thi woh kabhi nahi hoga atleast jabtak main relationship Mein hun tabtak toh nahi..

Ussne Galle lage hue he meri aankhon Mein aankhein daalke kaha.. Or pata nahi kyun uss time hum dono ki aankhein he ek dusare k Uppar rukk gayi.. That scene was romantic as fuck like really romantic woh mere aankho Mein dekh rahi thi main uski.. Not gonna lie woh bahot he jyaada hot thi bc like bahot jyaada.. Agar main relationship Mein Nahi Hota toh abhi ye bed par hoti..

Main ye sab soch raha tha ki Iss bich mujhe pata bhi nahi chala kab ussne apne mulayam honth mere honthon par rakh diye.. And aaj pata nahi kyun ye sab sahi lag raha tha mujhe Anaa takk mere dimag se nikal gayi thi maybe hawas ne mera mind takeover kar liya tha.. Aaj ye sab soch samjh k kar rahi thi toh mujhe bura nahi lagraha tha.. Ulta maine usko support kiya kissing Mein Meri jibh seconds k hissab se uske munh Mein thi or hum dono he buri tarah ekdusare ko kiss kar rahe they.. Ek lambe se smooch k Baad hum alag hue.. Naa woh kuch boli naa main kuch bola bus jaldi se hum dono fir suru hogaye abki baar tongue uski thi bahot time Baad mere andar itani garmi aai thi ye sab main miss kar raha tha school time se.. Mera lund full mood Mein aagaya seconds k hissab se or Main ab jaanwar ki tarah kiss karne laga tha usko.. Uske honth chhodke main ab uske gardan par apni tongue chala raha tha ussne kasske apni baahein mere Galle k 4on taraf daal Lee thi or uski aankhein bandh thi, woh bhi uss time kaa bharpur maja lerahi thi.. Hum dono ko he filhaal kissi se koi matlab nahi tha.. Uss room kaa temperature jhatke se badh gaya tha.. Maine uski gardan puri gilli kardi thi.. Mere dono hath uske mulaama kulhon ko massal rahe they ek kiss abhi full sensual activity Mein badal gaya tha or hum dono ko he koi objection nahi tha isase.. 5 minute ki licking or groping k Baad main usase alag hua or uska kurta nikaalne laga jiska sath ussne apne hath Uppar uthaake diya jisase ek jhatke Mein uska kurta uske saree se alag hogaya or saamne thi mini jannat uske medium sized Ekdum perfectly shaped boobs uski patli si red bra k andar.. Ab woh apni bra kholne lagi or maine apni shirt nikaali ussne bra kholke ek side daali toh bus bachi kuchi samjhdaari bhi vaasna Mein badal gayi ab bus ye caahiye thi mujhe.. Uske boobs mere Saamne aatey he main uske boobs k Uppar he tutt bada jyaada bade nahi they woh but Ekdum well maintained they.. Mera munh uske right boob par tha or mera hath dusare boob ko massal raha tha.. Uske hath meri nangi pith ko kharonch rahe they jisase pain toh horaha tha lekin itana nahi ki main rukk jaaun.. Uske boobs kaa bharpur aanand lene k baad maine ussko piche bed par dhakkela or Main uske Uppar girra and usko firse kiss karne laga kiss kartey kartey mera ek hath uski salwaar k Uppar se he uski chutt ko massal raha tha jisase woh puri tarah kaanp rahi thi.. Then humlog paltey or Main niche aaya and woh mere uppar tab ussne kiss toda or woh meri Upper body ko lick karne lagi meri neck se leke mere stomach takk ussne apna jaadu dikhaaya and that stuff was hot mera Lund bus Lohe ki rod ki tarah hogaya tha bahot he dino Baad aisa mouka milla tha usse.. Then aaya main course woh mere stomach ko lick karti hui niche pohanch or mere pant kaa button kholne lagi jo easily kholdiya ussne and jhatke se meri pant khinchke niche kardi jo maine pair se he puri nikaal di then bus mera underwear he bacha tha or mera Lund usko faadke nikalne ko tha lekin usase Pehle he Sheetal ne mera underwear nikaala or ab milli mere Lund ko ajaadi holy fuck maano jail se nikala ho koi kaafi saalon baad aisa he scene tha filhaal.. Sheetal ne ek baar ko mere lund ko dekha then aankhein faade mujhe dekha toh main samjh gaya Pehli baar dekha hai issne iss size kaa Lund I mean jyaada bada nahi tha but average se kaafi Uppar tha ye nahi bc main 22 inch kaa liye baitha hun.. Ab Thodi derr ghurrne k Baad Sheetal ne liya agla kadam or ussne apne honth mere lund se touch kiye jisase mere Saare saree Mein kamkampi aagayi. Ufff.. And then ussne apni tongue touch karwaai mere tope k Uppar.. Buss bc Maar he degi ye toh. Abtak main ye samjh chuka tha ki Sheetal ko soft or slow sex pasand hai or mere liye sab sahi hai toh mujhe koi jaldi nahi thi.. Filhaal Sheetal mujhe tease kar rahi thi kuch kisses k Baad ussne apna munh khola or mera aadha Lund apne munh Mein leliya or kuch derr takk waise he rakha bhenchod.. Main bus aankhein bandh kiye Iss scene kaa maja leraha tha ab Sheetal ne lund apne munh k andar bahaar karna suru kiya and ab suru hua asli maja itane din se jo sukha padda tha uski bharpaai aaj he horahi thi that sex was fire as fuck.. Sheetal kaafi derr takk lick karti rahi ab bus ab time tha kaam karne ka.. main jhat se utha usse niche letaaya main khadda hua uski salwaar nikaali jisme ussne madad ki meri and bam uski panty mein bandh khajaana mere Saamne tha uski panty puri bheeg gayi thi jisse ussne turant nikaala or maine 2 pillows lagaae uske kamar k niche and usse apni taraf khincha main thoda jukha uske Uppar, mere lund or uski chut k bich bus 2 inches kaa faansla tha or ab mujhe thoda saa realise hua ki kya ye sahi hai?? Maybe maybe not..
Main-Sheetal are you sure tum ye karna chaahti ho??i don't want you to feel guilty after this..

Ab Sheetal ne mujhe ghurra or Iss sawaal kaa Jawaab ussne munh se nahi diya apne hath se diya.. Ussne mera lund pakkadke apni chut k Uppar perfectly set kiya bus ab permission thi and ab main rukkne waala nahi tha..

Mera lund position Mein tha or maine thoda saa force lagaaya jisase thoda saa Lund andar parvesh kar gaya Sheetal virgin toh nahi thi but almost virgin ki tarah he thi uski chut kaafi tight thi matlab Iss feild Mein new he thi woh 3-4 baar he kiya hoga maybe Pehle issne or ye main mere past experience se keh shakta tha.. Or jiske sath bhi kiya tha uska lund mere lund se patla tha.. Isliye filhaal usko pain hone waala tha jyaada nahi but hoga jarur..

Main-it'll be painful for you be ready.

Ye bol maine Pehla jhatka diya jisase mera almost half lund uski chut Mein enter kargaya or Sheetal uchali and uske munh se ek halki c cheekh nikali jo ussne apne hath munh par rakh k rouki.. Ab mujhe ek gentleman ki tarah slowly karna tha ye process, or iska Dhyaan bhi rakhna tha isliye main uske Uppar late gaya mera aadha lund still uski chutt Mein tha ab maine uski aankhon Mein dekha halke halke aansu aarahe they usko jo ofcourse pain ki wajah se they ab maine uske dono hath apne hathon k niche dabaae or apne honth uske honthon par rakh diye jo ek lambe kiss Mein tabdil hogaya or Iss kiss k bich maine maara dusara dhakka jordaar woh bhi mera pura lund uski chut Mein tha Sheetal chattpataai lekin woh puri tarah mere niche dabbi thi uske munh se cheekh nikalti lekin woh bhi mere kabje Mein tha woh puri tarah se kaanp rahi thi ab aanshu thode jyaada they but abtoh kaam hogaya tha agle 2 minutes takk main bus usse kiss he karta raha and then jab woh normal hui tab main thoda hillne laga or mera Lund bilkul aaram se andar bahaar karne laga bus thodi derr or jagah ban jaae bus... Main sachi Mein wait nahi kar paaraha lekin main bc kissi k Uppar force nahi karta khudko or sex k dauraan ladki ki needs par jyaada focus karta hun tab nikalta hai best sex.. Kabhi try karke dekhna samjh jaaoge mera matlab. Sex k Pehle 50%hisse Mein Woh karo jo ladki chaahti hai Kitana he frustrating ho but karo or fir agle 50%hisse Mein Jo maja aaega woh tumne kabhi socha bhi nahi hoga.. Ye real experience hai
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Ab Sheetal ki ceekh halke halke moans Mein badal gayi thi matlab Sheetal ready thi ab isliye maine usse kiya ajaad or waapis suru waali position Mein aaya.. And jukh k uske Uppar dhakke maarne laga..Sheetal ek dum madhosh hochuki thi uski aankhein bandh thi ek taraf woh apne honth chaba rahi thi or dusari taraf ussne dono hathon se kasske bedsheet ko pakkda hua tha.. Mera Paani abhi durr tha itane din se jama karke rakha tha jiska faayda aaj horaha tha or ab Iss scene kaa bharpur aanand le paaraha tha main..

Ab 50% Sheetal kaa hogaya tha or ab thi mere 50%ki baari jisme Sheetal mera sath degi obviously kyunki maine taiyaar kiya hai usko.. Ab maine dhakkon ki speed badhadi.. Ab Sheetal kaa munh khull gaya.. Uska maja double hogaya tha..

Sheetal-Ufffff.. Aaaaaahhhhh... Yeaahhshshshahah.. Yesssss.. Like that..... Yeahhhhm.... APPPPPPP .... Uffff..

Sheetal mere harr dhakke k sath hill rahi thi moan kartey hue.. Jo Iss scene ko or bhi sensual Bana raha tha... Or Humaare motion k sath he pura bed hil Raha tha.. Ekdum suhagrat waala scene tha bc..

Or tab Sheetal jhaddi Pehli baar woh kaanpne lagi karwatein lene lagi toh main samjh gaya kya scene hai isliye maine apna lund nikaala or woh lagi jhaddne woh Pagalon ki tarah kaanp rahi thi jiska matlab Hai bharpur Maja le rahi thi woh. Or niche gilla karne k Baad maine bedsheet hataa di Taaki niche takk naa pohanch paae gilaapan.. Ab position badalne ki baari thi maine usko bed se niche utara or jukhaaya woh bed k Uppar hath rakh ke jukh gayi.. Woh mere harr command ko follow kar rahi thi jaisa maine kaha tha plan 50-50 works every time..

Main Sheetal k piche tha uski taangein khulwaai maine or piche se set karke banaya entry point.. Abki baar ek he dhakke Mein Jaane diya maine ab nahi hua Dard Sheetal ko woh time Jaa chuka tha ab maje lene kaa time tha.. Main uske piche se dhakke Maar raha tha tab maine uske hath piche khinche ab usse keval mera sahaara tha isko boltey hain "Stand And Deliver position".

"" "AP harderrrrrr...... Gooogogogooo.... Ohhhhh... Please.. . fastt. T. T. T.. T... Yeah like tjatttttt... Yeaaahhhhhhh.." "" "

Sheetal ki sound jyaada nahi thi but sensual thi jo mujhe or uttejit kar rahi thi mere harr dhakke k sath woh awaaj kar rahi thi.. Mere dhakke ab final position par they or Sheetal bhi jhaddne he waali thi firse.. isliye maine speed increase kar di taki dono ek sath satisfy ho..Main full speed se usko dhakke Maar raha tha uske hath firse ab bed par they or pura bed hill raha tha bhenchod..

"Ohhj App.... yeaahahahah. Yesssssss... Oh Yeaaahhhhhhh.... Deeppppppeerrrr.... Yeah... Ohhhhhhhh.. Uuuuuuufuufufufj.. I AM CUMMMMMMMINGGG... APPPPPPPPP.... YEAHHHHHH... OH... UFFFFFFFFF..

Ye boltey hue Sheetal kaanpne lagi or sath sath jhaddne lagi and uske 2 second Baad he main bhi charm seema par tha maine turant Lund bahaar nikaala or uske sath sath main bhi jhadd gaya.. Bhenchod itana Paani ikkatha hogaya tha aadhe sehar ko pregnant kardun main.. Mera Saara Paani niche paddi bedsheet k Uppar girra.. Jo bahot jyaada tha Sheetal niche he baith gayi thi apni aankhein bandh kiye maine usko apni baahon Mein uthaaya ussne mujhe smile di usko leke bed par aaya main or uske sath late gaya.. That was one of the best sex I have ever had.. Aisa sex last time Ritu se hua tha but ye usase better tha toh samjh Jaao.. This was hot...

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Update-84(The Aftermath)


Subah meri aankh khulli toh maine paaya ki main pura nanga bed par soraha tha or meri baahon Mein thi Sheetal woh bhi puri tarah naked thi.. Then mujhe yaad aaya kal raat kaa scent uffff that was hot.. Wait.. Bhenchod we had sex??? Sachmein?? Fuckkk.. Fuckkk.. Bhenchod ye toh awkward hogaya.. Bahot jyaada awkward.. No way.. No way.. Abe Anaa kya sochegi.. Bhenchod hawsi gand marwaadey.. Fuck....

