Update - 71
Aur saamne dekhte hi mere dil me chal rahe saare sawaal us waqt ke liye chhu ho gaye....aur mere chehre par muskaan khil gai.....
Main (man me)- najam ka masla baad me dekhuga....pahle maza....
Aur ye soch kar main teji se aage bad gaya.........
Ab Aage.......
[ MAAJID KI JUWANI........]
Mere saamne mere dost khade huye the....jinhe dekh kar hi mera chehra khil gaya...kyoki main janta tha ki wo sab mujhe hi lene aaye hoge...kyoki humare nadi par jane ka waqt jo ho gaya tha....
Main- aur aalam...khaleel...tum log yaha....aur javed....tujhe bhi aaj waqt mil hi gaya....
Javed - are yaar...dosto ke liye to javed ki jaan bhi hazir hai.....wo to gaon me nhi tha isliye...warna ek din bhi bina mile nhi rahta....
Main- janta hu yaar...main to bas mazaak kar raha tha...to bolo....tum sab ek sath...kya mere bina hi nadi ko chal pade the....
Aalam- are nhi re...tere ghar se hi aa rahe....waha tala pada tha...to nikal aaye...bas soch hi rahe the ki kaha doondu tujhe....aur tu aa saamne se gaya.....
Main- are...main wo nazia bhabhijaan ke paas tha....to chale nadi....
Javed - ha bhai...mujhe khaleel ki aage ki kahani sunne ka bada dil kar raha hai....
Khaleel - par bhool mat....tujhe bhi ek kahani sunani hai....
Javed - bilkul bhai....tere baad main sunauga hi...par pahle tu to bata ki ghar aane ke baad golu bhai ne kya gul khilaya....
Khaleel - batata hu re...sabr rakh...chal adde par....
Main- wo to theek hai...par javed ki kahani kis baare me hai...kyo javed....
Javed- wo sab baad me hi batauga....pahle khaleel ki kahani khatm hone do...ab chalo bhi....
Aur fir hum charo dost nadi kinare chal pade...aur adde par jate hi khleel ne kahani suru kar di.....
[ AAGE KI KAHAANI......KHALEEL KI JUWANI........]
To dosto....jaisa tumne pata hi hai ki mele me golu bhai ne meri ammi ko puri tarah apni rakhel bana liya tha....aur wahi par main bhi un dono ke sath ho gaya tha...matlab ab meri ammi mere saamne khul kar chudwa sakti thi....wo bhi bina dar aur sharm ke....
Khair.....to ghar aane ke baad golu bhai apne ghar par nikal gaye....aur ammi raste bhar ki chudaai se hui thakaan mitane so gai....aur meri pyari appi golu bhai ke liye khas muglai chiken banane me jut gai....
Ab sabse pahle main thoda apni appi ke baare me bata di...kyoki aage unka bhi khas kirdaar hoga....
Meri appi (sabana) dikhne me to kuch khas nhi....sawli si hai....uper se chashma bhi lagati hai....kyoki padhne me wo jyada hi dil lagati thi....
Par unme khas tha unka jishm....jo ki bahut bhara hua tha....isliye wo apni umar se badi hi lagti thi....khas kar ki unke doodh...
Meri appi ke doodh meri ammi ki hi tarah bade-bade the.....is wajah se unko dekh kar kisi bhi mard ki tharak jaag jati thi...par meri appi in sab maslo ke baare me sochti bhi nhi thi...wo to bas padhne me hi lagi rahti thi...aur uper se mere abbu ki ijjat ki wajah se koi bhi ladka ya mard aaj tak appi ko kuch bola bhi nhi tha.....
Par sayad aaj golu ji ne bhi meri appi ka seena dekh kar kuch khas mahsoos kiya hoga...aisa mera manna tha...par sacchai se main abhi tak bekhabar tha....
Khair....raat suru hote hi golu ji bapis humare ghar aa gaye...aur seedha apne kamre me chale gaye...jo unhone kiraye se liya tha...mere chachajaan ka hissa....
Aur yaha meri ammi bhi ab bharpoor aaraam kar ke taiyaar ho chuki thi...aur kichen me appi ke sath kaam kar rahi thi....aur main apne kamre me computer par game khel raha tha.....
Abbu - are khaleel......ja kar dekho to ki golu ji ab tak kyo nhi aaye....
Main- bas abbu....2 minute me jata hu.....
Appi - are nhi...tujhe jane ki jaroorat nhi....ammi gai hai unhe bulane....wo aate hi hoge...waise bhi ammi ko gaye kafi waqt ho gaya hai.....
Main(man me, chounk kar)- ammi gai hai....wo bhi kafi waqt se....matlab waha chudaai hi ho rahi hogi....aur main yaha game khel raha hu....kya ammi....chudne ja rahi thi to bata deti.....main dekh leta na.....khair...abhi dekhta hu....
Aur main turant uth kar uper wale room me chala gaya...jaha se golu bhai ke kamre me jhankta tha.....
Aur jab maine unke kamre me ek ched se jhaka....to maine dekha ki ammi ka liwaas jameen par pada hai....aur wo kutiya bani hui hai....aur golu bhai piche se meri ammi ko chodne me lage the......
Ammi- aahhh..aaahhh.....aur kitni der...jaldi kijiye na....moulvisaab intzaar kar hoge....
Golu bhai - to karne de.....use kya pata ki uski begum abhi asli mard se chud rahi hai....pata hota to khud bol deta ki 2 ghante chudwa kar aana....
Ammi- aahhh....kaash aisa din bhi aa jaye....main to kahti hu...aahh...ki aap mujhe apne sath rakh lo....fir koi paresaani nhi....
Goku bhai - nhi...main tujhe usi ke sath rakhuga....par choguga main hi...wo bhi usi ke ghar me....
Ammi- aaahhh....par raat ka kya....wo sath me sota hai...aahh...ek hi bister par....
Golu bhai - tu fikr mat kar.....maine soch liya...tu bas raat hone de...fir dekhna....
Ammi- aaahhh...main ab aa bhi nhi sakti yaha....wo sabana jo aa gai......wo raat ko jaagti hai.....padhai ko...aahhh...main gai....aahh..aahh....
Golu bhai - chal ghoom ja....tera muh chod kar hi khatm karta hu....
Aur fir ammi turant ek acchi rakhel ke mafiq muh khol kar jameen par baith gai...aur golu bhai unka muh chhodne lage....
Golu bhai- aahh...tu fikr mat kar....maine sab soch liya.....tu aaj raat bas aaraam kar le....fir kal raat se buri tarah chudegi....wo bhi apne kamre me....yeehhh..yeeehhh...
Aur fir golu bhai ne ammi ke muh ki joordaar chudaai ki aur pura lundras ammi ke muh me daal diya.....aur ammi bade hi yehtiyaat se sara ras chat kar gai....
Golu bhai - chal kapde pahan le....chalte hai....
Ammi(kapde utha kar)- par raat ko ye hoga kaise......moulvisaab jaag gaye to....
Golu bhai(beech me)- bola na....tu kuch mat soch....ye mera kaam hai....main tujhe choduga matlab choduga....tu befikr rah...ab jaldi chal....
Aur fir dono ne apne kapde pahne aur nikal gaye...aur main bhi unke aane ke pahle neeche hall me pahuch gaya....
Khair....fir hum sab khana khane lage....aur golu bhai ne khane ke douraan meri appi ki bahut tareef ki....appi ke hath ke bane murge ki....unki dimaag ki...kyoki wo padhai me abbal thi.....aur unki surat aur seerat ki bhi....
Golu bhai - sach kah raha hu bhaisaab....maine aaj tak itni hoshiyaar ladki nhi dekhi....ye to har kaam me mahir hai...har tarah se kabil.....hai na...
Abbu- bas karam hai uperwale ka aur aap jaise apne khas logo ki duaao ka....jo mujhe itni pyari bacchi mili....
