Update - 116
Main- ek baat clear ho gai...ki is sab se brijbhaan aur raaj-veer ke sath-sath.... MLA bhi juda hua hai....par aakhir kyo....aisa kya tha...jo ye sab mere pariwar ke dushman ho gaye......
Kuch bhi ho...mujhe jald se jald pata lagana hoga....kyoki ye jo bhi hai...wo bahut khatarnaak hai.....bahut khatarnaak.....
Main ye sab soch hi raha tha ki mera phon baj utha...aur screen par naam dekhte hi mere chehre par muskaan khil gai....
Main(man me)- are wah....rasta khud-b-khud mere paas chala aaya....hmm...lets the game begin......
Ab Aage.......
Main soch hi raha tha ki mujhe aage karna hai....tabhi raju bhai mere paas aa gaye...aur subakte huye apne hath jodne lage.....
Main- nhi..bhai...ye aap kya...nhi....aap mere saamne hath baandhe.....bilk nhi....
Raju- mujhe maaf kar de golu...maine tujhe galat samjha...jabki tu...
Main(raju bhai ke hath pakad kar)- bas bhai.....bas....isme aapki koi galti nhi....isme galti unki hai jinhone aapko fasaya....jinhone aapko ye yakeen dilaya ki is sabka jimmedaar golu hai...
Raju- main janta hu...par unki baat mana koun...main...to galat koun hua...main hi na....
Main- nhi bhai....bilkul nhi....main janta hu ki maa-bapu ki mout ke baad aap par kya beeti hogi....aap akele pad gaye the...aur us waqt jisne aapko sahara diya....aapne us par aankh mood kar bharosha kiya....aur usne aapko dhokha de diya....to isme aap puri tarah se galat kaise huye....galat the wo haalaat....
Raju- par haalaaton se toota koun...main hi na....maine ek baar bhi tujhse puchna jaroori nhi samjha....ulta main ye soch baitha ki tune hi doulat ki khatir mujhe jail bhijwa diya...aur humari saari doulat hadap gaya....
Main- nhi bhaiya....aap kuch bhi kahe...main aapko kisi bhi tarah se gunahgaar nhi manta....par haa....ab aapse ek madad jaroor chahta hu...
Raju(chounk kar)- madad....kaisi madad....tu bas bol....
Main- bhai....aap pahle mujhe ye bataiye ki humare maa-bapu ki mout kaise hui....
Raju- hmm....batata hu...
Main- aao bhai...baiitho....
Fir maine raju bhai ko baithaya aur fir unhone bolna suru kiya......
Raju- mujhe bas itna pata hai ki ek din maa-bapu apne anathalay gaye huye the.....aur waha se bapis aate waqt unki car ek truck se bhid gaya.....aur wo khatm ho gaye....us accident me humara driver birju bhi mara gaya tha....
Main- accha....to aapko ye kahani sunaai gai thi....
Raju(chounk kar)- kahani...nhi...ye koi suni hui baat nhi....maine khud waha ja kar dekja tha....car aur truck dono the waha...aur car me humare maa-bapu ki laashe....(ye bolte hi raju bhai ro pade)
Main- nhi bhai...chup ho jaiye....aur ab wo suniye jo sach hai....asal me aisa kuch hua hi nhi tha...ye to sirf duniya ko batane ke liye ek naatak tha.....
Raju(chounk kar)- kya matlab...kya tum ye kahna chahre ho ki maa-bapu ki mout nhi hui.....
Main- nhi bhai....unki mout to hui hai...par accident se nhi....unka khoon kiya gaya tha.....
Raju(chounk kar)- kya....khoon....par unka khoon koun kar sakta hai....wo to gaon walo ke liye devta samaan the.....nhi...tune galat suna hoga...are maine khud unko dekha tha....unki car truck se daw gai thi....
Main- janta hu...aapne jo dekha wo sab sach tha...par wo sab asli sach chhupane ke liye dikhaya gaya tha.....
Raju- ye tum kaise bol sakte ho....koi to baat hogi....batao...
Main- hmm....pahle aap batao ki aapne us accident me kitni laashe dekhi thi....
Raju- kitni kya....maa-bapu aur driver bas...
Main- kya aapne driver ka chehra dekha tha....kya wo birju hi tha.....
Raju- chehra to nhi...kyoki uska chehra buri tarah jal chuka tha....par haa...bapu ki car hamesha birju hi chalata tha....aur agar wo birju nhi hota to wo jinda hota na.....
Main- hmm...aapki baat bhi sahi hai....accha ye photo dekh kar batao ki ye koun hai....
Aur fir maine mobile me brijhbhaan urf birju ki photo nikaal kar raju bhai ke saamne kar di....jise dekh kar raju bhai fir se chounk gaye.....
Raju- birju...ye to birju hai....par ye...tumhare sath....kaise....
Asal me ye picture brijbhaan ke ghar hui party ki thi...jisme wo mere sath khada hua tha......
Main- kyoki birju jinda hai....wo kabhi mara hi nhi....bas aapko yakeen dilane ke liye ek laash ko borju ki laash bataya gaya tha....
Raju- tumhe kaise pata....
