Update - 81
Agar ye sab golu bhai ka plan hai......to sawaal ye uthta hai...ki unhe iski jaroorat kyo padi....
Agar chudaai ki baat hoti.......wo to roj mere ghar me hi kar sakte the.....to ye farmhouse le jana.....samjh nhi aa raha...
Golu bhai....aakhir ab aap karne kya wale hai...kya....kya...kya.....???????
Ab Aage........
Yaha maajid ye soch-soch kar paresaan tha ki aakhir golu bhai uske pariwaar ko farmhouse kyo le jana chahte hai.....
Aur wahi dusri taraf....golu bhai ke ghar par aalam ek jani-pahchani aawaaj sun kar hairaan rah gaya tha......
[ AAGE KI KAHANI......AALAM KI JUWAANI......]
Jaise hi maine wo aawaaj suni to main chounk gaya....kyoki ye aawaaj meri ammi ki thi....
Main(saham kar)- ammi....
Ammi- haa...par tum yaha kya kar raho ho...kya mujhse milne aaye the....
Main- nhi...aapse nhi...wo...wo raju se...wo mera dost hai....
Ammi- ohh...wo bahar hi hoga....jao mil lo...
Main- theek hai ammi...par aap yaha....
Ammi- tumhe dadi ne bataya to tha....
Main- are haa...nain bhool hi gaya....theek hai...main raju se mil leta hu....aap apna kaam kijiye.....
Ammi- hmm...
Fir ammi ek taraf chal di aur main jaldi se bahar aa gaya....aur meri kismat acchi thi ki raju mujhe saamne me hi dikh gaya....
Main- are raju bhai....
Raju- aalam....tum yaha kaise....
Main- wo...main batata hu...pahle mere sath to chalo....
Raju- par baat kya hai....
Main(hath pakad kar)- bahut jaroori kaam hai...tum chalo to sahi...
Raju- to yahi bol na....mujhe kaam hai....
Main- wo....kahi akele me baat kare.....
Raju- akele me....hmm...theek hai....ek kaam karo...main farmhouse par ja raha hu....tu bhi mere sath chal....wahi baat karege....
Main- to theek hai...chalo.....
Aur fir main aur raju farmhouse par nikal gaye.....aur jab main waha pahucha..to meri aankhe badi ho gai....
Kyoki golu bhai ka farmhouse koi aisa-waisa farmhouse nhi tha...balki wo to jannat ki tarah khoobsoorat dikh raha tha....
Ek saandaar bada sa ghar....jiske cgaro taraf garden tha....jo unchi-unchi boundry se ghira hua tha...jisse bahar wala kabhi nhi dekh sakta ki andar kya chal raha hai....
Ghar ki baat kare...to us ghar me rahiso ke istemaal karne wali har cheej thi.....TV, frige, dressing table, dining table, AC , Saandaar bedroom.....usse bhi saandaar bathroom...jisme shower, bathtub jaisi saati cheeje thi....
Us ghar ko dekh kar main ekdam se bouchakka rah gaya tha....mujhe yakeen hi nhi aa raha tha ki mere chhote se gaon me itna saandaar ghar bhi ho sakta hai....
Ab garden ki baat kare....to garden kafi hara-bhara tha....aur ghar ke dono taraf ke garden ke beech swimming pool bhi bane the.....iske alawa bhi ek swimming pool tha...jo ghar ki chhat par bana hua tha.....
Sach me....golu bhai ka farmhouse dekh kar mujhe filmo me dikhaaye jane wale bangliw bhi feeke dikhne lage the....
Raju- ab dekh liya na...to ye aankhe theek kar le.....kyoki aise aankhe daadne se ye tera nhi ho jayga....
Main(chounk kar)- huh...nhi...main aisa soch bhi nhi sakta....sach me...
Raju- cgal ab bol...kya jaroori kaam tha tujhe....jo tu akele me baat karna chahta tha....
Main- dekho raju....tum ye to jante hi ho...ki main....wo..
Raju- are...mujhse kya sharmana...bol na...
Main- hmm..tujhe to pata hi hai...ki main apni ammi ki...wo unge chh...tu samjh gaya na...
Raju(muskura kar)- janta hu...tu apni ammi ko chudte huye dekhna chahta hai.....ye baat to purani hai..isme naya kya hai....
Main- ha...par aaj tak meri khwahis puri nhi hui...aur ab mujhe iski talab badne lagi hai...khas kar khaleel ki kahani sun kar....
Raju- ohh...wo golu bhai aur khaleel ki ammi.....main janra hu....
Main- ha wahi...aur isliye main bhi chahta hu ki jald se jald meri ammi bhi chude aur main dekh kar maza le saku....
Raju- to doond le kisi ko....aur lita de uske neeche apni ammi ko....
Main- are nhi...ye itna aasaan nhi hai...meri ammi badi sareef aur majhabi hai...wo kusi aire-gaire se nhi fasne wali....
Raju- hmm..tab to bhool ja....
Main- nhi....manta hu meri ammi kafi majhabi hai...par main ek aise mard ko janta hu...jo unhe apne lund par nacha sakta hai....
Raju- accha....koun hai wo...
Main- tumhare golu bhai....
Rajy(hairani se)- kya....matlab tu chahta hai ki golu bhai teri ammi ki chudaai kare...
Main- haa......
Raju- par ye hoga kaise....mana ki teri ammi roj golu bhai ke ghar aati hai...par wo golu bhai se milte bhi nhi...wo to apna kaam kar ke nikal jati hai....
Main- janta hu....par agar tum madad karo...to ye ho sakta hai...
Raju(joor se)- kya...main....pagal hai kya...main kaise....kya main unhe bolu ki golu bhai se chudwa lo...ya golu bhai se bolu ki wo teri ammi ko chod dale...
Main- are nhi....unse nhi bolna....kyoki main janta hu ki mujhe kis se baat karni hai....
Raju- to kar na.....
Main- kar leta....par mere paas unhe fasane ka koi tareeka nhi...isliye teri madad chahiye....
Raju- meri madad....waise tu kiski baat kar raha hai....
Main- wo..meri fufi ki...aur main janta hu ki meri fufi golu bhai se chudwati hai....pakka...
Raju(soch kar)- ohh....to tu chahta hai ki tu apni fufi ko fasa kar unse baat kare....ki wo teri ammi ko golu bhai ke liye taiyaar kare...aisa hi na....
Main- haa....bilkul aisa....bas mujhe aisa koi saboot chahiye...jise dikha kar main fufi ko fasa saku...taki wo majboor ho jaaye meri baat manne ke liye....
Raju- hmm....par isme main kya kar sakta hu....
Main- tujhe wo saboot lana hoga....kaise bhi...aur main janta hu ki ek tu hi hai...jo ye kaam kar sakta hai....