Golu bhai - wo to hai...sabana...tum lajawaab ho....hoshiyaar...khana banane me ustaad....dikhne me kamaal aur tumhara baat karne ka tareeka...wah..sach me....tum har tarah se acchi ho....sach me....
Appi (sharma kar)- sukriya ji....
Golu bhai(muskura kar)- bas ek hi kami hai tum me....
Apoi (hairani se)- matlab....
Golu bhsi- yaar...tum sharmati bahut ho....are...tum sharmaya mat karo....fir to aur bhi kamaal lagogi....hahaha.....
Ye sun kar hum sab has pade aur appi bhi muskura uthi.....
Khair....khane ke baad golu bhai aur abbu kuch der ke liye tahalne nikal gaye....aur main apne computer me ghus gaya...aur meri appi...wo apni aadat ke mutabik abbu ke padai wale kamre me ghus gai...jaha bahut si kitaabe thi unko padhne ke liye......
Fir kuch khas nhi hua.....abbu bapus aaye aur abbu-ammi sone ko kamre me chale gaye....aur appi abhi bhi kitaabon me hi ghusi thi....aur main computer me......
Par mera dimaag sirf golu bhai ki baat me laga tha....main dekhna chahta tha ki golu bhai kab aur kaise meri ammi ko chodege....kya wo ghar me aayege....aayge to kaise....aur abbu ke rahte huye ammi ko unhi ke kamre me kaise chodege....aur fir mujhe appi ki bhi fikr thi...ki appi to jaldi soti nhi...to unse chhip kar golu bhai ye sab karege kaise....
Par kahte hai na....ki waqt aane par har sawaal ka jawaab mil jata hai......isliye main bhi befikr ho kar so gaya....kyoki aaj to golu bhai ne ammi ko pura din chod kar unki chudaai ka kota khatm kar hi diya tha.....
Khair.....agli subah jab main taiyaar ho kar appi ke paas pahucha to maine dekha ki appi aaine ke saamne khadi taiyaar ho rahi thi.....
Main- are appi....aap kahi ja rahi ho kya....
Appi - ha bhai....wo meri saheli aane wali hai...main uske sath humari ek saheli ke ghar ja rahe hai...wo kafi waqt se mile nhi na....
Main- hmm...waise appi...aap kis saheli ke ghar ja rahi ho....
Appi- wo....
Isse pahle ki appi kuch bol pati....unki saheli ki aawaaj aa gai....jo hall me aa gai thi....aur uski aawaaj sunte hi appi bahar chali gai....
Appi- tujhe baad me batati hu....abhi chal...
Aur fir appi apni saheli ke sath ghar se nikal gai......aur main bhi nasta karne laga....
Khair....fir dopahar tak to kuch khas nhi hua...par jab dopahar ko main computer game khelne ke baad appi ke paas gaya...to maine dekha ki appi ro rahi hai....
Main unhe dekhte hi darwaje ki aad le kar khada ho gaya.....aur dekhne laga ki aakhir appi ro kyo rahi hai....
Par dekhne se kya samjh aana tha...isliye main turant unke paas chal pada....par mujhe aata dekh hi appi ne apne aanshu pochh liye aur chehre par jhoothi muskaan bikher di...
Appi - are bhai....tum...kuch kaam tha kya....
Main- nhi to....wo aap ro rahi thi....
Appi (hichak kar)- nhi to...wo bas thodi aankho me dawa dali thi....to aanshu aa gaye....wo padhte-padhte takleef hoti hai ba mujhe....
Main- ohh....mujhe laga ki aap ro rahi ho....to main puchhne aaya tha ki baat kya hui...
Appi- are nhi....aur bata...kya kar raha tha....
Main- bas wahi...computer chalana seekh raha hu....
Appi- accha ab ja...mujhe padhai karna hai....
Main- theek hai....aap padhai karo...main chala....
Fir main bina waqt gawaye waha se nikal aaya aur appi ke kamre ke bahar se hi unhe dekhne laga....kyoki main janta tha ki appi ko saayad rona aa raha hai...jis wajah se unhone mujhe bahane se bahar bhej diya...taki wo ro sake....
Aur hua bhi wahi...mere bahar aane ke kuch der baad hi appi ki aankho me fir aanshu bhar aaye....par mujhe ye baat ab tak samjh nhi aai thi ki aakhir appi ko hua kya hai....
Tabhi maine socha ki saayad appi ko kisi ladke ne cheeda ho...ya kuch gandha bola ho....to saayad appi ro rahi hogi...
Par ye baat main appi se puchh bhi nhi sakta tha...isliye maine ammi se baat karne ka tay kar liya....
Aur jab maine ammi ko ye baat batai....to wo seedha appi ke kamre me chali gai...aur main chhip kar unki baaten sunne laga.....
Appi - bola na ammi.....aisa kuch nhi hua...mujhe kisi ladke ne kuch nhi kiya....
Ammi- jhooth mat bol....tu bas uska naam bata....main saale ke hath-pair tudwa dugi.....
Appi- sach me ammi....aisa kuch hua hi nahi....to kya batau....
Ammi- theek hai...to wo bata jis wajah se meri bacchi ki aankho me aanshu hai....
Appi- aisa kuch hai hi nhi ammi....
Ammi- bas kar....ammi hu teri....acche se samjhti hu tujhe....ab bata de beti...dekh...ammi se kuch nhi chhipana chahiye.....wo bhi tab...jab ladki jawaan ho rahi ho.....tu is waqt mujhe ammi nhi...balki ek saheli samjh....aur bata ki hua kya....
Ammi ki is baat par appi kuch nhi boli...bas sir jhuka kar baith gai....tab ammi ne pyaar se appi ka sir uthaya aur puchkaar kar puchha.....
Ammi- bol beti...kya hua....
Appi- ammi...mujhe samjh nhi aa raha ki aapse kaise bolu....
Ammi- dekh beti....tu mujhe apni saheli samjh kar bol....hmm..
Appi- saheli....ye sab fasaad usi saheli ki wajah se hua hai.....
Ammi- kya....to teri saheli ne kuch bola....bol...kya bola usne.....
Appi - ammi....kya main acchi ladki nhi hu....
Ammi- ye kya bol rahi hai beti...tu to meri pyaari bacchi hai...mujhe naaj hai tujh par...
Appi- nhi ammi...waise nhi....matlab...kya mujh me....kaise bolu....
Ammi- are...tu dil khol kar bol...waise bhi ek beti ka ammi se kisi baat ka parda nhi hota.....hmm...ab bata...kya baat hai....
Appi(kuch soch kar)- ammi...kya main aisi ladki nhi...jise koi mard dekhna pasand karega.....haa...
Ammi- ye kya bol rahi hai...are tu to aisi hai jise har ek mard pasand karega.....
Appi- par kaise karega....jara dekho mujhe....mera rang dekho....aur ye aankho par chashma.....nhi...mujhe koi bhi mard pasand nhi karega....
Ammi- ye kya bakwas kar rahi hai...are meri najar se dekh....ek mard ko apni taraf kheechne ki saari khoobiyan hai tujhme...samjhi....
Appi- ye aap isliye bol rahi ho kyoki aap meri ammi ho...aur khas baat....aap ek aourat ho....mard nhi.....par mard ki najar alag hoti hai.....wo mujh jaiso ko nhi dekhta.......
Ammi- ya al**h.....ye tu kya sochne lagi....aakhir ye kyo lagta hai tujhe ki tujhe koi mard pasand nhi karega....haa...
Apoi- kyoki yahi sacchai hai ammi....aaj tak mujhe kisi mard ne kuch nhi bola....na hi meri tareef ki aur na hi kuch aisa bola...jisse mujhe lage ki wo mujhe pasand karta hai....
Ammi- wo to isliye ki sab teri sarafat ki ijjat karte hai........
Appi- to kya sareef hone se mard ladki ko pasand nhi karta.....