Main- bhai...main apna pura karobaar samet kar is gaon me kyo aaya....taki main yaha rah kar apne gaon par najar rakh saku....aur asliyat pata kar saku....asliyat maa-bapu ki mout ki...asliyat aapke jail jane ki....asliyat un logo ki...jo humare pariwaar ki tabaahi ke liye jimmedaar hai....
Raju- par tukjhe ye kyo laga ki ye sab koi saazish thi....accident nhi.....
Main- batata hu...sab batata hu....
Aur fir maine tahalte huye raju bhai ko wo sab batana suru kiya...jitna main jaan chuka tha.......
Main- bhai...jab aapne jail me mujhse milne ko mana kar diya to mujhe bada dukh hua.....aur main sochne laga ki aap mujh par gussa kyo ho....isliye main gaon gaya...aur waha bapu ke purane bafaadaar syaam chacha se mila.....
Unhone mujhe sab bata diya...unhone hi mujhe bataya ki maa-bapu ka accident ho gaya tha....par wo accident nhi tha...kuch aur hi chaal thi.....aur fir unhone mujhe aapki kahani sunaai...ki kaise aap jail gaye....aur unhone hi mujhe bataya ki raju bhai ko ye lagta hai ki unke khilaaf maine gawahi di.....
Bas...tabhi mujhe shaq ho gaya tha ki koi to hai...jo humare pariwar ko alag karne ke liye chaal chal raha tha....isliye maine soch liya ki ab asliyat ka pata main khud lagauga....
Isliye maine apne gaon ke paas me hi apna business jamaya aur apne aadmiyon ko gaon me bhej diya.....
Waha mere aadmiyon ne sabse pahle charandas ka pata kiya.....jo ki humare bapu ka khas dost tha.....
Aur fir mujhe aap dikhe....to main samjh gaya ki dushman ko bhanak lag gai hai ki main uske piche hu...isliye usne aapko mere khilaaf istemaal kiya hai.....
Aur fir mujhe mila ye birju.....jo birju kal tak ek noukar tha....wo aaj brijbhaan naam ka ek rahees insaan ban gaya.....
Aur usko dekh kar mujhe shaq ho gaya ki ho na ho....maa-bapu ki mout aur aapke jail jane me iska bhi hath tha....
Aur haa...isi beech kismat se mujhe aapke dost madan aur ratan ka pariwar bhi mil gaya....jo ab meri mutthi me hi samjho....
Aur ek baat....yaha aa kar mujhe raaj-veer ka pariwar bhi mil gaya.....jiska baap humare bapu ka kattar dushman tha...to mera shaq un par bhi hai...par abhi unka in sab me hath hone ka koi saboot nhi mila.....
Aur ek baat....mujhe inme se koi bhi itna akalmand ya taqatwar nhi laga jo ye sab soch sake.....isliye mujhe us saksh tak pahuchna hai jisne ye sara khel khela....par uska mujhe ab tak koi bhi suraag hath nhi laga.....
Raju- ek baat batao....jab tum birju se mile the to usne tumhe pahchana nhi.....
Main- nhi...kyoki ye to aap bhi jante hai ki birju se meri mulaqat na ke barabar hi hoti thi.....aur fir main padhne ke liye sahar aa gaya tha....fir noukri bhi yahi ki....aur beech me aaya bhi to aap logo se mil kar nikal gaya....aur fir main itne saalo me badal bhi to gaya hu....hai na....
Raju(muskura kar)- ha chhote....tu kamaal ka dikhne laga....
Main(muskura kar)- aaj kitne saalo baad aapke muh se chhote sun raha hu....sach me bhai...main ye sab bahut miss kiya....
Raju- janta hu ki maine tere sath bada bura salook kiya...par ab vaada karta hu....tere gar kadam par tere sath tera bhai khada milega....
Aur ye bol kar raju bhai ne mujhe gale laga liya aur fir se bhavuk hone lage...
Main- nhi bhai...ab rone ka waqt nhi...ab to dushmano ko rulaane ka waqt hai....
Raju- theek kaha..to bata...pahle kise niptana hai....
Main(muskura kar)- nhi...abhi niptane ka waqt nhi...pahle hume uska hisaab karna hai jisne aapki bhaavnaao se khela hai.....
Raju- matlab....
Main- aapko apni seema yaad hai na...
Raju- hmm..use kaise bhool sakta hu..wo to meri jaan thi...
Main- janta hu...isiliye sabse pahle usi matter ko niptate hai....
Raju- par kaise.....kya tum jante ho ki use kisne mara tha.....
Main- aap chaliye to sahi....fir aap khud sabkuch samjh jaoge....
Raju- to chal fir....
Main- hmm..par aise nhi....
Raju- to fir....
Main(muskura kar)- aaiye batata hu.....
Aur fir main raju bhai ko le kar nikal gaya.....
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AASHA KE GHAR............
Shaam ke waqt main aasha ke ghar pahucha.....is samay mere sath ek shadhu baba bhi the......
Fir gate khulte hi hum dono andar pahuche to sab hume dekh kar chounk gaye ....kyoki sabke dil me yahi sawaal tha ki mere sath sadhu kyo aaya.....
Tabhi meri najar aasha par padi...jo mujhse najar milte hi sharma gai....