Mere andar raat ko jitana Maja tha abhi utana he guilt aaraha tha, kyun ye nahi maalum.. Anaa ko pata chalne waala tha nahi but still mujhe bahot ajeeb lag raha tha ye first time tha jab maine cheat kiya ho ek serious relationship Mein i never cheated on Sana never on Riya but now.. Fuckkkkk... Main bade he aaram se utha bed se underwear pehni or dabe paaon apne kapdey leke Sheetal k room se nikala Sheetal still aaram se so rahi thi thakk gayi hogi obviously.. Main room Mein aaya or aatey he firse naked hoke shower Mein ghuss gaya..

Ye kya hogaya yaar.. Ab Anaa ko kya kahunga Fuckkkkk.. Konsa bhoot salwaar hogaya tha bhenchod.. Anaa bechaari kya sochegi.. No way..

Main nahaake turant bahaar aaya new kapdey pehne mujhe jaldi se nikalna tha bhenchod Sheetal jaag gayi toh or awkward hojaaega bhenchod.. Woh bhi meri tarah kal nashe Mein he thi hawas k nashe Mein bc.. Maine kapdey Change kiye shoes wagaairaah pehney apna Baaki samaan uthaaya chaabi uthaai or niche aaya.. Toh niche hall Mein Uncle k sath woh ladka Mandeep baitha tha jiska admission karwaya tha maine or aaj apne sath lejaane ko kaha tha.. Woh ready tha college Jaane k liye..

Uncle-Yelo aagaya AP.. Baitho beta coffee almost ready hai.

Main-Coffee nahi uncle College k liye late hogaya already.. Important assignment hai aaj isliye abhi nikalna hoga.

Sarpanch-Arrey fir toh jarur beta.. Padhaai bhi jaruri hai..

Main-Ji coffee toh peeta he rahunga ab Yahaan..

Sarp-Bilkul Tumhaara he ghar hai beta..

Main Sarpanch or Mandeep bahaar aae bhenchod lund late nahi hua tha main mereko bus nikalna tha abhi..

Sarp-Beta bahot acha laga aapne time spend kiya Humaare sath.. Agla chakkar kab maaroge ab..

Main - Abhi kuch din kaam hai uncle but jaldi he sambhalne aaunga chinta naa kijiye..

Sarp-Ok beta.. Bye..

Main Gaadi Mein aaya Mandeep bhi baitha or humlog nikale wahaan se..

Mandeep-Thanks for the ride bhai..

Main - Arrey no worries..

Ab maine kiya Ravi ko call.. Ussne nahi uthaaya.. Bhenchod kahaan gand marwaa raha hai..

Main Sam ko call kar he raha tha ki Ravi kaa call Aagaya..

Main-Kahan Marr gaya tha lawde..

Ravi - Nahaa raha tha bhosdk.. Bhonk..

Main - Abhitak naha he raha hai college naa pohancha gandu.

Ravi-Itani jaldi gand marraunga college Mein.. Abhi ready hoke breakfast karke nikalenge..

Main-Sun bhosdk main 25 minute Mein college k Saamne hounga or mereko bahot he jyaada like bahot jyaada important kaam hai.. samjh raha hai?? Or agar tum teeno 25 minutes Mein Mujhe college k Saamne nahi mille toh teeno ki gand Kaat dunga gand..

Ravi-Itana important?? Ok bhai nikal rahe hain bus..

Main-Jaldi..

Ravi - Lund rakhega phone toh naa nikalunga..

Call disconnected..

Main-Nervous hai Mandeep??

Mandeep-ji bhai..

Main-Arrey chinta matt kar. Saare teachers apne Khaas hain koi kuch naa bolega tereko.. Schedule dekh tera kiss kiss ki class hai??

Mandeep ne apne phone Mein photo nikaali..

Mand-1st).Amit Chaudhary..

Main-Lo karlo Baat Amit mera Khaas hai samjhe hai like mera dost, dhabbi.. Khaas Ekdum.. Chinta matt kar.. 1st year Mein Tere same he teacher honge Nikita Singh, Ritika Singh and Avni kuch karke..

Mand-Ji ji bhai ye hain..

Main-Ab sun Amit mera dost hai Khaas Ekdum, Nikita or Ritika meri family He hain samjha or Avni waise he sareef hai.. Isliye sab chill hain don't worry main Pehli class Mein aajaunga tere pass Jaan pehchaan karwaadunga..

Mand-OK bhai..

Main-Room Konsa hai?.

Mand-206 bhai..

Main-Gajab mere floor par he.. 208 humara hai.

Main bakchodi karke mera mind uss Baat se hata raha tha jo thoda bahot kaam bhi kar raha tha.. Mereko jaldi se sab bataana tha Sam Ravi or Rohit ko tab Jaake mera bojjh kam hoga bhenchod warna toh dabb k Marr jaaunga main..

Main kaise bhi karke college pohancha andar nahi gaya bhenchod Anaa ko face nahi kar shakta tha main..

Main-Mandeep tu ghum le college tabtak main aata hun..

Mandeep-Ji bhai..

Main bahaar he rukka side Mein Gaadi lagaai or Sutta peene laga.. Tab aaya Sam kaa call..

Sam-Andar gaya yaa bahaar he hai..

Main-Idhar Saamne juice shop k side Mein..

Call disconnected...

Sam Ravi or Rohit aae maine Gaadi unlock ki teeno se galle milla main.

Ravi-We missed you bitch..

Main-Yeah same.. So listen ek kand hogaya hai like bahot bada kand or puraane dino ki tarah ab tum he suljhaa shaktey ho..

Rohit - OK interesting.. Kissi ki gand fodd di kya??

Main-Bhosdk aisa hota toh main khud dekh leta..

Sam--Toh puri Baat theek se bata lawde..

Main-OK listen i had sex with Sheetal..

Ye sun teeno ko laga jhatka solid..

Sam-Dafukkkk..

Rohit-Ek second kya bola?? Sex?? Like sex sex?? Yaa sex waala sex??

Main-Like sex sex I fucked her to be exact..

Ravi-Bhenchoddddddddddd.. How?? Kyun?? Kaise?? Kab?? Kahaan??

Main-Abe Lund chup hojaao suno.. Actually parson raat suru hua sab...

Maine unko bataaya jab Sheetal ne wine pee and then uss raat kya hua..

Ravi-Mast mouka tha bc..

Main - Sun le gandu..

Tab maine bataayi unko next raat ki Kahaani.. Jisse sun woh or surprised rehgaye..

Ravi-Kand kardiya tune toh fir.. Shabbas londey...Gajab.. Gajab... Shabbas..

Rohit-That's my boy bc old AP is back..

Sam-Bhenchod aisi maal ko itana jaldi kabje Mein karliya.. I am proud of you bc.. Gajab.. Love you..

Main-Wait what?? Dafukk.. Tumlog gussa nahi ho merese..

Sam-Gussa hum kyun?? Kaise?? Humari girlfriend thodi thi bhenchod woh or hoti toh bhi lund farak padta..

Main-Abe waise nahi I mean I cheated on Anaa.. Bhai khaae jaarahi hai ye baat mujhe..

Sam-No no no ye cheating nahi hai ye part of the job hai teri lawde.. Tu ek mission par hai or tere Uppar laakhon lives depend karti hain.. Or uske liye tujhe kuch bhi karna caahiye i agree..

Rohit - Exactly or tu Konsa bhenchod uske piche real Mein padda tha or again Pehla kadam ussne uthaaya tha.. Naa naa tu chill hai bc..

Ravi-Exactly or waise bhi Tujhe pata hai Humein pata hai Anaa ko thodi pata hai.. This doesn't count naa naa.. You are good..

I know wohlog mujhe achaa feel karwane k liye bol rahe they lekin jo bhi ho ye kaam kar raha tha suddenly mujhe itana awkward feel nahi horaha tha.. Kind of sach bhi thi unki baatein.. But no worries bc aise cheating thodi hoti hai.. Yep 100% I am right...

Main-True..

Humlog ne at least 30 minutes takk wahaan discussion kiya or jaisa maine socha tha in 3no ne mujhe uss guilt se nikaal diya mujhe bilkul bura nahi lag raha tha that's why I love my brothers bhenchod they are the best..

Sam-Ab andar chal naasta nahi kiya Laxman k pass bhook lagi hai..

Ravi-Same..

Main-Abe Pehle ek kaam hai actually mujhe ek banda milla gaon Mein like genuine..

Maine unhe Mandeep k baare Mein bataaya..

Sam-Interesting tu bol raha hai toh badhiya he hoga or waise bhi apne waalon ko players ki jarurat hai bhenchod hum 4 k bina lund team reh Jaati hai or hum bc saal Mein Kabhi kabhaar khelte hain..

Main-Wahi toh.. Uska introduction karwana hai jarra..

Ravi-Tumlog Gaadi Park karo main Andar Laxman k pass se samose uthaalaata hun bc bukh lagi hai..

Main-Mere liye bhi..

Sam-Same..

Ravi uttarke andar bhaaga or hum aae Gaadi Mein Park ki Gaadi bahaar aae or andar ki taraf chal paddey toh raastey Mein Ravi mill gaya bhenchod k ek hath Mein 7 samose they or dusare se ek khaa raha tha or 1 or tha hath Mein . Humne 2-2 samosas liye ussne 3 rakhe bhenchod kaleja nikalne ko tha Pehli bite Mein thoda sans aaya.. Hum bc North India k top college k bichon bich samosse khaatey hue jarahe they Waah aish hai.. Pehla samosa finish hua hum Uppar pohanchey toh Uppar hallway Mein bhaari bheed thi..

Main-Dafukk is this..

Rohit-Aaj kaafi naye londey aae hain toh ragging lerahe honge halki fulki..

Saamne Sbubam wagaairaah ragging lerahe they Abhi Ashish lucky Arushi Sana Mouni wagaairaah bhi wahin they as ye sab Humaare class k Saamne he horaha tha..

Main-Bhenchod ye toh Mandeep hai.. Bhen kaa lund mere bandey se bakchodi..

Rohit-Kkjhinsa..

Main-Bhosdk samosa khaa Pehle.. Ye Saamne waala black shirt Mandeep hai..

Shubam and team Mandeep k sath masti kar rahe they jyaada kuch nahi bus chit chat and all dialogue baaji.. Lekin nahi galat Baat apna banda hai woh..Issliye Rohit ne jaatey he samosa khaatey khaatey diya Shubam ko ek chamaat piche halka saa.. Jisase Shubam palta..

Shubam-Rohit bhai parnaam..

Rohit - Ghanta parnaam be.. Ye ahawhalb sha..

Main-Tu khaa le bhikaaari side hoke Pehle.. Oye Shubam ye mera banda hai.. Samjha.. Khaas woh bhi samjha yaa gand fod k samjhaun..

Shubam-Oh sorry bhai.. Sorry sorry..chit chat he thi bus aapko toh maalum hai bus firki lerahe they..

Mandeep-Haan bhai aisa kuch nahi tha..

Main-I know tabhi aaram se padda.. Bhaag Jaao ab or shakal Dhyaan rakh iski samjha Mandeep naam hai new admission 206 room.. Kabhi bhi kahin bhi koi kuch kare iske sath toh Pehle Saamne wale ko fodneka fir mujhe call karna..

Shubam - Ji bhai.. Bilkul noted..

Rohit-Kabhi class bhi lagaa liya kar jhantu Saara din ghumta rehta hai.. Aise president naa banega tu..

Shubam-Jaisa aap kahein Gurudev..

Shubam and gang chali gayi wahaan se.. Bhenchod Saari bheed khaali hui.. Tab meri najar paddi Anaa par ussne mujhe same innocent smile di or uss smile k sath sath Sam Ravi or Rohit ka diya motivation mujhe khatam hota dikhaai diya.. Mera guilt waapis aane laga tha bhenchod.. Iss innocent ladki ko dhoka diya bhenchod tune.. No no chill dhoka nahi tha nope..

Maine khudse he bola.. Tab mujhe Dhyaan aaya ki Anaa mujhe he dekh rahi hai still or ussne gardan hilaake pucha aise kya ghurr rahe ho.. Tab maine najarein hataai..

Ravi-Oye Abhi ye le Tumhaare liye ek topclass batsman leke aae hain.. Ye Tumhaare sath khelega..

Main-Haan actually special cricket k liye laaya hun isko main.. Practice Mein dekhlena mast khelta hai..

Abhi-Cool.. Badhiya hai sure..

Amit-Rai k Baat Hai balko kukar bheed kar rakhi hai..

Amit aaya apne desi andaaj Mein mast chalta hua.. Sabne goodmorning ki usko and all..

Amit-Rohit tu Yahaan kaise?? Teri class toh niche hai..

Rohit-Main toh Yahaan lagaaunga tere dhorre..

Amit-Aaja yaar tereko mana thodi hai..

Rohit-Suno Master ji yo hai Mandeep naya banda hai or apna Khaas hai samjho ho bilkul tight..

Amit-Haan Haan samjh gaya..

Main-Haan toh isko aapki chattarchaaya mein daal rahe hain jaise Humein treat kartey ho waise isko karo galti kare toh raipta bhi maardo beshak galti karega nahi lekin fir bhi kuch bhi karo lekin banda kamyaab caahiye..

Amit-Bus aapka hukkum maanliya tension a naa lo main dekhlyunga..

Main-Mandeep ye hain Amit sir..

Ye sun ab Mandeep ne sir k pair chuwe what the fuck.. Aisa Bhi Hota Hai.. But again gaon k sanskaar bahot aage takk sath detey hain..

Amit-Oho shabbas bhai shabbas.. Tune toh dil khuss kardiya.. Aage takk jaaega ye toh bada shayaana banda hai..