Ammi- aisa nhi hai beta.....tu...
Appi(beech me)- to kaisa hai ammi....aap chahe jo bhi kaho...par sach to yahi hai na ki main is layak hi nhi ki koi mard mujhe pasand kare...hai na....
Ammi- nhi beti...aisa bilkul nhi hai....tu to laakho me ek.....
Appi(beech me)- bas ammi....ab aur kuch mat bolo...sach main bhi janti hu aur aap bhi....ab aap yaha se jaiye...mujhe kuch der aaraam karne do.....nhi to mera dimaag paresaan hi rahega....
Ammi- par beti....
Appi (beech me)- ammi....abhi nhi.....mujhe aaraam karne do...
Aur fir appi ki baat sun kar ammi ne bhi is waqt waha se jana hi sahi samjha....aur wo bahar aa gai.......
Fir aapi aaraam karne lagi aur main ammi ke kamre me aa gaya....
Main- kya hua ammi.....
Ammi- tune sab suna na..pata nhi kya baat le kar baithi hai....are use koi mard kyo pasand nhi karega....wo bhi...puri pagal hai...
Main- saayad kisi ne unse aisa bola ho...unki saheli ne..hai na....
Ammi- haa...ab aane do use...main us kutiya ki taagen tod dugi....
Main- wo theek hai...par appi ka kya...unko kaise samjhaogi.....
Ammi- pata nhi....abhi use aaraam karne do....baad me kuch soch kar baat karugi.....
Main- theek hai....par jaldi sochna....kyoki main appi ko rota hua nhi dekh sakta....
Ammi- ha beta....tu fikr mat kar....main jald hi sab theek kar dugi....
Fir main bapis apne kamre me aa gaya...aur let kar sochne laga ki aakhir appi ko kaise samjhaya jaaye....
Par mujhe koi bhi rasta najar nhi aa raha tha.....ab to mujhe bas ammi se hi ummeed thi...ki ammi kuch rasta nikaal kar appi ko samjha sake......
Khair.....ye sochte huye mujhe need aa gai....aur jab main jaga to saam ho rahi thi....
Maine appi ke kamre me dekha to wo so rahi thi...par ammi ghar me nhi thi...aur main janta tha ki wo kaha hogi....
Isliye main bhag kar uper wale kamre me aaya aur jaise hi golu bhai ke kamre me jhanka to saamne ammi thi...jo golu bhai se apna muh chudwa rahi thi....
Golu bhai- aahh...ye le...pi ja sali..
Ammi- uuummm..uuummm..uuummm..uuummmm...
Main(man me)- are yaar...yaha to chudaai khatm hi ho gai....der kar di...huh...
Golu bhai- aahh....kya hua...tu aaj beman se chudi....koi paresaani....
Ammi- uuummmhh....aahh..haa..mujhe meri beti ki paresaani hai thodi...
Golu bhai- accha....kya hua use...
Ammi- batati hu......
Aur ammi ne golu bhai ko puri baat bata di...jise sun jar golu bhai ne ammi ko bharosha dilaya ki wo appi ko samjha dege aur jaldi hi wo khush ho jaygi....
Ammi- par aap karne kya wale ho....
Golu bhai - kuch khas nhi...bas use batana hai ki wo ladki hai....aur khas ladki hai...jise har ek mard pasand karta hai...
Ammi- par aap use kahege kya....aur kya wo aapse khul kar baat kar paygi...mujhe to nhi lagta...
Golu bhai- are....kam se kam kosis to karne do....aur mujhe bharosha hai apne aap par....ki main use sahi raste par le aauga.....
Ammi- kaash aisa hi ho.....theek hai....waise aap baat kab karoge....
Golu bhai - wo main dekh luga....jab mouka milega to baat kar luga....
Ammi- theek hai to fir...main ab jaau....
Golu bhai- haa...bas raat ko taiyaar rahna.....aaj raat teri chudaai hogi....wo bhi tere souhar ke saamne hote huye....
Ammi- pata hai....bas khyaal rakhna mera....baki to jo aap kahe....
Golu bhai- tu befikr rah.....main hu na....sab accha hoga....
Khair....fir kuch khas nhi hua.....raat ko humne khana khaya aur main apne kamre me aa kar us waqt ka intzaar karne laga ki kab golu bhai meri ammi ko mere abbu ke rahte huye hi chodege......
Fir kareeb raat ke 11 baje mujhe halki si aawaaz aai...wo bhi isliye kyoki main to kaan laga ke hi rakhe huye tha....isliye mujhe aawaaj aai...par appi ko nhi aai hogi....
Aur wo aawaaj thi humare ghar ke bahri darwaje ki....jo ki abhi-abhi kisi ne khola tha....
Khair...aawaaj aate hi maine chhip kar dekha to paya ki golu ji ghar me aa gaye aur bapis se darwaja laga rahe the.....
Main samjh gaya ki pakka ammi ne hi darwaja khula chhoda hoga....par darwaja khula hone se kya hoga....asal kaam to ammi ke kamre me hona tha....aur waha abbu bhi the....to ye hoga kaise....
Main ye soch hi raha tha ki golu bhai ammi ke kamre me ghus gaye...aur ghuste hi darwaja latka diya....kyoki abbu apne kamre ka darwaja band nhi rakhte the....karege bhi kyo....karna kya hai...chudaai to hoti nhi unse jyada.....
Khair...jab golu bhai ammi ke kamre me dakhil ho gaye...to main bhi chupchap us jagah pahuch gaya...jaha se main ammi ke kamre me jhaank sakta tha....aur pahle bhi jhaka tha kai baar....
To maine dekha ki waha ammi aur golu bhai bister se thodi door khade kuch khusfusa rahe the.......
Ammi- aap aa to gaye...par ab iska kya kare....ye jaag gaya to...
Golu bhai- are...kuch nhi hoga...tu bas kapde nikaal....
Ammi- par ye jaag gaye to babaal kar dege.....fir....
Golu bhsi - fir kya....fir tu meri rakhel ban kar mere sath rah lena....
Ammi - par....
Golu bhsi(beech me)- par kya....kya tu bhool gai ki tu meri rakhel hai....haa....
Ammi- nhi...par ye mere souhar...aahh...
Tabhi golu bhai ne ammi ko ek joordaar thappad raseed diya....jise dekh kar main hairaan ho gaya.....mujhe laga ki ab to saayad ammi bhadak jaygi....par aage aisa kuch nhi hua....
Golu bhai(baal pakad kar)- bol saali....koun hai tu...
Ammi- aaah...aapki rakhel hu....
Golu bhai- to bol fir....abhi chugegi....yahi...isi waqt...ya fir main jaau......
Ammi- haa....chudugi....yahi...
Golu bhai- to pyaar se chudwa le......aur uski fikr mat kar....wo kuch nhi kar sakta.....
Ammi- to fir der kis baat ki.....aaj iske saamne hi chod dalo....roj ka dar khatm....
Main(man me)- teri to....ye ammi to puri pagla gai hai golu bhai ke lund ke liye.....abbu ke saamne hi chudne ko raji hai....kya randi ammi mili mujhe.....
Khair....waha ammi ne palak jhapakte hi apne kapde nikaal feke aur nangi ho kar golu bhai ka lund nikaalne lagi....
Ammi(lund dekhte hi)- aahh.....abhi saam ko hi chudi thi isse....par aisa lag raha hai ki jaise arse baad mila hai....aauuummmmmmmm.....uuummmmm....
Aur fir ammi ne bade itminaan ke sath lund choosna suru kar diya.....aur ye bhool hi gai ki paas me hi unka souhar soya pada hai.....
Yaha ammi golu bhai ka lund choos rahi thi aur waha golu bhai apne saare kapde nikaal rahe the......
Ammi- uuuuummmm....uuummmm...uuummmmm...uuummmm...uuummmm...