Aaj aasha bapis aa gai thi.....uske sath ghar ke baki ke sadasya bhi aa chuke the....matlab ghar ka har sadasya is waqt mere saamne moujood tha....aur sab isi baat ko jaanne ke liye utsuk the ki mere sath ye sadhu kyo aaya hai.....
Sushma- golu ji....ye sadhu baba koun hai....
Main- ye bahut bade sadhu hai....aur humare kulguru bhi....
Sushma- ohh..pranaam baba ji....
Fir sushma ke sath-sath baki sabne sadhu ko pranaam kiya....
Main- sushma.....mujhe aap sab ki ek help chahiye thi.....
Sushma- kaisi help....
Main- asal me...main chahta hu ki aap log kuch din tak guriji ko apne ghar me rukne de....
Meri baat sun kar sab ek-dusre ka muh dekhne lage...aur aasha mujhe ishare se puchne lagi ki ye sab kya hai....to maine use chup rahne ka bol diya.....
Sushma- lekin hum kisi ko aise....
Main- plz ....inki ginti kusi me mat kijiye....ye mere kulguru hai...aur inki puri jawaabdaari meri.....aur haa...main inhe usi kamre me rakhne ko bol raha hu jisme main rahta hu.....bas kuch din....
Sushma- wo theek hai...par ye to bata do ki tum aisa kyo chahte ho....koi khas baat....
Main- hmm..asal me mujhe aap sab ke sath rahte huye aapse bahut lagaav ho gaya hai.....isliye main chahta hu ki guruji is ghar me ek gupt hawan kare....jisse is ghar me dhan ki kami na ho aur khushaali chhai rahe.....isiliye main guruji ko badi muskil se mana kar laya hu....
Sushma- sach me.,.....tab to hume koi paresaani nhi....hum har madad karne ko taiyaar rahege...bolo hume aur kya karna hoga.....
Main- aur kuch...ab ye to guruji batayge.....par ha....inki sahayta ke liye tum me se ek ko inki sevika banna hoga.....
Meri baat sun kar sab fir se chounk pade....
Sushma- sevika.....iska kya matlab....hum sab guruji ki sahayta to karege hi...to fir sevika.....wo kisliye....
Main- sevika ka matlab kuch galat nhi tha....sevika guruji ke sath 7 din chalne wale hawan me unka pura sath degi....aur is douran wo guruji ke sath hi rahegi.........samjhe...
Sushma- baki sab to theek hai.....matlab baki saare kaam to koi bhi kar sakta hai....par raat ko bhi sath me rahna...ye samjh nhi aaya...iski koi khas wajah hai...
Main- haa...wajah hai....asal me jo sevika banegi....wo 7 din tak kisi se baat nhi karegi....na hi kisi ko kuch bataygi......aur na hi wo kisi aur ki koi seva karegi...sirf guruji ka aadesh manegi....
Sushma(thoda gusse se)- tab to mushkil hai....hum aisa nhi kar payge.....
Main- janta tha ...par saayad tum log ek baat nhi jante.....wo kya hai ki agar koi guruji ki sevika banti hai...to guruji use 10 tola sona uphaar me dete hai.....aur haa..ye raha wo sona.....bas isiliye main apni baat par joor de raha tha.....dekhiye....
Aur maine ek thaila khol kar sabko sona dikha diya......jise dekh kar sabki aankhe badi ho gai....
Sushma- kya ye sach me......
Main(beech me)- ha bilkul....isliye maine sab pahle hi bata diya....taki tum logo ko koi shaq na rahe.....ab bolo....koun banna chahega inki sevika...
Sushma- main...main banoogi.....
Tabhi baki sab bhi bol pade ki main banoogi...main banoogi.....kyoki sawaal 10 tole sone ka tha....
Main- are ....are chup ho jao...chup ho jaaaoooooo.....
Ja maine dekha ki sab main-main ki dhun lagane lage to maine chilla kar unko rok diya.....
Main- aap sab chup ho jaaiye...aur door ja kar khade ho jaiye....guruji khud hi apni sevika tay karege....theek hai....kyo guru ji....
Meri baat par mere sath aaye sadhu me haa me sir hila diya aur fir mere kahne par sab log humse door ja kar khade ho gaye....
Main(sadhu se)- guruji...ab apni pichli sevika ki tarah ek sevika chun lijiye.....hmm...
Meri baat sun kar sadhu ne haa me sir hilaya aur fir aankhe band kar ke kuch budbudane lage.....aur fir unhone apni ungli se saamne isara kar diya.....
Unki ungli ka nisana deepa ki taraf tha....jisse deepa khushi se ucchal padi aur baki sab afsoos manane lage.....
Main- wah...deepa....aaiye deepa ji...aage aaiye....
Meri baat sun kar deepa aage aa kar khadi ho gai....
Main- deepa....guruji ne tumhe sevika ke liye chuna hai....to tumhe koi paresani to nhi....
Deepa(khushi se)- bilkul nhi....
Main- to fir theek hai....tum kal se guriji ke sath uper wale room me rahogi....aur agle 7 din guruji ki har baat manogi....
Deepa- theek hai....
Main- to theek hai fir...main aaj guruji ka saamaan lagwa deta hu.....tum kal se unke sath aa jana....ok..