Raju- accha....theek hai...main kosis karuga....par vada nhi karta....kyoki mujhe nhi oata ki golu bhai teri fufi ko kab aur kaha chodte hai.....
Main- hmm..maine to unhe sirf apne ghar me hi dekha...wo bhi saaf tour par bhi nhi...par andhere me....
Raju- par andhere me kaam nhi banta....tu ek kaam kar....tu ghar me hi kosis karta rah...baki main golu bgai ke ghar me hu hi...main waha najar rakhuga....ab jisko bhi saboot mile....par kaam to ho jayga na....
Main- haa....bas ek baar fufi maan jaaye....to fir ammi ki chudaai dekhne ka sapna pura ho sakta hai....
Raju- to theek hai...main tere sath hu.....hum aaj se hi kaam par lag jate hai....tu ghar par najar rakh....kuch to aisa milega hi...jis se teri fufi fas sakti hai....hai na....
Main- bilkul.....
Raju- hmm..to tu ab ghar ja...aur kaam suru kar...mujhe yaha time lagega....
Main- theek hai....dua karta hu ki jald se jald kuch kaam ban jaaye....
Fir main farmhouse se apne ghar aa gaya....aur aate huye maajid se mil kar bhi aaya....wahi khaleel aur javed bhi mil gaye.....isliye ghar aate-aate mujhe raat ho gai......
Ammi- are aalam....tu ab tak kaha tha....
Main- wo ammi...main majid ke ghar gaya tha....fir wahi khaleel aur javed bhi aa gaye...to baaton me der ho gai....
Ammi- ohh...chal hath-muh dho le...main khana hi laga rahi thi....
Main- hmm...
Fir main fresh ho kar khana khane aa gaya...par waha abbu nhi dikhe....
Main- are ammi...abbu nhi aaye ab tak....
Ammi- wo....unhe der ho jaygi....kuch kaam aa gaya...tu kha...
Main- hmm...waise fufi....aap kahi ja rahi ho kya....
Fufi- kya...nhi to...main is waqt kaha jaugi....
Main- to fir aapne ye nai kurti kyo pahni hai....
Fufi- are ye...ye to teri ammi laai thi aaj.....main to bas pahan kar dekh rahi thi....khane ke baad nikaal dugi....
Main- accha.....
Fir humme khana khaya aur sone chale gaye......aur fir thakaan ki wajah se mujhe bistar par jate hi need aa gai.......aur main aaraam se sota raha.....
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Yaha ek car raat ke sannate ko cheerti hui aage bade ja rahi thi....aur fir goan ke ek ghar ke saamne ruk gai......
Aur us car se nikle golu bhai......aur jaise hi wo us ghar ke darwaje tak pahuche....to darwaja khula....
Ek aourat ne sirf gardan baahar kar ke golu bhai ko dekha....aur fir pura darwaja khol diya....
Aur darwaja khulte hi golu bhai muskura pade....kyoki unke saamne khadi aourat puri tarah se nangi khadi thi......
Golu bgai- kya baat hai.....tum to puri tarah taiyaar ho....
Aourat- aapne ho to kaha tha....ki nangi hi saamne aau...warna kabhi saamne nahi aa sakti....to main kaise nhi karti....aapse door hone ki baat soch bhi nhi sakti....
Golu bhai- ohh...aur agar tera souhar hota ghar me.......to kya karti....
Aourat- tab bhi aise hi aati....jaise abhi aai hui.....
Golu bhai- oh ho....tab to tera souhar tujhe talaak de deta....
Aoyrat - to dene do...uski biwi banne se accha gai aapki rakhel ban kar rahu.....ab bheeter to aaiye....ya yahi par sab karna hai....
Golu bhai- agar main kahu ki haa.....to...
Aourat(paas aa kar)- aap kah kar dekhe.....beech baazaar bhi nangi ho kar hi aa jaugi....
Aourat ki baat par golu bhai muskura pade aur usne turant bheeter ja kar darwaja band kiya aur aourat ki baahon me utha kar ek kamre me chale gaye.....
Aur jaise hi golu bhai ne us aourat ko utara...to wo aourat jaldi se ghtno par baitji aur golu bhai ka pent kholne lagi....
Golu bhai- samjhdaar hai.....
Aourat- ab aapki rakhel hu....itna bhi nhi samjhugi kya...ki aapko kab aur kya chahiye....
Ye bolte huye us aourat ne golu bhai ka lund aazaad kar diya aur muh me bhar kar choosne lagi......
Aourat- uuuummmm...uummmmmmmmmmmmmm......uuuummmmmmmmm....aaahh....waise aaj mujh par taras kaise aa gaya.....
Golu bhai- bas yu hi....socha ki chalo aaj teri raat rangeen kar du....
Aourat- wahi to.....koi to wajah hogi...jo is nacheej ki yaad aai....aaaauuummmm...uuuummmmm.....uuummmm...
Golu bhai- choosti rah....sab batatauga...pahle thoda garam to hone de......
Aourat - uuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmm........uuuuuuummmmmmmm.....uuuuuuummmmmmmm.....uuuuuuummmmmmmm.......
Aur fir us aourat ne puri siddat se golu bhai ka lund choos-choos kar taiyaar kar diya.....
Aur jaise hi golu bhai taiyaar huye....to unhone us aourat ko utha kar bed par patka aur lund ko uski choot me sata diya....
Aourat- aaahh....ab daaliye na....ruk kyo gaye.....
Golu bhai - dalta hu....koun sa mar rahi hai.....chal....kha le....yeeehhhhhhhhh.....
Aourat- aaaaaahhh....aaammmiiii......uuummm....maar gaiiii....
Golu bgai- tu to aise cheekh rahi hai...jaise kuwari kali ho.....haa...
Aourat- aaaahhhhhhhh....pura daal diya na....aaaaahhh....ek sath me......uuummm...takleef ho gai....
Golu- to ab maza le....
Aur golu bhai ne dhakke maarne suru kar diye....aur aourat bhi pura sath dete huye chudwane lagi.....
Aourat - aaahh....aaahh...aahhh...aahhh..aahhh...
Golu bhai- ab hui takleef....
Aourat- aaahhh...nhi....ab nhi...aaahhh....joor se....aaahh...aahh...
Golu bhai- sabaash.....yeeeeeeee...yeeehhh...yeeehhh...
Aur golu bhai ne apni raftaar badai hi thi ki aourat ki choot ne mast ho kar pani chhod diya...
Par jhadne ke baad bhi dono ke josh me koi kami nhi aai.....ulta puri raftaar se chudaai hone lagi...
Golu bhai ke dhakko se pura bistar hil raha tha.....aur uski aawaaj ke sath sath us aourat ki siskiyan kamre me goonjne lagi thi.....
Aourat - aaaahhhhh.....thoda...aaahh...aaraaam....se....aaahhh..aaahh...