Golu bhai - aah...maza aa gaya....tera souhar dekh lega to mar hi jayga.....
Ammi- uuummmm...uummmhhh...aahh...sahi kaha...aapka lund dekh kar to pakka mar jayga.....
Golu bhai - par use mujhe marna nhi hai....tu choos.....aahh....usko sone de....
Ammi- uummmm....uuummmm...uuummmm...uummmmmm....
Fir kuch der tak golu bhai ne ammi se mast lund chusaai karai..aur fir ammi ko le ja kar abbu ke baju me hi lita kar chodne lage.....
Ammi- uuummm.....aahh.....ab to pakka jaag jayga.......
Golu bhai - sala mota....use ghanta pata nhi chalega....aur chal gaya to chalne de....tu chudaai ka maza le....
Ammi- aaahh...mujhe ab uski koi fikr nhi....aap to dam se chodo....aaahhh....aahhh...
Main ye dekh kar hairaan tha ki ab meri ammi chudne ke waqt kafi bekhouff ho gai thi....wo khul kar sisakte huye lund kha rahi thi....
Par main is baat se hairaan bhi tha ki aakhir wo itni befikr kaise ho gai...kya unhone ab tay hi kar liya hai ki abbu ko chhod degi.....aur golu bhai ke sath rahegi.....
Khair....main yaha kuch aur sochta...usse pahle hi ammi ne ek cheekh ke sath apna pani chhod diya....aur golu bhai ne unhe palta kar chodna suru kar diya.....
Ammi- aaahhh...aahhh...aaahhh...aaahhh....
Golu bhai - dekh le.....itni aawaaj hone par bhi ye ghanta nhi hila.....to jagega kya...sala mota.....yeehhh.....
Ammi- aahhh....sahi kaha....aaahh.....uth ke dekh leta....aahh...to pata chal jata ki chudaai kya hoti hai...aahhh...joor se maro......marne do use....
Golu bhai - ye le saali....yeehhh...yeeehhh......
Waha ammi khul kar chud rahi thi...aur yaha main apna lund sahla raha tha...par main dekh kar hairaan bhi tha ki sala mera abbu ab tak jaga kyo nhi....
Halaki ammi aur abbu me abhi kuch fasla tha....par chudaai ki aawaaze sun kar bhi abbu ek baar bhi nahi bahke.....wo to mast khwaabo me khoye huye the.....
Aur yaha ammi dowara se jhad kar ek naye tareke se chudne lagi thi......
Ab golu bhai ammi ko apne uper baitha kar chod rahe the....aur ammi ucchalte huye masti se apni choot marwa rahi thi....
Ammi ke ucchalne se pura bister hil raha tha....par mere abbu ko isse koi fark nhi pada....wo to kharrate maar rahe the....aur unke har kharrate ke sath ammi ki choot me golu bhai ka tagda lund sataak se ja raha tha.....
Ammi- aaahhhh.....aaj to jyada hi maza aa raha hai...uuummm...sala mera souhar.....use bhanak hi nhi ki...aaahhh...uske baju me hi uski begum kisi gair se...aahhh....aahhh...chud rahi hai....
Golu bhai - tu baju ka kya bolti hai....chal uske uper lita kar chodta hu...
Ammi- aaahh...nhi...wo...wo jaag jayga....
Golu bhai- to jaagne de....saale ne kuch bhouka to gaand maar duga uski.....
Ammi- aaahhh...uski kyo...meri maaro....aaahh...wo is lund ke layak nhi....maaro...aaahhh..main fir se.....aahh..aahh....
Aur ammi ucchalte huye fir se jhad gai....aur ammi ke jhadte hi golu bhai ne ammi ko mere abbu ke uper li lita diya....
Matlab ki ammi ka sir abbu ke bade se pet par tha....aur wo ulti padi apni jaaghe khole dali thi....
Ammi- ab gaand maaro....dekhe to meri cheekh sun kar ye jaagta hai ki nhi....
Golu bhai- main wahi karne wala tha....yeehhhh.....
Ammi- aaaahhhhh....mar gai......aahhh...
Golu bhai- ab maza le saali...aur apne souhar ko apni cheekhe suna.....le....
Aur golu bhai joor se dhakke maar kar ammi ki gaand maarne lage....aur ammi bhi masti me hilte huye gaand chudaai ka maza lene lagi....
Par main ye dekh kar hairaan tha ki abbu ke pet par ammi ke letne se bhi abbu nhi jaage.....jabki ammi har dhakke par joor se hil kar abbu ke pet par ragad maar rahi thi...
Khair.....golu bhai ne ammi ko agle 15-20 minute puri taqat se choda aur fir lund ko bahar nikaal kar joordaar pichkari maar di....
Jisse golu bhai ka lundras ammi ki puri peet par aur sath me abbu ke pet par bhi gir gaya.....
Ammi- aahh...ise iske pet par daal kar kharaab kyo karna....ye to mere pet me jayga.....ssrruuuppppp.....
Aur ammi ne abbu ke pet par pada sara lundras gatak liya.,....aur fir wo dono abbu ke baju me hi let gaye....
Ammi- aaj to doguna maza aa gaya....itna maza to bete ke saamne chudne par bhi nhi aaya tha....
Golu bhai- tu bas maza le.....tera beta ho ya tera souhar....ab tujhe sabke saamne choduga....aur haa..teri beti bhi to aa gai....
Ammi- hmm..par uske saamne kuch mat karna.....wo mar jaygi ye dekh kar...badi seedhi hai meti beti..
Golu bhai- par hai to ladki hi na....uske paas bhi choot hai...use bhi khujli hoti hogi na....
Ammi- wo to hai...par wo in sab maamlon me jyada dhyaan nhi deti....padhai se hi matlab rakhti hai wo...
Golu bhai- hmm...tu fikr mat kar...waqt aayga to wo tujhse bhi aage jaygi...
Ammi- aapke dil me kya chal raha hai...kahi aap.....
Golu bhai(beech me)- are...tu to kuch bhi sochne lagi...filhaal to main uski ammi ki hi bajauga....baki uska abhi tak kuch socha nhi....waise wo mujhe bhi sareef lagi....
Ammi- hmm...waise ek baat to batao....ye mere souhar jaage kyo nhi.....aisa to kabhi nhi sote the....
Golu bhai(muskura kar)- lagta hai jaag gaya hoga....par tujhe maza lete dekh so gaya...taki tu to khush rahe....aur...
Itna bol kar golu bhai darwaje ki taraf kuch dekhne lage....aur unhone kya dekha....ye to ab tak kisi ko pata nhi tha.....
Ammi- are...mazaak nhi....bataiye na....
Golu bhai- huh....pata nhi....khair...wo chhodo....ab main chalta hu....
Ammi- par itni jaldi kyo....ek baar aur kariye na....
Golu bhai(khade ho kar)- nhi...mujhe kal kuch kaam hai....sona padega....aur tu bhi so ja....waise ab tera moid sahi hai...lagta hai beti ki paresaani rahi nhi....
Ammi- ab aapne jo jimma le liya uska...to mujhe koi paresaani nhi...main to bas use khush dekhna chahti hu....
Golu bhai(kapde pahanate huye)- wo khush hi rahegi....wo bhi itna ki jitna aaj tak na rahi hogi...tu aaraam se so ja....main use sambhal luga....
Aur golu bhai ne jaldi se apne kapde pahan liye.....
Ammi- theek hai....aap jaiye...main kapde pahan kar darwaja laga dugi....
Golu bhai - hmm...
Fir golu bhai kamre se nikal gaye aur main bhi apne kamre me jane laga....par tabhi maine dekha ki golu bhai ammi ke kamre se nikal kar bahar nhi gaye...balki abbu ke padhai wale kamre me gaye hai...jaha par meri appi padh rahi thi....
Main(man me)- ye kya....golu bhai waha kyo ja rahe hai....waha to appi hai.....are...ab kya hone wala hai.....