Main-Le bhai Mandeep ek teacher toh hogaya..

Ab mujhe dikhi wahan Nicki mam jo humari class Mein jaarahi thi..

Main-Yo Nicki mam.. Idhar..

Nicki mam Humein dekh Humaare pass aai..

Nicki-Ji sir.. Good morning wagaairaah kuch nahi seedha yo Nicki mam idhar..

Amit-Madam ye Vip log hain samjho ho ye aapko dekh lein woh badi Baat Hai good morning toh sab kartey hain...

Ye sun hum sab hans paddey..

Amit-Mereko toh good morning kab a kari thi maalum koni..

Main-Good morning Amit sir..

Amit-Arrey Jaa Jaa..

Main-Lo karlo good morning aise Jawaab detey Humein toh..

Ab sab fir thahaaka lagaa hans paddey..

Nicki-Chalo chalo class nahi lagaani..

Main--Haan actually listen ye hai Mandeep. Mandeep ye hain Nicki mam..

Mandeep ne ab Nicki mam k pair chuwe jisse dekh Nicki mam bhi chownk gayi kyunki bc pair koi naa chutta Aajkal..

Nicki-Arrey Waah.. Hello Mandeep..

Main-Toh ye new Hai aapki class hai Yahaan next..

Nic-Ji..

Main - Or ye Humaare sath he Hai toh Baaki aap khud samajhdaar ho..

Nicki-Ji sir sanskari ladka hai aage jaaega..

Main--bus yahi caahiye.. Mandeep Jaa laga class.. Ok hum chaltey hain Amit bhai.. Ok Nicki mam..

Nicki - Kahaan chaltey hain?? Class kon lagaaega..

Sam-Listen Nicki mam subah breakfast takk nahi kiya or filhaal lag rahi hai bhayaanak bhukk so please breakfast karke aajaenge for sure..

Nicki-Chup chaap andar aao..aao move..

Rohit-Great.. I am saved.. Goodluck guys.

Main-Iss class k Baad sathmein breakfast karenge or tune akele ne breakfast kiya toh tera munh fod dunga main.

Sam-Same..

Ravi-100%..

Rohit-What the hell..

Main-Exactly..

Ye bol humlog class Mein enter hue or piche Jaake baithey madam aai sabne wish kiya padhaane lagi madam tab yaad aaya mujhe ki bhenchod meri books toh hain he nahi.. Sam or Ravi apni le aae they meri nahi fuck.. Lekin mam ne dekha nahi thank god..

Class finish hotey he Sam or Ravi kuttey k maafik bhaage main andar baitha tha toh late bhaaga main.. Or mereko Anaa ne gate par he roukk liya..

Anaa-Haanji sir Kahaan??

Main-Oh woh.. Woh.. Darashall.. Bahot he bhayaanak bhukk lagi hai please Jaane do..

Anaa-Heheheeh. Lol.. Kahaan jaaoge?

Main-Yahin kahin..

Anaa-OK. Love you..

Main-Love you more..

Main seedha canteen Mein aaya or coffee and sandwich mangwaaya bc bukh bahot lagi thi.. Orr order aata tabtak maine phone nikaal liya toh dekha bc Sheetal ki 13 missed calls thi.. Phone silent tha.. Fuck.. Isko call karun?? Karleta hun bhenchod warna pata nahi kya sochegi..

Main-Aaya oye main..

Ye bol main guffa Mein aaya or Sheetal ko call kiya and sath he sath ek cigarette bhi jalaai.. Ussne turant pick kiya..

Main - Hi sorry class Mein tha..

Sheetal-oh it's ok.. Actually tum Ekdum se gayab hogaye they toh i thought you felt something..

Main-No no woh toh college tha mera or Uppar se Woh Mandeep wait kar raha tha tumhe disturb nahi karna caahta tha main.. Baaki kuch nahi..

Shee - OH i see.. Main waise he kuch Orr soch baithi..

Main - Not an issue..

Shee-Aaj aarahe ho??

Main-Not sure i have some work to do..

Shee-OK kal??

Main-Not sure main bataa dunga..

Shee-Ok I'll be waiting..

Main - Yeah. Yeah..

Call disconnected..

Bhenchod mujhe laga ye naaraj hogi ulta ye toh khuss thi bc kahin sacmein set toh nahi hogayi ye.. I mean we had sex toh samjh le ab Baaki.. Fuck..

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Update-85(RIP UDAY!!!!)


Sheetal kaa call cut karke main canteen Mein aaya toh coffee or sandwich aachuke they bc tutt paddey humlog Pehle toh bhook he itani lagi thi bc..

Ab ek baat toh confirm thi jab ye naatak kaa bhanda futtega tab gand toh tuttegi he issliye Agle 7-8 din maine Sheetal ko ignore kiya puri tarah nahi uske calls wagaairaah k replies jarur diye maine time to time..bichmein 2 baar humlog gaye bhi wahaan or tab Sheetal bahot jyaada khuss hui bahot jyaada mere sath time spend karne lagi thi maine bhi usse bhaav diya Lekin jyaada nahi, busy hone kaa bahana banaaya or pata nahi kyun woh kuch jyaada he interested horahi thi mujhmein I think woh mujhe sacmein pasand karne lagi thi bc 100%.. Or ye ek issue tha..

Or aise he ye week nikala main Anaa se bhi khullke Baat nahi kar paaraha tha, main confused tha darra hua tha main guilty tha.. Next day college k Baad humlog gaye wahaan tabtak Sheetal aai nahi thi bank se thankfully..

Humlog side waale ghar Mein chill Maar rahe they tab aai Sheetal shayad bank se Seedha Humaare pass aai woh kyunki still saree pehni thi ussne bank waali..

Sheetal-Hi..

Main-Hi.

Sheetal-AP can I talk to you for a minute..

Main-Sure..

Sheetal-Alone..

Ye Baat ussne Sam Ravi or Rohit ko dekhte hue boli or ishaara samjhtey hue woh teeno wahaan se nikale.. Ab wahaan bache main or Sheetal.. Unke jaate he Sheetal ne mujhe hug kiya ye normal tha ab uska time miltey he hug jarur karti thi mujhe mouka ho toh kiss k liye jaati thi woh seedha. Lekin aaj nahi gayi..

Main-Wassup..

Sheetal-I have an important news for you.. So listen now that humlog almost official he hain so I was thinking I should breakup with my ex..

What the fuck.. Uday se breakup hell no.. Bhenchod mission he woh tha mera hell no.. Or mere sath relationship?? Maa ki chut.. Hell no.. Maa chudaae mission..

Main-No no..

Sheetal-Kyun?? Dont you like me...??

Main-I do i do.. But sheetal it's not like that.. I mean listen humari relationship 10 din puraani hai humlog khud sure nahi hain isse kahein kya.. Or iske liye tum itani purani relationship tod dogi thoda socho iske baare Mein..

Sheetal-AP itane din se yahi soch rahi hun main..Maine harr cheej ko dhyaan Mein rakh k kiya hai.. I mean i dont even know last time kab mille they hum..

Main-Toh Pehle Bhi toh itane din nahi milti hogi tum usase..

Sheetal-Tab tum nahi they naa AP meri life mein..

Main-I know.. I know.. But at least aise toh breakup Matt karo phone par relationship end nahi hoti ye sab baatein face to face hoti hain..

Sheetal-But I don't even know kab millungi main usase..

Main - Toh it's ok not a big deal tabtak humlog aise he theek hain.. I mean aise breakup karogi toh mujhe bhi burra lagega..

Sheetal-Really??

Main-Exactly..

Sheetal-OK. I'll consider that..

Main-Thank you..

Ye sun Sheetal ne halka saa kiss kiya mujhe..

Sheetal-Aaj raat rukkoge??

Main-Arrey Kahaan abhi college Mein tests chaalu hain Uppar se Baaki kaam, time nahi hai.. Abhi Jaana Hai mujhe..

Sheetal-OK.. Its fine atleast tum millne toh aae mujhse.. I am happy with that.. Kapdey change karke aati hun main..

Uske baad Sheetal chali gayi wahaan se haash abhi k liye toh problem talli.. Lekin kabtak.. Kabtak kya maine kaha jab usase millegi Sheetal or jab millegi tab toh saale ko pakad he lunga main fir gand marrae ye sab.. I mean ek tarah se usse bacha he raha hun main..

Uske baad humlog turant nikale wahaan se bhenchod waapis aake pata nahi or kya bakheda khadda karegi woh.. Ghar aaye humlog next day humlog nahi Jaane waale they lekin bc Shyaam ko mere pass Sheetal kaa call aaya..

Sheetal- Can you come today AP?? Please..

Main-Listen I am busy..

Sheetal-AP please aajao raat ko rukk Jaana.. Even mummy papa bhi ghar nahi hain..

Achaa maadarchod ye reason hai hawsi kahin ki.. Bhenchod.. Bhenchod..

Main-Sheetal..

Sheetal - Main kuch nahi sunaney waali warna main wahin aarahi hun ab..

Bhenchod phsyco hai sachmuch
Aajaegi ye..

Main-No no chill chill.. Suno main aaraha hun but raat ko nahi rukk paaunga..

Sheetal-OK toh abhi jaldi aao.. I want to see you badly..

Main-OK ok..

Ab main nahaake hua ready Sam chal raha tha mere sath Ravi so raha tha.. Akela main Jaane waala tha nahi bhenchod akele kaa toh rape karle woh.. Hum dono nikale Gaadi leke..

Sam-Bhenchod iski demands toh Anaa se 4 gunna jyaada hain bc..

Main-Wahi toh bhenchod ye Uday mille toh case over ho iski Maa ki chut maarun saala ladki pataai he kyun thi agar aise milna he naa tha toh maadarchod..

Sam-Saala gandu.. Aisi hot maal meri hoti toh gand marrae drugs daily mill leta main usase..

Main-maadarchod gandu hoga..

Uday ko gaali detey hue humlog pohanchey gaon 8 baj gaye they raat k bc.. Humlog andar aae toh Sheetal ready baithi thi..

Main-Kahaan jaarahi ho??

Sheetal - Time for a surprise AP.. I have a special date for you.. Lets go..

Main-Kahaan??

Sheetal - Woh bhi surprise hai..

Main - Wait Sam Yahaan akela kya karega..

Sheetal-Sam bhi sath he aajaaega..

Sam-Main toh yahin theek hun..

Main-Nahi be.. Chal.. Bore hoga Yahaan..

Sheetal - Jaldi chalo humlog late horahe hain.. Fir ghar Jaane ko bologe tum..

Sheetal Humein leke bahaar aai gate lock kiya or apni Gaadi nikaali..

Sheetal-Main drive karungi or jab main kahun tab aankhein bandh karlena dono apni..

Sheetal nikali wahaan se main Sam ko ghurrun Sam mujhe ghurre bc aaj beta khulla Rape hoga mera.. Sheetal gaon se nikali or city ki taraf ho li lekin city se Pehle ussne Gaadi ek kache raaste par utaari side Mein bc khaali jungle padda tha jhaadiyon k alaawa kuch nahi tha..

Main-Yahaan date hai??

Sheetal-Nahi date city Mein Hai Yahaan pata hai hum kyun aae hain..

Main-I have no idea..

Sheetal-Bahaar aao Sam you stay in the car..

Sam-Oh mera koi iraada nahi hai yahan andhere Mein nikalne kaa..

Sheetal or Main car se uttare toh bc ghupp andherra tha wahaan..

Sheetal-So remember tumne kaha tha phone par breakup nahi karun main Karan se.. Karan my ex boyfriend..

Main-OK..

Sheetal-Tumne sahi kaha tha i talked to him and he is happy with us also he is meeting us here..

Main-What the fuck.. Oh fuck..

Uska woh dialogue suntey he main samjh gaya tha ki I fucked up badly.. Very badly maybe meri life ki sabse chutiya mistake thi aaj Yahaan akela aana..

Main -( Chilaake) Sam Bhaag..

Ye bol main bhaaga lekin andheere Mein he paddi meri chaati par laat or bc main girra piche Jaake.. And bam agli second he atleast 25 bandukkein meri khopdi k Uppar thi.. Sam Gaadi se nikalke mere piche Bhaag raha tha usse bhi maara kissi ne dhakka or woh girra durr Jaake.. Tab Humaare 4on taraf chaalu hui car lights bhenchod at least 10 gaadiyaan thi wahaan.. Or kam se kam 35-40 log high quality hathyaaron k sath badhiya mp5's ak47's bc . Tab ek shaks aaya middle Mein Ekdum Mota tagda jaanwar type tha woh.. Black suit pehna tha ussne Ekdum tip top aankhon par chasma..

Hello AP nice to meet you..

Toh ye tha Uday bhenchod..

Sheetal-Karan ye sab kya hai?? What the hell is happening..

Uday-Oh meri pyari Sheetal kitani bholi ho tum haina..

Sheetal-What the hell is this get the fuck off AP.. Leave him alone..

Uday-Oh god tum or Tumhaari loud awaaj I hate this.. Cheena isko chup karwao toh..

Ye sun ek jaanwar type bandey ne Sheetal ko ek hath se pakkada or dusare hath se uska munh daba liya..

Uday-Arrey utho AP niche he paddey rahoge kya ab?? Tu bhi khadda ho bhai..Jadhav scan Maar inko...

Ye sun ek banda aaya mere pass ussne ek electric danda mere Uppar ferra or mera mobile nikaalke legaya.. And then Same Sam k sath hua..