Deepa- ok...par wo sona....
Main(muskura kar)- are pahle kaam to hone do....inaam to baad me hi milega....par milega jaroor....aur mujhe yakeen hai...is inaam ko tum jindagi bhai nhi bhulogi....theek hai....chalo ab main guruji ko le jata hu.....aur aasha....kya hume chai bana dogi...
Aasha- hmm..main lati hu...
Fir aasha kichen me chali gai aur main guruji ko le kar uper aa gaya...aur deepa khyshi se ucchal padi...jabki baki sab man hi man 10 tola sona hath se jane ka afsoos karne lage.....
Room me aate hu sadhu ne jaldi se gate lagaya aur mujh par gussa hone laga.....kyoki sadhu aur koi nhi...balki mere raju bhai hi the....
Raju- ye sab kya hai chhote....aur ye seema...ye jinda kaise ho gai...ye to...
Main(beech me)- isliye bola tha ki aap chounkna mat aur shant rahna ...kyoki main janta tha ki seema ko jinda dekh kar aapka khoon khoul jayga.....
Raju- haa...khoul jayga kya...abhi bhi khoul raha hai...aakhir ye ghar hai kiska...aur seema yaha kaise.....
Main- bhai...shant....shant ho jao...filhaal itna jaan lo ki aapki seema ek dhokhebaaj thi....wo aapse pyaar nhi karti thi.....bas ek naatak kar rahi thi.....samjhe....
Raju- nhi...ye nhi ho sakta...seema mere liye....
Main(joor se)- nhi...jo main bol raha hu wo hi sach hai....aapko saayad pata nhi...par ye ghar aapke dost madan aur ratan ka hi hai.....aur aapki seema aaj ratan ki biwi hai....samjhe.....
Raju(chounk kar)- kya....par ye kaise....
Main(beech me)- main aapko sab batauga....par usse pahle aapko wahi karna hoga jo main kahta hu....aur yakeen maniye....agar maine aapke sath dhokha karne walo ko saja na di....to main aapko kabhi sakal nhi dikhauga...bas abhi aap meri baat maan jao...aur shant rahna....aisa kuch mat karna ki kisi ko shaq ho ki aap mere guruji nhi...theek...
Raju- hmm..mujhe tujh par bharosha hai....bol kya karna hai....
Main(aankh maar kar)- kuch khas nhi...thodi masti....haa....
Meri baat sun kar raju bhai bhi muskura diye.....
Thodi der baad aasha chai le kar aa gai....aur mujhe bahar aane ka isara karne lagi....
Maine bhi guruji ko baithaya aur aasha ke sath gym me chala gaya.....
Main(chai ki chuski maar kar)- hmm...kaam ho gaya....
Aasha- mera chhodo...pahle ye batao ki ye guruji ka kya chakkar hai...
Main- are wo to humari saadi karane aaye hai....
Aasha(has kar)- main aapko acche se janti ho....ab sach batao.....
Main- wo baad me batauga...filhaal chup rahna ....
Aasha- theek hai....par inhe yaha kyo rakha ....aapko pata hai main jabse aai hu tabse raat hone ka intzaar kar rahi thi...ki kab raat ho aur kab main aapko pyaar karoogi.....
Main(aasha ko baahon me kheech kar)- tu tention mat le.....ab to tujhe saari jindagi pyaar karna hai .....meri bowi banne wali hai tu.....
Aasha(seena sahla kar)- to raat me kaha karege.....
Main- nhi ...aaj nhi...ab to hum seedhe suhaagraat manayge.....
Aasha- to chalo na....kal hi saadi kar lete hai...maine divorce paper par apne pati ke sighn le liye hai....
Main- are...kal nhi....ab humari saadi 7 din baad hogi....aur wo bhi sabke saamne....
Aasha(chounk jar)- kya matlab....
Main- matlab ye meri jaan...ki tumhare gharwale khud tumhe saja kar mandap me laayge....aur fir tumhari suhaagraat ki taiyaari bhi wo sab karege....
Aasha(ghabra kar)- ye kya bol rahe ho....ye nhi ho sakta.....
Main- aasha...main bada karta hu....ye sab sach hoga...aur haa....mere paas suhaagraat manane ke liye tumhe khud tumhari beti aur bahu le kar aaygi....samjhi....
Aasha(fati aankho se)- ye kya bole ja tahe hai aap.....
Main- sach...sab sach....bas tum wo karo jo main kahta hu..fir dekhna....agar tumhari beti ke saamne hi tumhe na choda to naam badal dena ......huh..kya kahti ho....
Aasha- ye kya....uuff...mujhe aap par pura bharosha hai....bas mujhe ye batao ki sadi kab karni hai...aur tab tak mujhe kya karna hoga.....
Main- hmm..sadi hogi 7 din baad...tab tak mere guruji hawan khatm kar lege...ok...aur tumhe kya karna hai...wo main tumhe bata duga....ok...to ab tum jao...main bhi guruji se mil kar nikalta hu...kal miluga...ok...chal ja...aur guruji ko khana de jana ...
Aasha- hmm..
Fir aasha ko bhej kar maine raju bhai ko aage ka plan samjhaya aur ghar se nikal gaya.....