Aur saamne dekhte hi mere dil me chal rahe saare sawaal us waqt ke liye chhu ho gaye....aur mere chehre par muskaan khil gai.....
Main (man me)- najam ka masla baad me dekhuga....pahle maza....
Aur ye soch kar main teji se aage bad gaya.........
Ab Aage.......
[ MAAJID KI JUWANI........]
Mere saamne mere dost khade huye the....jinhe dekh kar hi mera chehra khil gaya...kyoki main janta tha ki wo sab mujhe hi lene aaye hoge...kyoki humare nadi par jane ka waqt jo ho gaya tha....
Main- aur aalam...khaleel...tum log yaha....aur javed....tujhe bhi aaj waqt mil hi gaya....
Javed - are yaar...dosto ke liye to javed ki jaan bhi hazir hai.....wo to gaon me nhi tha isliye...warna ek din bhi bina mile nhi rahta....
Main- janta hu yaar...main to bas mazaak kar raha tha...to bolo....tum sab ek sath...kya mere bina hi nadi ko chal pade the....
Aalam- are nhi re...tere ghar se hi aa rahe....waha tala pada tha...to nikal aaye...bas soch hi rahe the ki kaha doondu tujhe....aur tu aa saamne se gaya.....
Main- are...main wo nazia bhabhijaan ke paas tha....to chale nadi....
Javed - ha bhai...mujhe khaleel ki aage ki kahani sunne ka bada dil kar raha hai....
Khaleel - par bhool mat....tujhe bhi ek kahani sunani hai....
Javed - bilkul bhai....tere baad main sunauga hi...par pahle tu to bata ki ghar aane ke baad golu bhai ne kya gul khilaya....
Khaleel - batata hu re...sabr rakh...chal adde par....
Main- wo to theek hai...par javed ki kahani kis baare me hai...kyo javed....
Javed- wo sab baad me hi batauga....pahle khaleel ki kahani khatm hone do...ab chalo bhi....
Aur fir hum charo dost nadi kinare chal pade...aur adde par jate hi khleel ne kahani suru kar di.....
[ AAGE KI KAHAANI......KHALEEL KI JUWANI........]
To dosto....jaisa tumne pata hi hai ki mele me golu bhai ne meri ammi ko puri tarah apni rakhel bana liya tha....aur wahi par main bhi un dono ke sath ho gaya tha...matlab ab meri ammi mere saamne khul kar chudwa sakti thi....wo bhi bina dar aur sharm ke....
Khair.....to ghar aane ke baad golu bhai apne ghar par nikal gaye....aur ammi raste bhar ki chudaai se hui thakaan mitane so gai....aur meri pyari appi golu bhai ke liye khas muglai chiken banane me jut gai....
Ab sabse pahle main thoda apni appi ke baare me bata di...kyoki aage unka bhi khas kirdaar hoga....
Meri appi (sabana) dikhne me to kuch khas nhi....sawli si hai....uper se chashma bhi lagati hai....kyoki padhne me wo jyada hi dil lagati thi....
Par unme khas tha unka jishm....jo ki bahut bhara hua tha....isliye wo apni umar se badi hi lagti thi....khas kar ki unke doodh...
Meri appi ke doodh meri ammi ki hi tarah bade-bade the.....is wajah se unko dekh kar kisi bhi mard ki tharak jaag jati thi...par meri appi in sab maslo ke baare me sochti bhi nhi thi...wo to bas padhne me hi lagi rahti thi...aur uper se mere abbu ki ijjat ki wajah se koi bhi ladka ya mard aaj tak appi ko kuch bola bhi nhi tha.....
Par sayad aaj golu ji ne bhi meri appi ka seena dekh kar kuch khas mahsoos kiya hoga...aisa mera manna tha...par sacchai se main abhi tak bekhabar tha....
Khair....raat suru hote hi golu ji bapis humare ghar aa gaye...aur seedha apne kamre me chale gaye...jo unhone kiraye se liya tha...mere chachajaan ka hissa....
Aur yaha meri ammi bhi ab bharpoor aaraam kar ke taiyaar ho chuki thi...aur kichen me appi ke sath kaam kar rahi thi....aur main apne kamre me computer par game khel raha tha.....
Abbu - are khaleel......ja kar dekho to ki golu ji ab tak kyo nhi aaye....
Main- bas abbu....2 minute me jata hu.....
Appi - are nhi...tujhe jane ki jaroorat nhi....ammi gai hai unhe bulane....wo aate hi hoge...waise bhi ammi ko gaye kafi waqt ho gaya hai.....
Main(man me, chounk kar)- ammi gai hai....wo bhi kafi waqt se....matlab waha chudaai hi ho rahi hogi....aur main yaha game khel raha hu....kya ammi....chudne ja rahi thi to bata deti.....main dekh leta na.....khair...abhi dekhta hu....
Aur main turant uth kar uper wale room me chala gaya...jaha se golu bhai ke kamre me jhankta tha.....
Aur jab maine unke kamre me ek ched se jhaka....to maine dekha ki ammi ka liwaas jameen par pada hai....aur wo kutiya bani hui hai....aur golu bhai piche se meri ammi ko chodne me lage the......
Ammi- aahhh..aaahhh.....aur kitni der...jaldi kijiye na....moulvisaab intzaar kar hoge....
Golu bhai - to karne de.....use kya pata ki uski begum abhi asli mard se chud rahi hai....pata hota to khud bol deta ki 2 ghante chudwa kar aana....
Ammi- aahhh....kaash aisa din bhi aa jaye....main to kahti hu...aahh...ki aap mujhe apne sath rakh lo....fir koi paresaani nhi....
Goku bhai - nhi...main tujhe usi ke sath rakhuga....par choguga main hi...wo bhi usi ke ghar me....
Ammi- aaahhh....par raat ka kya....wo sath me sota hai...aahh...ek hi bister par....
Golu bhai - tu fikr mat kar.....maine soch liya...tu bas raat hone de...fir dekhna....
Ammi- aaahhh...main ab aa bhi nhi sakti yaha....wo sabana jo aa gai......wo raat ko jaagti hai.....padhai ko...aahhh...main gai....aahh..aahh....
Golu bhai - chal ghoom ja....tera muh chod kar hi khatm karta hu....
Aur fir ammi turant ek acchi rakhel ke mafiq muh khol kar jameen par baith gai...aur golu bhai unka muh chhodne lage....
Golu bhai- aahh...tu fikr mat kar....maine sab soch liya.....tu aaj raat bas aaraam kar le....fir kal raat se buri tarah chudegi....wo bhi apne kamre me....yeehhh..yeeehhh...
Aur fir golu bhai ne ammi ke muh ki joordaar chudaai ki aur pura lundras ammi ke muh me daal diya.....aur ammi bade hi yehtiyaat se sara ras chat kar gai....
Golu bhai - chal kapde pahan le....chalte hai....
Ammi(kapde utha kar)- par raat ko ye hoga kaise......moulvisaab jaag gaye to....
Golu bhai(beech me)- bola na....tu kuch mat soch....ye mera kaam hai....main tujhe choduga matlab choduga....tu befikr rah...ab jaldi chal....
Aur fir dono ne apne kapde pahne aur nikal gaye...aur main bhi unke aane ke pahle neeche hall me pahuch gaya....
Khair....fir hum sab khana khane lage....aur golu bhai ne khane ke douraan meri appi ki bahut tareef ki....appi ke hath ke bane murge ki....unki dimaag ki...kyoki wo padhai me abbal thi.....aur unki surat aur seerat ki bhi....
Golu bhai - sach kah raha hu bhaisaab....maine aaj tak itni hoshiyaar ladki nhi dekhi....ye to har kaam me mahir hai...har tarah se kabil.....hai na...
Abbu- bas karam hai uperwale ka aur aap jaise apne khas logo ki duaao ka....jo mujhe itni pyari bacchi mili....