"Koi tracker yaa transmitter nahi hai bhai inke Uppar..".

Uday-Arrey Waah.. Itane naasamjh kaise hogaye AP tum.. I know I know ladki kaa chakkar right.. Yep I can understand ye ladki mujhe barbaad karne waali thi main time se sambhal gaya but Tum toh barbaad ho he gaye.. Arrey bolo bhai aise chup kyun ho.. Kuch toh bolo..

Main-Nice plan..

Uday - Thank you Thank you sab maine banaya. Isko jaante ho..

Ye bol ussne ek bandey ki taraf ungali ki jo 100% shakal se mujhe dekha hua laga.. Lekin Kahaan??

Uday-Taxi?? Kuch Yaad aaya..

Arrey maadarchod ye toh wahi taxi driver hai jissne Humein first din Iss gaon Mein drop kiya tha.. No way issne uss din kuch suna hoga.. Bhenchod itane aaram se toh Baat kar rahe they main or Rohit.. Bhenchod..

Uday-Haan toh bhai suna inko inke barbaadi ki Kahaani..

Driver - Hahaha. Kya sunaun bhai harr koi taxi waale ko chutiya samjhta hai jabki humara network iski Maa kaa bahot strong hai.

Uday-Hello time kam hai maalum haina?? Isliye jaldi se bata..

Driver-Haan toh ussdin maine Tumhaari kuch baatein toh Suni Uday Sunny naam bhi suna Uday bhai ko toh main jaanta nahi tha lekin Sunny bhai ko bhalla kon nahi jaanta maine tumhara plan puri tarah suna fir jab maine tumhe drop kiya toh main wahaan najar rakhne k liye rukka or jab tumne pagalon ki tarah khudko peeta tab bhi main wahin tha tumhara hospital waala plan sab suna maine.. Bus fir kya tha main samjh gaya tha ye mouka tha ameer hone kaa bahot he jyaada ameer.. Ab jaisa maine kaha taxi waalon kaa network bahot strong hota hai.. Maine Sunny bhai k ek bandey ko dhunda usko sab bataaya woh mereko kidnap karke Uday bhai k pass leke aaya or maine fir inko sab bataaya Pehle toh inhe laga mujhe tumne he bheja hoga mereko maara bhi inhone but maine inko sab dikhaaya Yahaan laake tum hospital banwaa rahe they wahaan or fir Uday bhai samjh gaye sab ki Tumhaara aadmi nahi hun main bus fir woh wait karne lage Tumhaara..

Uday-Uske baad mujhe bina Shakk kiye tumhe mere pass leke aana tha tum samajhdaar ho isliye maine Sheetal ko he mohra banaya jabki usko kuch maalum he nahi tha.. Mujhe pata tha tumne uska phone tap kar rakha hoga isliye maine usko bank Mein call kiya landline k Uppar tab isase Baat ki maine or issi se sach ugalwaaya ki iska koi naya boyfriend hai then maine kaha it's ok breakup karna chaahti ho toh theek hai achaa hai tumhe mujhse behtar koi mille.. And blah blah Baaki sab emotional stuff lekin maine kaha ki main Pehle parakh lena caahta hun tum Sheetal k liye theek ho yaa nahi issliye kaha ki aaj main milna caahta hun tumse or Sheetal se lekin tumhe kuch pata nahi chalna caahiye bus fir kya tha Sheetal bechari khud le aai tumhe Yahaan..

Main-Fuck you..

Uday-Toh Suna Sheetal tumne, maine beshak tumse juth bola ho ki main kon hun lekin iska toh pura astitav he juth tha.. Iska Tumhaare gaon Mein Aana Tumhaare family ko Jaal Mein fansaana hospital banaane kaa naatak karna tumhe apne Jaal Mein fasana sab mujh takk pohanchney k liye.. He used you to get to me.. How absurd is that..

Sheetal ki aankhon se ye bade-2 aansu tapakney lage jo lights Mein clearly visible they... Uss jaanwar ne usko chhoda or woh rotey hue apne ghutano par girri..

Sheetal-Why AP why... Why....

Main-Listen Sheetal thaa...

Main aage kuch bolta usase Pehle side se ek bandey ne mere thobdey par punch diya..

Uday-Ab toh juth matt bol be.. Ladki ko khaa he jaaega.. Oh i am so happy..AP ye AP woh blah blah blah saale kya bana rakha tha tera.. Maine bola tha Sunny bhai ko ki mujhe mouka do woh bole nahi main abhi naya hun game Mein.. Ab jab unhe pata chalega ki maine tereko thokk diyela hai toh bc kitane khuss honge woh then Sanjay bhai toh bawle hojaaenge apne barabar Mein kursi denge mujhe Woh...

Main-Ek minute bhenchod Sunny nahi hai yahaan??

Uday-Woh kyun honge bhalla unhe toh maalum takk nahi unhe maalum hota toh mujhe karne thodi detey khud kartey or Saara credit lejaatey..

Main-Fuck bhenchod mera plan gaya Paani Mein..

Uday-Oh yeah Tumhaare sab plan gaye Paani Mein lekin Yahaan konse plan ki baat kar rahe ho tum bataaoge jarra..

Main-Tujhe or Sunny ko ek sath thokne kaa plan..

Uday-What??

Main-Remember I Am AP bitch..

Ye bolke maine hawa Mein hath uthaake ek taali bajaai or agle he second wahaan mojjud harr bandey ki khopdi k Uppar ek red lazer dot aake lagi..

Main- hillo Matt lawdo sunlo tum sab k sab mere kabje Mein ho ye dots koi khilone k nahi hain ye hain sniper dots or agar tum Mein se koi thoda saa bhi Hilla toh bhenchod khopdi khull jaaegi..i know Tumhaare hathyaar high-class hain but ek cheej hoti hai night vision karke raatko bahot kaam aati hai kabhi try karna lawdo keval bandukkein tumhe gunda nahi banaati.. Apne apne hathyaar daalo niche Or agar vishwaash nahi hota toh dekhlo demo..

Maine fir ek taali bajaai toh bam ek bandey ki khopdi khulli or woh girra piche Jaake. .Ab fatti un sabki gand unhe ye takk naa samjh aaya goli aai Kahaan se... Sabne turant hathyaar daale niche..

Main - So how are you Mr Uday..

Uday ki aankhein maano bahaar aake girrengi woh Munh faade mujhe he dekh raha tha..

Main-Munh bandh karle kahin koi goli naa chali jaae munh Mein.. Saale low IQ waale jhantu.. Tujhe kya lagta hai plan keval tu he bana shakta hai bhosdk.. Actually ye tera plan tha he nahi kabhi ye sab mera plan tha sab kaa sab pura setup mera tha..

Uday-How????

Main-Ye taxi driver se suru karle ye driver mera aadmi tha..

Uday-Kya?? Ye nahi ho shakta..? Issne Saari details di thi mujhe..

Main-Woh isliye ki maine kaha tha isko Saari details dene ko ab suru se sun.. Mereko suruwaat karni toh thi Sunny se kyunki tu toh gandu hai lekin mereko realise hua ki tu gandu hai khud toh jaaega he Sunny ko bhi sath lejaaega..Ye plan suru hua jab mujhe Sheetal k baare Mein pata chala kaise tune isko Pagal banaya tha ab mujhe iska counterplan caahiye tha isliye banaaya maine plan uske liye mereko aisa banda caahiye tha jo kahin se bhi mere sath associated nahi ho jo tha ye Taxi driver isko on the spot hire kiya maine or haryana k log Humein dhoka dedein naa munna naa maine isko sab bataaya Saara plan ek ek detail jisase ye real lage.. Isne sab dekha kaise kya karne waala tha main.. Then Humein caahiye tha Sunny kaa koi banda kyunki tujhe or tere ginne chunney Bandon ko toh koi jaanta nahi tha. Isliye Humne dhunda Sunny kaa ek aisa banda jistak ye driver pohanch shake or woh banda iski baat Maan bhi le or sath sath isko Sunny k pass nahi balki tere pass leke chala jaae.. Bus isko mill gaya aisa chutiya banda or Baaki sab wahi hua jo hona tha. Issne tujhe sab bataaya obviously tujhe Shakk toh hua lekin issne mera Saara plan khol diya tere Saamne or waisa he sab main Yahaan gaon Mein kar raha tha tune gaon Mein dekha sab or tujhe Iss driver par bharosa hogaya bus fir kya tha tu mere Jaal Mein fansta gaya.. Tujhe maalum tha ki Humne Sheetal kaa phone tape kiya hai smart lekin tujhe ye nahi laga ki hum Sheetal k work kaa phone tape karenge Jahaan Sheetal apna pura din lagaati hai ye tha overconfidence.. Aaj jaise he tune Sheetal ko call kiya mere pass sab information pohanch chuki thi main ready tha Infact hum ready they.. Lekin bus ek jagah mera plan galat hogaya mujhe laga tha tu ye last waala part Sunny ko bataaega or ye sab itana real tha ki Sunny ko bataata tu toh 100% tere sath aata woh main toh double bandey leke aaya tha ki Sunny or uske bandey tere sath aayenge lekin tu toh laalachi nikala bc... Fuck.. Lekin it's ok teri gand toh marri..

Uday-Hey hey suno main tumhe sab bataa dunga sab.. Kahaan kya hai Haryana Mein Sab..

Main-Abe Lund tujhe jitana pata haina utana information Humaare pass already hai.. Sunny chutiya nahi hai jo tere jaise garam khopdi waale ko jyaada information dega..

Uday-Mereko maalum hai drugs Kahaan hain..

Taxi-Iske safe house Mein bhai mujhe address bhi maalum hai..

Main-Uff.. Itana chutiya hai tu lawde toh soch jinda rakh k kya karunga tereko..

Maine niche se ek guard ki gun uthaai bc mast Ekdum Mp5 saala high class log.

Main-Kya yaar Uday kya chutiya hai tu saale Sunny ko bataa deta toh kya Jaata tera..

Ye sun ussne daala apne suit k andar hath or uski gun nikal paati usase Pehle maine bhoon diya usko or meri bullet chaltey he chale snipers bc bhach bhach main turant niche late gaya Sam bhi.. Mujhe pata tha ek baar Mein naa marrenge sab log isliye hum niche he rahe.. Or 30 seconds Baad hogayi wahaan shanti.. Bhenchod gaadiyon Mein Jo light jalaae they unko bhi thok diya.. Dafukk..

Main Sheetal k pass gaya Woh niche jameen par girri thi usko uthane laga main toh uthtey he ussne raipta jadd diya mereko.. Fuck yep i deserved that..

Sheetal-You peice of shit.. You used me..

Main--Chill maine bus help ki Tumhaari..

Sheetal-no you didn't tumne bus khudki help ki.. Sab tumne apne liye kiya.. You don't give a fuck about me or my family sab dhong tha.. You liar you cheater..

Main-Listen Sheetal..

Ye suntey he ussne ek or raipta diya mujhe.. Fuck..

Main-main tumhe isase bachana caahta tha bus..

Sheetal-stop lying for fucks shake.. Main bus ek mohra thi Tumhaare liye isase acha main Karan k sath he theek thi ussne mujhe use toh nahi kiya apna kuch paane k liye.. You are a terrible human being AP everything you did was just your plan.. Get out of my sight and I beg you never show your face to me or my family again.. You lying shack oh shit..

Sheetal itana jorr se chilla rahi thi ki uski awaaj takk badal gayi thi uska munh gusse se fattne ko tha...

Main-listennn..

Sheetal-Stop or I'll kill you right now.. If you come close to any of us I'll kill you.. Stay away from us.. Stay the fuck away from us..

Ye bolke woh apni Gaadi Mein baithi or turant reverse jhaadiyon Mein se nikal gayi.. Fuck that was quick..

That was sad main ye fight toh jeet gaya Par Sheetal ko haar gaya tha.. Lekin chalo ye he sahi atleast ek ghatiya Insaan toh kam hua duniya se.. Rest In Hell Uday.. Sunny You are next...

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Update-86(Daru)


Sheetal k jaate he Anjali And Team Abeer Mangal Ami Ravi Sam Vinny or Jack bhi aae Baaki bandey still position par they ki kuch or bakchodi naa ho.. Mere 4on taraf laashein he laashein thi bc..

Abeer-OK 2 raiptey not bad..

Main--Shut the fuck up Abeer.. Iss baat kaa jikar kissine bhi kiya toh I'll fuck you up..

Abeer-Sorry.. Tu toh serious hogaya..

Anjali-Shut up jaanwar.. Its ok AP.. Remember tune sab ache k liye he kiya hai..

Main-OK Namit kaa Pehla pillar gaya Ab bache Sunny or uski behen kya naam tha Yuvika and fir Namit..

Abeer- Remember Namit Sanjay kaa 5th piller hai or Namit k sabse chotey piller ko khatam karne mein itana time laga hai toh ahem ahem..

Main-I know I know but mujhe nahi maalum tha ki Uday itana wait karke attack karega ye garam khopdi waala Pehle Bhi kar shakta tha or mujhe laga tha Sunny bhi aaega sathmein toh kya karein ab lekin now its ok ab dekhlenge Sunny or Yuvika ko..

Main Uday k pass aaya uske jebb se uska phone nikaala uski ungali se lock khola.. Issi liye bolta hun bc fingerprint nahi lagaane kaa.. Uske phone Mein Kuch nahi tha nothing kuch chats jo kaam ki nahi thi kuch calls and ussme tha ek number Sunny bhai karke maine kiya usko call..

Sunny - Yes Uday ab kya caahiye.. Maine bola naa ek jagah baith chup karke..