Golu bhai - chup kar......yaha aa sali...tujhe aaraan dikhata hu....
Aur golu bhai ne uski ek taag utha ka dusri taag par chada di...jisse choot sikud gai....aur golu bhai berahmi me dhakke marne lage...
Aourat - aaa*******hhhh....mar gai.....aaaahhh....aaahh...
Golu bhai- itna mat cheekh....koi jaag gaya to tu hi maregi....
Aourat - aaahhhh...koi nhi jagega....aaaahh...sabko sula diya.....aaaahhhhh.....aaaj puri raat....aaaaiii..main ....main gai.....aaahhh....
Aur wo aourat ek baar fir jhad gai.....islite golu bhai ne lund baahar kheech liya aur aourat ki isara kiya....
Aur wo aourat turant uthi aur jhuk kar lund choosne lagi......
Golu - aahh....sali....apni choot ka ras nhi chhod sakti tu...haa...
Aourat - uuuummhhh....nhi...mujhe bahut pasand hai....aaauuummm..uuummm...
Golu bhai- to choos le....aah.....fir teri haalat bigadta hu.....
Aourat - uuummm..uuummm..uuummm...uummmhhh..aaahh....main bhi yahi chahti hu...tabhi to sabko need ki dawa khilaai...taki khul kar maza kar saku....
Golu bhai(muskura kar)- kya baat hai...badi shatir hai.....bas...ab yahi shatirpan mere kaam me dikhana....
Aourat - aap bolo to.....main sab kar dugi...
Golu bhai - bolta hu...pahle gaand to maar lu teri...
Golu bhai ki baat sun kar aourat turant kutiya ban gai aur golu bhai ke saambe apni gaand hilane lagi....
Aur golu bhai ne bhi der nhi ki....lund set kar ke 2 dhakko me hi gaand me utaar diya......aur dhakke maarne suru kar diye.....
Aourat - aaaaaiiiiiiiii......aaahh...abhi bhi takleef deta hai.....
Golu bhai - wo to dega hi.....ye asli mard ka lund hai...tere pidde souhar ka aadja lund nhi....samjhi....
Aoutat - aaahhhh....janti hu...tabhi to mujh jaisi khatoon bhi randi ban gai....aaaahhh.....aaahhh...
Golu bhai - bilkul....tujhe patane me wakai waqt laga...bade nakhre dikhaye tune.....hai na....
Aourat - aaaahhh....par aapne chhoda nhi....aaahhh....pel hi diya...aur...aaahhh....apni rakhel bana liya.....aaaahhh....
Aur fir thodi der tak golu bhai us aourat ki joordaar gaand maarte rahe.....aur jab wo aourat jhad gai...to bistar par ludak gai.....
Isliye golu bhai uske uper aaye aur ek baar fir se uski gaand ki dhajjiyan udane lage....
Fir agle 10 minute tak kamre me us aourat ki dard bhari siskiyan hi sunai deti rahi.....
Aur fir ek joordaar cheekh ke sath wo aourat jhad gai....aur kuch hi dhakko ke baad golu bhai bhi jhadne ko aa gaye....
To unhone aourat ko chodna chhoda aur use seedha kar ke uske muh par pichkaariyan maar di.....
Fir chudaai ka dour tham gaya aur wo aourat golu bhai ke lite sharaab ka peg bana kar le aai....
Aourat - ab bataiye....kaam kya hai...
Golu bhai(ghoont maar kar)- suno.....
Aur fir golu bhai use ek kaam batate hai...jise sun kar aourat ki aankhe badi ho jati hai....
Aourat - par ye kaise.....wo...wo abhi baccha hai.....kuch galat ho sakta hai.....ye mat kijiye...
Golu bhai- maine tujhse raay nhi maagi...ye mera hukum hai...aur tujhe ye karna hi hoga....
Aourat - par iski jaroorat kya hai...sab theek to....
Golu bhai(beech me)- chup....jitna bola hai...bas utna hi karna.....baki mujh par chhod de....samjhi...
Aourat(saham kar)- theek hai...par use kuch ho gaya to....
Golu bhai- uski fikr mat kar....main hu na.....ab chal....tune mujge sharaab pilaai na....to ab tujhe bhi kuch pilata hu.....aaja...
Aourat ne jab ye baat suni to wo muskurane lagi....aur jaldi se golu bhai ke saamne ghutno par baith gai....
Aourat- ab jaldi karo....main kabse pyaasi hu....
Golu bhai(muskura kar)- shabaash.....
Aur fir golu bhai ne us aourat ke muh me pesaab ki.....aur wo aourat puri pesaab halak me utaar gai.....
Golu bhai- ab main chalta hu....tu kal se hi kaam suru kar de....
Aourat - jo hukum...bas thoda khyaal rakhna.....
Golu bhai- bilkul.....
Fir golu bhai kapde pahan kar nikal gaye....aur wo aourat bhi fresh ho kar sone chali gai.....
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Yaha maajid ke ghar .......jabse golu bhai ne farmhouse ki baat batai thi...tabhi se majid ka dimaag paresaan tha.......
[ MAAJID KI JUWAANI......]
Jabse maine suna tha ki golu bhai mere pariwar ko apne farmhouse le ja kar rahne wale hai....tabhi se mera dimaag ghooma hua tha....
Main soch-soch kar paresaan ho gaya tha ki aakhir golu bhai hume waha kisliye le jane wale hai....unke iraade kya hai....
Par mujhe kisi bhi tarah ka jawaab nhi soojh raha tha...halaki main ye to samjh hi chuka tha...ki mamla sirf chudaai ka nhi hai....kyoki golu bgai ka mere ghar aa kar mere ghar ki aourton ki chudaai karna aam baat thi....
Khair.....iske alawa bhi mujhe ek sawaal khaaye ja raha tha....jo tha meri khala ke baare me....
Jabse maine suna tha ki meri khala bhi golu bhai se chud chuki hai....tabhi se main ye janne ke liye bekaraar tha...ki aankhi kaise meri khala golu bhai se chud gai...kyoki wo to badi tej aur sakht mohtarna hai.....
Jo mijaaj se behad hi majhabi hai.....wo gair mard ke baare me soch bhi nhi sakti thi...aur to aur....golu bhai ke majhab walo ko to wo kafi bura manti thi....to aakhir wo chudi to chudi kaise......
Main(man me)- Is sawaal ka jawaab mujhe saayad kabhi nahi milega...kyoki main kusi se puchh to sakta nhi...aur waqt ko bhi pichhe nhi kar sakta...jo apni aankho se dekh lu.....
Ye sawaal mujhe itna paresaan kar raha tha...ki mujhe raat ko theek se need bhi nhi aai...aur main uth kar haal me aa gaya....
Par tabhi mujhe kuch khusar-fusar sunaai di......jise sun kar mujhe laga ki saayad golu bhai aa gaye.....