Golu bhai - wo to hai...sabana...tum lajawaab ho....hoshiyaar...khana banane me ustaad....dikhne me kamaal aur tumhara baat karne ka tareeka...wah..sach me....tum har tarah se acchi ho....sach me....
Appi (sharma kar)- sukriya ji....
Golu bhai(muskura kar)- bas ek hi kami hai tum me....
Apoi (hairani se)- matlab....
Golu bhsi- yaar...tum sharmati bahut ho....are...tum sharmaya mat karo....fir to aur bhi kamaal lagogi....hahaha.....
Ye sun kar hum sab has pade aur appi bhi muskura uthi.....
Khair....khane ke baad golu bhai aur abbu kuch der ke liye tahalne nikal gaye....aur main apne computer me ghus gaya...aur meri appi...wo apni aadat ke mutabik abbu ke padai wale kamre me ghus gai...jaha bahut si kitaabe thi unko padhne ke liye......
Fir kuch khas nhi hua.....abbu bapus aaye aur abbu-ammi sone ko kamre me chale gaye....aur appi abhi bhi kitaabon me hi ghusi thi....aur main computer me......
Par mera dimaag sirf golu bhai ki baat me laga tha....main dekhna chahta tha ki golu bhai kab aur kaise meri ammi ko chodege....kya wo ghar me aayege....aayge to kaise....aur abbu ke rahte huye ammi ko unhi ke kamre me kaise chodege....aur fir mujhe appi ki bhi fikr thi...ki appi to jaldi soti nhi...to unse chhip kar golu bhai ye sab karege kaise....
Par kahte hai na....ki waqt aane par har sawaal ka jawaab mil jata hai......isliye main bhi befikr ho kar so gaya....kyoki aaj to golu bhai ne ammi ko pura din chod kar unki chudaai ka kota khatm kar hi diya tha.....
Khair.....agli subah jab main taiyaar ho kar appi ke paas pahucha to maine dekha ki appi aaine ke saamne khadi taiyaar ho rahi thi.....
Main- are appi....aap kahi ja rahi ho kya....
Appi - ha bhai....wo meri saheli aane wali hai...main uske sath humari ek saheli ke ghar ja rahe hai...wo kafi waqt se mile nhi na....
Main- hmm...waise appi...aap kis saheli ke ghar ja rahi ho....
Appi- wo....
Isse pahle ki appi kuch bol pati....unki saheli ki aawaaj aa gai....jo hall me aa gai thi....aur uski aawaaj sunte hi appi bahar chali gai....
Appi- tujhe baad me batati hu....abhi chal...
Aur fir appi apni saheli ke sath ghar se nikal gai......aur main bhi nasta karne laga....
Khair....fir dopahar tak to kuch khas nhi hua...par jab dopahar ko main computer game khelne ke baad appi ke paas gaya...to maine dekha ki appi ro rahi hai....
Main unhe dekhte hi darwaje ki aad le kar khada ho gaya.....aur dekhne laga ki aakhir appi ro kyo rahi hai....
Par dekhne se kya samjh aana tha...isliye main turant unke paas chal pada....par mujhe aata dekh hi appi ne apne aanshu pochh liye aur chehre par jhoothi muskaan bikher di...
Appi - are bhai....tum...kuch kaam tha kya....
Main- nhi to....wo aap ro rahi thi....
Appi (hichak kar)- nhi to...wo bas thodi aankho me dawa dali thi....to aanshu aa gaye....wo padhte-padhte takleef hoti hai ba mujhe....
Main- ohh....mujhe laga ki aap ro rahi ho....to main puchhne aaya tha ki baat kya hui...
Appi- are nhi....aur bata...kya kar raha tha....
Main- bas wahi...computer chalana seekh raha hu....
Appi- accha ab ja...mujhe padhai karna hai....
Main- theek hai....aap padhai karo...main chala....
Fir main bina waqt gawaye waha se nikal aaya aur appi ke kamre ke bahar se hi unhe dekhne laga....kyoki main janta tha ki appi ko saayad rona aa raha hai...jis wajah se unhone mujhe bahane se bahar bhej diya...taki wo ro sake....
Aur hua bhi wahi...mere bahar aane ke kuch der baad hi appi ki aankho me fir aanshu bhar aaye....par mujhe ye baat ab tak samjh nhi aai thi ki aakhir appi ko hua kya hai....
Tabhi maine socha ki saayad appi ko kisi ladke ne cheeda ho...ya kuch gandha bola ho....to saayad appi ro rahi hogi...
Par ye baat main appi se puchh bhi nhi sakta tha...isliye maine ammi se baat karne ka tay kar liya....
Aur jab maine ammi ko ye baat batai....to wo seedha appi ke kamre me chali gai...aur main chhip kar unki baaten sunne laga.....
Appi - bola na ammi.....aisa kuch nhi hua...mujhe kisi ladke ne kuch nhi kiya....
Ammi- jhooth mat bol....tu bas uska naam bata....main saale ke hath-pair tudwa dugi.....
Appi- sach me ammi....aisa kuch hua hi nahi....to kya batau....
Ammi- theek hai...to wo bata jis wajah se meri bacchi ki aankho me aanshu hai....
Appi- aisa kuch hai hi nhi ammi....
Ammi- bas kar....ammi hu teri....acche se samjhti hu tujhe....ab bata de beti...dekh...ammi se kuch nhi chhipana chahiye.....wo bhi tab...jab ladki jawaan ho rahi ho.....tu is waqt mujhe ammi nhi...balki ek saheli samjh....aur bata ki hua kya....
Ammi ki is baat par appi kuch nhi boli...bas sir jhuka kar baith gai....tab ammi ne pyaar se appi ka sir uthaya aur puchkaar kar puchha.....
Ammi- bol beti...kya hua....
Appi- ammi...mujhe samjh nhi aa raha ki aapse kaise bolu....
Ammi- dekh beti....tu mujhe apni saheli samjh kar bol....hmm..
Appi- saheli....ye sab fasaad usi saheli ki wajah se hua hai.....
Ammi- kya....to teri saheli ne kuch bola....bol...kya bola usne.....
Appi - ammi....kya main acchi ladki nhi hu....
Ammi- ye kya bol rahi hai beti...tu to meri pyaari bacchi hai...mujhe naaj hai tujh par...
Appi- nhi ammi...waise nhi....matlab...kya mujh me....kaise bolu....
Ammi- are...tu dil khol kar bol...waise bhi ek beti ka ammi se kisi baat ka parda nhi hota.....hmm...ab bata...kya baat hai....
Appi(kuch soch kar)- ammi...kya main aisi ladki nhi...jise koi mard dekhna pasand karega.....haa...
Ammi- ye kya bol rahi hai...are tu to aisi hai jise har ek mard pasand karega.....
Appi- par kaise karega....jara dekho mujhe....mera rang dekho....aur ye aankho par chashma.....nhi...mujhe koi bhi mard pasand nhi karega....
Ammi- ye kya bakwas kar rahi hai...are meri najar se dekh....ek mard ko apni taraf kheechne ki saari khoobiyan hai tujhme...samjhi....
Appi- ye aap isliye bol rahi ho kyoki aap meri ammi ho...aur khas baat....aap ek aourat ho....mard nhi.....par mard ki najar alag hoti hai.....wo mujh jaiso ko nhi dekhta.......
Ammi- ya al**h.....ye tu kya sochne lagi....aakhir ye kyo lagta hai tujhe ki tujhe koi mard pasand nhi karega....haa...
Apoi- kyoki yahi sacchai hai ammi....aaj tak mujhe kisi mard ne kuch nhi bola....na hi meri tareef ki aur na hi kuch aisa bola...jisse mujhe lage ki wo mujhe pasand karta hai....
Ammi- wo to isliye ki sab teri sarafat ki ijjat karte hai........
Appi- to kya sareef hone se mard ladki ko pasand nhi karta.....