Main-Oh yeah belive me ye toh baith gaya ek jagah..

Sunny-Kon bol raha hai?? AP??

Main - The one and the only.. Wassup..

Sunny-Uday Kahaan hai kya kiya usko tune??

Main-Oh he dead.. He dead dead.. Photo bhejun?? Yaa thode time Baad Uppar Jaake face to face mill lega...

Sunny-You Mott....

Main-Gaali nahi be lawde.. Kamaal karta hai chotu Drugs failaane Mein itana kho gaya ki jo tera main task tha Uday ko bachaake rakhne kaa woh he bhull gaya.. That is bad ab Namit ko kya munh dikhaaega tu..

Sunny-Tera sir kaatke leke jaaunga uske pass bahot khuss hoga woh..

Main-Oh yeah i am waiting aaja bhai lejaa, kaatke rakhta hun main tabtak tu aake uthaalejaana..

Sunny-Oh you want war AP I'll give you war..

Main-Bitch I've been wanting war from day 1 Tumhaari tarah Baaki kaam Mein Nahi fansta hun main i get down to business.. Now get the fuck off this phone bitch.. Or Haan Bhaag Jaa kahin toh halke fulke chances hain bach jaaega tu warna maadarchod maai chhod dunga teri..

Call disconnected....

Anjali - Nice dialogues..

Main-So Anjali ye sab Clean karwaao it's officially started. Media waalon ko bahot badi story millne waali hai all of us Vs Sanjay started.. Kal kaa din bahot busy hoga unke liye..

Anjali-Yep.. Hum dekhlenge you guys can leave now.. Great job yet again.

Main-Also Iss Uday ki body jaise he morgue Mein jaae iski body par ek tracker jarur lagaa dena mereko pakka yakeen hai mrogue Mein Jaane k Baad iski body 100% gayab hogi iske prints wagaairaah k liye yaa fir kuch orr.. I mean production yahi dekhta tha drugs kaa toh bada kuch hath lag shakta hai..

Anjali-Yep main wahi soch rahi thi..

Main - Good job everyone.. We did it we fucking did it..

Main Abeer Sam Ravi Mangal Rohit Or Ami aae wahaan se sathmein Vinny Jack or Baaki bandey bhi they, gaadiyaan thodi aage Park ki thi Humne meri or Sam ki Gaadi wahaan Sheetal k ghar k bahaar khaddi thi jo Sam laane waala tha obviously main nahi jaaunga ab.. Usko kabhi shakal bhi nahi dikhaane waala tha main for real i betrayed her caahe reason koi bhi ho I basically used her and threw her away.. She was totally broken.. And 100% woh kabhi mera chehra nahi dekhna caahegi jo understandable hai or Main dikhaaunga bhi nahi chehra.. Main Mangal Abeer or Ami Abeer ki Gaadi Mein aae ek Gaadi Mein Sam Ravi or Rohit gaye waapis dusari car lene gaon se idhar humlog nikale haweli k liye.. Mera mood dekh k koi kuch nahi bola jyaada seedha haweli pohanchey humlog toh wahaan hall Mein he bhai bhabhi Rishi Meenu or Gupta ji baithtey they bhai ko already inform kardiya tha Iss baare Mein Woh bahot he khuss they..

Deva-Great job guys gread job.. Well done..

Babhi-Don't be stressed AP tune jo kuch bhi kiya woh uss ladki ki or Baaki logon ki bhalaai k liye kiya or ek naa ek din woh ladki bhi ye Baat samjh jaaegi..

Main - I know I know its just I am like.. Nevermind baadmein Baat karenge..

Babhi-It's ok.. Aao dinner ready hai..

Main-Mujhe bhuk nahi hai baadmein khaata..

Ye bolke main seedha apne room Mein aaya aake nahaaya bc munh par punch badhiya laga tha bc dard horaha tha.. Mera mood kaafi awkward tha 2 ghantey hogaye they uss kand ko or ab media Mein Aana suru hogaya tha sab or ek baar suru hua toh fir harr channel par wahi chal raha tha.. Ekdum se pura North India ussi k Uppar divert hogaya tha.. "AP vs SD ".. The War Started.. The Massacre Of Uday.. The AP way.. Iss type ki headings thi jisme dikhaa rahe they ki Uday or uske Bahot Saare bandey maare gaye they blah blah and ye bahot badi success thi Humaare liye and all.. Recently jitane bhi drugs cases they woh sab Uday se related they toh usko maarke Humne acha kiya and all.. Kuch channel still debate par they ki kya hum unhe jinda nahi pakkad shaktey they, bhenchod Lund lelo jinda..

Issi bich Anaa kaa call aaya mere pass..

Main-Hi..

Anaa-AP theek ho tum?? Maine news Mein dekha abhi.

Main-Yeah kind of..

Anaa-AP sab theek hai?? Aise Baat kyun kar rahe ho..

Main-Nothing Anaa I am just tired of stuff lots of people died. Lots of people betrayed I betrayed someone today..And I can't get over it.. The guilt of that betrayal is eating me alive..

Anaa-AP it's ok tumne kiya hai toh sab soch samjh k he kiya hoga you just saved so many lives ab aise Matt karo everything will be fine.. Main aaun millne??

Main-No i am good don't worry i'll be over it soon..

Anaa-Yeah thats good for you..

Main-Yep.. Thanks.. Ok i'll call you back right..

Anaa-OK.. Take care love you..

Call disconnected..

Fuck bhenchod.. Aise toh kaam nahi chalega bc.. I need something yes.. Daru.. Daru..

Maine Sam ko call kiya Woh log abhi takk nahi aae they..

Sam-Ji Sir bus aagaye..

Main - Sun aatey hue daru le aana be..

Sam - Kyun??

Main-Mood theek karna hai bc Gaadi Mein he rakh aana sab fir baadmein sabke sone k Baad pee aaenge..

Sam-Ok boss.. I love this idea..

Call disconnected..

11 baje they Sam wagaairaah bhi aagaye they bus thodi derr Mein Jaane waale they humlog maine niche dekha toh sab rooms bandh he they toh humlog dabe paon nikale bahaar garden Mein aagaye haash saved.. Gaadi Sam ne bahaar he rakhi thi shayaana hai woh..

Shyaam - Beta raatko Kahaan??

Ravi-Bus kaka yahin hain..

Kaka-Oh party sharty. Jaao Jaao beta jyaada late Matt karna..

Main Sam Ravi or Rohit aae bahaar Gaadi Mein baithtey jyaada durr Jaane ki jarurat nahi thi bc isliye bus gaon se nikale ek side Mein lagaai Gaadi.. Blue lable ki 2 bottles chakkna soda and glasses wagaairaah le aae they wohlog.

Main-Dabaa k piyo jyaada durr Jaana Nahi hai jyaada hogayi toh paidal chale jaaenge lekin befaltu ki baat nahi koi, mood sahi karna hai kharaab nahi..

Seats wagaairaah fix karke humlog ne ready kiya sab.. Ab as usual peg banaaney ki suruwaat maine ki or sabke banaae 30 ml k badhiya peg or apna banaaya 120 ml bhenchod aag lagne do...

Bus jaanwaron ki tarah tutt paddey humlog peg par peg or nasha hone k Baad bakchodi chaalu hogayi tab naa yaad raha kuch bhi bc.. Humlog late night takk peetey rahe main akela 1 bottle se jyaada dhakaar gaya tha khaana khaaya nahi tha jagah he jagah thi bc.. Or raat 1 baje k aas pass takk humlog bhayaanak tight hogaye they like full nasha.. Behtarin waala.. 2 k 4 or 4 k 8 hogaye they.. Gaadi nahi chalne waali thi bc, lekin ab haweli or jyaada durr lag rahi thi.. Isliye main bana driver lund mera paidal Jaaega... Waise bhi Konsa main road se Jaana Hai bc gaon Mein he toh Jaana Hai.. Isliye maine suru ki Gaadi jo Pehle seedhi bandh hui..

Sam-Le aagaye itana jaldi bc.. Hahahaha.. Waise he darr rahe they..

Ravi-Arrey rukkja abhi na aae hai.. Hahaha.. Abhi toh suru he naa hui.. Kick maarni padegi..

Main- Ye left Mein Jaana Hai naa apne ko??

Rohit-Bhosdk left Mein toh raasta he naa hai.. Dekh Kya raha hai tu..seedha lele pohanch jaayenge.

Maine bade he musqill se Gaadi suru ki or seedhi chalaadi bc thankfully humlog 90 seconds Mein toh pohanch gaye hum.. Gaadi bahaar he roukkdi Humne chaabi andar he chhodi..

Guard-Main kardunga bhai aao andar takk chhod detey hain..

guards aae Humein sahara dene..

Main-Naa be theek hain hum chup chaap Jaake sojaaenge..

Ab humlog lawn Mein se hotey hue andar takk aagaye bhenchod gand fatt gayi Yahaan takk aane Mein.. Naa ab Uppar naa Jaane waala main toh.. Main wahi hall Mein sofa Parr girr padda Baaki toh or bhi tight they woh bhi wahin sofas pakkad pakkad k girr paddey.. Or bus blank.. Bhenchod sab tension durr Saara guilt durr daru bhenchod kya cheej Hai..Sheetal Uday sunny sab bhul gaya tha main.. Lekin Kabtak.................................

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Update-87(The Happiest News)


Humlog wahin hall Mein sofas par girr paddey or paddtey he nind aagayi bc.. Subah meri aankh khulli kissi ki awaaj se meri khopdi almost fattne ko thi maine karwat leke dekhna caaha ki kon bol raha hai lekin karwat letey he bhenchod main niche girra sofa se..

Babhi-Kab kaise or kyun??

Maine halki halki aankhein khol k dekha toh Saamne Bhai Babhi or Jaanwar khaddey they..

Main bina jawab diye khadda hua or waapis sofa par girr padda..

Babhi-Atleast room Mein Jaake toh sojaa..

Lekin usase Pehle main dobara so chuka tha.. Fuck.. Bc.. Then again main utha tab sirr itana Dard nahi kar raha tha main uth ke sofa par baitha toh mere side waale sofa par Rohit or Saamne Sam so rahe they or Ravi meri tarah uthke baitha tha or figure out kar raha tha ki raat ko hua kya tha..

Ravi-Mera phone dekha be??

Main-Gaadi Mein hoga..

Ravi-bc sirr Dard kar raha hai tera??

Main-Abhi theek hai subah jyaada tha..

Maine time dekha toh bc 9 baje they subah k.. Fuck..

Main utha bhenchod muttana tha Pehle toh isliye main seedha room Mein gaya bhenchod seedhiyaan 1 ki 4 dikh rahi thi sab ghum raha tha still. Main room Mein aaya Pehle toh tanki khaali ki bc and then shower k niche khadda hogaya.. Haash ab Jaake sans aaya..Ab lagi thi bhuk bahot jyaada kyunki raatko dinner bhi nahi kiya tha.. Main niche aaya toh Sam or Rohit dono ko Rishi or Babhi ne utha diya tha or woh log sofa par apna sirr pakkadey baithtey they Meenu bhi wahin thi. Ab tha lecture time..

Babhi-Aao sahab aao..

Main - I am sorry..

Babhi-toh issi liye dinner naa kiya tune..

Main-Naa woh toh mood he naa tha uske Baad he plan hua sab.. Mujhe lagi hai bhayaanak bhook..

Sam-Mera phone Kahaan haibe..

Main-Gaadi Mein hoga bc mujhse kya puch rahe ho..

Rohit-Gaadi Mein Nahi tha mera bhi nahi hai..

Main-Ravi le aaya hoga fir Gaadi se.. Bc hath Mein phone leke kon daru peeta hai..

Rohit-Sirr naa dukha be side hatt..Babhi bhook lagi hai..

Babhi-Ji jarur.. Nahaake Aao Pehle..

Main-Main toh nahaa liya mere liye toh lagaao..

Babhi-Sab sathmein..

Main-Jaldi utho be Nahaake aao..

Woh dono turant uthke gaye Uppar jaisa maine kaha hai Pehle Bhi ki Rohit kaa ek room Yahaan bhi hai as most of time ye yahin rehta hai.. Woh dono gaye nahaane or Ravi ready hoke niche aaya uske pass phone they sabke woh mere pass aake baith gaya..

Babhi-Waise ek kaam ki baat karni hai tumse..

Ravi-Ye iska AP kaa idea tha sab. A to Z.. Sab iska tha..

Main-What the fuck bitch..

Babhi-Uske baare Mein Baat nahi karni hai duffer..

Main-Toh bolo..

Babhi-Sabko aane de Pehle..

Main-ok..

Sam or Rohit k aane se Pehle bhai Abeer or Mangal aagaye...

Main-Aaj full family breakfast nice..

Babhi-Sabko discussion k liye he rouka hai..

Main-Aisi kya Baat hogayi.. Abe Ravi koi kand kiya tune..?

Ravi-Hell no..

Abeer -Kahaan thi kal party??

Main-Apne chownk par..

Tab aae Ami Rohit or Sam bhi niche..

Babhi-Aao sab breakfast ready hai..

Aaj full family thi dinning table par.. Bhai Babhi Abeer Mangal Rishi Main Sam Ravi Rohit Ami or Meenu bhi.. Humlog baithe kaka ne khaana lgawaaya mast aalu k paraanthey they..

Main-Gajab Maja aajaaega aajtoh..

Maine khudki plate bharri..

Babhi-So Baat ye hai..