Usliye main ammi ke room me jhanka...par waha to ammi, aur chhoti mamijaan soi hui thi.....aur khala to mere kamre me hi soi hui thi...
To ab bachi meri badi mamijaan....jo kahi nhi dikhi....matlab wo hi aaj raat golu bhai se chud rahi hai...par wo hai kaha....
Ye soch kar maine us halki aawaaj ka piccha kiya.....aur wo aawaaj mujhe ghr ke piche tak le gai....
Jaha maine dekha ki meri badi mamijaan ek mard ke sath khadi thi....aur wo mard mamijaan ki kamar ko pakde huye tha...aur mamijaan sharmate huye usse baat kar rahi thi....
Main(man me)- ye kya...golu bhai ko ye jagah mili...are...jab wo bedroom me hi inhe chod sakte the....to fir yaha baade me kyo.....
Ye soch kar mujhe kuch gadbad si lagne lagi aur main chupke se thoda aage cgala gaya....jaha se main un dono ki baaten sun sakta tha.....
Mard- mujhe yakeen nhi hota...ki aap mere baare me aisa sochti thi....
Mamijaan(sharma kar)- are aap bhi...main to aap ke liye kab se sochti thi...par aap ne samjha hi nhi......
Mard- sach me....par main kya karu....mujhe kabhi samjh hi nhi aaya ki aapke dil me aisa kuch bhi hai....
Mamijaan- ab to yakeen aaya na....ya ab bhi koi kami baki hai....
Mard- are nhi...yakeen hai na...tabhi to aapki ye balkhati kamar mere hatho me hai....
Mamijaan(sharma kar)- haaye....kaash aap pahle hi meri kamar ko thaam lete...to saayad ab tak humari mohabbat 4-5 saal ki ho jati.....
Mard- to abhi kya hua....kaho to abhi hi apni mohabbat ki mohar laga du....
Mamijaan- nhi...abhi nhi....mohabbat ki mohar main tabhi lagwaugi...jab aap meri ek baat maane.....bolo...manoge na....
Mard- are...aap hukum karo...jaan de du....
Mami(uske muh par hath rakh jar)- nhi....jaan de fi to mera kya hoga.....maon to jeete ji mar jaugi...
Mard- to fir kaho...kya chahiye....
Mamijaan- pahle aaap vaada karo...ki meri baat har haal me puri hogi....bolo...vaada...
Mard- vaada....ab bolo...kya chahti hai aap...
Mamijaan- main na...main tumhari biwi ka guroor todna chahti hu.....
Mard(chounk kar)- kya....par kyo....aur waise....use koun sa guroor hai...
Mamijaan- aap nhi jante...par use apne majhabi hone ka guroor hai...use is baat ka guroor hai ki wo sabse acchi pardanadi hai....wo kabhi liwaas ke bina gair mard ke saamne nhi jati.....
Mard- hmm..ye baat to hai...meri biwi hai hi aisi....badi majhabi hai....
Mamijaan- bas...main uska yahi guroor todna chahti hu....
Mard- par....theek hai...par main kya kar sakta hu isme....
Mamijaan- wo main bataugi...bas sahi waqt aane do....aapko bas itna karna hoga...ki meri ha me ha milana hoga...bolo...mera sath doge....
Mard- aapke lite to jaan bhi de du...theek hai...main pura sath duga....ab to meti mohaabat kabool karogi na....
Mamijaan- karoogi...par us fin karoogi...jab aap mera sath doge...kasam se...usi din meri taage khol kar aapke neeche aa jaugi....fir jee bhar kar mohabbat ki mohar laga lena....
Mard- to theek hai....aap bas bolo..ki kab karna hai...main aapke sath hu....
Mamijaan- bas...mere sath rahna...fir dekhna...main kaise aapko jannat ki sair karati hu.....chalo....abhi jati hu...kahi koi jaag gaya to dono ko aafat ho jaygi...
Mard- par hum milege kaha...kahi to milna hoga na....
Mamijaan- wo mujh par chhod do...main sara intzaam kar dugi...aap bas taiyaar rahna....abhi chalti hu....
Fir badi mamijaan ne idhar-udhar dekha aur ghar me aane lagi.....isliye main bhi jaldi se piche ho kar apne kamre me aa gaya....
Aur jab mamijaan ammi ke kamre me chali gai...to main us mard ko dekhne gaya...par wo ja chuka tha....
Main(man me)- ab ye kya tha...mamijaan kusi aur mard ke sath....wo bhi aise mard ke sath...jiski biwi bhi hai...aur mamijaan uski biei ka guroor todna chahti hai.....huh...sala koun mil gaya inko....ek golu bhai se sukoon nhi mila ki dusra fasa liya....huh...
Main kuch der tak un dono ki baaton ko sochta raha...par mujhe samjh nhi aaya ki aakhir wo mard koun ho sakta hai....
Isliye maine sochna chhoda aur bistar par let gaya...kyoki raat bhi kafi ho chuki thi...aur paresaan hote huye mera sir bhi bhari ho gaya tha......isliye kuch hi der baad meri aankh lag gai......
Yaha golu bhai ke ghar par is raat ke waqt golu bhai drink kar rahe the....ki tabhi raju waha aa gaya.....
Golu bhai - hmm..aa gaya.....bol...kaam hua ki nhi....
Raju - ha bhai.....ho gaya....ab bas aage aapko hi dekhna hoga.....
Golu bhai - hmm..tu fikr mat kar....main aaj raat ko hi sab set kar duga.....
Raju- ji bhai....waise bhai....ek baat....
Golu bhai(beech me)- puch le.....tu ghabrata kyo hai....jo dil kare puch liya kar....
Raju- wo bhai....kya unko farmhouse par le jana jaroori tha.....aur aalam ko...
Golu bhai(beech me)- dono hi jaroori hai raju....bahut jaroori....
Raju- par kyo.....isse koi jyada fayda hoga....waise bhi sab hath me hai....to fir...kyo...
Golu bhai(khade ho kar)- ye bhi bata duga.....tu bas kaam hone de....fir sab batauga.....detaill me....ab ja kar so ja....mujhe jana bhi hai....
Raju - ji bhai...(aur raju nikal gaya )
Golu bhai - ab aayga maza.....jab beta apni ammi ko....souhar apni biwi ko.....aur bhai apni behan ko.....kusi gair mard se khud chudwayga....wo bhi muskura kar.....aaahhh....tabhi mere dil ko sukoon milega.....saalon.....ab tumhe pata chalega...ki kisi sareef insaan ko had se jyada paresaan karne ka kya anjaam hota hai....haaattt...
Aur golu bgai ne gusse me glass ko jameen par feka aur ghar se nikal gaye......
"" HAWAS KA NANGA NAACH SURU HONE WALA HAI.......""