Ammi- aisa nhi hai beta.....tu...
Appi(beech me)- to kaisa hai ammi....aap chahe jo bhi kaho...par sach to yahi hai na ki main is layak hi nhi ki koi mard mujhe pasand kare...hai na....
Ammi- nhi beti...aisa bilkul nhi hai....tu to laakho me ek.....
Appi(beech me)- bas ammi....ab aur kuch mat bolo...sach main bhi janti hu aur aap bhi....ab aap yaha se jaiye...mujhe kuch der aaraam karne do.....nhi to mera dimaag paresaan hi rahega....
Ammi- par beti....
Appi (beech me)- ammi....abhi nhi.....mujhe aaraam karne do...
Aur fir appi ki baat sun kar ammi ne bhi is waqt waha se jana hi sahi samjha....aur wo bahar aa gai.......
Fir aapi aaraam karne lagi aur main ammi ke kamre me aa gaya....
Main- kya hua ammi.....
Ammi- tune sab suna na..pata nhi kya baat le kar baithi hai....are use koi mard kyo pasand nhi karega....wo bhi...puri pagal hai...
Main- saayad kisi ne unse aisa bola ho...unki saheli ne..hai na....
Ammi- haa...ab aane do use...main us kutiya ki taagen tod dugi....
Main- wo theek hai...par appi ka kya...unko kaise samjhaogi.....
Ammi- pata nhi....abhi use aaraam karne do....baad me kuch soch kar baat karugi.....
Main- theek hai....par jaldi sochna....kyoki main appi ko rota hua nhi dekh sakta....
Ammi- ha beta....tu fikr mat kar....main jald hi sab theek kar dugi....
Fir main bapis apne kamre me aa gaya...aur let kar sochne laga ki aakhir appi ko kaise samjhaya jaaye....
Par mujhe koi bhi rasta najar nhi aa raha tha.....ab to mujhe bas ammi se hi ummeed thi...ki ammi kuch rasta nikaal kar appi ko samjha sake......
Khair.....ye sochte huye mujhe need aa gai....aur jab main jaga to saam ho rahi thi....
Maine appi ke kamre me dekha to wo so rahi thi...par ammi ghar me nhi thi...aur main janta tha ki wo kaha hogi....
Isliye main bhag kar uper wale kamre me aaya aur jaise hi golu bhai ke kamre me jhanka to saamne ammi thi...jo golu bhai se apna muh chudwa rahi thi....
Golu bhai- aahh...ye le...pi ja sali..
Ammi- uuummm..uuummm..uuummm..uuummmm...
Main(man me)- are yaar...yaha to chudaai khatm hi ho gai....der kar di...huh...
Golu bhai- aahh....kya hua...tu aaj beman se chudi....koi paresaani....
Ammi- uuummmhh....aahh..haa..mujhe meri beti ki paresaani hai thodi...
Golu bhai- accha....kya hua use...
Ammi- batati hu......
Aur ammi ne golu bhai ko puri baat bata di...jise sun jar golu bhai ne ammi ko bharosha dilaya ki wo appi ko samjha dege aur jaldi hi wo khush ho jaygi....
Ammi- par aap karne kya wale ho....
Golu bhai - kuch khas nhi...bas use batana hai ki wo ladki hai....aur khas ladki hai...jise har ek mard pasand karta hai...
Ammi- par aap use kahege kya....aur kya wo aapse khul kar baat kar paygi...mujhe to nhi lagta...
Golu bhai- are....kam se kam kosis to karne do....aur mujhe bharosha hai apne aap par....ki main use sahi raste par le aauga.....
Ammi- kaash aisa hi ho.....theek hai....waise aap baat kab karoge....
Golu bhai - wo main dekh luga....jab mouka milega to baat kar luga....
Ammi- theek hai to fir...main ab jaau....
Golu bhai- haa...bas raat ko taiyaar rahna.....aaj raat teri chudaai hogi....wo bhi tere souhar ke saamne hote huye....
Ammi- pata hai....bas khyaal rakhna mera....baki to jo aap kahe....
Golu bhai- tu befikr rah.....main hu na....sab accha hoga....
Khair....fir kuch khas nhi hua.....raat ko humne khana khaya aur main apne kamre me aa kar us waqt ka intzaar karne laga ki kab golu bhai meri ammi ko mere abbu ke rahte huye hi chodege......
Fir kareeb raat ke 11 baje mujhe halki si aawaaz aai...wo bhi isliye kyoki main to kaan laga ke hi rakhe huye tha....isliye mujhe aawaaj aai...par appi ko nhi aai hogi....
Aur wo aawaaj thi humare ghar ke bahri darwaje ki....jo ki abhi-abhi kisi ne khola tha....
Khair...aawaaj aate hi maine chhip kar dekha to paya ki golu ji ghar me aa gaye aur bapis se darwaja laga rahe the.....
Main samjh gaya ki pakka ammi ne hi darwaja khula chhoda hoga....par darwaja khula hone se kya hoga....asal kaam to ammi ke kamre me hona tha....aur waha abbu bhi the....to ye hoga kaise....
Main ye soch hi raha tha ki golu bhai ammi ke kamre me ghus gaye...aur ghuste hi darwaja latka diya....kyoki abbu apne kamre ka darwaja band nhi rakhte the....karege bhi kyo....karna kya hai...chudaai to hoti nhi unse jyada.....
Khair...jab golu bhai ammi ke kamre me dakhil ho gaye...to main bhi chupchap us jagah pahuch gaya...jaha se main ammi ke kamre me jhaank sakta tha....aur pahle bhi jhaka tha kai baar....
To maine dekha ki waha ammi aur golu bhai bister se thodi door khade kuch khusfusa rahe the.......
Ammi- aap aa to gaye...par ab iska kya kare....ye jaag gaya to...
Golu bhai- are...kuch nhi hoga...tu bas kapde nikaal....
Ammi- par ye jaag gaye to babaal kar dege.....fir....
Golu bhsi - fir kya....fir tu meri rakhel ban kar mere sath rah lena....
Ammi - par....
Golu bhsi(beech me)- par kya....kya tu bhool gai ki tu meri rakhel hai....haa....
Ammi- nhi...par ye mere souhar...aahh...
Tabhi golu bhai ne ammi ko ek joordaar thappad raseed diya....jise dekh kar main hairaan ho gaya.....mujhe laga ki ab to saayad ammi bhadak jaygi....par aage aisa kuch nhi hua....
Golu bhai(baal pakad kar)- bol saali....koun hai tu...
Ammi- aaah...aapki rakhel hu....
Golu bhai- to bol fir....abhi chugegi....yahi...isi waqt...ya fir main jaau......
Ammi- haa....chudugi....yahi...
Golu bhai- to pyaar se chudwa le......aur uski fikr mat kar....wo kuch nhi kar sakta.....
Ammi- to fir der kis baat ki.....aaj iske saamne hi chod dalo....roj ka dar khatm....
Main(man me)- teri to....ye ammi to puri pagla gai hai golu bhai ke lund ke liye.....abbu ke saamne hi chudne ko raji hai....kya randi ammi mili mujhe.....
Khair....waha ammi ne palak jhapakte hi apne kapde nikaal feke aur nangi ho kar golu bhai ka lund nikaalne lagi....
Ammi(lund dekhte hi)- aahh.....abhi saam ko hi chudi thi isse....par aisa lag raha hai ki jaise arse baad mila hai....aauuummmmmmmm.....uuummmmm....
Aur fir ammi ne bade itminaan ke sath lund choosna suru kar diya.....aur ye bhool hi gai ki paas me hi unka souhar soya pada hai.....
Yaha ammi golu bhai ka lund choos rahi thi aur waha golu bhai apne saare kapde nikaal rahe the......
Ammi- uuuuummmm....uuummmm...uuummmmm...uuummmm...uuummmm...