Main-Baat baadmein mereko khaane do.. Sab Baat pata he hain mujhe waise bhi...

Ravi-Same..

Sam-Same..

Babhi-Achaa tumhe sab pata hai? Ghar Mein Kya hota hai kya nahi??

Main -Obviously Haan..

Ravi-Yep..

Babhi-Oh toh Kitane members hain ghar Mein Sab maalum hoga..

Main-Ofcourse..

Babhi-Kon kya karta hai sab pata hoga..

Ravi-Yep bilkul..

Babhi-Firtoh tumhe Mangal or Meenu ki relationship kaa bhi pata hoga..

Main-Ofcourse pata hai. Hajaia. Hua... What the fuck.. Ek second.. What the fuck.. Kya kaha aapne??

Main Pehla niwala lene waala tha jo bichmein he rukk gaya.. Same Ravi Rohit or Sam kaa haal tha..

Sam-Dafukk?? Ek second repeat please.. Babhi please repeat..

Babhi-Yeah sahi suna Meenu or Mangal relationship Mein Hain..

Main-How?? Kab kaise??

Babhi-Almost 10 months se.. Marriage is on the cards..

Main-Hold up hold up.. Are you serious??

Babhi-Yep..

Main turant apni jagah par khadda hua..

Main-Or ye Baat kiss kiss ko pata hai??

Babhi-Tum 4 ko chhodke Baaki sabko..

Sam-What the fuck.. Mangal saale Humse chupaaya tune..

Mangal-Listen be sab itana jaldi hua Pehle toh Humein he nahi maalum tha then fir itana sab horaha tha Pehle RJ then ye Sanjay and all main nahi caahta ki tumlog disturb hojaao.. Keval Babhi or Bhai ko he maalum tha Baaki sabko toh abhi last week bataaya Humne bus tum 4 Baaki they..

Ravi-Bitch shut the fuck up..

Main-Listen Meenu i love you and I am so so so happy for you guys like bahot jyaada Mangal ko tumse better koi mill he nahi shakta for sure.. but seriously fuck you guys..

Ravi - Yeah Meenu love you.. But fuck Mangal bhencccc.... Bc ye kya matlab hua..

Main-Bhai "BRO CODE" kaa kya hua??

Rohit - ek minute main still nashe Mein hun yaa ye sab actually ho raha hai for real??

Mangal-Listen.

Main-Shut up bitch..

Mangal-Bhai aap he bolo naa..

Main-Bhai kya bolenge unhe toh Pehle se pata tha..

Babhi-On the brighter side ye bhi toh dekho Meenu jaisi family member mill rahi hai Humein..

Main-Oh that is great.. I mean Meenu Pehle he family member thi but ab officially join hogi I love it.. Meenu se better Iss bhundi shakal k jaanwar ko koi mill nahi shakti.. Meenu is perfect..

Sam-Tu idhar Aa toh kuch Baat karni hai tujhse..

Main-Haan idhar Aa..

Babhi-Arrey khaana toh khaa lo Pehle..

Main-Meri bhuk Marr gayi..

Main Sam Ravi Rohit or Mangal ek side aae..

Mangal-Bhai sun..

Main-Bhosdk tu sun.. Ye kya bakchodi hui bhenchod bhaiyon se Baat chupaaega ab..

Mangal-Abe main distract nahi karna caahta tha tujhe Red John then ye Sanjay i know tera dimag kaise kaam karta hai or Main nahi caahta tha tu distract ho..

Main-Abe Lund mission bhai se important thodi hai..

Sam-Abe isse distract nahi karta atleast humein toh bataa deta tu..

Ravi-Wahi toh lawde..

Mangal-Abe chutiya nahi hun main tumhe bataa deta toh tum sabse Pehle issi ko bataatey..

Main-Haan kyunki ye real bro hain teri tarah Baat nahi chupaatey mujhse bhosdk itani badi Baat..

Rohit-Ye toh gand maardi tune..

Mangal-I am sorry.. Sun..

Main-Sorry bhenchod sorry.. You know what Mangal fuck you.. Main jaaraha Yahaan se.. Fuck you.. Bhenchod fuck you.. You peice of shit..

Ye bolke main waapis sabke pass aaya or Meenu ko hug kiya..

Main-I am so happy for you.. Also thanks for accepting this piece of shit..

Isspar Meenu ne hanste hue kaha..

Meenu-Thankyou AP..

Ye bol main bahaar ki taraf chal padda..

Main--Mangal piche matt Aa be main sacmein munh fodd dunga fir Matt kehna..

Ye bol main bahaar nikal gaya.. Bc main confusiya gaya tha main bahot jyaada khuss tha I mean Meenu and Mangal i love it.. Lekin utana he gussa tha main bc Mangal ne mujhe nahi bataaya bhenchod humlog ladkiyon se related literally harr Baat share kartey hain fir woh caahe 1 night stand ho yaa fir lifetime relationship.. Lekin bhenchod Mangal ne mujhe naa bataaya woh bhi mere kaam ki wajah se.. Aisa kaam gand Mein gaya bhenchod ki main apne bhai se durr hojaaun.. Uppar se bhenchod Iss Baat kaa gum tha ki main apne bhai ko nahi padh paaya ye sab literally meri naak k niche hua or Main apne bhai ko nahi padh paaya uski khussi nahi bhaanp paaya I am fucking sad.. Meri khopdi kuch toh Sheetal or fir ab hangover se kharaab thi Orr ab bachi kuchi bhi gayi thi.. Bhenchod how?? Why??

Ye sab sochta sochta main gaon k addey par aagaya tha bc bhenchod college he Jaata hun Yahaan khaali baitha raha toh Mangal ki gand foddne ki planning he kardunga main.. Maine ek auto rukkwaai or usme baith he raha tha ki Sam ne awaaj di mujhe.. SAM Ravi or Rohit bhi aarahe they.. Main baitha auto Mein Woh log bhi aake baithtey..

Sam-Bhenchod can you belive it?? Why?? Dafukk.. Bhenchod hua kya ye sab??

Rahul-Mujhe still lag raha hai main nashe Mein hun..

Ye sun maine maari laat usko baithtey baithtey..

Rahul-Bhenchod ye toh sach he hai..

Ravi-Bhai ek baat bataao kya tum Mein se kissi ko kabhi Shakk hua tha Iss Baat kaa kyunki mujhe toh lund bhi nahi pata tha..

Main-Wahi toh issue haibe humlog Humaare bhai ko nahi padh paae.. Bhenchod aisa kya busy hogaye life Mein.. Dafukk..

Sam-Wahi.. Or Abe Saari galti humari nahi hai Mangal ki bhi toh hai..

Main-Hell yeah.. Galati Saari usski he hai be.. I mean bhenchod humlog chota bada sab kand share kartey hain...

Sam-Wahi toh ab dekh tune Sheetal waala bataaya tha naa sabse Pehle jabki Kitana embarrassing tha woh tere liye..

Ravi-True..

Main-Wahi main ye soch raha tha abhi.. Gand marrae mission..

Driver - College aagaya sahaab..

Humlog uttare..

Main-Mera purse nahi hai koi do toh be paise..

Sam-Bc purse toh mera bhi nahi hai.. Kissi kaa nahi haibe sabke purse toh Gaadi Mein paddey they raatko.. Ye chutiya Ravi phone toh uthaalaya purse naa laaya..

Ravi-Mera hai main le aaya tha..

Main-Mera toh room Mein he tha..

Ravi ne purse nikaala toh usme bc 500 kaa 1 note tha..

Main-Bhosdk gareeb..

Ravi-Abe Lund kaa gareeb cash kon rakhta hai ab.. Or parson se sab main he deraha hun lund cash bachega..

Driver-Sahaab chutta dedo naa.. 80 he hue hain..

Main-Nahi hai bhai.. 100 kaatle..

Driver - Sahaab subah subah Kahaan se dunga chuttey...

Main-Bhai jitane hain utane toh dey waapis bhi aise he Jaana Hai..

Driver ne Ravi ko apne auto Mein se Saare paise dediye 10, 20 k notes bc..

Driver-180 he hain sahaab..

Main-Bahot chal thanks..

Ravi-Pehle toh coffee peetey hain kam se kam dimag toh center Mein aae aage ki planning uske Baad..

Humlog andar aae canteen ki side..

Sam-Abe tumhe kya lagta hai Nicki mam ko pata hoga ye??

Main-Hell no..

Ravi-Bc agar unhe pata hai or unhone bhi nahi bataaya toh Tandav hoga..

Rohit-100% unhe pata hoga Abe Babhi Nicki mam ko sab batati hai a to Z..

Main-Fuck coffee.. Main puchke aaunga Pehle.

Coffee se munh ferr hum seedhe humari class ki side chal paddey curiosity bahot jyaada thi bc..

Ravi-Nicki mam shayad apne chamber Mein hongi apni class end hui hai abhi toh wahaan se Seedha chamber Mein jaati hain woh.

Main-I swear to God agar Nicki mam ko pata hua toh I am gonna freak the fuck out..

Rohit - 100% unko maalum hai..

Main-No way..

Rohit - Bet lagaaega..

Main-Lagaale..

Rohit-Agar main jeeta toh teri Saint Laurent Bomber jacket meri..

Main-Hell no bitch.. Fuck you.. Fuck you fuck you fuck you.. Bhosdk pure India Mein Nahi milegi tujhe filhaal.. 4.5 lakh lage hain uske Uppar.. Rishi ne 1000 phones kiye tab Jaake milli thi.

Rohit-Abe usko pehnta Kahaan hai tu..

Main-Won showpiece hai bitch.. Aise thodi 4.5 lakh ki jacket pehnke ghumunga main..

Rohit - Buss fatt gayi..

Main-You know what fuck it I belive in Nicki mam toh done deal.. Agar main jeeta toh teri Ducati Penigaler meri..

Rohit - Aji Lund lele.. Bhosdk 50 lakh ki bike vs 4.5 lakh ki jacket.. Sun main haara toh 6 lakh in cash or bol..

Main-Done..

Humlog chamber side aae toh Nicki mam bahaar hall Mein khaddi thi or assignment lerahi thi Humaare class waale log he they.. Ashish Ajit Mouni Arushi even Anaa bhi thi wahaan..

Nicki-Oh god no way tumlog bhi bahana banaane aae ho..

Main-Hell no..kaisa bahana..

Nicki--Yelog k bahaane sun rahi hun main assignment naa complete karne waalon k..

Main-I don't even know assignment dikhta kaisa hai..

Nicki-Main samjh gayi thi..

Main- Nicki mam we need to talk..

Nicki-OK 5 minutes bus..

Main-Like right now we don't even have 1 minutes

Nicki-Arrey let me hear them out.

Main-Arrey sunliya sabka guys Monday takk sab complete karloge naa??

Ispar sab khussi khussi chilaae..

Sab-Ofcourse..

Main-Yelo..Ab aao naa please..

Nicki-Aise kaise last date kal thi..

Main-Arrey chhodo naa inko main bawla hojaaunga tabtak.. Karlenge complete Monday takk ek baar suno toh..

Nicki-Oh god aao andar.. Guys wait a second..

Hum 4on Nicki mam k sath andar unke chamber Mein aae..

Nicki--Bolo kya hua..

Main - Nicki mam aapke ek Jawaab par meri Jaan tikki hai..

Rohit-Or mere 6 lakh..

Nicki-Wait what..

Main-Leave that..listen please answer carefully.. Kya aapko Mangal or Meenu ki relationship k baare mein pata tha??

Nicki--Wait what..

Main-Gajab nahi pata tha..

Nicki-Tumhe kissne bataadi?? Deepu said ki tumlog ko nahi bataana hai..

Main-What?? Aapko pata tha..

Nicki-Obviously..

Bhenchod ek or jhatka jacket gayi Armaan bhi gaye.. Main piche deewar se lag gaya..

Rohit-Hell yeah.. Thank you thank-you thank you Nicki mam..

Main-Mam aapne bhi nahi bataaya Humein..

Nicki - Actually..

Main-Bahaana nahi.. I am out..

Maine chamber k gate ko maari laat jo bahaar ki side dhadaam se khulla.. Or bahaar Ashish kaan laga k sun raha tha uski gand fatt gayi awaaj se..

Main-Bhosdk spying device lele aise thodi kaam chalega..

Nicki--A AP sun toh listen..

Main-Hell no..

Hum 4on wahaan se seedhe niche ki taraf holiye..

Main-Mereko daru peeni hai..

Sam-Abe raat waali he naa uttar hai theek se..

Main-Tereko nahi peeni toh matt pee..

Sam-Kyun bc main toh peeyunga he..

Main-Let's go then..

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Update-88(Daru Again)


Iss time Mein daru se better kuch nahi hota bc bus wahi kaam aati hai..

Rohit-Aroma chalein?? Nikhil k pass..

Main-Gajab..

Aroma jaise maine Pehle Bhi bataaya hai north India ki sabse luxury bar chain hai jiska owner hai Nikhil jo humara family friend hai. Iske Yahaan he Ashish ki birthday party hui thi..

Maine kiya Nikhil ko call..

Main-Kaise bade bhai..

Nikhil-Mast chotey..

Main-Kahaan hai??

Nikhil - Delhi se aaraha hun..

Main-Perfect daru peeni hai...

Nikhil-Waah bc kabhi mana kiya hai kya maine.. Sun 2 ghantey Mein pohanch jaaunga main seedha bar he aajaunga..

Main-Sun fir toh Humein college se he pick karlena Gaadi nahi hai Humaare pass.. Jaldi kariyo..

Nikhil-Aagaya bus..