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Agar ye sab golu bhai ka plan hai......to sawaal ye uthta hai...ki unhe iski jaroorat kyo padi....
Agar chudaai ki baat hoti.......wo to roj mere ghar me hi kar sakte the.....to ye farmhouse le jana.....samjh nhi aa raha...
Golu bhai....aakhir ab aap karne kya wale hai...kya....kya...kya.....???????
Ab Aage........
Yaha maajid ye soch-soch kar paresaan tha ki aakhir golu bhai uske pariwaar ko farmhouse kyo le jana chahte hai.....
Aur wahi dusri taraf....golu bhai ke ghar par aalam ek jani-pahchani aawaaj sun kar hairaan rah gaya tha......
[ AAGE KI KAHANI......AALAM KI JUWAANI......]
Jaise hi maine wo aawaaj suni to main chounk gaya....kyoki ye aawaaj meri ammi ki thi....
Main(saham kar)- ammi....
Ammi- haa...par tum yaha kya kar raho ho...kya mujhse milne aaye the....
Main- nhi...aapse nhi...wo...wo raju se...wo mera dost hai....
Ammi- ohh...wo bahar hi hoga....jao mil lo...
Main- theek hai ammi...par aap yaha....
Ammi- tumhe dadi ne bataya to tha....
Main- are haa...nain bhool hi gaya....theek hai...main raju se mil leta hu....aap apna kaam kijiye.....
Ammi- hmm...
Fir ammi ek taraf chal di aur main jaldi se bahar aa gaya....aur meri kismat acchi thi ki raju mujhe saamne me hi dikh gaya....
Main- are raju bhai....
Raju- aalam....tum yaha kaise....
Main- wo...main batata hu...pahle mere sath to chalo....
Raju- par baat kya hai....
Main(hath pakad kar)- bahut jaroori kaam hai...tum chalo to sahi...
Raju- to yahi bol na....mujhe kaam hai....
Main- wo....kahi akele me baat kare.....
Raju- akele me....hmm...theek hai....ek kaam karo...main farmhouse par ja raha hu....tu bhi mere sath chal....wahi baat karege....
Main- to theek hai...chalo.....
Aur fir main aur raju farmhouse par nikal gaye.....aur jab main waha pahucha..to meri aankhe badi ho gai....
Kyoki golu bhai ka farmhouse koi aisa-waisa farmhouse nhi tha...balki wo to jannat ki tarah khoobsoorat dikh raha tha....
Ek saandaar bada sa ghar....jiske cgaro taraf garden tha....jo unchi-unchi boundry se ghira hua tha...jisse bahar wala kabhi nhi dekh sakta ki andar kya chal raha hai....
Ghar ki baat kare...to us ghar me rahiso ke istemaal karne wali har cheej thi.....TV, frige, dressing table, dining table, AC , Saandaar bedroom.....usse bhi saandaar bathroom...jisme shower, bathtub jaisi saati cheeje thi....
Us ghar ko dekh kar main ekdam se bouchakka rah gaya tha....mujhe yakeen hi nhi aa raha tha ki mere chhote se gaon me itna saandaar ghar bhi ho sakta hai....
Ab garden ki baat kare....to garden kafi hara-bhara tha....aur ghar ke dono taraf ke garden ke beech swimming pool bhi bane the.....iske alawa bhi ek swimming pool tha...jo ghar ki chhat par bana hua tha.....
Sach me....golu bhai ka farmhouse dekh kar mujhe filmo me dikhaaye jane wale bangliw bhi feeke dikhne lage the....
Raju- ab dekh liya na...to ye aankhe theek kar le.....kyoki aise aankhe daadne se ye tera nhi ho jayga....
Main(chounk kar)- huh...nhi...main aisa soch bhi nhi sakta....sach me...
Raju- cgal ab bol...kya jaroori kaam tha tujhe....jo tu akele me baat karna chahta tha....
Main- dekho raju....tum ye to jante hi ho...ki main....wo..
Raju- are...mujhse kya sharmana...bol na...
Main- hmm..tujhe to pata hi hai...ki main apni ammi ki...wo unge chh...tu samjh gaya na...
Raju(muskura kar)- janta hu...tu apni ammi ko chudte huye dekhna chahta hai.....ye baat to purani hai..isme naya kya hai....
Main- ha...par aaj tak meri khwahis puri nhi hui...aur ab mujhe iski talab badne lagi hai...khas kar khaleel ki kahani sun kar....
Raju- ohh...wo golu bhai aur khaleel ki ammi.....main janra hu....
Main- ha wahi...aur isliye main bhi chahta hu ki jald se jald meri ammi bhi chude aur main dekh kar maza le saku....
Raju- to doond le kisi ko....aur lita de uske neeche apni ammi ko....
Main- are nhi...ye itna aasaan nhi hai...meri ammi badi sareef aur majhabi hai...wo kusi aire-gaire se nhi fasne wali....
Raju- hmm..tab to bhool ja....
Main- nhi....manta hu meri ammi kafi majhabi hai...par main ek aise mard ko janta hu...jo unhe apne lund par nacha sakta hai....
Raju- accha....koun hai wo...
Main- tumhare golu bhai....
Rajy(hairani se)- kya....matlab tu chahta hai ki golu bhai teri ammi ki chudaai kare...
Main- haa......
Raju- par ye hoga kaise....mana ki teri ammi roj golu bhai ke ghar aati hai...par wo golu bhai se milte bhi nhi...wo to apna kaam kar ke nikal jati hai....
Main- janta hu....par agar tum madad karo...to ye ho sakta hai...
Raju(joor se)- kya...main....pagal hai kya...main kaise....kya main unhe bolu ki golu bhai se chudwa lo...ya golu bhai se bolu ki wo teri ammi ko chod dale...
Main- are nhi....unse nhi bolna....kyoki main janta hu ki mujhe kis se baat karni hai....
Raju- to kar na.....
Main- kar leta....par mere paas unhe fasane ka koi tareeka nhi...isliye teri madad chahiye....
Raju- meri madad....waise tu kiski baat kar raha hai....
Main- wo..meri fufi ki...aur main janta hu ki meri fufi golu bhai se chudwati hai....pakka...
Raju(soch kar)- ohh....to tu chahta hai ki tu apni fufi ko fasa kar unse baat kare....ki wo teri ammi ko golu bhai ke liye taiyaar kare...aisa hi na....
Main- haa....bilkul aisa....bas mujhe aisa koi saboot chahiye...jise dikha kar main fufi ko fasa saku...taki wo majboor ho jaaye meri baat manne ke liye....
Raju- hmm....par isme main kya kar sakta hu....
Main- tujhe wo saboot lana hoga....kaise bhi...aur main janta hu ki ek tu hi hai...jo ye kaam kar sakta hai....