Golu bhai - aah...maza aa gaya....tera souhar dekh lega to mar hi jayga.....
Ammi- uuummmm...uummmhhh...aahh...sahi kaha...aapka lund dekh kar to pakka mar jayga.....
Golu bhai - par use mujhe marna nhi hai....tu choos.....aahh....usko sone de....
Ammi- uummmm....uuummmm...uuummmm...uummmmmm....
Fir kuch der tak golu bhai ne ammi se mast lund chusaai karai..aur fir ammi ko le ja kar abbu ke baju me hi lita kar chodne lage.....
Ammi- uuummm.....aahh.....ab to pakka jaag jayga.......
Golu bhai - sala mota....use ghanta pata nhi chalega....aur chal gaya to chalne de....tu chudaai ka maza le....
Ammi- aaahh...mujhe ab uski koi fikr nhi....aap to dam se chodo....aaahhh....aahhh...
Main ye dekh kar hairaan tha ki ab meri ammi chudne ke waqt kafi bekhouff ho gai thi....wo khul kar sisakte huye lund kha rahi thi....
Par main is baat se hairaan bhi tha ki aakhir wo itni befikr kaise ho gai...kya unhone ab tay hi kar liya hai ki abbu ko chhod degi.....aur golu bhai ke sath rahegi.....
Khair....main yaha kuch aur sochta...usse pahle hi ammi ne ek cheekh ke sath apna pani chhod diya....aur golu bhai ne unhe palta kar chodna suru kar diya.....
Ammi- aaahhh...aahhh...aaahhh...aaahhh....
Golu bhai - dekh le.....itni aawaaj hone par bhi ye ghanta nhi hila.....to jagega kya...sala mota.....yeehhh.....
Ammi- aahhh....sahi kaha....aaahh.....uth ke dekh leta....aahh...to pata chal jata ki chudaai kya hoti hai...aahhh...joor se maro......marne do use....
Golu bhai - ye le saali....yeehhh...yeeehhh......
Waha ammi khul kar chud rahi thi...aur yaha main apna lund sahla raha tha...par main dekh kar hairaan bhi tha ki sala mera abbu ab tak jaga kyo nhi....
Halaki ammi aur abbu me abhi kuch fasla tha....par chudaai ki aawaaze sun kar bhi abbu ek baar bhi nahi bahke.....wo to mast khwaabo me khoye huye the.....
Aur yaha ammi dowara se jhad kar ek naye tareke se chudne lagi thi......
Ab golu bhai ammi ko apne uper baitha kar chod rahe the....aur ammi ucchalte huye masti se apni choot marwa rahi thi....
Ammi ke ucchalne se pura bister hil raha tha....par mere abbu ko isse koi fark nhi pada....wo to kharrate maar rahe the....aur unke har kharrate ke sath ammi ki choot me golu bhai ka tagda lund sataak se ja raha tha.....
Ammi- aaahhhh.....aaj to jyada hi maza aa raha hai...uuummm...sala mera souhar.....use bhanak hi nhi ki...aaahhh...uske baju me hi uski begum kisi gair se...aahhh....aahhh...chud rahi hai....
Golu bhai - tu baju ka kya bolti hai....chal uske uper lita kar chodta hu...
Ammi- aaahh...nhi...wo...wo jaag jayga....
Golu bhai- to jaagne de....saale ne kuch bhouka to gaand maar duga uski.....
Ammi- aaahhh...uski kyo...meri maaro....aaahh...wo is lund ke layak nhi....maaro...aaahhh..main fir se.....aahh..aahh....
Aur ammi ucchalte huye fir se jhad gai....aur ammi ke jhadte hi golu bhai ne ammi ko mere abbu ke uper li lita diya....
Matlab ki ammi ka sir abbu ke bade se pet par tha....aur wo ulti padi apni jaaghe khole dali thi....
Ammi- ab gaand maaro....dekhe to meri cheekh sun kar ye jaagta hai ki nhi....
Golu bhai- main wahi karne wala tha....yeehhhh.....
Ammi- aaaahhhhh....mar gai......aahhh...
Golu bhai- ab maza le saali...aur apne souhar ko apni cheekhe suna.....le....
Aur golu bhai joor se dhakke maar kar ammi ki gaand maarne lage....aur ammi bhi masti me hilte huye gaand chudaai ka maza lene lagi....
Par main ye dekh kar hairaan tha ki abbu ke pet par ammi ke letne se bhi abbu nhi jaage.....jabki ammi har dhakke par joor se hil kar abbu ke pet par ragad maar rahi thi...
Khair.....golu bhai ne ammi ko agle 15-20 minute puri taqat se choda aur fir lund ko bahar nikaal kar joordaar pichkari maar di....
Jisse golu bhai ka lundras ammi ki puri peet par aur sath me abbu ke pet par bhi gir gaya.....
Ammi- aahh...ise iske pet par daal kar kharaab kyo karna....ye to mere pet me jayga.....ssrruuuppppp.....
Aur ammi ne abbu ke pet par pada sara lundras gatak liya.,....aur fir wo dono abbu ke baju me hi let gaye....
Ammi- aaj to doguna maza aa gaya....itna maza to bete ke saamne chudne par bhi nhi aaya tha....
Golu bhai- tu bas maza le.....tera beta ho ya tera souhar....ab tujhe sabke saamne choduga....aur haa..teri beti bhi to aa gai....
Ammi- hmm..par uske saamne kuch mat karna.....wo mar jaygi ye dekh kar...badi seedhi hai meti beti..
Golu bhai- par hai to ladki hi na....uske paas bhi choot hai...use bhi khujli hoti hogi na....
Ammi- wo to hai...par wo in sab maamlon me jyada dhyaan nhi deti....padhai se hi matlab rakhti hai wo...
Golu bhai- hmm...tu fikr mat kar...waqt aayga to wo tujhse bhi aage jaygi...
Ammi- aapke dil me kya chal raha hai...kahi aap.....
Golu bhai(beech me)- are...tu to kuch bhi sochne lagi...filhaal to main uski ammi ki hi bajauga....baki uska abhi tak kuch socha nhi....waise wo mujhe bhi sareef lagi....
Ammi- hmm...waise ek baat to batao....ye mere souhar jaage kyo nhi.....aisa to kabhi nhi sote the....
Golu bhai(muskura kar)- lagta hai jaag gaya hoga....par tujhe maza lete dekh so gaya...taki tu to khush rahe....aur...
Itna bol kar golu bhai darwaje ki taraf kuch dekhne lage....aur unhone kya dekha....ye to ab tak kisi ko pata nhi tha.....
Ammi- are...mazaak nhi....bataiye na....
Golu bhai- huh....pata nhi....khair...wo chhodo....ab main chalta hu....
Ammi- par itni jaldi kyo....ek baar aur kariye na....
Golu bhai(khade ho kar)- nhi...mujhe kal kuch kaam hai....sona padega....aur tu bhi so ja....waise ab tera moid sahi hai...lagta hai beti ki paresaani rahi nhi....
Ammi- ab aapne jo jimma le liya uska...to mujhe koi paresaani nhi...main to bas use khush dekhna chahti hu....
Golu bhai(kapde pahanate huye)- wo khush hi rahegi....wo bhi itna ki jitna aaj tak na rahi hogi...tu aaraam se so ja....main use sambhal luga....
Aur golu bhai ne jaldi se apne kapde pahan liye.....
Ammi- theek hai....aap jaiye...main kapde pahan kar darwaja laga dugi....
Golu bhai - hmm...
Fir golu bhai kamre se nikal gaye aur main bhi apne kamre me jane laga....par tabhi maine dekha ki golu bhai ammi ke kamre se nikal kar bahar nhi gaye...balki abbu ke padhai wale kamre me gaye hai...jaha par meri appi padh rahi thi....
Main(man me)- ye kya....golu bhai waha kyo ja rahe hai....waha to appi hai.....are...ab kya hone wala hai.....