Call disconnected

Main - 2 ghantey Mein aajaega woh aao tabtak laxman k pass he baithtey hain..

Anaa-Kya occasion hai Humein bhi toh bataao..

Ye sun main piche mudda toh Anaa or Arushi khaddi thi.. And Anaa ka cehra laal horaha tha.. She hates daru.. And now it's a problem..

Anaa-Kya hua?? Hello.. Knock knock..

Ravi-Tu samjhaa bhai humlog Laxman k pass hain..

Ye bol Sam Ravi or Rohit chale gaye Arushi bhi gayi wahaan se hum dono ko akela chhod..

Main-No occasion at all..

Anaa-Hmm ek second mujhe kissi ne bola tha ki Woh keval occasions par he drink karta hai.. Yaad Nahi kissne bola tha..

Main-I know I know maine bola tha but tum nahi samjhogi it's an issue..

Anaa-Oh main try karungi samjhaake toh dekho..

Main-Listen Anaa you know main aise he befaltu Mein drink nahi karunga..

Anaa-OK nahi bataana toh Matt batao.. Its ok go for it dabba k peeyo. Go go..

Main-Anaa listen..

Anaa-Go go..

Ye bol Anaa chali gayi or uske piche Jaane kaa mera mood nahi tha.. Ab main wait nahi kar shakta tha bhenchod ek or bakchodi bc ab toh abhi peeni hai.. Fuck this mujhe abhi peeni hai..

Main aaya canteen Mein Jahaan Sam Ravi or Rohit they Anaa bhi yahin aai thi..

Main-Aao be Sam..

Sam-Aagaya Nikhil..

Main-Fuck Nikhil woh aaega tabtak toh kaam ho he jaaega aaja..

Ye bol main nikala bahaar or mere piche piche woh teeno..

Sam-Ye bhi dimag khaagayi kya jo Ekdum se aag lag gayi..

Main-Yep.. Lets go.. Theka Kahaan hai idhar??

Sam-Aage chownk par.

Main-Woh toh online payments letey he honge bc. Aajao..

Humlog paidal he gaye thoda durr tha college se toh time lag gaya lekin aag lagi thi.. Humlog gaye Ravi gaya laane.. Or waapis aaya toh Teacher's whisky leke sabse badhiya yahi thi theke Mein.

Ab jagah caahiye thi or jagah thi college boys hostel.. Jo yahin pass Mein tha Shubam or Baaki sab yahin rehtey they Maine kiya Shubam ko call.. Tabtak humlog ne entry Lee andar guard Rohit ko ache se jaanta hai toh ussne rouka nahi Ravi gaya chakkna wagaairaah lene..

Shubam-Ji AP bhai..

Main-Tere room ki key Kahaan hai..

Shuba-Wahin Uppar gate ki khidki Mein.. Kyun kya hua?? Ladki hai yaa daru??

Main-Daru.. Aaja peeni hai toh..

Shubam -Arrey neki or puch puch bhai.. Abhi aaya college he hun..

Call disconnected..

Hostel almost khaali tha as sablog college Mein they tabtak Humne khola Shubam kaa room andar aae 3 bottles thi yaani 2.3 litre daru ab main raat takk naa rukkne waala tha.. Ravi aaya glass Paani soda chakkna wagaairaah le aaya sab baithtey gate bandh kar rahe they ki Shubam aagaya.. Shubam actually Rohit kaa chela hai Suru Mein Rohit jab president tha toh yahin hostel Mein rehta tha Shubam uska chela tha tabse ab Rohit politics se hatt gaya toh wahi Hai Rohit ki jagah Abhi gang k against yahi khadda hoga president K liye..

Maine turant sabke peg banaae..Sabne apna peg uthaya..

Main-on 3, 2, 1 Fuck Mangal..

Sam-Fuck Mangal..

Ravi-Fuck Mangal..

Rohit-Fuck Mangal..

Sab-Cheers..

Bc kuch theek se khaaya nahi tha kal dophar se lekin daru second time pee rahe they ab.. Lekin abhi hum maje leke nahi bus nasha karne k liye pee rahe they kyunki mood itana kharaab tha.. Or karna kuch tha nahi peeke yahi padd jaayenge.. Hum sabke phones silent they kyunki gharse bahot calls aarahe they ab gharwalon ko bhi maalum tha aise toh nahi maanenge humlog.. Next 15 minutes Mein badhiya surur ban gaya tha bc meetha-2 nasha hogaya tha..

Rohit-Waise Mangal ko jinda chhodke galati toh nahi kar rahe hain hum?

Sam-True thokdetey hain bhosdk ko..

Ravi-I agree chalo abhi..

Main-Nahi be usko thokdiya toh uski Shaadi Mein daru kaise peeyenge bhalla..

Rohit-Arrey Haan bc.. True.. Jinda he rehney dey.. Oye Ravi Sun Matt maarna usko..

Main-Rukk saale ko phone karke Gaali sunaata hun..

Maine apna phone nikaala toh bc abhi recently Anjali k 7 miss calls they.. Dafukk. Anjali toh aise call naa karegi koi kaam hoga pakka.. Or ye soch raha tha Iss bich Anjali kaa firse call aagaya..Maine uthaata..

Anjali-What the fuck boss kahan ho tumlog koi call nahi utha raha.

Main-Sorry silent tha.. Kya hua??

Anjali-Woh Uday ki body hospital se bahaar Jaa chuki hai humlog follow kar rahe hain usko.. Tumhaare order k liye rukki thi abhi roukdein unhe yaa Jaane dein..

Main-Jaane do location caahiye bandey nahi caahiye mereko ye bus chutiya log honge jinhe ghanta kuch nahi pata hoga.. Main aaraha hun..

Anjali-Ok.. Humlog ne old industrial area cross kiya hai abhi or Main road se out of city jarahe hain..

Main-On my way..

Call disconnected..

Hell yeah maine tukka maara tha ki Uday ki body leke jarur jaayenge fir woh caahe usko proper tarah se daffan karne k liye ho yaa uske body parts k liye I don't know lekin mujhe laga he tha aisa kuch.. Or mereko apni frustration nikaalne kaa mouka mill gaya tha.. Lekin fuck bhenchod car nahi thi Yahaan..

Main-Oye Shubam tu bike laaya hai teri??

Shubam-Haan bhai..

Rohit-Kidhar jaraha hai be..

Main-Halka saa kaam hai tumlog chaalu rakho waapis aata hun main..

Ravi-OK. Aaram se letey hain humlog fir..

Main-Yep..laa be chaabi de toh..

Maine Shubam ki bike ki chaabi Lee niche aaya badhiya Surrur horaha tha mujhe lekin itana bhi nahi ki bc Uday ko Jaane dun.. Main niche aaya toh Shubam ki bullet khaddi thi bc I hate loud sounds waali bike lekin Filhaal yahi thi. Maine bike start ki or nikala wahaan se.. Full pel diya maine bike ko bc.. Or ab thobdey par thandi hawa lag lag k nasha thoda saa Orr tight hogaya bc isliye bike slow karli maine..

7 minute Mein main old industrial area pohancha or wahaan ek side rukk k Anjali ko call kiya new location k liye..

Anjali - Boss wohlog ek farm house Mein leke gaye hain uski body.. Ye apna mahavir Nagar petrol pump hai uske piche 4 farm house hain wahin hain humlog..

Main-Mere liye gun laai hai?? Because I don't have a gun.

Anjali-Abeer laaya hai Tumhaari deagle tum jaldi pohancho..

Main-3 minute..

Call disconnected..

Main 3 minute k aas pass Mein he pohanch gaya wahaan.. Bike roukki thoda piche.. Or aage paidal he aaya bc halke halke pair bhi ladkhadaane lage they.. Wahaan aage mujhe ek side Mein Anjali ki car or apni RR khaddi dikh gayi.. Main seedha unke pass he gaya. Humlog filhaal farmhouse k piche they toh Humein koi dekh nahi shakta tha andar se..

Wahaan Par Anjali Jiya Deepak Pooja Priyanka Rajat or Ajay they yaani full team thi. Uske alaawa Abeer Mangal Vinny or Ami bhi they wahaan..

Anjali-Finally boss.. Thank god.. Ek second you drunk??

Main-Not drunk suru he kiya tha ki call aagaya Tumhaara..

Anjali - Arrey Waah kya ocassion hai..

Main-Puch Matt ye Mangal..

Anjali--Arrey Waah Tumhe pata chal gaya iski relationship kaa..

Main-Hold up.. Hold the fuck up.. Tumhe pata tha??

Anjali-Yeah almost 1 week se..

Main-What the fuck.. Bhenchod tum sabne chutiya banaaya matlab mujhe sabko pata hai bus mujhe nahi.. Bhenchod agar andar ek do goli idhar udhar lag jaae kissi ko toh don't blame me bhenchod Pehle toh tumhe he maarun ek ek..

Mangal-Abe sun toh yaar..

Main-Fuck you bitch..

Mangal-Bhai sun toh..

Main-Shut the fuck up.. Chalo kya scene hai..

Abeer-Ye le deagle teri..

Main-Bc dono le aata..

Abeer-Dusari milli nahi mujhe..

Main--Chal ek he bahot hai..

Abeer ne mujhe meri deagle di haash my baby..

Anjali - Ye Saamne jo farmhouse hai ussme gayi hai woh Van humlog wait kar rahe they koi dusara aae Yahaan..

Main-Hell no koi nahi aane waala Yahaan yelog Sunny k bandey hain or Yahaan andar Uday ki fingerprint se koi door open karna hoga unhe 100%..

Anjali-Tu itana sure kaise hai..

Main-I mean look at the place Anjali itana open Mein Sunny thodi aaega Yahaan koi 1 guard takk nahi hai bahaar Sunny bahot shayaana hai woh emotions Mein naa behta.. Yahaan koi safe wagaairaah hogi 100%..Issliye let's move in. Inko thok k safe hum he kholenge.

Anjali-so kya plan hai..

Main-Humlog 12 hain.. 3 front gate se jaayenge 6 Yahaan piche deewar kuddke or 3 left side se jahaan woh mini gate hai..

Anjali-So kya teams hongi..

Main-Woh tum dekho bus main gate se jaaunga apun koi deewar nahi kuddne waala..Also seedha thokna Matt warning then shoot..

Teams divide hui mujhe Abeer or Ami mille humlog main gate se Jaane waale they isliye humlog aae aage..

Abeer-Bc kabtak munh fulaake rakhega be..

Main-Gandu chup reh banduk badhiya hai terese mere pass thokdunga..Tu soch agar main aise nahi bataata tujhe toh tu kya karta..

Abeer-Teri gand fodd deta..

Main-Bus toh fir..

Abeer-I know gussa jaayaj hai issi liye main kuch bola nahi tereko Subah se..

Main-I know sabko pata hai jaayaj hai gussa isliye koi bichmein nahi aaya..

Abeer-Issi liye pucha kabtak gussa rahega..

Main - Dekhtey hain ache se sabak sikhney dey usko..

Abeer - But bc soch k dekh Meenu se better kya hoga bc..

Main-I know bhai I know itana khuss hun main ki puch Matt woh khussi permanent hai ye gussa temporary..

Abeer-I know.. Kahaan pee raho ho??

Main-Chup be jyaada frank naa ho ab gussa tujhse bhi hun main.. I mean sabse hun gussa main.. Bus meri darling Ami ko chhodke i love you Ami..

Ami - I know boss. Mujhe pata hota toh sabse Pehle aapko batati..

Abeer-Yeah issi liye bataaya nahi tujhe..

Main-Dada Matt ban thokdenge bc.. Le ye gate Todd ab..

Abeer - What tha fuck..

Main-Abe normal saa toh hai piche hatt or Maar laat..

Abeer-Side hatt toh..

Main side hatta or Abeer ne maari ek laat woh gate ki kundi tutt gayi bc or Sapp karke khull gaya or humlog bhaage andar kyunki awaaj hogayi thi kuch jyaada he. Aage lawn se hotey hue main gate par aae jo khulla tha isliye humlog seedhe andar he ghuss gaye.. Toh andar hall Mein Ek sofa par Uday ki body paddi thi or uske agal bagal 4 bandey they 1 phone kar raha tha kissi ko or Baaki 3 tv dekh rahe they bc.. Humein dekh unki gand fatt gayi..

Main-Hath Uppar maadarchod hath upppar.. Phone Kaat phone Kaat..

Abeer-Shayaana Matt ban remote rakh niche or hath Uppar..

Humaare sath sath he Baaki log bhi enter hue or Humne un 4on ko liya gun point par..

Main-Haanji sir good morning.. How are you guys doing??

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Update-89(Holy Shit!)


Main-Haan be chutiyo Tumhara boss kon hai..

Main-Abe koi toh bolo warna thokdunga..

Aadmi1-Hhhumein keval body laane ko bola tha..

Main--I know lekin kissne bola tha..

Aadmi1-Anil bhai ne.. Anil Desai..

Main - Ye kon hai bhenchod ab..

Anjali-Anil Desai Sunny kaa right hand hai..

Main-Oh i see i see i see.. Kahaan millne waala hai woh tumhe..

Aadmi-Humein koi nahi millne waala Humein body Yahaan leke aani thi or fir woh log call karne waale they mujhe ki aage kya karna hai abhi ussi ko call kar raha tha main..

I knew it bc I fucking knew it..

Main-Interesting..

Aadmi-Ye dekho ussi kaa phone aaraha hai..

Main-Utha or chill karke Baat karna speaker par daal..

Ussne phone uthaaya..