Raju- accha....theek hai...main kosis karuga....par vada nhi karta....kyoki mujhe nhi oata ki golu bhai teri fufi ko kab aur kaha chodte hai.....
Main- hmm..maine to unhe sirf apne ghar me hi dekha...wo bhi saaf tour par bhi nhi...par andhere me....
Raju- par andhere me kaam nhi banta....tu ek kaam kar....tu ghar me hi kosis karta rah...baki main golu bgai ke ghar me hu hi...main waha najar rakhuga....ab jisko bhi saboot mile....par kaam to ho jayga na....
Main- haa....bas ek baar fufi maan jaaye....to fir ammi ki chudaai dekhne ka sapna pura ho sakta hai....
Raju- to theek hai...main tere sath hu.....hum aaj se hi kaam par lag jate hai....tu ghar par najar rakh....kuch to aisa milega hi...jis se teri fufi fas sakti hai....hai na....
Main- bilkul.....
Raju- hmm..to tu ab ghar ja...aur kaam suru kar...mujhe yaha time lagega....
Main- theek hai....dua karta hu ki jald se jald kuch kaam ban jaaye....
Fir main farmhouse se apne ghar aa gaya....aur aate huye maajid se mil kar bhi aaya....wahi khaleel aur javed bhi mil gaye.....isliye ghar aate-aate mujhe raat ho gai......
Ammi- are aalam....tu ab tak kaha tha....
Main- wo ammi...main majid ke ghar gaya tha....fir wahi khaleel aur javed bhi aa gaye...to baaton me der ho gai....
Ammi- ohh...chal hath-muh dho le...main khana hi laga rahi thi....
Main- hmm...
Fir main fresh ho kar khana khane aa gaya...par waha abbu nhi dikhe....
Main- are ammi...abbu nhi aaye ab tak....
Ammi- wo....unhe der ho jaygi....kuch kaam aa gaya...tu kha...
Main- hmm...waise fufi....aap kahi ja rahi ho kya....
Fufi- kya...nhi to...main is waqt kaha jaugi....
Main- to fir aapne ye nai kurti kyo pahni hai....
Fufi- are ye...ye to teri ammi laai thi aaj.....main to bas pahan kar dekh rahi thi....khane ke baad nikaal dugi....
Main- accha.....
Fir humme khana khaya aur sone chale gaye......aur fir thakaan ki wajah se mujhe bistar par jate hi need aa gai.......aur main aaraam se sota raha.....
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Yaha ek car raat ke sannate ko cheerti hui aage bade ja rahi thi....aur fir goan ke ek ghar ke saamne ruk gai......
Aur us car se nikle golu bhai......aur jaise hi wo us ghar ke darwaje tak pahuche....to darwaja khula....
Ek aourat ne sirf gardan baahar kar ke golu bhai ko dekha....aur fir pura darwaja khol diya....
Aur darwaja khulte hi golu bhai muskura pade....kyoki unke saamne khadi aourat puri tarah se nangi khadi thi......
Golu bgai- kya baat hai.....tum to puri tarah taiyaar ho....
Aourat- aapne ho to kaha tha....ki nangi hi saamne aau...warna kabhi saamne nahi aa sakti....to main kaise nhi karti....aapse door hone ki baat soch bhi nhi sakti....
Golu bhai- ohh...aur agar tera souhar hota ghar me.......to kya karti....
Aourat- tab bhi aise hi aati....jaise abhi aai hui.....
Golu bhai- oh ho....tab to tera souhar tujhe talaak de deta....
Aoyrat - to dene do...uski biwi banne se accha gai aapki rakhel ban kar rahu.....ab bheeter to aaiye....ya yahi par sab karna hai....
Golu bhai- agar main kahu ki haa.....to...
Aourat(paas aa kar)- aap kah kar dekhe.....beech baazaar bhi nangi ho kar hi aa jaugi....
Aourat ki baat par golu bhai muskura pade aur usne turant bheeter ja kar darwaja band kiya aur aourat ki baahon me utha kar ek kamre me chale gaye.....
Aur jaise hi golu bhai ne us aourat ko utara...to wo aourat jaldi se ghtno par baitji aur golu bhai ka pent kholne lagi....
Golu bhai- samjhdaar hai.....
Aourat- ab aapki rakhel hu....itna bhi nhi samjhugi kya...ki aapko kab aur kya chahiye....
Ye bolte huye us aourat ne golu bhai ka lund aazaad kar diya aur muh me bhar kar choosne lagi......
Aourat- uuuummmm...uummmmmmmmmmmmmm......uuuummmmmmmmm....aaahh....waise aaj mujh par taras kaise aa gaya.....
Golu bhai- bas yu hi....socha ki chalo aaj teri raat rangeen kar du....
Aourat- wahi to.....koi to wajah hogi...jo is nacheej ki yaad aai....aaaauuummmm...uuuummmmm.....uuummmm...
Golu bhai- choosti rah....sab batatauga...pahle thoda garam to hone de......
Aourat - uuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmm........uuuuuuummmmmmmm.....uuuuuuummmmmmmm.....uuuuuuummmmmmmm.......
Aur fir us aourat ne puri siddat se golu bhai ka lund choos-choos kar taiyaar kar diya.....
Aur jaise hi golu bhai taiyaar huye....to unhone us aourat ko utha kar bed par patka aur lund ko uski choot me sata diya....
Aourat- aaahh....ab daaliye na....ruk kyo gaye.....
Golu bhai - dalta hu....koun sa mar rahi hai.....chal....kha le....yeeehhhhhhhhh.....
Aourat- aaaaaahhh....aaammmiiii......uuummm....maar gaiiii....
Golu bgai- tu to aise cheekh rahi hai...jaise kuwari kali ho.....haa...
Aourat- aaaahhhhhhhh....pura daal diya na....aaaaahhh....ek sath me......uuummm...takleef ho gai....
Golu- to ab maza le....
Aur golu bhai ne dhakke maarne suru kar diye....aur aourat bhi pura sath dete huye chudwane lagi.....
Aourat - aaahh....aaahh...aahhh...aahhh..aahhh...
Golu bhai- ab hui takleef....
Aourat- aaahhh...nhi....ab nhi...aaahhh....joor se....aaahh...aahh...
Golu bhai- sabaash.....yeeeeeeee...yeeehhh...yeeehhh...
Aur golu bhai ne apni raftaar badai hi thi ki aourat ki choot ne mast ho kar pani chhod diya...
Par jhadne ke baad bhi dono ke josh me koi kami nhi aai.....ulta puri raftaar se chudaai hone lagi...
Golu bhai ke dhakko se pura bistar hil raha tha.....aur uski aawaaj ke sath sath us aourat ki siskiyan kamre me goonjne lagi thi.....
Aourat - aaaahhhhh.....thoda...aaahh...aaraaam....se....aaahhh..aaahh...