Main- ek baat clear ho gai...ki is sab se brijbhaan aur raaj-veer ke sath-sath.... MLA bhi juda hua hai....par aakhir kyo....aisa kya tha...jo ye sab mere pariwar ke dushman ho gaye......
Kuch bhi ho...mujhe jald se jald pata lagana hoga....kyoki ye jo bhi hai...wo bahut khatarnaak hai.....bahut khatarnaak.....
Main ye sab soch hi raha tha ki mera phon baj utha...aur screen par naam dekhte hi mere chehre par muskaan khil gai....
Main(man me)- are wah....rasta khud-b-khud mere paas chala aaya....hmm...lets the game begin......
Ab Aage.......
Main soch hi raha tha ki mujhe aage karna hai....tabhi raju bhai mere paas aa gaye...aur subakte huye apne hath jodne lage.....
Main- nhi..bhai...ye aap kya...nhi....aap mere saamne hath baandhe.....bilk nhi....
Raju- mujhe maaf kar de golu...maine tujhe galat samjha...jabki tu...
Main(raju bhai ke hath pakad kar)- bas bhai.....bas....isme aapki koi galti nhi....isme galti unki hai jinhone aapko fasaya....jinhone aapko ye yakeen dilaya ki is sabka jimmedaar golu hai...
Raju- main janta hu...par unki baat mana koun...main...to galat koun hua...main hi na....
Main- nhi bhai....bilkul nhi....main janta hu ki maa-bapu ki mout ke baad aap par kya beeti hogi....aap akele pad gaye the...aur us waqt jisne aapko sahara diya....aapne us par aankh mood kar bharosha kiya....aur usne aapko dhokha de diya....to isme aap puri tarah se galat kaise huye....galat the wo haalaat....
Raju- par haalaaton se toota koun...main hi na....maine ek baar bhi tujhse puchna jaroori nhi samjha....ulta main ye soch baitha ki tune hi doulat ki khatir mujhe jail bhijwa diya...aur humari saari doulat hadap gaya....
Main- nhi bhaiya....aap kuch bhi kahe...main aapko kisi bhi tarah se gunahgaar nhi manta....par haa....ab aapse ek madad jaroor chahta hu...
Raju(chounk kar)- madad....kaisi madad....tu bas bol....
Main- bhai....aap pahle mujhe ye bataiye ki humare maa-bapu ki mout kaise hui....
Raju- hmm....batata hu...
Main- aao bhai...baiitho....
Fir maine raju bhai ko baithaya aur fir unhone bolna suru kiya......
Raju- mujhe bas itna pata hai ki ek din maa-bapu apne anathalay gaye huye the.....aur waha se bapis aate waqt unki car ek truck se bhid gaya.....aur wo khatm ho gaye....us accident me humara driver birju bhi mara gaya tha....
Main- accha....to aapko ye kahani sunaai gai thi....
Raju(chounk kar)- kahani...nhi...ye koi suni hui baat nhi....maine khud waha ja kar dekja tha....car aur truck dono the waha...aur car me humare maa-bapu ki laashe....(ye bolte hi raju bhai ro pade)
Main- nhi bhai...chup ho jaiye....aur ab wo suniye jo sach hai....asal me aisa kuch hua hi nhi tha...ye to sirf duniya ko batane ke liye ek naatak tha.....
Raju(chounk kar)- kya matlab...kya tum ye kahna chahre ho ki maa-bapu ki mout nhi hui.....
Main- nhi bhai....unki mout to hui hai...par accident se nhi....unka khoon kiya gaya tha.....
Raju(chounk kar)- kya....khoon....par unka khoon koun kar sakta hai....wo to gaon walo ke liye devta samaan the.....nhi...tune galat suna hoga...are maine khud unko dekha tha....unki car truck se daw gai thi....
Main- janta hu...aapne jo dekha wo sab sach tha...par wo sab asli sach chhupane ke liye dikhaya gaya tha.....
Raju- ye tum kaise bol sakte ho....koi to baat hogi....batao...
Main- hmm....pahle aap batao ki aapne us accident me kitni laashe dekhi thi....
Raju- kitni kya....maa-bapu aur driver bas...
Main- kya aapne driver ka chehra dekha tha....kya wo birju hi tha.....
Raju- chehra to nhi...kyoki uska chehra buri tarah jal chuka tha....par haa...bapu ki car hamesha birju hi chalata tha....aur agar wo birju nhi hota to wo jinda hota na.....
Main- hmm...aapki baat bhi sahi hai....accha ye photo dekh kar batao ki ye koun hai....
Aur fir maine mobile me brijhbhaan urf birju ki photo nikaal kar raju bhai ke saamne kar di....jise dekh kar raju bhai fir se chounk gaye.....
Raju- birju...ye to birju hai....par ye...tumhare sath....kaise....
Asal me ye picture brijbhaan ke ghar hui party ki thi...jisme wo mere sath khada hua tha......
Main- kyoki birju jinda hai....wo kabhi mara hi nhi....bas aapko yakeen dilane ke liye ek laash ko borju ki laash bataya gaya tha....
Raju- tumhe kaise pata....