Aadmi-Ji Anil sir..

Anil-Pohanchey??

Aadmi-Ji andar hain hum..

Anil-Kissi ne picha toh nahi kiya??

Aadmi-Ji nahi..

Anil-Perfect suno ab aage tumhe karna ye hai ki apni banduk nikaalo or khudko thoklo..

Aadmi-Kya??

Anil-Chutiya samjha hai kya Humein.. Haan.. Hahahahaha..Humein nahi pata hoga ki kon follow kar raha hai Humaare Bandon ko.. Jaanta nahi hai kya Humein?? Saale double cross karega..

Ye bluff tha ye tukka tha uska 100% uski awaaj Mein confidence nahi tha question tha ye.. Usse nahi pata tha koi hai Yahaan woh bus ugalwaana caahta tha usase ki kahin kuch galat toh nahi hai.. Maine turant usse ishaara kiya ki stay calm stay calm..

Aadmi1-Anil bhai?? Kon picha kar raha tha humara?? Humein toh kuch nahi dikha Yahaan takk ki abhi Iss area Mein toh koi Gaadi takk nahi hai mere bandey bahaar he hain..

Anil-Arrey tujhse Baat nahi kar raha tha main..

Baat toh beta inse he kar raha tha ye.. Interesting ye banda unique milla ek I like it I like it agar koi chutiya hota toh Yahaan fans Jaata but maine meri choti si life in mind games Mein he nikaali hai main samjh gaya tha woh bata nahi raha tha question kar raha tha harr Baat k Baad pause leraha tha woh, yaani woh bhaanp raha tha sunana caah raha tha kuch.. Ye banda shayaana hai bc.. Lekin main kaafi jyaada shayaana hun..

Anil-Body Kahaan hai..??

Aadmi-Ji mere Saamne..

Anil-OK body wahaan chhodke nikalo tum aage kaa kaam Rana or uske bandey dekh lenge usse pata hai kya karna hai..

Aadmi-Gate wagaairaah khulla he rakh k jaayein??

Anil-Haan.. Dikhna matt wahaan warna Rana ko jaanta hai tu..

Aadmi-Ji bhai ji bhai..

Call disconnected..

Main - Ab ye Rana kon hai bhosdk..

Aadmi-Ye Sunny ka he ek aadmi hai..

Main-Kaisa dikhta hai.. Kaise pehchaanunga usko main...

Aadmi-Oh usko apne aap pehchaan jaaoge tum.. 7 feet k aas pass height hogi ye lambe baal pakka kala rang.. Left hand ki choti 2 ungaliyaan gayab hain.. Ekdum jaanwar jaisa hai..

Main - Dafukk.. Ye iske jaisa..

Maine Abeer ki taraf ishara kiya..

Aadmi-Haan aisa he lekin bus uska rang kala hai or uske baal lambe hain.. Isase thodi height jyaada hai iski..

Abeer-I know bc I am hot..

Main-Sun tu idhar he baith...

Aadmi-Bhai Rana thokdega Humein dekhtey he goli maarega agar Yahaan koi milla toh usse..

Main-Chinta matt kar usase Pehle hum thokdenge usko.. Tu yahan baith.. Suno guys same teams hongi bus location change hogi main Abeer or Ami bahaar lawn Mein chippenge front gate k pass Jahaan se hum aae they or 3 bandey jo mini gate se aae they woh bhi wahin position lenge Baaki tumlog yahin position loge rooms Mein jaise he sab andar aajaaein thokdena unko.. Bus Rana kaa Dhyaan rakhana usko nahi maarna..

Sab-OK boss..

Main Abeer or Ami aae bahaar front gate se hum aae they uske side Mein Kuch chotey trees or ek badi si flower line thi jiske piche hum easily hide hogaye they.. Or Yahaan se Abeer gate k bahaar dekh paa raha tha kyunki gate khulla tha..

Main-Dikha be kuch..

Abeer-Naa..

Main-Bhenchod mera nasha uttar jaaega tabtak.. Fuck..

Humlog 10 minutes takk wahin they koi nahi aaya ye ilaaka Ekdum khaali he the bc kyunki tabse abtak ek gaadi ki awaaj takk nahi suni thi maine.. Even bike ki bhi nahi..

Main-Mereko muttana haibe..

Abeer-Jaa udhar kone Mein..

Main-A Ami dekhna nahi piche..

Main gaya wahaan thoda or piche or corner Mein muttne laga bhenchod tank full thi pure garden ko Paani dediya Maine.. Fuck.. Mutt ke waapis aaya main.. Mera bacha kucha nasha mutt k sath nikal gaya tha bc.

Abeer-A aaya aaya aaya.. 2 Gaadi aai.. Niche baith niche baith..

Hum ek dum se niche jukh gaye 3 gaadiyaan aake rukki bahaar .. Gate khulle atleast 15-16 bandey uttare honge.

"2 Aadmi yahin rukko najar rakho bandukk Matt nikaalna logon ko dikhana nahi caahiye kuch.. lekin aisi jagah rakhna ki kuch ho toh jhatt se nikaalo.." 2 bandey piche k gate par Jaao.. Baaki sab chalo andar..

Ye sun 10-12 bandey andar enter hue Humne dekha unko aage jaate hue tab enter hua woh jaanwar bc sachmuch kaa he jaanwar tha woh ye lamba tagda bc.. Woh gate k Uppar he rukka and idhar udhar dekh fir chilaaya..

Rana-A andar matt jaaana bhenchod trap hai trap.. Gate ki kundi tutti hai...

Lekin tabtak uske aadhe bandey andar enter kar gaye they.. Or andar jaatey he chali goliyaan hum bhi nikale goliyaan chalaatey hue bc woh jaanwar piche hatta.. Or uske bandey aae Saamne woh log pure lawn Mein faill gaye andar bhi firing chaalu thi.. Humne 2 giraaye Yahaan or Baaki k piche lawn mein gaye.. Lekin main or Ami bahaar ki taraf aae woh jaanwar caahiye tha humein..lekin gate k Uppar woh 2 bandey they guns nikaale woh andar ki taraf aarahe they bc.. Unhone humpar firing ki lekin Humne deewar se cover liya wohlog ne gate k Uppar he nishaana rakha tha bc hum unko thoke bina bahaar nahi Jaa shaktey they.. Isliye main leta niche or unko gate k niche se goli maari bhenchod kya angle tha unhe samjh takk naa aaya hoga Kahaan se marre..

Ami-Great job boss..

Main - Move..

Hum bahaar aae toh woh jaanwar gaadiyon k gate kholke dekh raha tha ki key konsi mein hai..

"Bhenchod chaabi gand Mein daalke le jaatey hain Saale"..

Main-Haanji sir hath Uppar.. Kaisa hai?? Sab badhiya..
Ye sun ussne Humein dekha or hath Uppar kar musquraaya..

Rana-AP AP AP.. Shayaana toh hai tu..

Main-Haan teri Maa bhi yahi kehti hai mujhe..

Ami-Ewwww boss woh 40+ hai uski Maa 60+ hogi.. Ewwwwww...

Main - A dialouges ko practically matt le.. Haan bhai suna kya haal hain tere.. Bata Kahaan hai woh safe..

Humlog uske just Saamne khaddey hogaye they woh bc Gaadi Mein Jaake bhaagne ki soch raha tha sahi time par dharra usko..

Rana - Kaisi safe..?

Main-Chutiya Matt bana bhosdk mereko maalum hai Uday marrne se Pehle itana toh bata he gaya tha mujhe.. main bus location kaa wait kar raha tha jo tumne de di..ab bhonk.. Bhosdk warna dekhle Mouka maine Uday ko he nahi diya tha tujhe toh kya lund dunga..

Rana-OK ok.. Safe 1st room Mein bed k niche hai.. Jameen k niche..

Main-Pakka? Rukk main confirm karleta hun A Ami Jaake confirm karke aa speed se jaa..Beta galat hua toh tu gaya..

Rana-Dekhlo dekhlo..

Andar firing chaalu thi thodi bahot shayad ek do banda he Baaki tha unka..Ami jiss speed se gayi thi or ussi speed se waapis aai..

Ami-Yes boss.. Niche jameen hollow hai gate hai bed k niche Ekdum floor k jaisa..

Main-Interesting..

Gajab sab apne kabje Mein tha safe mill gayi thi lekin bc Iss khussi Mein hum ye bhull gaye they ki hum ek jaanwar k Saamne khaddey hain jaise he humara Dhyaan usase halka saa hatta ussne uss scorpio kaa front gate jhatke se khola jo Mere or Ami k munh par laga bhenchod bahot jorr se woh bhi.. Saala piche Jaake girre hum, bc naak gayi maano meri.. Meri bandukk gayi hath se main uthane k liye Hilla toh uss jaanwar ne mujhe maari laat bc piche ko khissak gaya main.. Ami ne guns uthaani caahi toh ussne guns ko bhi laat Maar durr kardiya.. Shayaana hai bhenchod kyunki ye lambu uthaane k liye jukhta tabtak toh Ami easily bandukk uthaake thok deti usko isliye ussne hum dono ki guns durr he kardi Humse.. Ab hum dono uthe uske Saamne..

Main-Ami all you..

Ye sun Ami uski taraf badhi ussne punch maarna caaha Ami bachi woh powerful tha but slow tha or Ami fast thi.. Ami uske 1 punch se bachi lekin fir maari ussne laat Ami ko Ami ne piche hattke bachne ki koshish bhi ki lekin bhenchod uski laat kuch jyaada he lambi thi or Ami ko jaise he laat lagi woh piche Jaake girri..

Ami-Fuck.. That hurts.. Off to you boss..

Ab main gaya aage maine usko maarne naa diya balki Pehla waar maine kiya ek mast punch diya uske pait Mein jisase woh hilla jarur lekin hua lund nahi kuch usko ulta ussne mujhe diya dhakka apne dono hathon se bhenchod main piche fold hoke girra.. This man has a lots of power.. Akele waala start kaam nahi kar raha tha isliye main or Ami dono tutt paddey uske Uppar Ami ne usko laat maari lekin ussne uski taraf Dhyaan nahi diya ulta piche muddke mujhe punch diya pait Mein bhenchod main piche Gaadi k bonut se Jaake laga.. Bhenchod pee hui Saari uttar gayi ek he waar Mein.. Then ussne Ami ko focus kiya Ami ne usko laat maari jisase woh thoda piche toh hatta lekin girra nahi ulta ussne apne hath se Ami kaa galla pakkada or ek hath se he usko hawa Mein uthaaliya.. Ami ki aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi thi bc tab main bhaaga or usko piche se flying kick di pith k Uppar jisase ussne Ami ko niche girraya.. Or meri taraf palta..

Main - Maadarchod hill toh be..

Lekin ussne meri Baat ki taraf koi Dhyaan nahi diya ulta ek punch diya mere munh k Uppar bhenchod Gaadi k door se mera thobda Pehle he Hilla tha lekin ye lagtey he pura hill gaya.. Uss punch k sath sath ussne bc ek laat or maari mereko abki baar dum or time lagaake abki baar main full force se takraaya uss Gaadi se bc even Gaadi bhi hilli mere lagne se.. Tab aayi Anjali ussne gate se ye dekha or fire kiya jo Gaadi ko laga tab woh jaanwar turant Gaadi Mein sawaar hua or seedha back he legaya bc.. Anjali ne goliyaan chalaai uske Uppar lekin woh nikal gaya . Bhenchod Saara saree todd gaya 1 punch or 1 kick Mein bc.. Ami abhi takk khaans rahi thi almost gardan todd he di thi uski.. Main apne ghutano par aaya Anjali meri taraf aai toh maine hath karke rouka usko or baithke ek side ulti ki bc Saara system Hilla gaya maadarchod.. Saari pee hui nikal gayi bhenchod.. Meri naak se bhi khoon beh raha tha toh ulti karke maine apna rumaal naak k Uppar he rakh diya.. Tabtak Anjali ne Ami ko uthaya...

Ami-Yo thanks boss for saving me..

Main-Same thanks.. Fuck that is a big motherfucker.. Fuck..

Anjali-He manhandled you guys.. Fuck.. Theek hai tu..

Main-I think so.. Ussne Ami ko ek hath se gardan pakkad hawa Mein uthaaliya tha what the fuck was that..

Ami-That was scary.. Holy fuck..

Main-Dekh khoon aaraha hai..

Maine naak se rumaal hataatey hue pucha..

Anjali-Haan.. Lagaake rakh usko.. Andar sab clear hai. Chal hospital chaltey hain ye baadmein mill jaaega..

Main-Naa all good mujhe woh safe dekhni hai.. Lets go..

Main or Ami langdaatey hue andar aae toh andar sablog they or Baaki laashein paddi thi even jo log body leke aae they woh bhi maare gaye they cross fire Mein..

Main-Ajay Rajay Deepak tumlog bahaar najar rakho tabtak humlog safe kaa dekhletey hain..

Abeer-Holy fuck you guys got destroyed..

Main--Haan bhosdk Humein laga tu Humaare sath he hai isliye panga liya tha usase.. Bhosdk tu humaari team Mein thaa naa bichmein Kahaan Bhaag gaya..

Abeer-idhar help caahiye thi inko.. Sorry...

Humlog uss room Mein aae.. Abeer Mangal or Jiya ne woh bed hataaya puri tarah toh uske niche khokhla hissa tha or ek hook bhi tha usme jisko Humne hilaaya toh woh slide hotey hue khull gaya or wahaan thi ek inbuilt safe.. Dafukk is this.. What the fuck..

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