Golu bhai - chup kar......yaha aa sali...tujhe aaraan dikhata hu....
Aur golu bhai ne uski ek taag utha ka dusri taag par chada di...jisse choot sikud gai....aur golu bhai berahmi me dhakke marne lage...
Aourat - aaa*******hhhh....mar gai.....aaaahhh....aaahh...
Golu bhai- itna mat cheekh....koi jaag gaya to tu hi maregi....
Aourat - aaahhhh...koi nhi jagega....aaaahh...sabko sula diya.....aaaahhhhh.....aaaj puri raat....aaaaiii..main ....main gai.....aaahhh....
Aur wo aourat ek baar fir jhad gai.....islite golu bhai ne lund baahar kheech liya aur aourat ki isara kiya....
Aur wo aourat turant uthi aur jhuk kar lund choosne lagi......
Golu - aahh....sali....apni choot ka ras nhi chhod sakti tu...haa...
Aourat - uuuummhhh....nhi...mujhe bahut pasand hai....aaauuummm..uuummm...
Golu bhai- to choos le....aah.....fir teri haalat bigadta hu.....
Aourat - uuummm..uuummm..uuummm...uummmhhh..aaahh....main bhi yahi chahti hu...tabhi to sabko need ki dawa khilaai...taki khul kar maza kar saku....
Golu bhai(muskura kar)- kya baat hai...badi shatir hai.....bas...ab yahi shatirpan mere kaam me dikhana....
Aourat - aap bolo to.....main sab kar dugi...
Golu bhai - bolta hu...pahle gaand to maar lu teri...
Golu bhai ki baat sun kar aourat turant kutiya ban gai aur golu bhai ke saambe apni gaand hilane lagi....
Aur golu bhai ne bhi der nhi ki....lund set kar ke 2 dhakko me hi gaand me utaar diya......aur dhakke maarne suru kar diye.....
Aourat - aaaaaiiiiiiiii......aaahh...abhi bhi takleef deta hai.....
Golu bhai - wo to dega hi.....ye asli mard ka lund hai...tere pidde souhar ka aadja lund nhi....samjhi....
Aoutat - aaahhhh....janti hu...tabhi to mujh jaisi khatoon bhi randi ban gai....aaaahhh.....aaahhh...
Golu bhai - bilkul....tujhe patane me wakai waqt laga...bade nakhre dikhaye tune.....hai na....
Aourat - aaaahhh....par aapne chhoda nhi....aaahhh....pel hi diya...aur...aaahhh....apni rakhel bana liya.....aaaahhh....
Aur fir thodi der tak golu bhai us aourat ki joordaar gaand maarte rahe.....aur jab wo aourat jhad gai...to bistar par ludak gai.....
Isliye golu bhai uske uper aaye aur ek baar fir se uski gaand ki dhajjiyan udane lage....
Fir agle 10 minute tak kamre me us aourat ki dard bhari siskiyan hi sunai deti rahi.....
Aur fir ek joordaar cheekh ke sath wo aourat jhad gai....aur kuch hi dhakko ke baad golu bhai bhi jhadne ko aa gaye....
To unhone aourat ko chodna chhoda aur use seedha kar ke uske muh par pichkaariyan maar di.....
Fir chudaai ka dour tham gaya aur wo aourat golu bhai ke lite sharaab ka peg bana kar le aai....
Aourat - ab bataiye....kaam kya hai...
Golu bhai(ghoont maar kar)- suno.....
Aur fir golu bhai use ek kaam batate hai...jise sun kar aourat ki aankhe badi ho jati hai....
Aourat - par ye kaise.....wo...wo abhi baccha hai.....kuch galat ho sakta hai.....ye mat kijiye...
Golu bhai- maine tujhse raay nhi maagi...ye mera hukum hai...aur tujhe ye karna hi hoga....
Aourat - par iski jaroorat kya hai...sab theek to....
Golu bhai(beech me)- chup....jitna bola hai...bas utna hi karna.....baki mujh par chhod de....samjhi...
Aourat(saham kar)- theek hai...par use kuch ho gaya to....
Golu bhai- uski fikr mat kar....main hu na.....ab chal....tune mujge sharaab pilaai na....to ab tujhe bhi kuch pilata hu.....aaja...
Aourat ne jab ye baat suni to wo muskurane lagi....aur jaldi se golu bhai ke saamne ghutno par baith gai....
Aourat- ab jaldi karo....main kabse pyaasi hu....
Golu bhai(muskura kar)- shabaash.....
Aur fir golu bhai ne us aourat ke muh me pesaab ki.....aur wo aourat puri pesaab halak me utaar gai.....
Golu bhai- ab main chalta hu....tu kal se hi kaam suru kar de....
Aourat - jo hukum...bas thoda khyaal rakhna.....
Golu bhai- bilkul.....
Fir golu bhai kapde pahan kar nikal gaye....aur wo aourat bhi fresh ho kar sone chali gai.....
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Yaha maajid ke ghar .......jabse golu bhai ne farmhouse ki baat batai thi...tabhi se majid ka dimaag paresaan tha.......
[ MAAJID KI JUWAANI......]
Jabse maine suna tha ki golu bhai mere pariwar ko apne farmhouse le ja kar rahne wale hai....tabhi se mera dimaag ghooma hua tha....
Main soch-soch kar paresaan ho gaya tha ki aakhir golu bhai hume waha kisliye le jane wale hai....unke iraade kya hai....
Par mujhe kisi bhi tarah ka jawaab nhi soojh raha tha...halaki main ye to samjh hi chuka tha...ki mamla sirf chudaai ka nhi hai....kyoki golu bgai ka mere ghar aa kar mere ghar ki aourton ki chudaai karna aam baat thi....
Khair.....iske alawa bhi mujhe ek sawaal khaaye ja raha tha....jo tha meri khala ke baare me....
Jabse maine suna tha ki meri khala bhi golu bhai se chud chuki hai....tabhi se main ye janne ke liye bekaraar tha...ki aankhi kaise meri khala golu bhai se chud gai...kyoki wo to badi tej aur sakht mohtarna hai.....
Jo mijaaj se behad hi majhabi hai.....wo gair mard ke baare me soch bhi nhi sakti thi...aur to aur....golu bhai ke majhab walo ko to wo kafi bura manti thi....to aakhir wo chudi to chudi kaise......
Main(man me)- Is sawaal ka jawaab mujhe saayad kabhi nahi milega...kyoki main kusi se puchh to sakta nhi...aur waqt ko bhi pichhe nhi kar sakta...jo apni aankho se dekh lu.....
Ye sawaal mujhe itna paresaan kar raha tha...ki mujhe raat ko theek se need bhi nhi aai...aur main uth kar haal me aa gaya....
Par tabhi mujhe kuch khusar-fusar sunaai di......jise sun kar mujhe laga ki saayad golu bhai aa gaye.....