Main- bhai...main apna pura karobaar samet kar is gaon me kyo aaya....taki main yaha rah kar apne gaon par najar rakh saku....aur asliyat pata kar saku....asliyat maa-bapu ki mout ki...asliyat aapke jail jane ki....asliyat un logo ki...jo humare pariwaar ki tabaahi ke liye jimmedaar hai....
Raju- par tukjhe ye kyo laga ki ye sab koi saazish thi....accident nhi.....
Main- batata hu...sab batata hu....
Aur fir maine tahalte huye raju bhai ko wo sab batana suru kiya...jitna main jaan chuka tha.......
Main- bhai...jab aapne jail me mujhse milne ko mana kar diya to mujhe bada dukh hua.....aur main sochne laga ki aap mujh par gussa kyo ho....isliye main gaon gaya...aur waha bapu ke purane bafaadaar syaam chacha se mila.....
Unhone mujhe sab bata diya...unhone hi mujhe bataya ki maa-bapu ka accident ho gaya tha....par wo accident nhi tha...kuch aur hi chaal thi.....aur fir unhone mujhe aapki kahani sunaai...ki kaise aap jail gaye....aur unhone hi mujhe bataya ki raju bhai ko ye lagta hai ki unke khilaaf maine gawahi di.....
Bas...tabhi mujhe shaq ho gaya tha ki koi to hai...jo humare pariwar ko alag karne ke liye chaal chal raha tha....isliye maine soch liya ki ab asliyat ka pata main khud lagauga....
Isliye maine apne gaon ke paas me hi apna business jamaya aur apne aadmiyon ko gaon me bhej diya.....
Waha mere aadmiyon ne sabse pahle charandas ka pata kiya.....jo ki humare bapu ka khas dost tha.....
Aur fir mujhe aap dikhe....to main samjh gaya ki dushman ko bhanak lag gai hai ki main uske piche hu...isliye usne aapko mere khilaaf istemaal kiya hai.....
Aur fir mujhe mila ye birju.....jo birju kal tak ek noukar tha....wo aaj brijbhaan naam ka ek rahees insaan ban gaya.....
Aur usko dekh kar mujhe shaq ho gaya ki ho na ho....maa-bapu ki mout aur aapke jail jane me iska bhi hath tha....
Aur haa...isi beech kismat se mujhe aapke dost madan aur ratan ka pariwar bhi mil gaya....jo ab meri mutthi me hi samjho....
Aur ek baat....yaha aa kar mujhe raaj-veer ka pariwar bhi mil gaya.....jiska baap humare bapu ka kattar dushman tha...to mera shaq un par bhi hai...par abhi unka in sab me hath hone ka koi saboot nhi mila.....
Aur ek baat....mujhe inme se koi bhi itna akalmand ya taqatwar nhi laga jo ye sab soch sake.....isliye mujhe us saksh tak pahuchna hai jisne ye sara khel khela....par uska mujhe ab tak koi bhi suraag hath nhi laga.....
Raju- ek baat batao....jab tum birju se mile the to usne tumhe pahchana nhi.....
Main- nhi...kyoki ye to aap bhi jante hai ki birju se meri mulaqat na ke barabar hi hoti thi.....aur fir main padhne ke liye sahar aa gaya tha....fir noukri bhi yahi ki....aur beech me aaya bhi to aap logo se mil kar nikal gaya....aur fir main itne saalo me badal bhi to gaya hu....hai na....
Raju(muskura kar)- ha chhote....tu kamaal ka dikhne laga....
Main(muskura kar)- aaj kitne saalo baad aapke muh se chhote sun raha hu....sach me bhai...main ye sab bahut miss kiya....
Raju- janta hu ki maine tere sath bada bura salook kiya...par ab vaada karta hu....tere gar kadam par tere sath tera bhai khada milega....
Aur ye bol kar raju bhai ne mujhe gale laga liya aur fir se bhavuk hone lage...
Main- nhi bhai...ab rone ka waqt nhi...ab to dushmano ko rulaane ka waqt hai....
Raju- theek kaha..to bata...pahle kise niptana hai....
Main(muskura kar)- nhi...abhi niptane ka waqt nhi...pahle hume uska hisaab karna hai jisne aapki bhaavnaao se khela hai.....
Raju- matlab....
Main- aapko apni seema yaad hai na...
Raju- hmm..use kaise bhool sakta hu..wo to meri jaan thi...
Main- janta hu...isiliye sabse pahle usi matter ko niptate hai....
Raju- par kaise.....kya tum jante ho ki use kisne mara tha.....
Main- aap chaliye to sahi....fir aap khud sabkuch samjh jaoge....
Raju- to chal fir....
Main- hmm..par aise nhi....
Raju- to fir....
Main(muskura kar)- aaiye batata hu.....
Aur fir main raju bhai ko le kar nikal gaya.....
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AASHA KE GHAR............
Shaam ke waqt main aasha ke ghar pahucha.....is samay mere sath ek shadhu baba bhi the......
Fir gate khulte hi hum dono andar pahuche to sab hume dekh kar chounk gaye ....kyoki sabke dil me yahi sawaal tha ki mere sath sadhu kyo aaya.....
Tabhi meri najar aasha par padi...jo mujhse najar milte hi sharma gai....