Usliye main ammi ke room me jhanka...par waha to ammi, aur chhoti mamijaan soi hui thi.....aur khala to mere kamre me hi soi hui thi...
To ab bachi meri badi mamijaan....jo kahi nhi dikhi....matlab wo hi aaj raat golu bhai se chud rahi hai...par wo hai kaha....
Ye soch kar maine us halki aawaaj ka piccha kiya.....aur wo aawaaj mujhe ghr ke piche tak le gai....
Jaha maine dekha ki meri badi mamijaan ek mard ke sath khadi thi....aur wo mard mamijaan ki kamar ko pakde huye tha...aur mamijaan sharmate huye usse baat kar rahi thi....
Main(man me)- ye kya...golu bhai ko ye jagah mili...are...jab wo bedroom me hi inhe chod sakte the....to fir yaha baade me kyo.....
Ye soch kar mujhe kuch gadbad si lagne lagi aur main chupke se thoda aage cgala gaya....jaha se main un dono ki baaten sun sakta tha.....
Mard- mujhe yakeen nhi hota...ki aap mere baare me aisa sochti thi....
Mamijaan(sharma kar)- are aap bhi...main to aap ke liye kab se sochti thi...par aap ne samjha hi nhi......
Mard- sach me....par main kya karu....mujhe kabhi samjh hi nhi aaya ki aapke dil me aisa kuch bhi hai....
Mamijaan- ab to yakeen aaya na....ya ab bhi koi kami baki hai....
Mard- are nhi...yakeen hai na...tabhi to aapki ye balkhati kamar mere hatho me hai....
Mamijaan(sharma kar)- haaye....kaash aap pahle hi meri kamar ko thaam lete...to saayad ab tak humari mohabbat 4-5 saal ki ho jati.....
Mard- to abhi kya hua....kaho to abhi hi apni mohabbat ki mohar laga du....
Mamijaan- nhi...abhi nhi....mohabbat ki mohar main tabhi lagwaugi...jab aap meri ek baat maane.....bolo...manoge na....
Mard- are...aap hukum karo...jaan de du....
Mami(uske muh par hath rakh jar)- nhi....jaan de fi to mera kya hoga.....maon to jeete ji mar jaugi...
Mard- to fir kaho...kya chahiye....
Mamijaan- pahle aaap vaada karo...ki meri baat har haal me puri hogi....bolo...vaada...
Mard- vaada....ab bolo...kya chahti hai aap...
Mamijaan- main na...main tumhari biwi ka guroor todna chahti hu.....
Mard(chounk kar)- kya....par kyo....aur waise....use koun sa guroor hai...
Mamijaan- aap nhi jante...par use apne majhabi hone ka guroor hai...use is baat ka guroor hai ki wo sabse acchi pardanadi hai....wo kabhi liwaas ke bina gair mard ke saamne nhi jati.....
Mard- hmm..ye baat to hai...meri biwi hai hi aisi....badi majhabi hai....
Mamijaan- bas...main uska yahi guroor todna chahti hu....
Mard- par....theek hai...par main kya kar sakta hu isme....
Mamijaan- wo main bataugi...bas sahi waqt aane do....aapko bas itna karna hoga...ki meri ha me ha milana hoga...bolo...mera sath doge....
Mard- aapke lite to jaan bhi de du...theek hai...main pura sath duga....ab to meti mohaabat kabool karogi na....
Mamijaan- karoogi...par us fin karoogi...jab aap mera sath doge...kasam se...usi din meri taage khol kar aapke neeche aa jaugi....fir jee bhar kar mohabbat ki mohar laga lena....
Mard- to theek hai....aap bas bolo..ki kab karna hai...main aapke sath hu....
Mamijaan- bas...mere sath rahna...fir dekhna...main kaise aapko jannat ki sair karati hu.....chalo....abhi jati hu...kahi koi jaag gaya to dono ko aafat ho jaygi...
Mard- par hum milege kaha...kahi to milna hoga na....
Mamijaan- wo mujh par chhod do...main sara intzaam kar dugi...aap bas taiyaar rahna....abhi chalti hu....
Fir badi mamijaan ne idhar-udhar dekha aur ghar me aane lagi.....isliye main bhi jaldi se piche ho kar apne kamre me aa gaya....
Aur jab mamijaan ammi ke kamre me chali gai...to main us mard ko dekhne gaya...par wo ja chuka tha....
Main(man me)- ab ye kya tha...mamijaan kusi aur mard ke sath....wo bhi aise mard ke sath...jiski biwi bhi hai...aur mamijaan uski biei ka guroor todna chahti hai.....huh...sala koun mil gaya inko....ek golu bhai se sukoon nhi mila ki dusra fasa liya....huh...
Main kuch der tak un dono ki baaton ko sochta raha...par mujhe samjh nhi aaya ki aakhir wo mard koun ho sakta hai....
Isliye maine sochna chhoda aur bistar par let gaya...kyoki raat bhi kafi ho chuki thi...aur paresaan hote huye mera sir bhi bhari ho gaya tha......isliye kuch hi der baad meri aankh lag gai......
Yaha golu bhai ke ghar par is raat ke waqt golu bhai drink kar rahe the....ki tabhi raju waha aa gaya.....
Golu bhai - hmm..aa gaya.....bol...kaam hua ki nhi....
Raju - ha bhai.....ho gaya....ab bas aage aapko hi dekhna hoga.....
Golu bhai - hmm..tu fikr mat kar....main aaj raat ko hi sab set kar duga.....
Raju- ji bhai....waise bhai....ek baat....
Golu bhai(beech me)- puch le.....tu ghabrata kyo hai....jo dil kare puch liya kar....
Raju- wo bhai....kya unko farmhouse par le jana jaroori tha.....aur aalam ko...
Golu bhai(beech me)- dono hi jaroori hai raju....bahut jaroori....
Raju- par kyo.....isse koi jyada fayda hoga....waise bhi sab hath me hai....to fir...kyo...
Golu bhai(khade ho kar)- ye bhi bata duga.....tu bas kaam hone de....fir sab batauga.....detaill me....ab ja kar so ja....mujhe jana bhi hai....
Raju - ji bhai...(aur raju nikal gaya )
Golu bhai - ab aayga maza.....jab beta apni ammi ko....souhar apni biwi ko.....aur bhai apni behan ko.....kusi gair mard se khud chudwayga....wo bhi muskura kar.....aaahhh....tabhi mere dil ko sukoon milega.....saalon.....ab tumhe pata chalega...ki kisi sareef insaan ko had se jyada paresaan karne ka kya anjaam hota hai....haaattt...
Aur golu bgai ne gusse me glass ko jameen par feka aur ghar se nikal gaye......
"" HAWAS KA NANGA NAACH SURU HONE WALA HAI.......""
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