Aaj aasha bapis aa gai thi.....uske sath ghar ke baki ke sadasya bhi aa chuke the....matlab ghar ka har sadasya is waqt mere saamne moujood tha....aur sab isi baat ko jaanne ke liye utsuk the ki mere sath ye sadhu kyo aaya hai.....
Sushma- golu ji....ye sadhu baba koun hai....
Main- ye bahut bade sadhu hai....aur humare kulguru bhi....
Sushma- ohh..pranaam baba ji....
Fir sushma ke sath-sath baki sabne sadhu ko pranaam kiya....
Main- sushma.....mujhe aap sab ki ek help chahiye thi.....
Sushma- kaisi help....
Main- asal me...main chahta hu ki aap log kuch din tak guriji ko apne ghar me rukne de....
Meri baat sun kar sab ek-dusre ka muh dekhne lage...aur aasha mujhe ishare se puchne lagi ki ye sab kya hai....to maine use chup rahne ka bol diya.....
Sushma- lekin hum kisi ko aise....
Main- plz ....inki ginti kusi me mat kijiye....ye mere kulguru hai...aur inki puri jawaabdaari meri.....aur haa...main inhe usi kamre me rakhne ko bol raha hu jisme main rahta hu.....bas kuch din....
Sushma- wo theek hai...par ye to bata do ki tum aisa kyo chahte ho....koi khas baat....
Main- hmm..asal me mujhe aap sab ke sath rahte huye aapse bahut lagaav ho gaya hai.....isliye main chahta hu ki guruji is ghar me ek gupt hawan kare....jisse is ghar me dhan ki kami na ho aur khushaali chhai rahe.....isiliye main guruji ko badi muskil se mana kar laya hu....
Sushma- sach me.,.....tab to hume koi paresaani nhi....hum har madad karne ko taiyaar rahege...bolo hume aur kya karna hoga.....
Main- aur kuch...ab ye to guruji batayge.....par ha....inki sahayta ke liye tum me se ek ko inki sevika banna hoga.....
Meri baat sun kar sab fir se chounk pade....
Sushma- sevika.....iska kya matlab....hum sab guruji ki sahayta to karege hi...to fir sevika.....wo kisliye....
Main- sevika ka matlab kuch galat nhi tha....sevika guruji ke sath 7 din chalne wale hawan me unka pura sath degi....aur is douran wo guruji ke sath hi rahegi.........samjhe...
Sushma- baki sab to theek hai.....matlab baki saare kaam to koi bhi kar sakta hai....par raat ko bhi sath me rahna...ye samjh nhi aaya...iski koi khas wajah hai...
Main- haa...wajah hai....asal me jo sevika banegi....wo 7 din tak kisi se baat nhi karegi....na hi kisi ko kuch bataygi......aur na hi wo kisi aur ki koi seva karegi...sirf guruji ka aadesh manegi....
Sushma(thoda gusse se)- tab to mushkil hai....hum aisa nhi kar payge.....
Main- janta tha ...par saayad tum log ek baat nhi jante.....wo kya hai ki agar koi guruji ki sevika banti hai...to guruji use 10 tola sona uphaar me dete hai.....aur haa..ye raha wo sona.....bas isiliye main apni baat par joor de raha tha.....dekhiye....
Aur maine ek thaila khol kar sabko sona dikha diya......jise dekh kar sabki aankhe badi ho gai....
Sushma- kya ye sach me......
Main(beech me)- ha bilkul....isliye maine sab pahle hi bata diya....taki tum logo ko koi shaq na rahe.....ab bolo....koun banna chahega inki sevika...
Sushma- main...main banoogi.....
Tabhi baki sab bhi bol pade ki main banoogi...main banoogi.....kyoki sawaal 10 tole sone ka tha....
Main- are ....are chup ho jao...chup ho jaaaoooooo.....
Ja maine dekha ki sab main-main ki dhun lagane lage to maine chilla kar unko rok diya.....
Main- aap sab chup ho jaaiye...aur door ja kar khade ho jaiye....guruji khud hi apni sevika tay karege....theek hai....kyo guru ji....
Meri baat par mere sath aaye sadhu me haa me sir hila diya aur fir mere kahne par sab log humse door ja kar khade ho gaye....
Main(sadhu se)- guruji...ab apni pichli sevika ki tarah ek sevika chun lijiye.....hmm...
Meri baat sun kar sadhu ne haa me sir hilaya aur fir aankhe band kar ke kuch budbudane lage.....aur fir unhone apni ungli se saamne isara kar diya.....
Unki ungli ka nisana deepa ki taraf tha....jisse deepa khushi se ucchal padi aur baki sab afsoos manane lage.....
Main- wah...deepa....aaiye deepa ji...aage aaiye....
Meri baat sun kar deepa aage aa kar khadi ho gai....
Main- deepa....guruji ne tumhe sevika ke liye chuna hai....to tumhe koi paresani to nhi....
Deepa(khushi se)- bilkul nhi....
Main- to fir theek hai....tum kal se guriji ke sath uper wale room me rahogi....aur agle 7 din guruji ki har baat manogi....
Deepa- theek hai....
Main- to theek hai fir...main aaj guruji ka saamaan lagwa deta hu.....tum kal se unke sath aa jana....ok..
Deepa- ok...par wo sona....
Main(muskura kar)- are pahle kaam to hone do....inaam to baad me hi milega....par milega jaroor....aur mujhe yakeen hai...is inaam ko tum jindagi bhai nhi bhulogi....theek hai....chalo ab main guruji ko le jata hu.....aur aasha....kya hume chai bana dogi...
Aasha- hmm..main lati hu...
Fir aasha kichen me chali gai aur main guruji ko le kar uper aa gaya...aur deepa khyshi se ucchal padi...jabki baki sab man hi man 10 tola sona hath se jane ka afsoos karne lage.....
Room me aate hu sadhu ne jaldi se gate lagaya aur mujh par gussa hone laga.....kyoki sadhu aur koi nhi...balki mere raju bhai hi the....
Raju- ye sab kya hai chhote....aur ye seema...ye jinda kaise ho gai...ye to...
Main(beech me)- isliye bola tha ki aap chounkna mat aur shant rahna ...kyoki main janta tha ki seema ko jinda dekh kar aapka khoon khoul jayga.....
Raju- haa...khoul jayga kya...abhi bhi khoul raha hai...aakhir ye ghar hai kiska...aur seema yaha kaise.....
Main- bhai...shant....shant ho jao...filhaal itna jaan lo ki aapki seema ek dhokhebaaj thi....wo aapse pyaar nhi karti thi.....bas ek naatak kar rahi thi.....samjhe....
Raju- nhi...ye nhi ho sakta...seema mere liye....
Main(joor se)- nhi...jo main bol raha hu wo hi sach hai....aapko saayad pata nhi...par ye ghar aapke dost madan aur ratan ka hi hai.....aur aapki seema aaj ratan ki biwi hai....samjhe.....
Raju(chounk kar)- kya....par ye kaise....
Main(beech me)- main aapko sab batauga....par usse pahle aapko wahi karna hoga jo main kahta hu....aur yakeen maniye....agar maine aapke sath dhokha karne walo ko saja na di....to main aapko kabhi sakal nhi dikhauga...bas abhi aap meri baat maan jao...aur shant rahna....aisa kuch mat karna ki kisi ko shaq ho ki aap mere guruji nhi...theek...
Raju- hmm..mujhe tujh par bharosha hai....bol kya karna hai....
Main(aankh maar kar)- kuch khas nhi...thodi masti....haa....
Meri baat sun kar raju bhai bhi muskura diye.....
Thodi der baad aasha chai le kar aa gai....aur mujhe bahar aane ka isara karne lagi....
Maine bhi guruji ko baithaya aur aasha ke sath gym me chala gaya.....
Main(chai ki chuski maar kar)- hmm...kaam ho gaya....
Aasha- mera chhodo...pahle ye batao ki ye guruji ka kya chakkar hai...
Main- are wo to humari saadi karane aaye hai....
Aasha(has kar)- main aapko acche se janti ho....ab sach batao.....
Main- wo baad me batauga...filhaal chup rahna ....
Aasha- theek hai....par inhe yaha kyo rakha ....aapko pata hai main jabse aai hu tabse raat hone ka intzaar kar rahi thi...ki kab raat ho aur kab main aapko pyaar karoogi.....
Main(aasha ko baahon me kheech kar)- tu tention mat le.....ab to tujhe saari jindagi pyaar karna hai .....meri bowi banne wali hai tu.....
Aasha(seena sahla kar)- to raat me kaha karege.....
Main- nhi ...aaj nhi...ab to hum seedhe suhaagraat manayge.....
Aasha- to chalo na....kal hi saadi kar lete hai...maine divorce paper par apne pati ke sighn le liye hai....
Main- are...kal nhi....ab humari saadi 7 din baad hogi....aur wo bhi sabke saamne....
Aasha(chounk jar)- kya matlab....
Main- matlab ye meri jaan...ki tumhare gharwale khud tumhe saja kar mandap me laayge....aur fir tumhari suhaagraat ki taiyaari bhi wo sab karege....
Aasha(ghabra kar)- ye kya bol rahe ho....ye nhi ho sakta.....
Main- aasha...main bada karta hu....ye sab sach hoga...aur haa....mere paas suhaagraat manane ke liye tumhe khud tumhari beti aur bahu le kar aaygi....samjhi....
Aasha(fati aankho se)- ye kya bole ja tahe hai aap.....
Main- sach...sab sach....bas tum wo karo jo main kahta hu..fir dekhna....agar tumhari beti ke saamne hi tumhe na choda to naam badal dena ......huh..kya kahti ho....
Aasha- ye kya....uuff...mujhe aap par pura bharosha hai....bas mujhe ye batao ki sadi kab karni hai...aur tab tak mujhe kya karna hoga.....
Main- hmm..sadi hogi 7 din baad...tab tak mere guruji hawan khatm kar lege...ok...aur tumhe kya karna hai...wo main tumhe bata duga....ok...to ab tum jao...main bhi guruji se mil kar nikalta hu...kal miluga...ok...chal ja...aur guruji ko khana de jana ...
Aasha- hmm..
Fir aasha ko bhej kar maine raju bhai ko aage ka plan samjhaya aur ghar se nikal gaya.....